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Darkness … imprisoned by it. That was the setting he wanted to show to the entire world. He wanted to make sure that they saw exactly how he felt. The picture he was painting was simple enough for everyone to understand. A beam of light in the center of the room as darkness surrounded it. It was the perfect setting.

Walking into the light ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers, with his brownish-blonde hair flowing slightly as he walked into the scene, looked unemotional as the light illuminated his presence. Turning towards the camera that was slightly above him, he looked with eyes that seemed sad.

KP: They have said that I have lived a sheltered life ever since I left my counterparts ‘Hurricane’ Eddy Love and ‘Iceman’ Steve Radder. After all, they became World Champions while I, Kevin Powers, fought a bitter battle with Chad Merritt and the CSWA front office. What did it get me? No title. No hope. No chance what so ever to redeem myself. The darkness … pure beautiful darkness …

Hanging his head down, Powers is silent for a moment before he burst into laughter.

KP: Oh who the HELL am I kidding? HIT THE LIGHTS!

With all the lights coming on at once the shot that was once darkness turns into a huge room with tons of people occupying the space. Music blaring in the background and laughter heard from every part of the room, Kevin Powers smiles as he motions the camera to follow him.

KP: As you can see every day is a Good God day and if it is a Good God day then it HAS to be a party day and ALL NIGHT LONG! The music is pumpin, the drinks are thumpin’, and the ladies are lookin’ for some humpin’!

(Powers continues to look around and eyes an area where a bunch of ladies are standing around enjoying their drinks and scanning the room to see if they can find a prospect.)

KP: (Pointing in their direction) You see over there? Now I remember in the days of PLR we would constantly have parties cause … that’s what we did. I would throw the parties, Love would throw his hair from one shoulder to another, and Radder would throw his arm around some poor sap would he thought actually cared to hear about his career. Yeah I remember the days. I remember when Eddy Love would be in the center of all that attention. Ladies to his left and right … front to rear! And all you could hear was Eddy Love, the teddy bear smugglin’ hurricane himself, talk about … himself?

That’s all he did people. He talked about himself. He cared only for himself. He would only do things if it made him look good and he got the upper advantage. Sometimes it got so bad that girls I saw him go out with the night before would come back to me and tell me about their wild night. Granted I didn’t NEED that much information, but when they told me that right when they were really into it he would tell them to get out of his room cause they’re getting in his way … I mean … what’s THAT all a’boot?

(Powers then continues to walk around when he spots a few guys at one of the wet bars talking over some drinks eyeballing the girls Powers saw earlier.)

KP: Oh and THIS reminds me of the fair ice princess himself. How many times would Steve Radder come to a party … towel draped over his neck just covering his bird chest … and start talking to the guys saying ‘Did I look good in my match? I mean did I REALLY look good?’ Hell I remember a time when if you saw Vizzack then Radder WAS behind … if ya know what I mean. And vice-versa! I just wished the boy would’ve changed into clothes instead of wearing his wrestling stuff after the match. Makes a person sick ya know.

(Powers continues to walk and sees a group of people watching a couple of CSWA shows on the big screen TV in the room. People like GUNS, Hornet, and Aho are on talking about their matches for Fish Fund.)

KP: Gotta love it. Hornet talking his noise. GUNS talking until he needs an oxygen tank. And Triple X … talk about your oxymoron! Sean Stevens being called … Triple X? Everyone knows he’s Flair Jr.! Even the boys in the back seen Stevens in action. Standing in front of a mirror singing ‘I wanna be like Eli’ PLEASE!

I can’t even BELIEVE these three are talking about a GXW invasion on the horizon? I mean … did they miss the memo? Did old age finally catch up to Hornet and shrink his brain to bug size? Was GUNS watching another one of his old time cartoons and forget what the HELL has been going on? Did Trips … well he’s too busy paying homage to Eli so that’s understandable.

People … in case you haven’t noticed … GXW has ALREADY invaded CSWA and has taken your top two titles! You’ve got Simply Stunning on one side … granted they were never GXW, but they did come from EWI, which was the prelude to GXW. Then you’ve got Evan Aho … World Champion in EWI and in CSWA? GXW products if you ask me and they have since invaded. I mean I would HATE to correct you three, but look at the facts. Merritt enjoyed the EWI so much he bought these guys straight out, put’em in CSWA, and made’em champions. Invasion? Time to wake up and smell the reality.

But enough about Moe, Larry, and Curly. Back to the Ice Princess and his Love Loins. Now I’m sure that Radder and Love actually think they’ve got a chance. Sure they’ve been World Champions. Sure they’ve been in PLR. Hell I’m sure Radder is giving Love a rub down right now as we speak! Still … let’s look at reality oh once again. Radder said it himself that he was the man behind the iron mask and he helped Love out SEVERAL times. Even I helped out Eddy Love just so he could hold a World Title. When PLR broke up did Love ever hold the world title? Nope … didn’t think so.

