EWA Knockout I - Chicago, Il - 10.22.2K7 --------------------------------------------- [Card] [Match 1] Star Caine Vs Anthony Dunnucci [Match 2] Joey Stilletti Vs Kain Harbinger [Main Event] James Caine Vs Corbin Kaige --------------------------------------------- [outcome] [Match 1] Anthony Dunnucci [Match 2] Joey Stilletti [Main Event] Jon Tees and Haystack Macmillon [================================================] [rez] Alexander Caine appears behind his desk. ::Alexander Caine:: Hello everyone out there in TV land... I'd like to address a few points... First and foremost the show formerly known as Desecration, has been replaced by Knockout. The company that promoted this show, XWA has been replaced by EWA. both of which are companies I own, and make all of the final decisions for, and one of those decisions was to release two members of our roster. You see there's a reason that little boys like Assassin and Infektion will no longer be seen on EWA programming. That reason is because they do not know... how to grow up. It's rather simple really, if you went out there and gave your shot, but you lost... It's because you didn't do a good enough job. That means that you don't bitch and complain and bring down the morale of the locker room by being a little prissy girl. You go out there, and you do your job BETTER. If you still lose, then that just means that no matter what you do that person or thing is just doing what you do... only better. This sport isn't about titles, pride, glory, wins, or losses...this sport is about entertainment. It's about fun. Do we want to win all the time? Of course we do, but is that realistic? Of course not, so to have such expectations is only going to set yourself up for failure... Especially if you're as good as Assassin, and Infektion, then you're not just setting yourself up for failure, you ARE a failure. I digress, the point I am trying to stress, Is that no matter what, in this business, or in life... Just DO YOUR BEST, and win, lose, or DRAW, you CAN find a comforting happiness in the fact that you gave it your best shot. It was just that this night wasn't to be yours. So try try again, so that you may become better. Always strive for betterness...For Excellence, Not perfection. *James Caine steps into the scene with his WWWWF World title* ::James Caine:: And one day... after many years of trying... you become me, and are just That.... Much....Better. *The scene closes out on James Caine and the opening for Knockout begins* ----------------------------------------------------------------- Your television screen is black, and a spotlight begins to scan the darkness, passin by the EWA logo occasionally, before going completely black. Your television sit rests on this black screen only momentarily before "Halo" by SoiL begins playing as the screen begins to show clips of Kaige, Ryan Payne, James Caine, Star Caine, Jon Tees, Joey Stiletti, Anthony Dunnucci, and others in action. The song fades out as the television screen fades to black and an image of your screen being punched out reveals the Knockout logo. The screen reopens to the entry stage beneath the XWA Gi-Screen exploding in pyrotechnics. ::Jim Coors:: HELLO EVERYONE! Welcome to Monday Night Knockout, the show formerly known as XWA Desecration, or to all us here in EWA... ONE BIG JOKE. ::Peter Piper:: Yeah The United Center is packed to the tits and I am prepared to pay semi attention throughout the rest of the show. ::Jim Coors:: We are going to go to ringside where we have Legendary OWF Commetator Nick Burst standing in the ring to make a anouncement. -The camera goes to the center of the ring where Nick Burst stands holding a mic as the crowd chants his name.... The crowd calms down and Nick raises the mic to his lips.