The Japanese Board of Directors have just come in and taken their seats. They all know what tonight’s topic is, so they all just sit in their chairs and look puzzled.

Chairman: “Ok, this has been bad week for WU between the aired drama that I wish was pulled to the ending of the show last week. Now let me say we don’t know what the hell is going on here, We’ve checked his home, his office, he’s no where to be seen. So tonight, we have to talk about short term replacement for Mr. Burrows. Nothing long term just until we find out what’s going on. Any ideas?”

They all sit and look puzzled. One finally speaks up to the chair man.

Board member: “Maybe, we could look into promoting Eric Evans?”

Chairman: “No, no, no. We not want American cowboys running our show. It‘s the very last thing we need, next we‘ll have drunken hoe downs…”

Another board member speaks up.

Board member: “Peaches?”

The chairman laughs.

Chairman: “I do not even need to tell you all the things wrong with that.”

Board member: “Freddy Bluefinger?”

Chairman: “One good idea. But please the last thing I want to do is give Joe Santiago any power?”

Board member: “Ari Chase?”

Chairman: “Good thinking, but I believe his acts to censor, may be a little extreme, people don‘t want Sunday church, when it comes to wrestling.”

The same board member that suggested Peaches speaks up.

Board member: “How about that one fella…Vinny?”

The chairman looks over at him with a serious look.

Chairman: “What the matter with you? What’s with the homo names?”

Then the board starts to shout out a bunch of names. One that is heard is CJ Rand. Another is Johnny Styles. Finally, the chairman just snaps and stands up.

Chairman: “SHUT FUCK UP EVERYONE!”

The Chairman looks down on to his lap top screen. He looks up and smiles

Chairman: “I think I might know someone. Board is adjourned.”

He stands up and screams as he exit’s the room out of frustration. The scene fades into the words:

LAST WEEK

Flashes across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s Parental Advisory highlights of CJ Gates becoming the new One Shot champion, to the brutal main event between Jinx and Requiem and the acts that followed after the match, we also see Twilight Rayn’s partner being replaced with Percy, and then suffering yet another lose. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows saying "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of WU’s Co-Owner Eric Evans, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Japan sex tapes, A few scenes of a strippers in geisha houses, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is advised

I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of mist and smoke takes over the entrance...

Yeah girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
I want to take my love and hate you till the end

Its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit I cant take
its not like me to walk away

There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...

I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

yeahh!!!

There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..

I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again

its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit I cant take
just when I think I can walk away…

The shot switches to the skyline of Tokyo as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena

I'm so addicted…
...addicted to you

The camera locks on to Alex and Eric

Alex Horn: Who the hell is in line to replace Jayson Burrows?

Eric Mark: What we should be wondering is where the hell is Jayson Burrows?

Alex Horn: I’m sure he’s off somewhere in joining one of those happy endings, the Japs are known for.

Eric Mark: I don‘t know Lex, the scene last week didn‘t look like he was receiving a…

Alex Horn: E! This is a family show, the last thing we need is Ari Chase to come out here

Eric Mark: I was gonna say….

Alex Horn: What the hell E, Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Eric Mark: I didn‘t say anything!

Alex Horn: Sam, take us to are opening match before Eric over here gives Ari a stroke



A Chance for a upset heard around the world
Requiem and Porter MaCleod vs. The Elite

Samantha: Ladies and gents it is time for are opening match of the night, and it is a tag-team match. Introducing first the challengers…Making there debut here at Wrestling Unplugged…THE ELITE!

The lights dim as a steady stream of golden pyro begins flowing from the titantron and "Superstar" by Saliva hits. Chris Caliber and Jay Copeland emerge from the back, taunting the already booing fans. Richard Rave soon follows in a well tailored suit. Caliber and Copeland merely grin at the fans reaction as they make their way down the entrance ramp. Rave barks at an official to hold the ropes while Caliber and Copeland enter the ring and once all three men are inside they raise arms together in a gesture of unity as the fans continue to boo.

Samantha: Introducing next the Prime time champion…The Real Deal…PORTER MACLEOD!!!

“AH FUCK OFF” is heard as the fans recognize it to be the voice of Porter. The fans begin their long, droning chants of “Poorrrrrter, Poooorrrrrrrter” and the first notes of the song play.

“If your looking for trouble
Your in the right place
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker
i was born that way
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay

Cause i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jimmy is my name
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
and causing pain is my game

Porter peeks out through the curtains and looks around. He then steps out from the curtains. He slowly walks to down the ramp, chomping his gum arrogantly and taunting the crowd.

“Now if your a womanv married or not
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot
i'll take your legs and spread them wide
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside

i'm an evil Scotsman
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock

He points to his chest, saying he is the Real Deal and walks up the steps. At the top of the steps he stalls, placing his hands on his hips he looks around nodding his head. He throws his hands up quickly and shakes his head wildly then quickly jumps over the top rope while holding onto it.

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

I’ve got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

He motions for the camera to come closer and spits his gum on the lens. He laughs and then goes to the corner of the ring. He lies across the top turnbuckle and puts his hands behind his head, waiting for his opponent.

i don't care where you come from
if your big or your small
i've fought the best
and i beat them all
If your english or irish
you wont have to die
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye

i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jock is my name
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.

Samantha: And his partner for tonight, he is the WU Champion…The Sorrow…REQUIEM!!!

The arena lights slowly fade from full light, to dead darkness. Nothing at all can be seen, minus the dancing cigarette lighters in the crowed from the anticipating fans. After but a moment, a distorted voice is heard over the loudspeakers, repeating the following cryptic tongued message.

Nad nehw draeh fo eht noitcerruser fo eht daed, emos dekcom. Rrehto dias; Ew lliw raeh eeht niaga no siht rettam.

A massive explosion follows the tongued sermon as the words to Boondox - Torn Possession kick in. Flames begin to dance upon the stage and the entrance ramp, and the same mysterious fog pours in.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

The fog fades as the chorus ends. Requiem can now been seen, towering on center stage.

I'm surrounded by the dark become a stranger to the light.
Put all my hopes into the fact that everything will be alright.
But as I sit here crippled nervous in a state of shock.
Times become my enemy I'm staring at a broken clock.
And every hour on the hour some thing strange is taking place.
Apparitions on the wall voices and my soul is raped.
I can't explain it am I burnin' in that fire pit?
Has the devil come to claim what's his for all the times I needed shit?

Requiem, with his head down and his long, grey streaked black hair in his eyes slowly walks from center stage onto the ramp through the fog and the dancing flames.

I tried sleeping but still I could feel it creepin.
Call off the deacon bloods leakin right from the ceilin.
I hear the rain fallin tappin on my window sill.
Shadows crawling babies crying make it all seem surreal.
And what's that tickin in my head.
I know for sure that I ain't dead.
If that's the case then why the fuck am I still sittin in my bed.
I'm tryna scream but no sounds so I'm reachin for the phone.
I need to call some one right now to tell me what's goin on.

Upon the finishing of the last sentence, Requiem comes to the end of the ramp. The view flies by, going left to right to catch the full view of the fog, the flames, and Requiem standing at a standstill.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

Requiem now turns quickly towards the ring steps. His long, black trench coat flaps from the rapid movement. He makes his way up the steps.

Seven days and nights go by and I ain't seen the fuckin sun.
Layin here surrounded by a priest some crosses and a nun.
Speakin in a foreign language but I seem to understand.
Crucifix is burnin flesh right when they placed it in my hand.
Holy water feels like torture fallin on my head.
Demons whisper in my ear don't worry son your almost dead.
Moms cryin daddies packin pictures flyin on the wall.
I can hear my grandma talk in tounges some where down the hall

Once up the steps, Requiem wastes little time stepping over the ropes into the ring. He twirls around, showing his coat flap in the rapid wind once more. He slowly takes off his coat.

