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October 26, 2008
Live from Saitama Arena, Tokyo Japan

The camera comes on and we see Jayson Burrows walking into his office. Santiago rushes behind him

Santiago: “Mr. Burrows, The Tokyo Sponsors have been calling all morning

Burrows seem like he didn’t even hear Santiago as he looks on his desk at a wooden box with a card on top of it

Santiago: Sir did you hear me, the sponsors want a meeting with you

Burrows looks up

Jayson Burrows: Huh…Oh yea…Ah…Tell them I’m a bit busy

Santiago notes Jayson looking at the wooden box

Santiago: Came in this morning, the card didn’t say who it was from

Jayson Burrows: Be gone Santiago

Santiago: Sir, are you hiding anything from me?

Jayson Burrows: Just my cock and my asshole

Santiago leaves the room. Jayson holds up the box and opens it and he is now looking at a presidential Rolex, He is lost for words when Santiago burst back into the office

Santiago: There is someone on the phone wouldn’t give me his name, just said it’s the most fabo looking GM in all of god green earth

He picks up the phone

Jayson Burrows: I’ll take it…You can go

Santiago: Nice Watch by the way…

Santiago turns and leaves Jay on the phone, which sends us to…

Last week flashing across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s The Bleeding from highlights of Twilight becoming the new One Shot champion to him being burned inside a casket, to the amazing Out Cold match up between Jinx and Doom, We also see highlights of the brutal main event where Requiem defended his WU Championship. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows saying "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of WU’s brand new Commish Eric Evans and CJ Rand is shown in the background, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Hollywood sex tapes, A few scenes of a stripper on a stage at the world famous Scores strip club here in NYC, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is shown

I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of myst and smoke takes over the entrance...

Yeah girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
I want to take my love and hate you till the end

its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit i cant take
its not like me to walk away

There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...

I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

yeahh!!!

There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..

I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again

its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit i cant take
just when i think i can walk away…

The shot switches to the skyline of Tokyo as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena

I'm so addicted…
...addicted to you

Eric: Welcome Everyone to MONDAY NIGHT PARENTAL ADVISORY!

Alex: I’m Lex the tool man and you all know my fat overweight, dickless sidekick E

Eric: That has to be the worse Tim Allen Impression I’ve ever heard

Alex: Was that the only thing that you found disturbing?

Eric: It was horrible

Alex: And you really are a Overweight, Dickless Troll

Eric: What…Fuck Lex!

Alex: And with that we send it to Sam

Eric Mark: It is now time for are opening match of the night Lex

A crow flies through the curtain cricles the arena about 5 times then Machine gun begins to play and Draven walks out and down the ramp.

Samantha: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall already in the ring, representing The Coterie of the Shade…ERIC DRAVEN

Samantha: And his partner, Meagan Tallet!

The lights go down and all of a sudden the red and blue emergency lights flash to life Highway begins playing across the pa and teal colored fireworks begin to light up the arena. Suddenly the fans can see a 4" square sled being lowered diagonally from the ceiling. Chained Rose climbs down to the ring holding a 3' length of re-bar, once she steps into the ring a blast of purple flames erupts from the two corners opposite the ramp. She stands awaiting her opponent in a Randy Orton like pose.

Samantha: And their opponents making there debut here in Tokyo, coming in at a weight of 437, representing there home town…GIVE IT UP FOR THE SPIRAL DRAGONS

Cypress comes running down from the back the way the rockers did, slides into the ring & climbs to the middle rope. Waiting for Drakoni who rather matter of factly walks Down to the ring she sits on the apron grabs the top rope and flips into the ring. At this time a set of explosions go off up the ramp.

Eric: Well Lex we have a match that looks to be quite the war between these two teams, both looking to grab a good seed for next weeks kick off to Tag-Wars

Alex: This one is a easy pick E, Draven=Sucks. Nuff said

Before the ref can call for the bell the two teams charge at each other and start brawling with each other, Meagan taking Cypress Li and Eric Draven taking Drakoni, Meagan holds her own against Cypress knocking him down with a dropkick, she taunts the fans and notices that Drakoni and Draven are now on the outside of the ring, Megan runs of the ropes and hits a through the ropes suicide dive onto Drakoni.

Eric: DAMN! Meagan just took out both members of Spiral Dragons!

Alex Horn: Where's Ron Simmons when you need him?

The crowd is going crazy. Draven argues with his partner apparently not liking what just happened, Cypress is up and watches them from the inside, when they turn Cypress bounces of the ropes and hits a springboard cross body taking both Draven and Meagan down and sending the crowd into a "Holy Shit" chant.

The crowd is going ballistic at this point and Drakoni stairs at her partner in crime in shock not believing what he had just saw him do, Meagan is up however and spins Drakoni around and hits a Spinbuster onto the concrete, Cypress Li goes to attack Meagan but Draven is up and hits a Half Nelson Bulldog on Drakoni, Draven tells Meagan to roll Drakoni into the ring and he obliges and they go to work on Cypress Li, we can here a "sorry about you damn luck" come from the ring and the team of Draven and Tallet turn around and get hit by a flip over the top rope suicide dive by Drakoni.

Eric Mark: Very smart strategy on the part of Drakoni.

Alex Horn: Yeah, warning your opponent(s) before hitting a move, REALLY smart

As Eric ignores Lex’s sarcasm Drakoni rolls Tallet into the ring finally allowing the referee to signal for the bell, Drakoni picks up Meagan but Tallet surprises the Tokyo star with a Jawbreaker and follows it up with a Snap Supplex, he tags in Draven and Draven picks up Drakoni and hits a Tiger driver hooking the leg for a pin 1….2…..Cypress Li makes the save.

Eric Mark: Well despite all that was going on outside the ring Weener has finally signaled for the bell and we've already got our first pin fall of the match.

Alex Horn: Don't sound so surprised E, I'm sure that all four of them where outside the ring for more than ten seconds.

Cypress Li goes to return to his corner but Tallet charges in and knocks him down with a clothesline, Tallet returns to the ring apron and Draven picks up Miss Drakoni only to get poked in the eyes, Drakoni follows it up by hitting multiple head butts and a DDT and she goes for the cover 1…2….Tallet breaks it up.

Eric Mark: Solid teamwork on display by both teams.

Drakoni picks Draven up and drops him with a deadly X-Factor busting Draven’s nose allowing a river of blood to flow, she tags in Cypress who picks up Draven and puts the ropes between Draven's legs.

Eric Mark: OH NO! NOT THIS!?

Alex Horn: I don't care if Eric Draven burnt down a thousand orphanages and infected the survivors with cancer before the show tonight this makes me feel sorry for him.

Thankfully for Draven it's Meagan that saves him from his balls being mutilated as she hits a Springboard Clothesline on Cypress and helps Draven down before returning to her corner, despite the blood blocking his eyesight Draven is able to tag in Tallet and Meagan charges in and hits a running super kick onto Cypress and goes for a cover not noticing Drakoni dropping down of the apron 1…2…..Drakoni places Li's foot on the ropes and points it out to the ref who stops the count just seconds before the three count.

Eric Mark: Drakoni just BARELY saved the match for Spiral Dragons.

Meagan Tallet glares at Drakoni, Tallet turns around and picks up Cypress only for her to be caught by a jawbreaker from the hometown hero, Tallet looks like she's going for a DDT but swings it into a neck breaker onto to swing it into a reverse DDT and he lifts Cypress off his feet and into a reverse supplex but he twists it again into a reverse jackhammer, Draven joins him in the ring and counts along with the ref 1…2…Cypress gets his foot on the ropes just in time.

Eric Mark: That was almost a three count!

Alex Horn: Thanks captain obvious!

Draven drags Cypress to the centre of the ring and orders Tallet to go for another pinfall attempt, she obeys and once again Draven counts along with the ref 1….2….. Drakoni makes the save!

Draven returns to his corner and orders Tallet to tag him in, Tallet drags Cypress to the corner and tags Draven in, they go for a double slingshot supplex but Cypress turns the tables on them and suplexes both straight through the ring (not literally) and tags in Drakoni

Eric Mark: That was the opening the Cyrpess needed and he took it!

