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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[updated:LAST EDITED ON May-30-03 AT 11:15 AM (EST)]::Cut to Black Rose, standing by in the backstage
area.::
BLACK ROSE: "Alright fans, I'm standing here in front
of the locker room of a man who looked very impressive
in winning his debut match here in WFW just last week,
"The Wolf" Chris McMillan, and hopefully... we can get
a few words from him before his big match tonight
with..."
::Suddenly, the door swings open and "The Phenom"
Shawn Hart, along with his bodyguard Tiny, both decked
out in black t-shirts reading 'C.O.C.K.S.', emerge
from the room!::
HART: "Rooooooose, my good buddy!! Here to have speak
with the Chaaaampiooon... of aaaaaall EARTH?!"
BLACK ROSE: "Well no, Shawn. Actually, I was hoping
to catch up with Chris McMillan so I could ask him
about his big match with Diablo tonight."
HART: "Bah! Why waste precious air-time speculating
on the end result of such an OBVIOUSLY one-sided
contest?! The Wolf's gonna pound that JACKHOLE like a
Diet Coke!"
BLACK ROSE: "Oh yeah? What's your stake in it? And
while we're at it, why were you just in McMillan's
locker room?"
HART: "That's none of your concern, bub! I mean
REALLY, why don't you go back to journalist school and
learn how to ask questions of relevance?"
BLACK ROSE: "Alright Shawn, alright... how about these
new t-shirts then? Who or what is C.O.C.K.S.?"
HART: "Now there you go! A nice, soft, fuzzy inquiry
that both relays pertinent information AND refrains
from insulting your subject! But to answer your
question, The C.O.C.K.S. were oooooonly the most
DOMINATING faction the wrestling industry has ever
seen! The Colossally Omnipotent Connoisseurs of
KILLER SKILL!! And seeing as how SKILL is in short
supply in this company, I've decided to REFORM the
C.O.C.K.S., so we can spread our wings of jiggy
freshness over the vile, vapid landscape of WFW!!"
BLACK ROSE: "Wow... the C.O.C.K.S. have arrived in
WFW! Truly amazing! But uhh, come to think of it...
*he scratches his chin* ...weren't the C.O.C.K.S.
kind of a laughing stock during their first run?"
HART: "The only one that's gonna be LAUGHING is yours
truly after I DESTROY the 3 other YOKELS in my match,
CAPTURE that world title belt, and the C.O.C.K.S.
begin their reign of CHAOS!!"
BLACK ROSE: "Reign of chaos? With a name like that,
chaos isn't exactly the first thing that comes to
mind. I mean, I may not be a proper journalist, as
you say, but C-O-C-K-S? Doesn't that spell..."
HART: "The only thing it SPELLS is the utter DEMISE of
any one LAME enough to cross our paths!! Now come on,
Tiny... this interview is OVER!! The PHENOM has left
the building!!"
::Hart flings his arm up, dramatically, then walks off
camera...::
BLACK ROSE: "Tiny, what about you? Can you tell us
why you two were in there with Chris McMillan?"
TINY: "Awhoppawhoopa-dee-day!! Shaw-urn Hart'n
Tah-ny's gon' whup-woppeddee-POP-drop-jah'll!!
Wattuhwoojo-yo!!"
::Tiny nods his head, then storms angrily after Hart.
Black Rose remains, standing in confusion.::
BLACK ROSE: Back to you Brandon..
VIC WATERS: Looks like WFW will soon have more C.O.C.K.S. than they can handle!
BRANDON JACOBS: ::shakes his head:: McMillan is such a talented youngster, why does he have to join a gang to get ahead.
VIC WATERS: It is easier for a group to break through to the top than a single person. It is smart business. Stop look like someone just shot your puppy dog.
BRANDON JACOBS: This is one of those matches that we will look on down the road when both of these men are in the main event and realize how great these undercard matches really were. I hope the match is clean and we get to see a show of what these two really can do.
VIC WATERS: I remember watching Manson back during the classic days of BAD and this younger Diablo reminds me a lot of him. That being said, in order for Manson to get where he is today, he had to work his way up by wrestling opponent after opponent and refining his skill by learning from his mistakes.
