The opening theme of Womanizer the official theme of Wrestling Unplugged feed hit’s the air, as the camera comes on to Jenny Harris with her guest for the night Ari Chase sitting across from one another getting ready to conduct an interview. Jenny clears her throat before she gets started asking the questions.

Jenny Harris: This week’s feed guest is Unplugged’s fairly new Director of Operations Ari Chase. Welcome Ari to the Feed

Ari Chase: I would say thank you for having me on the show, but I felt like I had to add myself to this show. The way you carry yourself makes me sick sometimes. I'm here to clean up your act little lady.

Jenny Harris: Now Ari lets cut the small talk and lets begin to pick the mind of the man who wants to censor Wrestling Unplugged, That’s a very big task and is censorship really necessary?

Ari Chase: Oh gosh yes. Do you see what you are wearing? Did you see Jinx last week? He set a man's head on fire. That is something that we can't be airing on TV. Maybe a PPV, but you are pushing it there buck-o. This is a huge task at hand, but I have some plays waiting in my book.

Jenny Harris: Some would say Unplugged puts out a great product, and really doesn’t need any censorship, almost like the saying: If it aint broke, why fix it?

Ari Chase: There is your problem. The WU is broke. It puts out great product, but do you want to give your kid the idea of killing someone? How about rape? I'm still trying to get the network off of butt's with that little act not too long ago. Every time one of these superstars does something crazy; the WU pays for it in the end. We got to pay fines, fees, and all of these other things. It really cuts into the profits, which cuts into pays. Meaning the WU would have a hard time giving money to the Feed.

Jenny looks around to see what the hell Ari is talking about, but keeps on shooting out the questions

Jenny Harris: The Burrows situation, it’s a very hot topic and people are wondering what happened to him, I know you’ve put yourself in charge of finding what happened to Unplugged’s CEO care to share your theory and what ever progress you made?

Ari Chase: Well so far I have hired CJ to find out who did this. We have an idea of who it might be, but we are not sure. There isn't much to work with right now, but we are doing out darnest to find out who did it. When we find something out, we will let you know who we think it is. Like CJ said everyone is a suspect, even you.

Jenny Harris: You’ve mentioned CJ Gate has signed up to aid you in your quest to find out what happened to Mr. Burrows, what’s your relationship with the one shot champion? And why chose CJ over everyone else on the active roster?

Ari Chase: He is the future of the WU. He is the One Shot champion, and so far I think he has carried the title in the best way. He has not been beaten, and he looks to keep it that way. There were some picks, but they don't show up like CJ. CJ comes to wrestle every week, and he puts on a nice CLEAN show for the fans.

Jenny Harris: It’s no secret that you being the man of censorship that you’ve became a thorn in the side of the General Manager Peaches, and this past Parental Advisory Peaches finally spoke out about you and your attention to censor everything that is Unplugged. Lets watch the clip…

The Clip of Last Weeks Segment featuring Peaches and it picks up right where the segment did and we see Peaches standing in his office, looking in the room, curling 5 pound weights. He is counting to himself, and he looks as if he is struggling to pick them up.

“Two!”

He drops the weights to the carpet, and it makes a loud thud. He then notices the camera.

“Oh, hello there guys! It came to my attention last week that Ari Chase doesn’t like me very much.”

He sticks out his lip to pout.

“Come on Ari, you know you love you some Peaches. Especially one as sweet and juicy as me. I feel as though you and I need to have a long, long talk.”

Peaches goes to his desk and reaches underneath it. He pulls out a hologram cut out of Ari Chase. He brings it over to where the mirror is and stands it up.

“My God you are a fabulous being. I bet you have a mean ass.”

He takes his hand and rubs it down the cut out.

“You know what they say, don’t you Ari? They say that the homophobes are the ones that are really hiding something.”

Peaches reaches into his pocket and pulls out a drill with a huge bit on it. He turns the cut out around and starts to drill a hole in the ass of Ari Chase.

“So, Mr. Chase, if you thought what I did last week was bad, wait until you see what I am about to do right now.”

He hits play on a little c.d. player that is sitting on the couch. It starts to play Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches. Peaches starts doing a little strip dance to it.

“Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie.”

