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D.o.M._2K8 presents: Psychotic Perfection -->Softcore Porno<-- Big Daddy Tees?
ha ha
Nothing but a buncha bitches. Okay... so last Week Little Spazzy McGhee decided to peek into the envelope my uncle gave him. Of course We both knew he would. yea... That's right. I said we.
uh huh...
I told Alex who I wanted to face. A lot of people don't know that.
nooo...
They also don't know that I caused a lot of heat backstage.
i did
I got in Kaige's face. He got in mine. And then... He dropped a bomb.
yeaaaa
I was a little shocked at first, but then my brain kicked into full gear as it always does in these situations.... And it left the Door wide fucking open...
ohhh yeaaaa
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--Tuesday, December 11th--
-EWA Headquarters- "Fuck you Kaige! You still haven't made up for that exhibition you missed because you ... 'didn't have the desire to compete' and now you're gonna dip out on me again?" I said my voice filled with aggression. "You're just gonna walk away from the opportunity to be the first person in this company to hold two fucking belts, AS WELL AS FINALLY SHUT ME UP.... and you're just gonna leave it all fucking behind... ALL OF IT.... The money, the women, the belts, the fame... Everything?" "I ship out monday James." Kaige said straight faced, and stone cold. "Ship out? Where the mother fuck are you shipping out to BERMU-.... Oh" Reality sank in real quick for me then. Kaige wasn't afraid of me, and he damn sure hadn't lost his will to fight... He was just switching battlefields. I just kind of sat back down in my chair as he continued standing. There was a moment of awkward silence in the room before Alex broke it. "So That's why I called you in here Unk. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I've got a Wrestling company with no Champion!" I sat back and thought only a moment before I resolved a simple solution. There had been a fat man stuffing his face with no less than three McDonalds apple pies at the same time, and with what had all just happened. I felt like it described everything perfectly. "Alright... Here's what we're gonna do..." I said as I explained what was going to happen.
=================================================================================== Yea... and that was only part one of my plot. just wait until y'all see episode Two! It's gonna be fucken brutal! I digress. What was I supposed to be talking about? Oh Yea! Hardcore Jono... Yea, Apparently he's the guy Spaz got to cover his ass. That's okay. Hardcore Jono is the perfect scapegoat for me to go and get the damn Heavyweight title that should be around my waist any way. Matter of fact. If it wasn't for Tees and that piece of shit Destruction Inc attack on me, Kaige, and Vigilante... that title would be on me. But instead of squashing Kaige in that exhibition match I had to settle for a 3-on-1 stomping. Kinda like Last week. Only it was a 2-on-1 beatdown. But what happens Jono... When 2-on-One Mad 1... becomes 1-on-1.... With the Twisted one? For now just think about that.... and Beware the Psychosis of the beast. the next time you all see me... I'll have some more shit to say to you, Softcore Porno. Until then... Adeu` |
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