BRANDON JACOBS: I’m more impressed by Chris McMillan, I was in attendance for some of his epic battles in NFW and he has so much heart, I doubt if this kid can quit if it mean his life. He is young, he is scrappy, and he can take a lot of punishment in order to achieve his goals. This should be a hell of a battle, let’s go to ringside!
::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Spanish Harlem, NY… DIABLO!
:
iablo walks slowly down to ringside, adjusting the tape on his wrist and enters the ring::
::”Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth explodes over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And Diablo’s opponent, from Cadillac, MI, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
::Chris McMillan comes down to a mixed reaction from the fans due to Hart’s comments earlier::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo and McMillan hook up! Diablo tries to use his power to drive McMillan down to the mat but McMillan monkey flips Diablo over and on to his back!
VIC WATERS: McMillan showing a lot of cunning here even from the start!
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo tries to get up… MCMILLAN NAILS HIM WITH A SPINNING LEG LARIAT AND DIABLO FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: McMillan is so quick and he doesn’t waste any motion.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is taking a second to regroup on the floor… MCMILLAN FLIES OUT ONTO DIABLO WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCA!
::crowd pops huge::
VIC WATERS: It looks like the fans who turned against McMillan have turned back.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is ripping up the mats at ringside and he is calling for his full nelson suplex…
::fans start to boo::
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan locks on the full nelson! DIABLO IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF IT…. DIABLO WALKS BACKWARD AND RAMS MCMILLAN’S BACK INTO THE STEEL RING POST AND MCMILLAN BREAKS THE HOLD!
VIC WATERS: Diablo broke out of that move the only way he could, smart, smart wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: The back of McMillan’s head went right into the pole and he is taking some time to regain his senses. DIABLO GRABS MCMILLAN BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM THE EXPOSED AREA AT RINGSIDE… SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: McMillan is grabbing the back of his head! It really looked like his head made an impact on the floor and Diablo is standing over him talking trash.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo throws McMillan into the ring and rolls in after him. Diablo picks up McMillan off the mat…. DDT! He picks McMillan off the mat again… DDT! He goes for a third DDT… MCMILLAN THRASES AT DIABLO’S EYES WITH THE REMAINING STRENGTH HE HAS AND FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT IN EXHAUSTION!
VIC WATERS: Diablo is pissed, he is rubbing his eyes trying to get his vision back. He shakes it off and he starts stomping on the back of McMillan’s head.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is trying to get up, but all the blows to the head he has taken looks like they have caught up to him. Diablo is calling to the fans for his finisher… he goes to pick McMillan up…. SMALL PACKAGE BY MCMILLAN! 1------------2----------DIABLO ROLLS THE SMALL PACKAGE OVER! 1------------2--------KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: That just shows the instincts of this young McMillan, despite all of the abuse he has taken, he still knows to go for a small package when he sees an opportunity to catch his opponent by surprise.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan gets up… BIG CLOTHESLINE BY DIABLO AND MCMILLAN CRASHES DOWN ON THE MAT! Diablo puts McMillan in the Cobra Clutch…. DEVIL’S RAGDOLL COBRA CLUTCH BOMB! Diablo covers! 1-----------------2----------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…. DIABLO!
::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers but is interrupted by the Old Dragnet theme::
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND! HERE COMES SHAWN HART! Diablo is waiting in the ring with his fists up and is ready to fight!
VIC WATERS: If you beat one C.O.C.K.S., you have to beat them all!
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart steps into the ring and gets into Diablo’s face…. SHAWN HART REACHES OUT HIS HAND TO DIABLO AND THE SHAKE! NOOOO, GOOD GAWD NO! Diablo and Shawn Hart are beating down McMillan!
VIC WATERS: I love it! Shawn Hart & Diablo are in cahoots and they are laying a beating onto McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES THE CALVARY! Richard Gideon & Luster run in with chairs and Shawn Hart & Diablo bail out, but not before C.O.C.K.S. could cause some serious damage. Shawn Hart and Diablo certainly look proud of themselves!
