Parental.Advisory.Three

Parental.Advisory.Three
October 12, 2008
Live from The Iganora Dome In Japan

- Brain Cruise didn't even show up for this contest so Troy Gafgen gets the win and gets to fight about day.

- Both Deacon Wolfe and Marquise entered the ring, but there match was short lived as Requiem came out and just destroyed the both Deacon and Marquise. Requiem stands over the two lifeless bodies as Eric Evans rolls into the ring, and tells both Marquise and Wolfe that his first move as Commish is to Fire both superstars

Brandon Maddox is seen knocking on the door of Jayson Burrows. Right after the knock Brandon Maddox walks in. Jayson is sitting at his desk, looking for some paperwork. Maddox walks in the office.

Brandon Maddox: “I thought I might let myself in. I didn't think you would mind. Is it okay if I sit down?”

Before Burrows says a word, Maddox is already taking a seat. Maddox looks around the office.

Brandon Maddox: “This is a nice little office you have here Burrows. I'm impressed with it. I mean, with little money you have you really made this work. I've been trying to contact you for a while now, but I haven't heard anything from you. I wanted to know what you thought of last week's co-main event? You know, the match where Doom put your World Champ?”

Jayson looks up at Maddox

Jayson Burrows: “You mean how you, Doom, and Chad gang banged Requiem? Not sure what your heard from the boys but I'm not a fan of hardcore Gay porn.”

He smirks

Jayson Burrows: “At least your investing your money in a 'Stiff' business...Now I'm sure there's a reason your here and not producing anymore entertainment that Santiago enjoys, so what do I owe the pleasure?”

Maddox smirks at Burrow's joke.

Brandon Maddox: “I'm here Burrows, I'm here for Doom. He wanted me to tell you something. Burrow, Doom is coming for you. Your Doom is coming soon, and you can't escape it. You are either with Doom, or you are against him. Doom wants power, you know what I'm sorry, Doom demands power. Either you give him the power he wants, or he is going to take it. What is your move Jayson?”

Jayson Burrows: “You can tell the giant tin can that he can kiss my ass. The chances he has to even coming close to taking over this promotion are as good as Hilary Clinton getting written in as President. Fuck it even that gives him a closer chance then he really has. I've been through it all Maddox, and there is nothing Doom can do to run me out of my office.”

Maddox looks around the office again. Burrows seems to put a smile on Maddox's face.

Brandon Maddox: “You can't say that I warned you. I try to help you out Jayson, but you just won't listen to reason. Oh well, you can have it your way.”

Maddox stands up out of the chair. Brandon opens the door, and starts to walk out. He stops for a second, and looks at Burrows.

Brandon Maddox: “There is nothing no one can do, once Doom comes for you. You only think you have been through everything."

Maddox walks out of the office, and shuts the door sending the words Last week flashing across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s Prenatal Advisory from highlights of Chad Vargas once again defending the One Shot championship, to the amazing ending of last weeks Ladder Match where Hallow Wicked set out to prove Twilight wrong as he turned Sarah Mohr into a pool of falling blood, We also see Doom with the upset of the night defeating Requiem, and not just defeating him but also putting the world champion in a straight jacket and they declared war on WU. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows saying "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of WU’s brand new Commish Eric Evans and CJ Rand is shown in the background, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Hollywood sex tapes, A few scenes of a stripper on a stage at the world famous Scores strip club here in NYC, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is shown

I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of myst and smoke takes over the entrance...

Yeah girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
I want to take my love and hate you till the end

its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit i cant take
its not like me to walk away

There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...

I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

yeahh!!!

There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..

I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again

its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit i cant take
just when i think i can walk away…

The shot switches to the Outside arena of the night club, in Boston as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena

I'm so addicted…
...addicted to you

Eric Mark: "Hello Ladies and Gentleman and welcome to..."

Alex Horn: "PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!"

The arena erupts once again as the video screen replays a highlight of Requiem down on the matt, with a head that really needs attention and there is Chad Vargas and Doom standing tall

Eric Mark: "That is one image I can‘t seem to shake Lex, I mean Doom and Chad both were able to do what only a few have EVER dared to"

Alex Horn: "And I could be a fatal move by both Doom and Chad, Requiem is one Son of a bitch you do NOT want to cross"

Eric Mark: "And they‘ll all be inside the ring at one time along with Skull Daze who is also out for his very own piece of revenge on the Doom Alliance"

Alex Horn: "Better get your chap stick ready E, because if these fellas are capable of taking out Requiem, then they just maybe able to take out Burrows and take over WU."

Eric Mark: “Fuck em!”

Alex Gray: "Holy shit, E got himself a set of balls!"

Eric Mark: “Go ahead make you award winning jokes Lex”

Alex Gray: “Nope, none from me. I agree for once”

Eric Mark: “…”

Alex Gray: “Damn E, you look like your having a stroke…Better kick this to Samantha…Someone get this SOB a cup of water!”

Number One Contendership for the One Shot Championship

Drake Daniels vs. T Tumble

Samantha: “Tonight’s opening bout is for the number one contendership for the One Shot Championship! If the Belt is Vacated in tonight’s main event match, then the winner of tonight’s opening contest will enter the One Shot Battle Royal last! Now that we got that out of the way, give it up for T TUMBLE!”

The arena goes dark and spotlights roam through the cheering crowd as the intro to still figuring out plays. with an ear shattering bang the arena is illuminated into a blinding red light and T Tumble dives from behind the curtain. As he runs towards the ring he stops to shake hands with his adoring fans, before entering the ring he pauses to pray - before contuing to dive through the middle rope.

Samantha: “And his challenge tonight he is Double D…DRAKE DANIELS!!!”

"Kids Aren't Alright"by The Offspring starts to play as the crowd gets pumped for Drake Daniels. The lights start to flicker on and off as a light dusting starts to crowd the entrance ramp. A set of pyro goes off as Drake Daniels makes his way out just as the guitar picks up. He makes his way down the ramp ready to go. He slides in underneath the bottom rope, then pops up to the crowds reaction. He runs the ropes one time before settling down in the corner and awaiting the match's start

Alex Horn : “And it’s on! “

The two circle each other for a moment before locking up in the center of the ring. DD goes for a headlock, which is quickly reversed by TT. Tumble starts hitting rights onto DD, which don’t seem to be having much effect. TT goes off the ropes and is able to take DD down with a clothesline. DD gets back up but is met with several stiff forearms to the chest. TT tries to Irish whip DD, but Drake pulls Tumble back and hits a quick arm breaker! TT rolls on the mat holding his arm as Drake lifts him up. Drake tries to end this early by going for the Drake‘s Unplugged, Tumble gets away and hits a standing dropkick!

Eric Mark : “Wow, the match is pretty intense right from the get go. “

Alex Horn : “This is one of the worst matches I’ve ever witnessed in my life, and I watched Barney Green for damn near 6 months…In fact I just realized just who Tumble reminds me of!”

Drake gets back up and locks up with a strong grapple, however Tumble quickly moves out of it by ducking down and going behind Drake for a reverse grapple! TT lifts DD, trying to take him off his feet; however, Drake sends an elbow at the last second to Tumble's temple, stunning him and of course causing the hold to be lost. Drake uses that momentum to move behind Tumble and grapples a reverse lock, lifting Tumble up... German Supplex! As Tumble's head bounces off the mat, Drake rolls through and lifts the stunned Tumble up, throwing him again up over DD's head... another German Supplex! Drake keeps the hold locked on and rolls through again, his muscles on his arms bulging as he picks Shabazz up, lifting him for a third time, nailing another German Supplex! DD releases finally and rolls to a knee, catching his breath, and admires the destruction he just did to TT!

Eric Mark: “Man, I felt that! “

Alex Horn: “I didn’t feel a damn thing…”

Tumble rolls onto his stomach and lays motionless on the mat. DD decides to take advantage and hits a leg drop to the back of TT’s neck, instantly getting a reaction from his fallen opponent. DD Rolls TTover and goes for a pin attempt as Weener begins the count.

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT! T Tumble just gets his shoulder up!

Eric Mark: “What a close call for T Tumble!”

Alex Horn: “Huh? This match is still going on?! Drake hasn’t sent this kid back to the minors yet?!?”

Drake sits Tumble up and tries to go for a Dragon Sleeper, but TT is able to get out of it before it happens. TT stands back up and goes for a lock up with Drake, moving behind to lock in a very typical, normal hammer lock. Holding it in for a few seconds, Tumble has to release and duck as DD sends his free arm back to try to elbow his face! DD turns around just in time, however, to receive a hard shot to the jaw, which DD instantly sends back to Tumble! TT stands his ground and counters with another punch, rocking DD back against the ropes. Back stepping for a second, Tumble knocks DD over the top rope and to the ground with a clothesline, DD stumbling on his feet and landing with his ribs hard into the side barricade! Seeing DD is stunned, Tumble measures just right, gets a running start and jumps on the top rope, projecting himself off like a missile, right at DD! Drake at the last second moves under the flying Tumble and throws him even further! Tumble lands ribs first on the barricade before slinging off and landing hard on his back, completely in pain. Seeing he has a moment, Drake rests for a few seconds, nursing the damage he took to the ribs a second prior.