Drakoni comes in fast as if her ass is on fire and she's searching for an extinguisher and takes down Draven and gets on top of him and head butts him repeatedly reopening the wound from earlier, whilst Drakoni is busy with Draven a fan in a hoodie with the hood up jumps the guardrail and pulls Meagan off the apron, before Tallet can even retaliate the fan takes her out with a clothesline.

Eric Mark: What the hell? Get security over here!

Draven charges Drakoni and starts delivering head butts off his own, Draven waits for Drakoni to get up and whips her of the ropes, kicks her in the chest and whips her into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a brutal clothesline.

Eric Mark: We all know what's coming next!

Drakoni drops to the matt likes a sack of potatoes and Draven ascends the turnbuckle and leaps going for the Fall From Grace Swanton Bomb, Drakoni moves out of the way just in time and Draven hits the matt and Drakoni tags in Li.

Eric Mark: Oh, oh! Draven's in trouble

Alex Horn: Something's come along and burst his bubble yeah, yeah!

Eric Mark: ….

Alex Horn: This isn't Karaoke night?

The sound of E smacking his forehead comes from the announcer's booth and Draven gets up and, despite the damage, but isn't enough as Cypress hits the Angels Wings while Drakoni comes off with a Swanton

One.

Two..

Three…

Samantha: HERE'S YOU WINNERS THE SPIRAL DRAGONS!!!

We see Draven and Meagan standing in the middle of the ring all of sudden the lights go out and when they come back on we see two men standing behind them. One happens to be the hooded fella who got him some of Meagan

"Draven you did not heed my warning now it's time to pay the price."

At this point Draven turns around and standing there before him is the man he fears the most. The man reaches out and grabs Draven by the neck. He tosses Draven from the ring walks over to the announce table and lights it on fire, he grabs Draven and picks him up and guys the Demons Hate. He grabs Draven's wrist and drags him off.

Eric Mark: "Who the hell was that? And where is he taking Draven?"

Alex Horn: I think his name is Stalker Knight from GCW!

The scene flickers from static to black before it slowly fades in on an old rusty fence. As the cameraman moves slowly down the old, rusty fence the camera zooms in on an old rusty steel gate. A light drizzle is falling and a thick fog slowly creeps along the ground as the camera enters the gate to reveal that he is inside a dark and dreary cemetery. As the cameraman walks farther into the cemetery, he begins to pan the camera amongst the fog-obscured headstones. Moving along at a casual pace, the camera passes a mound of freshly dug earth near an open grave. Panning to the headstone the camera centers on the word WRESTLING UNPLUGGED, which are chiseled into the headstone above the word victim. As the camera zooms out of the from the headstone an object flies past the lens of the camera and imbeds itself in the mound of earth. The camera turns and zooms in on the mound of earth to reveal a wooden handle sticking out of the mound. Footsteps can be heard as the camera pans back in the direction the object came from. The camera catches a glimpse of a figure in a black trench coat passing behind a tree.

Cameraman: Who was that?

The camera quickly pans towards the tree which the figure in black passed behind it and rounds the tree to find no one there. A demonic laugh can be heard as the camera turns and catches another glimpse of the figure in black moving through a grove of bushes as the laughter continues. An exasperated sigh can be heard from behind the camera as it begins moving towards the hedge. Upon reaching the hedge, the camera slowly steps through revealing a partially overgrown footpath with freshly made boot prints moving along it. The camera follows the boot prints down the path until a small mausoleum can be seen in the distance with light flickering in the windows.

Cameraman: (Talking to himself) Why do I always am sent to places like this.

The creak of the mausoleum door echoes through the silent cemetery as a figure can be seen entering the mausoleum. The light within the mausoleum flicker as the door remains open. The camera approaches the building and slowly enters the open door. Once inside the camera pans the room showing candles lining the windows and a single candle sits on top of a black marble podium in the center of the room. A loud slam is heard as the camera whirls around to show the mausoleum door now shut and the figure standing beside it with his head hanging down towards his chest with his black hair obscuring his face.

Cameraman: Jesus Christ!

The figure is still laughing as he glares towards the cameraman.

Raspy Voice: He will not be coming to save you anytime soon.

The figure steps away from the wall of the mausoleum and makes his way around the room slowly extinguishing the candles, which line the windows by placing the palms of his right hand down upon them. As the last candle goes out, he makes his way towards the crypt in the center of the room and stares down into the candle before slowly backing away into the darkness of the mausoleum. As the camera zooms in closer on the lone candle sitting on top of the black marble podium in the middle of the mausoleum. A few minutes pass by before foot steps can be heard coming out of the dark towards the illumination of the candle. The camera zooms in on the figure to reveal that he is carrying something in his hands. The figure walks up to the podium as the camera zooms in on as the figure puts a bloody skull on the podium. The camera starts to shake worse from what the cameraman just noticed. The figure lets out a demonic laugh as he glares down at the skull.

Raspy Voice: The demons are calling out for the fresh blood to feed on as they put the doomed souls through pain and torment.

The figure reaches down and pulls a double-sided dagger. The camera zooms in on the dagger as the figure puts it against the palm of his left hand. He slowly starts to twirl the knife as blood starts to trickle from the cut down the side of the figures hand.

Dragon: As I watch the blood trickle down the palm of my hand, it reminds me of the lust for blood that runs throughout my body. A feeling that very few can appreciate and very soon, I will start my collection of victims within Wrestling Unplugged.

The cameraman clears his throat as the figure glares over at him.

Cameraman: All I know sir is that you are a new wrestler for Wrestling Unplugged. What is your name?

The figure drops the knife to the floor, as all you hear is the steel of the blade clank as it hit is the concrete floor below the figure.

Raspy Voice: I have many names but many know me by Red Dragon “The Minister of Evil”

The camera is shaking so bad that the cameraman almost drops it but catches it at the last moment.

Red Dragon: Do you fear the unknown?

The cameraman nods yes as Red Dragon lets out a demonic laugh.

Red Dragon: You are just like every other mortal who has been face to face with the demon.

Red Dragon reaches over towards the candle with his right hand as he slowly puts his palm on the candle putting the light out. The mausoleum becomes pitch black as he lets out a sinister laugh.

Red Dragon: Wrestling Unplugged your walk of damnation has just started.

A thud hits the floor as a scream of agony echoes throughout the mausoleum. The sinister laugh continues as the screams continue also.

Red Dragon: WELCOME TO HELL!

The scream gets louder as the scene fades to image of a demon before it goes to static.

Eric Mark: Our next match is for the One Shot Championship, the only championship that is defended week in and week out

Alex Horn: Here’s hoping this champion doesn’t get screwed out of four defenses

Samantha: Are next match of the night is for the One Shot championship, and is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH…Introducing fist, give it up for Nigel Riechert

Comes down waving the Canadian flag..

Samantha: The next opponent making his way to the ring…GIVE IT UP FOR HALLOW WICKED!!!

When the beginning of The Serpentine Offering starts, the lights go out and show complete darkness. Then the path lights up blue and fog starts to rise from the walk way. When the music hits, the lights come back on, but they are blood red. Hallow Wicked steps out from behind the entrance curtain and steps onto the stage with his trench coat on. He looks around at his crowd for a few seconds. He walks down the ramp when the words start in the song, and on he stops half way and looks at a selective few fans and smiles at them. When he gets to the ring, he takes off his trench coat and looks up the ramp way and awaits his next victim

Samantha: And entering the match next is the current ONE SHOT CHAMPION…GIVE IT UP FOR TWILIGHT RAYN!

Rob Zombie's Dracula begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. Once the intro is over a light shines up from the stage. A column of vapor begins to rise up. Twilight rises from the stage. His eyes remain closed as a pillar of vapor rises up around his body. After several moments pass he opens his eyes and walks down the ramp. He ignores the fan's reaction to him whether good or bad and slides into the ring

Wicked grabs a chair and guns for one man, Twilight Rayn who is the unfortunate one to turn around first as Wicked levels him with a chair. Wicked now goes to swing at Nigel who ducks the swing and meets Wicked with a side kick to the stomach.. Nigel grabs Wicked’s head as he smashes it on the chair that is lying on the canvas. Now though Rayn has gotten back to his feet after receiving a chair shot at the beginning of the match. Rayn charges at Nigel and he connects with a dropkick that sends Nigel through the ropes to the outside. Rayn now turns his attention to Wicked who is climbing back to his feet via using the ropes as Rayn charges at him. Rayn takes him over the top rope with a clothesline. Rayn now is the only one left in the ring as he turns his attention to Nigel who is up. Rayn now charges at him as he goes up and over the top rope with a swan dive as Nigel turns around holding a chair as Nigel swings. Rayn skull is crushed by the chair as Rayn crashes to the ground lifeless. Nigel now picks up a limp Rayn and rolls him into the ring.