- ::Nick Burst:: HELLLLOOOOO CHICAAAGOOO. -The fans roar into a satanic cheer as Nick begins to spin in a small circle in the middle of the ring- ::Nick Burst:: Okay, right now I am supposed to introduce the new President of the EWA. Here he is ladies and gentlemen... "THE MISFIT" SPAZ. ::Jim Coors:: Oh my god... SPAZ IS HERE, SPAZ IS HERE. ::Peter Piper:: Goodbye ratings ::PA System:: I'm living on shattered faith ,The kind that likes to restrict your breath. Never been a better time than this, Suffocate on eternal bliss. -Drain the Blood hits the speaker's as the original punk walks on to the entrance ramp; the fans go into hystarics and watch the legend makes his way to center stage. Spaz is wearing a leather jacket that has "EWA" patched down both sleeves. Spaz cuts the music off by waving his right hand across his throat and makes his way down the ring slapping the occasional fans hand on the way. The Misfit looks at burst who is now slowly gulping as the fear sets in. Spaz climbs in the ring and grabs the mic from Nick's hand. Spaz stands infront of Nick staring him in the eyes as he raises the mic to his face- ::Spaz:: What in the hell was that? -Nick stands confused as he starts to shrug his shoulders - ::Spaz:: I know that you are a little slow in between the damn ears Burst but you know that when you introduce anybody on the roster you should at least say where the are residing... So get that dumbass "I don't know what the hell is going on, " look of your face before I end your damn career as a annoying dip shit that doesn't know when to shut his mouth. -Nick asks for the mic and attempts to take the mic from the newly named co-owner- ::Spaz:: What the fuck do you think your doing Burst? You have something to say? I am pretty sure that my Spaz-Nation doesn't want to here your voice. Infact I think the EWA fans want to see me beat the holy hell out of you for the lack of disrespct you just showed me. -The fans cheer out their encouragment as Nick goes to retrieve a mic from ringside.- ::Peter Piper:: I hope Spaz humiliates Burst, that would be great. I mean it isn't everyday that you get to see a loud mouth prick who gets his ass kicked by a true legend. ::Jim Coors:: Was that Sarcasm Pete? Nevermind....Honstly, I thnk The Misfit is overreacting just a little bit. The introduction was fine... ::Peter Piper:: Fine? You think it's okay to not mention where a co-owner resides? Nick fucked up and he should get what he damn well deserves. ::Jim Coors:: Nick has mic let's see what he has to say about his being wrongfully accused of disrespecting that man Spaz. ::Nick Burst:: Spaz, calm down. I didn't mean any desrespect by my comments I was just looking forward to introducing you back into thie ring and out of retirement, as well as announcing that I've been hired ::Spaz:: (Interrupts Burst by laughing obnoxiously into the mic) You are full of shit Burst and now you can get the hell out of my damn ring. I will reintroduce myself to the EWA fans. -With that Spaz grabs Nick by the arm and swings it around Burst's neck. Spaz holds the legendary commetator in the air and slams him down across his knee and stands as if he just played a last cord to a song.- ::Jim Coors:: THE END, THE END. SPAZ JUST HIT BURST WITH THE END. ::Peter Piper:: Look at the new president as he holds his posse as a true rockstar. -Spaz slowly kicks Burst out of the ring and out the ringside area that has commetator table sitting just infront of him. Nick slowly climbs into an empty chair. He puts on the head phones as he holds his back in pain. Back in the ring Spaz smiles as he starts to pace around the ring.- ::Spaz:: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RESIDING IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON... THE NEW CO-OWNER OF THE EWA "THE MISFIT" SPAZ...Burst that is how it's done so do it right next time or I will come out and give you another beating... But as to why I have returned and accepted the duties that Alex has offered me. I am back to put the ex back into extreme and as my first order of business. I am here to show the world why EWA television is superior to TCW. We are in fact live....right here....in Chicago, Illinois...and coming to you all last night from the Providence center in Providence Rhode Island...was TCW. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ::Spaz:: That's right, and what I have to tell you all right now... just might not shock you... because you haven't seen it yet... but TONIGHT! On Monday Night Mayhem... TCW will award it's world Championship... to none other than EWA star.... Corbin Kaige! Screw-job! Screw-job! Screw-job! ::Spaz:: Yes that is one big screw job by our Kaige, but if that is what he wants to waste his life on, so be it... moving right along to my second act of buisness is to call out Star Caine and Anthony Dunnucci. -Dunnucci and Caine make their way to the ring seperatly. When are both in the ring Spaz shows respect by shacking each of their hands.