The opening theme of Womanizer the official theme of Wrestling Unplugged feed hit’s the air, as the camera comes on to Jenny Harris and The Luscious Simon Peach sitting across from one another getting ready to conduct an interview. Jenny clears her throat before she gets started asking the questions.

Jenny Harris: Good evening WU fans. Today, I get the chance of having the very first sit down interview with the new GM of the WU, Simon Peach.

She looks over at the new GM.

Jenny: Welcome Simon, it is a joy having you.

Simon: Thank you.

He looks down and sees Jenny’s black leather high heeled shoes, and his eyes sparkle.

Simon: OH MY GOD GIRL! WHERE DID YOU GET THEM SHOES?

Jenny Harris: At Macys. They were half off.

Simon giggles.

Simon: They are such a good look for you girl.

Jenny: Thank you. First off, I would like congratulate you on the getting the position of the new GM.

Simon: Thank you sweetie.

Jenny: Your welcome. Now down to business. I am going to ask you what you think of each superstar on this roster. The first superstar is the WU Champion Requiem.

Simon smiles a bit.

Simon: I have always loved Requiem. He is the strong silent type that has a history of heartache and pain. He is not the perfect guy to take home to mommy and daddy, but he is still hot. I’d say on the hottie scale, I would give him a 7.

Jenny looks dumbfounded.

Jenny: Ok, what about Evans?

Simon: I would so blow him! The cowboy hat is a huge turn on for me. I also loves his filthy mouth. Hopefully one day, he can talk ‘dirty’ to me.

Simon giggles as Jenny is looking at him like she doesn’t know what to do.

Jenny: Very well then. How about Jinx?

Simon: He has a painted face and a cute little toosh. What more could a guy ask for?

Jenny: Porter?

Simon: Oh, what an ass on that one! His kilt makes it easy for me, if you know what I mean. SOOOO prepared to give him a rusty trombone!

Jenny: What is a rusty trombone?

Simon asks her to lean in and whispers it in her ear. She looks disgusted.

Jenny: OH MY GOD! SIMON!

Simon laughs.

Simon: What can I say honey? I like it a bit kinky.

Jenny shakes her head as if she is shaking the words he just whispered to her out of her head.

Jenny: What about Twilight Rayn?

Simon: I have something Twilight Rayn can suck on any day. And here is a hint, it isn’t my neck!

Jenny: Laura Seton?

Simon: She doesn’t have a penis!

Jenny, trying not to laugh, just goes on with the list.

Jenny: Rueben?

Simon: He is also the silent type, with some cushion for the pushin’, if you get my drift?

Jenny: I think you are getting the questions confused Simon. I want you to tell me what you think of roster’s in ring ability.

Simon: That’s what I am talking about. You think I watch them wrestle because I like the moves they do? No, no, no. How could you pay attention to that when there is oily, muscley, sexy men out there who are just dying for some of the Luscious Simon Peach.

Jenny shakes her head.

Jenny: Ok, last question. What do you think of Jayson Burrows?

Simon: I think he is worthy of Cleveland Steamroller.

Jenny tosses her notes up in the air.

Jenny: That’s it. I cannot work with someone that will not take this seriously. This interview is over!

Simon watches her walk off the set.

Simon: And people wonder why I am gay.

He chuckles as the scene fades, back to Jenny who is now standing behind her normal spot of a wall of TVs, as she is ready to give you all the run down!

Jenny Harris: Alright now back on track, I should thank Simon for his interesting…and very disturbing interview. This week we have a very big special run down. We kick things off with the behind the scenes news. Mr. Burrows did his best to hide us from this, but come on Its my job to get the dirt.

