Hello, XWF fans and haters alike! Welcome to another staggeringly entertaining promo by the most handsome, most heroic, most hard-nosed son of a bitch in the wrestling world today, none other than ACE MOTHERFUCKING VINCENT!

It's a very rare privilege for me to be able to speak to you all not once, but twice in a week, and where most others see a burden, I see a blessing!

I am blessed with ability to tear men to shreds with my words alone, and getting to do it twice in one week is nothing short of a Godsend! There have been many quotes released since I last cut a promo, and all of them are worthy of PWNING!

Steve Jason himself has refused to cut another promo because I hurt his feelings a bit too much! I hear he's locked inside of a dark room right now with a bottle of Midol to relive his menstrual cramps, and an Appletini to help sooth his hurt feelings. We all know what a sensitive little bitch he is, so we should all be extra careful to tiptoe around him for the next 24 hours, or else he might choose to back out of the match! Sure, I'll take the Universal Title any way I can get it, but having the chance to put Steve Jason in a fucking wheelchair and to win the Universal Title at the same time is like having the chance to bang Megan Fox in the puss and the ass! It's a double fucking rainbow, man!

At Rage in the Cage, most of my dreams are going to come true. The first dream that's going to come true is my dream to put Steve Jason on the shelf permanently. Most people think I'm going to beat him. I think I'm going to fucking kill him. If I win the match but Steve Jason is still able to walk out of the arena on his own, then I have failed. I will not be happy unless my feet touch the outside of the cage first, followed by his feet touching a fucking stretcher.

Dream number two will be when I'm holding the Universal title over my head, pointing at all of you losers in the back and laughing my ass off. All of you idiots like Hunter Ryan, Peter Gilmour, and RJ Palmer who have been working so hard for the past year to try and get to the top of the mountain, and then along comes Ace Vincent who hasn't wrestled in five and a half fucking years and wins the Universal Title in five fucking weeks. How badly do all of you suck for me to just show up at this motherfucker and rape your roster? And it's not like any of you can dispute my talent, because at this point, I've either beaten you, or I've beaten someone who you've lost to. The kicker is that on Sunday night, I'm going to annihilate the man that you all worship as a god! I'm going to chew Steve Jason up and I'm going to spit him out, and he's going to end up in the land of misfit wrestlers, hanging out with Cyren and Spice One, the three of them having discussions over how "they could've beat Ace Vincent, but I had a yeast infection that night". Looks like you should've drank more cranberry juice, faggots.

You know, I haven't mentioned this much, but I'd just like to point out that I have the biggest dick in the fucking world. My dick is so big that it graduated high school a year ahead of me. Seriously, when you see me arrive in a limo and there's another limo behind mine, it's because my dick has to make travel arrangements of it's own. Have you ever see two 747's flying side by side like a couple of fighter jets and wondered why? It's because I'm in one plane and my dick is in the other. Most people think that black people have the biggest wangs on the planet, but Ace Vincent is black where it counts and no where else. Seriously, check my credit score. It's so high, Cheech and Chong watch movies about it. Dave Chappelle printed out a copy of my credit score and smoked it because it's so fucking high.

My dick is enormous, my credit score is through the fucking roof, I've got a girlfriend that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and on Sunday night I get to cripple another person LEGALLY! My life is fucking awesome! Goddamn, do I love being me.

Steve Jason, on the other hand, has a tiny dick. Steve Jason's dick is so small that he has to fuck Centurion's ear hole. His dick is so small that when he swims in cold water, it gets bigger. His dick is so tiny that it's jealous of a light switch. His dick is so small that his girlfriend took it to court and the judge threw it out for lack of evidence.

I don't know what his credit score is like, or if Australian's even have credit scores, but who cares? What I do know in regards to Australian currency, is that they have a fucking Cowboy on their 10 dollar bill.

Are you fucking serious? A cowboy?

Now, I don't give a shit what he did, how awesome of a guy he was, or how many people he saved, because whatever it was, there's no fucking way it warranted him being immortalized in print with a dumb ass, ten-gallon hat on. You people are fucking retarded!

You can't even talk shit about our money, because everyone on the shit is awesome!

George Washington: fucking awesome. The dude loved eating steaks and pussy so much that he had wooden fucking teeth. He didn't give a fuck about getting splinters in his tongue or gums so long as he could enjoy a nice, raw fucking cow heart and then chomp on his wife's box. That is an awesome son of a bitch right there.

