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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-20-03 AT 11:46 AM (EST)]BRANDON JACOBS: We are back everyone and our next match up is Diablo taking his undefeated record into the match with the ultra charismatic and heartthrob, Luster!
VIC WATERS: Luster has a chiseled body, it is no wonder the ladies love him. He is built like a god and the heavens cry when he loses.
BRANDON JACOBS: Smell the blatant homosexuality.
VIC WATERS: I’m just a man who is able to appreciate a man with a good body. The human body is a creation of God and one of the finest works of art ever designed.
BRANDON JACOBS: I knew a girl like that once. Beautiful, smart, the perfect muse for any thinking man…
VIC WATERS: What ever happened to her?
BRANDON JACOBS: She dumped me for a ripped MMA expert.
VIC WATERS: Even God makes some of his best works partially flawed.
BRANDON JACOBS: How true that is, enough of our inane babbling, let’s send this one to ringside!
::“Funkytown” Disco Fever plays over the loud speakers and a disco ball descends from the ceiling as the lights flash::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA, The Master of Style, LUSTER!
VIC WATERS: Now that is the best entrance in all of wrestling right and look at how these fans are reacting.
BRANDON JACOBS: You can’t help but love this guys’ charisma, if he can ever put a few wins under his belt, with the support of these fans he would be unstoppable.
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own by 311 blares over the speakers as the fans get up and dance along::
::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Spanish Harlem, NY… DIABLO!
:iablo walks slowly down to ringside, adjusting the tape on his wrist and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: There is the bell and Diablo and Luster lockup! DIABLO TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG AND LOCKS IN AN ARMBAR ON HIS DOWNED OPPONENT!
VIC WATERS: Nice reactions there on Diablo’s part, he saw an opening and he took down his opponent to the mat.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER ROLLS HIMSELF BACKWARDS AND NAILS DIABLO IN THE HEAD WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Diablo grabs his eye, the tip of the boot caught in right in the corner!
VIC WATERS: Wow, Luster is showing his acrobat like flexibility. This man can do anything.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster gets up and he eye rakes Diablo in the face! LUSTER BOUNCHES OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS DIABLO WITH A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Diablo is hot and he is gets up and gets into Luster’s face!
VIC WATERS: Diablo has an incredibly fiery temper, you need to make sure if you send him down, that you keep him down or he is going to lay a beating into you.
BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT LUSTER AND LUSTER IS DRIVEN BACK TOWARD THE ROPES! Diablo bounces off the ropes… LUSTER BACKBODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! Oh my, Diablo landed really hard!
VIC WATERS: Listen to these fans go nuts for Luster, they want to see Luster be the one that finally beats Diablo in a singles match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster exits the ring and JUMPS OFF THE RING ONTO DIABLO WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLED! Diablo is sent crashing into the steel barricade at ringside!
VIC WATERS: Double axe handles are old school!
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster grabs Diablo by the hair and rams him face first into the top of the mat! Diablo looks dazed… CAPTURE SUPLEX BY LUSTER ONTO DIABLO ON THE FLOOR! The ref is telling both men to get into the ring and Luster slides back in to break the count! Diablo is slowly getting up… he rolls in!
VIC WATERS: Diablo who is greatly skilled as a brawler and technical wrestler got out school by Luster on the outside, it looks like his inexperience is starting to shine though!
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks Diablo off the mat… SMALL PACKAGE BY DIABLO! 1------------2------REF IS TELLING HIM TO BREAK BECAUSE THEY ARE INTANGLED IN THE ROPES! Close call by Diablo there!
VIC WATERS: That just shows you that at any moment in that ring, whether you have the advantage or not, the match can come to an end just like that. Luster has to be careful or he’ll wind up on the losing end of this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER GETS UP FURIOUS AND DROPS AN ELBOW ON DIABLO WHO COULDN’T GET UP QUICKLY BECAUSE HE FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE! Luster drags Diablo to the center of the ring…. DIABLO PULLS LUSTER DOWN AND NAILS HIM WITH BOTH FEET TO THE FACE! Luster goes down!
VIC WATERS: What incredible strength by Diablo pulling his opponent down and then nailing him with his legs, this kid is incredible. He took advantage of the arm he weakened earlier in the match, good strategy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo slowly gets up and looks down at Luster…. He pulls Luster up…. SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Diablo pulls Luster up again…. ANOTHER SWINGING NECBKREAER! Diablo mounts Luster and he starts pounding away with closed fist to the head! He is getting some revenge for what happened to him on the outside!