Eric Mark: This match could be over already.

Nigel follows him in and covers Rayn.

1………….

2……………

Eric Mark: Wicked pulls Nigel out of the ring at the last second!!!!

Wicked and Nigel now exchange lefts and rights on the outside as Nigel ducks a wild right by Wicked as Nigel picks up Wicked behind and hangs him out to dry on the barricade. Nigel now jumps on the apron as he runs and jumps as he nails Wicked with a flying drop kick to the back of his head as Wicked follows into the crowd.

Alex Horn: Who says you can’t bring WU action home.

Nigel jumps the barricade and joins Wicked as Wicked takes a shortcut by grabbing a fans beer and throwing it into Nigel’s face. Wicked now takes an advantage of a momentarily blinded Nigel as Wicked kicks Nigel in the stomach as he ddt’s Nigel on the concrete floor. Meanwhile Rayn has finally shook the cobwebs and is back to his feet as he rolls out of the ring. Wicked now grabs some nachos from a fat fan and shoves the hot melted cheese in Nigel’s face.

Alex Horn: Hallow Wicked is at least treating Nigel to some food and drink.

Wicked now grabs the cheese covered Nigel and slams him face first into the barricade. Wicked now grabs a chair nearby and he tries to take off Nigel’s head with a swing. Nigel ducks Wicked’s attempt as Nigel nails him with a drop toe hold. This causes Wicked to land face first on the barricade. Wicked grabs his jaw as he turns back to Nigel who now takes both guys back over the barricade with a running lariat. Both men now get up as Rayn walks around with a golf club.

Alex Horn: HEY THAT’S MY DRIVER!!!!

Eric Mark: Why is your driver under the ring?

Alex Horn: I was going to hit the driving range after the show.

Anyway Rayn now waits as Nigel climbs to his feet only to met with a driver to the side of the head that sends him crashing back down to the ground.

Alex Horn: FORE!!!!!!!

Twilight isn’t done as he grabs a groggy Wicked and wraps the club around Rayn as he nails Wicked with a Russian Leg Sweep. Rayn jumps back up as he picks up Wicked and rolls him into the ring. Nigel now grabs Nigel and pulls him face first into the ring post. Nigel now uses the opening to climb back to his feet. Rayn is still holding on to the golf club as he swing as Nigel again as this time Nigel ducks it and grabs it. Nigel now has control of the golf club. He swings at Rayn as Rayn ducks. Nigel wraps the golf club around the golf club thus breaking it.

Alex Horn: MY DRIVER!!!!!!

Eric Mark: Wait Alex where are you going?

Alex Horn Now walks over to collect his club as Rayn kicks Nigel in the stomach and slams Nigel face first on the ring apron before rolling him in. Alex now returns to the announcers table.

Alex Horn: Rayn and Nigel owe me a new driver.

Rayn now slides back into the ring With Nigel down and Wicked, Rayn with the upper hand and momentum chooses to pick his poison and go after Wicked while down. Serving several stomps to the mid-section, Rayn picks up Wicked before choosing to body slam him into the mat. With Wicked over his shoulders, Wicked uses the downward momentum to slide out of the hold and slide behind Rayn. Rayn turning around instantly gets served with a left and right as it is followed up by a strong Irish whip through the middle ropes to the outside. Wicked turns around to see Nigel getting himself together. Turning his focus back to Rayn, Wicked catapult himself off the ropes, landing crossways onto Rayn with a hard cross-body splash onto the hard concrete floor.

Eric Mark: Wicked with a cross body over the top!!!

Slowly getting back up and near the ring, Wicked digs under the ring only to get his hands on a nifty kimbo stick. Quickly climbing onto the barricade with the kimbo stick in hand, he waits for Rayn to get up. Doing so, Rayn stands up before turning around. The crowd is on their feet in cheers, wondering what the Dark Knight was going to do. With Rayn turned around, only to see Wicked standing onto the barricades with stick in hand. Rayn runs over to Wicked, attempting to take down the big man before he launches off. Unluckily, Wicked, with stick in hand flies off, battering right at Rayn with the kimbo stick to the kneecaps, rolling onto the floor, as Rayn falls down in a Domino effect, knees first, as he holds his knees in pain. Wicked now stands in front of the kneeling Rayn as he nails him right between the eyes with the kimbo stick. Rayn then fails face first onto the concrete floor. Wicked now looks toward the ring as Nigel springboards off the top rope and nails Wicked with a shoot star press as both men crash to the ground. All three men are down on the outside as the crowd is to their feet. Nigel is the first one to his feet as he picks up a now somewhat bloody Rayn who was opened up by the kimbo shot to the face. Nigel now throws Rayn onto the Japanese announcing table as he picks up Rayn and nails a deadly powerdriver through the table. This move causes a “HOLY SHIT” chant to start up. Nigel now crawls out for the rubble that was the Japanese announce table.

Alex: I feel for those guys. I mean their table is always destroyed.

Wicked now is up and meets Nigel with a wrap around clothesline. Wicked picks up Nigel as he rams him back first into the ring apron. Wicked then slides Nigel into the ring as he follows right behind him while Rayn is still laid out at the announcing table. Inside the ring, Wicked is teeing off at Nigel, both giving each other a hell of a slugfest back and forth. Nigel ducked Wicked’s next swing as he hits a reverse neck breaker, crashing Wicked’s neck and head into the canvas with hard impact. Picking Wicked up, Nigel fakes an irish whip to the ropes before hitting a quick power slam. Nigel hits a DDT, taking Wicked down again. Again, picking him up, Nigel whips Wicked into the ropes, as on the rebound, he expects an overhead toss, however Nigel telegraphs it and Wicked hits him with a big boot to the jaw, as Nigel staggers backward. Wicked quickly follows up with a Big short arm clothesline.

Eric Mark: What a kick a move by Hallow Wicked.

Alex Horn: Good thing WU has a good dental plan.

Wicked now covers Nigel.

1…………

2……………

Eric Mark: KICKOUT!!!! Nigel still has some fight left in him.

Wicked now picks up Nigel as Nigel is sent into the ropes as Wicked now as Nigel nails Wicked with a spinning heel kick. Meanwhile on the outside Rayn is finally coming too as he climbs back to his feet and slowly walks to the ring. As back inside the ring Nigel short offense is stopped abruptly with a low blow by Wicked followed by a split legged jawbreaker that sends Nigel down to the mat. Rayn now slides into the ring unknown to Wicked as Wicked turns right into a flying forearm by Rayn. Twilight now peppers Wicked with some forearms as he whips him into the ropes. Nigel now gets up as Rayn and Nigel work together as they nail Wicked with a double face buster. The team is short lived though as Rayn nails Nigel with a release German Supplex from behind. Rayn picks up Nigel who out of nowhere jumps up on Rayn and nails a Hurracarana on Rayn thus send both men crashing to the outside.

Both men get up at about the same time as Nigel and Rayn start a staggering battle of fists. Wicked is inside the ring, laid out in a cold-manner, thanks to the double team courtesy of a double face buster. The two were outside trading blows. Rayn held the upper hand, sending a swift kick to the gut of Nigel. Twilight follows up with a swinging neck breaker, taking Nigel down to the concrete floor. Nigel rolling around on the floor, Rayn kicks Nigel several times in the gut and then in his ass before sitting him up against the barricade. Rayn swings with no mercy at Inferno’s face with slugging punches. Wicekd who is up and unseen to the other men. Loud cheers are heard yet again as they sense something is about to go down. Wicked rebounds off the other side of the ropes before launching himself freely like a bird to the outside of the ring, landing hard onto both Rayn and Nigel with a Tope Suicide dive, as Rayn’s head collided hard against Nigel’s as all three were out cold. The audience was definitely eating it up. Trickle of blood had begun to stream down the forehead of Nigel.

