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Live from: Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, AZ Sunday, July 13th, 2008 - 8:00 GMT 'Down and Out' by Tantric :Coors: Holy Frito-Lays and Corn chips Peterman! It's ALEC FLEMING! :Piper: Really?...Wait...God how do I put up with you. :Coors: Look he's right there on the Gi-Screen...wait... I thought I was the alky? :Piper: Yes you are. [Alec Fleming is indeed upon the AW Gi-Screen sitting in the front row. Alec notices that he's being pictured on the monitor and looks into the camera.] :Alec: I'm NUMBER ONE! No Loser in this arena even compares to me. :Piper: ...umm Did he just say No one in this arena compares to him? :Alec: I am the single greatest wrestler in this arena! [Alec is waving as the crowd gives a mixed reaction when a hand comes into the shot, tapping Alec on the shoulder. Alec turns to a man wearing a hoodie as the shot pans back to reveal him. Alec's face betrays his confidence a moment earlier as the man removes the hood.] :Coors: ACE JERRICHO! :Piper: Thank you captain Obvious. [Fleming regains his composure and tries to laugh it all off] :Alec: Ha, ha...What a riot, that still doesn't change a damn thing, I'm still the single Greates- [Ace says nothing and simply balls up his fist, reaches back, and asserts himself into Alec's face knocking him straight into the lap of an eighty-five year old woman who is accompanying her thirteen year old grandson to the show. Popcorn is everywhere as the crowd cheers, and Ace throws his hands in the air, before giving Alec the bird as Alec angrily rubs his jaw. Security moves towards him, but Ace simply flips them off and walks the other way.] :Piper: Well I don't know what the hell that was about but I have a sneaky suspicion that was all part of a certain puppeteer's plans. :Coors: I like puppets. :Piper: I'm sure you do, let's get on to our next match. |
