EWA
In Association with D.o.M./2K8 presents:
-->HalloWicked 2K7<--



---28.10.2K7---
-LIVE from: Ford Field, Detroit, MI-
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Your television screen is black, and a spotlight begins to scan the darkness, passin by the EWA logo occasionally, before going completely black. Your television sit rests on this black screen only momentarily before "Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins playing as the screen begins to show clips of Kaige, Vayne, James Caine, Star Caine, Jon Tees, Joey Stiletti, Anthony Dunnucci, and others in action. The song fades out as the television screen fades to black and an image of your screen burns up revealing the HalloWicked2K7 logo, behind the logo is Detroit's ford Field JAM PACKED TO THE TITS!

::Peter Piper::
HELLO DEEEETROIT!

::Jim Coors::
I can't hear shit!!!

::Bryan Zenn::
That's right this place is OVER LOADED! 70,372 fans have squeezed there way in here for EWA's HalloWicked!

::Laura Layne::
"OH Say can you see, By the Dawn's early light... What so PROUDLY WE HAILED...AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING....Who's broad stripes and ~

::PA System::
Were you ever lost, were you ever young, were you ever safe little brother...

::Jim Coors::
Oh that's not very nice.......that was the US NATIONAL ANTHEM...I wanna get to the violence too but come on...

(Bazza makes his way to the ring, to the disdain of the hostile crowd. Laura has stopped singing and is backing away from Bazza as he pulls a mic from the back of his tights.)

::Bazza::
Look sweetheart, i'm sure all these damn Americans like hearing your screechy whiny voice... But I personally Have a title to win, so If you wouldn't mind calling my opponents out here now please... ::PA System::
simple souls overload as i explode data banks cuz the earth & space gave birth to this paleface.

(Otep's 'Battle Ready' begins to play as the lights dim, and Kain rises from beneath the stage wearing his dark cloak. He wastes no time and throws the coat aside and storms the ring.Laura has only time to slide out of the ring, as she is consoled by other members of the EWA crew. Kain and Bazza meet on the rampway and begin to exchange blows, when Morrigan comes in through the crowd and leaps from the barrier landing on both men. All three scatter to the floor.)

(--{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}--)

::Bryan Zenn::
Whooo Boy we are getting this Halloween party started with a BANG!

::Peter Piper::
Actually it started about forty five minutes ago while you two buffoons were still backstage playing your little games.

::Jim Coors::
Yea yea, well the people are all here now, and we're here so this party starts NOW *BELCH*

(All three men are up and both Morrigan and Kain are trading blows on Bazza, beating him back up the ramp. The three men reach the stage beneath the HalloWicked specific Gi-screen, when Kain grabs Morrigan's throat. Morrigan blasts a knee to Kain's tomach and oth Bazza and Morrigan use Kain as a battering ram into one of the Gi screen supports. A huge dent is left in the beam.)

::Bryan Zenn::
By the smell of your breath I'd say the party started three weeks ago....blech!

::Peter Piper::
Will you two monkeys knock it off! Look up on the stage!

::Jim Coors::
Those beams won't hold through too many of those!

(Morrigan Slams a fist into Bazza and then grabs him by the back of the head, drags him towards the edge of the stage, and thrusts him towards it. Bazza shows immediate fear that turns to agony as Morrigan applies a Half nelson to Bazza. Morrigan turns Bazza around and launches him over the edge of the stage.)

::Peter/Jim/& Bryan::
Holy Shit! / Holy Shit! / Holy Poop!

(Referee Billy Dee Menza doesn't even bother to count as Bazza is clearly gone.Morrigan stands with a sick smile on his face as he stares at the carnage below. Suddenly in the screen the figure of Kain appears behind Morrigan and wraps an enormous arm around his throat. Kain drags Morrigan towards the stage in a sleeper hold and smashes his face off of another steel support beam. This time the steel doesn't bend but Morrigan is clearly out. Kain drags Morrigan all the way to the ring and drops his body in the center of the ring.)

::Bryan Zenn::
He's not movin guys.

::Peter Piper::
Jim I believe that's your cue...

::Jim Coors::
medic...

(Referee Menza begins the count as Kain moves outside the ring and grabs the North American title, taking it back to the ring with him. Kain grabs Morrigan's head and stands him on his weakened legs. He thrusts the title into his face and begins screaming incoherently at him through the jaw wiring.)

::Bryan Zenn::
What a nasty person....

