Peter: What a night it’s been huh Betty?
Bertram: Oh yea…hey could you get my name right just once tonight?
Peter: Sure thing Bernice.

PA System:

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light

{Mighty Voovoo enters the entry way and floats down the ramp with a half body cast on covering his right leg and up around his ribs.} Bertram: That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve had to see your face Peter!
Peter: That’s retarded
Jim: zzzzz..z..z..z babies need goatees.

Bertram: I know!

{Voovoo is in the ring with a mic after some difficulty as his song fades.}

:Mighty Voovoo:
Breeze…I know you wanted to come out here and have this first match, but as you can see… I’m still in no medical condition to fight after our sadistic glass match… so I’m going to go ahead and just forfeit tonight.

Peter: Forfeit! Superhero’s don’t forfeit. Bertram: He’s a super zero. PA System:

I know how to hurt, I know how to heal, I know what to show, And what to conceal. {Breeze’s music hits the PA and Breeze enters the stage, and heads to the ring with a mic. He’s not wearing shoes tonight, and looks ready to go.}

:Breeze:
……. Ummm.. No. {Breeze kicks the casted leg of Voovoo out from under him and stomps the holy hell out of it.}

Peter: OH MY GOD BREEZE REALLY WANTS VOOVOO!
Bertram: Well we can see who got the worst of their pay per view match.

(*DING*DING*DING*)



{Breeze stomps Voovoo’s injured leg a good twenty or thirty times before turning and playing to a booing crowd. He flips them off, and turns back to Voovoo and places his foot in Voovoo’s mouth. Voovoo screams and tries to bite, but Breeze has too much foot for the mighty one to get anywhere near enough pressure. Voovoo begins slamming his hand on the mat.}

(*DING*DING*DING*)



Bertram: Breezylicious takes match one.
Peter: No doubt Voovoo will be back for more after this…

[Commercial]