EZieba
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Darkness … imprisoned by it. That was the setting he wanted to show to the entire world. He wanted to make sure that they saw exactly how he felt. The picture he was painting was simple enough for everyone to understand. A beam of light in the center of the room as darkness surrounded it. It was the perfect setting.
Walking into the light ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers, with his brownish-blonde hair flowing slightly as he walked into the scene, looked unemotional as the light illuminated his presence. Turning towards the camera that was slightly above him, he looked with eyes that seemed sad.
KP: They have said that I have lived a sheltered life ever since I left my counterparts ‘Hurricane’ Eddy Love and ‘Iceman’ Steve Radder. After all, they became World Champions while I, Kevin Powers, fought a bitter battle with Chad Merritt and the CSWA front office. What did it get me? No title. No hope. No chance what so ever to redeem myself. The darkness … pure beautiful darkness …
Hanging his head down, Powers is silent for a moment before he burst into laughter.
KP: Oh who the HELL am I kidding? HIT THE LIGHTS!
With all the lights coming on at once the shot that was once darkness turns into a huge room with tons of people occupying the space. Music blaring in the background and laughter heard from every part of the room, Kevin Powers smiles as he motions the camera to follow him.
KP: As you can see every day is a Good God day and if it is a Good God day then it HAS to be a party day and ALL NIGHT LONG! The music is pumpin, the drinks are thumpin’, and the ladies are lookin’ for some humpin’!
(Powers continues to look around and eyes an area where a bunch of ladies are standing around enjoying their drinks and scanning the room to see if they can find a prospect.)
KP: (Pointing in their direction) You see over there? Now I remember in the days of PLR we would constantly have parties cause … that’s what we did. I would throw the parties, Love would throw his hair from one shoulder to another, and Radder would throw his arm around some poor sap would he thought actually cared to hear about his career. Yeah I remember the days. I remember when Eddy Love would be in the center of all that attention. Ladies to his left and right … front to rear! And all you could hear was Eddy Love, the teddy bear smugglin’ hurricane himself, talk about … himself?
That’s all he did people. He talked about himself. He cared only for himself. He would only do things if it made him look good and he got the upper advantage. Sometimes it got so bad that girls I saw him go out with the night before would come back to me and tell me about their wild night. Granted I didn’t NEED that much information, but when they told me that right when they were really into it he would tell them to get out of his room cause they’re getting in his way … I mean … what’s THAT all a’boot?
(Powers then continues to walk around when he spots a few guys at one of the wet bars talking over some drinks eyeballing the girls Powers saw earlier.)
KP: Oh and THIS reminds me of the fair ice princess himself. How many times would Steve Radder come to a party … towel draped over his neck just covering his bird chest … and start talking to the guys saying ‘Did I look good in my match? I mean did I REALLY look good?’ Hell I remember a time when if you saw Vizzack then Radder WAS behind … if ya know what I mean. And vice-versa! I just wished the boy would’ve changed into clothes instead of wearing his wrestling stuff after the match. Makes a person sick ya know.
(Powers continues to walk and sees a group of people watching a couple of CSWA shows on the big screen TV in the room. People like GUNS, Hornet, and Aho are on talking about their matches for Fish Fund.)
KP: Gotta love it. Hornet talking his noise. GUNS talking until he needs an oxygen tank. And Triple X … talk about your oxymoron! Sean Stevens being called … Triple X? Everyone knows he’s Flair Jr.! Even the boys in the back seen Stevens in action. Standing in front of a mirror singing ‘I wanna be like Eli’ PLEASE!
I can’t even BELIEVE these three are talking about a GXW invasion on the horizon? I mean … did they miss the memo? Did old age finally catch up to Hornet and shrink his brain to bug size? Was GUNS watching another one of his old time cartoons and forget what the HELL has been going on? Did Trips … well he’s too busy paying homage to Eli so that’s understandable.
People … in case you haven’t noticed … GXW has ALREADY invaded CSWA and has taken your top two titles! You’ve got Simply Stunning on one side … granted they were never GXW, but they did come from EWI, which was the prelude to GXW. Then you’ve got Evan Aho … World Champion in EWI and in CSWA? GXW products if you ask me and they have since invaded. I mean I would HATE to correct you three, but look at the facts. Merritt enjoyed the EWI so much he bought these guys straight out, put’em in CSWA, and made’em champions. Invasion? Time to wake up and smell the reality.
But enough about Moe, Larry, and Curly. Back to the Ice Princess and his Love Loins. Now I’m sure that Radder and Love actually think they’ve got a chance. Sure they’ve been World Champions. Sure they’ve been in PLR. Hell I’m sure Radder is giving Love a rub down right now as we speak! Still … let’s look at reality oh once again. Radder said it himself that he was the man behind the iron mask and he helped Love out SEVERAL times. Even I helped out Eddy Love just so he could hold a World Title. When PLR broke up did Love ever hold the world title? Nope … didn’t think so.
Then there’s Steve-O who obviously found his smile for the twenty-seventh time and came back to the CSWA. Oh Steve-O how tough you talk, but can you make that walk once more? Can you save face and step in the ring once more against The Double G KP? Granted Uncle Eddy will be there to help you this time like ALL the times you’ve needed help, but what happens when he isn’t on the apron to tag out to? What happens when Logan is feeding Love his teeth and you have no choice but to build up your little fair courage and face a one of a kind fire drinkin’ Ayatollah of Rum and Cola!
See Radder? That’s your problem overall. You just don’t THINK STUFF OUT!
But, on that note, I’ve gotta party go get back to. So, as Love continues to lie in his bed and look at himself in his mirror and as Radder continues to spy on Love with his ‘web cam’ … I’ve only got one thing to say …
I … HAVE … SPOKEN!
