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Live from: Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, AZ Sunday, July 13th, 2008 - 8:00 GMT 'Down and Out' by Tantric :Piper: Well, its about time for the main event I'm really looking forward to this one and if it lives up to the hype it has the potential to be a match of the year candidate. :Coors: For once I agree, this match looks great on paper with James Caine taking on Legion and Jeff Jackson for the Number One contendership. [Shots of James Caine, Legion and Jeff Jackson are all shown walking backstage on a spilt screen and headed toward the ringside area. Nothing happens with Caine and Jackson they simply continue on their path toward the entrance area, but something seems uneasy with the shot of Legion as though you are expecting something awful to happen to him. Sure enough it does, as Legion is coming close to the gorilla area a crazed fan jumps out of nowhere and smashes a whiskey bottle right in Legion's face. Legion falls to the ground and security tackles the fan and arrest him, emt's rush to attend to Legion who is bleeding like a stuck pig.] :Coors: Oh My God! Did you see that? That lunatic just broke that glass bottle right in Legion's face that glass had to have gotten into Legion's eye and in his forehead it just had to there's no way it didn't. :Piper: Who cares? Legion had no shot at winning this thing anyway, Jay Caine is walking out of this one with the victory, I'd place a rather large sum of money on that one Jimbo. [A further shot of Legion being helped to the infirmary is shown, he keeps screaming "My eye.. There's glass in my eye."] ['Orgasmatron' by Motorhead hits and James Caine makes his way out to a full cheers. Caine rushes toward the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.] :Laura Layne: Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is the main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall and is for the Number One contendership, on the way to the ring from Tempe Arizona and weighing in at Two-Hundred and Twenty-two and one half pounds. AW's Resident Psychopath....'Psychosis'...James... Caine. [Caine does one of his taunts after his name is called.] :Laura Layne: And his opponent from Halifax, Nova Scotia and weighing in at Two-Hundred and Forty-Five Pounds AW's hardcore Hero... Jeff "The Killer" Jackson! ['Ten Thousand Fists' by [Disturbed] Plays and Jeff Jackson makes his way out also to a mixed reaction. He stumbles down the aisle appearing somewhat drunk, and enters the ring with little fan fair in terms of posing or anything else.] :Coors: Jeff Jackson appears under the influence of something. :Piper: He sure is, he's under the influence of being terrified to death of James Caine. He just needed some liquid courage before the man started. [Jackson continues stumbling around the ring in a drunken manner. drawling the Ire of many a fan who paid to see a quality match and who already feel cheated by Legion's absence. The bell rings and for some stupid reason Jackson decides to climb the top turnbuckle and do a taunt he normally would have performed when entering the ring before the match started. As a result Jackson falls off and head first on the mat.] :Coors: I'M NOT EVEN THAT DRUNK.....yet. :Piper: Keyword...yet. [Jackson stumbles to his feet and sticks out his hand looking for help from James, Caine obliges and leads Jackson into a false sense of security he follows it up with a vicious DDT.] *DING*DING*DING* [Caine then begins brutally kicking Jackson in the head with some stiff shots as the fans cheer. Caine goes outside of the ring and grabs a Kindo stick from a fan at ringside, he comes back in and brutally assaults Jackson with it, hitting him in the arm, face, legs and head. Jackson seems defenseless on the mat merely making attempts to get into a sitting position much less gaining the ability to get up.] :Piper: This match is a lot more one sided than I thought it would be. :Coors: It sure is, it seems less and less likely that Jeff Jackson will fight back or that Legion will make it out here. :Piper: From where I sit it looks like this will be an easy night of work for James Caine. [Caine pauses to retrieve a chain from beneath the ring and wraps it around his fist, he punches the defenseless Jeff Jackson with this chain repeatedly drawling blood in the process. Jackson's face quickly turns into a crimson mask and he hasn't gotten in a shred of offense this entire match. Caine drills Jackson in the head with the chain repeatedly just for sport knowing full well he could put Jackson away at any given time.Caine drags Jackson over to the corner and places him on the bottle turn buckle. He begins to stomp a mud hole in Jackson and chokes him with his boot once he's done, the ref warns Caine but can do nothing as anything pretty much goes in this match. Caine sets Jackson up and easily connects with a frog splash off the top rope. Jackson does nothing other than convulse somewhat on the mat following the impact. Caine goes for the first cover of the night. 1.....2...Kick out!] :Coors: *Belch* :Piper: Exscuse you... Miraculous Kickout by Jeff. :Coors: Fanks. :Piper: Its only a matter of time before Caine pins Jackson again... Jackson hasn't done shit yet in this match other than show up drunk as a skunk. Jeff Jackson should be ashamed of himself and better yet he should be fired!! there's no place for this kind of crap in Anarchy Wrestling. :Coors: Then how am I still working here? :Piper: You're supposed to be drunk, you're not entertaining otherwise. [Just as those words are spoken by the announcers Jackson counters Caine and catches him with a closeline. Caine gets knocked back into the corner and Jackson begins firing away with some vicious rights and lefts. Jackson appears to no longer be drunk as he catches Caine in a death valley driver and gives off a look of intensity toward the fans. Jackson fires Caine into the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the face, Caine goes down and Jackson connects with a moonsault. Jackson goes for the cover. 