Abraham Lincoln: bare knuckle fucking brawling CHAMPION, and he loved wrestling. He also freed the slaves. Goddamn that dude was awesome.

Benjamin Franklin: invented electricity, bitches! Also, this motherfucker was from Philadelphia, had tons of mistresses and illegitimate children, invented bifocals, and did I mention that he was a total pussy hound? This dude was the shit.

These are the dudes on my money. Meanwhile, you're rocking Peter Gilmour's great-grandfather on your shit. You fucking fail.

Speaking of Peter Gilmour, I think it's about time to actually start Quotepwner, and I can't think of a more fitting person to pwn first.

Peter Gilmour: But you still had to come and run your mouth proclaiming to the world that you, YOU of all people are the devil's favorite son. That's the most retarded thing I've heard.

Peter Gilmour saying "that's the most retarded thing I've heard" to another person is like Lindsay Lohan telling Paris Hilton that she has a coke habit.

Gilmour, just carry a fucking tape recorder around with you 24/7 and then play back all of the shit you say. I promise you that at least every ten minutes there will be a new "most retarded" thing that you've ever heard.

Seriously, you're so fucking stupid that you've tried to drown a fish. You're so fucking dumb that you've failed a survey. You're so retarded that you stuck a phone up your ass to make a booty call.

Okay, that last one was fucking hilarious. If you don't laugh at that, you have the sense of humor of a tree, or in other words, your name is Centurion.

Peter Gilmour: And this past week on Anarchy, as we gave respect to our troops, you come out here and say that you wanted to beat me senseless and not wait until Rage in the Cage.

Gilmour, if you really wanted to pay your respects to the troops, you would've died in a plane crash on your way to the base. Do you really think that the troops came to see you? If you're the type of person that believes that, then you're probably also the type of person that believes people are laughing with you.

Seriously, I fucking hate this guy. Gilmour is the guy that foreigners and liberals point to when they're trying to identify and ignorant, American, dipshit. They point to Gilmour, and they make fun of his dumbass tattoos, his hideous girlfriend, his speech impediment, his awful grammar, he tired fucking rhetoric, his played-out gimmick, his stupid fucking duster, his retarded fucking hat, his MANSCARA-

-Holy shit! I didn't realize that there was an entire chapter in the Necrinomicon that detailed the amount of mascara to use, the spells you must chant as you put it on, and the amount of glamour models you must sacrifice afterwards. What a fucking queer. I'm supposed to believe that you are a descendant of Satan while you're staring me down WITH MAKEUP ON?

Jesus fucking Christ!

Peter Gilmour: You are a joke to the wrestling world Damien. And this Sunday night, when we step into the gates of hell otherwise known as the FIRE CAGE, you will know what HELL is like.

HAHAHA!

Are you really claiming that it's common knowledge that the Gates of Hell are not only known by another name, but that the alternate name is THE FIRE CAGE? HAHAHAHA!

Who the fuck came up with that stupid ass name anyway? I'd have liked to have been a fly on the wall during that meeting between yourself and Rose.

GILMOUR: It's a cage match, but the cage is on fire. We need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of the fans...

ROSE: Uhh....

GILMOUR: Fire....

ROGE: Does my hair look greasy enough? Should I take a shower today?

GILMOUR: Fuck that I can't afford to pay the water bill as it is! Just spit in your hand and rub it around like I do!

ROSE: Maybe we'd be able to pay our bills if you stopped spending all of your money on video editing equipment for your stupid Youtube promos.

GILMOUR: HEY I'VE GOT TWELVE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OKAY!

ROSE: None of them speak English!

GILMOUR: Well neither do I!

ROSE: I am not sexually satisfied.

Okay, maybe that's not how the conversation went, but it was probably closer to that than Gilmour would ever admit. Fucking FIRE CAGE. I guess since Inferno Match is taken, along with Hell in a Cell, all of your options were already in use. Fire and hell seem to be the only two words you can associate with "hot", so you're pretty much fucked. I could come up with a million names better than that, all of which would describe the match just as well, but only one seems appropriate. Fags in a Flaming Cage match is the only one that works. Sure, it's redundant, but it makes me laugh, and that's all that matters.

Peter Gilmour: I will throw you from one end of that cage to the other until you scream, Please Peter, no more.

