Peter:And we’re back from commercial and being sent some footage from the chase backstage…

{The gi-screen shows Morrigan chasing Lovell through the back hallways of the locker room and into a back boiler room. Lovell quickly shuts the door to the room, and locks it. Morrigan beats against the door a minute before he starts ramming it with his shoulder. Morrigan busts through the door after a few slams, and suddenly two kendo sticks appear from opposite sides of the entry way and commence slamming down on the fallen champion. Morrigan attempts to get up when Lovell cuts across his face with a boot. The kendo stick wielding attackers step out of the boiler room cloaked and beat the downed Morrigan some more as Lovell stomps away.}

Bertram: Lovell is genius!
Peter: It would clearly seem that he has outsmarted the Heavyweight champion to this point.
Jim: That doesn’t say much.
Peter:I want to know who those two are with him!

{The only thing anyone can see is two words embroidered on the back of the hooded figures, ‘Systematic Syndicate’. The two men smash the sticks until they break over Morrigan and leave the scene, as Lovell takes one more good kick. The camera looks to the wounded soldier, and then pans up into the boiler room to show a tall figure in the shadows.}

Peter: Kicking a man when he’s down…that’d be Jason Lovell…
Jim:What was that?
Bertram: What was what?
Jim: That big shadow…

PA System:

I got soul, but I’m not a soldier… I got soul, but I’m not a soldier…

Bertram: Too late to ask questions, here comes the Kuntree man…
{Kansas is nowhere to be seen however as his song plays for a moment or two, before the gi-screen cuts to a feed from the back, to show James Caine and Kansas going blow for blow. The two are at least close to the ring area, and after a while of brawling, the two appear on the entryway. The two go back and forth all the way to the ring.}

Peter:I guess they wanted to start early.

(*DING*DING*DING*)



{The two are in the ring and the bell sounds as Caine and Dark lock up in the middle of the ring. Caine whips Dark into the ropes and knocks Kansas down with a drop kick. Kansas and Caine both get back up and Caine drops Kansas with another drop kick. Kansas rolls out of the ring and shakes the cob webs and walks around the ring. Caine drops to the mat and rolls out to chase Kansas Dark, but Dark slides back into the ring and baseball slides Caine into the guard rail.}

Jim: Damn… Going at it!
Peter: Like you and beer…
Bertram: Yea but those two get along, Kansas and Caine are at each other’s throats.

{Kansas bounces off the far ropes, running across the ring, and flings himself over the top rope onto Caine and starts wailing on him outside of the ring. The ref starts to count as both superstars are outside of the ring. Referee Menza counts 1.. … 2… … 3… … Caine and Kansas start trading blows until Caine gets the upper hand and slams Kansas head first into the ring post. 4… … 5… … 6… …Caine rolls into the ring quickly and then back out and goes to whip Kansas into the ring post again, but Kansas reverses it and levels Caine with a Irish whip. Kansas rolls Caine back into the ring and springboards himself over the top rop and lands a leg drop on Caine.}

Jim: A DUB!!! A DUB!!! A DUB!!!
Peter: This is a definite match of the night candidate
Bertram: It amazes me what people can do when drunk…

{Kansas goes for a pin and Caine gets his foot on the rope at a early 2 count. Kansas pulls Caine up and whips him into the ropes and bends over to toss Caine over him, but Caine stops short and delivers a knee directly to the head of Kansas. Kansas drops and Caine grabs hold of the ref for support. Kansas regains composure and quickly goes for Caine, but Caine brings his leg up between Kansas’s legs and mule kicks him in the groin. }

Peter: OHHHHH…
Jim: HEY THAT WAS DIRTY!
Bertram: REF! MENZA YOU IDIOT CALL FOR THE BELL!

{But Menza didn’t see the groin shot as Kansas drops to the mat again and Caine picks him up whipping him into the corner. Kansas slams hard back first against it and Caine charges at him full throttle. Kansas comes out of the corner and spinebusters Caine. Dark picks up James Caine and lifts James into a stalling suplex. Before Kansas Dark can complete the move, James rakes the eyes of Kansas, and escapes, bringing Cansas down in a high elevation DDT. When James hits the mat the wind is knocked out of him, and he lays there restlessly, as Kansas lays motionless a foot from him. The ref starts to count as both men are down. 1… … 2… … 3… … }

Bertram: Both men down….
Peter: OH MY GOD SHIRLEY….WHAT’s GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!
Jim: …umm….I’m gonna drink a beer.
Bertram: Well that was a Miss Cleo worthy prediction.

{Caine starts to stir as does Kansas. Caine pulls himself up in the corner as Kansas gets to his feet in the middle of the ring. Caine gets fully to his feet, and turns around in time to catch a flying body press into the turnbuckle from Kansas.}

Bertram:K BOMB!!!
Peter: Thank you for screaming that in my ear, douche.
Bertram: At least it was better than oh my god Shirley.

{Caine stumbles forward and falls to his back, as Kansas climbs to the top rope. Kansas is obviously winded, as he climbs , but gets to the top and stands. He raises both his arms in the air and flies through the air bringing his elbow down across the forehead of Caine.}

Jim: Absolut Royal Fuck….Two weeks in a row on Caine…
Peter: Go Jimbo…You remembered something.

{Kansas goes for the cover, as Menza drops into place……….1……….2……….3!}

(*DING*DING*DING*)



Bertram: He did it… The rookie did it.
Peter: That was insane…

{Kansas indeed did it, and he stands up having Menza raise his arm as ‘All these things that I have done’ plays over the PA. Kansas rolls out of the ring as Caine starts to stir. Kansas walks around to where Jim, Peter, and Bertram are, and he grabs Coors out of his seat.}

Jim: Hey wai, what the fuck are you doing?

{Kansas slaps him and reaches beneath the ring and grabs a bottle of crown. Kansas takes a shot, and offers the bottle to Coors. Coors looks a little skidish, but Kansas assures him this time its alright when suddenly out of nowhere James Caine smashes Kansas in the side of the head with a steel chair causing the crown to drop and shatter. Caine doesn’t stop there though as he continues to slam the chair into Kansas. He pauses breathing heavy with a sadistic glare on his face, as he tosses the chair aside and pulls Kansas to his feet. He rolls Kansas onto the table and tucks Dark’s head between his legs. Caine hooks Kansas arms and flips over pulling Kansas around and head first into the table. Caine rolls Kansas out of the way and stands up as the PA switches tracks. Caine points to the fallen Kansas as he backs up and heads to the back. The crowd is silent.}

Peter: ….I’m stunned.
Jim: The crown…
Bertram: THAT WAS AWESOME!

[Commercial]