(Powers then turns away from the camera and heads towards a group of people as the camera fades to black.)
Walking into the light ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers, with his brownish-blonde hair flowing slightly as he walked into the scene, looked unemotional as the light illuminated his presence. Turning towards the camera that was slightly above him, he looked with eyes that seemed sad.
KP: They have said that I have lived a sheltered life ever since I left my counterparts ‘Hurricane’ Eddy Love and ‘Iceman’ Steve Radder. After all, they became World Champions while I, Kevin Powers, fought a bitter battle with Chad Merritt and the CSWA front office. What did it get me? No title. No hope. No chance what so ever to redeem myself. The darkness … pure beautiful darkness …
Hanging his head down, Powers is silent for a moment before he burst into laughter.
KP: Oh who the HELL am I kidding? HIT THE LIGHTS!
With all the lights coming on at once the shot that was once darkness turns into a huge room with tons of people occupying the space. Music blaring in the background and laughter heard from every part of the room, Kevin Powers smiles as he motions the camera to follow him.
KP: As you can see every day is a Good God day and if it is a Good God day then it HAS to be a party day and ALL NIGHT LONG! The music is pumpin, the drinks are thumpin’, and the ladies are lookin’ for some humpin’!
(Powers continues to look around and eyes an area where a bunch of ladies are standing around enjoying their drinks and scanning the room to see if they can find a prospect.)
KP: (Pointing in their direction) You see over there? Now I remember in the days of PLR we would constantly have parties cause … that’s what we did. I would throw the parties, Love would throw his hair from one shoulder to another, and Radder would throw his arm around some poor sap would he thought actually cared to hear about his career. Yeah I remember the days. I remember when Eddy Love would be in the center of all that attention. Ladies to his left and right … front to rear! And all you could hear was Eddy Love, the teddy bear smugglin’ hurricane himself, talk about … himself?
That’s all he did people. He talked about himself. He cared only for himself. He would only do things if it made him look good and he got the upper advantage. Sometimes it got so bad that girls I saw him go out with the night before would come back to me and tell me about their wild night. Granted I didn’t NEED that much information, but when they told me that right when they were really into it he would tell them to get out of his room cause they’re getting in his way … I mean … what’s THAT all a’boot?
(Powers then continues to walk around when he spots a few guys at one of the wet bars talking over some drinks eyeballing the girls Powers saw earlier.)
KP: Oh and THIS reminds me of the fair ice princess himself. How many times would Steve Radder come to a party … towel draped over his neck just covering his bird chest … and start talking to the guys saying ‘Did I look good in my match? I mean did I REALLY look good?’ Hell I remember a time when if you saw Vizzack then Radder WAS behind … if ya know what I mean. And vice-versa! I just wished the boy would’ve changed into clothes instead of wearing his wrestling stuff after the match. Makes a person sick ya know.
(Powers continues to walk and sees a group of people watching a couple of CSWA shows on the big screen TV in the room. People like GUNS, Hornet, and Aho are on talking about their matches for Fish Fund.)
KP: Gotta love it. Hornet talking his noise. GUNS talking until he needs an oxygen tank. And Triple X … talk about your oxymoron! Sean Stevens being called … Triple X? Everyone knows he’s Flair Jr.! Even the boys in the back seen Stevens in action. Standing in front of a mirror singing ‘I wanna be like Eli’ PLEASE!
I can’t even BELIEVE these three are talking about a GXW invasion on the horizon? I mean … did they miss the memo? Did old age finally catch up to Hornet and shrink his brain to bug size? Was GUNS watching another one of his old time cartoons and forget what the HELL has been going on? Did Trips … well he’s too busy paying homage to Eli so that’s understandable.
People … in case you haven’t noticed … GXW has ALREADY invaded CSWA and has taken your top two titles! You’ve got Simply Stunning on one side … granted they were never GXW, but they did come from EWI, which was the prelude to GXW. Then you’ve got Evan Aho … World Champion in EWI and in CSWA? GXW products if you ask me and they have since invaded. I mean I would HATE to correct you three, but look at the facts. Merritt enjoyed the EWI so much he bought these guys straight out, put’em in CSWA, and made’em champions. Invasion? Time to wake up and smell the reality.
But enough about Moe, Larry, and Curly. Back to the Ice Princess and his Love Loins. Now I’m sure that Radder and Love actually think they’ve got a chance. Sure they’ve been World Champions. Sure they’ve been in PLR. Hell I’m sure Radder is giving Love a rub down right now as we speak! Still … let’s look at reality oh once again. Radder said it himself that he was the man behind the iron mask and he helped Love out SEVERAL times. Even I helped out Eddy Love just so he could hold a World Title. When PLR broke up did Love ever hold the world title? Nope … didn’t think so.
Then there’s Steve-O who obviously found his smile for the twenty-seventh time and came back to the CSWA. Oh Steve-O how tough you talk, but can you make that walk once more? Can you save face and step in the ring once more against The Double G KP? Granted Uncle Eddy will be there to help you this time like ALL the times you’ve needed help, but what happens when he isn’t on the apron to tag out to? What happens when Logan is feeding Love his teeth and you have no choice but to build up your little fair courage and face a one of a kind fire drinkin’ Ayatollah of Rum and Cola!
See Radder? That’s your problem overall. You just don’t THINK STUFF OUT!
But, on that note, I’ve gotta party go get back to. So, as Love continues to lie in his bed and look at himself in his mirror and as Radder continues to spy on Love with his ‘web cam’ … I’ve only got one thing to say …
I … HAVE … SPOKEN!
(Powers then turns away from the camera and heads towards a group of people as the camera fades to black.)