Eric Mark: “A high risk maneuver by Tumble, however it didn’t work out as planned.“

Alex Horn: “He is most definitely going to be feeling that tomorrow.”

Drake gets back up and drags the already injured Tumble back to his feel and rolls him back into the ring. Tumble lies nearly motionless as Drake climbs back into the ring. DD lifts Tumble back up and whips him against the ropes. As Tumble comes off the ropes, DD lifts him up, delivering a vicious spine buster to the back of Tumble. DD stands back up, giving a signal that the end is near. DD lifts Tumble back up and sets him up. With one swift violent movement Drake Daniels hit’s the Drake Unplugged!

Eric Mark: “Damn! That boy is definitely going to be hurting for the rest of the week!”

Drake rolls Tumble over and goes for a lax pin as Weener slides into position.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!

Eric Mark: “It over! Drake Daniels walks out the winner and the number One Contender for the One Shot Championship!”

Samantha: “He is your winner, AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE ONE SHOT CHAMPIONSHIP…DRAKE DANIELS!”

The camera switches to the ring where a Japanese Announcer is holding a microphone and a cue card. He reads the cue card and begins to speak.

Jap: Ladies and gentlemon…it is my pweasha to intooduce to you….Portaaaaa MaCLoooood.

“AH FUCK OFF!” blares through the speakers, but we don’t hear Porter’s theme music we hear Porter cursing instead. Porter walks out from behind the curtain and onto the stage, microphone in hand.

Porter: What the fuck was that lad?

Jap: I say you name.

Porter: No, you no say my name. Say it again.

Jap: Portaaaa MaCLooood.

Porter: No, it’s Porter…MacLeod….you try it.

Jap: Portaaa-

Porter: No, Chinky, it’s Porter. I know you fucks can say “r’s” because you do it all the time in place of “l’s” in a bunch of words. Try it one more time, lad.

Chinky: Porterrrrrrrrr.

Porter: Ok, enough of that, sounds like you’re growling at me. You’ve been hanging around Evans and his hookers too long. Anyways, it’s great to be here in…

Porter looks around the crowd for a second.

Porter: For the love of St. Pete’s ghost…where the fuck are we? The Red Light District?

Chinky: We are in Japan.

Porter: Shut the fuck up Kung Fu, I know where we are.

Chinky: Then why you ask?

Porter: What’s that over there?

Porter points to something on the other side of the ring and as the Jap turns back around, Porter plants a Pay the Piper on him. The crowd boos.

Porter: Oh, so you can Boo? I figured you boyos would just throw those little star things at me. You know I don’t even know why I’m wasting my breath talking to a crowd who has no fucking clue what I am saying. So I’ll just turn to the camera and talk to the people across the globe where things don’t smell like fish and who are over 5 feet tall.

The crowd continues to boo.

Porter: Alright, down to business lads. This week, I face a lass who I haven’t seen or heard from since she accepted the challenge. Which is probably a good thing, I won’t have to waste the time walking back down this aisle and get into this ring. The sweat that would come up on me thighs under me kilt wouldn’t be worth wasting on her. Hell, I wouldn’t let Johnny Hall have a go at this lass…and that’s bad. But I just wanted to—

Porter looks off into the crowd and points to a girl.

Porter: Well hello cutie. You, dark hair, skinny, big tits, stand up. Security boys help that lass over the guard rail there and let her come in the ring.

The girl nervously enters the ring.

Porter: You speak Eng-ish?

Girl: Yes.

Porter: How good?

Girl: Pretty good.

Porter: Say my name.

Girl: Porter MacLeod.

Porter: Ah, a lass after me heart. So what’s your name?

Girl: Allison.

Porter: Well Allison. You ever seen Godzirra?

Allison: I’ve seen movies.

Porter: Oh, I don’t think you know what I mean…have you ever seen…Godzirra?

Allison: No, I don’t think so.

Porter: Well, do you want to?

Allison: Oh, I don’t know…is he scary?

Porter: Well judging from the lads you’ve probably seen, then he’s a monster.

Allison: Where is he?

Porter: You wanna take a look up me kilt, lass? I’ll tell ya, you see most of these lads with tape on their hands or their fingers. I have to use all me tape just holding that bad boy down so he don’t slip out the bottom of me kilt for a breath of fresh air.

Allison: You mean you were talking about…that?

Porter: What the hell did you think I was talking about, lass? The big green dinosaur that shot flames out his mouth and arse?

Allison: I thought that was the Loch Ness Monster?

Porter: You’ll see which one it really is if you take a trip back to me locker room and wait for me, is that ok lass?

Allison: But what about my boyfriend?

Porter: I’ll take care of Chan, don’t you worry. Once you see what heat I be packin lass, you love me long time.

The girl steps out of the ring and heads to the back, her face flushed with embarrassment. Porter cracks his knuckles and continues with what he was going to say.

Porter: Now, back to business. What I came out here to do, besides embarrass you slant-eyes, was to address the issue of me signing on with the WU. I am not a sanctioned wrestler on the roster, and I currently have no plans with signing onto this roster. Until I am proven otherwise that there are benefits to me signing on, I’m going to continue to tote this belt around as a memo to all the lads in the back. This belt is proof that if I really were from a second-rate federation like JWF, then there should be no problem getting rid of me. Well, here’s the thing lads. There’s only one boyo in the back who can handle Porter Fucking MacLeod. And that’s Requiem. So, after tonight when I completely wipe the floor with Tallet’s face and make it as flat as her tits and ass, I’m going to issue another MacLeod Invitational. When I am beaten, I will sign on with WU, but until then I will continue to be the thorn in the side of all the WU fans and show the world that I am the Real World Champion, the Real Fucking Deal. And if they tried me…well, nevermind there’s no fucking chance to make this place famous.

Porter drops the microphone as he pops all four corners of the ring off before exiting the ring.

Strap Match
Short Circuit Championship

Chris Legend vs. David Gunn

Before the match even starts we see recent WU pick up 4:20 Kid standing in the ring with a referee shirt one

Alex Horn: “What the hell is this?”

Eric Mark: “Guess the 4:20 Kid will be refing this match”

Alex Horn: “No shit sherlock!”

Samantha: “The following match is set to be a Strap Match. And the winner will be determined by touching each of the turnbuckles with their hands. And this match is for the SHORT CIRCUIT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, Introducing first, From Motor City Michigan...on a weigh of 230 pounds, He is.....CHRIS LEGEND.”

Arena lights go dark and neon lights start flashing around the arena, rock show like smoke and fire start up as Chris Legend walks out on to the entrance stage wearing a Metallica Ride the Lightning T Shirt, shorts and black and white Nike Tennis shoes. In his right hand he has a glass bottled Pepsi he holds it up and takes a drink, then starts walking down the ramp, he climbs the ring steps and enters the ring, he climbs the second rope and takes another drink of his pepsi and climbs down and awaits for his opponent.

Samantha: “And his opponent for this match. He is the CURRENT SHORT CIRCUIT CHAMPION…Healing From Brooklyn New York, GIVE IT UP FOR DAVID GUNN!!!”

The arena darkens and the hard drumming often assocated with "Metalgulus" By Alter Bridge Smoke fills the entrance way but 420 by KottonMouth kings starts on the PA. at the 20 second mark David walks out with Samantha Blaze on his back and smiles Cheesy as Samantha hops off and takes David's arm walking with him down the ramp. David looks around at the arena and smiles. as they pass the Camera Samantha pulls her Shirt to the side and shows off her Bra strap holding 2 Joints. David gets on the Ring apron and does the puff puff pass sign to the crowd before getting. David stops every thing expect the music and starts Break Dancing on the floor. as David gets back up he faces his corner and Samantha kissing her deeply, and then Smells her bra Strap smelling his Joints. before turning back around and gets ready to get the match going

Alex: “Well, I say David has an even greater chance on winning this match now that 4:20 Kid is going to be the ref in this match.”

Eric Mark: “Chris Legend is going to work his ass off now that all the odds are against him on this one. “

Alex Horn: “Doesn’t matter, Pot heads stick togther…It’s like a hippie rule of thumb”

Kid gets in the middle of the ring and calls in both men to get closer to him, Once they get near him Weener brings comes back inside the ring with the strap on his hand which he gives to Kid. Who then smiles at Gunn and ties his side, then he looks over to Chris with a distaste and ties his. Now as both men are tied Kid calls for the bell so the match can start. Right off the bat though, Legend surprises Gunn with a hard punch in the abdomen causing him to gasp for air, he nails in a stiff kick in the abs next before taking hold of the strap and nailing him in his rib cage with it. Chris looks relentless as he connects the strap to Gunn a couple of times right in the same spot before Irish whipping him toward the ropes, Gunn comes back and with the strap he swings it to his face hard leaving a red mark right on. Now Chris takes hold of Gunn's hair and picks him off the ground, he connects with a neck breaker then gets on the second rope, he looks on to the crowd and then drops with a Swanton Bomb. Gunn quickly holds to his stomach in pain and then Legend gets up quickly from the ground to nail him with the strap to his rib cage again. Chris next picks up Gunn, and then runs toward the ropes, full speed now, Chris comes back with a Clothesline taking down Gunn to the ground again.

Alex Horn: “Well, I could be wrong and say that Chris may have a shot in winning this match and becoming the new champ if he keeps dogging Gunn the way he is doing so far.”