I was screaming that a minute into this promo. Seriously, I can't take anymore of this fucking guy. His entire promo is "fire this, devil that, darkness and shadows and blood and blah blah blah". Gilmour, you have once again proved why you are the biggest fucking idiot in the XWF. You cut the worst promo's, your matches are shit, and your girlfriend looks like a fucking German Shepherd with implants.

Uh oh, looks like someone just walked in on his girlfriend peeing while standing up again! I'm just kidding! Rose isn't a man. Also, the world isn't round, dogs don't walk on all fours, and the fucking Pope isn't Catholic.

Who the fuck is next?

Centurion: Sure, I’m not fighting Steve Jason and Jayzon Williamz, but I am fighting a bunch of other wrestlers who are just as hungry, and are in an even larger drought between title reigns then I am.

Could you be any more of a fucking nut hugger? You know, sometimes I get tired of ripping on you and calling you gay, but then you go and say some shit like this and I'm reminded of why I do it in the first place.

Maybe I would understand if your nut huggery were reciprocated even just a fucking little, but no one pays any attention to you. None of the legends talk about you in the manner that you talk about them, especially not Steve Jason.

Your friendship meant so little to him, that three weeks ago he basically took a shit on you in an interview and then went out and beat your ass an hour later.

People like you are the reason the term "brown noser" was invented. You hang around this place, achieve moderate success when the roster is is slim, and then when talented guys like myself show up, you try to get your hooks into them by singing their praises.

Sure, you don't sing my praises, but that's because I've made it clear from day one that I think you're a fake-ass motherfucker, and my nuts are entirely too big and hairy for you to wrap yourself around them.

At least Gilmour, as hated as he is, is real about who he is, even if that person is a douchebag. No one knows who you really are, because you pretend to be whoever the person you're trying to impress wants to you to be. Steve Jason is laid back, so when you're around him you pretend to be laid back is well. James Raven is a huge trashtalker, so when you're around him, you suddenly turn into a cocky egomaniac.

You should start palling around with Dan Fierce so you can stop pretending and finally just be yourself.

Yeah, I just called you a fag.

Centurion: The biggest advantage Justin Zane has is that he’s the young, brash rookie in this match.

Dude, you should seriously do some fucking research on people before you talk about them.

This just goes to show how much of a cocksucker Centurion really is. If you weren't in the CCWF, and if you aren't a Legend, he pays you absolutely no mind.

For fuck's sake, he has a match against this guy, and he has absolutely no fucking clue who he is.

Cent, take a look at who this "young, brash" rookie is:

Quite the spring chicken! The dude is absolutely fucking bonkers, which you should be able to tell by his retarded fucking name. I think he was trying to imply something when he picked it!

As you can see, Justin is not young, and if by "brash" you mean "batshit crazy", then I guess you'd be correct. This dude is obviously middle-aged, and is probably older than anyone on the roster.

It's funny that you have enough time to sing the praises of the Legends of the XWF, who have nothing to do with you or this match, but you don't have the time to watch tape on the guy who's probably going to come away with the win in this match.

You are a pandering, disrespectful piece of shit and I hope this guy puts you on the shelf.

And yeah, I called you disrespectful. I may be an asshole, but at least I do my research. At least I know who everyone in the fed is, and I know what they're all capable of. You have your head held so high that you can't see the rest of us peons down here, actually doing work.

And at least people know that I'm an asshole, because I fucking tell them that I am. You're a two-faced piece of shit.

Centurion: And finally, the last wrestler in the match is someone I’ve had a long, intense history with. Daniel Malcolm.

That's what she said.

I know that people are probably tired of me calling this motherfucker gay, but when he describes his history with Malcolm as long and intense, I can't help but fall over laughing.

For Christ's sake, man, do you even watch these to make sure you don't sound like a total homo before they go out? Or do you leave them in there because you're hoping that the men you address realize that you're willing and able to perform various sexual acts for their pleasure?

That's actually a reaction shot of Centurion screaming at the guys in the truck for getting the name of Steve Jason's original XWF entrance theme wrong when they were putting together highlights for the Rage in the Cage opener.

Either that, or it's him at a cock eating contest and he's just found out that he lost to Tyger Lilly.

