EWA Highlight Line
Episode I: HalloWicked2K7

[with Jim Coors and Brian Zenn]


::Jim Coors::
*BELCH!!!!!* WHOOO! This is Live Tee VEE!!

::Bryan Zenn::
D'oh GOD DAMN MAN! TIC TAC!

::Jim Coors::
Oh re-*BELCH!!!!!*-lax spoil sport, here have a beer.

::Bryan Zenn::
No thanks, Jim, let's just get to talking about this Pay per view huh.

::Jim Coors::
What about it?

::Bryan Zenn::
Well it's gonna be HUGE! You've got everyone comin out tonight. Playboy Johnny Davis, Vayne, Vic Powers, the FCC.

::Jim Coors::
Yea they all had a pretty big day yesterday at the EWA After-FXperience

(The screen reveals a crazy convention with Tables for autographs, a miniture ring where kids of all ages are seen wrestling, and laying around. There are video games, provide your own commentary, and more activities connecting parents, kids, and EWA stars.)

::Bryan Zenn::
It was just a great time.

::Jim Coors::
Personally I gotta give the DDT of the day to that little four year old that blew chunks on Piper.

(The screen shows a perfectly timed still image of a kid about the age of eight or nine throwing up all over Peter Piper.)

::Bryan Zenn::
You're not a nice person are?

::Jim Coors::
Actually I am, just not to Pete. We have an "I-Hate-You, Fuck-how-you-feel-about-me" relationshipt

::Bryan Zenn::
Yea?

::Jim Coors::
Yea, it's kinda how James Caine and Ryan Draco get along.

::Bryan Zenn::
Those two DON'T get along.

::Jim Coors::
Exactly.

::Bryan Zenn::
But you two....Oh nevermind.... Shall we have a look at the card Jim?

::Jim Coors::
*Holding a Halloween card and reading it aloud* Have a 'Boo-tacular' Halloween... Oh well isn't that just the sweetest little thing.

::Bryan Zenn::
Jim....Jim?

::Jim Coors::
Huh? Yea, what?

::Bryan Zenn::
The card?

::Jim Coors::
Yea isn't it cute...

::Bryan Zenn::
No, no...the Pay per view card.

::Jim Coors::
OH!...right... Well the first match is gonna be phoenominal. My personal take on it. Kain Harbinger rebounds from a horrible loss last week to take it home this week.

::Bryan Zenn::
Well let's just have a little look at the history....behind this match.

::Jim Coors::
There is no history... Kain was eliminated from the World Title tournament by Joey Stilletti last week in a jawbreaking experience. Bazza has yet to even show up for Alexander Caine, and Morrigan just signed into an open spot.

::Bryan Zenn::
So there's no feuds here, just three guys thrown into a ring for the sake of violence, ratings, and the winner gets the Tier two title?

::Jim Coors::
YUP!

::Bryan Zenn::
Well I guess that makes sense I mean, it makes a lotta sense.....IF YOU LIVE ON PLUTO!

::Jim Coors::
Hey I thought it made perfect sense, each of these three men deserve that belt, but only one of them is gonna walk out of Detroit the North American Champion.

::Bryan Zenn::
Well I have to say my prediction is Bazza finally shows up and steals the show.

::Jim Coors::
Well you're not very good at this prediction thing are you?

::Bryan Zenn::
I might be... why?

::Jim Coors::
Just Asking...

::Bryan Zenn::
Well then you have the second match of the night... And this one I KNOW has a bit of history... Let's have a look now.
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::Narrator::
The biggest name in professional wrestling......

(The screen shows James Caine standing in an XWA ring, the scene is black and white and James stands over a flattened Darren Devestation...)

::Narrator::
Hunted by a group of anxious renegades....

(...When Haystack Macmillon slams a lead pipe into Caine from behind and the color returns.)

::Jim Coors::
HOLY SHIT! THAT'S HAYSTACK MACMILLON!

(The scene changes to show James Caine awaiting Kaige...)

::Narrator::
The legend robbed of his spotlight....

(Jon Tees steps onto the ramp, and then the black and white scene fast forwards to Tees lifting the stage, showing the bodies of Kaige and Vigilante, and instead of going to color, only the blood of Kaige and Vigilante come through as a red color on the black and white screen.)

::Narrator::
In an ambitious and vulgar plot.

(Tees and Haystack are seen pummeling Caine, along with Scorpio in another black and white clip that turns to color when Scopio kicks the chair on Caine's face.)

::Narrator::
Now the cavalry has come....