Next thing I noticed I'm wakin up I'm in an empty room.
Some what unfamiliar was I sleepin in an empty tomb.
And then a light from up above.
I heard a voice filled with love.
A lady dressed all in white I didn't who she was.
And I can't explain the calm.
After the shock pain in my arm.
All I know is I feel warm and I don't care what's goin on.

The Sorrow walks his coat to his corner, and drapes it across the top rope. Without a hurry, he turns back towards the better side of the ring, and awaits.

Porter smirks and licks his lips as he exits the ring.

Eric Mark: What the hell is going on? Porter's taking a seat at ringside, he doesn‘t even look like he‘s gonna par take in this opening bout.

Alex Horn: Not only that but AndPorter has a bottle of Vodka in his hands. What is going on out here?

Eric Mark: I don't know but why isn’t the Elite taking advantage of this two on one situation?

Jay Copeland immediately charges Requiem but Requiem isn‘t in the mood to play as he throws up a Big boot dropping Jay down hard. Requiem picks up Jay and drops the smaller foe with a Throat thrust. Jay falls back against the ropes and Req quickly grabs him and whips him across the ring. Jay manages to hop on the second rope and leaps off. Req catches Jay and puts him on his shoulders, he drops Jay with a backbreaker. Req goes for a quick cover but breaks up his own count. He grabs Jay pulling him to his feet and whips him to the ropes Jay comes back, only to have his head cleaned off with a deadly clothesline!

Eric Mark: So far looks like Requiem doesn’t even need Porter’s help

Req leans against the ropes as he watches Jay slowly get to his feet. The two men lock up and Jay gets backed into the ropes. Req nails Jay in the midsection with a kick and whips Jay into the corner. Copeland hits the turnbuckle hard upside down and then falls chest first to the mat. Req waits as Jay starts to get up and then runs straight at Requiem and Req with out missing a beat drops Jay with another big boot.

Alex Horn: Requiem is just dominating this match

Req grabs Copeland and backs him up with forearm shots, followed up with a kick to the midsection, followed by a powerbomb that sends Jay Copeland over the top rope! The crowed goes silent with the echoing sound of Jay’s body hitting the outside floor. Chris Caliber rushes into the ring to get drop by another big boot by the WU Champion. Chris rolls out the ring and stands in front of Porter. He gets to his feet and looks at Porter who simply holds up the bottle of Vodka to Chris.

Eric Mark: What is Porter MaCleod doing?

Alex Horn: Offering the lad a drink like the true gentlemen he is, No one likes to get shit face by themselves.

Chris slaps the bottle of vodka from Porter's hand and then goes to climb up on the ring apron. Req goes to grab him but Chris buries a knee into Req's midsection. Jay climbs in the ring and bounces off the ropes looking to take Requiem down, but Req catches him and air plane spins him around before tossing him into the air, and catching him with a sick looking Stunner. Req drags Jay into the corner and shoves his boot into the throat of Copeland who begins choking. Requiem breaks before the five count. Req pulls Copeland up off the mat, but Copeland is on his feet for a short time as Requiem sends Copeland off the ropes and drops Jay with the Eulogy! Requiem goes for the cover, and Chris looks to break it up, until Porter MaCleod leaps on to the apron and shatters the Vodka bottle over Caliber’s head!

One…

Two…

Three…

Samantha: Your winners by pin fall…REQUIEM AND PORTER MACLEOD!

Eric Mark: Porter could have killed Chris Caliber with that bottle shot, I mean look at the blood seeping out of his head!

Alex Horn: Should have taken the drink

Porter makes his walk to the back as he nods to Requiem who stands tall over Jay Copeland, but of course it’s short lived as Crimson Skull stands at the entrance way. Looks to be holding something in his hand. The camera gets a zoom shot and we see it’s a picture of a random female. Requiem seems to be livid, as he is demanding Crimson Skull to come down to the ring. Skull shakes his head before turning back into the entrance way. Requiem rolls out the ring and begins chase.

Alex Horn: Crimson Skull mind fucks Requiem again

Eric Mark: What was that picture and what does it mean for Requiem?

Alex Horn: Shit break, why ask questions that won‘t be answered until weeks time?

Eric Mark: Because I want to know damn it

Alex Horn: You read Star and other tabloid magazine’s to, don’t you E?

Eric Mark: They make great reads while on the can

Alex Horn: Only if your whipping your ass with that gossip bullshit



The scene opens up in the backstage area, in the hallways of the arena. Here, we can see C.J. Gates talking to Jenny Harris, host of the WU Feed. After a few moments, a few smiles, and a wave, Harris leaves the scene, and Thommy Rosenthaul comes walking up from the other direction. He looks back at Harris, shrugs, and then walks over to Gates.

C.J. Gates: Whats up Thommy?

Thommy Rosenthaul: Just wanted to let you know that he has arrived.

C.J. Gates: He who?

Thommy Rosenthaul: He, he.

Gates nods his head and smiles as Thommy turns around. After a few more moments, another man enters the shot, standing close to seven feet tall, wearing a pair of blue jeans, black work boots and a black t-shirt. His bald head shines as he enters the room and shakes hands with an approaching Gates.

C.J. Gates: Vinnie James, you old bastard, how are you doing?

Vinnie James: Doing great, doing great. Got your message earlier this week and caught the first flight I could out here. Figured it was important if you wanted me to fly out to Japan of all places.

C.J. Gates: Of course it is, Vinnie. Haven't you been watching the You-Dub?

Vinnie James: Here and there. Been really busy lately.

C.J. Gates: Well to sum it all up, I won the WU One Shot title last week, and was hoping that an old friend of mine could join forces with me again and watch my back. Make sure no one tries to get a cheap shot in on me and whatnot.

Vinnie James: Reuniting the dream team, eh? I can dig that. Would be good to get back into the realm of wrestling. Back with the opportunity of busting a head of two if they get out of line.

C.J. Gates: Exactly. So you're down?

Vinnie James: I'll have to think about it.

Gates looks slightly dejected as James places his hands on his hips.

Vinnie James: Of course I'm down. What do you expect?

Gates claps his hands together and shakes Vinnie's again as the scene fades to black.



Qualifying for Season’s Beatings
Luther Savage vs. Troy Gafgen

Samantha: The following match is one fall and the winner earns a spot inside the Psycho Circus Death Match at Season‘s Beating

"Touck the Sky" showers the arena of the WU like it was dirty. The crowd jump to their feet like their is a fire under their ass. Luther Savage comes out from behind the curtain like a cannon. The crowd goes crazy while he dances around on the top of the ramp. He hits a Mike Jackson spin at the top of the ramp. He begins to walk down the ramp. He stops and looks around the arena. The fans love him. He throws his arms up in the sky, and the pyro showers down onto him. The gold pyro is falling behind him. When it is done he walks down the ramp. Luther got a mean ass swagger to his walk. He slides into the ring. He holds his arms up again to the fans from the middle of the ring. Like a sponge he just soaks up all the cheers.

Samantha: Making his way to the ring, Also making his debut here at Wrestling Unplugged…He is LUTHER SAVAGE!!!

Perfect Insanity hits and the arena goes pitch black. We then see smoke from the entrance ramp. Then red pyro explode and Troy Gafgen walks out from the curtain. He waves to the fans and slaps some of the fans hands as he walks down to the ring. He then goes into the ring and raises his arms which sets off more pyro as the crowd cheers him.

Perfect Insanity hits and the arena goes pitch black. We then see smoke from the entrance ramp. Then red pyro explode and Troy Gafgen walks out from the curtain. He waves to the fans and slaps some of the fans hands as he walks down to the ring. He then goes into the ring and raises his arms which sets off more pyro as the crowd cheers him.

