The aftershock of the Rumble

[Legion]

Legion: A night of surprises is how they described the Random Rumble to me many moons ago and this time that description was proven ever so true - and I'll start with what came as the biggest one for us...

Mac Bry - firstly welcome to NFW kid and hey, you managed to make a moment that they were talking about on the forums and news sites for at least 24 hours - because after that time had passed they woke up and realised 'oh damn, he's going to suffer for taking out Bandit and Devastator!' They're right however a lesser man would put you in a handicap match but I'm sure the front office wouldn't like me to destroy a new prospect so soon in his career.

So here's what I propose - you find a partner to take on the Graverobbers (Non title I might add) and let's see if you can make lightning strike twice in a traditional setting but I'll make it clear - there will be suffering before you can reach the goal once again and in a way that the indie's haven't taught you quite yet.

Teddy - What can I say to you? Every man for himself and if you want to take it as a fracture in the Army Of Darkness then well guess the Kaiju may be destroyed by a few Jaegers along the way. Cattle prods will seem tame by comparison to what we could do should you decide to get revenge.

Chromatics - You're going to try and take me out as petty revenge? You 3 will learn soon that in the shadows are more representatives of the Black Market in the wings and before you know it - it'll be too late.

DC - congratulations on costing me the title shot and blank contract, I suppose that means I've been struck down by the assasin's bullet in your mind right? That suicidal side we've only glimpsed as you took Jack Bryant and Akita down to their inevitable demise in NFW I'm still going to bring out and then destroy the Dorchester 'shell' once and for all.

Finally Jack Harmen - you crazy son of a bitch, why wasn't I shocked at you pulling this kind of business once again? This time you bring a supposed dead man back in Pat Black as we return to the scene of the crime in Baltimore, first off - raising the dead in NFW - beat you to it [Legion winks to the camera at the little joke] and secondly I heard what you said about Bryant never being free - the mannerism looked familiar and if so...

NFW doesn't only have the rise of chaos to worry about - all that's left is the Death to come.

 

[BigPimpin]

"BLACK" ZACK DRAGON:
If you believe that the suffering you're about to endure is about revenge, then you're far dumber than everyone thinks you are. Taking you out will not only be a mission, it will be a public service to all of the New Frontier.

 

[fugginVOSS]

“You think your little FREAK show frightens me?”

CUTTO: TEDDY ALEXANDER standing before a Revolution Star backdrop. There’s a sadistic grin spread across his face. But the fire behind his eyes? Frightening. He wears a Leyenda de Ocho 1UP t-shirt with the sleeves hacked off.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Let me TELL you somethin’, Legion. Let me let you in on a little secret.

“If you think for a single SECOND dat da Spinal Smash Monger is gonna let dis slide you’ve got deeper mental issues than I thought.

“Whatever dis little…” (he twirls his finger around) “..alliance thing we had was? It’s fuckin’ done. YOU made dat choice. YOU made dat decision. YOU put da NAIL in DAT coffin.”

He nods his head. He folds his arms across his barrel chest and tugs at his grizzly, rad beard.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Didn’t you hear da news? I’m legit fuckin’ beast mode. LE – GIT!

“If you weren’t payin’ any damn attention to what was goin’ down at da Royal Rum--- heh heh… At da RANDOM Rumble, you’ll notice I was a one man wreckin’ crew. Eddie Izzard couldn’t even take me down with fuckin’ TAZERS! It took both your shaved monkeys to bring me down after da hours I spent inside dat ring. How long did you spend in there? How long did your puppets spend in there?

“FIVE – FUCKIN’ – MINUTES!”

ALEXANDER begins visibly shaking.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“I’ll give you a red hot fuckin’ tip, Legion. RED HOT! Revenge? A fracture?”

ALEXANDER shakes his head slowly. His eyes wild. The snarl ferocious.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“I’ll give you a fuckin’ fracture. I’ll break every bone in your Goddamn body. I’ll snap your neck like a twig. I’ll shatter your bones and grind them into bread, Legion.

“Revenge? They say it’s a dish dat tastes so sweet.

“You’ll have to tell me. You’ll have to tell me ALLLLL about it. Coz you’re about to taste an Angerbash right through your face. Bandit – Devastator… I’ll force feed your heads up each other ass’ and you can have your own little Human fuckin’ Centipede.

“You want proof?”

Snicker.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Go ask dat little video game playin’ bastard, Ocho. There’s your proof. Coz at da end of da day, Legion…”

TEDDY leans in nice and close to the camera and grins. He leans back, pulling a neckbrace out of his back pocket and wrapping it around his neck. “LEGION” is scrawled across it in Sharpie.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Da bodies… hit… da FLOOOOOORRRRRRR!”

 

[brusch]

(FADE TO: A hospital. Leyenda de Ocho, still in his wrestling gear, being stretchered down halls and corridors; not at breakneck pace, but a moderately brisk pace. Voices all around as an NFW cameraman works hard to keep pace and get a shot of the scene.)

ORDERLY: "What's the status?"

EMT: "Professional wrestler, he got beaten down pretty hard on some steel steps. Lacerations and abrasions across the back, possible shoulder separation, apparent shortness of breath and there are concussion symptoms."

(At the last comment, the orderly pulls out a small flashlight and shines it in Ocho's eyes, which is responded to with groggy moans.)

ORDERLY: "Do you know where you are?"

LDO: "..ehhhh, Chicago?"

ORDERLY: "Do you know the date?"

LDO: "…"

ORDERLY: "What is your name?"

LDO: "…Kirby!"

ORDERLY: "What's Kirby?"

EMT: "A pink ball of fluff, he's in some video games."

ORDERLY: "You may be right about the concussion. We need to get this mask off him and run a full set of tests."

LDO: "No! No mask, I'm Kirby! I'm in a match right now!"

(Reaching a patient room in the ER, the men lift Ocho's stretcher to a bed, where he is awkwardly shifted until a middle aged doctor approaches.)

EMT: "He might not remember what happened to him…it was extremely violent, they had to taze the guy who did this to him so he would stop."

DOC: "They tazed a man? What is - wait."

EMT: "Doc?"

DOC: "That wrestling show is in town, isn't it."

ORDERLY: "This is one of the wrestlers."

DOC: (sighs.) "I've seen this man before, or at least the action figure. My son owns seven of his masks. I swear, it's like they put a new one up every week on the NFW website…"

EMT: "Doctor, he may be seriously hurt, maybe we should refocus-"

DOC: "Don't tell me how to do my job. Let's take a look here. Son? Son! Mr. de Ocho! Do you know where you are?"

LDO: "…Kirby…"

DOC: "Don't let him fall asleep, this man needs treatment right now." (He notices the cameras.) "What in the world are you thinking?? This isn't the time for this crap! A man is in trouble here, get out of here before I have security MAKE you leave!"

(Abrupt camera jostling. Cut to black.)