VIC WATERS: Diablo could have clearly gone for a pinfall attempt there but he wanted to get some payback instead for what Luster did, only time can tell whether or not it will come back to bit him in the tush.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is stepping in to make sure he opens up that closed fist… DIABLO STARTS NAILING HIM WITH LOUD SLAPS ACROSS THE FACE! Luster is trying to reach back with his arms… HE JUST GRABS A ROPE AND THE REF IS TRYING TO MAKE HIM BREAK!
VIC WATERS: Luster got very lucky he has longer arms or he would have been in deep trouble, Diablo was laying a beating on him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is arguing with the referee and is telling them they should let them go… ROLL UP BY LUSTER! 1---------------------------2---------------------KICKOUT! Diablo barely got out! He was caught by surprise!
VIC WATERS: Luster is a very, very dangerous wrestling. He has all these humanoids as Bobby the Brain use to say, chanting for him and that gives him an incredible energy that won’t let him quit.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo pulls Luster up… DDT! He pulls Luster up again… ANOTHER DDT! Diablo goes to pull him up again… LUSTER GRABS DIABLO’S TIGHTS IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE THIRD DDT! Diablo nails Luster with a forearm to the face and he goes crashing down back onto the mat! He may have knocked Luster cold with that shot!
VIC WATERS: Finish him off Diablo! This is your chance to beat this cockroach!
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo picks Luster off the mat…. DEVIL’S RAGDOLL COBRA CLUTCH BOMB! He pulls Luster to the center of the ring and he hooks the leg! 1-----------------------2-----------------------3!! DIABLO FINALLY PUT LUSTER AWAY!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match….. DIABLO!
VIC WATERS: I have to give that hunky devil his due, Luster fought a hell of a match. If he had just had one more second on any of those three counts, he could have had the victory. Diablo may have walked out here the victor tonight but not by much.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster put up a hell of a fight but the fire of Diablo kept him going. This kid is headed to bigger and better things.
VIC WATERS: It is Shawn Hart’s influenced on him, being a C.O.C.K. he is learning all of the tricks of the trade and before you know it, he’ll be wearing that North American Title belt around his waist.
BRANDON JACOBS: Only time will tell about that, we will be back after this commercial break with Rat Fink vs. Chris McMillan! Stayed tuned folks!
VIC WATERS: Luster has a chiseled body, it is no wonder the ladies love him. He is built like a god and the heavens cry when he loses.
BRANDON JACOBS: Smell the blatant homosexuality.
VIC WATERS: I’m just a man who is able to appreciate a man with a good body. The human body is a creation of God and one of the finest works of art ever designed.
BRANDON JACOBS: I knew a girl like that once. Beautiful, smart, the perfect muse for any thinking man…
VIC WATERS: What ever happened to her?
BRANDON JACOBS: She dumped me for a ripped MMA expert.
VIC WATERS: Even God makes some of his best works partially flawed.
BRANDON JACOBS: How true that is, enough of our inane babbling, let’s send this one to ringside!
::“Funkytown” Disco Fever plays over the loud speakers and a disco ball descends from the ceiling as the lights flash::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Atlanta, GA, The Master of Style, LUSTER!
VIC WATERS: Now that is the best entrance in all of wrestling right and look at how these fans are reacting.
BRANDON JACOBS: You can’t help but love this guys’ charisma, if he can ever put a few wins under his belt, with the support of these fans he would be unstoppable.
:
own by 311 blares over the speakers as the fans get up and dance along::::"Clint Eastwood" by the Gorillaz blares over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Spanish Harlem, NY… DIABLO!
:
iablo walks slowly down to ringside, adjusting the tape on his wrist and enters the ring::*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: There is the bell and Diablo and Luster lockup! DIABLO TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG AND LOCKS IN AN ARMBAR ON HIS DOWNED OPPONENT!
VIC WATERS: Nice reactions there on Diablo’s part, he saw an opening and he took down his opponent to the mat.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER ROLLS HIMSELF BACKWARDS AND NAILS DIABLO IN THE HEAD WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Diablo grabs his eye, the tip of the boot caught in right in the corner!
VIC WATERS: Wow, Luster is showing his acrobat like flexibility. This man can do anything.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster gets up and he eye rakes Diablo in the face! LUSTER BOUNCHES OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS DIABLO WITH A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Diablo is hot and he is gets up and gets into Luster’s face!
VIC WATERS: Diablo has an incredibly fiery temper, you need to make sure if you send him down, that you keep him down or he is going to lay a beating into you.
BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT LUSTER AND LUSTER IS DRIVEN BACK TOWARD THE ROPES! Diablo bounces off the ropes… LUSTER BACKBODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! Oh my, Diablo landed really hard!
VIC WATERS: Listen to these fans go nuts for Luster, they want to see Luster be the one that finally beats Diablo in a singles match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster exits the ring and JUMPS OFF THE RING ONTO DIABLO WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLED! Diablo is sent crashing into the steel barricade at ringside!
VIC WATERS: Double axe handles are old school!
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster grabs Diablo by the hair and rams him face first into the top of the mat! Diablo looks dazed… CAPTURE SUPLEX BY LUSTER ONTO DIABLO ON THE FLOOR! The ref is telling both men to get into the ring and Luster slides back in to break the count! Diablo is slowly getting up… he rolls in!
VIC WATERS: Diablo who is greatly skilled as a brawler and technical wrestler got out school by Luster on the outside, it looks like his inexperience is starting to shine though!
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks Diablo off the mat… SMALL PACKAGE BY DIABLO! 1------------2------REF IS TELLING HIM TO BREAK BECAUSE THEY ARE INTANGLED IN THE ROPES! Close call by Diablo there!
VIC WATERS: That just shows you that at any moment in that ring, whether you have the advantage or not, the match can come to an end just like that. Luster has to be careful or he’ll wind up on the losing end of this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: LUSTER GETS UP FURIOUS AND DROPS AN ELBOW ON DIABLO WHO COULDN’T GET UP QUICKLY BECAUSE HE FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE! Luster drags Diablo to the center of the ring…. DIABLO PULLS LUSTER DOWN AND NAILS HIM WITH BOTH FEET TO THE FACE! Luster goes down!
VIC WATERS: What incredible strength by Diablo pulling his opponent down and then nailing him with his legs, this kid is incredible. He took advantage of the arm he weakened earlier in the match, good strategy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo slowly gets up and looks down at Luster…. He pulls Luster up…. SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Diablo pulls Luster up again…. ANOTHER SWINGING NECBKREAER! Diablo mounts Luster and he starts pounding away with closed fist to the head! He is getting some revenge for what happened to him on the outside!
VIC WATERS: Diablo could have clearly gone for a pinfall attempt there but he wanted to get some payback instead for what Luster did, only time can tell whether or not it will come back to bit him in the tush.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is stepping in to make sure he opens up that closed fist… DIABLO STARTS NAILING HIM WITH LOUD SLAPS ACROSS THE FACE! Luster is trying to reach back with his arms… HE JUST GRABS A ROPE AND THE REF IS TRYING TO MAKE HIM BREAK!
VIC WATERS: Luster got very lucky he has longer arms or he would have been in deep trouble, Diablo was laying a beating on him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is arguing with the referee and is telling them they should let them go… ROLL UP BY LUSTER! 1---------------------------2---------------------KICKOUT! Diablo barely got out! He was caught by surprise!
VIC WATERS: Luster is a very, very dangerous wrestling. He has all these humanoids as Bobby the Brain use to say, chanting for him and that gives him an incredible energy that won’t let him quit.
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo pulls Luster up… DDT! He pulls Luster up again… ANOTHER DDT! Diablo goes to pull him up again… LUSTER GRABS DIABLO’S TIGHTS IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE THIRD DDT! Diablo nails Luster with a forearm to the face and he goes crashing down back onto the mat! He may have knocked Luster cold with that shot!
VIC WATERS: Finish him off Diablo! This is your chance to beat this cockroach!
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo picks Luster off the mat…. DEVIL’S RAGDOLL COBRA CLUTCH BOMB! He pulls Luster to the center of the ring and he hooks the leg! 1-----------------------2-----------------------3!! DIABLO FINALLY PUT LUSTER AWAY!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match….. DIABLO!
VIC WATERS: I have to give that hunky devil his due, Luster fought a hell of a match. If he had just had one more second on any of those three counts, he could have had the victory. Diablo may have walked out here the victor tonight but not by much.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster put up a hell of a fight but the fire of Diablo kept him going. This kid is headed to bigger and better things.
VIC WATERS: It is Shawn Hart’s influenced on him, being a C.O.C.K. he is learning all of the tricks of the trade and before you know it, he’ll be wearing that North American Title belt around his waist.
BRANDON JACOBS: Only time will tell about that, we will be back after this commercial break with Rat Fink vs. Chris McMillan! Stayed tuned folks!