Samantha: Making his way down to the ring, he is the former One Shot champion…GIVE IT UP FOR THE HARDCORE MVP…TROY GAFGEN!!!

Eric Mark: This one should be a good match up

Alex Horn: You really believe that? Troy looks to have lost a step, and your telling me this looks to be a good match?

Eric Mark: Would you knock it off. Let's go to the ring.

The bell rings as the two men circle one another cautiously, Troy trying to reach out and lock up with Luther but Savage pacing around just outside of his reach. Troy grabs out at Luther who slaps his hands away once but that doesn’t stop the Hardcore MVP who reaches out again and this time Luther catches him with a kick to the gut, grabbing him in a side headlock and attempting to drag him down to the mat but Troy quickly fights out of it hammering away with a few forearm shots to the ribs before pushing Luther off against the ropes and leaping up attempting a kick that Luther ducks underneath. Luther continues running to the opposite ropes and Troy rolls back up, dropping down underneath Luther who leaps over him and comes off the ropes a third time where Troy attempts to flip him up in to the air using his legs but Luther spins himself in the air and lands on his feet. Troy hops back up again and the two men stare one another down as the crowd begin to cheer.

Eric Mark: You see that? These two guys are pretty evenly matched, wouldn’t you say?

Alex Horn: They’re about the same height, about the same weight, similar style of wrestling... if not for the fact that he’s facing Luther Savage, international Superstar I may actually have given Troy Gafgen a chance in this match.

Eric Mark: He has a lot more than just “a chance” here but then you’re unlikely to believe that until you see it for yourself, and even then I doubt you’ll actually believe your eyes…

The two get close to locking up again but Luther nails Troy with the clothesline, taking Troy down quickly follows up with an elbow to the sternum. He fakes a second elbow drop before stomping on Troy’s face. The fans react with boos to that dirty tactic. Luther picks up Troy from off the canvas before powering him into the corner with a strong Irish whip, causing Luther to buckle in half to the mat yet again. Luther with a cocky smirk goes and picks up Troy, whipping him again into another corner, lighter this time. With full speed, Luther charges at Troy, hitting a powerful clothesline, damn near taking Troy’s head off. Lifting Troy up onto the top turnbuckle, Luther takes a second to catch his breath, before locking his arm around Troy’s head while climbing onto the second rope. The fans quite excited to see what was about to happen. Luther with a single move, tried to lift Troy off and onto the canvas with a vertical supplex, but Troy, who locked himself to the turnbuckle blocked it from happening.

Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen not letting Luther hit the top rope superplex…

Alex Horn: Bah, he can resist but it won’t make a difference.

Troy takes the opportunity, using Luther’s momentum while swinging, still with Luther’s head wrapped up, as Troy drives Luther’s neck across the rope hard, with the stunned and stumbling reaction from Savage, as Troy nearly breaks his right leg from the harsh landing. With Savage, rolling across the mat in pain, Troy hops up onto the apron, carefully watching Luther trying to get himself back up while holding his throat. The audience already pumped up by now and they load themselves up for another huge move as Savage is close to being back on his feet. Right then and there, Troy hops up onto the ring rope, before launching himself off of it, with much velocity and air, Troy hits the sweet spot with a Mule Kick right to the head of Luther, causing him to flail back onto the mat. The fans cheering crazily, as Troy crawls over into the corner to catch his breath again.

Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen going high-risk and getting a high-reward!

Alex Horn: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while…

Troy pulls himself back up and grabs a recovering Luther by the head, whipping him to the ropes and leaping up for a dropkick but Luther grabs the ropes and stops his momentum and Troy crashes down against the canvas. Luther quickly grabs both ankles of Troy and launches him toward the ropes but doesn’t let go and Troy collides with the ropes and rebounds back again as Luther gets his knees up to drive Troy’s back in to them. Luther throws him off and runs the ropes, landing a running Senton backsplash before ducking underneath the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and waiting for Troy to get back up to his feet. Troy struggles up, favoring the small of his back and Gafgen springboards off the top rope, connecting with a missile dropkick to the chest of Troy and knocking him flying back in to the far corner. Luther rolls back to his feet and charges in to the corner, driving his boot in to the side of Gafgen’s head with as much momentum as he can muster and just watching as Gafgen’s body flops out of the corner.

Alex Horn: You were saying about high-risk and high-reward?

Eric Mark: I’m not entirely sure that Troy expected this style of match from the rookie

Luther grabs Troy by the hair and pulls him back to his feet, slapping him across the face just to taunt him before whipping him to the far corner. He charges in with a high knee to the jaw of a staggered Troy before grabbing him by the head and pushing off the ropes, driving Troy face first in to the canvas with a bulldog. Luther’s not quite done yet though as he pulls Troy to his feet again and locks in a front face lock, squeezing on the throat of Troy as tightly as he can to cut off the oxygen. Troy attempts to fight back though and Luther hammers him a few times across the back before lifting him up in a vertical supplex and stalling it in the air for a moment before turning Troy’s body as he drops him down over his shoulder, grabbing the head as he falls and dropping Troy’s chin across his shoulder. Troy bounces across the ring as a result of the modified Stunner and Luther quickly rolls across after him, forcing him on to his back and hooking the leg.

ONE...

TWO......

Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen with the kick out!

Alex Horn: There’s a move from the playbook you don’t see every day, that was a good old fashioned Street Cutter by Luther Savage.

Eric Mark: I’m sure I’m honored…

Luther tells the referee to count faster and grabs Troy by the hair, pulling him up but Troy fires off a few right hands to the gut to cause some separation, leaping up and catching Luther in the jaw with a kick that sends him reeling across the ring. Troy charges at him but Luther ducks his head down, elevating Troy up and over the ropes but only as far as the ring apron. From there Troy drives his shoulder in to Luther’s gut, doubling him over before leaping over the ropes and whipping him down in a sunset flip but rather than going for the pin Troy keeps his momentum going, rolling back to his feet and running the ropes and planting a dropkick to the back of Luther’s head. Luther grabs his head in pain as Troy shows off for the fans for a moment or two before getting back to work. He pulls Luther up and butterflies the arms before lifting Luther up off the mat and holding him up just as Troy had done to him a moment earlier, finally popping his hips and throwing the rookie to the mat with a Butterfly Supplex. The fans pop as Troy Gafgen attempts to roll Luther over for the cover but Savage rolls out of the ring to safety.

Eric Mark: I think they’re just having a one-upmanship contest right now. Anything one man can do the other can apparently do better!

Alex Horn: Troy will regret that soon enough because one thing Luther does better than anybody is finish people off…

Troy rolls from the ring in pursuit of Luther who’s already back on his feet again. Luther walks around to the opposite side as Troy chases him and rolls back in to the ring, then immediately back out again as Troy continues to give chase in to the ring. Troy leaps out of the ring again but again Luther rolls back in again. Troy comes in and Luther rolls back out again. The fans begin to boo as Savage waves them off, looking up just in time to see, but far too late to avoid, Troy throwing himself over the top rope and straight down on top of Luther. The fans go wild as Troy struggles back to his feet and plays to the crowd a little before grabbing Luther by the hair and pulling him back up, sliding his body back in to the ring again before climbing up on to the apron and back in to the ring. He runs the ropes again and delivers a basement dropkick before pulling Luther up and throwing him over his shoulder, holding him up so that he’s supporting Luther’s head with his arm and Luther’s head is hanging by Troy’s waist. Troy goes for a Powerdriver but Luther counters it with a knee to the side of the head and flips himself over, rolling back to a standing position and leaping up and over him as Troy charges. Luther rebounds off the ropes and Savage leaps up, nailing a dropkick to the jaw that sends Luther for a spin.

Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen hesitating before putting Luther Savage away and the Rookie made him pay!

Luther gets back to his feet still shaking off the high-risk move from a moment ago and kicks Troy square in the back of the head in an annoyed fashion. He pulls Troy up and whips him to the ropes but Troy grabs hold to stop his momentum and catches Luther with a back kick as Luther charges after him. Troy leaps up on to the top rope perhaps looking for something else high risk but Luther has it scouted and pushes Troy flying off the top rope and all the way to the outside where Troy crash-lands against the guard rail. Luther runs the ropes and is about to flip over the ropes when the referee stops him and tells him to wait inside the ring. Luther just grabs the referee and throws them aside before grabbing the top rope and flinging himself over, catching Troy with a Hurracarana and whipping him down on the outside. Luther leaps up and plays to the hatred of the crowd as he points at Troy who’s struggling to get back up again.

Alex Horn: What’s he thinking about?

Eric Mark: I’m not entirely sure I want to know…

Outside the ring, Luther hammers Troy several times to the back of the head before whipping him hard in to the guard rail causing Troy to fold over into a folded accordion as Luther Savage just laughs. The Rookie sensation begins kicking and stomping Troy while he’s down with Troy desperately trying to cover up but nothing is doing. Troy, again with his strategy, kicks the shins of Luther, causing him to pause slightly. Using that opportunity, Troy, tugs Luther by his tights, drawing him to smash into the barricade. Luther, aware of the situation, blocks himself from the attempt, placing his hands in front. Troy slides from underneath as he is now behind Luther. He quickly chops Luther right to the knee, quickly causing him to take the fall, as his chin caught the top of the barricade. Troy, now up chooses to pick up Luther, serving him with a couple of rights and lefts. He attempts to whip Luther to the steel steps but Savage counters, pulling Troy back in to the guard rail before grabbing him around the waist and charging him backwards in to the apron.

Eric Mark: The referee starting to count these two men out.

Alex Horn: Well, to count Troy Gafgen out anyway. Luther’s in control, there’s no way he’d not make it back in the ring.

Eric Mark: Your sucking up is really getting on my damn nerves.

Alex Horn: Yeah well, your face is getting on mine!

Going to pick the rest of what’s left of Troy up off the floor, Luther is fooled by giving into the same attempt with the barricade. Face-first into the top of the steel steps, Luther shook his head, tossing the cobwebs out. Troy is already back onto his feet as he’s now standing on the edge of the barricade. Luther had gotten up, barely. Troy had started to tightrope walk across the barricade, as he sped up a little bit. In range, Troy catapulted himself from off the top of the barricade before rolling in formation of a senton-type of plancha. Directing at Luther, within a split-second, Luther dodged out of harm’s way, as Troy collided hard with his back against the steps, lying upside down, with his body instantly falling over. This time, the risk-taking tactics could cause Troy a defeat. Luther, smirking yet again as the fans boo him, slides the broken-up Troy back into the ring, as Luther lies over the broken body...

ONE...

TWO......

Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen kicking out!

Alex Horn: He went to the well one too many times, as they say. Had to happen eventually!

Luther once again informs the referee that it should have been three and attempts to pull Troy back to his feet but the cunning and self-proclaimed Hardcore MVP counters with a tight small-package roll-up...

ONE...

TWO......

THR.........

Eric Mark: LUTHER SAVAGE BARELY KICKING OUT!!

Alex Horn: Phew, I was worried there for a second.

Luther rolls back to his feet and nails Troy in the back of the head with another kick before pulling Troy back up but again Troy surprises him, lifting him up and dropping him down gut first against both of the knees. Luther grabs at his midsection, and rolls around the ring in pain. Sensing an opportunity Troy quickly goes to work, locking the legs around Luther’s ribs and squeezing for everything he’s worth in a body scissors. Luther quickly grabs hold of the ropes however and the referee forces the break of the hold. Luther is struggling now as Troy continues to press the advantage, driving the boots in to the ribs of the rookie as though he sees a giant target on them. He pulls Luther up, whipping him hard in to the corner so that Luther collides with the turnbuckles and before Luther can even bounce back Troy is there with a splash in to the corner, smashing Luther’s body between his own and the turnbuckles once again. Luther drops to the mat in pain and Troy looks for a cover…

ONE...

TWO......

Troy pulls Luther up but is caught out of nowhere drops Gafgen with a Stunner, Luther leaps to the top rope and flys into the air landing on Gafgen with the…

Alex Horn: THE CROWED SURF!!!!!!

ONE...

TWO......

THREE.........

Alex Horn: And it’s over a rookie is going to Season Beatings to fight for the WU championship!

Eric Horn: Guess it’s true…EVERYONE gets a shot!

The bell rings as Touch the Sky blasts across the PA system once again. Luther Savage, still holding his ribs a little, rolls off of Troy Gafgen and slowly gets to his feet and throws up his arm

Samantha: Here is your winner and moving on to the Main event of Season’s Beating…LUTHER SAVAGE!!!!



Ari Chase is sitting in his office. His arms are folded on the desk, and he is looking right into the camera.

Ari Chase: “I'm excited to say that Mr. CJ Gates will be handling the case of Burrows going missing. This week I'm a little tied up with this paper work that Jayson hasn't done since the company opened; so I can't be out there to make sure it is a clean show. I will keep my eyes on things, and see how the wrestlers react to this.”

Ari looks down at some random papers on his desk

Ari Chase: “If they respect me they will not step out of line. If they don't respect me, then I guess I'm going to have to make them respect me. That is not why I requested this camera time. Whoever has kidnapped Mr. Burrows you're in a world of trouble buck-o.”

He shakes his head, as if he still can’t believe someone would have the balls to kidnap the CEO of Unplugged

Ari Chase: “CJ Gates is going to find you, and he is going to beat the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks out of you. So I think the best idea is to just come out and say you did it. Also with Gates help with this problem, I have awarded him a spot at Seasons Beatings for the World title match. Also I suggest to the WU wrestlers to clean up the act around here a little. If you have time to lean, then you have time to clean. Thank you for your time. Remember, if it seems mean…”

Ari looks into the camera…

Ari Chase: “Then it isn't clean.”



Samantha: Are next match of the night is one fall exploding light tube match, being dub as a OUT FOR REVENGE match…Introducing first…The Crimson King himself…CRIMSON SKULL!!!

A child’s voice is heard singing this line.

“A tisket, a tasket, the scarecrow’s out his casket.

Turn out the lights and lock the door, praying that he passes”

It pauses for a moment and then a green lightning bolt hits the entrance ramp out of nowhere. The music starts.

“A vision of the dead in the inbred backwoods, mother fucker born inside a tool shed, Momma never loved me never paid me no attention.”

At this time Skull emerges from the backstage area, walking with his scythe in hand.

“Daddy was a rapist, thirty years upstate Fulton County Prison. And I was raised by my own will, surviving off of scraps and bones, bear traps and road kill. Spending my days and my nights all alone, and my mind is gone, there’s something wrong with my dome. They should have put me in the tomb, I didn’t ask for this life, when they cut me out the womb with a dull pocket knife. Now I walk with a scythe and a murderous ability, a corn-fed mother fucker filled with hostility.”

At this time he stands at the ringside, looking to the fans for a moment. He places the scythe against the ring post and begins up the steps.

“Cracked out and I’m gone off that moonshine, 180 proof wine, made from a musk a dime. Out in these corn fields, learning all these reaper skills. Swinging, slicing, chopping, dicing, country boy born to kill.”

He enters the ropes and straightens out the sleeves of his trench coat, pulling it off, sleeve by sleeve.