- ::Nick Burst:: I want to know what the hell is the meaning of this? These two didn't even get their proper introductions. The Misfit is a damn hypocrit. ::Jim Coors:: This has to be important. Spaz has something up his sleeve and the whole world can see that right now. -Spaz lights a smoke and proceeds to blow smoke in the face of both combatants.- ::Nick Burst:: Look at that sign of disrespect. Spaz is a bloody asshole and now the world can see that. -in the ring.- ::Spaz:: Tonight you two will be facing off in a tournment match and I have decided to add an extreme stipulation to your match here tonight... Tonight in this ring it will be you Caine going one on one with Dunnucci in a BROKEN LIMB MATCH. -Spaz drops the mic and exits the ring leaving the fans, Dunnucci and Caine in a state of shock. ::Nick Burst:: It is no suprise that The Misfit has just this match extremly difficult for both of these young man. A Broken Limb Match without any proper preperation can be very dangerous, Spaz has competed in one and knows that in order to win a match like this you need to be mentally ready and Dunnucci and Caine are far from ready. If this is what we have expect from Spaz then we won't have any superstars on the roster. ::Peter Piper:: That Gangrel look alike was right about you burst you can't shut up. ::Nick Burst:: Are you useful in anyway Peter? ::Peter Piper:: I suggest that the fans at home should put their TV's on mute for the duration of this broadcast; because seems to me that Burst won't stop bitching and moaning. ::Jim Coors:: Would you two knock it off the match is about to start and you are giving me a Texas sized headache. -In the ring Dunnucci and Star circle around the ring trying to find a hole. Dunnucci let's his gaurd down and is met with a thunderous clothes line that sends Anthony to the ground. Star begins to show off with his opponent laying on the ground. Star soon forgets that Dunnucci is in the ring and doesn't see him already standing.- ::Peter Piper:: Star is proving how unprepared he is for this match by not following up. Anthony is on his feet and looks pissed off. ::Nick Burst:: The match just started and that kid is already showing off that he has no class. -Dunnucci is now standing behind Star. He swings him around and begins pumbling Caine with left and rights; Star gets backed into the turnbuckle and Anthony unloads with a serious of elbows that has star on dream street. Dunnuci backs off and gives star enough time to slide out of the ring. Star goes down on one knee and pulls a steel chair from underneath the ring. Anthony goes to grab star by the hair and is nailed with the chair, Dunnucci falls to the ground as a small puddle of blood begins to collect on the mat.- ::Jim Coors:: OH MY GOD. Did you hear that shot? Dunnucci has just became one with that steel chair. ::Nick Burst:: I am sure you could of heard that at the Sears Tower. Dunnucci got his bell rung and look at that blood pouring from the skull of Anthony Dunnucci. -Star slides back into the ring and walks to Dunnucci giving the chair a small opening where he will be able to stick a limb into it. Caine procceeds to put the chair on Anthony's arm, Star rushes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He signals for an elbow drop and propells himself into the air upon impact Dunnucci slides his arm out and is able to angle the chair up right. Star crashes into the chair. Dunnucci gets to his feet and looks down at the fallen Caine.- ::Peter Piper:: May I please say " AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF". ::Nick Burst:: You stole my line. ::Peter Piper:: You snooze you lose pussy. ::Jim Coors:: They need to get a medic in their. Star may have broken something. -The EMT's rush to the ring to check on star who has now brought himself up to one knee. They begin to check his ribs and one of the medics that is obviously Spaz dressed up as a doctor calls the referee over and whispers to him. The Ref goes to ringside and rings the bell.