Eric Horn: “All he has to do now is touch each post and win it.”

Legend now attempts to drag Gunn across the ring and tag in each post, But Gunn took hold of a rope and wouldn't let go of them. Chris grows angry and walks over to Gunn nailing in a kick to his head before running to the ropes full speed to come back with a front face drop kick. Now with the strap now on his hand he begins to choke Gunn with it nonstop, but Kid comes from behind yelling to break it off, Although he just shoots him an angry glare causing him to step back a bit. Chris now runs to the ropes and connects with a Lionsault once again taking out the air of Gunn. then he picks up Gunn by the collar of his shirt and nails in a slap to his face for good measure. Chris then snapmares Gunn down making him land on his ass to then use the strap on him, Chris procedes to then whip him across the back with the strap hard and everyone in the arena can clearly hear how hard it was when it connected on his backside.

Alex Horn: “Damn!!”

Eric Mark: “I wouldn't want to be David Gunn right about now.”

Chris next uses the strap to place it around the neck of Gunn, he proceeds to try and toss Gunn outside the ring next, but David blocks that by getting an elbow to the stomach of Chris who releases the hold from the pain, this allows some time for Gunn to gain some air in his lungs. But Chris though goes back to work on Gunn going for a T-bone suplex, but once again David blocks this and nails Chris with the strap right on his abdomen, Chris quickly takes hold of his stomach in pain once again as Gunn uses the strap and whips on his legs causing him to go face first down to the mat floor. David smiles at this and proceeds to whip Chris on his back with the strap before running to the ropes and dropping his knee to the back. Gunn next picks up the pained Chris, he punches him on his face, and then gets in a kick in the rib cage before connecting with a Double Arm-DDT. David then goes back to work on Chris who was on the ground floor laid out, he raises him to his feet then nails in a Reverse DDT for good measure.

Alex Horn: “David Gunn looks like he has taken full on control on this match...he must really want to stay champion”

Alex Horn: “It’s almost like David got a dose of Spinach…A green…Leafy spinach”

Gunn now picks up Chris over his shoulder and starts to get closer to the ropes, get taps in the first post…then he walks to the second one and taps it as well. By now Chris started to wiggle from the hold that David had him on, but David continues proceeding to the ropes and manages to tap the third post...You can see the look on the face of Kid as Gunn starts getting near the last post that would give him the win on third match, but right before Gunn nails it Chris comes out with a Tornado DDT on Gunn. Chris then takes hold of the strap and starts to give Gunn some of his own medicine by whipping him on his back. He then picks up Gunn, next he nails a Samoan drop following that he places the strap around the neck of Gunn. Chris picks up Gunn by his hair and lays him out with a deadly powerbomb! Chris then starts to smile as she walks to the first and second corner taping each one easily, by the third one he feels someone take hold of his arm and turns him around, he then see's who this person was. 4:20 Kid looks at Chris with a angry glare and starts yelling at him some harsh words, but he hears enough and takes hold of his hair. This distraction gives David time to get to his feet and as Chris was busy grabbing on to Kid's hair, Gunn takes the strap and nails Chris with it on his back. Chris quickly lets go of his hair and Kid then nails Chris with a standing “NUTcheck" kick to the lower region.

Alex Horn: “Son of a…That fucker just kicked Chris’ set straight into his stomach”

Eric Mark: “See this is the factor that David Gunn had on his side, with Kid there he has a better chance in winning this match.”

Alex Horn: “What the hell are you talking about? Fucker grabbed his hair like a bitch, and 4:20 Kid just showed Chris that if your gonna act like a bitch then your gonna be treated like one!”

Kid from the corner looks on with a smile on his face as David now starts to repeatedly whip Chris all over his body with the strap. He then has enough and picks up Chris Legend, he nails him with a stiff punch to his face following in a knee to the ribs, Gunn then Irish Whips himself toward ropes coming back with a flying lariat taking Chris down to the floor. Gunn now mounts him and starts to nail in some punches before picking up the side of his strap and choking Chris with them. David next raises to his feet while still holding on to Chris. He then chop blocks him a couple of times before Irish Whipping toward the ropes, As Chris crashes them hard, David then plants him with a Cannonball who then pushes his body to the ground floor, Gunn next climbs the ropes and nails a Shooting Star Press.

Alex Horn: “Your boy Chris is getting owned right now.”

Eric Mark: “ I don't know how much longer can he hold on...I think that if David Gunn wanted too he could just basically drag him around the ring and get the victory.”

Alex Horn: “Like the dirty bitch he is”

David now starts to drag Chris around the ring while he taps the first post. The crowd starts to get really involved on the match now as David goes and taps on to the second corner, then David proceeds to the third one but by now Chris manages to take hold of the strap and this gave him strength to get to his feet as well. Kid saw this and attempted to go after him, but right out of nowhere Barbie Blank, Chris’ manager out from the back and tackles Kid down to the outside as they both get into a fierce fight. David and Chris are now fighting inside the ring, they nail each other left and right with stiff punches on the side of their faces. By one punch though Chris sends David to the third post allowing him to tap it with his hands. Now all he has to do is reach the last one and get the victory. David quickly starts to run to the last corner, but Chris uses the strap to trip him down...this gives him time to tap in the first two corner posts, and then go for the third one which he taps in. Now both men have 3 to 3 and just need one more to win the match.

Alex Horn: “Shit all they needs is one more to win.”

Eric Mark: “Now to see who reaches the last one is the problem.”

On the outside now its David’s lady Samantha Blaze who manages to get on top of Barbie, she slams her hair to the floor hard leaving her nearly knocked out. Sam then slaps her across the face before picking her up by the hair roughly. then she begins to slap her some more for good measure and proceeds in nailing her with a running bulldog to take her out of the ordeal. Inside the ring now once again both men are fighting to get to the last corner, but as they try each one gets nails with the strap by the other. Chris yells at Kid before fighting some more, Kid moths “OH NO YOU DIDN’T” and runs to Chris and drives a elbow into his back, David now sees this and gets in some punches to the abs of Chris, but Chris retaliates by Kicking Gunn right back and then snapmaring Kid down to the floor hard. Gunn goes to punch him but Chris side steps and nails him with a Spinebuster and then attempts to go tap in the last corner. Kid now gets right back up and with the strap to stop him from reaching the last corner which allowed time for David to get to his feet, but Chris sees him coming and pushes Gunn toward 4:20 Kid to get to the last rope, but this time David holds on to the strap and brings Chris back to them both. Kid drops him with a deadly DDT, as David Gunn leaps tapping the last corner to give him the win, and Gunn doesn’t stop there as he comes flying down with the GUNN FIRE.

Alex Horn: “That was one hell of a match, and I give Chris Legend some props on this one as he tried to overcome all the obstacles that were put in his corner.”

Eric Mark: “Question is, can anyone take that championship away from Gunn? He has defended it THREE different times already”

Samantha Blaze rolls into the ring and hugs David Gunn tightly before kissing him passionately on the lips. she then breaks from the kiss and grabs the mic.

Samantha Blaze: “Here is your winner...and STILL SHORT CIRCUIT CHAMPION…My man, DAVID GUNN!!!”

David Gunn takes the belt to his hands and gets on top of the ropes to held it up. You can see that he is enjoying himself after getting another W. Chris now crawls out of the ring to Barbie who quickly goes to check on him then coming out from the back, Chris looks into the ring at 4:20 Kid with a pissed off look, but Kid just looks down at his and swings his hair to the back with a devilish smile on his and points at the Bleeding banner hanging over the entrance way

We are taken to the set of what looks to be a carbon copy of Dr. Phil show, but things look run down, almost falling apart, there are cardboard cut outs for a crowed. A carnival theme begins to play as a man with a pillow stuck under his shirt, and clown make up with a bad head wig on. Looks as if…Why it looks like a combo of Jinx and Dr. Phil

Jinx Phil: “Welcome to the show everyone…And what a show we have for you all, you see I’m going to pull out some more advice from my ass, like I do everyday. And were going inside the mind of a battered Spouse.”

The Crowed stays silent

Jinx Phil: “What you fuckers don’t see the applause sign above? I know its there, and I know its on…”

Jinx picks up a chair and throws it into the crowed, clearing about 6 or 7 cut outs. He then pulls a box out from his pocket and presses play giving him the sound of clapping

Jinx Phil: “Now that’s better…”

Jinx walks to his seat and next to him is a Blow-Up doll with a head shot of Crystal, DLS’ wife

Jinx Phil: “Welcome Crystal to the show everyone”

The camera gets a shot of the doll, who being a doll has nothing on with her legs wide open

Jinx Phil: “My dear god, It’s no wonder why you’re a mess, you can’t seem to keep your legs closed! Guess that solves the question of just how DLS has a resume that he does. I mean I would be a multiple champion if I had a wife who was always READY to go!”

Another shot of the doll

Jinx Phil: “Must have touched a nerve, Bitch aint saying anything. Better that way wouldn’t want to listen to you beg!”

A highlight of last week flashes across the screen

Please No…Please Don’t

Jinx Phil: “What a cry baby. But enough of the reason’s why you’re a crying hoe, and lets get to the real subject…I hear you can’t sleep at night, I hear your having nightmares about a Sick Fucker who may I add is a handsome devil. I also hear DLS is a bit worried…Worried about your will being. Is this true?”