He stands in front of the mirror and starts to shake his ass for the next line.

“Check out my chrissy behind, it’s fine all of the time.”

He goes over and starts rubbing his ass at the crouch region of the cut out.

“Like sex on the beaches. What else is in the teaches of Peaches. Uhhh What?”

He starts to take off his clothes, starting with his shirt and goes back over the first and second verses. He starts to rub his nipples.

“Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie..”

Finally, he starts to take off his pants. The camera shifts to his upper body, not wanting to see what he has equipped down stairs. He picks up a bottle of lube and lubes it up nice. He goes behind the cut out and starts to fuck the hole that he drilled in it, while singing the signature part of the song.

“FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!”

As the song goes off, he pulls out his junk from the cut out. He then pulls out a cigarette and lights it, holding it like you figured a gay guy would. He then asks the signature question.

“So, Mr. Chase, was it good for you?”

The clip is done running and the camera is brought back on Jenny and Ari. Ari looks sick to his stomach.

Jenny Harris: After watching that clip right there what is your reaction to Peaches’ statement?

Ari Chase: I feel sick to my stomach. There is a couple of things I could say about Mr. Peaches. First off I don't know why the WU signed him as the GM. I don't think he is fit to be a GM. He has been a couple of shady calls. Second off, let's be honest, the guy is a homosexual. There is no need for that in the WU at all. I don't fear homosexuals, but I don't want kids seeing that. I don't want kids to think it is, what is the word, "cool" to be gay. You don't want your kids to be gay. I don't want the WU to be that company with a homosexual GM. If he is not careful, he may find himself in trouble with the higher power.

Jenny Harris: Peaches has also sent a contract for you two to meet at Seasons Beatings, But of course there has to be two signatures on it for the match to be official, so my next question to you Mr. Chase is…do you accept the challenge issued by the General Manager?

Ari Chase: As of right now I will not sign it. With Mr. Burrows missing I have much more important things to do. I think he should worry about picking up the slack with Mr. Burrows gone, and not worried about wrestling me in the ring. Maybe next month's PPV, but we will see if we can find Mr. Burrows. Until then I have a close eye on Peaches and the rest of the WU.

Jenny Harris: Before I let you go Mr. Chase what would be your picture of Unplugged for the new year?

Ari Chase: I see a nice clean friendly WU where kids can watch it. I want everyone to know the WU for it's good. I don't want people thinking any bad of the WU. With guys like Luther Savage, Peaches, Jinx, and Chad Vargas running around I'm going to have my hands full. But I see a perfect picture for the WU in the new year. As long as I am here all the mean will turn clean.

Jenny Harris: Well Mr. Chase, I want to thank you for your time, you are a motivated son of a gun to say the least.

Ari Chase: Pleaser was all mine

Jenny Harris gets up from her seat and walks to the FEED NEWS stage

Jenny Harris: Once again Thanks to Ari Chase for the face time, but now were moving on to the buzz around unplugged.

She faces a different camera

Jenny Harris: The big story around Unplugged this week is the disappearance of Unplugged owner Jayson Burrows. We saw the footage two weeks ago with Jayson’s office being turned upside down and Burrows no where to be found. This week we found out Ari Chase has taken full responsibility of the investigation along with his hired gun CJ Gates. Not sure how much progress they have made in a weeks time, but then again Ari and Gates are being very tight lip about the whole investigation. You would think they would throw me a bone, its not like I’m willing to get these pretty nails dirty. Not to mention screw up a pay check. I’m just to pretty for all that drama.

Speaking about drama, We have a replacement for Jayson Burrows at least while he is gone, and his name is Carmine Korver. There isn’t a lot known about Korver, I mean I did all the digging I could and turned up nothing. Other then the fact he used to manage a small time circus wrestler by the name Frank Hart, Carmine hasn’t really ran a promotion. Not sure why the board hired this guy, guess we’ll find out next week when he runs his very first Parental Advisory. I for one wish him the best of luck, lord knows he’s going to have his hands full with the Roster, there not just going to hand over there trust. And if you ask me, Korver would be on the top of my suspect list. New guy, looking for a big break…Smells like a mutative to me. But again I’m not CJ Gates nor am I Ari Chase.