“A demon spawn, the child of a bastard son, Seven born at seven and the seventh child fathered one. Soul black, full of pain. Bodies in the field, blood pouring like rain. A demon spawn, the child of a bastard son, Seven born at seven and the seventh child fathered one. Soul black, full of pain. Bodies in the field, blood pouring like rain.”

Once he has removed his trench coat, he slowly takes off his hat. The music goes on and fades away as Skull slowly raises his arms high above his head. He looks up, to the heavens apparently and then slowly brings his arms back down. Once he does this he points to a ring post and a lightning bolt strikes it. He does this to the next ring post, the next one, and the next one, until all the ring posts have been struck by the lightning. Once this is done, he throws his arms up quickly, sending all four posts up in a green flame.

Samantha: Introducing next his challenge for the night…Give it up for….JINX

Eric Mark: There’s the bell folks, I guess this one is underway.

Alex Horn: When was the last Light Tube match you remember E?

Eric Mark: You know, I don’t actually recall one in recent memory.

Jinx and Skull begin to circle around the ring. Skull rushes at Jinx, who moves out of the way sending Crimson Skull into the corner. Jinx rushes at Crimson Skull, but is meet with a boot to the face. Jinx staggers, but is quickly grabbed by his hair by Skull and thrown into the corner. Skull fires body shots to Jinx’s ribs that lift him off of the ground. Skull then shoots Jinx across the ring into the other corner, as Jinx hits it he flips over and onto the apron. Jinx quickly grabs hold of the top rope as to not fall into the light tube cabin lying below. He points at his head telling the fans how smart he is, catching the rushing Skull with a right hand before flipping up over the ropes and nailing Skull in the face with a kick. He rolls back to his feet and attempts to take Skull down but the bigger man just throws Jinx back against the ropes and once again Jinx flies over the top rope, grabbing hold yet again and wiping his forehead in relief as he came that much closer to hitting the glass this time.

Eric Mark: Jinx almost felt the glass early.

Alex Horn: Jinx is to smart though, look at him holding that rope.

Eric Mark: This is going to be another match where you ignore everything that Crimson Skull does and just focus on Jinx isn’t it?

Eric Mark: I don’t know what you mean…

Skull storms towards Jinx, but Jinx counters with a shoulder to the stomach of Skull. Jinx delivers a second shoulder, and goes for a third, but Skull side steps and gives Jinx a big boot to the face rocking him on the apron. Jinx’s goes limp on the ropes, and Skull quickly drops to the outside. Skull grabs Jinx by his legs and pulls him out hard. Jinx comes crashing down chest and face first on top of the light tube cabin, smashing the tubes to pieces. Jinx rolls around in pain with blood trickling from his chest, desperately trying to get himself out of the mess of broken glass without suffering any more injuries.

Eric Mark: Oh Jinxy just ate that glass hard. Things aren’t looking good for Jinx early.

Alex Horn: Oh c’mon, it’s going to take a lot more than that to take him down. This man handed Requiem a hell of a fight last week, you think he fears the Skull?

Eric Mark: He SHOULD fear the Skull; the guy is twice his size!

Alex Horn: The bigger they are the harder they fall.

Crimson Skull stomps Jinx on the back driving his chest down harder on the broken glass. Skull delivers three more stomps before snatching Jinx by the hair and pulling him back to his feet demonstrating his amazing strength with just how easily he throws Jinx around. Skull rolls him into the ring and grabs a few light tubes before going in himself Skull lays the light tubes down in the middle of the ring and then grabs Jinx. He shoots Jinx’s off the ropes, but Jinx’s holds onto the ropes though to stop himself. Skull charges at Jinx, but Jinx puts his feet up wrapping them around Skull’s neck while he holds onto the ropes with his hands. Skull fights and tries to pull Jinx’s off of the ropes, but Jinx holds on with all he has. With a quick jerk Skull pulls Jinx off of the ropes and spins him around to power bomb him onto the light tubes. Jinx quickly flips his upper half to counter though, and sends Skull over with a Hurracarana. Skull back lands hard across the light tubes, as he screams out in pain, blood trickling from his back now as broken glass spreads across the ring.

Eric Mark: Crimson Skull tastes the glass now! That didn’t take long…

Alex Horn: Look at Jinxy, what a warrior. What a perfect physical specimen. That’s what a real man looks like E, right there.

Eric Mark: Are you actually in love with this guy or what?

Jinx slowly gets to his feet and quickly gives Skull head a hard stomp, wiping some of the blood from his chest and assessing his own wounds, which currently aren’t as bad as they would have first seemed. Jinx lifts Skull to his feet and gives him a hard leaping Enziguri. Skull staggers, as Jinx hit’s the ropes and blast Skull with a running clothesline. Skull continues to only stagger as Jinx looks angry and runs the ropes, leaping up with a forearm shot to the face that once again only staggers the big man. More frustrated Jinx runs the ropes a third time, putting almost everything he has in to yet another massive clothesline that still just staggers Skull. Angrily now Jinx hit’s the ropes again coming off with a spinning wheel kick that finally floors Skull. Jinx instantly grabs a piece of the broken glass and drives it into Crimson Skull’s forehead, ripping the flesh open.

Alex Horn: GET HIM JINX! GET HIM!

Eric Mark: Jinx is looking quite vicious out there.

Jinx rolls to the outside and grabs a trashcan full of light tubes that he places next to the turnbuckle outside. He grabs a few light tubes from the trashcan and places them into the ring. Jinx then grabs two chairs before re-entering the ring, holding them up and taunting the fans with them. Jinx sets one chair up and then bashes the other over the back of Skull before setting that chair up right alongside the first. Jinx sets the light tubes up on the two chairs as if making a table from them, taking a step back to admire his latest creation like an artist admiring his canvas.

Eric Mark: Jinx has something bad in mind.

Alex Horn: No, Jinx has something great in mind.

Jinx grabs Skull by the head and slowly pulls him to his feet. Jinx hooks Skull for a supplex, but Skull blocks when Jinx tries to lift him. Jinx tries once more to lift him, and once more Skull blocks the attempt. Skull spins Jinx around and goes for a supplex of his own. Jinx counters and floats over Skull’s shoulder and avoiding the light tubes. Jinx quickly spins Skull around and goes for the Last Laugh onto the light tubes, but Skull gives Jinx a hard shove sending Jinx chest first into the turnbuckle. Jinx staggers backwards and Skull hooks him and delivers a German supplex. Skull holds on and rolls through and delivers a second supplex, he once more rolls through and this time German suplexes Jinx right into the light tubes, bridging for the pin.

1…

2.….

NO!

Eric Mark: What a move by Crimson Skull, I can’t believe Jinx kicked out.

Skull lifts Jinx up and blasts him with a right hook to the jaw, Jinx drops to one knee before staggering to the corner. Skull quickly grabs Jinx head and smashes it against the turnbuckle; Jinx staggers away into the other corner, where Skull again smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Jinx falls to his knees and then rolls to the outside and Skull follows him. Jinx throws a punch, but Skull blocks it and drops Jinx with a right hand of his own. Jinx staggers around on his hands and knees while Skull grabs a light tube and plays to the crowd. Jinx slowly pulls himself to his feet with the aid of the security railing. Skull lines his sight up on Jinx and swings for the fences with the tube, but halts quickly as Jinx grabs a fan and pulls in front of him. Skull stops in shock, and Jinx kicks him directly in the groin.

Eric Mark: That may be the dirtiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Alex Horn: I think it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen. The Jinx is a genius.

Jinx grabs the light tube Skull had been wielding, and leg drops it across Skull’s chest. Jinx instantly grabs a broken piece of glass and digs it into the arm of Skull. Skull tries to fight Jinx off, but Jinx continues to drive the glass into the flesh. Finally Skull rakes Jinx’s eyes to stop the torture. Skull pulls himself to his feet and heads for Jinx. Jinx sees him coming and rolls into the ring, where Skull follows him in. Skull rushes at Jinx, and Jinx counters with a drop toe hold right onto one of the chairs from earlier. Skull rolls around on the mat holding his face, while Jinx struts for the crowd.

