|::=[September 1st 2008]=::|
Two nights ago in Glendale Arizona, the Hall of fame Ceremony for Anarchy Wrestling, formerly known as the Extreme Wrestling Alliance, and the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance, was held. It was a night where all the stars were out, and surprises exploded everywhere. The ceremony opened with Tenacious D performing their song ‘Tribute’ Live for the audience, and proceeded to hand out the first Hall of Fame entry.
|::=[August 30th 2008]=::|
(James Caine, and Evan Michaels are on the stage at the podium.There is no ring in the arena like usual, however instead the arena is set up like a banquet.)
:Caine:
That was amazing, folks let’s give them a hand for that.
:Maichaels:
Suck ass.
:Caine:
Blow me Evan.
:Maichaels:
You’d like that homo.
:Caine:
Are we gonna sit here and pour insults over each other all night, or are we gonna hand out this award?
:Maichaels:
Fine chickendick, Make the speech, remember you’re handing this one out, cuz she done already beat your ass….TWICE!
(Evan laughs a bit as does the crowd at each of the remarks. James shows a little angst at the pot shot, but shrugs it off.)
:Caine:
Alright, well maybe that’s part of the reason this woman deserves this award.
:Maichaels:
Or maybe it’s because she held two titles, and was never defeated?
:Caine:
Well don’t you just know every-damn-thing.
:Maichaels:
*Smiles* Yup.
:Caine:
Jackass…..Ladies and Gentlemen…the first Entrant…into the Anarchy Wrestling Hall of Fame….None other than….
:Maichaels:
Madison Divera!
(The camera shot moves to show Madison in a lovely dress as she stands and takes a bow. The audience applauds her as she moves to the stage to accept her award. Caine shakes her hand with a smile, as he hands her the little statue. She shakes Evan’s hand and is about to leave when Evan stops her.)
:Maichaels:
Say a few words Darlin.
(Madison looks to the audience, who applauds and cheers. Madison smiles, and blushes a little before stepping to the podium.)
:Divera:
I w’ sure to expect when I came to EWA.I was chaotic pot in my life, and the way men and women compete in EWA, I was a little uncertain. I fought with this man…James Caine in a couple brutal fights that will probably stay marked forever in this federation’s history. I would’ve stayed longer, and I would’ve continued to win… but after Die Hard left, I had no connection to anyone outside of James. I didn’t really know him all that well, but I knew he was a phenomenal competitor who always gave his best… I’m honored that Alex Caine elected me to the Hall of Fame, and to be honest I was a bit surprised… But I accept this award, and I thank you all, everyone who’s ever supported me…for watching, and helping my career grow.
(Madison smiles and bows her head as the audience claps. Caine wipes a fake tear from his cheek as he claps, and Evan yawns. Madison leaves.)
:Maichaels:
Well that was purdy…
|::=[September 1st 2008]=::|
Indeed it was a heartfelt speech by the former Iron Man and Tag Team Champion, who looked just as fantastic. The night progressed further, after a short commercial break revealing that stars had come from all around.
|::=[August 30th 2008]=::|
(The camera moves between the crowd showing highlights of all the stars from AW and other federations. The first shown is legendary wrestler Al Cohol from W.A.R., Followed in order by Scott Kidd (the Commissioner of the OWF), Big Daddy Paul(the owner of RCW), Paddy Coonan (the owner of FCW), Charles Blair (Former VP of EWA), Matt Ward, Kansas Dark, Vic Powers, Vayne, Every other current AW star, and Michael Mordrid (of channel 101). The camera then moves back to James Caine and Evan Michaels at the podium.)
:Maichaels:
…So…Are we done yet?
:Caine:
Umm..no.
:Michaels
:
Damn it…How much longer do I have to put up with that Tuna Stench coming from your direction.
:Caine:
I’m sorry…not my fault your girl doesn’t know what soap is
:Maichaels:
I’m single, douche.
:Caine:
Ain’t no wonder there.
:Maichaels:
I hate you.
:Caine:
And I hate you too. Want a hug?
(Caine opens his arms for a hug and cops a fake half smile, half pout kind of face, and Evan shoves him backwards into a good laugh.)
:Maichaels:
Let’s just get this over with already man. We’re wasting airtime.
:Caine:
Alright well our next entrant into the 2008 Anarchy Wrestling Hall of Fame is a very important man indeed. He’s a salesman.
:Maichaels:
What the fucks he sellin? Booze to Alex?
:Caine:
Dude...Alex doesn’t drink.
:Michael:
So he claims…ever look in his desk?
:Caine:
No, but this man has, and he’ll attest to it. This man has even sat in Alex’s chair and ran things while Alex went on vacation after multiple weeks on top of a three way ratings war.
:Maichaels:
I still wanna know what he’s selling.
:Caine:
What this man sells is pure anarchy on paper. This is the guy people meet first when they come to work at AW. And this man…
:Michael:
Is Jonathon Fucking Tees!
(The camera cuts to show Tees at a table with his wife. He kisses her and stands up, bowing a bit before heading to the stage. He accepts the award from James and Shakes both of their hands before stepping to the podium to say a few words.)
:Tees:
It really is an honor for me to receive this award. I truly feel that I don’t do enough for this company, but this tells me I’m doing plenty….I still feel that…no, no.I know that I am going to do more for this company, to continue making it a great place to be, and a great thing to watch. Thank-you all.
