DizzaHizza
Official Unofficial FW Party Pimp
Revolution -- February 19, 2002
JG: Whoa, who just jumped out of the crowd behind us! Security!
GM: Look closer, Grant!
JG: Oh god no. Please no.
Suddenly a chair comes crashing down on Gemini's head. He falls forward to the ground, revealing to the camera his assailant. Victoria McCave.
JG: NO! DEAR GOD NO! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO VICTORIA MCCAVE?!
McCave drops the chair as JP steps forward, sweeping her back and giving her a passionate kiss in the middle of the ring as she throws her arms around his neck.
GM: That's who happened! If only Evan could see her now! Woo!
JG: I feel like a part of this federation just died forever.
GM: Screw that! Something was born!
JP finishes kissing McCave and they join Dupree in the center of the ring. All three join hands and raise them into the air in victory, taunting the crowd who sits near silent, taken aback by the cold-blooded nature of this attack.
GM: There's a new gang in town, ladies and germs!
JG: And God help us all! God help us all!
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* Kin Hiroshi has been a patient man. Waiting for his turn for fame and fortune in the professional wrestling industry. However, all he wanted in return for his hard work and efforts was someone to love him for it. How many times had he asked her? How many times had she rejected him? Too many to count, and now....she is lost.
The camera opens up to Kin in San Jose, preparing for a match only hours after winning the Second Chance Battle Royal in GXW. Currently, the "second chance kid" is icing a sore knee. He notices the cameras, and looks up. A tear runs down his cheek. *
KIN HIROSHI: That's sadness running down my face right now, but that's all that you'll see. You see, I'm depressed. Let me show you why...
* Kin walks over to a TV/VCR in the lockerroom and puts in a tape of Revolution. He presses play...
** Victoria McCave drops a chair in the middle of the ring after wrapping it around the head of Gemini. She casually struts over to Commissioner JP, and the two embrace in a tender, passionate kiss. **
Kin hits the stop button, and rubs his temples. He glances at the camera. *
KIN HIROSHI: Victoria, I first met you when Sky Suicide and "Turn-on" Tony Sajec were causing an uproar with their manager King Fiesal III. I believe it was shortly after they threw a party at Evan Aho's home on Lake Washington. I know I was the butt of their jokes, but I also know that you felt for me. I could feel that compassion. It was that same compassion I have longed over for so long, Vicky.
* Kin ejects the tape, and walks back to his small corner of the room. *
KIN HIROSHI: But even then you didn't notice me. Even after I won the EWI Television Title....nothing. So what did I do after that? I beat the only man that meant anything to you, Evan Aho. Not once, not twice, but three times undefeated against him.
* Filled with anguish, Hiroshi leans back against the wall and sighs. *
KIN HIROSHI: Still, you didn't see me. I helped your career, Vicky. When no one else wanted air time with you, I did. After all my efforts, not even a hello in the hallways from you! So, I won more titles. I brought back the Cruiserweight Division single handed, I even won my way back into the King of the Cage tourney. I'm sorry, the KIN of the Cage tourney.
* Kin leans forwards, propping his elbows on his knees. He bows his head, and looks at the floor as he talks. *
KIN HIROSHI: So, now I'm going to do the one thing that will get your attention Vicky. You see, I'm going to win the KIN of the Cage tourney, and I'm dedicating those victories to you. Hey, victories for Vicky. I like that!
* The man from Japan raises his head, with a faint smile on his face. *
KIN HIROSHI: And then I'm going to win the Unified World Title. After that, we can be together.
* The smile is replaced by a glare. *
KIN HIROSHI: Oh, and JP, don't think I'm going to forgive you for taking Vicky away from me! You will have yours coming to you. I might be booked solid for the next few weeks, but look past my words and read my lips. I will find you, and I will destroy you and everything about you!!
* Kin reaches into his duffle bag, and pulls out a "Get Well Soon" card. He opens it, and shows the inside to the camera, reading it aloud as he does so. *
KIN HIROSHI: Gemini, not even a lead pipe or a chair can keep you from the ring. JP and Dupree have what's coming to them... Your Muffin Man, Kin Hiroshi.
* Kin puts the card down, and stands up, flexing his knee as he does so. The camera fades to gold... *