- ::Laura Layne:: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH DUE TOO THE FACT THAT STAR CAINE HAS BROKEN RIBS IS ANTHONY DUNNUCCI. ::Nick Burst:: That asshole has no right to come in here and ruin this match. Spaz just ended this match due to broken ribs. Star could of contiued fighting but The Misfit stuck his nose in where it didn't belong and for that Anthony Dunnucci moves onto the second round of the tournement. ::Peter Piper:: I hate you... ::Jim Coors:: A broken bone is a broken bone Nick. Star broke some ribs and that cost him the match. Dunnucci used his head and that is why he won, Star tried rush through this match and he lost because of his impatience. ::Peter Piper:: Spaz came out because he was concerned about Star and he saw that one of his superstars had broken ribs. I am so glad that we have a man that cares so much for the well being of his superstars. ----------------------------------------------------------------- He's Coming... Soon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ::Laura Layne:: Introducing first...Hailing from Staten Island New York... ::Jim Coors:: This man is brutal... After what he did to TJ Sparks... ::Peter Piper:: Before you go off on a lengthy spasm about him let's just suffice to say he got his ass kicked and is no longer wrestling. ::PA System:: So you wanna be a rock superstar...and live large, a big house, five cars, you're in charge. Comin up in the world, don't trust nobody, gotta look over your shoulder constantly. ::Laura Layne:: Standing SIX FEET...five inches tall...He is the Alpha Male.... Joey Stiiiillllleeeetti!!! Stilletti Approaches the ring ignoring fans as he steps through the ropes and awaits Bazza. ::Peter Piper:: Now Pick turds did you catch that? That is how an introduction is given. ::Nick Burst:: Oh shut up. ::PA System:: simple souls overload as i explode data banks cuz the earth & space gave birth to this paleface Otep's 'Battle Ready' begins to play as the lights dim, and Kain rises from beneath the stage wearing his dark cloak. ::Laura Layne:: AAAANNND his opponent, hailing from Purgatory, Hell...... Kain begins to move his way to the ring slowly. He turns his back to the ring and throws his arms to the side with a small explosion from the stage, when seconds later Stilletti smashes into him from behind. (*DING*DING*DING*) ::Nick Burst:: Stilletti not waiting to get this party started! ::Peter Piper:: Did you hear something Jim? Stilletti grabs Kain and hauls him to his feet aand pulls him to the ring, Stilletti nails Kain's face into the apron three times and attempts a fourth, but Harbinger counters, and drives and elbow into Stilletti before rolling him into the ring. ::Jim Coors:: I didn't hear anything Peter. ::Nick Burst:: Oh you guys are a ton of fun, we're gonna have a great time. Kain climbs up on the apron and up to the top rope where he waits for Stilletti to stand. Stilletti gets up quickly, and turns just as Kain leaps with a flying clothesline. ::Nick Burst:: WHOA! That big guy can fly! However Stilletti counters the flying clothesline with a death valley driver planting the Prophet to the mat. Stilletti leans against the ropes a moment. Kain begins to get up when Stilletti kicks him hard in the face. Kain spits blood across the mat, and Stilletti drags the dark prophet to his feet. ::Jim Coors:: That was a vicious kick! ::Nick Burst:: Does EWA have Dental coverage? Stilletti puts a hand behind Kain's head and slams his face so hard into the turnbuckle it spins him around. Stilletti shoves Kain back into the turnbuckls, before sitting Harbinger on the top rope, and hammering couple shots into his chin. Stilletti then throws Kains feet over the top rope, before propping himself on the middle rope. Stilletti grabs Kains underarms and holds him in a reverse cross powerbomb position before leaping to the mat and dropping Kain's jaw across his shoulder. ::Jim Coors:: Oh god damn! ::Peter Piper:: Well that's one way to end a match. Stilletti covers, and Referee Billy Dee Menza drops for the count. ....1 .....2 .....3! (*DING*DING*DING*) ::Laura Layne:: YOUR WINNER...BY WAY OF PINFALL.... Joey....STIIILLLLEEEETTTTTIIIII! ::Nick Burst:: Peter you must be psychic! ------------------------------- [Scorpio Promo] ------------------------------- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>End of Hour 1<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ::Nick:: Alright everyone we're back from commercial and we've got a late breaking update from the office backstage that we're being forced to air to the world.... *The scene is Jason North, and Alexander Caine playing a game of chess.