No Reply

Jinx Phil: “But my dear why are you so scared? I mean this Jinx fella isn’t that bad of a guy, I mean I’m sure he’ll take it easy on your hubby, I’m sure instead of Killing him with violence, he’ll just destroy him. I’m sure he’ll make it so you could have a open casket for his funeral. And I’m sure Jinx well even hold back from sticking Ol’ Faithful to far up his ass. And just enough to tickle the ivory of his prostate. Does that make you feel better?”

No Reply

Jinx Phil: “My dear you really should say something, I’m fucking helping you here and your just sitting there? Like the ungrateful, spoiled bitch that you are!”

No Reply…Jinx smirks as he leaps off his chair and grabs the doll of Crystal and begins to choke the doll

Jinx Phil: “I’m starting to realize you enjoy being treated this way, I’m starting to think that while DLS is away you enjoy getting ruffed up from his co-workers! Is that your enjoyment? He goes out the front door and in come Superstar A ramming you in your back door? You’re a sick little doll you know that? I bet you enjoyed Jinx last week, I could tell…I WAS THERE! The way your mouth watered and your eyes tried to show fear, but also hide the lust! Then the disappointment of the snakes in the can gag…You wouldn’t Jinx to show you a good time didn’t you?”

No Reply

Jinx Phil: “Tell you what, I’m going to do you a favor.”

No Reply

Jinx Phil: “Why the shocked look? I’m FUCKING DR. PHIL…It’s what I do! Now I’m going to give you the chance to put a image of something so sick inside the head of DLS that your hubby will never be able to get out of his mind! And in doing so, I’m going to give you what you wanted last week.”

Jinx Phil unzips his pants, as he grabs a POV camera and places the Crystal faced Doll’s open mouth on his genitals, Jinx holds the camera as we watch as Jinx pulls the red hair of the doll and smiles

Jinx Phil: “SHIT, YOU GOT YOURSELF A WINNER HERE DLS!”

Jinx shows his impression of a Orgasmic face, while still trying to stay true to the Dr. Phil look

Jinx: “Untill Later tonight, I’m Dr. Jinxy Phil saying…”

He pulls the dolls head away from his John, and gets a shot of the creamy looking fluid dripping out of her mouth

Jinx: “Tootles”

MaCleod Invitational

Meagan Tallet vs. Porter MaCleod

Samantha: “Next we have the very first ever MaCleod Invitational match, Making her way out to the ring first, she is the challenger of tonight’s match…GIVE IT UP FOR MEAGAN TALLET!”

The lights go down and all of a sudden the red and blue emergency lights flash to life Highway begins playing across the pa and teal colored fireworks begin to light up the arena. Suddenly the fans can see a 4" square sled being lowered diagonally from the ceiling. Chained Rose climbs down to the ring holding a 3' length of re-bar, once she steps into the ring a blast of purple flames erupts from the two corners opposite the ramp. She stands awaiting her opponent in a Randy Orton like pose.

Before Samantha could introduce Porter MaCleod, Porter walks out onto the stage without any music he has a microphone in his hand.

Porter: I’m actually quite surprised that you showed up lass. I figured you would have done chickened out and no-showed me here. But it’s a good thing you are here though, because you get to be the first example that I set for the WU. The first example is also going to be a lesson, lass. A lesson on why you never trust a MacLeod. You see, this is the MacLeod Invitational. But…it’s not the Porter MacLeod Invitational. So, instead of me wasting my time and my breath and my sweat in that ring, you’re going to be facing me little brother….Rueben.

Meagan’s face is that of arrogance, she sees she might have an easier time defeating Porter’s younger brother.

A bagpipe version of Goldberg’s theme begins to play over the speakers and a mountain of a man steps out from behind the curtain.

Alex Horn: “Jesus H. Christ he’s huge.”

Eric: “That’s no little brother he’s talking about…that guy is almost as big as Requiem.”

Porter: “Hailing from Glenfinnan Scotland, weighing in at 397 pounds and reaching a height of 6 feet, 10 inches. He is the Monster from the Loch, he is Rueben Fucking MacLeod.”

Alex: He’s a big old boy….o”

Eric: This should be a massacre.

Ruben stands in the ring, smirking at Meagan. Meagan doesn’t know what to do as she bounces off the ropes and attempts a clothesline on the monster, but just bounces off him. She goes for another and the same thing happens again. She goes for another try but this time Rueben slaps on a bear hug, damn near squeezing the life out of Meagan

Eric Mark: “That Bear of a man is going to squeeze the life out of Meagan”

Alex Horn: “Think he does Birthday parties?”

Eric Mark: “What?”

Alex Horn: “Just saying, I have a ex-Mother in law I would like to introduce to Rueben”

Rueben then drops forward landing on top of Meagan. Rueben then rolls off the lifeless body of Meagan. Rueben drags her to her feet and smacks her in the face a few times, Meagan still looks to be out of it. Rueben picks her up and drives her down with a deadly chock slam! Rueben doesn’t stop there as he bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air crashing down on top of Meagan with a big splash!

Eric Mark: “My God! He is really going to kill her!”

Alex Horn: “What? Na just leave her a little flat chested”

Rueben looks up to Porter who nods at his little brother. Reuben picks a dead Meagan up off the matt and places her on his shoulders as if he is going for a powerbomb, but lifts her up a bit higher off his chest and drives her crashing down to the matt with a earth rattling Last Ride!

Eric Mark: “She’s dead, its official”

Alex Horn: “He calls that the Bottom of the Loch”

Rueben places one foot on the body of Meagan…

One…

Two…

Three…

Porter enters the ring after the ref makes the third count. Porter raises Rueben’s arm in victory as they stand over a broken Meagan Tallet. Porter asks for a microphone.

Porter: “I warned ya lass to never trust a MacLeod. But I didn’t lie to you when I said it was the MacLeod Invitational, I just didn’t tell you which MacLeod you would be facing. An as you can see, no matter which MacLeod you face, you’ll end up lying flat on your back, like the dirty whore you are, lass. And before any other lads make the comment, I don’t let me little brother fight all me battles. Just the ones I don’t waste my time with. Porter MacLeod isn’t going to be seen in the ring with nobodies like Meagan Tallet. Hell, Porter Fucking MacLeod more than likely won’t be seen in the ring with any of the lads in this federation.”

“But I’m holding good on my offer. The Invitational will close Monday night at 11:59 p.m. eastern time. The first one to apply will be the first one accepted. So as for the rest of you fuck-stains that are too afraid to be in the ring with Porter MacLeod, don’t be worried. You’ll get your turn, because eventually Mr. Prime Time will have shown this whole federation just what the Real Deal is about. And this entire roster will have gotten their reality check on just what true wrestling is. But now, you're apparently the property of Porter MacLeod. So here's what I have to say to that. Meagan”

Porter takes Tallet's contract and wipes his ass with it...he then tears it to shreds.

Porter: “I don't want anything to do with you lass...you're not in the least bit attractive and you would pose as no real asset to Porter MacLeod….And with that…I’m Porter Fucking MacLeod and he’s Rueben MacLeod. You mess with the Brothers MacLeod and you can consider yourself as good as dead, boyos.”

DLS is seen looking around his lockeroom, he looks to be looking for something, what we have no idea, but he is getting pissed off that he can’t seemed to find it…

Jinx: “Would you be looking for this?”

DLS turns around and see’s Jinx standing there wearing a Boston Redsox Jersey, and Hat along with a pair of batting gloves and with Ol’ Faithful in his hands

DLS: “I should kill you where you stand you wanker!”

Jinx: “Wanker? Now what the hell is that? I mean I was ready for a insult and I get that?”

DLS: “Just SHUT THE FUCK up”

Jinx: “There’s that fire! Almost gave me the heavy, Jeavys”

DLS: “Oh I’ll give you more then fire when we get into the ring”

Jinx: “See I would enjoy nothing more, but I have a feeling you won’t be making it to ringside.”

DLS: “Oh no, Just why the hell not?”

Jinx: “Because I made a promise to my Dear Crystal, and I wouldn’t want to be called a liar.”

DLS: “Your Dear Crystal? Mother fucker!”

Jinx: “Didn’t you see the happy ending Jinxy Phil got, And I must say I was impressed…Never would have guessed Crystal to be a swallowing type of girl.”

DLS: “That’s fuckin it!”

DLS makes a dive for Jinx, Jinx just steps to the side and cracks DLS dead in the face with the Barbwired Ol’ Faithful. DLS drops to the floor. Jinx adjusts his batting gloves, and tips his ball cap a little lower

Jinx: “Don’t you want to know what the promise was?”

DLS gets back to a wobbly, up right position and Jinx takes a batting stance and swings the weapon into the back of the head of DLS witch makes a sick sound, as DLS drops face first to the ground

Jinx: “The Promise was I wouldn’t stick this here toy to far up your ass.”