Speaking of Cent and Tyger Lilly, if I remember correctly, she cheated of that limp noodled motherfucker with Drake Komodo. Then she went and fucked the last three people in the world that he hadn't fucked, but it's hilarious to me that while she was "committed" to Centurion, she fucked Drake Komodo, who has been inside of more vagina's than a gyno. Seriously, Drake has seen more pussy than a veterinarian. He's had his hands in more pies than a fucking baker, and he probably gave Lilly the clap, which she then gave to Cent and his faggy butler.

Alright, I've had enough time to warm up, so I'm going to move on to Steve Jason, who has just released a new promo that starts out with some fat Persian introducing him. What the fuck is going on? Did someone slip me acid again?

And his entire promo consists of having someone who looks like me spouting off stupid lines in regards to my beloved home city of Philadelphia.

Well, it's nice to see that Steve Jason is capable of using Google, as he has clearly done his research. Except for the fact that DONOVAN MCNABB DOESN'T PLAY FOR THE EAGLES ANYMORE YOU FUCKING DONUT PUNCHER.

Next time you're doing a fucking search, make sure that the information is up to date, otherwise you might have your brother, er-I mean paid actor say something inaccurate, and therefore nullifying his entire fucking presence.

The entire promo is just his way of trying to Quotepwn me without actually stealing it, but you didn't do much in the way of hiding your intentions, so I can see through that. If you're going to steal from me, at least have the balls to flat out do it, instead of paying Sayors, your Hadji manager, and your fucking cousin to pretend to be me.

Steve Jason: At no point in my career have I ever used 'Gallantry is back' as a catchphrase, and do you know why? Because it's not. If you take a look around the planet today and see the measure of horrible things that people do to each other, you'll have to concede that it's not exactly in its best shape.

Okay, well I seem to remember the graphic at the beginning of your X-Tron video as being a picture of a fucking beer with "Gallantry is back" written on it. Just because I pointed out all of the reasons that you are not gallant, and that your country couldn't produce a fucking gallant person if it were full of Mormons and no one else, doesn't mean you can just PRETEND that you didn't use that image.

Now, you may not have ever said it, but you certainly fucking used the graphic, which means you're either lying, or you're an alcoholic.

And why the fuck would you think that referring to "gallantry being back" would be a statement about global values? You were saying it about yourself. You, for some reason, believe that you're better than everyone else, and that you represent everything that is good and just in the world.

You know what I'm starting to realize? I have the upper hand. I'm the one that's dictating how these arguments take place, and what they're about. Even though Quotepwner is supposed to be me responding to you, you've basically just responded to my responses.

Take this for example:

Steve Jason: Arse, Crap, Damn, Hell, Piss, Shit, Dick, Pussy, Fuck, Bree Benz's syphiloid cunt.

I, of course, pointed out the fact that the only derogative word in your vocabulary was "nimrod", and you responded as a fucking child would by spouting out as many swear words as you possibly could.

That's you doing exactly what I expected you to do. Your entire promo is nothing but you defending yourself against all of the allegations I made a few days ago. Some of them were bullshit, some of them were real, but all of them had the common goal of being said in order to get a rise out of you.

You're not as steel-nerved as you'd like everyone to think, or else you wouldn't have pulled this bullshit promo idea out of the pages of Aidan Collins' playbook.

For a guy who talks a bunch of shit about Truth Until Death being a bunch of nobodies, you sure as hell like to rip off Da Bliz, as your promo is pretty much just a carbon copy of shit he was doing six years ago.

Using actor's to portray your opponent in an over the top fashion is the oldest trick in the book, which just goes to prove my point that you haven't evolved to keep up with the business. You're still stuck in the old days, when shit like this was funny.

You're not funny, Steve. You're fucking boring. It doesn't matter what you say, what you do, how you dress, or how many times you change your look, you will always have the delivery of an old man sitting on a park bench.

You could go on television tomorrow and announce to the world that you've discovered the cure for cancer, and nobody would hear the fucking news because they'd lose interest within thirty seconds.

You may be smart, and you may be right, but no one gives a fuck about anything you have to say.

Steve Jason: Y'know, all things considered, I don't think I honestly use any words bigger than what the average viewer can grasp.

Once again, you're just defending yourself against me. While I'm attacking, you're defending. How long do you really think that you can keep it up?

I can't tell you how irritating it is for me to sift through this abortion of a promo. Like I said earlier, you basically just tried to do Quotepwner, which proves how awesome my tactics are. How the fuck can you talk shit about me being an idiot for half an hour while using my method to do it? That's like an American soldier saying that Russian hardware is shit, and then using an AK-47 as his weapon of choice.