(Kain punches Morrigan twice, then grabs him for a suplex. He screams towhatever dark gods he worships and sets Morrigan up for the Atlantic Nightmare. He sets up to lift Ben into the suplex, but Morrigan blocks it and counters it with a fisherman suplex of his own. He doesn't drop the suplex, though as instead... He drops the monsterous man forward and poerbombs him. Kain lands the back of his neck directly onto the North American title, and Morrigan staggers backwards on his feet into the corner.)

::Jim Coors::
BELTAINE BUSTER!!!

(Menza pauses his count and reaches down to Harbinger's neck. He places two fingers down, checking for a pulse momentarily, before he begins screaming furiously.)

(--{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}--)

(EMT's rush to the ring as the scene cuts to an advertisement.)

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EWA...Monday Night Knockout!

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(We return from the advertisement and EMT's have successfully removed Kain from the Ring and Morrigan stands alone inside of it. He has a twisted grin on his face, a microphone in his hand and the North American title at his feet.)

::Laura Layne::
YOUR WINNER....AND NEW...NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION......BEN, MORRIGAAAANNNNN!!!

::Morrigan::
As Prophesised... I have brought destruction aNd chaos. As I promsied.... once the smoke was cleared.... I..... am standing victorious......

(Vayne suddenly cuts through the audience with a steel chair and blasts Morrigan from behind. He cracks Morrigan three times before he picks up the mic.)

::Vayne::
You Screwed me Morrigan! That Belt was gonna be yours, The world title was gonna be mine...but you just had to come at me didn't you... You just had to go for that stahling suplex... If it wasn't for you... I would be holding that briefcase! But instead here you are with a title. You didn't care if you won the open, you had a nice shiny.....

::Jim Coors::
OH COME ON ALREADY!

::Bryan Zenn::
Folks I'm being told now, that Kain Harbinger is in critical condition and being flown directly to a very good hospiatl somewhere near Lansing or Lapeer...

::Peter Piper::
Well thank you for that update Betty, but what's going on in the ring is what interests me.

(Vayne picks up Morrigan's title and looks at it a moment before dropping it onto his chest.)

::Vayne::
Next time I touch that belt...You're not getting it back, because I am, simply put, The best out of us two.

(Vayne tosses the mic down and proceeds to head to the back, where camera's proceed as well.)

::Peter Piper::
Well We're receiving

::Bryan Zenn::
word that Alexander Caine is backstage with Xavier Serikaz? Okay who changed my dialogue?

::Peter Piper::
What you get for cutting me off...alexander is backstage with Johnny Davis, and Vic Powers.

(Alex, Powers, and Davis are standing around talking.)

::Alexander::
No one won the breifcase, so no one gets the contract... It's that simple. Vic, Don't you have a match to go get ready for?

::Vic::
Oh yea... Look you keep that briefcase wamr for me homo.

::Davis::
I am no fag, your oversized jockstrap.

::Vic::
Look peanugget, Foremost, I'd squash you right now, but I've got other cocksuckers to kick the shit out of. Secondly, I was calling him the homo. *Points to Caine*

(President Spaz Blud walks up and puts a hand on Powers shoulder, and points to the ceiling.)

::Spaz::
They're playin your song.... don't be late now...



(The camera focus returns to the EWA arena as the crowd awaits the next match with anticipation, and a little fear.)

::Peter Piper::
And here we go again folks! We get to sit here and watch brutality for our own sick, amusement, isn't this great!

::Laura Layne::
Introducing first....In the battle for the tag team championships... Devestation INCORPORATED!!!!!

::PA System::
So you wanna be a rock superstar...and live large, a big house, five cars, you're in charge. Comin up in the world, don't trust nobody, gotta look over your shoulder constantly.

(“Rock superstar” by Cypress Hill echoes over the P.A as the crowd explode into boos, and Devestation Inc. Makes their way to the ring. The big surprise however is Jon Tees walking behind them.)

::Bryan Zenn::
Oh yea brutal...Hey What is Tees doing there?

(The lights dim and "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot blares, out walks Vic Powers pausing at he middle of the ramp as he looks at the awaiting Devastation inc. They taunt all they can, but Powers doesn't move as suddenly from out of the entryway...)

::Peter Piper::
OH MY GAWWD! Look at that! SECURITY!!!

