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Live from: Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, AZ Sunday, July 13th, 2008 - 8:00 GMT 'Down and Out' by Tantric :Peter Piper: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Anarchy Wrestling's second pay per view event, and we are packed to the tits yet again- :Jim Coors: HAAAA-ZAAAAAAI'M JIMMY COORS AND I GOT BEER! WHO'S READY TO GET IT STARTED!? :Piper: Yes, this is my moronic broadcast partner, and beer guzzling buffoon, Jim Coors who apparently gets his scripts from Scott Kidd. For those who don't know, I'm Peter Piper, and I'm being told we have some action backstage... [The Ring Announcer is set to begin the match but a ruckus causes the cameras to pan backstage, the camera quickly catches a struggle, Tee's and Jono have the Kernal in there clutches, the Kernal is squirming trying to free himself.] :Kernal K.: Let me go dag nabit, my boys will beta ... [Tee's tosses the old man back into the wall and on the recoil Jono lifts the 60+ year old and slams him head first into a trash can. As the Kernal begins kicking and trying to escape Rustus Runs up crying poppa. Tee's wastes no time by wasting Rustus aswell, Tee's grabs a near by Chair and cracks Rustus right across the face with the cold steel.] :Coors: HAHA! :Piper: He'll feel that later. :Coors: He's feelin it now. [Jono and tee's look down with a smile as Rustus lays there busted wide open, his blood rolling down his face, but the joy doesn't last as from down the hall emerges Egg and Junior. The two see what has happened to there brother and father, Junior yells out " what the F(BEEP) and the two brothers charge in. Jono and Tee's charge in as well, the two parties meet with a crash in the middle of the hall, the fists begin flying as they brawl back and forth. Both sides hold their own as they brawl through the entrance into the arena. The fans cheers as the fight spills over into the crowd. They brawl back and forth some more before Junior irish whips Tee's into the rail, the crowd erupts as Junior signals for a running lariat, and as the massive man rushes at a dazed Tee's he lets out a battlecry, but it is for naught as Tee's rolls to safety and Junior flies over the rail and onto the padding by ringside.] :Piper: On a plain... in a war... Screaming at the other guy might work. :Coors: Obviusly it doesn't here... [Jono and Tee's then begin to double team Egg but the big man fights back laying Jono out with a short range clothesline. As Egg turns Tee's catches him with a big Boot and again Jono and Tee's begin double teaming Egg, As egg lays on the ground attempting to rise he gets the boots laid to him. However that’s until from no where a, man wearing a hoodie holding a mason jar steps up spits what appears to be moonshine into Tee‘s face. As Big Daddy Tee's rubs his eyes in pain the hooded man cracks the Jar right over Jono's face.] [The crowd cheers as the Hooded man pulls off his hood to reveal himself as Juan K. As the crowd craves more and more mayhem they egg Juan on slapping him on the chest and back, Juan smiles and obliges. He lifts up a now bloody Jono and tosses him over the rail. Juan again lifts up Jono, but this time into a vertical suplex, but at the last second he tosses Jono forward, ribs first onto the guard rail.] [Juan celebrates by climbing the turnbuckle and playing to the crowd, an as he does this he ignores the crowds warning as Tee's from behind grabs him and Bam! from the 2nd rope into the middle of the ring with a burning hammer"] :Piper: TEES DRIVER! :Coors: THE BELL HASN'T EVEN RUNG! *DING*DING*DING* :Coors: Oh there it is. [The bell finally sounds and the ref makes it into the ring, Tee's covers the down Juan for the pin...............1...........2- Junior makes the save. Junior then begins to land heavy blow after blow onto tee's back. Junior then lifts up Tee's a rather large man in his own right, right onto Juniors shoulders. Junior lets out a grunt and lifts Tee's up inyo a military press the into a shoulder powerslam. The ring shakes from this major impact and Junior goes for the pin.........1................2.........KICK OUT !] :Piper: Two near falls there. :Coors: We may need a new ring by the end of the night. [By this Time Jono is back, he srpingboards off the ropes onto a unexpecting Junior. Jono lands a knee right into the back of Juniors head and begins ramming knee strike after knee strike once Junior is on the mat. Just as things seem done for the K klan Egg rolls into the ring and charges in at Jono, Jono easily side steps and goes for a spinning wheel kick but Egg catches him and slams him to the mat with a samoan drop.] :Piper: Jono is the smallest guy in the ring... :Coors: And he's not all that small either. :Piper: ... I question your sexuality. :Coors: Just watch Jono get squished right here... [Egg Readies for the Banzai Drop but Tee's from off camera runs in with a clothesline. As Tee's stands tall Juan from the top rope dive sin for a crossbody, tee's however catches Juan and with a toss sends Juan out of the ring with a fall away slam. but it's not over yet as Rustus makes his way to the ring, The least skilled son of the Kernal enters the ring to protect the family honor. As Rustus stand right in tee's path Tee's laughs and raises his fist to finish Rustus, but Rustus drops to his knees and grabs Tee's right by the balls. Tees falls backwards in pain as Rustus clinches tighter.] :Coors: Well there goes Little Tees. :Piper: Nah... He'll just be a little brain damaged. :Coors: Says a lot considering Tees has the IQ of a Hinson. :Piper: What the hell is a Hinson? :Coors: I dunno but it sounded like something really dumb. :Piper: It was... and so are you. [The pain shoots over Tee's face as he rains punch after punch onto Rustus until Rustus lets go, he falls back and Tee's Drags him up for a finishing powerbomb, Rustus lays knocked out as Tee's taunts the crowd. As Tee's turns he gets caught by a heavy shoulder block from Junior. and as Junior turns Jono springs from the top turnbuckle. As Junior turns Jono catches him with a perfect cross body and into the cover...1....2...3!] :Piper: It was over just as fast as it had started... :Coors: Wow...I'm shocked... *DING*DING*DING* :Laura Layne: Here are your Winners... Hardcore Jono, and Jon Tees! |