Jinx pulls DLS’ tights lower and the camera stays locked on Jinx’s face, as he rams the weapon down into the backside of DLS

Jinx: “Promise Kept”

Jinx hums a little tune to himself as he skips out of DLS’ lockeroom

Hallow Wicked and DLS vs. Twilight Rayn and Jinx

Eric Mark: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Parental Advisory’s. We’ve already witnessed a hell of a night, we saw Porter and his little brother just destroy Meagan Tallet and we’ve also determined the number one contender for the One Shot Champion in Drake Daniels, and I just got word that Next week at the Bleeding we will have a debut match with 4:20 Kid taking on Chris Legend”

Alex Horn: “That’s right my fellow Overweight Sidekick, up next we’re going to get to see an elimination tag match for men who hate each other! Hallow Wicked and DLS facing off against Jinx and Twilight.”

Eric Horn: “That’s right Reggie this match should be something really special. With Hallow Wicked and Twilight Rayne meeting at The Bleeding in a Casket match.”

Alex Horn: “But E, how the hell is DLS supposed to go on tonight, when he was brutally attacked by Jinx?”

Eric Horn: “I have no idea Lex”

Samantha: “I just got word that tonight’s Tag-team match has been changed to a handicap match between Hallow Wicked and Twilight Rayn and Jinx!”

Jinx comes skipping down the ramp and walks right around the ring and sits right next to Lex and E

Eric Mark: “What the hell are you doing?”

Jinx: “What, I don’t need to wrestle tonight, Twilight hasn’t done anything to me, nor has Wicked…But just between us this freaks give me the creeps!”

Eric Mark: “They give you the creeps?”

Jinx: “Why do you sound so surprise?”

Eric Mark: ….

Alex Horn: “Don’t worry about him Jinxy, he had a bad experience with Clowns”

Jinx: “Is that so…What happened Eric, did mama dearest play roleplay with daddy and you walked in on them? Or was it a surprise from mommy popping out the cake with to much make up”

Eric Mark: “Would you just leave me alone you sick fuck”

Jinx: “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!”

Eric Mark: “Not…nothi….Nothing…”

Samantha: “Give it up for TWILIGHT RAYN!”

Rob Zombie's Dracula begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. Once the intro is over a light shines up from the stage. A column of vapor begins to rise up. Twilight rises from the stage. His eyes remain closed as a pillar of vapor rises up around his body. After several moments pass he opens his eyes and walks down the ramp. He ignores the fan's reaction to him whether good or bad and slides into the ring

Samantha: “And his challenge for tonight…HALLOW WICKED!”

When the beginning of The Serpentine Offering starts, the lights go out and show complete darkness. Then the path lights up blue and fog starts to rise from the walk way. When the music hits, the lights come back on, but they are blood red. Hallow Wicked steps out from behind the entrance curtain and steps onto the stage with his trench coat on. He looks around at his crowd for a few seconds. He walks down the ramp when the words start in the song, and on he stops half way and looks at a selective few fans and smiles at them. When he gets to the ring, he takes off his trench coat and looks up the ramp way and awaits his next victim

The bell rings and Rayn comes in with a clothesline almost taking the head off Wicked. He quickly goes on to the attack planting him with hard punches to the face before raising him up. He then nails a knee to the midsection and he bends over. Rayn then rushes to the ropes coming back with a Knee smash to his face. Rayn laughs as he watches Wicked roll around the ring in pain, he crawls to the turnbuckle getting himself off the floor but as he does this Rayn comes out of nowhere with a hard splash on his back. He then takes hold of his head and smashes it on the turnbuckle hard.

Alex Horn: “Damn!”

Jinx: “See Twilight doesn’t need me, He is desire of a tan, but another story”

Eric: “DLS needed Wicked”

Jinx: “Mr. Mark, if you keep this up I will be force to…Show you a trick”

Wicked tries to stop the attack with an elbow to the face, but all that does is anger Rayn who picks over his shoulders and throws him outside the ring. With a thud everyone can hear just how hard he landed on his face outside. Rayn goes off to the chase and takes Wicked's legs raising him up midway, he then stares at the crowd with an evil smirk and swings his entire body to the barricade hard. The camera does a reply of that move showing how hard the head of Wicked connected with the barricade. Rayn now grabs a dazed out Wicked off the floor, he is clearly weak and can barely stand on his own two feet. Rayn laughs and taunts Wicked, Wicked stuns Twilight and begins to stumble up the ramp. Twilight gives chase as the two fight into the back area, leaving the ref to start a ten count.

Jinx: “This is my time to shine! Ill catch you two on the flip side!”

One…

Two…

Three…

Jinx leaves the commentators and rolls into the ring, and tells the ref to keep counting

Four…

Five…

Six…

Seven…

Eight…

Nine…

Ten…

The Ref holds up Jinx’s arms as he is the winner, even though he didn’t even break a sweet

Samantha: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER JINX AND TWILIGHT RAYN”

Alex Horn: “Jinx is a really miss-understood superstar”

Eric Mark: “I think I need to change my pants.”

The camera goes up to the locker room of Doom and Maddox, we see Skull walk up with a bat, and he swings at he door, making a loud clang noise. He then run off around the corner and Doom walks out, looking around and then Maddox steps out. He also looks around

Maddox: “Doom, get ready…I’m positive it was a stunt being pulled by Burrows. I’ll go have a word with him”

Maddox has a cocky look as he strolls right down the hall, Skull is ready. As Maddox steps along the corner, Skull swings the bat and hit’s a home run swing right to Maddox’s head. Skull catches him before he falls, and lifts him on his shoulders and runs down the hall, enters the boiler room.

Skull Daze: “Takes care of this fuck.”

The camera cuts

We fade back in to check on Maddox, who was tossed into the boiler room just moments ago by Skull Daze. Maddox seems to be coming to, for he is crawling around trying to get out of the dark, musky boiler room.

Eric Evans: "Who do we have here?"

The view pulls back to see Eric Evans and Requiem peering down at Brandon Maddox.

Requiem: "Fate."

Eric Evans: "That’s exactly right, big man."

Evans snickers before strutting over towards Maddox, kneeling down at his head.

Eric Evans: "You have found yourself in quite a pickle, my good sir. You see, you have been tossed into a room where The Sorrow just loves to reside. We were just about ready to head out to the ring, but I’m sure they won’t mind if we are just a couple of seconds late."

Double E stands up, and sends a hard kick to the ribs of Maddox, causing Maddox to squeal in pain.

Eric Evans: "Where’s your boyfriend now, Maddox?"

Evans delivers another kick

Eric Evans: "Where’s Vargas?"

Yet another kick.

Eric Evans: "It seems as if you’ve been left out to dry, ole bud...Almost like Requiem last week"

Evans pulls his leg back to send another kick…

Requiem: "Stop."

Double E’s sights fall on Requiem, who is still peering down at Brandon Maddox.

Requiem: "My intentions are cruel."

The grin that comes across Double E’s face is priceless as his view falls from Requiem back down to Maddox.

Eric Evans: "Good luck, Faggots. You’re going to need it now."

Double E pushes Maddox out of the doors path with his right foot. He opens the door, but before exiting turns back to look at Requiem, who still just blankly stares down at Banking Brandon Maddox.

Eric Evans: "I’ll see you out there, Req."

Double E turns to leave, and closes the door behind him.

Requiem: "I am now face to face with one who wishes to speak of me with such a tone of mockery. You choose to scoff at my capability, and for that I choose to scar yours."

Requiem tosses his head back, getting the hair out of his eyes as he ambles towards Maddox.

Jinx: "Now, Now Mr. Sorrow"

The view pulls back to see Jinx cowering over in a dark corner of the boiler room.

Jinx: "We wouldn’t want to do that now, would we?"

Jinx rushes from the corner towards Requiem.

Jinx: "Your eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming, Mr. Sorrow. You want to know a little something about dreaming? You eventually have to wake up."

Requiem: "You dare interrupt me?"

Jinx: "Yeah. I guess I do"

Requiem: "I should strangle the life out of you where you stand."

Jinx: "Perhaps so, but you need me. You need to find the hidden sick, sadistic, maniacal mother fucker that rests within you. Who better to help you than me?"

Requiem’s head drops to get his hair back into his eyes.

Jinx: "That’s right. You have more important issues to deal with. Go tend to those. Leave me with Mr. Maddox."

Jinx grabs Maddox by the foot and drags him into the darkness of the boiler room. Requiem watches as they both fade, then makes his way out of the room.

We fade from ringside to the backstage area, where we see Eric Evans resting within the comfort of his office watching the show. His feet are propped up on the desk, and he has a double shot Crown Royal logo glass in his hand. We hear the door open and close, then see a smile come across Evans face. The view pulls out to see Porter MacLeod come right on in and sit down on the couch.

Eric Evans: "What’s going on, Mac?"

Porter MaCleod: "Are you drunk, lad?"

Eric Evans: "A little bit. I’m celebrating, you know? Thus far, all has gone to plan. I got to kick the hell out of Faggots, Reuben was finally unveiled, Jinx had his talk with Req. I couldn’t be happier!"

Porter MaCleod: "That’s good, boyo. There’s just one more thing we need to do"

Eric Evans: "That will come later."

Porter MaCleod: "No, lad. Not that. We need to get me under contract."

Eric Evans: "The hell you say?"

Porter MaCleod: "I’m serious, boyo. I just have two demands, and I know you’re the man who can get shit done for me."

Eric Evans: "Well, let’s hear them."