::PA System::
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master
And I am waiting for disaster


(The crowd explodes as "Getting away with Murder sounds from the P.A and James Caine runs out, passing Powers who keeps his own steady pace, the two of them hitting the ring at opposite times. Caine to a to a flurry of stomps From Devastaion Inc, as the bell rings, Spaz waiting patiently as the two teams eventually get some semblance of order, not one warning given, while Powers just climbs to the apron and gets into the ring.)

::Piper::
You know i just -love- the referee's attitude in this, He doesn't get harmed, there's no foul.. just magnificent

(Everyone involved backs away from Powers as he starts tapping a lead pipe against one hand. He then tosses the pipe over the top rope along with his headgear, and waves to both members of Devestation Inc. who attack him willingly.)

::Bryan Zenn::
Well that's not very fair now is it.

(Powers manages to hold his own until Caine gets to his feet and hobbles over and Takes Stilletti by the back of the hair and drops him with a reverse DDT, then kicks him eneath the bottom rope. Dunnucci and Powers then begin to take the action to a more legal stand point. A side headlock slapped on by Dunnucci, who shoots Powers off into the ropes. Powers connects with a mighty shoulder block, before he bounces off the ropes and has to dive over Dunnucci who has rolled to try and trip him up. Dunnucci gets to his feet quickly and attempts to connect with a Clothesline, but Powers ducks under and continues his momentum, right into a dropkick from Dunnucci who clambers up to drop a body slam on Powers smirking as he taunts the crowd some about Powers' inferiority.)

::Jim Coors::
Look at this guy. A lucky dropkick and he thinks he's king shit. *BEEELCH*

(Dunnucci goes to drop an elbow on Powers who rolls out of the way, meaning Dunnucci lands hard on the mat as Powers stomps on the man. Powers picks Dunnucci up to deliver a harsh short arm clothesline, but doesn't release, and winds up picking up Dunnucci again to swing around into position for a german suplex. Dunnucci is quick off the mark though and nails Powers between the legs, quickly spinning to deliver a harsh forearm into powers' face, running through Powers and quickly to a tag to Stilletti who storms in with a powerful clothesline pinning Powers to the mat.)

1.....
2...

::Peter Piper::
And a very close call there....

Kickout!

(Stilletti shakes his head as he slowly picks up Powers, shooting him to the ropes as Caine leans in and slaps Powers on the back, Stilletti hardly notices until Powers shoots under the awaiting clothesline and is hit full force by a Caine Diving forearm.)

::Bryan Zenn::
Damn it guys we've got to air another advertisement here.... Hope no one minds....

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(We return and Caine is being manhandled by Dunnucci, and Stilletti who have developed a functional team. Stilletti Holds Caine while Dunnucci delivers hard kick to the ribs following a tag. Dunnucci grabs Caine and goes for a suplex, but Caine blocks it and begins hammering shots to the Enforcer's ribs. The crowd is on it's feet as Caine begins fighting the taller Dunnuci back to the middle of the ring.)

::Peter Piper::
Caine Still got some fight left in him.

::Bryan Zenn::
A great team effort from Devestation Inc. here.

(Dunnucci whips Caine to the ropes and ducks for a spinebuster but Caine leapfrogs clear over him, rebounds from the other side and nails a shining wizard just as Dunnucci turns around. Both men are down, but Caine crawls towards Powers. Dunnucci moves towards Stilletti and makes the easy tag. aine manages to get to his hands and knees and lunge towards the corner making the tag to Powers just as Stilletti reaches the corner.)

::Jim Coors::
HE MADE THE TAG!

(Powers gets in and slugs Stilletti, Then hugs him and spins him quickly with a vicious belly to belly suplex. Powers gets up and charges Dunnucci and spears him straight back into the corner as Caine crawls beneath the bottom rope and gets on the apron. Jon Tees suddenly comes in from behind Caine and smashes a 2x4 into the back Caine's left leg, and James drops to the apron, his head bouncing like a basketball off the apron as he lies motionless on the ground below. Powers is alone in the ring and has no idea as he rams his shoulder into Stilletti who is traped in the corner.)

::Bryan Zenn::
SPAZ! PaY ATTENTION! LOOK WHAT TEES DID!

(Spaz did see it however and completely ignored it as Dunnucci drops a springboard double axe handle into the back of Vic Powers. Vic stands and staggers the opposite direction as Dunnucci grabs him from behind and backdrops him to the center of the ring. Stilletti is on the top rope and flips of with a senton bomb, and nails it. The enforcer picks up Powers and whips him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a spinebuster as Stilletti comes across the other direction and leg drops Powers with the spinebuster, adding to it's impact. Dunnucci covers and Spaz drops into place counting insanely fast....123!)

