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You'll All Suffer My Judgement

Mark Kingston

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End of the day, it's not all about the looks, it's about who you are as a person and my fiance Tayla tells me every day that I'm beautiful and she's with me because of the type of person I am, not because of what I look like and THAT is what matters to me, not what some jackass like you thinks...

Oh and FYI, what the fuck do my looks have to do with Battlemania?

Obviously, with you, it's definitely not about the looks. Tayla must enjoy being the more beautiful one in that duo.

As for Battlemania, looks have to do with everything. For instance, how you'll look after I throw you over the ropes and eliminate you, how you'll look when I slam that barbed-wire baseball bat into your back, how you'll look being carried out in a stretcher. It has everything to do with looks.
 

Stacy Jones

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Yeah whatever buddy, join the line of people who have claimed they'll eliminate me, you're all pathetic...
 

Mark Kingston

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Stacy, you're 5'7" and 150 pounds. I'm 6'5" and 278 pounds. I'm not sure how we are in the same match. You vs. Me in Battlemania will be like a strand of grass trying to move one of the Easter Island heads.
 

Stacy Jones

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Wow, that's original, making a reference to me being involved in a sex tape because I'm a woman...

*Yawns*

Come back when you have something original to say...
 

Mark Kingston

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with sex tapes. I'm sure Mike Best and Shawn Jessica Hart could show you the ropes if your camera angles are off.
 

Cyrith

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Feb 21, 2015
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If the angles are off that's the fault of the director or the cameraman, not the performer. Our job is to remain confident while on camera and cum on demand, or at least close to it. I mean, it's like you've never even shot a porn.
 

ShawnHartXXX

The Phenom
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Salt Lake City, UT
Hey, there's nothing wrong with sex tapes. I'm sure Mike Best and Shawn Jessica Hart could show you the ropes if your camera angles are off.

Alright, let's talk lube here...because this is a point of contention with me. I mean, when your main squeeze is sandy like the dunes of the Sahara or lacking the butt grease heat essential for naughty hole plundering, I feel it is complete and utter folly to use anything synthetic. Clearly coconut oil is the only way to go. Makes things slide, makes things smooth, has antiviral properties for when you go in bare and you know girl's got herpes or something.

Am I right or am I right? Right?! Right?! Right?!
 

Cyrith

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Yes to the greasing powers of coconut oil, no on the barebacking. This is why HIV rates are on the rise again.
 

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