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October 21st 2008
The Feed Vol. III


Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am Jenny Harris and I’m glad that I could grace and amaze you with my journalistic greatness for this third edition of the Feed. This is the place where we dive into everything that is WU. Now who would be better to kick this thing off than The return of Johnny Hall.

Now, I know many a people have poked fun at the age of Johnny Hall and lets face it the guy has as much personality as a Donkey. That‘s right I called him a Jackass. The thing is Hall knows what he is doing when it comes down to running or in this case Directing a promotion, the sad part is he really doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone but himself. And the whole carry a grudge thing, So last year! I mean so what Jayson Burrows failed at his attempt to bring BLWA back from the dead, at least he had the balls to give it a shot, unlike Johnny Hall who pretty much washed his hands of BLWA. Now don’t get it twisted, I’m sure he will do great things here in WU, I’m just simply putting the facts out there. Like the fact that if Hall wasn’t so quick to put his whole company out of a job then maybe BLWA would still be around today. Then again maybe if Jayson put in as much effort as he has with WU, maybe BLW could have grown to WU heights. I really see no one in the right here, what they need to do is remove the sticks from each others ass and move on. But with the two on different sides of this civil war, doesn’t look like that will be happening anytime soon.

Another face that has seemed to come back from the unemployment line is Chris Icon. The former Wrestling Unplugged Commissioner has gotten his job back. Seems Johnny Hall though the kid had some promise and has rewarded Chris Icon his spot as Commissioner. This was a big surprise to me as I though we would never see the Rock and Roll kid back in any office suit, but stranger things have happened. The output for the move has some people on the fence, there are some who love the idea that a outsider who isn’t apart of the Alliance or the Plague has some power, others really don’t know what to make of Icon’s presence. Where do I stand? I think its great to see the Kid back. And I wish nothing but good for him.

It’s also good to see Porter MaCleod with some championship gold around his waist, the fella has ben kicked around this game of are for sometime, and he was the JWF Champion until Burrows closed shop. One would wonder why would Porter pick the side of Jayson Burrows? It was Burrows who bought JWF just to close it, and it was Burrows who brought Porter to BLW again to close it before Porter had the right to unify the JWF championships, so why side with Jayson? I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking this, but I’m the only one to speak about it. Who knows, maybe Porter could be my very first interview. I know I;m not the only one who wants to know the secret behind Porter’s joining of the Plague, or his future plans. Why is Porter so thrilled to be Prime Time champion, when he could easily be in the running for the WU Championship? And what really does Porter keep under that kilt?

Okay, maybe the whole kilt thing is better left unanswered. But it’s time for the Rumor Mill:

- Rumor has it that there is some sort of rippling effect among the Doom Alliance, reports even have members of the Alliance not talking to each other. If this is true then the Alliance could be in serious trouble as the Plague looks to be as strong as ever…

- Or does it? Reports also have a ripple among the Plague, seems Jinxy’s games aren’t the barrel of fun he believes they are. Some are calling his stunt with Requiem this week ‘Insane’ There are rumbles about certain people not being to thrilled to be teaming on the side of a nut case like Jinx, there are even rumors about the Plague treating Jinxy like the bastard child of the family…

-Speaking of bastard children, what about the rumors about Jayson Burrows being more then just a co-worker to Johnny Hall? These reports first came about back in BLWA, but with the company shitting the bed, no one paid much attention to the reports of Burrows being Johnny Hall’s child. Talk about one fucked up Christmas Card!

- And is it true the soon to be named General Manager play for the other team, if you know what I’m saying, reports have it that the mystery person behind the GM job maybe a little fruity in the booty. Talk about a twisted soup opera, you gotta ask your self if this rumor has any truth to it, which side of the Civil war would bark up the Sausage tree?

-Speaking about Sausage lover, reports also have the new GM being a former Vivid Adult film star! I’m sure the ego’s have just spiked three points with this rumor. But I’m getting some strong talks that the Tokyo Sponsors have been in talks with a Vivid star about the GM job in hopes that she would help keep the raintings spiking upwards. I just hope her rack aint bigger then mine

Enough of the rumors back to the good stuff!

What’s the deal with David Gunn and Skull Daze, they seem to be the most unlikely team pairing in WU, yet there they were at the Bleeding. David Gunn came to the aid of Skull Daze, and the next day we got the inside report that there calling themselves ‘Blackout’ Now I don’t see the reason behind this team up, maybe they are throwing there names into the hat of the Month Of Tag-Wars that takes place in November. Or maybe this whole Civil War between the Alliance and the Plague have everyone on the singles roster looking for some sort of protection. This could be a iffy sign when Two of are Championship caliber talents are looking for support.

Moving on to the leader of the Plague himself and I’m not talking about the Million Dollar playboy Jayson Burrows, I’m talking about the Sorrow, the WU Champion himself. Now he is a weird iffy son of a bitch, ranking a 11.5 on the strange meter, but he has the heart of a champion and he made that clear this past Sunday night. The gash on his head alone required 15 stitches. Not to mention the minor injuries he suffered all along his body. The guy has a never say die attitude and a lot of the young guys apart of WU could have learned a thing or two from Requiem.

And what about the story of Requiem’s past? The guy is the sorrow because his soul has been filled with nothing but sorrow. The feeling of lost has done this fella in, and what about the revelation from Jinxy, Kesia’s not dead? Talk about earth shattering, just think what Requiem will do once he finds out about Jinxy’s secret. God Helps us all!

Well that’s all the time we have for today, until next week….

I’m Jenny Harris, and You’ve just been feed!