(--{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}--)

::Bryan Zenn::
WHAT WAS THAT! This place is so full of bone jobs it's not even funny!

::Laura Layne::
YOUR WINNERS...AND NEW...EWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....ANTHONY DUNNUCCI, and JOEY STILLETTI....DEVESTATION INCORPORATED!!!

::Peter Piper::
Scuse me, Benny? Yea Could you not talk...for maybe....the rest of the night? Thanks precious.

::Jim Coors::
HEY BENNY HOW BOUT THEM JETS HUH..HUH...?

(The scene cuts backstage as the ring clears out.)

(Backstage Kaige is seen walking down the halls when he bumps into Haystack, Tees, and the rest of the FCC.)

::Haystack::
Good luck out there Kaige.

::Tees::
Yea... Considering there's no number one contender now, maybe after Haystack kicks your ass you might just be able to use that rematch clause before your birthday...

::Kaige::
I'm not too worried about any rematches... You just make sure he stays in one piece tonight...

::Stilletti::
I think you should worry less about the Stac Mac...And more about the K to tha G.

(The FCC Brushes ast Kaige as he just kinda shakes his head and rolls his eyes.)

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::Laura Layne::
The following contest is scheduled for Two falls. It is for the EWA Heavyweight Championship

::PA System::


::Laura Layne::
The first challenger to step into this Asylum match....he is...the Hardcre Messiah.... SCORPIO!!!!

(Scorpio descends to the ring from the rafters above and awaits his two opponents.)

::PA System::
Soooooooouth Siiiiiiide! yeah yeah Stack Mack all my people that stayed down, one love Those who didn't (Ha Ha)

::Laura Layne::
And his Opponent, hailing from Memphis Tennesee......

(Haystack approaches the ring, as the music continues and leaps to the apron, shooting off pyro from the turnbuckles.)

::Laura Layne::
HAYSTACK, MAC-MILLON!

(Haystack tests the ropes a bit as Scorpio stares into nothingness)

(The arena lights go low as multicolored strobe lights begin to flare around the arena.)

::PA System::
I wanna get psycho Run you little bitch I want your power glowing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life It's not enough to have a little taste I want the whole damn thing now Can you dig it?

::Laura Layne::
And finally.....from Absolutely nowhere.....He is the reigning king of Extreme.......KAIGE!!!!

(As the music and video play Kaige enters the stage and slowly makes his way to the ring glancing towards the death trap above.)

::Jim Coors::
OH I'm like a little girl waiting for her first period!

::Bryan Zenn::
What did he just say?

::Peter Piper::
It's usually about this point in the show I tune him out....

(The structure begins to lower as Alexander Caine makes his way slowly to the ring followed by Vic Powers and Johnny Davis.)

::Jim Coors::
HEY It's ALEXANDER!

::Alexander::
*Has a seat at the announce table and puts on a pair of headphones.* Hey guys... Is this thing on? Is it working here?

::Bryan Zenn::
Sounds good to me Alex.

::Alexander::
*Takes Jim's beer and chugs it all* Swetness, guys got another beer?

(--{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}--)

(All three men look around at the barbaric structure and then at each other. Haystack rushes Scropio from across the ring. Scorpio catches Haystack unaware with a drop toe hold with Haystacks face landing on the middle turnbuckle. Out of no where Kaige lands a floating dropkick to the back of Scorpios head forcing him through the ropes to land head first into an open chair. Scorpio lies motionless.)

::Bryan Zenn::
Well I don’t think he’s going to come out looking better then before the match started. Whether he wins or not.

::Jim Coors::
Nah I think it’s an improvement. Matter of fact he has to be an impovement the way he looks. *Opens a beer, but before he can get a drink Alexander takes it and downs it.

::Peter Piper::
Guys...

(Kaige gets to his feet and looks right at a semi stunned Haystack. Trying to catch him off guard Haystack throws a left which is dodged and and met with a knee to the gut Kaige. Without hesitation Kaige lifts up Haystack for a powerbomb. But Kaige manages to fight it off with a few punches to the head. Then a hurricanrana that sends Kaige through the ropes to the wood floor between the cage and the ropes. Haystack goes to the side of the ring, reaches through the ropes and picks up the somewhat motionless Scorpio. He pulls him in and sets him up for a pile driver but turns to face Kaige who nails him in the head with Nintendo 64 that has Haystack fall to his knees completing the pile driver on Scorpio.)

