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All Nite Action will be once again airing on The Foxx Networks. After a long hiatus, and the recent return of AW's All Nite Action, The Foxx Networks have contacted Alexander Caine. No word as of yet as to what the terms and conditions are, or the length of the contract. All that I, and those of the AW world know is that All Nite Action 8 will undoubtedly air next Friday on The Foxx Networks.
Ben Morrigan, AW's former company face, has been unavailable for comment since he made his oh-so-brief appearance on All Nite Action 7. Ben Morrigan's disappearance leaves a large vacancy for the role of the company face. Everyone already knows the name Anarchy Wrestling, but who will step up to be the face? Rumor backstage suggests that multiple superstars are vying for the spot.
One such superstar is William Barstow, aka The Diablo Slayer. Fresh off of his split-decision victory over Mesterio Raine. Mr. Barstow has not been reached for comment on this, however it is known that in the coming months he will be taking a leave of absence.
This knowledge of TDS leaves a large grin on Mesterio Raine's face. Mesterio has been heard backstage saying he will "UNDOUBTEDLY" be the next Face of AW.
When I asked Mesterio's younger brother Devlin if he had any plans on attempting to become the next face of AW, he only replied, "HI MOM!" before flirting with my secretary, and taking her home in a stretched out Mercedes McLaren Roadster along with what appeared to be several, (when I say several, I mean easily over thirteen) other women, and possibly one to two other males. Why do these superstars never invite me to their celebration parties? Erik Dafoe walked past me overheaing my 'out-loud thought' and only had this to say: "Maybe you should ask sometime?"
In other news, A.N.A. 8 is shaping up to be a bombshell of a night. With Alex Caine making an undisclosed announcement (Could he possibly name the next face? Or will he instead just ramble on incoherently boring the audience to starvation?), Eddie Stitchard's debut of his 'Highlight Reel' or as it is being dubbed, 'The Stitch'. Interesting monikier
for a highlight reel. I myself happen to think it rather ingenious. (Think stitches here folks.)
Rumor has it that John Yuma is in talks with Jeff Jackson to 'OFFICIALLY' re-sign the Hardcore King.
The W-B-E-M-J I-N-C-A scare is apparently over as the letters have mysteriously vanished from AW programming , and site. All I can say on that is that... well... What the shit was all that all about anyway?
The "outsider" has revealed himself, for those who missed Sunday Morning's Asylum, to indeed be Jason North. Rumor has been circulating the net since Pre-Noitcerusser two, but it is now official. What does he want? What is he planning? All that is known as of this moment, at least by me, is that he wants 'his crew' (aka The Justice League...what a shitty name, like wiping twice with the same sheet of toilet paper,) to hold all the gold Anarchy has to offer. North himself has openly announced that he wants Yuma's Job. Obviously current General Manager, John Yuma, is none too pleased about this, and is indeed formulating his attack plans as I write this.
Lastly before I tell you all to stay tuned, I would like to ask, WHO THE HELL IS THE MYSTERY GUY RUNNING AROUND KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT? AND COULD YOU STOP IT? ITS GETTING OLD, AND ANNOYING!
Stay tuned (I told ya so.) for more updates next week regarding this week's action, and more.
Your Favorite Jackson,
-Marcus