:Peter Piper: Ladies and gentlemen we're here at the Jobing.com arena, and Jim, I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but we've got Jon Tees, Hardcore Jono, and Mr. Crowlie in the ring to start this show off. Jim...what the hell can you make of this?
:Jim Coors:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
BEER!
:'Brilliant' Bertram Perry: I'm not even sure what to make of it, and I know everything. I do know the last time we seen Tees like this a dominating team was formed in EWA. Destruction Inc. Tees has one hell of an eye for talent.
:Peter: Who the hell is this guy?
:Bertram: I'm the Brilliant One Bertram Perry, and Alex hired me this afternoon.
:Jim: You mean we have another guy again?
:Bertram: Aren't we all astute?
~~~Jon Tees is indeed in the ring with Hardcore Jono, and Mr. Crowlie. Jono is leaning in a corner where Night sits atop the turnbuckle. The crowd slowly hushes as Tees brings the microphone towards his mouth.
:Tees:
HELLO GLENDALE!
:Tees:
I'm not supposed to be in the ring, I'm supposed to be standing in the corner, or up in that skybox with my co-owner Alex. But unlike that little pussyfart, I prefer to be in the center of the action. I like being around the wrestlers I pay damn good money to. I like to get to know some of the guys I'm paying who come out here week in and week out and break themselves for all of you fans.
:Bertram: Oh please these guys haven't had to face anyone with any amount of skill yet. Hell Surreal there may end up being the first man in AW history to not defend the Iron Man title at an event the way this sounds.
:Peter: His name is Suriel, you twit.
:Bertram: With an outfit like that I wasn't sure he was real.
:Tees:
Now I won't take too much time from your action here, even thugh we at AW like to bring it ALL NIIGGGHHT LONG. But i have a little movie to play for you all.
:Peter: Oh smart guy...Did you bring the popcorn?
:Jim: I brought the beer.
:Bertram: Are you talking to me Curly?
:Peter: You did say you were the smart one right?
:Bertram: Brilliant Pecker Popper, Brilliant.
:Peter: Well this explains why I got a raise.
~~~A Video package airs on the Anarchy Gi-Screen from the arena's parking lot securtiy cameras. A limosuine pulls up and the scene switches to an on foot cameraman. The camera man zooms in on a window that rolls down revealing Hardcore Jono. Jono presses a button on his door as he exits the limo, The camera moves to the back windows and we see Egg Fu attempting to break through the glass. Suddenly, a giant wrcking ball enters the scene and smashes the side of the limo sending it flying onto it's roof.The ball lifts and then comes down across the center of the undercarriage, crushing the car a second time. The camera man turns the camera and aims at the large construction machine t reveal Suriel Night. Night Smiles, as the cameraman cuts to black.
:Peter: .... Wow...
:Bertram: They elimintaed their competition. That was a hostility I've never seen in my six years of calling matches, and I've seen some pretty hostile things, like this one time....
:Peter: That's great blondie, nobody cares.
:Jim: Was that a wrecking ball?
:Tees:
As yu can see those, racist, redneck, hickabilly F***s, have been taken out... Literally.
~~~Jono grabs the mic from Tees.
:Jono:
That's right, and they won't be coming back for a while, which I'm sure doesn't bother anyone here, seeing as nobody liked them anyway.
~~~Tees takes the mic back and looks at Jono with a mean stare for a second.
:Tees:
But that's not even what's important.
:Peter: How is that not important? We just lost four roster members.
:Bertram: Because they were useless roster members, that's how.
:Tees:
What's important is that seeing as I can't really give my No Limit title to anyone, I've decided to pull a trump card, and give these two fine athletes, the ability to win the Chaos Theory Championships. I will be taking names of whoever wants to face these two in tag-team competition in my office all week. At the nd ofo the week, I will choose one of the teams, and on August 12th. Right here, in Glendale Arizona... Four men, maybe more, will fight it out for the Chaos Theory championships...on All Nite Action 2!
:Bertram: Whaddya think about that Pete?
:Peter: Where Tees is concerned I try not to.
:Jim: zzzzz....z....zzz.zzzzz....zzzzzzz
:Bertram: Is he asleep?
:Peter: Just leave him alone.
~~~Night grabs a mic, and hops off the turnbuckle.
:Night:
Anarchy Wrestling... Send us your A-list, but make noo mistake about it, come the end of the second All Nite Action... I will be the first competitor in our companies history, to hold TWO Championships. This Iron Man title, and one half of the Chaos Theoory championships. Deal with it.
~~~Night drops the mic as the PA punches out "Die Mother fucker die. " and the three start to leave the ring. When the PA System starts blasting out "Devil without a Cause" by Kid Rock. Tees, and his followers stop in their tracks and Tees looks slightly afraid knowing full well that the song playing was formerly James Caine's, when Alex Caine steps ouot onto the entry way, and makes his way to the podium setup on the side.
:Jonathon James Alexander Caine:
GLENDAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Alex:
Alright, first off Tees, I don't appreciate the name calling, you know as well as I do I have no problem getting into the action. Secondly, If you think those two boys are gonna have an easy victory you can think again, because I'd like to introduce to you... Your opponents for ANA 2...RRRRRRRRAAAAZZZEEE and RRRRRRUUIINNNNN, aka ERADICATION!
~~~"Die Eier von Satan" by Tool plays and two men with spiked football pads and painted faces step through the curtain to a mixed reaction.
:Alex:
and if you think for one damn second you're gonna have it that easy to keep your Iron man title Night. I'm offering ANYONE...ANYWHERE the ability to walk into this arena next week, and if they can make you submit, or pin you... Well obviously you lose that belt. But it doesn't stop there, Suriel... Oh no, Next week that belt is going to have a 24/7 stipulation on it's shining plate. Now why don't the three fo you get the hell out ofo here, and start planning on how you're going to come anywhere close to beating these two. Actually Tees... All our disagreements aside here....Congratulations on being the secoond member of the first class...of entrants to the Anarchy Wrestling Hall of Fame!
~~~Alex points to Raze and Ruin who throw their arms in the air and part of the crowd cheers yet again, and the scene cuts to a brief commercial.