::Jim Coors::
Who says Video Games aren't good for the brain? *Jim opens his third beer of the match, but before he can get a drink out of this one.

::Alexander::
EWA proudly supports *Alexander takes Jim's third Beer, and drinks that too.* them!

(With the Nintendo 64 shattered all over the place Kaige grabs wooden pizza paddle and throws it into the ring. Kaige hop’s into the ring and goes right to one of the scaffoldings, climbs the top and grabs the ladder off the cage wall and drops it to the floor below.)

::Bryan Zenn::
I don’t think Kaige wants to fool around. Perhaps get this match over with as soon as possible

(Scorpio starts to stir back to consciousness. He slowly gets to his feet as Kaige sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring totally oblivious of Scorpio. Scorpio quickly grabs the pizza paddle. After making sure the ladder is sturdy Kaige turns towards Scoprio. He swings for Kaiges head but misses and hits the ladder. The vibration forces Scorpio to drop the paddle. Kaige with a kick to the gut and a quick reverse Russian Leg sweep Kaige sends Scorpio face first into the pizza paddle. Scorpio rolls around in pain holding a bloody nose.)

::Bryan Zenn::
The first victim to blead in this match. Scorpio.

::Peter Piper::
I feel sorry for his family.

::Jim Coors::
Why? With every cut and bruise he suffers it should only make him look better in my opinion. They should be glad.

(Out of Kaiges sight Haystack rolls out side the ring and gets to a knee trying to gather himself. In the ring Kaige grabs the pizza paddle and holds it up to the crowd to show the split down the middle. Then starts to beat Scropio with it in the arms and the chest area untill it breaks. Then he tosses it out of the ring.)

::Jim Coors::
I think the front office over estimated Scorpio’s ability to be in this match.

::Bryan Zenn::
Or Maybe you let Scorpio into your beer cooler?

::Peter Piper::
No see chances are Scorpio broke into the cooler, see if The boob were to offer it to scorpio that might make sense for some people or something that sounded intelligent when I was high.

(Kaige takes Scorpio by the head and tosses him over the top rope to land on the wood paneling on the outside. He then turns to see Haystack standing up on the Wood platform on the corner of the cage. Without any time to react Haystack launches himself and hits Kaige with a cross body block. Some how he managed to hold onto one of the legs of Kaige and gets the first pin attempt of the match. Referee Mike Semen slides into place...)

1…

2…

Kickout by Kaige.

::Bryan Zenn::
WOW! Some major athleticism by the Stac Mac

::Jim Coors::
First pinfall, and how the hell do you miss that?

::Bryan Zenn::
miss what?

(Both men get to their feet. Right hand by Haystack. Right hand by Kaige. Right hand by Haystack. They trade rights a few more times before Haystack is able to duck through and land a clothes line on Kaige. Kaige quickly gets back up only to meet another clothesline. Kiage gets to his feet and charges at Haystack. He side steps Kaige and throws over the top rope into the cage wall. Glass shattering and the barb wire ripping into the skin of his back. Kaige lays on his back trying to catch his breath. Haystack see’s his opportunity and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He plays to the fans for a brief second and then jumps. He catches Kaige square in the chest with both feet and the weight and pressure forces the wood paneling to break and both men hit the outside floor hard. Both lay there motionless breathing heavily.)

::Jim Coors::
A guy like Haystack flying through the air....

::Bryan Zenn::
Haystack put himself at risk to put the hurting on Kaige there. But could it have been too much.

(Scorpio climbs through the ropes and stands in the ring. Looking puzzled he looks all around but doesn’t see his opponents. He looks at the broken glass and the wood and walks over to holding his head. Seeing Kaige and Haystack laying still and breathing heavily he gets a huge grin over his face. He goes from corner to corner getting on the second rope and playing to the fans. After a minuete of this he starts to spin around holding his arms out to his sides going around the ring.)

::Scorpio::
SURVIVAL OF THE FIT...