* ::North:: Alexander why did you have him go out there and say that? ::A.Caine:: Enjoy a bag of shush and the show... It's not yet over. ::North:: You know Taylor won the title?? ::A.Caine:: Yea, I know... ::North:: Soooo....Why the HELL DID YOU DO THAT? ::A.Caine:: Jason, buddy...Look you're too predictable... You're a pathological liar... Relax, smoke a joint, drink a beer...oh... and checkmate. *Alexander looks at his watch.* ::A.Caine:: Alright...Perfect timing, you sit here and enjoy your throne... Oh great one. HAHAHA! ::Nick:: They wanted us to air that?? ::Jim:: Strange things happen in EWA. You'll figure that out Nick. ::Peter:: *Is floating above the announce table in a butterfly position as Burst just stares slack jawed and bogey-eyed.* ::Nick:: Apparently... We're being told there will be one more commercial break and that will be the end of the show As we've got.... one.... more.....What the hell kind of Jacked off shit bricks is this? ::Peter Piper.:: I think someone just got a visit from security! ::Nick:: OH NOW THAT JUST FUCKEN TEARS IT! I MADE THAT LINE WITH THIS GUY!!! ::Peter:: I think you need to calm down fat, grey, and bubbly. Y might've made that line, but I once had a hand in making this guy in a fed thank you...that's a very little known fact. The arena goes dark, and a steady drum beat is heard. The Gi-Screen shows Security that should be helping Alexander knocking on James Caine's door. James Opens the door in his James Caine attire; tophat, and trench, then is escorted towards the ring area by the security. ::PA System::: "Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am waiting for disaster" ::Jim:: I swear to god I heard someone say something. ::Laura Layne:: The following contest is an Exhibition Match.....Entering first... From Tempe, Arizona..... Caine walks steadfast through the entryway and the ice cold mist of water down the strip and slides into the ring whiping his top hat into the crowd of screaming fans. ::PA System::: "I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It isn't possible To never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder (Getting away, Getting away, Getting away) " ::Laura Layne:: Weighing in at Two hundred and forty two pounds....James Caine!!!! ::Jim Coors.:: Wasn't he two hundred and Thirty nine last week? ::Peter:: I don't recall...lemme get a pretzel, oh and five on Caine. ::Nick:: HELLO WE NEED TO TALK HERE! ::Peter:: You know you're been bugging me all night... Who in the yellow green sunshine hell are you and what is this WE that you speak of? ::Nick:: US? You, Me, and the beer sweeling boob! ::*Belches*:: JIMMMM! ::Peter:: You know, you and me might just get along. *The song has faded and Caine is leaning on the ropes.* ::PA System:: I wanna get psycho Run you little bitch I want your power glowing, juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life It's not enough to have a little taste I want the whole damn thing now Can you dig it? ::Laura Layne:: And his Opponent.....From Dallas Texas.. The self-proclaimed KING of Extreme, and Meaning of Life......... Kaige!! Caine leans on the ropes and awaits his most recent rival, and friend. ::Nick:: Kaige is finally gonna get him some of that pussywillow Caine... ::PA System:: Need to get psycho wanna hear you say it say, you want it, need it Don't wanna wait until we finish the show It's not enough, you hunger for more You're one twisted little fuck And now you wanna get psycho with me ::Peter:: Oh yea... I'll bet he will. The entire song plays out and still Kaige is nowhere to be found.... James calls for his trenchcoat and retrieves a cigarette as the song begins to start over, and the scene cuts to commercial. ----------------------------------------------------------------- WaTcH yoUR bACk... ----------------------------------------------------------------- *We return from Commercial to find James Caine still alone in the ring, with a half smoked Marlboro Menthol hanging from his mouth. He removes the cigarette and calls for a mic after Alexander notifies James that Kaige was not found in the building and has called in......apparently ..... sick.