Porter MaCleod: "First, I want this championship to become a sanctioned championship in WU. I want it to be the Prime Time Championship, lad."

Eric Evans: "Well, we have an awful lot of singles titles in this bitch already, Mac. I’ll tell you what I can do, I can make that title an official title, and book you to fight Gun at the PPV to unify the title he carries with that one. The unified championship would become the Prime Time Championship. How does that strike you?"

Porter MaCleod: "Give me few to think about it, lad. You threw too much info at me too quick. I can’t make a decision with this kind of pressure, boyo."

Evans sits back and shuts his mouth to give Porter a little time to think about it. Two seconds pass.

Porter MaCleod: "That’s fine, boyo."

Eric Evans: "Okay. I’ll book that match for The Bleeding."

Porter MaCleod: "Next, I want an unlimited fund for me bar tabs, boyo."

Eric Evans: "Well shit son, I wouldn’t have it any other way!"

Porter MaCleod: "Okay then. You’re looking at the newest member of WU’s roster then."

Double E opens his desk drawer to pull out a WU contract.

Eric Evans: "Just sign this one, Mac. I’ll do all the adjustments to get your demands in there."

Porter MaCleod: "Wait, lad. Get Santifaggo in here."

Eric Evans: "What the fu…You turning into a fruit cake on me?"

Porter MaCleod: "Fuck you Chicken-neck...just get him in here, you'll like this one."

Eric Evans: "I’ll take your word for it."

Double E picks up the phone and dials a number.

Eric Evans: "Hey bitch! Where’s Fagiago?"

…

Eric Evans: "Send his ass in here. Tell him to bring Porter’s contract with him."

Evans hangs up the phone. A few moments later, Santiago rushes in to Evans office, out of breath.

Eric Evans: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, RICO?"

Santiago: 'Just what you wanted. I’m here with Porter’s contract.'

Eric Evans: "No the fuck you just didn’t. Get the fuck out of my office! Right the fuck now! When you get out, wait five seconds, then knock! FUCK do I look like my name is Chris Icon? You better NEVER come into my office without knocking again! I’ll smack you so fuckin’ hard your ears will flap and you’ll gain flight!"

Porter MaCleod: "He just about does while he's running anyways, lad."

Santiago does as he’s told. He walks out of Evans’ office and closes the door. Double E looks down at his watch.

::5...4...3...2...1::

*Knock, Knock, Knock*

Eric Evans: "Get your faggoty ass in here!"

Santiago opens the door and walks in.

Eric Evans: "Okay Dumbo, sign this man to a contract."

Santiago hands Porter the contract he has brought with him. Porter takes the contract in one hand, and raises his kilt with the other. He proceeds to rub the contract all over his testicles. Evans is laughing his ass off while trying not to look. Santiago on the other hand has begun salivating.

Santiago: 'You…uhm…You…Can…Can I have that back?'

Santiago is all hot and bothered by the fact that he just saw Porter’s MacLeod assets, hence why it took him fifteen minutes to stutter out a single sentence.

Porter MaCleod: "Fuck no!"

Santiago: "I’ll pay you! Oh God! Whatever you want! I’ll give it to you!"

Porter hops up from the couch, sending a hard left hand across the jaw of Santiago.

Eric Evans: "GODDAMNIT, PORTER! Not in my office!"

Porter stops.

Porter MaCleod: "I’m sorry, lad. I’ll drag his arse into the hallway."

Eric Evans: "Well sign this contract first, damn it!"

Porter MaCleod: "Oh, right. Sure, boyo!"

Porter walks over to Evans desk. He picks up the pen Evans has laid upon the contract and signs his name to it.

Porter MaCleod: "There you go, lad."

Eric Evans: "Thank you. Have fun. Beat his ass a little for me."

Porter MaCleod: "Will do."

Porter grabs Santiago by the foot and drags him out into the hallway. Evans is calmly snickering at first, until the sound of Santiago’s body is heard bouncing off the outside wall, then Evans falls back in his chair laughing.

ONE SHOT CHAMPIONSHIP

Chad Vargas © and Doom (Doom Alliance) vs. Requiem and Skull Daze

Samantha: "It is time for OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE NIGHT! and it is for the One Shot Championship!"

The akward beatt of "Tick, Tick..." beings to play over the speakers. The crowd boos pour into the arena, while a dark red color falls fills the arena. Maddox walks out from behind the curtain. He has a cocky smirk on his face. He is wearing a black suit with black shoes. He stops at the top of the ramp, while Doom walks out from behind the curtain. Doom stops next to Maddox, and he looks around at the crowd. Doom is wearing his green cloak, the hood over his head. The metal mask covers his face. Under the cloak he is wearing wrestling shorts, a dark grey tank top, black wrestling shows. Maddox and Doom walk down the ramp while the crowd beings to boo. Maddox starts to talk shit to some of the fans. Maddox slides into the ring once they reach it. Doom takes his time by walking up the stairs. He walks across the apron, and steps over the top rope. He walks into the middle of the ring. Maddox removes the cloak from Doom, while the massive body of Doom is exposed. You can see the dragon tattoo going around Doom's arm. Scars cover his body. Doom holds his arms, looking straight up. Pyro shoots from turnbuckles, and makes it seems that the pyro cut the red lights off.

Samantha: "Ladies and Gents GIVE IT UP FOR THE MAN, THE MYT, DOOM!!!"

he scene opens up to a jam-packed WU arena. Many signs can be seen being held up by alot of the fans in attendence. All of a sudden Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” blasts over Wrestling Unplugged's P.A. system as Chad F’N Vargas emmerges from the darkness behind the curtain. The crowd boos immediately at the sight of Vargas. Dressed ready to wrestle, he's wearing his yellow and purple wrestling tights, and a black "King Cobra - World Tour" muscle shirt. He’s topped off with his signature purple tinted Ray bans. In his left hand, he clutches his personalized acoustic guitar. Vargas struts down the aisle mouthing obscentities to the crowd the entire way. He finally reaches the steal steps, and slowly climbs up them and into the ring. He climbs up onto each of the four turnbuckles, raising his arms and guitar high in the air. He climbs down after a few minutes and pyros blast off around him off of all four turnbuckle tops as soon as his feet hit the mat. He takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles for the crowd, as they boo louder. Vargas smirks arrogantly as he sets his guitar down, arrogantly awaiting his opponent

Samantha: "And here is the current WU ONE SHOT CHAMPION...CHAD 'FN' VARGAS!"

The arena lights slowly fade from full light, to dead darkness. Nothing at all can be seen, minus the dancing cigarette lighters in the crowed from the anticipating fans. After but a moment, a distorted voice is heard over the loudspeakers, repeating the following cryptic tongued message.

Samantha: "GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR WU WORLD CHAMPION...REQUIEM!"

Nad nehw draeh fo eht noitcerruser fo eht daed, emos dekcom. Rrehto dias; Ew lliw raeh eeht niaga no siht rettam.

A massive explosion follows the tongued sermon as the words to Boondox - Torn Possession kick in. Flames begin to dance upon the stage and the entrance ramp, and the same mysterious fog pours in.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

The fog fades as the chorus ends. Requiem can now been seen, towering on center stage.

I'm surrounded by the dark become a stranger to the light.
Put all my hopes into the fact that everything will be alright.
But as I sit here crippled nervous in a state of shock.
Times become my enemy I'm staring at a broken clock.
And every hour on the hour some thing strange is taking place.
Apparitions on the wall voices and my soul is raped.
I can't explain it am I burnin' in that fire pit?
Has the devil come to claim what's his for all the times I needed shit?

Requiem, with his head down and his long, grey streaked black hair in his eyes slowly walks from center stage onto the ramp through the fog and the dancing flames.

I tried sleeping but still I could feel it creepin.
Call off the deacon bloods leakin right from the ceilin.
I hear the rain fallin tappin on my window sill.
Shadows crawling babies crying make it all seem surreal.
And what's that tickin in my head.
I know for sure that I ain't dead.
If that's the case then why the fuck am I still sittin in my bed.
I'm tryna scream but no sounds so I'm reachin for the phone.
I need to call some one right now to tell me what's goin on.

Upon the finishing of the last sentence, Requiem comes to the end of the ramp. The view flies by, going left to right to catch the full view of the fog, the flames, and Requiem standing at a standstill.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

Requiem now turns quickly towards the ring steps. His long, black trench coat flaps from the rapid movement. He makes his way up the steps.

Seven days and nights go by and I ain't seen the fuckin sun.
Layin here surrounded by a priest some crosses and a nun.
Speakin in a foreign language but I seem to understand.
Crucifix is burnin flesh right when they placed it in my hand.
Holy water feels like torture fallin on my head.
Demons whisper in my ear don't worry son your almost dead.
Moms cryin daddies packin pictures flyin on the wall.
I can hear my grandma talk in tounges some where down the hall

Once up the steps, Requiem wastes little time stepping over the ropes into the ring. He twirls around, showing his coat flap in the rapid wind once more. He slowly takes off his coat.

Next thing I noticed I'm wakin up I'm in an empty room.
Some what unfamiliar was I sleepin in an empty tomb.
And then a light from up above.
I heard a voice filled with love.
A lady dressed all in white I didn't who she was.
And I can't explain the calm.
After the shock pain in my arm.
All I know is I feel warm and I don't care what's goin on.