And I guess you overestimate our viewers, because most of them are fucking retards from the southern half of the United States. Do you really fucking think they can understand half of the shit you're saying? The next time you cut a promo, you should keep in mind that most of the people you're speaking to have the intelligence level of Peter Gilmour.

Yeah, I can understand every fucking word of your promo's, though sometimes when I watch them I pray for God to strike me deaf and blind.

You can talk all the shit you want about me cussing, but I add flavor to everything. I have the gift of gab, and was blessed with the ability to make valid points with catchy delivery.

Ask any standup comic, as any politician. It's not about what you say, it's about how you say it.

Steve Jason: Here's a tip for you, Ace. Australians do not have to work very hard to make American girls go weak at the knees. It's the accent for some reason. I've had marriage proposals based on the sound of my voice.

Just because Kitten is obsessed with you doesn't mean that the majority of American girls are going to follow suit.

Okay, that's a fucking lie. Woman are all whores, which I guess we can both agree on. I don't really give a fuck about Bree Benz, but as long as she serves her purpose, I'm going to keep her around. I could just as easily trade her in for another model.

And I seem to remember a little story Drake Komodo told me about his time in the military. He said that when his ship pulled in to port, the docks were lined with Australian girls just praying for an American sailor to fuck them so they could get the fuck off of that shithole.

They complained about their men beating them, treating them like second class citizens, and constantly cheating on them. While I personally think that's an awesome way to treat bitches, you seem to have some sort of false sense of valiance. Steve Jason would never treat a woman in such a manner! He will call Bree Benz a disease infected slut, though!

You can't pretend to be a gentleman one minute and then go on to call a woman a slut the next. That's not how it works, fuck face.

Steve Jason: I don't jam my nationality down people's throats.

HAHAHAHAHA! Have you ever looked at any of the pictures of yourself on the XWF site? I know for a fact that every picture used on the site has to be approved by the wrestler, so you can't deny that EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF YOU HAS AUSTRALIA AS A FUCKING BACKDROP.

Next quote please.

Steve Jason: I'd like to think my own work in the ring could help inspire some of them.

Yeah, because what poor, impoverished people who are starving to death care about is what a fucking professional wrestler is doing.

Are you really that fucking egotistical? Do they even get cable in their huts?

That'd be like me saying that I'm trying to inspire Native American's with what I did to you on Anarchy.

I'm a white man. I had it fucking made from the get-go. I don't have to deal with racism, though my family did when they came over here from Ireland in the 30's. I don't have to worry about getting turned away from a job because of my skin color. I don't have to worry about getting pulled over for no fucking reason.

I have had it easy, and I always have. Why the fuck would I think that someone like me could inspire someone who has to deal with all of the aforementioned events?

I wouldn't, because unlike you, I am not a fucking cocksucker.

The only way an Aborigine would be inspired by a wrestler is if that wrestler was an Aborigine as well you fucking asshole.

You, of course, go on to point out that America itself has been responsible for slavery, and the murder of the Injuns, as you put it, but unlike you, I'm not going to demonize either of them. They were both wrong, as I'm sure anyone who's not from Alabama would agree.

Here's the difference. America, after committing all of the atrocities, STILL CONTRIBUTED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. AUSTRALIA HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING GOOD OF NOTE.

Who the fuck won World War 1? That was the United States, right? We're the reason that England and France are still free countries, right?

We're the fucking ones who toppled Hitler, right? How involved in that war were the Australians? All you people did was give us a port to visit, and women to impregnate and abandon. What hand did you have in saving millions of Jews from suffering the fate that six million of their fellow people had suffered before them.

America is responsible for electricity, the telephone, the nuclear bomb, and probably the most important thing to happen since nomads became farmers, industrialization. What the fuck has Australia contributed? Foster's? Steve Irwin?

You might think that you're well educated and cultured, but Australia is just the Alabama of the Earth. You've done nothing of merit, and if the world ended tomorrow and aliens discovered a dead planet somewhere in the future, what the fuck would they think of your country?

America, though it has had it's hand in a number of mistreatment and atrocity, has contributed more good to the world than bad. And as far as slavery goes, I have a shit load of black friends who are much happier to be in America than they would be in that shithole Africa. It may not have been the best way to get here, but at least they're here and not there.