Then there’s Steve-O who obviously found his smile for the twenty-seventh time and came back to the CSWA. Oh Steve-O how tough you talk, but can you make that walk once more? Can you save face and step in the ring once more against The Double G KP? Granted Uncle Eddy will be there to help you this time like ALL the times you’ve needed help, but what happens when he isn’t on the apron to tag out to? What happens when Logan is feeding Love his teeth and you have no choice but to build up your little fair courage and face a one of a kind fire drinkin’ Ayatollah of Rum and Cola!

See Radder? That’s your problem overall. You just don’t THINK STUFF OUT!

But, on that note, I’ve gotta party go get back to. So, as Love continues to lie in his bed and look at himself in his mirror and as Radder continues to spy on Love with his ‘web cam’ … I’ve only got one thing to say …

I … HAVE … SPOKEN!

(Powers then turns away from the camera and heads towards a group of people as the camera fades to black.)
 
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Packschmid

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History Lesson

(FADEIN: GUNS sitting on his couch in his ranch in Sweetwater, Texas, playing tug of war with his dog using the Greensboro Heavyweight title belt.)

GUNS: I'll make this short and sweet, because I heard that somebody was dumb enough to take my name in vain. Kevin Powers...I don't know who you are. From what I can gather, you used to be a pretty big deal here in the CSWA. From what I can gather, you, Steve Radder, and Eddy Love were the top dogs in this company for a while after I left. (Smiles.) Good for you. And, from what I can gather, you guys have yourselves a little tag team match coming at Fish Fund. Now, I can't be bothered to care who's on what side, but if you're on the opposite side of the ring from Eddy Love, give him a good old fashioned pimpslap for me.

From what I can figure, Powers, this little tag match you've got coming up at Fish Fund...it's kind of a reunion of the LAST group of guys who were supposed to be the FUTURE of the CSWA. Kevin Powers, Eddy Love, Steve Radder...the PLR...and I'm sure you had your little day in the sun. (Laughs.) But take a look at where you are now, boys. Fighting each other in some pointless mid-card tag team match. Now, just for kicks, let's take a look at who's in the top two matches on this little shindig, shall we? Well, what do you know... Mark Windham's got himself a World Heavyweight title shot in the main event. (Laughs.) The very same Mark Windham who I tore through like a BUZZSAW when we both made our big surprise returns at Anniversary. And who's in the other big main event? Hornet, defending his United States title against the mighty GXW threat, with a supporting cast thrown in for window dressing. The more things change around here, the more they stay the same.

Wicked Sight...boy, I haven't heard a whole lot out of your mouth since Primetime. You've been on the losing streak of a lifetime, and now nobody in that locker room wants to see your face. Wicked Sight, you talk about being the FUTURE of this company. Do me a favor and take a look at the participants in this tag team match. Kevin Powers, Eddy Love, Steve Radder. They were the FUTURE of this company, Wicked Sight, and take a look at them now. On a one way ticket to NOWHERE.

That's the same place you're headed, Sight...hell, boy, it would be a smart play on your part if you really were wearing a GXW T-shirt, jumped ship, and became a big fish in their small pond, because you ain't NEVER making it through the glass ceiling in this company, son. But that's okay...because pretty soon, the glass ceiling is going to be shattered and the playing field is going to be level, because unlike the GXW who talks a good game but is just looking for free publicity for their bankrupt little promotion, I'm here for one reason and one reason only. To tear the CSWA to the damn ground.

Now, Kevin Powers, thanks for the history lesson on where Simply Stunning and Evan Aho came from. And let me be the first to tell you...I don't give a damn. The way I see it, both Evan Aho and Simply Stunning are living on borrowed time. You see this Greensboro belt, boy? It's just the first step. Like it or not, Kevin Powers, this company is going down...and guys like Evan Aho and Simply Stunning can take a good long look at their belts in the mirror because they don't mean a DAMN thing. They're champions of a DYING company, son...and I gotta admit, I'm not all that impressed by either one of them.

All I've seen out of Simply Stunning since I've been here is them gettin' their ASSES kicked by Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles. And then I turn around on Primetime, and what do I see? Evan Aho getting his ASS kicked by Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles. So, at Fish Fund, what are we going to see? Simply Stunning is scheduled...to get their ASSES kicked by Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles. And, Evan Aho...he's walking into Fish Fund Park...in Mark Windham's hometown...to defend the CSWA World Heavyweight title against Franchise Lite...against the Little Sidekick That Could...the Junior Executive of America's Team himself. Here's a little tip for Evan Aho before he climbs into that ring...

Make sure the damn ref speaks English.
 

Chad

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RE: History Lesson

(OORP)

"Here's a little tip for Evan Aho before he climbs into that ring...
Make sure the damn ref speaks English."

ROTFL...I think that's the quote of the year so far.
 
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EAho

Guest
RE: History Lesson

**OOC**

(FADE IN)

Evan Aho is sitting in his locker room with headphones on. His eyes are closed in deep concentration. A deep voice can be heard coming from the earpieces.

VOICE - Como estas...

Aho mumbles to himself.

AHO - Como estas.

VOICE - ... como esta ... como estan ... como estamos ...

(FADE OUT)
 

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