(Out of no where Haystack smashs a kendo stick across Scorpio’s face. Then Kaige smashes haystack in the back with a metal baseball bat. Haystack falls off the apron back to the floor and Kaige rolls back into the ring. He drops the metal baseball bat and goes over to the other scaffolding. Grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring next to the other one. Scorpio gets to his feet. Kaige see’s this and nails Scorpio with a clothes line. Picks him up and takes him to the ladders. Slowly he walks Scorpio up the ladders toward the straight jacket. Any sign of resistance from Scorpio and Kaige nails him with for arm to the back. At the top Kaige undoes the Straight jacket from the hook. Kiage gets Scoprio into the straight Jacket without much struggle. He gets the straight jacket back on to the hook and starts hiting Scorpio in the head with lefts and rights totally unaware that Haystack has gotten in the ring with a kendo stick.)

::Peter Piper::
Well this doesn't look pretty for Scorpio Alex...

::Alex...::
Huh? What? Asswipe?

::Jim Coors::
*Begins cracking a new beer.* Yes I can~

(Alexander takes that beer and falls over, but only momentarily as he shakes the cobwebs and alcohol. Meanwhile inside the Asylum Kaige and Haystack have taken to beating Scorpio with alternating blows, each with the kendo stick. Out of nowhere Haystack breaks the stick over Kaige's forehead, then grabs Scorpio and rips him down along with the entire glass ceiling that shatters from the force. Galss falls everywhere, and Haystack just hauls scorpio through the shards, and to the scaffolding. Haystack slams a clublike fist into Haystack's temple before ripping the jacket off, and wrapping Scorpio into a muscle buster positon. He edgeds his way towards the large glass pane, and when in range jerks Scorpio's body thrusting both men from the scaffold to the ring below, through the glass.)

::Jim Coors::
That's it, you're not getting a christmas card...Mister!

::Alex...::
*Slams that beer and says to Jim straight, and you're not gettin a christmas bonus. Also... Haystack is on a roll...

::Bryan Zenn::
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL THAT MOVE!

::Peter Piper::
Relax, Betsy, it's called a muscle twister technically.

(Kaige who had recovered and watched the carnage stares in shock, as the crowd just chants 'EWA!' Kaige grabs Haystack and covers Scorpio with his motionless body, Mike Semen slides into place, and hammers the count.....1.....2.......3!)

>::ELIMINATED - Scorpio::< ::Jim Coors::
Wha? Eliminated? I thought that was it?

::Peter Piper::
No you boob... Three men go in, one comes out...don't you get it?

::Alexander::

No you don't have to kill the other guys....just beat them.

(Kaige raises Haystack's arm and points to the young buck, who is smiling behind a mask of crimson when just like that Kaige launches Haystack into the metal scaffolding and his head bounces off the metal. As Haystack staggers back around Kaige brings his knee down across the back of Haystack's neck, driving his face into the glass shards left from the pane. Kaige damn near falls on Haystack for the cover....1............2..............3.)

::Bryan Zenn::
OH MY NOODLES!!!

::Jim Coors::
What a nightmare for Haystack!

(--{*DING!*DING!*DING!*}--)

::Laura Layne::
Here is your winner....AND FIRST...EVER...EWA...Heavyweight Champion

(The asylum begins to raise as Alexander removes his headphones. Alexander stands and begins clapping, Vic and Davis do the same.)

::Peter Piper::
Oh please...

::PA System::
I wanna get psycho Run you little bitch I want your power glowing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life It's not enough to have a little taste I want the whole damn thing now Can you dig it?

::Laura Layne::
KAIGE!!!

::Jim Coors::
I was sure the rookie had it...

(Mike Semen hands Kaige the belt as he slowly gets to his feet, not fully aware of where the fuck he is, with 70,000 people screaming random shit, but the feel of the cold platinum in his hands brings him at least back to the stratosphere, and he thrusts it high into te air, just before staggering into the ropes as EMT's rush to gather Scorpio, and check on Haystack who is at least moving.)

::Bryan Zenn::
Unbelievable guys...after all the screw overs and spoilers.....Kaige has gotten what he wanted, what he deserved to begin with...Overcoming all...

::Peter Piper::
What the hel is Alexander got to say over there? And what's with that creepy smile?

::Jim Coors::
You were for Scorpio you horse's ass!

(The DoM2K8 logo appears in the bottom corner of the screen as Alexander Caine calls for a mic, and Kaige holds the title towards him laughing. The music cuts out and Alexander smiles, with Davis and Powers Smiling behind him as HalloWicked2K7 goes off air.)

---->THX Adrian