Alex Horn: Look the three lazy guys. There are just laying there.

Eric Mark: Maybe cause they are giving each other everything they got.

Wicked is the first to get up as he goes to look under the ring and pulls out a table as he props the table on the apron. Wicked now walks over to Nigel who grabs Wicked and drives him back first into the barricade. Nigel now pulls Wicked’s legs out from him as Wicked lands hard on the back of his head. Nigel now has a hold Wicked’s legs as he catapults Wicked face first into the table as Wicked’s head catches the edge of the table before crashing through. Rayn now is up as he grabs Nigel as throws him shoulder first in the steel steps. Wicked now climbs out from the table as blood as started to flow on him as well.

Eric Mark: All three men are now opened up!!!!!

Rayn now grabs the bloody Wicked and slams him face first into the steel steps. Now Rayn grabs Wicked from behind as he attempts a German supplex. Though Nigel gets behind Rayn as he tries it as well. They achieve it as they nail a triple German supplex sending Wicked to the other side of the ring area. All three men are down again as Nigel is give out from lift two man and the other two are down from the move. Nigel reaches his feet first as he slides into the ring first. Now Rayn and Wicked climb to their feet as join Nigel in ring as well. All three back inside the ring, Nigel and Wicked goes at it, while Rayn jumps in only to get shoved away by Wicked. Hallow Wicked then gets the upper hand by hitting Nigel then Rayn. Nigel then Rayn in order several times before hitting a dropkick to Nigel then popping up and faking Rayn out in thinking a grapple, swiftly going behind Rayn, Wicked drops Rayn with a Cobra Clutch Bulldog, before popping back up, full on momentum. With Nigel back up, Wicked ducks an oncoming clothesline only to catch Nigel with a clothesline from hell, sending Nigel flipping in mid air. The crowd is wildin’ out at the grand performance. Wicked slips out the ring again only to go onto the other side and digging deep underneath the ring, pulling out a 20 foot ladder. Struggling to pick it up and toss it in the ring, he simply slides it into the ring. With Nigel and Twilight making movement, Wicked slides in, quickly setting up the ladder.

Eric Mark: Just what the hell does Hallow Wicked think he is doing? He’s a bug guy. Big guys don’t fly!

Alex Horn: Saw Butter Bean fly in CCW

With both still trying to catch their breath, Wicked slides Nigel on top of Rayn to double the padding. Setting the ladder in the corner, he sighted Nigel getting back up. Running full force to the corner, Nigel dodges out of the way, leaving Wicked to stop on a dime, with his foot on the rope. Nigel runs at Wicked but not before he receives a stiff kick to the face. Wicked DDT‘s Nigel. Rayn was now back up as he was tending to pick up the burnt out Wicked, so he imagined. Seeing the ladder, Rayn quickly whipped Wicked into the ladder hard, as Wicked received a hell of a backlash. Rayn goes to run to his a huge body splash but gets nothing but steel right to the face of his, as he screams in pain.

Alex Horn: I wonder how that ladder tasted to Rayn?

Wicked now waits as Rayn holding his face turns around only to be met as Wicked attempts to end this as he picks up Rayn for the Death Embrace. Twilight though a slide away from Wicked as Hallow turns around Twilight now lifts him up for The True Blood. Nigel though is up and kicks Twilight in the stomach thus dropping Wicked who follow to the mat and rolls outside. Nigel picks up Rayne and drops him with a deadly POWERBOMB!!!!! Wicked though now slides back in as Nigel is nailed in the head with a chair. Wicked now looks at a downed Rayn and Nigel as he looks at the ladder too. Wicked walks over to the ladder and steps it up. Wicked now climbs to the top as he looks down. But Rayn is quick to his feet and the two are slugging it out on top of the ladder, Rayn gets the edge from a bit to the forhead, and does the unthinkable as he drops WICKED WITH THE TRUE BLOOD OFF THE LADDER TWENTY FEET ABOVE THE RING!

Eric Mark: OH MY GOD!!!! TRUE BLOOD FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!

Twilight now crawls over to Hallow Wicked and lays his arm across him. The ref makes the count.

ONE…

TWO…

Eric Mark: Nigel tries to break it up at the last second….

THREE!!!

Eric Mark: HE CAN’T !!!!! TWILIGHT RAYN RETAINS!!!

Samantha: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL ONE SHOT CHAMPION…TWILIGHT RAYN!

Nigel rolls out the ring and makes his way to the back with the help of his manager. Twilight stands over the fallen Hallow Wicked. Twilight gets a sick and twisted smile on his face as he looks up at the entrance way as the officials bring a casket down to the ring.

Eric Mark: Just what the hell is this all about?

Alex Horn: He said he would have his revenge and end Hallow Wicked for good.

Twilight rolls out the ring and grabs the Casket, he wheels it down to ring side and opens the top. But as soon as he does that, the ring is taken over in a thick mist. And Wicked can’t be seen inside the mist. Twilight shakes his head as he slides into the mist. And right on point the mist clears, leaving Twilight Standing in the ring ALONE!

Eric Mark: Where the hell is Wicked?

Cryptic Words take over the Projection screen

Twilight stands in the ring, clapping at the sight of the words on the screen, Twilight smiles as he looks around the ring. He shrugs to say he doesn’t know any more. As he looks at the stage as it erupts in blood falling from the top of the stage. Twilight rolls out the ring and makes his way to the back

The cameras come back from the commercial break and are in a small room, only candle light can be seen in the darkness, a window is visible, standing next to the window are to figures the camera’s move in closer and laughter starts, there is a man and a women the man stops laughing and looks up.

The man is now visible as DLS as he turns his head and looks into the camera.

DLS: A few weeks ago in my tag team match I landed on my right leg wrong and it forced me to sit on the side lines. I’ve had to sit here and listen to Jinx telling everyone he drove me out.

DLS looks down again and lets out a laugh, he looks back at the camera and smiles.

DLS: Jinx lets get one thing straight right now, I don’t run from anyone let alone you punk ass! For three weeks now I’ve watched P.A, I’ve listened to your promo’s and I damn well missed out on the debut Japan event.

Crystal moves into the light and puts her arm on DLS’ shoulder, she looks up at him and smiles as he starts to speak again.

DLS: But that’s ok Jinx, because next week Prime Time is back, that’s right Jinx next week I will be in Japan, and although I couldn’t be there today due to commitments, next week Japan wont be the land of the rising sun, it will be the land where DLS took the clown out!

DLS and Crystal laugh as the cameras zoom in on the two, Crystal looks up at him and gives DLS a kiss on the cheek.

DLS: Jinx, rest while you can, because next week I will be in Japan, I haven’t forgot the things you did to Crystal, I haven’t forgot you want to take me out, but I will use that next week and when I find you, you wont be laughing anymore.

DLS bends down and picks the candle up, he blows it out and there’s nothing but total darkness, laughter is heard as the cameras go back to the arena.

Samantha: Up Next we have some more TAG-TEAM ACTION! Making there way to the ring…GIVE IT UP FOR PORTER MACLEOD AND JINX REPERSENTING PLAGUE OF KARNAGE!

“AH FUCK OFF” is heard as the fans recognize it to be the voice of Porter. The fans begin their long, droning chants of “Poorrrrrter, Poooorrrrrrrter” and the first notes of the song play.

“If your looking for trouble
Your in the right place
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker
i was born that way
and just because I wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay

Cause i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jimmy is my name
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
and causing pain is my game

Porter peeks out through the curtains and looks around. He then steps out from the curtains. He slowly walks to down the ramp with Jinx right behind him, also wearing a kilt, Porter chomping his gum arrogantly and taunting the crowd.

“Now if your a womanv married or not
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot
i'll take your legs and spread them wide
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside

i'm an evil Scotsman
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock

He points to his chest, saying he is the Real Deal and walks up the steps. As Jinx keeps lifiting up his kilt and fixes his wedgies as he rolls into the ring. At the top of the steps he stalls, placing his hands on his hips he looks around nodding his head. He throws his hands up quickly and shakes his head wildly then quickly jumps over the top rope while holding onto it.