1...2-Kick Out] [Easy Kick out by Caine as Jackson attempts a second rope leg drop but Caine moves and Jackson injuries his knee. Caine attacks the knee with everything he's got,elbows, kicks and knee drops, he applies a spinning toe hold and attempts a submission the ref ask Jackson if he gives it up and he gives a clear "No" Caine applies a figure four in the center of the ring, Jackson struggles to reach the ropes, he finally does and turns the hold over, Caine is forced to released due to the pressure now effecting him. The crowd starts up a chant of "Legion" and "We want Legion" Caine quickly applies a chin lock on Jackson again in the center of the ring, Jackson powers out and nails a jaw breaker on Caine. Caine grabs his jaw obviously and appears to be spitting out blood.Jackson goes outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He brings it back in and attempts a drop toe hold on the chair however its refused by Caine into a face plant. Jackson rolls around on the mat in agony as Caine grabs the chair and smashes Jackson in the head with it. Jackson falls to the ground with a thud as Caine begins jamming the chair into Jackson's ribs.] :Coors: Caine is a nasty son of a bitch. :Piper: He does what he needs to do to win. [Caine places Jackson's already injured leg in between the chair and climbs up to the top rope he jumps off with the full weight of his body landing on the chair. And likely breaking Jackson's ankle. Caine applies a standing ankle lock and seems as though he's going to get a submission when Legion's music plays, Legion makes his way out with a blood soaked bandage wrapped around his head and obvious pieces of glass sticking out of parts of his skull. The fans cheer loudly and chant Legions name, its as though they've forgotten that some psycho nearly caused Legion to miss this match. Caine meanwhile locks in the ankle lock tighter attempting to gain the submission win before Legion is able to make it into the ring.Legion clears house on Caine and Jackson beating the crap out of both of them. He sends Jackson over the top rope and out to the floor and spears Caine into the corner the crowd erupts into cheers as Legion nails a variety of shoulder blocks on Caine in the corner. Legion goes to the outside and pulls Caine down from behind, he crotches Caine on the steel ring post by pulling him towards him and driving Caine's groin into the post.] :Coors: OWWIES! That looked uncomfy. He ain't having kids after that. :Piper: He's already got a son, his ex-wife just doesn't let him see him. [Legion lands three back to back DDT's on Caine on the arena floor. He rolls Caine back into the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. Legion sets up the table and proceeds to dump an entire can of gasoline on the table. The crowd cheers loudly at this as they know where he is going, Legion lights a match and tosses it on the table which ignites in flames. Legion grabs Jeff Jackson and James Caine and sets both men up in the corner, he manages to set it up so that Caine has Jackson in a power bomb position and Legion has Caine in the same position, he leaps off the top rope power bombing both opponents and himself through the flaming tables.] :Coors: OH MY God! Are they dead? :Piper: You'd think so but to these three sick sons of bitches something like that is like taking an arm drag. [Legion doesn't appear to be done just yet. He grabs the gas Can again and begins pouring a great deal of it on Jeff Jackson's left leg Legion screams out "Feel my pain bitch!" and Lights another match setting Jackson's leg on fire. Jackson screams in agony and makes a desperate attempt to put the fire out before it reaches his crotch area. He succeeds but is subsequently kicked in the crotch by Legion. Jackson lays on the mat screaming in pain and trying desperately to get back up, his pant legs have been burned away and his leg appears to be badly burned.] :Coors: I don't know how Jeff Jackson can continue after this the ref should consider stopping this thing. :Piper: People paid good money to see this Coors take a chill pill. [Legion Grabs a steel chair and runs off the ropes he jumps down full force with his ass sending the chair had down across Jackson's face. Legion sets the chair back up again and does an "Earthquake splash" using the chair to add to the impact of the move and goes right into a pinning combination on Jackson.] :Coors: That's got to be it. [1.......2.....James Caine, who was ouotside grabbing a bundle of light tubes, breaks up the pin by cracking Legion in the back of the head with one of the light tubes. Caine attempts a cover of his own on Legion...1....2....Kick out! Legion manages to escape. Caine becomes frustrated and takes his frustration out on Jeff Jackson by biting at his ear. Jackson gets Caine off but Caine comes right back again and bites the ear of Jackson.] :Coors: James Caine is just plain sick.. He's trying to intentionally bite Jeff Jackson's ear off. :Piper: The man's hungry he probably hasn't eaten all day. Besides Jeff started it. [Caine continues the assault and goes right back to biting Jackson's ear. Jackson is pretty much defenseless at this point. He tries to get Caine off but every time he does Caine comes back again. Finally Jackson