* ::James:: Wait a minute....You mean to tell me that mother fucker.... After all his great talk about being grown men....HE CAN"T EVEN SHOW UP FOR THE FRIENDLY LITTLE EXHIBITION MATCH? Because he feels EWA's roster is too small? Oh boy I'll bet he's gonna feel really fucking dumb when he wakes up next week with his dick in one hand and a chili dog he got with his last fifty cents in the other.... ::Alexander:: James I really wouldn't sa ::Jim:: So who's getting what now? ::James:: No, No Shut the fuck up Little buddy... This is MY show right now. I'm your main eventer now... You know I bet with all the Caine's in this building he was just pissin his panties because the 'MAN' you rested that title upon is too afraid to face ME. Basically AC... your birthday boy decided to just...not show up for his own birthday fu~ ::PA System:: Soooooooouth Siiiiiiide! yeah yeah Stack Mack all my people that stayed down, one love Those who didn't (Ha Ha) ::Tees:: You know.... I was backstage ten seconds listening to you run your nouth before I realized that the only reason Kaige didn't want to come in here was because he didn't want to have to listen to you speak. You don't know when to shut the fuck up! ::Piper:: Nick!! Did you know you're contagious. ::Nick:: I think it's a gene. ::Jim:: I could've swore I heard someone say something. ::Tees:: Kaige was out in the parking lot before the show... But he wasn't pissing his panties in fear of you. He was being hell bent on a rage because the owner Jason North made his predictable TAYLOR MADE CHAMPION finish on him....He decided he was gonna take it out on you....but instead.... He actually phoned in a last minute stipulation... Your EXHIBITION Match...become a GARBAGE Match! I was on my way to speak with Alexander here because I'm a man of opportunity, and I just happened to be heading through the lot... when I seen an opportuniy ::James:: Do you have some kind of point, tall blonde, and pretty? ::Tees:: I'm getting to it...You're man Kaige...didn't PUSS OUT... HE GOT TOOK OUT! And maybe next time you'll make sure your stoner president stays until the end of the show... *Tees lifts a panel from the stage revealing a chained Kaige, and Vigilante both badly beaten and bloodied.* ::Nick:: Do you guys have a clue what's going on? ::Tees:: I'm coming for the EWA Title, and there's no one gonna stand in my way! ::James:: Whoa whoa whoa...hit the brakes pretty boy. I hate to burst your greasy little bubble, but if you think I'm not gonna beat your ass for denying me my match with Kaige... you got another thing coming. So allow me to correct your choice of speech...I'M... gonna stand in your way. ::Peter / Jim:: Not the foggiest / Nuh-Unh ::Tees:: Yea? If Kaige wasn't afraid of you... why should I be? You're an easy mark... ::Alexander:: James....Look.....I really wouldn't keep this~ ::James:: Shut it Alex! If I'm so damn easy... why don't you come up into this ring and show me just... how.....Eas~ **Caine backs into Scorpio and stops dead in his tracks, as he has backed himself into something hard and round directly between his shoulders. Caine's faceturns to a look of driven hatred, as he steps foreward and quickly turns to attack but is struck down at the knees. Scorpio Grabs the same leg he just blasted and locks in a single leg crab and plants his knee firmly in Caine back and bends the leg at the knee.* **Tees approaches the ring just in time as Scorpio releases Caine. Tees stands Caine as Scorpio places a chair againt the bottom turnbuckle. Tees nails Caine with a 'Hole in One', and drags Caine to the bottom turnbuckle. Tees steps back and turns to fire his foot into the second chair Scorpio has placed on Caine's head.* ::Peter:: This can not be good... Caine has been set up for a Nightmeare on Tees street. *Tees steps forward to kick the chair into Caine's skull, but Scorpio beats him to it. Tees stop and just smiles, before he drags Caine forth, and covers him with a foot. When Haystak Macmillon runs down to the ring and places a foot on the fallen Caine in the center of the ring. (*DING*DING*DING*) ::Peter Piper:: What the fuck? *Referee Mike Semen slides in for the cover in the center of the ring ....1 ....2 .....3!* (*DING*DING*DING*) ::Nick Burst:: Okay this is all just fucked up... what just happened? ::Jim Coors:: There'll be some MAJOR EXPLAINING TO DO AT THE PAY PER VIEW GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! *Scorpio just stands back and stares at the carnage, As the logo appears and the show fades out. *