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

He motions for the camera to come closer and spits his gum on the lens. He laughs and then goes to the corner of the ring. He lies across the top turnbuckle and puts his hands behind his head, waiting for his opponent.

i don't care where you come from
if your big or your small
i've fought the best
and i beat them all
If your english or irish
you wont have to die
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye

i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jock is my name
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

Eric Mark: The most unlikely team award goes to…

Alex: BLACKOUT

Eric: What?

Alex: Blackout is a team made up of a mother rapist and a pot head, nuff said

Samantha: And introducing next, Skull Daze and David Gunn

Solitary Man Hits The PA System as Smoke comes from the stage quickly filling up the whole stage. Then Skull springs out of the smoke to the surprise of the crowd. He is holding a kendo stick. He hops on the guard railing and does the wingspan to the crowd, he then hops off, and goes to the other side and repeats. Getting down to the ring, he hops on the apron and raises his kendo stick as black smoke shoots out of the steel posts. He steps in and takes off his top hat, placing it in the corner; he also removes his coat and places it next to his top hat. Rubbing his hair back and tightening his ponytail, the lights come back on and he places his kendo stick in the corner with jacket and hat. He then awaits his opponent.

Porter MaCleod and Jinx gather in there corner as Skull Daze and David Gunn do the same on there end. Jinx gets out of the ring and Gunn does the same. Skull Daze and Porter MaCleod starting this bad boy off they circle one another when Porter lunges bouncing to one knee trying to catch Daze off guard but the continue to circle and charge locking up in the center of the ring, Daze not backing down as there is a stale mate in the center of the ring when Daze pulls away with a headlock as Porter tries to push up breaking the hold but there is no use. Skull Daze wrenches it in as Porter grinds his teeth slips to his side a bit and lands a forearm to Daze's side, and again when Daze releases the hold a bit Porter gets away and bounces off the ropes when Daze lifts his knee and nails Porter with the kitchen sink flipping him to his side. Daze quickly tags in David Gunn as he rises up to the top ropes and Daze grabs Porter and holds him in a front face lock when David Gunn comes off with a double axe handle making Porter wince in pain as he drops to his knees holding a Time Out taunt when Daze comes off the ropes with a boot to the side of the head. The ref intervenes pointing Skull Daze to his corner. Jinx is antsy on the outside begins to stomp his foot on the apron trying to rally his partner to much disapproval to the crowed. David Gunn picks up Porter off the mat and hooks him up and lands a snap supplex and floats over for the pin.. The ref drops

ONE!

TW-KICKOUT!

Eric: That is almost an insult to Porter trying a pin so early.

Alex: They'll pay, oh trust me they'll pay.

David Gunn pops to his feet and tags in Daze, and goes back to Porter who is already rising. He grabs Porter and scoop slams him on the mat and holds him when David Gunn standing up on the top ropes he leaps off with a Swanton bomb connecting as David Gunn pumps his fist and gets out of the ring. Porter scrambling to Jinx pins him hooking both legs when Ref counts…

ONE!

TWO!

THR-

Jinx comes in and breaks up the count pulling Daze off of Porter then heads back to his corner as the ref stands up but it's too late to reprimand him for it when he just glares off in his direction. Daze stands up and tags in Gunn again as Daze grabs Porter's leg pulling him towards his corner.

Eric: I told you Black Out could get along, they are showing some veteran like team work here on Parental Advisory.

Alex: Why would you toss out a plug for a event were already half way through?

Gunn comes in and grabs Porter up to his feet when Porter fights back with a wild haymaker stunning the challenger. Gunn fires back and connects with Porter bouncing against the ropes and fires back with a blistering right hand knocking Gunn back to one knee as he pops up and Porter catches him with a blistering spine buster spinning him around planting him in the middle of the ring as both men are on there backs. Both partners have there hands out eager to get in the ring when Porter moves rolling to his side towards his partner as he holds out his hand and reaches as Gunn begins to move. Porter reaches they are inches away Gunn looks over and rolls his way to Daze as Porter pulls back and tags in Jinxy when Daze gets tagged in and he rushes in bouncing off the ropes when Jinx ducks under his clothesline and catches Skull Daze off the rebound in a bear hug lifting him up and slamming him down to the mat as Porter gets out of the ring and Gunn darts towards Jinx and misses his super kick with Jinx catching him up in a torture rack position and goes for a DVD when Daze sweeps his feet from under him falling to the mat with Gunn rolling under the ropes to the outside. Daze stands up and drops an elbow drop, and pops up with another, and another when he pins Jinxto the mat the ref turns away from David Gunn and drops..

ONE!

Jinx power outs of the pin and starts to rise.

Eric: Jinx doesn't seem to want to stay down, they better take the wind out of him quick because Jinx build steam quickly.

Alex: Are we doubting the team with the former Short Circuit Champion?

Eric: I was just calling the match, ahh nevermind!

Daze grabs Jinx up when he throws his arm off of him and starts firing right hands rocking Daze as he tosses him against the ropes and follows it up with a whisper at the wind as Daze ducks under his clothesline, and springboards off the middle ropes for a Hurracarana when Jinx slams him down to the mat with a sit-down power bomb. Locking his legs over his arms the ref drops down for ONE! TWO! TH-SHOULDERUP!!! By Daze reaching for the sky. Porter back on the apron extends his hand when Jinx gets up and tags in Porter who gets in the ring, when Jinx picks up Skull and tosses him against the turnbuckles where he then proceeds to lift up Skull to the top ropes as Jinx rises Porter rises on the other side with Gunn starting to get in the ring the ref stops him and orders him back to his corner. Jinx lifts him up and drops him in the middle of the ring with a Superplex off the top ropes as we see Porter flying off the top ropes with a elbow drop to the chest of Skull Daze as he begins to roll around in pain Porter covers him as the ref is still occupied by David Gunn. Porter gets up and lands a right hand across Gunn's face, as stumbles through the middle ropes on the apron as Porter turns around and pins Skull again with the ref slamming down

ONE!

Eric: Both Jinx and Porter are working like a great team. Skull Daze looks like he done for.

TWO!!

THRE-SHOULDERUP!!!

By Skull as the crowd pops in the arena. Porter can't believe it as he grabs his head and looks at the ref for taking too long as he holds two fingers in his face Porter grabs Skull by the throat by both hands as he tries to choke the life out of him as the ref starts to count for the release…

ONE!

TWO!

Porter keeps pushing down as Skull begins to turn red.

THREE!

FOUR! F..

Porter release the hold and stands up to his feet whipping his hair backwards staring hard at the ref as if he just stole something. David Gunn gets in the ring and lands a forearm shot to the back dropping Porter to his knees popping the crowd with DG talking trash all the way back to the corner. He stomps his feet cheering on Skull as Porter grabs Skull up by a handful of hair when he tags in Jinx, Porter picks up Skull up and kicks the back of his knees dropping him down holding his head up as Jinx takes off against the ropes and kicks Skull in the face falling out to the mat as Porter smiles David Gunn's way and gets out of the ring.

Eric: Porter is taunting David on the outside.

Alex: Hey, He's the Prime Time Champion, he has a right to taunt anyone he damn well pleases. If he wants to taunt the fat kid in the front row who are you to judge the man?

Eric: Shuddup!!

Jinx quickly pins Skull as the ref drops

ONE!

Skull puts his leg on the bottom ropes

TWO!

Porter kicks it off just as the ref sees it go down stopping the count before he drops the three count as Jinx gets up and looks around as if he doesn't know why he stopped counting. Ref says he had his leg on the ropes and Jinx looks at Porter can't believing it, when Skull rolls to his side and keeps rolling as the crowd pops he rolling right to Gunn in the corner when Jinx turns around he catches Gunn get the tag as the crowd explodes Jinx charges Gun as he gets in the ring he ducks under Jinx being careless and levels him with a Super kick knocking him up and over the top ropes to the outside on the floor. Skull is pulling himself up in his corner as he drapes across the top ropes catching his breath. Porter comes in to the ring as Gunn catches him with a kick to the midsection as he gets him in a underhook piledriver and connects as Gunn rolls him over and pins Porter in the middle of the ring.