The Sorrow walks his coat to his corner, and drapes it across the top rope. Without a hurry, he turns back towards the better side of the ring, and awaits.

Samantha: "And his partner for tonights match, Ladies and gents give it up for SKULL DAZE!!!"

Skull Daze’s music plays, and he comes out, with the same bat he whacked Maddox with. He has a microphone in his other hand.

Skull Daze: "Just like me, taking Maddox out of the game, here is another surprise, we are in fucking Japan. BRING OUT THE LIGHT TUBES."

Skull walks to the side of the stage, and two fork lifts are driven out. Carry a mass amount of light tubes, Skulls eyes grow wide as they are dropped down. The fork lifts come back up the ramp and back into the back, but Skull still hasn’t moves to the ring.

Eric Mark: "Will you had to know something like this was going to happened Lex, I mean we are in Japan"

Alex Horn: "Say where do you think they get all these light Tubes?"

Eric Mark: "How the hell should I know?"

Alex Horn: "I think they stole them"

Eric Mark: "Stole them?"

Alex Horn: "Yea, hear me out...The 4:20 kid is here, and so isn't David Gunn add the rest of the closet pot heads and you know some one is growing that whacky tabacky! and To grow it...You need Florsecent Light Bulbs"

Eric Mark: "I think YOUR smocking some of there funny Bone if you know what I'm talking about!"

Skull makes a run for it up the ramp Chad follows behind Skull, before getting jumped by Skull. Skull hit’s a Kick to the gut of Chad, and just pounds Chad to the ground. Skull then get up and sees Requiem staring at something. Skull turns around and Doom is standing right behind him. Skull backs up a little bit, before running and throwing his body at Doom. Doom catches him though, and tosses him like a rag doll down the ramp. Requiem is out of the ring by now, and the bell has been rung. Doom meets Requiem with a hard right, but Requiem shoots back with a left, and then hit’s a knee to the gut and then hit’s a uppercut that takes the big man down to his back. Mean while Chad and Skull are trading blows on the stage, Skull low blows Chad to gain the advantage, and acts like he is going to pedigree Chad, but jumps up and hits a modified curb stomp.

Eric Mark: "This is out of control, Both Requiem and Skull have a score to settle, and you Know I aint going to argue about them fuckers trying to tak emy job but this isn't even a wrestling match, it's more of a street fight if anything!"

Alex Horn: "And your bitching Why?"

Eric Mark: "I'm not bitching, just calling it the way it is"

Alex Horn: "Really? Because from over here it sounds like bitching"

Driving both feet into Chad’s head, He then runs down the ramp, and kicks Doom in the rib cage. As Requiem looks on. Requiem then picks Doom up and whips him into the barricade and starts unleashing blow after blow to his body. Skull wanting a turn, taps Dooms chin, then hops on the barricade steadies himself and leaps off, turning in mind air to hit a heel kick. Doom falls over, and Skull looks cock as he mounts Doom, and talks shit, while slapping his face. Skull gets up and tells Requiem to pick him up and hold him. Requiem gives Skull a bad look, but do so, Skull then walks a little bit up the ramp, and finds his bat and picks it up, he then goes full charge and goes to hit Doom, but Doom breaks free ad Skull nails Requiem busting him open, and laying him out. Skull looks down with a look of disbelief, turning around Chad is somehow up and walking very slowly towards him, and Doom is at his side. Skull laughs and runs wildly at them, swinging the bad, but misses Chad and Doom grabs his hair and slams him down to the ramp. Chad garbs the bat and starts swinging down at Skull, yelling at him, calling him all kinds of foul things, so very angered over his mother being raped.{{go figure eh?}}.

Eric Mark: "Now That just isn't right. To talk about another's mother like that"

Alex Horn: "What the hell are you talking about E, I throw a 'Yo Mamma' Joke at you at least once a week, fuck last night me and your Mamma re-acted Moby dick...I was the seamen and she was the whale!"

Eric Mark: "..."

Chad throws the bat down and begins to choke Skull out of life, as Doom walks over to a fallen Requiem, but Requiem shoots up and looks right at Doom and is quick to his feet, nailing Doom with a punch and then grabbing his throat and tossing him down the ramp and to ringside. Chad is still choking Skull out, Skull is turning blue, but brings his hands up and starts punching Chad’s head, finally pulling out one more trick and poking him in the eye. Chad grabs his eyes, and Skull takes his chance to roll Chad over. Now Skull is on top and he swings wildly at Chad, Chad not ebbing able to defend himself. Punch after Punch the Chad’s head. Skull digs one more punch onto Chad’s head before getting up and leaving him for dead. Back in the ring now. Doom has Requiem in a bear hug, Requiem trying to fight out of it with brute power. Nails a head butt and gets let go, Doom fires back with a knee and then a head but as his own. Requiem then takes both men out of the ring with a big clothesline. Skull out of energy, is stumbling down the ramp, Chad trying to go after him, crawling down the ramp, his left eye swelled shut and a trickle of blood from his lip. Skull gets over to Doom and pulls him up and trys to go for a Dazed Driver on the floor, but Doom struggles and Skull can’t get a hold of him enough so he simply falls backwards. The ref, who has hidden in the ring the whole time quickly gets to the outside and counts 1 2 break up from Chad who flings his body on top of Skull.

Eric Mark: "A Bloody Close one right there"

Alex Horn: "Where the hell did the English come from E?"

Eric Mark: "Felt like the right thing to say"

Alex Horn: "You do realize were in Japan, not The UK right?"

Eric Mark: "Of course dumbass, I mean do I look like you!"

Alex Horn: "You would be Oh so lucky to look like me"

Eric Mark: "You mean lucky to be divorced 33 times, or lucky to be a guy who can't stay sober for more then a day, or what about the hookers you pay for everynight?"

Alex Horn: "Dude, Stop with the complaments. I'm starting to blush"

Chad is picked up by Requiem who picks him up in a power bomb and runs him into the pole. And then bombs him down. Skull is also up and walks over to the pile of light tubes, he grabs two of them and walk over to Chad and Doom. Skull is waiting for Doom to get up as Requiem Stands over Chad. Doom pulls himself using the ropes, and Skull smashes the tube right over Doom’s head. Doom falls back down and Chad gets picks up by Requiem. Requiem whips him over to Skull who runs the tube right into Chad. Skull seeing both men are down. Rips the pad off the flooring, and then goes under the ring and pulls out a table, 4 more follow and Skull sets up two and then puts two on top of those. The fifth one is placed between the two stacked. He then goes to the other side pulls out something in a bed sheet. He smiles and uncovers 3 panes of glass. He lays them on the floor and grabs two steel chairs and sets them up, and places the three panes on the chairs. Looking at his handy work. He realizes Doom and Chad are up and Requiem is no where to be found. Skull looks to be in trouble but Requiem music hit’s the system and everyone stops to look at the big screen. It shows Maddox in the Boiler room, tired and gagged. Bleeding from the shot he got from Skull, Requiem then walks up and sets him free, but suddenly picks him up and nails the Eulogy, knocking Maddox out cold. He smiles before rolling his eyes and the screen goes to static. As Doom and Chad watch horrified, Skull comes back at them with a Steel chair in hand. He nails Chad in the back of the head, and quickly does the same with Doom.

Alex Horn: "RING MY BEALALLLLLLLLLL...RING MY BELL"

Eric Mark: "Are you singing Lex?"

Alex Horn: "What can I say, Saki is a WOUNDERFULL DRINK!"

Eric Mark: "Saki?"

Alex Horn: "SAKI!!!"

The crowed behind Lex also yells SAKI

Requiem comes back out and quickly gets to where Skull is. Requiem is still bleeding and walks up and grabs Skull by the throat, lifting Skull up in the air, he tell Skull if a fuck up happens again Skull well be ending up on the wrong side with Doom and Chad, Requiem then drops Skull on his ass and goes back to Doom who is at his knees. Chad is up as well and charges Skull and hit’s a shinning wizard. Chad then picks Skull up and walks him over to the Chairs and Pane of glass, Skull trys to stop him by elbowing him in the gut but to no avail. Chad rolls him into the ring, Chad then hops on the apron and Skull is quick to his feet and kicks Chad but Chad grabs his foot and pulls it through the ropes. Chad grabs Skull’s hair and makes the rest of his body come out to the apron. Skull fights back but is pulled in, then out of no where Doom comes up and nails Skull with a big fist. Skull dangles and Chad nails the Stroke off the apron and drives Skull right into the panes of glass, shattering it all. Skull rolls around in the broken Glass in pain, his shirt is ripped and you can see blood coming from the holes, and his face is all red. Chad is laying on the ground out of breath after hitting one of the chairs on the way down. Doom looks down at both of them, and then shakes his head, turning around Requiem stands there and nails a low blow and grabs his throat and hit’s a Chokeslam. Requiem then looks at the tables Skull set up and suddenly rolls out of the ring and looks under it, finding what he wanted, he pulls out a 30 foot ladder and pushes it into the ring. The ladder is massive and Requiem sets it up in the middle the ring. Chad jumps Requiem from behind and throws him over to the side of the ring that has the mass amount of light tubes piled up. Doom is quick to join them, and Doom grabs Requiem be the neck and takes him out to the apron. But Requiem fights back elbowing Doom over and over. Doom lets go and Requiem shoves Doom’s head between his legs and lifts up in a piledriver. He then falls off the apron, piledriving Doom into the Pile of Light tubes. Breaking almost all of them. Back in the ring, Skull is almost in the ring when he is baseballed slid out by Chad. Skull falls into the broken glass and groans in pain. Skull fights through it, and grabs a Chair and swings at Chad’s head.