Another chapter on the drama meter has to be the on going saga of Jinx and Requiem. These two were the definition of friendship, now there better known as enemies. All thanks to recent noob Crimson Skull who signed to Unplugged with the quest to take down Requiem. If attacking Requiem’s personal feelings was part of that quest, I would say Crimson Skull has succeeded. Not only has the friendship been broken but it seems like the fighting sprit in general of the champion has been effected, I’ll be straight with you all, Requiem’s looked better. It’s like he is a shadow of his former self, and it’s a very bad time to be falling off with Seasons Beating just two weeks away. If Requiem can’t snap out of this mind set we may have a new champion at Season beatings.

Another superstar who looks to have lost it, has to be Jinx. I mean we saw the cryptic message at Parental Advisory and its clear the crazy son of a bitch, is a bit more on the side of crazy. And his brute force he unleashed on Crimson Skull at Parental Advisory was totally uncalled for, I mean Jinx could have done serious damage to the face of Crimson Skull if Skull wasn’t wearing a mask with that fire ball. I mean for a second there Unplugged looked more like a Anime movie rather then a wrestling promotion.

On the flip side of the drama its very good to see former One Shot champion Chad Vargas back, and looks like he hasn’t lost a step. He has a big comeback victory over Joey Bohnny, and pretty much destroyed Red Dragon last week, well it was more of his new hired gun Mason Dixon. But no matter who it was this week Chad Vargas gets a chance to become the only two time One Shot champion in the history of Unplugged. Wouldn’t be surprise if he pulls it off, I mean on the books Chad does hold the longest line of championship defenses, although he was screwed out of number five, but we don’t like to talk about that now do we Chad.

Of course he’s no granted a championship win at Parental Advisory, as he has to pull off something no one has yet to accomplish and that is defeat the very hot CJ Gates. This fella has to be the brightest star on the Unplugged roster, he signed in November and has been on a tear t o say the least. He stole the show with his Gatecrasher off the balcony at Thankful Sins, he became the One Shot champion, and last week escaped a very hard fought match against Alyssa Lee. And he also has to be a very lucky foe as he is the current One Shot champion and only four more defense left before he can cash it in, but Ari Chase gave him a spot inside the Psycho Circus Death match for the WU championship. See told yea he is Hot

Speaking of the Psycho Circus Death match that is the focal point of Season Beatings we know have Four names that have been set in stone. Of course Requiem is in it, him being the WU Champion and all he gets that free pass. Last week we saw Chad Vargas get his spot, as well as Luther Savage. Talk about another hot name Luther gets his pass in his debut match! And he has the chance to become WU Champion in only five matches! A feet that would def go down in the record books. Of course the fourth name is CJ Gates. And this week at Parental Advisory we will find out two more names as Alyssa Lee will battle it out against Twilight Rayn and Hallow Wicked for a spot, as will Jinx do battle against Crimson Skull and the WU Champion Requiem with a spot up for grabs there as well. The only catch is, if Requiem gets the victory then the WU Champion is rewarded a hand pick for the Main event. Who would he chose? Again The Sorrow would have to win the match to earn that right.

What we don’t have to wait to see is…What’s hot on the Rumor Stove!!!

Jenny turns to the rumor wall, where there are tons of magazine cut outs and print outs of the latest dirt sheets

The Psycho Circus Death match really a bra and panties match?

Is the Hardcore MVP Troy Gafgen really a Soap star? Rumors have Troy guest staring on ‘The days of are lives?’ Say it aint so Troy!

People sick of Chad Vargas good feeling comeback story? Chad Vargas is in a PPV main event...again. A mere 3 months after suffering a injury, Vargas returned to the ring at Parental Advisory and has the spot handed to him on a silver platter.

Are the fans really getting upset with the Unplugged booking community? There are reports of people yelling ‘Better off with Russo’ at a local Japan Night club, nothing has been proven though, again these are just Rumors

The camera turns along with Jenny who begins to walk with the camera

Jenny Harris: That’s this weeks rumors, and also this weeks feed, I’m Jenny Harris and I’ll see you next week, where my one on one guest is non other then CJ Gates. See you next time.

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