Eric: Porter has just met his Downfall courtesy of David Gunn But wait he's not the legal man.

Alex: I was wondering what the hell the ref was talking about.

Gun gets up and grabs Porter tossing him out of the ring outside. Jinx rolling back in to the ring holding his jaw as Gunn walks to him and picks him up to his feet tossing him against the ropes and landing a textbook standing dropkick taking Jinx off his feet. David Gunn gets to his feet and tags in Daze who looks like he's recharged. Gunn picks up Jinx by the waistline in the air as Skull rises to the top ropes and leaps off hooking Jinx's head on the way down to the mat with a reverse bulldog. Skull tags in Gunn, David quickly pins Jinx as the ref counts

ONE!

TWO!

THR-KICKOUT!!

By Jinxy! Skull is trying to get back into the ring to bitch about the count, when Porter getting back to his feet as he takes the corner turn and pulls a distracted Skull down off the apron to the floor when Skull Daze lands on his feet and starts laying in rights and lefts rocking Porter when he pulls a desperation maneuver nails Skull with the Angry Pirate. Skull hunches over when Porter takes him by the head and backs up a few steps and comes back rocking Skull Daze with the PAY THE PIPER!

Eric: PAY THE PIPER ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Gunn picks up Jinx in the ring as he lifts him up Jinx fights back with some body blows that have very little effect as Gunn lands a right of his own with Jinx stumbling back against the ropes he fires a right hand when Gunn fires back but Jinx ducks and gets under Gunn lifting him up in an Electric chair as we catch Porter on the top ropes with Jinx walking his way Gunn starts pounding down on Jinx's forehead as Porter leaps off and clotheslines Gunn off Jinx's shoulders turning inside out on the mat as Jinx turns around dropping down holding his head he drapes himself over David Gunn as the ref counts

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!

Alex: Paying Homage to LOD right there

Samantha: YOUR WINNERS PORTER MACLEOD AND JINX…THE PLAGUE OF KARNAGE!

Johnny Hall is sitting in the Doom Alliance locker room. He is getting ready for his match. The door of the locker room is opened. A very massive man walks in, Hall looks at him and then stands up.

Mystery Man: There is no need to be scared. Chad Vargas is not going to be able to make it here tonight, Something came up that he had to attend to.

Johnny Hall: Then what am I suppose to do then?

Mystery Man: There is someone who will fill his spot.

The camera focuses on Johnny Hall, and a smile is on his face. He shakes his head. The camera goes back to the mystery man, but no one else is at the door.

Johnny Hall: Who the hell are you?

Mystery Man: Don't worry about that right now. You will find out soon enough.

Samantha: Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall. And is being duped the Power Struggle Tag-Team Match! Introducing first MAKING HIS RETURN TO OFFICE…JOHNNY HALL!

Remy Zero hits…the first few seconds of a build up from a drum hits with the opening lyrics “I feel my wings from my hands” flies across the screen as Johnny Hall struts his way down to the ring.

Samantha: Introducing next RUEBEN MACLEOD

“AH FUCK OFF” is heard as the fans recognize it to be the voice of Porter. The fans begin their long, droning chants of “Poorrrrrter, Poooorrrrrrrter” and the first notes of the song play.

“If your looking for trouble
Your in the right place
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker
i was born that way
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay

Cause i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jimmy is my name
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
and causing pain is my game

Porter peeks out through the curtains and looks around. He then steps out from the curtains. He slowly walks to down the ramp, chomping his gum arrogantly and taunting the crowd.

“Now if your a womanv married or not
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot
i'll take your legs and spread them wide
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside

i'm an evil Scotsman
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock

He points to his chest, saying he is the Real Deal and walks up the steps. At the top of the steps he stalls, placing his hands on his hips he looks around nodding his head. He throws his hands up quickly and shakes his head wildly then quickly jumps over the top rope while holding onto it.

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

He motions for the camera to come closer and spits his gum on the lens. He laughs and then goes to the corner of the ring. He lies across the top turnbuckle and puts his hands behind his head, waiting for his opponent.

i don't care where you come from
if your big or your small
i've fought the best
and i beat them all
If your english or irish
you wont have to die
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye

i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jock is my name
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

Samantha: Introducing next He is the replacement card for tonight, and the NEWIST member of the Alliance…GIVE IT UP FOR TWILIGHT RAYN!

Rob Zombie's Dracula begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. Once the intro is over a light shines up from the stage. A column of vapor begins to rise up. Twilight rises from the stage. His eyes remain closed as a pillar of vapor rises up around his body. After several moments pass he opens his eyes and walks down the ramp. He ignores the fan's reaction to him whether good or bad and slides into the ring

Samantha: And Introducing last, He is the man who makes this all possible…He is the OWNER OF WU…THE MILLION DOLLAR PLAYBOY…JAYSON BURROWS!

Jane’s Addiction - superhero hits as Jayson makes his way down to the ring.

Eric: Lex, do you think Hall and Rayn will get along?

Alex: Do I look like a fortune teller?

The bell sounds. All four men are in the ring, trying to figure out who will start the match off. It's decided that Burrows and Hall will be the first to face off.

Eric: No love loss between these two.

Alex: Do you have some sort of fascination with two guys loving each other? Is that another one of your homosexual tendencies?

Burrows and Hall begin circling around each other. Hall gets too close to the corner that Rueben awaits in, causing Rueben to reach out and touch Hall, distracting him long enough for Burrows to charge Hall, tackling him into the corner. Jay digs his shoulders into the ribs of the cornered Hall as Rueben holds him in place. Burrows stops thrusting his shoulders into Hall, and Rueben lets go, causing Hall to fall to the canvas. Jay quickly changes his target to Twilight, sprinting in his direction. Twilight, smarter than he's given credit to be, quickly drops from the ring to the floor. Jay hops up on the bottom rope, wording obscure profanity to Twilight. Twilight mouths the words, "Go Fuck yourself buddy!" just as Hall comes out of nowhere, dumping Jay over the top rope. Jay hits the floor hard sternum first, knocking the breath out of him. Hall, now on the move, quickly goes to the outside. He lifts Jay up, and tosses him back into the ring, and then slides back in himself. Hall quickly gets to his feet, running to the opposite set of ropes and back, dropping a huge leg drop across the chest of Burrows.

Eric: Hall going to work on the ribs and sternum of are boss.

Hall gets to his feet, he slowly back into his corner with his eyes locked on Jay. He quickly turns and forces a tag with Rayn making Rayn the now legal man. Rayn hesitantly gets into the ring while Jay still lies on the mat favoring his chest. Rayn shakes the hesitance off, and rushes towards Jay to drop an elbow, but misses as Jay quickly rolls out of harms direction. He continues to roll towards his corner, tagging in Reuben. Reuben begins smiling as he slowly get into the ring. Rayn slowly begins backing. Reuben begins charging towards Rayn, but receives a big boot for his troubles by the ever so sneaky Johnny Hall who climbed into the ring unnoticed. The referee fights to get Hall out of the ring as Twilight takes control. Twilight stomps away at the fallen monster, before lifting him up to deliver a DDT. Rayn gets to his feet, and yet again, lifts Reuben to his. He attempts a snap suplex, but is having trouble getting the monster over, instead Reuben lifts Rayn into the air and delivers a forward falling supplex face buster.

Alex: Fat Ass

Eric: Who Me?

Alex: Dude Reuben…Wow you really are a fat ass…

Rueben, still trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head after the huge big boot by Hall, gets to his feet and stumbles back. He quickly forgets about his pain as he locks his eyes on Johnny Hall. A look of hatred and disgust come across his face. He grabs the fallen Twilight Rayn, and drags him to the corner of Johnny Hall. Rueben holds the hand of Twilight out, begging Hall to tag himself in. Hall doesn’t want to so Rueben makes the two tag! Johnny Hall slowly gets in the ring, never taking his eyes off Rueben. The two lock up. Hall begins pushing the big man around the ring while in the locked up position, looks as if Rueben is allowing him to. Rueben attempts to show his strength is no match to Hall a few times, and gets tired pushing Hall away from him. Rueben laughs as Hall open hand slaps him across the face. Rueben quickly becomes angry and grabs Hall in a head lock. Rueben back up against the ropes, Rueben then pushes Hall off, causing Hall to run to the opposite side of the ring into the ropes, where he is met by a knee to the kidneys by the now recovered Jayson Burrows.