Alex Horn: "Swing Batter...batter...Swing!"

Skull hits Chad as he is coming down the apron. Skull rips his shirt off and we see cuts everywhere. He takes Chad’s foot and drags him back first through the broken glass. Picking up Chad he through him in the ring and there stands Requiem. He has moves the ladder to the ropes, Facing the table set up, He walks over and Takes Chad and gets behind him. Lifting him up on his shoulders, Requiem starts lifting Chad up the ladder. Getting to the top, Skull quickly runs up the ladder. And would what seem like a power bomb attempt by Requiem, is stopped by Skull who kicks him off the ladder. However Skull is able to grab Chad. And get him on his shoulders. Skull then stands up on the top of the ladder, and then shrugs and nails the Dazed Driver off the ladder, out of the ring and right through the 5 tables!

Eric Mark: "SON OF A BITCH! CHAD AND SKULL DAZE ARE DEAD...THAT'S IT...DONE...DEAD"

Alex Horn: "Would you stop, you sound like a droppy face, Cowboy from Alabama. These fans have seen worse, to them thats a powerbomb"

Eric Mark: "Powerbomb my American ass!"

Alex Horn: "E! No need to go Amazing Racist on these good people!"

Fans are going crazy, Medics think Chad and Skull are dead. The tables seemed as if they imploded, wood is everywhere. Requiem steps out of the ring and starts kicking away broken table. Chad and Skull are visible and Skull landed right on Chad. Requiem calls over the ref and he runs over

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Two...

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Samantha: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW ONE SHOT CHAMPION....SKULL DAZE!"

Skull gets to his feet, but falls right over. He then gets up again and limps over to the apron to steady himself. The ref hands him the One Shot Title. Skull grabs the title and holds it up high. But then falls back over into the table heap.

Jane's Addiction - Superhero hits the PA system as Jayson Burrows comes out to the main stage, and he's clapping for Skull Daze and he holds the mic to his mouth

Jayson Burrows: "Congrats on the big victory Skull and Requiem, and I was standing in the back here thinking to myself, and I was thinking about what Maddox told me early in the night...And then I saw the crazy ending of this match and a idea hit me. I was standing there and I though about the Doom's Alliance and how the past few weeks I looked like a bigger bitch then Santiago, thats when the Idea hit me. Since you fuckers want to run your cock lickers, I hereby give all the defenses Chad Vargas had to Skull Daze, Which now makes Skull Daze the holder of a Number One Contender slot for the WU World Championship, and that there Epic battle will take place NEXT SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE BLEEDING!"

Skull Daze is on his feet and he can't believe that he is the new number one contender for the world Championship, but the day dreaming ends just as quick as DOOM comes from behind and sends Skull down to the matt with a shot from a light tube! Glass flys everywhere. Doom picks up Skull and sends him crashing into the steel steps Doom looks up at Burrows and gives him a One Fingure slaute before dropping Skull with the Doomsday! Skull is down and hurt, Doom doesn't stop as he begins to stomp a mud hole into Skull, Chad is slow to his feet but is quick to join in on the beating of Skull Daze...

The two relentlessly stomp away at Skull Daze. Surprisingly, Burrows and Requiem are no longer at ringside. The view catches Jinx pop up onto the tron.

Jinx: "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

Doom and Chad stop their assault and take notice of Jinx on the tron.

Jinx: "Would the owner of a Banking Brandon Maddox please report to the boiler room immediately. He seems to have fallen and can’t get up."

Jinx howls a maniacal cackle as the view refocuses on Maddox, who is a bloody mess. After a moment, Jinx stops his laughter and is once again the focal point of the view.

Jinx: "Better come quick before he becomes another skeleton in the lost and found."

The tron image fades. We then see Chad and Doom forget about Skull and hurry up the ramp. Doom is the first to make his way behind the curtain. Although he is quickly flies back through, landing on his back upon the stage. Vargas, not knowing what’s going on, attempts to peek through the curtain without going through. Just as he peers through, a hellacious boot meets his face. Vargas falls had to the stage beside Doom. Just as he falls, out walks Requiem first, followed by Eric Evans, Porter MacLeod, Jayson Burrows, and Reuben MacLeod.

Requiem goes straight for Doom. He picks him up off the ground and walks him down to the ring, tossing him under the bottom rope to the inside. Porter does the same with Chad Vargas, as the rest of the crew makes their way down to the ring as well. Requiem begins dishing stomps to the body of Doom, as Porter and Reuben do the same to Vargas. Burrows and Evans just stand back and watch. After a moment, Evans goes for a microphone.

Eric Evans: "In just a moment, then fun will begin. We are minus two party guests, and we can’t have a party without one of the guests of honor, now can we? In the meantime, I have a couple things to say to the two slimy cock suckers who are getting the shit kicked out of them at this very moment."

Evans looks out onto the floor and sees Skull Daze still lying there lifeless. He looks over at Burrows.

Eric Evans: "If he begins to move, tell me. I have a little message for him as well."

Jayson nods his head.

Eric Evans: "Doom, Vargas, I warned you both. I told you there would be serious consequences for your actions, and yet you didn’t take heed in my warning? You were even stupid enough to fall for Skull Daze’s little prank earlier in the night, which got your manager the FUCK beat out of him. Do you think I’m a lair, that I’m not going to hold true to my word? That’s just now how things go with me. If I’m anything, I’m a man of my word. If I say I’m going to do something, then by God it’s going to be done. We thought long and hard about just exactly what it is we are going to do with the two of you. Vargas is no longer needed, because he’s no longer the number one contender. Doom, well, you’ve never really been needed. So, I see absolutely nothing in decimating you right here, right now, beyond all possible repair. Luckily for you both, Jay doesn’t have the same visions. So, that alone is what spares your lives. But, there will be scars, my friends. You will bear scars both mentally, and physically for your acts of idiocy. Maybe, these disfigurements will be a reminder to you both, as well as Mr. Maddox, that we are not ones you want to fuck with!"

Just as Evans speaks that last line, he catches something out of the corner of his eye at the entrance ramp. He turns his sights fully into that direction, as does the view. We see Jinx pushing a wheel barrel towards the ring, a wheel barrel that contains a few cinderblocks, and the blood stained Brandon Maddox.

Eric Evans: "Well look at who it is. It’s the guest of honor and his driver!"

Jinx parks the wheel barrel at ringside. He tosses the lifeless body of Maddox into the ring. Double E drops the microphone to drag Maddox into the corner and sits him up on his ass. Jinx slides a couple of cinder blocks into the ring, then climbs to the inside himself.

Eric Evans: "Mr. Maddox, all of what is about to happen falls onto your shoulders. It is your flapping tongue that caused this. Remember that."

Double E slaps Maddox across the face then stands back to watch what is about to go down.

Requiem, still stomping on Doom, spots the cinder blocks that have been placed into the ring. He stops mid stomp, and unhurriedly makes his way over to grab one. He picks it up and just stares at it at first, then looks onto the fallen body of Doom. The Sorrow lays the cinder block in the middle of the ring. He makes his way over to Doom, and lifts him up onto his feet. Requiem locks Doom into the Double Armed DDT position and walks him backwards near the cinder block, but stops. He roughly flings Doom off, hard enough to cause Doom to rush into the ropes and spring back. Requiem lifts Doom into the air, and drops him face first onto the cinder block. Skull Daze is on his feet and looks dead at Requiem as to say a thanks? But Requiem puts the rumors to rest as he drops Skull Daze with a deadly chockslam

Jinx falls on the ground, making haste by crawling towards the microphone.

Jinx: "Dr. Phil Jinx would be happy to prescribe something for that."

Jinks pulls something out of his pocket and tosses it onto Doom, whose metal mask has been severely dented, and blood pours from out of it’s openings.

Jinx: "There you go! Fix-A-Dent!"

Jinx’s well known maniacal cackle fills the arena.

Reuben and Porter seem to have an idea of their own for Vargas. They lay Vargas on top of the remaining cinderblock. After doing so, Porter smiles and steps back to stand with Evans. Reuben goes to the top rope and flies off with a very heavy moonsault, coming down with violent rage onto Chad Vargas. The block shatters on impact, making a could of dust. After the carnage is unleashed, Jayson Burrows grabs the microphone.

Burrows: "Let this be a warning, fuck nuts. You fuck with us, and you’ll find yourself at the end of the proverbial line. Wherever we are, you can be sure carnage isn’t far behind. We are the mother fuckin’ plague to your little fuckin’ alliance. That’s what you can call us. Plague of Karnage! Remember the name, mother fuckers. Or we will brand it on your mother fuckin’ asses."

Burrows tosses the microphone down onto the ring mat. He walks over to Evans and Porter and shakes each of their hands. Together they walk back to the center of the ring, and raise each others hands with Requiem and Reuben towering over them in the background.

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