VIC WATERS: Tonight was about making a statement and they certainly did.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back after this commercial break with Andre Eian vs. “Mr. North America” Johnny Starr for the first shot at the North American Title after the PPV! Stay tuned folks!
area.::
BLACK ROSE: "Alright fans, I'm standing here in front
of the locker room of a man who looked very impressive
in winning his debut match here in WFW just last week,
"The Wolf" Chris McMillan, and hopefully... we can get
a few words from him before his big match tonight
with..."
::Suddenly, the door swings open and "The Phenom"
Shawn Hart, along with his bodyguard Tiny, both decked
out in black t-shirts reading 'C.O.C.K.S.', emerge
from the room!::
HART: "Rooooooose, my good buddy!! Here to have speak
with the Chaaaampiooon... of aaaaaall EARTH?!"
BLACK ROSE: "Well no, Shawn. Actually, I was hoping
to catch up with Chris McMillan so I could ask him
about his big match with Diablo tonight."
HART: "Bah! Why waste precious air-time speculating
on the end result of such an OBVIOUSLY one-sided
contest?! The Wolf's gonna pound that JACKHOLE like a
Diet Coke!"
BLACK ROSE: "Oh yeah? What's your stake in it? And
while we're at it, why were you just in McMillan's
locker room?"
HART: "That's none of your concern, bub! I mean
REALLY, why don't you go back to journalist school and
learn how to ask questions of relevance?"
BLACK ROSE: "Alright Shawn, alright... how about these
new t-shirts then? Who or what is C.O.C.K.S.?"
HART: "Now there you go! A nice, soft, fuzzy inquiry
that both relays pertinent information AND refrains
from insulting your subject! But to answer your
question, The C.O.C.K.S. were oooooonly the most
DOMINATING faction the wrestling industry has ever
seen! The Colossally Omnipotent Connoisseurs of
KILLER SKILL!! And seeing as how SKILL is in short
supply in this company, I've decided to REFORM the
C.O.C.K.S., so we can spread our wings of jiggy
freshness over the vile, vapid landscape of WFW!!"
BLACK ROSE: "Wow... the C.O.C.K.S. have arrived in
WFW! Truly amazing! But uhh, come to think of it...
*he scratches his chin* ...weren't the C.O.C.K.S.
kind of a laughing stock during their first run?"
HART: "The only one that's gonna be LAUGHING is yours
truly after I DESTROY the 3 other YOKELS in my match,
CAPTURE that world title belt, and the C.O.C.K.S.
begin their reign of CHAOS!!"
BLACK ROSE: "Reign of chaos? With a name like that,
chaos isn't exactly the first thing that comes to
mind. I mean, I may not be a proper journalist, as
you say, but C-O-C-K-S? Doesn't that spell..."
HART: "The only thing it SPELLS is the utter DEMISE of
any one LAME enough to cross our paths!! Now come on,
Tiny... this interview is OVER!! The PHENOM has left
the building!!"
::Hart flings his arm up, dramatically, then walks off
camera...::
BLACK ROSE: "Tiny, what about you? Can you tell us
why you two were in there with Chris McMillan?"
TINY: "Awhoppawhoopa-dee-day!! Shaw-urn Hart'n
Tah-ny's gon' whup-woppeddee-POP-drop-jah'll!!
Wattuhwoojo-yo!!"
::Tiny nods his head, then storms angrily after Hart.
Black Rose remains, standing in confusion.::
BLACK ROSE: Back to you Brandon..
VIC WATERS: Looks like WFW will soon have more C.O.C.K.S. than they can handle!
BRANDON JACOBS: ::shakes his head:: McMillan is such a talented youngster, why does he have to join a gang to get ahead.
VIC WATERS: It is easier for a group to break through to the top than a single person. It is smart business. Stop look like someone just shot your puppy dog.
BRANDON JACOBS: This is one of those matches that we will look on down the road when both of these men are in the main event and realize how great these undercard matches really were. I hope the match is clean and we get to see a show of what these two really can do.
VIC WATERS: I remember watching Manson back during the classic days of BAD and this younger Diablo reminds me a lot of him. That being said, in order for Manson to get where he is today, he had to work his way up by wrestling opponent after opponent and refining his skill by learning from his mistakes.