How many Aborigines are thankful that you assholes showed up? Native Americans might want their land back, but they seem awfully content with their tax breaks, casinos, and internet access. What happened to them sucked, but we've more than made up for it at this point.

You fuckers have only piggybacked off of the advances WE made.

Steve Jason:There are federations out there where people have literally been wrestling from nineteen to fifty and still done alright. Hell, I even heard some rumors about some federation somewhere where two men over forty made everybody on the roster under forty look like amateurs - on two consecutive yearly PPVs.

I notice that you didn't name the federation, and that's because it doesn't fucking exist. You're just trying to hold on to some semblance of hope.

Steve Jason: I imagine Bliz and Drake filled your head with that crap, because they're jealous as all hell.

What the fuck could they possibly be jealous about? They've both won every title that you have, and Bliz himself is in the Hall of Legends. Drake is in contention to go in as well, which is pretty impressive for someone who was a "flake".

If you add up all of Drake's time in the XWF, it comes to somewhere around a year of active competition. In that year, he's won every single fucking title the fed had to offer, he's chased Chad out, and he killed Famine of the Vile. That is a serious fucking year.

Pick any one of the many years you've spent in the XWF, and I guarantee that you haven't done nearly as much as Drake has. You may have more title wins, and you may have more friends, but you weren't as good, regardless of you think, or Centurion says.

Steve Jason: Ultimately, Ace, I have to say that your efforts to demoralize me, big-note yourself and put an image of a champion forward have failed miserably.

Really? If I hadn't gotten to you, you wouldn't have gone out of your way to film that bullshit promo.

Here's what I've done: What I always do. I didn't change anything, or come up with anything new to deal with you. I'm good enough to deal with Steve Jason.

You paid a fucking actor to pretend to be me, and you stole Quotepwner.

Essentially, to try and get to me, you had to do what I do. You, the legend, had to lower yourself to my level, because you realized that I am the absolute best shit talker in the fucking business, and my methods are untouchable.

I mentioned Drake Komodo's combined time in the XWF, but I never mentioned mine.

TWO MONTHS.

It's taken me a combined total of two months to earn a Universal Title shot. How many did it take you? How many months? How many years? Shit, it's been over a year since your last title shot, and even longer since your last title win.

Claiming that I didn't get to you is basically an admittance of said feeling. Of course I got to you, Steve. I get to everyone. People don't pay actors to get back at someone who didn't get to them. People don't Google search Philadelphia if they weren't affected by their words.

You did all of that shit, and you fucked it up anyway. You had to pay someone to pretend to be intimidated by you because you knew that I would never in a fucking million years back down from you. I would never in a million years stutter, fumble over my words, or allow you to get the last laugh, because I cut the greatest promo's this industry has ever seen, and I'd rather die than let some boring narcissist like you outshine me in a promo.

Obviously, it's been mission accomplished. You're the one who's sweating me. You're the one responding to me. I've been on the offensive, landing shots, and you're just fucking covering up. Pretty soon, one of them is going to sneak through, and you're going to get laid out.

On Sunday night, I'm going to spoil your redemption by completing my ascension.

I am not going to hurt you, Steve. I'm going to fucking smash you. I am going to be the atom bomb to your Hiroshima. The blitzkrieg to your Poland. The fucking stingray to your Steve Irwin.

On Sunday night, I'm going to close the book on the legend of Steve Jason. This is the final chapter, and it's going to end with the hero falling on his shield. There could be worse ways to go out, and I honestly have to commend Steve Jason thus far. He's trying to put up a fight. In the end, I'm going to be too much for him. I'm too young, I'm too talented, and I'm too motivated. The Universal title is my ticket out of my shitty apartment in Philly and into a mansion in California.

Do I give a fuck about establishing my legacy?

Clearly I don't have to, as anyone who main events one of the XWF's biggest PPV's in his second month with the company is going to have a legacy established, regardless of his intent.

Unlike Hunter Ryan, I don't have to try to earn my spot as a legend; a slot has already been reserved.

I'm the absolute best in the world, even if I do cheat to win. You can say all you want about my methods, but you cannot deny the results. I am a fucking winner, thanks to myself, Bree Benz, and Greenman. Enjoy fighting the three of us by yourself, Steve. We'll see where that gets you.

Work smarter, not harder.

Truth Until Death.