(Tees smiles and steps off the stage with his award statue, to a good applause.)
:Caine:
Wow…Man of few words.
:Maichaels:
*pretending to be asleep*…zzz..zz…huh…what? Is it over?
:Caine:
Between the stars and the announcers, half this company is narcoleptic…Swear to god.
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The audience laughed as the home audience seen a commercial. When the ceremony returned, the audience was treated to scenes of more stars from the former EWA, and old friends of the Caine family. The final person to be shown was Ace Jericho who even took a stand and applauded. When he seen himself on the screen behind James and Evan.
|::=[August 30th 2008]=::|
(Ace Jericho is standing and clapping as the audience claps along with him, when suddenly from his back right side comes a man in a hoodie who spears Ace smash into his table. The table crashes through and the hooded man pulls back the hoodie to reveal himself to be none other than Alec Fleming. Alec, the longtime rival of Ace threw a few shots into Ace, before standing up, and backing away with a deranged look upon his face. A group of nearby stars gathered around unsure of whether or not to aid Ace, Suriel Crowlie took a step towards Alec, but backed away when Alec shot him a glare of insanity. Alec looked as though he had completely lost it.)
:Caine:
HEY! HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON OUT THERE. GET THAT GUY OUTTA HERE IF HE AIN’T GOT A-
:Maichaels:
FUCKIN TICKET!
(Security moves towards Alec who backs his way out of the room carefully while Ace is tended to by friends, family and other stars. Ace is helped up and escorted to a bathroom, while the camera moves back to the ceremony.)
:Caine:
Alright, now that that’s over…
:Maichaels:
I doubt that one highly.
:Caine:
Yea, me too. But it’s quieter now at least, so for the last entrant of 2008…AW decided that the man himself…
:Maichaels:
The man himself?
:Caine:
Yea…without him you wouldn’t be standing in a quarter million dollar suit.
:Maichaels:
Good point.
:Caine:
Alex Caine!
(The camera moves to the side of the stage as AC/DC’s ‘Moneytalks’ began to play. After a few moments Alex is no where to be seen. The camera moves backstage to see if they can locate him in his office, but when the camera arrives the door has been kicked in and there is a note on his desk. The camera zooms in on the note so all can read it.)
“5U3 U, n0…1’M t4k1nG U fr0M WUt U LUv.”
(James reads the note and his eye begins to twitch.)
:Maichaels:
Caine? … Douchebaggy? Helloooo?
:Caine:
….
:Maichaels:
He’s gonna go nuclear…somebody get him outta here please?
(Security rushes from off the stage and grabs James. The first two to grab him are shrugged off like flies, but the third tackles Caine to the ground as he begins screaming ‘Where’s my nephew!?”. Caine is cuffed and pulled off the stage for his own good and taken somewhere to the back.)
:Maichaels:
Well at least the smell’s gone. Since neither of the Caine’s can be here. I guess I get to hand out this last award. Unlike nut-douche there, I’m not going to sugar coat it. I’m just going to say this last award goes to a reliable, determined man after my own heart of violence. Ladies and douches…Ben, Morrigan!
(The camera cuts to show Ben at a dark table in the back by himself. He doesn’t even smile, or bow as he approaches the stage sullenly. He gets to podium and takes the award from Evan. He shakes Evan’s hand but he just doesn’t seem to be all together as he steps to the mic to say a few words.)
:Morrigan:
Let me start off by saying…
(As Morrigan starts to talk an images moves across the screen behind him in black and white reading ‘Systematic Syndicate’, and after Morrigan’s opening line, his mic cuts out, and Jason Lovell’s voice cuts in.)
:Lovell:
That Jason Lovell deserves this award more than me, because I’m nothing compared to his greatness. I am a laughing boy, and I tremble in awe and fear of his awesomeness. At Cold Fall I’m not even going to face him because I know I’ll lose my heavyweight championship. I’m so afraid of losing this belt to him, and being so embarrassed by Jason Lovell it’s amazing I’m not hiding in fear under the stage. I Ben Morrigan am-
(After trying to figure out what’s wrong with the mic and listening to part of Lovell’s inflammations against him Morrigan begins ripping apart the stage. He starts by launching the podium, and then running to tear out the wiring box. Morrigan begins destroying everything as a recording of Lovell’s voice continues to play. After finally ripping the right wire out, the speech stops and Morrigan turns to the camera behind him. He looks directly into it and mouths, ‘The match will be signed tomorrow! You’re dead Lovell… You’re a dead man.’)
|::=[September 1st 2008]=::|
Following another brief commercial break the show returned to a small overrun of it’s thirty minute tiomeslot, and quite possibly the hardest hitting news piece in the companies history. Alex Caine had been kidnapped and there was only one vague clue as to who was responsible. As Tees and the AW Society attempted to brainstorm over who it could be Tees realized that AW needed a temporary CEO. The door opened and in walked Evan R. Michaels. The Society decided after the way Evan handled himself at the ceremony, and his direct connection of longtime friendship to and with the Caine family, that he would be the best option as temporary owner. And that was where the ceremony concluded with a smiling new owner of AW… Evan Ross. Reporting from Glendale…I’m Peter Piper.