BRANDON JACOBS: I’m more impressed by Chris McMillan, I was in attendance for some of his epic battles in NFW and he has so much heart, I doubt if this kid can quit if it mean his life. He is young, he is scrappy, and he can take a lot of punishment in order to achieve his goals. This should be a hell of a battle, let’s go to ringside!
::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Spanish Harlem, NY… DIABLO!
:
iablo walks slowly down to ringside, adjusting the tape on his wrist and enters the ring::::”Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth explodes over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And Diablo’s opponent, from Cadillac, MI, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
::Chris McMillan comes down to a mixed reaction from the fans due to Hart’s comments earlier::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo and McMillan hook up! Diablo tries to use his power to drive McMillan down to the mat but McMillan monkey flips Diablo over and on to his back!
VIC WATERS: McMillan showing a lot of cunning here even from the start!
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo tries to get up… MCMILLAN NAILS HIM WITH A SPINNING LEG LARIAT AND DIABLO FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: McMillan is so quick and he doesn’t waste any motion.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is taking a second to regroup on the floor… MCMILLAN FLIES OUT ONTO DIABLO WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCA!
::crowd pops huge::
VIC WATERS: It looks like the fans who turned against McMillan have turned back.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is ripping up the mats at ringside and he is calling for his full nelson suplex…
::fans start to boo::
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan locks on the full nelson! DIABLO IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF IT…. DIABLO WALKS BACKWARD AND RAMS MCMILLAN’S BACK INTO THE STEEL RING POST AND MCMILLAN BREAKS THE HOLD!
VIC WATERS: Diablo broke out of that move the only way he could, smart, smart wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: The back of McMillan’s head went right into the pole and he is taking some time to regain his senses. DIABLO GRABS MCMILLAN BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM THE EXPOSED AREA AT RINGSIDE… SWINGING NECKBREAKER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: McMillan is grabbing the back of his head! It really looked like his head made an impact on the floor and Diablo is standing over him talking trash.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo throws McMillan into the ring and rolls in after him. Diablo picks up McMillan off the mat…. DDT! He picks McMillan off the mat again… DDT! He goes for a third DDT… MCMILLAN THRASES AT DIABLO’S EYES WITH THE REMAINING STRENGTH HE HAS AND FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT IN EXHAUSTION!
VIC WATERS: Diablo is pissed, he is rubbing his eyes trying to get his vision back. He shakes it off and he starts stomping on the back of McMillan’s head.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is trying to get up, but all the blows to the head he has taken looks like they have caught up to him. Diablo is calling to the fans for his finisher… he goes to pick McMillan up…. SMALL PACKAGE BY MCMILLAN! 1------------2----------DIABLO ROLLS THE SMALL PACKAGE OVER! 1------------2--------KICKOUT!
VIC WATERS: That just shows the instincts of this young McMillan, despite all of the abuse he has taken, he still knows to go for a small package when he sees an opportunity to catch his opponent by surprise.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan gets up… BIG CLOTHESLINE BY DIABLO AND MCMILLAN CRASHES DOWN ON THE MAT! Diablo puts McMillan in the Cobra Clutch…. DEVIL’S RAGDOLL COBRA CLUTCH BOMB! Diablo covers! 1-----------------2----------3!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…. DIABLO!
::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers but is interrupted by the Old Dragnet theme::
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND! HERE COMES SHAWN HART! Diablo is waiting in the ring with his fists up and is ready to fight!
VIC WATERS: If you beat one C.O.C.K.S., you have to beat them all!
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart steps into the ring and gets into Diablo’s face…. SHAWN HART REACHES OUT HIS HAND TO DIABLO AND THE SHAKE! NOOOO, GOOD GAWD NO! Diablo and Shawn Hart are beating down McMillan!
VIC WATERS: I love it! Shawn Hart & Diablo are in cahoots and they are laying a beating onto McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COMES THE CALVARY! Richard Gideon & Luster run in with chairs and Shawn Hart & Diablo bail out, but not before C.O.C.K.S. could cause some serious damage. Shawn Hart and Diablo certainly look proud of themselves!
VIC WATERS: Tonight was about making a statement and they certainly did.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back after this commercial break with Andre Eian vs. “Mr. North America” Johnny Starr for the first shot at the North American Title after the PPV! Stay tuned folks!