Right as Thankful Sins went on the air, there was a very heated argument between the members of Blackout and former IZW Trident about certain ways Jayson Burrows runs his shows. This coming after Jayson Burrows was ready to pretty much hand Thankful sins to Skull Daze and Blackout. Reports about the fight isn’t clear all we know is after a few minutes of back and forth bickering, Skull Daze, David Gunn and Anna Moore all opt. out of there contracts and left a shit storm for Mr. Burrows to fix with little to no time as Thankful Sins aired. One thing that we should all be proud of is Mr. Burrows didn’t let the drama stop the show, a few hiccups here and there but nothing to major. One person who benefited over the blackout saga was Troy Gafgen.

The Hardcore Icon took the drama and brought the fight to David Gunn, the match was edited before it went on the air, and because of David’s contract issues Burrows made the match a Hangman’s horror match instead of a heaven or hell match. But nonetheless Troy Gafgen seemed to have WU’s best interest in mind as he went out and gave one hell of a performance showing that his victory over Twilight Rayn was no fluke as he went on to win a very close bout against the challenger David Gunn. When I caught up with Troy Gafgen after his match he had this to say:

‘I was somewhat aware of the contract issue between the Blackout and Burrows, but I don’t believe it mattered any in the match. I went out there with a goal and that goal was to leave Olympic stadium with the One Shot championship and I did that. Not only did I do that, but I also proved to everyone who stood on there feet to cheer for me that The Hardcore Icon is for real!

Another superstar who is real has to be The Real Deal himself, Porter MaCleod. The prime time champion went through hell this week against Twilight Rayn, but was able to take Rayn’s best and still leave Thankful Sins as the prime time champion. The battle was far from being a one sided ass kicking in fact Porter had some help from his brother Rueben who drove Twilight off the ladder with a earth shaking move, that allowed Porter to climb up and retain his prime time championship. After his performance at Thankful sins some are wondering just when Mr. prime time well make his jump to prime time and fight for the WU championship?

Requiem seems to be back on track as for the second week in a row, the WU champion has been on the winning side of things. From last week against Porter MaCleod to this past Sunday against Brandon Maddox. But how did the sorrow managed to pull himself up from such a downward slide? He wasn’t available for comment after his championship match at Thankful sins, he was receiving medical attention. But if I had to guess I would say the sorrow’s backbone is Eric Evans.

This past Sunday we saw the return of Chad F’N Vargas, although it was short lived, but it was still good to see Chad back in the land of the rising sun. Even better to see him doing what he does best, beating the shit out of someone, in this case literally.

Speaking about returns we finally found out who was sending those cryptic messages to the WU champion. As after the epic battle came to a end against Brandon Maddox, Requiem stood toe to toe with the Crimson King, Crimson Skull. No one knows why the multi time world champion has come to WU but one thing is for sure he isn’t here to make friends with the sorrow.

The talk of Thankful sins has to be the battle between CJ Gates and Laura Seton these two fairly new talents to WU really went to town on each other, and pretty much stole the show. I mean Mr. Go Big or Go Home did just that, When he leaped off the balcony down onto Laura Seton which will be a move forever in the minds of WU fans. I know this little girl wont be forgetting it soon, as if it would be so easy when these two once again do battle against each other once again at Parental Advisory eight. This time with Troy Gafgen in the mix and it is for the One Shot championship, a def must see if you’re a fan of WU.

Brandon Maddox suffered a dislocated spinal disc in three different places, this was a result from the nasty Powerdriver Requiem dropped Brandon Maddox early in there match. To be honest we don’t even know how he finished the match, as the injury was suffered during the first part of the match. Reports are unclear about just how much time Brandon Maddox well be out for, but I for one wish him a speedy recovery.

It’s just about time to go but you know we can’t leave without some nasty rumors!

- Is the reason Simon Peaches apart of Wrestling Unplugged because he and a certain someone in the front office doing more then there share of late night meetings?

- Is DLS really retiring or is he off to star in a low budget Japan movie?

- Did Eric Evans do a stint in adult films after Barley Legal Wrestling folded, would explain how Mr. Evans stayed wealthy all these months.

Where do we get these things from? Anyways I’m Jenny Harris and you’ve just been feed!