Eric: Jayson Burrows acting like a snake in the grass.

Alex: And your metaphors are nothing but a pain in my ass.

Rueben begins stomping away on the body of Hall. He tags in Jay, and together they both continue to stop Hall. The ref forces Rueben out. Jay picks Hall up and tosses him into the ropes. As Hall rebounds of the ropes, he is met by a flying forearm from Jay. Burrows quickly hurries to his feet to send a huge drop kick the top of the head of Johnny Hall. Jay hastily nips up, running towards Twilight, flipping him over the top rope and into the ring. Twilight slow to his feet and seems to be amused at Burrows, as Rueben is trying to make it into the ring to take care of Hall before he gets up. Twilight, seeing that the ref is distracted, low blows Jayson, causing him to crash to the ground. Twilight then licks Burrows…

Eric: Damnit ref! Do your job!

Twilight makes his way to Hall to help him up. Hall thanks him, but Rueben storms pass the ref and takes both Hall and Twilight down with a double clothesline. Rueben picks up Rayn and toss him out the ring, he picks up Hall as the ref is trying to get the monster out of the ring. Rueben sets Hall up, looks at the ref and yells…

AYE!

And drops Hall with a Last Ride Powerbomb!

Alex: AYE

Jayson Burrows hooks the leg the ref looks like he isn’t going to count, Rueben belly bumps the ref to the matt, then takes his arm and forces the count

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING! DING!

Samantha: Here are your winners JAYSON BURROWS AND RUEBEN MACLEOD!

We fade from ringside to the back. Eric Evans is walking down the hallway, appearing to be heading towards the ring.

Jayson: E!

Double E turns around to see Jayson Burrows power walking to catch up.

Jayson: You heading out to ringside?

Evans: That’s the plan. I just have something to take care of first.

Jayson: That would be?

Double E whistles loudly. To much surprise, Johnny Hall and Brandon Maddox cue in and surround Jayson Burrows. Jayson drops his head and laughs.

Jayson: You’re the rat?

Evans: I prefer to refer to it as me taking back what is half mine, while giving the other half back to it’s rightful owner.

Jayson: So you’re going to turn on the Plague, as well as Requiem, because of your greed?

Evans: Something like that, yes. I really have no intention of turning on Requiem, though. I intend upon taking him with me.

Jayson: Is it something like that, or is it that?

Evans: Well…

Double E comes up with a hard right hand, connecting with the jaw of Jayson Burrows. Maddox and Johnny Hall catch him from hitting the ground and toss him back towards Evans, who lifts Burrows up to the air and drops him with the Aces Over. Double E smirks as he turns to face the fallen Jayson Burrows.

Evans: Who is the fool here, Jay? Is it me for double crossing you? Or, is it you for trusting a man who can’t be trusted? I’ll let you sleep on that.

Double E gets a chuckle out of that. Maddox and Johnny Hall help Evans to his feet, and the three begin marching towards Ringside.

Eric: Up next is the rematch we’ve all been waiting for…I’m talking about Doom vs. Requiem!

Alex Horn: This one should not be for the weak of heart

The lights die down. The laughter of children echoes through the arena. Once their laughter fades, a mysterious scythe bearing image appears on the tron. The children heard before now recite this line:

“A Tisket…A Tasket”

The monstrosity bearing the scythe slices towards the view, cutting the screen. The screen oozes blood, and the children speak as blood begins to flood the screen.

“He lives…And he comes…Beware!”

The tron images fade, and the lights cue back in.

Eric Mark: What the hell was that?

Alex Horn: I have no clue. Let’s just kick it to Samantha.

Samantha: It is time for are MAIN EVENT of the night! Introducing first…GIVE IT UP FOR DOOM

The awkward beat of "Tick, Tick..." starts to play over the speakers. The light turns red. The red light fills the arena. Brandon Maddox walks out first from behind the curtain. He is has a cocky smirk on his face. He awaits at the top of the ramp, and the massive man Doom walks out. He has a green cloak on, and the hood on top of his head. You can't see the face, because the mask protects it. Maddox and Doom walk down the ramp. Maddox starts to talk shit to some fans, while the arena is flooded with boos. Maddox rolls into the ring, but Doom takes his take. He walks up the stairs first. He walks across the ring apron, and steps over the top rope. He stands in the middle of the ring, while Maddox removes the cloak from Doom. Doom holds his arms up, and the lights go back to normal.

Samantha: And his opponent, he is the current WU CHAMPION…THE SORROW…REQUIEM…

The arena lights slowly fade from full light, to dead darkness. Nothing at all can be seen, minus the dancing cigarette lighters in the crowed from the anticipating fans. After but a moment, a distorted voice is heard over the loudspeakers, repeating the following cryptic tongued message.

Nad nehw draeh fo eht noitcerruser fo eht daed, emos dekcom. Rrehto dias; Ew lliw raeh eeht niaga no siht rettam.

A massive explosion follows the tongued sermon as the words to Boondox - Torn Possession kick in. Flames begin to dance upon the stage and the entrance ramp, and the same mysterious fog pours in.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

The fog fades as the chorus ends. Requiem can now been seen, towering on center stage.

I'm surrounded by the dark become a stranger to the light.
Put all my hopes into the fact that everything will be alright.
But as I sit here crippled nervous in a state of shock.
Times become my enemy I'm staring at a broken clock.
And every hour on the hour some thing strange is taking place.
Apparitions on the wall voices and my soul is raped.
I can't explain it am I burnin' in that fire pit?
Has the devil come to claim what's his for all the times I needed shit?

Requiem, with his head down and his long, grey streaked black hair in his eyes slowly walks from center stage onto the ramp through the fog and the dancing flames.

I tried sleeping but still I could feel it creepin.
Call off the deacon bloods leakin right from the ceilin.
I hear the rain fallin tappin on my window sill.
Shadows crawling babies crying make it all seem surreal.
And what's that tickin in my head.
I know for sure that I ain't dead.
If that's the case then why the fuck am I still sittin in my bed.
I'm tryna scream but no sounds so I'm reachin for the phone.
I need to call some one right now to tell me what's goin on.

Upon the finishing of the last sentence, Requiem comes to the end of the ramp. The view flies by, going left to right to catch the full view of the fog, the flames, and Requiem standing at a standstill.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

Requiem now turns quickly towards the ring steps. His long, black trench coat flaps from the rapid movement. He makes his way up the steps.

Seven days and nights go by and I ain't seen the fuckin sun.
Layin here surrounded by a priest some crosses and a nun.
Speakin in a foreign language but I seem to understand.
Crucifix is burnin flesh right when they placed it in my hand.
Holy water feels like torture fallin on my head.
Demons whisper in my ear don't worry son your almost dead.
Moms cryin daddies packin pictures flyin on the wall.
I can hear my grandma talk in tounges some where down the hall

Once up the steps, Requiem wastes little time stepping over the ropes into the ring. He twirls around, showing his coat flap in the rapid wind once more. He slowly takes off his coat.

Next thing I noticed I'm wakin up I'm in an empty room.
Some what unfamiliar was I sleepin in an empty tomb.
And then a light from up above.
I heard a voice filled with love.
A lady dressed all in white I didn't who she was.
And I can't explain the calm.
After the shock pain in my arm.
All I know is I feel warm and I don't care what's goin on.

The Sorrow walks his coat to his corner, and drapes it across the top rope. Without a hurry, he turns back towards the better side of the ring, and awaits.

Eric: Now HERE is a man that you have to be impressed with Lex. He’s already defended his championship last week in what was the bloodiest matches ever, but he is also still out here giving us another epic main event

Alex: The guy death. If the Grim Reaper was a factual person he would be Requiem. So no it doesn’t impress me he is here tonight

The bell rings as Doom smiles over at Requiem. The two meet up now in the center of the ring for a face-off. Requiem opts for a collar and elbow tie-up, but Doom is able to wriggle out of it and quickly go behind Requiem. He lifts Requiem up and takes him over with a German supplex. Requiem’s back hits the canvas pretty hard but the champ is able to make his way to his feet right after absorbing the blow. Doom seems impressed that Requiem has made his way right back to a vertical base, but he pays it little mind as he goes forward with a running knee lift that connects and forces Requiem to double over in pain. Doom then bounces his self off the ring ropes and connects with a shining wizard that brings he champion down to the mat. Doom goes for an early cover.

