EastPrez
Pressure Chief
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2000
- Messages
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(FADEIN: To an ULTRATITLE MMXII backdrop, and CALVIN CARLTON, wearing a Maize and Purple suitjacket, with a striped tie and white pants, holding 'Ol Bessie', his trusty tennis racket, with a purple slipjacket that has the words "BLAINE HOLLYWOOD #1" written out in jewels. Next to CARLTON is a small table that has an official NBA shot-clock on it. It is set to 10, and then begins counting down after he pushes a button. CARLTON stares at the camera, silent.)
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(An air-horn blasts, and CARLTON snaps to life, cackling and waving his racket like a pennant)
CARLTON: "In the last ten seconds, I have made more money than you've ever seen outside of a bank heist movie by playing the Orange Juice Future market. In the last ten seconds, Blaine Hollywood made more money than your FAMILY TREE combined. In the last ten seconds, thousands more of you simpletons have just realized that Blaine Hollywood WILL advance to the second round of ULTRATITLE, and the guy you thought was gonna win against him can't do anything about it."
(CARLTON cackles and waves his racket. FTB.)
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(An air-horn blasts, and CARLTON snaps to life, cackling and waving his racket like a pennant)
CARLTON: "In the last ten seconds, I have made more money than you've ever seen outside of a bank heist movie by playing the Orange Juice Future market. In the last ten seconds, Blaine Hollywood made more money than your FAMILY TREE combined. In the last ten seconds, thousands more of you simpletons have just realized that Blaine Hollywood WILL advance to the second round of ULTRATITLE, and the guy you thought was gonna win against him can't do anything about it."
(CARLTON cackles and waves his racket. FTB.)
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