Alex Horn: GENIUS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? GENIUS!

Eric Mark: Well he better capitalize.

Skull slowly gets to his feet where Jinx is waiting for him. Jinx goes for a running head scissors takedown, but Skull counters by simply throwing Jinx off into the corner. Skull quickly follows up by running his shoulder into Jinx’s stomach. Skull picks Jinx up and sits him on the top rope and then begins to climb the turnbuckles himself. Jinx hits Skull and Skull hits Jinx back. The two men begin to trade punches back and forth.

Eric Mark: Things are getting interesting.

Jinx goes to the eyes of Skull, and then tosses Skull off of the top rope. Skull falls head first into the trashcan full of light tubes. The crowd come to their feet at the loud sound of the glass breaking and the puff of the white cloud.

Eric Mark: OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS INSANE!!!

Jinx climbs to his feet on the top rope and looks at Skull who lies on the ground with the trashcan still covering his upper half. Jinx looks at the crowd and gives a big smile, then leaps off with the Reverse 450 to the floor on top of Skull. The crowd once again comes to their feet.

Alex Horn: Shit, I think Jinx just killed himself.

Eric Mark: JINX IS DEAD! CRIMSON SKULL IS DEAD! The match is over due to double homicide.

The referee begins to examine the wreckage of both men on the outside, checking up on both of them to ensure that either man is even still alive. Jinx slowly begins to move, reaching up and pulling himself up using the ring apron as the referee pulls the trash can off of Skull’s body to check if he’s ok. Blood is literally dripping from Skull’s head and upper body as he rolls around on the floor in agony. As Jinx begins to pull himself back in to the ring we see Skull is up now as well and slowly dragging himself back toward the ring as well, sliding in under the bottom ropes as Jinx sits in the corner trying to recover. Skull uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, as Jinx goes for the Last Laugh. Skull ducks and lifts Jinx up dropping him crotch first across the top rope. Skull grabs the rope and begins to bounce it up and down, as Jinx screams out in pain from his groin. Then finally with one last hard tug Skull sends Jinx flying off of the rope and into the middle of the ring.

Eric Mark: Looks like Crimson Skull is getting his second wind. Seeing your own blood to this degree is likely to do that to you!

Jinx slowly pulls himself up on the ropes as Skull come across the ring and tries for a spear. Jinx turns just in time to see Skull coming, Skull spears Jinx and they go flying right through the ropes to the outside through a light tube cabin. The fans go absolutely wild as glass flies everywhere and both men once again lie motionless on the outside of the ring.

Eric Mark: Oh my, this may be the bloodiest match I’ve ever seen.

Alex Horn: I can’t look. Is Jinx hurt?

Eric Mark: Is Jinx hurt?! HE JUST GOT SPEARED IN TO LIGHT TUBES!! What the hell do you think?!

Skull mounts Jinx while still in the broken glass and begins to fire away with rights and lefts to the face. Skull then instantly grabs Jinx’s feet and begins to pull his boots off. Once Skull has Jinx boots off he throws them to the crowd and begins to rip Jinx’s socks off. Jinx is able to fight Skull off while Skull takes the socks off. Jinx gives Skull a couple of kicks to the face and then scrambles to his feet.

Alex Horn: Jinx is up

Eric Mark: Looks like he’s regretting it though.

Jinx whimpers in pain as his bare feet walk over the glass. As Jinx watches his steps trying not to cut his feet anymore. He doesn’t see Skull coming, as Skull throws a large light tube cabin right at Jinx, it hits him hard bursting everywhere and knocking Jinx to the ground. When the dust settles Skull grabs Jinx feet and begins to slam them into the glass.

Alex Horn: That’s cheating.

Eric Mark: How is that cheating?

Alex Horn: You can’t attack the feet.

Eric Mark: Says who?

Skull grabs two more log cabins and slides them into the ring. He then grabs a bundle of light tubes that are tied together and makes his way towards Jinx. Jinxy slowly pulls himself up using the ring post and is able to see Skull coming. Skull swings the tubes, and Jinx ducks as the glass smashes into the post. Jinx instantly charges Skull, placing his shoulder into Skull stomach. Jinx rams Skull into the side of the ring, but Skull slams the sharp ends of the mostly broken bundle of tubes. Jinx quickly drops to his knees in pain, and Skull grabs the second bundle of tubes and lifts it over his head. Seeing the blow coming however Jinx rolls to the outside once again and flips off Skull, leaping over the guard rail and in to the crowd as both Skull and the referee look on in disbelief.

Eric Mark: Wait... is Jinx leaving?!

Alex Horn: I think that’s exactly what he’s doing! He’s had enough of this match and he’s going home but then I don’t blame him after Skull’s cheating…

Eric Mark: How many more times, it wasn’t cheating!

Skull rolls underneath the ropes and pulls the guardrail apart furiously giving chase in to the crowd but Jinx has already disappeared in to the fans at ringside. The referee and Skull scan the crowd for him when there’s a loud crack from behind Skull and he drops to his knees in pain as Jinx is holding a steel chair with a wicked grin on his face. He smashes Skull in the back with the chair again before grabbing a second chair and setting it up, running at the set up chair and leaping off, driving the chair that he’s holding down across the Skull’s head with a leg drop that smashes Skull’s head face first in to the concrete. Jinx quickly rolls the larger man over and goes for the pin...

ONE...

TWO......

Eric Mark: CRIMSON SKULL POWERS OUT!!
Jinx begins to make his way through the fans who are trying to block his path. He threatens a few of them like he’s going to hit them before they finally move out of his way and allow him to access one of the doors that lines the sides of the arena. He pulls it open and disappears through as the cameraman gives chase, followed shortly behind by a still dizzy Skull. When the camera readjusts to the change in light we see we’re now in a storage area and the whole place is lined with tables and ladders all strapped to the walls to keep them safe. Skull looks around, desperately trying to find the fleeing Jinx again and turns right as a trolley full of chairs and railings smashes in to him. Jinx pulls the trolley open, grabbing a few of the chairs and just throwing them at Skull for everything that he’s worth. As we look down we see that Jinx is now wearing trainers as well, but quite where he got them from is anybody’s guess at this point. After throwing a few more chairs at Skull and ensuring that he’s back down again for a moment Jinx begins to unhook a ladder from the wall, putting his neck in between one of the rungs and charging at Skull with the ladder around his neck like a battering ram, smashing in to Skull and knocking him down yet again. Jinx drops the ladder on him and pulls another one down off the wall, grabbing a chair and smashing the ladder in to Skull a few times before setting up the second ladder but realizing that the area that they’re in is too small and that the ladder only bumps in to the ceiling. He kicks it down angrily and begins to flee once again

Eric Mark: Jinx is taking this fight all across the arena! So much the wreckage at ringside, huh?

In the back Skull throws the ladder off of himself and staggers to his feet again, forcing his way after Jinx and seeing a random fan sitting on the floor in just his socks counting out a fist full of money. He grabs the money from the hand of the fan and tears it in to pieces, obviously annoyed that Jinx found a way to get new shoes. He continues his way through the arena to an area that looks as though it’s been set up for selling food to fans and there’s quite a large queue of fans who are all pointing toward the women’s bathroom and telling Skull that that’s where Jinx is hiding. Skull forces his way in to the bathroom and Jinx comes flying at him from one of the sinks, crashing in to him and sending them both backwards in to the cubicles. In the confined space however there’s nowhere for jinx to go and Skull grabs him, slamming him hard against the side of the cubicle before dropping him face first across the toilet. Skull opens the toilet and attempts to shove Jinx’s head inside but Jinx counters with some elbows to the gut. He tries to flee once again but Skull grabs him again, throwing him back so hard in to the cubicles that the whole row collapses on top of him.