manages to punch Caine in the face and Caine bites one of his fingers as though he's trying to rip it clean off. Caine goes out and grabs a guitar from a fan, he brings it in and plays a couple of cords of various songs, Caine then proceeds to set up Jeff Jackson and breaks the guitar over Jackson's head. Jackson falls back to the ground and Caine covers him. 1....2- Legion Breaks up the pin attempt by connecting with a leg drop down across Caine. Legion rolls Caine over and attempts a cover of his own....1.....2...Kick out by Caine.] :Coors: They all want to win this! :Piper: Wouldn't you? :Coors: Wouldn't I what? Want more beer? Of couorse I do, but I ran...hey sweet this guy behind me just gave me a beer. :Piper: I need a sign that says don't inebriate the Jim. [Jackson climbs to the top rope and connects with a double foot stomp across the chest of Caine, he can't follow up due to his man injuries so he just slumps over. Caine goes over to Jackson and repeatedly kicks him in the ribs and in his injured leg. Caine then grabs Legion and attempts to gauge his eyes out by sticking his fingers into the sockets. Legion fights Caine off and connects with an inverted DDT. Legion again attempts a cover. 1....2......3~Kick out at the last second by Caine] :Piper: Close ass call for James there. [Jeff Jackson sets up a glass table that Legion inadvertently brought into the ring previously with the table he set on fire. Jackson manages to set it up but barely before falling back to the ground. Legion and Caine double team Jackson and nail a double power bomb putting Jackson through the glass table as though he hasn't suffered enough.] :Coors: Man... I feel bad for Jeff Jackson he's gone through not one but two tables in a single match one of them was on fire and the other glass. :Piper: I don't Jackson should have known what he was getting himself in for here. [Legion then turns and picks up a light tube left from the bundle Caine earlier grabbed and as Caine turns bashes it straight across his cheek. Knocking Caine face first into more glass from the table. Legion stands and discards Caine over the top rope before pulling Jackson to the center of the ring. Jackson is now a broken and bloody mess. Legion is about to either finish Jackson off or simply cover him, when all of a sudden a mysterious masked man makes his way out of the crowd.] :Coors: Who the hell is that? :Piper: I don't know but he's headed right for the ring. [Legion doesn't see the man who entered the ring and whacks Legion in the back of the head with a tire iron. Legion falls to the ground but the man isn't done yet, he picks Legion up and choke slams him outside of the ring through a table that's been left there conveniently. The man picks Legion up and nails him with a black hole slam on the hard concrete floor. He picks Legion up an additional time and choke slams him right on the steel steps and then power bombs him on the guard rail. Legion appears to be out and this man appears to be attempting to intentionally injure Legion and put him out for good. The man drags Legion into the ring and places him right in the center, he goes out and grabs a huge ladder and sets it up. He climbs the ladder and delivers a massive splash with the entire force of his seemingly 400lbs girth down on top of the already severely injured Legion. Legion begins going into convulsions as he does this cruel man kicks him in the head repeatedly.] :Coors: Legion's got to be dead no one could survive that. [The Masked man turns to Caine who has no idea where the hell he's at, then grabs Jackson, throwing him back first atop the fallen Legion. The masked man turns to the madman, and helps him to his feet.] :Piper: Why is that guy helping Caine? :Coors: ....Iunno. :Piper: This has to be a payoff, or a setup. [Caine starts to shake free some cobwebs, and pulls a piece of glass frm his face. When the masked man points too his opponents. Caine suddenly gets a clear look at the man's face and explodes out of the corner with a lariat on the man. He begins hammering away on the masked man, before realizing that he's not the opponent.] :Piper: DAMN! Caine was so punch drunk he forgot which match he was in! [Caine looks around and then back to the masked man and stands, backing away frm the downed man as though he had seen a ghost.] :Piper: Who the hell is that masked guy! :Coors: HOLY SHIT! :Piper: What? :Coors: That's Kain Harbinger! :Piper: Are you stoned? Kain Harbinger was killed in front of us by Morrigan. :Coors: I swear to god, That's Kain Harbinger! I was there when Kain debuted in UWC and that was the man who walked to the ring. [The masked man who resembles the original incarnation of Kain Harbinger rolls himself and his now dented mask to the arena floor, as James rubs his head and supports himself in the corner. Near the center of the ring, Jackson shoves Legion's dead weight aside and begins to stand. As he reaches his feet, and turns James explodes from the corner with a superkick, knocking Jackson back atop Legion. Caine falls to a knee, and pulls himself to drop an arm over the pile of bodies....1...2...3!] *DING*DING*DING* :Coors: No! Not like this. :Piper: I told you Caine would win lets get the official word. :Laura Layne: Ladies and Gentlemen!!! The winner and new number one contender 'Psychosis'... James... Caine!!! [Caine's music plays as he celebrates in the ring barely able to stand under his own power. The crowd is giving him a standing ovation as Emt's attend to Jackson and Legion as the show fades out with Caine standing tall in victory.] Anarchy Wrestling (c)2008 ~~Credits~~ ____________________ -Alexander Caine -Jon Tees -Takeshi Akino -V |