(The scene begins to pan up the body of Vic Powers.)

::Narrator::
But the numbers are still against them....

(As the camera movs up Powers, The faces of all four FCC members flash in the darkness around him.)

::Narrator::
The legends of days gone by, will ride...

(An old bunch of clips of Powers & Caine tagging together are shown in greyscale.)

::Narrator::
One....More.....Time.

(The FCC is seen at the end of Knockout celebrating over a fallen Caine when Powers runs to the ring clearing them out, and aiding his friend, James. The promotion ends with a staredown between Tees and Powers.)
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::Jim Coors::
*BELCH!!!!!* WHOOO! This is Live Tee VEE!!

::Bryan Zenn::
Jim...You already said that....

::Jim Coors::
I did?

::Bryan Zenn::
Yea, ya did.

::Jim Coors::
Wahahoops!

::Bryan Zenn::
Right well then We've discussed the first match, promoted the second

::Jim Coors::
Did we predict on that second match?

::Bryan Zenn::
ummm...... no

::Jim Coors::
Well don't ya think we should?

::Bryan Zenn::
Certainly, and I've gotta say for the record right now Jim. My pick for this match lies with the Full Circle Clique. James is still banged up, worse than Devestation Inc. Manager Jon Tees, and Vic Powers is gonna be coming off a huge Hardcore open. Neither Powers or Caine are gonna be at 100%. Devestation Inc. reels in the first Gold for the FCC with a hard fought battle, and major rookie upset.

::Jim Coors::
Well you do have some clue as to to how this sport works, but you're forgetting that Powers and Caine both have the MAJOR edge in experience. Both of these guys can handle the adversity before them. My prediction is the polar opposite of yours Brian, and I've got to go with the veteran's here.

::Bryan Zenn::
How the hell did you manage to make that sound sober?

::Jim Coors::
Moment of Clarity...

::Bryan Zenn::
Ah.... Well in that moment you forgot to factor in the Migration of Guest Referee and EWA President, Spaz into this match. It's no secret Spaz and Powers hold a mutual hatred of each other.

::Jim Coors::
Please all three of them are good friends, and my bet is the hatred is an on screen plot formulated by the master of madness himself...

::Bryan Zenn::
Well, we'll just have to see about that one, for now... let's take a peek at the most talked about Pay per view event on television today......THE ASYLUM MATCH....

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(The scene shows an image of Kaige standing in the ring at XWA's Desecration, before being revealed beneath the stage of Knockout.)

::Narrator::
A Bishop on edge; Persuaded by Force...

(The scene shows an image of Scorpio descending to the ring at XWA's Desecration, before being shown taking out James Caine at Knockout.)

::Narrator::
A ruthless Pawn; From the shadows above...

(The scene shows an image of Haystack assaulting James Caine at XWA's Desecration, before being shown hitting Caine with the Knockout.)

::Narrator::
A brutal Knight; green, but ready for it all...

(The scene shows an image of the 15th Asylum Cell being lowered around the ring two years ago at UWC's HalloWicked 05'.)

::Narrator::
The most insane confinement to grace a wrestling arena, from one of the sports most twiztid minds....

(James Caine's face is overlaid onto the image of the structure.)

::Narrator::
Three men, One belt, One Structure.... One Pay Per View....One.....

::Narrator::
EWA...
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::Jim Coors::
Man... I tell you... Those little things can make even the shittiest match seem like a grand spectacle.

::Bryan Zenn::
I'd actually have to kinda agree with you on that one Jim.

::Jim Coors::
So who do you like?

::Bryan Zenn::
I was looking at that pretty little~

::Jim Coors::
NOT IN THE AUDIENCE!!! In the match...

::Bryan Zenn::
Oh! Oh, my fault. Personally I see Scorpio taking it.

::Jim Coors::
SCORPIO!

::Bryan Zenn::
Yea?

::Jim Coors::
What in Piper's name possessed you to go with that prediction!?!

::Bryan Zenn::
Think about it Jim, the guy has had James Caine running scared for over two years now. Last week on Knockout, everyone knows Kaige went with the FCC plot because he's scared of Caine. Do the math Coors.

::Jim Coors::
So by your logic.... Lemme make sure I follow this... Scorpio is better than Caine, and Caine is better than Kaige... so Scorpio wins? Is that it?

::Bryan Zenn::
Precisely.

::Jim Coors::
That logic is flawed...Severly, but we're out of time, so We'll see you all tomorrow night At the Pay Per View...

::Bryan Zenn::
Live in Detroit Michigan, HALLOWICKED!!!