Eric Mark: Oh good god almighty!! Crimson Skull just destroyed the women’s restroom!!

Skull begins to throw the wreckage of the cubicles aside to get to Jinx, hooking both legs for the cover as the referee begins the count.

ONE...

TWO......

And somehow Jinx rolls his shoulder off the floor. Skull slams his heads in to the ground angrily, getting up and grabbing hold of the hand dryer from the wall. He sets himself before pulling it entirely off the wall and ripping out the cables that still attach it. The fans watching this on the monitors pop massively for this unbelievable show of strength as Skull hurls the dryer in Jinx’s direction but Jinx is just able to roll out of the way in time. Skull comes over toward him but Jinx, who’s still on his back, kicks up and catches Skull in the groin for the second or third time in the match. Jinx rolls back to his feet, and forces his way back outside again, running to the merchandise stand and leaping inside of it, hiding there from Skull instead. Skull slowly makes his way out of the restroom and yet again the fans are all pointing to where Jinx is hiding. Skull tears the front off of the merchandise stand but Jinx is obviously expecting it and leaps on to the larger man’s back, wrapping his head in a Requiem t-shirt and duct taping it to Skull’s face so that he can’t see. Jinx then leaps down and grabs a flask out of the hand of one of the watching fans, pouring the contents on to the t-shirt before reaching back in to the merchandise stand and pulling out a cigarette lighter.

Jinx: YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WANT TO SEE SOMETHING YOU’VE NOT SEEN BEFORE?

He pops open the lighter and holds it in to the air.

Jinx: BEHOLD!! THE FLAMING PILE OF CRAP!

Jinx sets fire to the t-shirt and Skull begins to scream in shock. The referee launches a glass of what looks like soda to douse the flames however and Jinx kicks the remains of the merchandise stand angrily, obviously upset that Skull didn’t get to burn for any longer.

Eric Mark: OH MY GOD!!! JINX JUST SET CRIMSON SKULL ON FIRE!!!!!

Alex Horn: Now THAT is how we Roll here in WU!!!!

Eric Mark: You CANNOT condone that surely!! HE SET THE MAN’S HEAD ON FIRE!!!

Alex Horn: So? It’s not like a few burns are going to stop the monster? Fucker wears a mask any ways

The referee is carefully peeling the remains of the shirt off of Skull’s masked face and checking him for any serious injuries but a combination of the blood that soaks the Skull’s mask and the fact that the fire was put out quickly appears not to have done much damage to the man. The referee says he’s calling the match off but Skull won’t let him, checking around for Jinx who’s disappeared once again.

Eric Mark: Now where the hell has he gone? What’s he going to do next, RUN HIM OVER WITH A CAR!!

Alex Horn: Who knows, the Jinx is CRAZY man!!

The fans begin to cheer as they see Jinx making his way back through the crowd and toward the ring. It’s almost as though his antics in the backstage area have earned him the respect of the fans now as they’re actually cheering him and patting him on the back as he forces his way past them rather than booing him. Jinx rolls back in to the ring and climbs the ropes, The fans are cheering wildly now and Jinx rolls from the ring and grabs a few chairs from under the ring, pulling out a ladder as well and setting it up in the middle of the ring. Skull charges down the entrance ramp just as Jinx finishes setting up the chair in the position he wants it and takes Jinx down with an almighty spear, hammering him with rights and lefts as Jinx does everything he can to cover up with one hand while reaching in to his tights with the other...

Eric Mark: What the hell is he doing?

Alex Horn: He’s looking for something... wait, is that Pepper Spray?

With Skull still angrily pounding on Jinx until Jinx surprises him with pepper spray to the face and Skull grabs at his eyes in pain. Jinx leaps back to his feet and hooks the arms of Skull looking for the Last Laugh, but Crimson Skull reverse it and drops Jinx with the…

Eric Mark: HELLHOUND SLAM!!!

Crimson Skull makes his way through the mess in the ring, and looks to cover Jinx

One…

Two…

Thre…

Crimson Skull is ripped off of Jinx, and is whipped to the ropes and dropped with the EULOGY!

Eric Mark: REQUIEM HAS SAVED JINX!!

Alex Horn: What the hell?

Requiem drags Jinx on top of Crimson Skull…

ONE!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!

Eric Mark: GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!!

Alex Horn: This wasn’t so much a LIGHT TUBE match as a goddamn DEATH match!!!

Eric Mark: I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE JINX SET HIS DAMN HEAD ON FIRE!!! I’ve never seen anything like this!!

Requiem looks to help Jinx up, Jinx pulls away from Requiem and the two stand face to face. Requiem nods his head at Jinx. Crimson Skull is standing in the corner watching the two standing toe to toe. Crimson Skull Moves along the ropes, leans behind Jinx and whispers something into his ear, before rolling out the ring. Requiem begins shouting at Crimson Skull, and with his back turned Jinx the chair that was left in the ring, and slams it into the back of Requiem, The WU champion turns as if it did nothing to him, as he turns Jinx nails Requiem in the gut and drops the Big man with the Last Laugh. Jinx rolls out the ring, and walks right past Crimson Skull who has re-entered the ring. Skull reaches into his tights and places the picture of the female on the chest of Requiem before he again leaves the ring…



The scene opens up in a separate room of the backstage area. In this room, we can see C.J. Gates, Vincent James, Ari Chase, Thommy Rosenthaul, and a few backstage and technical hands. Gates is dressed in a old fashioned tweed-like trench coat, brown slacks, a hat much like one Sherlock Holmes would wear, with a pipe in his right hand. James is wearing what he was earlier, just jeans, a t-shirt and boots. Behind Gates, is a whiteboard, and on the whiteboard are the names of every WU wrestler that currently is on the roster.

C.J. Gates: Alright, so I've brought you all here because Mister Chase has entrusted me with the task of trying to figure out who kidnapped Jayson Burrows and caused him to vanish like a fart in the wind. On the board behind me, I have listed all of our current suspects. Now, as we begin to figure out who is and who isn't associated with this ploy, then we'll erase them and move on. Any questions?

Rosenthaul raises his hand.

Thommy Rosenthaul: Why is my name not on there?

C.J. Gates: Because you aren't smart enough to pull off something like this. Anyone else?

Rosenthaul shrugs and raises his hand again.

Thommy Rosenthaul: What about those guys that never appeared on television? Black something.

C.J. Gates: Wow. That's actually some good detective work, Thomas! I'll write those names down too. Burrows did have a nice time spouting off about them earlier last week, so we'll put them down as possible. Any others?

One of the technical crew men puts his hand up.

Tech Guy: Can we go now? We've got work to do.

C.J. Gates: Fine. If you aren't dedicated to this then fine. Go do your "work".

The backstage hand from a few weeks ago, Edward, gets up to leave.

C.J. Gates: Tedward, where are you going?

Edward: I'm outta here.

We are now left with Gates, James, Rosenthaul, and Chase, with the latter looking a tad piss off at the goings on

Vinnie James: Uh...so, what's our next move, chief?

C.J. Gates: Our next move? Well, we can start elimating possible suspects. Starting with myself since I know I didn't do it.

Gates erases his name with a whiteboard eraser.

Ari Chase: And me?

C.J. Gates: Not so fast there, A.C. I don't know for sure you are ruled out of everything just yet.

Ari Chase: But I'm the one who asked you to do this.

Gates takes a puff off of his fake pipe.

C.J. Gates: Still, I want to make sure I'm thorough and make sure everything is one hundred percent.

Thommy Rosenthaul: Do we have any suspects?