ONE…

TWO…

Requiem is able to kick out.

Eric: Doom looks to be showing everyone what he has always showed us…he has Requiem’s number

Alex: Well Chad is away attending to some family issues, so it’ll be interesting to see just how Doom pans out later on in the match

Eric: Are thoughts and best wishes go out to Chad and his family

Alex: Yea Chad, keep your head up bro. Stay strong through this tuff time

Requiem can be seen pulling himself up by the ropes as Doom does nothing but watch on, grinning from ear to ear. He allows the challenger free passage to get back to a vertical base before running at him. Req sees Doom coming and holds down the top rope. However Doom is able to throw on the breaks and avoid tumbling over to the outside. Req though is able to connect with a throat thrust that makes Doom grab for his throat. Req follows up on the advantage with a bulldog that brings the challenger down for the mat. Req gets enthusiastic and goes for a cover, pinning Doom’s shoulders down.

ONE…

TWO…

But the legs are free and Doom is able to easily kick out, throwing Reg off of him.

Eric: Damn it I though Requiem had it there

Alex: No you didn’t, you were hoping he did

Doom doesn’t waste any time with popping up to his own two feet. In fact he is able to even beat Req to the task. As soon as Doom has risen all the way, Doom turns him around and punches him right in the forehead! Req teeters right into the closest set of ropes, now leaning up against them. Doom however doesn’t give Req time to breathe, but instead pulls him off of the ropes and goes for a standing drop kick, but Req catches him and drops him with a powerbomb! Req gets Doom up as Doom goes to whip Reg to the ropes, Req reverse the whip and as Doom comes rushing back at Req, Requiem Back body drops Doom right over the top rope and to the outside! His head hits pretty hard and Doom doesn’t seem to be moving as the referee starts his ten count, with The Sorrow looking on…

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

FOUR…

FIVE…

Doom is still down.

SIX…

SEVEN…

Req is getting impatient in the ring and decides to go for the high risk. He gets up a full head of steam and flies over the top rope, landing on top of Doom’s body with a big splash ala Taker style leaving the crowed amazed as they have yet to see something like that out of the champion. The referee ceases his original ten count and now begins to start a new one as both wrestlers are now down on the outside.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

Req is a bit woozy now but is making his way to his feet. He pulls Doom up and whips him into the steel steps. Req follows it up with a running knee smash to the face of Doom, sending a sickening thud for all of Japan to feel! Req rolls him into the ring before following his challenger back into the squared circle. The referee’s count only makes it up to 8 before it stops.

Eric: Looks like Requiem didn’t want a count-out victory here tonight!

Alex: At least he gave us something exciting to wrap up are night…I guess….Although I have found the best Japan adult entertainment, which I would be more then happy to check out

Eric: Don’t you get tired of prostitutes?

Alex: Don’t you ever get tired of playing find the correct hole with your wife?

Req sets Doom up for a DDT, but just as he is about to hit the move its Doom that grabs Req by the waist and lifts the big Man up in the air and executes a modified version of the Perfect Plex that causes Req to barely hit his face on the mat as he gets in a pinning predicament.

ONE…

TWO...

THRE…

Req kicks out and gets up as well as Doom as the champ charges in on him and Doom catches Req around the waist and executes a Impeller DDT in the middle of the ring as he sits on his knees in front of him as he is catching his breath. Doom grabs the head of Req and drags his face across the ring as he grabs Req’s championship belt and holds it in his face before going for another DDT on top of the Belt, But Req reverse the move into a back body drop. Req drags Doom towards the corner. He sits him up on the turnbuckles and delivers several hard blows to the face before turning around and grabbing him by the arms.

Eric: What is he going to be doing??

Requiem is about to deliver a Razor’s Edge on Doom, but the only difference is that he is facing the same side as he is instead of having Doom’s back towards his back. Req wants to deliver the move, but Doom somehow manages to put on the brakes as he manages to jump on his back that causes the champ to fall face first on the canvas and with Req landing on his back. Doom grabs Req by the face and starts to pound away on the forehead as Req tries to get up again. Doom slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from underneath the ring as he slides back in the ring. He sets up the chair in the ring and he turns his attention to the champion. He grabs the legs of Req and positions him for a catapult, But Req reverse the move and Doom falls backwards and Doom is thrown in the air as he somehow manages to avoid the chair with his face and lands on the canvas and his arm hitting the chair. As the ref kicks the chair out of the ring

Requiem lifts Doom up and looks to be going for the Eulogy, And Doom walks right into it!

Eric Mark: THE EULOGY! REQUIEM HAS JUST DROPPED DOOM WITH THE EULOGY

Alex Horn: And I believe I am now deaf in my left ear thank to your girlish screaming!

Req looks to go for the cover but Maddox is on the ring apron and has the attention of the ref! Req has the leg hook and the crowed is counting the Three

Crowed:

ONE…

TWO…

THREE

Requiem gets off of Doom and looks to get the ref, but Eric Evans slides into the ring and it looks as if Doom is in trouble, but instead Eric Evans spins Requiem around and dumps Requiem right in the center of the ring with the ACE’S OVER! Eric Evans rolls out the ring as Doom hooks the leg

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!!

Eric: NO…NOT LIKE THIS! DAMN IT!

Alex: Does this mean…

Eric: WHY ERIC…WHY

Samantha: Here is your winner DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

Doom is on his feet as Eric Evans rolls back into the ring and holds Doom arm in the air as Doom, Maddox, and Eric Evans stand tall in the center of the ring over Requiem’s body

Eric: Son of a Bitch…Requiem trusted Eric!

Alex: Were fucked

Eric: How are WE fucked if Eric Evans backstabbed Requiem?

Alex: Dude is the sorrow, the more sorrow he receives the more of a lose cannon he is, do you think Requiem is going to be all happy go lucky after what just took place? That Monster of a champion is going to bring Hell to surface and we my overweight friend are all FUCKED! With a capital F

Eric: Oh dear lord!

Alex: Even he can’t help us know

Requiem is laying on the ground. Eric Evans holds Doom arms up in the air, and the crowd boos. Brandon Maddox is standing outside the ring. Doom demands Maddox gets him a chair. Brandon Maddox is slow to grab one, but he finally grabs one. He holds it up, and walks to the ring with it. He slides in. Doom points down at Requiem. You can hear Doom yell "Hit him!" Brandon Maddox gets the chair read, and he slams it on Requiem's back. The crowd keeps booing. Doom turns around and holds his arms up. While Doom has his back turned, Maddox hits Doom in the back with the chair! Doom falls to one knee, and Brandon Maddox hits him again. The crowd is going crazy. Doom is still on one knee. Brandon Maddox throws the chair, and Doom catches it in front of his face. Brandon Maddox then hits Pay Up! Doom goes out the ring, and is seems to be out cold. Brandon Maddox ask for a microphone, and is handed one.

Brandon Maddox: You know, I'm sick and tired of being told what to do. I have this idiot telling me what I need to do. I made Doom Alliance! I'm getting everyone shots at belts and big contracts, but what am I getting? I'm not getting anything! So I'm sick and tired of that. Chad Vargas, Johnny Hall, and I have decided Doom is holding us back. Next week, I will be making my in ring debut. It will be "Bankin" Brandon Maddox Vs Doom! If I win the match, I will be taking Doom's place Vs Requiem in the World Title match! If Doom doesn't win, he is fired from the WU!

The crowd goes crazy with the announcement. Brandon Maddox looks around at the crowd.

Brandon Maddox: This doesn't mean Doom Alliance is over. No, all this means is Sex and Violence is now born! Burrows, the war is still on! We have plenty up our sleeves! You, can take that to the bank!

And with that Parental Advisory comes to a close fading into the WU logo as we get one last shot of Eric Evans, and Maddox standing over the bodies of Doom and Requiem

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