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Peter Piper: Alright folks that was a helluva finish.
Jim Coors: But for those who missed it we've got some footage here~
Peter Piper: God Damnit you drunk. Let me finish speaking.
Jim Coors: Fine you show em.
Peter Piper: Know your place bitch, now, for those who missed it, Blunt Trauma started off with Alexander Caine opening the door to his office. When he did so it caused a chain reaction, that ultimately wound up...with this video.

[The screen changes to show a person shadowed. The person speaks through a voice changer]

Voice: Hello Alex. I'm not going to take much time to monolgue, and I'll get to it. There is enough explosive wired beneath the ring to create a second Grand Canyon here in Arizona. If you defeat Tees... Boom. It's that simple.

[The screen cuts out and back to Pete, and Jim.]

Jim Coors: What would you do?
Peter Piper: I honestly don't know... But I hope it's some type of sick joke.
Jim Coors: Wait... How can we still be going on with the show?
Peter Piper: Well as you know Jim, we were delayed as Caine had a bomb squad secure the ring area. They found nothing and gave the go ahead as a false alarm.
Jim Coors: So in other words if we're dealing with a real psycho nut job...
Peter Piper: *just nods*

"You Don't Know"

[You don't know by Eminem plays as Alex Caine enters the ring area, followed by Hi-Time. He cautiously checks his wrist tape, as women smile and scream at him. He slides in the ring and spins around once. He flexes for the crowd and as his music fades he turns around....Smack into Jon Tees Boot.]

{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}

Peter Piper: I saw that coming.
Jim Coors: Too bad he didn't.

[Tees picks up the fallen Caine, and whips him to the ropes. Caine slides beneath a second big boot attempt and dropkicks Tees in the Chest. Big Tees staggers a bit, but is still on his feet and ultimately Alexander just falls on his face. Tees Grabs Caine by a foot and spins in a circle. Tees releases Caine who shifts his weight slightly and slams backfirst into the turnbuckle.]

Jim Coors: God Damn! Swinging him around like a doll.

[Tees Raises an arm and screams then charges the dazed Founder. Tees slams all his body weight into Alexander in the corner and steps back then steps forward and begins pummeling Caine in the corner. Alex starts to fall forward but Tees slams him back in the Corner and backs up for a second splash. Alexander is seeing stars as Tees rushes in and lifts a knee, but Caine moves and Tees hits the middle buckle with his knee.]

Peter Piper: I think Tees might've hurt his knee...
Jim Coors: I think you might be right.

[Tees hobbles for a second when Hi Time slides a stick under the bottom rope then reaches under and grabs Tees now hurt leg. Hi Time pulls and Tees smashes the mat. Billy Dee Menza begins to yell at Hi Time as Alexander grabs the stick. Alexander Stands Tees up and cracks him with the stick twice in the ribs. Tees grabs his stomach, and turns, using the rope for support, when Alexander races towards him and shatters the stick across the bag of the wounded leg.]

Jim Coors: The Big Cheese, picking his spots on the Big Tees.
Peter Piper: Yea, he's targeting the bumped knee, and wearing the big man down.
Jim Coors: That's how you take any big guy down...the legs.

[Menza turns to see part of the stick still in Caine's hand and begins wrenching it away. As Caine, and Menza begin arguing Alexander Extreme slides out from under the ring and punhes Hi Time in the face, knocking him straight to the ground. Extreme then slides something towards Tees. Tees begins to stand as Alexander lets the stick go, and charges Tees. Tees slides something on his knuckles, just as Caine cuts him down at the knee again.]

Peter Piper: Nice Chop Block by Caine.

[As Tees absorbs the impact his hand flies up and whatever was on his hand launches towards the entrance ramp. Hi Time has recovered and begins chasing Alexander Extreme around the ring with the ring bell. Caine pulls Tees to the center of the ring and runs to the ropes, he returns for an elbow drop but Tees rolls out of harm's way. Caine lands on his elbow as Tees Stands. Tees Grabs Caine and suplexes him....once......twice....three times.]

Peter Piper: The tide has changed here Jim.
Jim Coors: That's why I Love Alexander Caine... he makes everything chaotic, and unexpectable.
Peter Piper: You..uh...got a little brown shit on your nose Jim.

[Tees, stands and preps Alexander for a fourth suplex, when Alexander kicks Tees bad leg. Alexander kick the leg again... three times and finally Tees breaks the hold. Alexander rebounds off the ropes and dropkicks Tees square in the knee. Tees Crumples like an empty sack, and Caine rebounds from the ropes again and dropkicks Tees in the face. Tees looks to be finished, as Caine points to the turnbuckle.]

Peter Piper: What the hell is that?
Jim Coors: Is that a volvo?

[Alexander continues towards the turnbuckle as a Volvo has pulled onto the stage. From the backseat comes a guy in a blue spandex superhero ensemble. The strange man pays the driver some money, and then begins to hover an inch off the ground towards the ring. Alexander Gets to the top of the turnbuckle when the superhero's levitation path is interrupted by whatever came from Tees hand earlier. The superhero stumbles forward hitting his face into the outside of the base of the turnbuckle. The resulting impact in, coincedentally the right place causes the post pyrotechnics to go off just behind Alexander just as he stands. Alexander flies from the turnbuckle and lands hard on the mat. Hi Time, stops to see what the hell just exploded and gets hit by Extreme. Extreme then slides in as Menza checks on Caine, and wakes Tees up.]

Peter Piper: Okay...Wow...Was that supposed to happen?
Jim Coors: Did that guy just fly?
Peter Piper: Like an inch off the ground, and STILL managed to trip...
Jim Coors: Setting off the turnbuckle....Oh my god... There's no way you can plan that...
Peter Piper: Wha....YE...God you're such a boob.

[Tees shakes the cobwebs free, and grabs Caine. Tees Hoists Caine on his shoulders and flips him onto his head, following up with the cover. Dee Menza slides in for the count....1.....2.....3!]

{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}

Laura Layne: Here is your winner....by pinfall......BIG DADDY TEEEESSS, THE DESTROOYYEERRR!

Peter Piper: Well that was entertaining....
Jim Coors: But who the hell was the guy in blue?