C.J. Gates: Of course we do. I wouldn't be a Private Investigator if I didn't, now would I? So far, we've got Blackout as a possible suspect. Of course, Jinx, Alyssa, Requiem are being watched. Crimson Snake King, Hallow Wicked, Twilight Rayn and Chad Vargas are suspects. Joey Bohnny, Tee-Roy, Second, Caliber, Copeland, Rave...I've got my eyes on them too.

Vinnie James: Umm...that seems to be the whole roster.

Gates gives James a vacant look.

C.J. Gates: Well, yeah, it's the first week. I've got to observe and listen before I can make any other adjustments. Who do you think I am, Colombo?

Thommy Rosenthaul: Maybe Holmes?

C.J. Gates: Please Thommy, you're white. So act it. Now, when I processed the office, all I managed to find was a small speck of blood on the desk top. Now, I'm no Gil Grissom, but I'm sure I can get a DNA result from this bad boy in a little bit. I have also dusted the papers for fingerprints, but most of them came back to Jayson Burrows, so, dead end there.

Thommy Rosenthaul: So basically, we've got nothing but an unidentified drop of blood?

C.J. Gates: Precisely. However, I have narrowed down the front runners of the blood to one Hallow Wicked. I vaguely remember being informed that he had this psuedo vampire fight with Twilight Rayn, so I think he'd be a great place to start.

Vinnie James: Meaning?

There's a pause as Gates takes another puff of his fake pipe.

C.J. Gates: It's elementary my dear Vincent. Elementary.

The scene fades to black.



Peaches is standing in his office, looking in the room, curling 5 pound weights. He is counting to himself, and he looks as if he is struggling to pick them up.

“Two!”

He drops the weights to the carpet, and it makes a loud thud. He then notices the camera.

“Oh, hello there guys! It came to my attention last week that Ari Chase doesn’t like me very much.”

He sticks out his lip to pout.

“Come on Ari, you know you love you some Peaches. Especially one as sweet and juicy as me. I feel as though you and I need to have a long, long talk.”

Peaches goes to his desk and reaches underneath it. He pulls out a hologram cut out of Ari Chase. He brings it over to where the mirror is and stands it up.

“My God you are a fabulous being. I bet you have a mean ass.”

He takes his hand and rubs it down the cut out.

“You know what they say, don’t you Ari? They say that the homophobes are the ones that are really hiding something.”

Peaches reaches into his pocket and pulls out a drill with a huge bit on it. He turns the cut out around and starts to drill a hole in the ass of Ari Chase.

“So, Mr. Chase, if you thought what I did last week was bad, wait until you see what I am about to do right now.”

He hits play on a little c.d. player that is sitting on the couch. It starts to play Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches. Peaches starts doing a little strip dance to it.

“Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie.”

He stands in front of the mirror and starts to shake his ass for the next line.

“Check out my chrissy behind, it’s fine all of the time.”

He goes over and starts rubbing his ass at the crouch region of the cut out.

“Like sex on the beaches. What else is in the teaches of Peaches. Uhhh What?”

He starts to take off his clothes, starting with his shirt and goes back over the first and second verses. He starts to rub his nipples.

“Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie..”

Finally, he starts to take off his pants. The camera shifts to his upper body, not wanting to see what he has equipped down stairs. He picks up a bottle of lube and lubes it up nice. He goes behind the cut out and starts to fuck the hole that he drilled in it, while singing the signature part of the song.

“FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!”

As the song goes off, he pulls out his junk from the cut out. He then pulls out a cigarette and lights it, holding it like you figured a gay guy would. He then asks the signature question.

“So, Mr. Chase, was it good for you?”

He laughs at the cut out as the scene fades.



Battle of the Undefeated
One Shot Championship
CJ Gates © vs. Alyssa Lee

Eric Mark: One Shot time, folks!

Samantha: Ladies and gentlemen, The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WU One Shot Championship!

The lights dim down as "Shooting Star" by Black Stone Cherry begins to play throughout the arena. After a few moments, C.J. Gates steps out from the back wearing his wrestling attire, custom "GO BIG OR GO HOME" T-Shirt, black cowboy hat, with the WU One Shot championship around his waist. He rushes out to the top of the ramp and pauses, looking out over the ground, bopping his head to the beat, before he begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring. He climbs up the steel steps and enters between the top and middle ropes - making sure not to knock off his hat. He bounces around the ring a few times before settling down and removing his hat and t-shirt, getting ready for action.

Samantha: Introducing first. He is Mr. Go Big or Go Home…And the CURRENT ONE SHOT CHAMPION…GIVE IT UP FOR THE UNDEFEATED…CJ GATES!!!

Samantha: And introducing next, his challenger for tonight’s Championship… Also Undefeated…The FATAL ATTRACTION…ALYSSA LEE!

The lights lower considerably as the beginning of Good Charlotte's 'The River' begins to play. A strobe light kicks on flashing the colors purple and blue in rhythm with the music. The chorus is heard playing at first.

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city was a sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered

At this point Alyssa comes walking out from the behind the curtains so that she's now in the public eye. She stands at the top of the ramp surveying the entire crowd before walking down to the ring. Every so often she glances at the fans on either side of her and smirks at them. She finally makes it to the ring and walks up the steps. She stops on the apron and looks around at the crowd before climbing into the ring between the second and first rope. Once in the ring she holds up her arms as her smirk widens into a smile. She then lets her arms down and turns to face the ramp. The house lights come back on as she stares down CJ Gates.

The bell rings as CJ sprints at Alyssa and takes her down with a double leg take down as he mounts Alyssa and peppers her with some lefts and right as he jumps off of her and waits for Alyssa to get up. Alyssa climbs back to her feet as she does she is met with a text book drop kick from CJ. Gates then grabs Alyssa and whips her into the corner as Alyssa back bounces off the turnbuckle a bit as CJ charges in with splash as hooks Alyssa’s head in headlock and charges out and hits a bulldog on her. CJ now waits as Alyssa climbs to her feet as CJ grabs Alyssa from behind hits a release German supplex that almost carries Alyssa out of the ring. CJ sees this as he sprints toward Alyssa and knocks her to the outside with a baseball slide.

Eric Mark: CJ Gates has started this match off like a man on a mission.

Alex Horn: Homeslice is treating Alyssa like a street worker

CJ doesn’t give Alyssa any time to rest as he follows her to the outside. Alyssa gets to her feet as CJ tries to Irish whip her in to the steel steps, She blocks it with a knee to the stomach. Alyssa takes advantage of a doubled over CJ and throws him head first in to the steps. Alyssa now picks up CJ and rolls him back in to the ring. She joins him as the ref had reached a seven count. Alyssa now grabs CJ’s arms and applies a reverse standing Indian death lock, she releases the hold and grabs the head of the One Shot champion and slams his face into the mat. Alyssa picks CJ up as she tries to kick CJ but CJ catches her leg and shoves it away only to be hit again as Alyssa connects with a dragon whip to the temple of CJ. Alyssa picks up CJ as she positions him for a dragon supplex, CJ wiggles out of it with a mule kick into Alyssa’s mid section

Eric Mark: That will stop Alyssa’s momentum quickly.

Alex Horn: Not to mention pushing closer to menopause

Eric Mark: Now can CJ take advantage of this opening…

CJ does just that as he picks up Alyssa who is still bent over holding her gut, as CJ connects with a swinging neck breaker as he then makes the quick cover.

1…………..

2…………..

KICKOUT!!!!

Eric Mark: Alyssa kicks out

CJ now picks up Alyssa and whips her into the ropes as she bounces off CJ catches her and throws her up and drops the Fatal Attraction with a snap powerbomb. CJ now has control as he climbs to the top. He waits for Alyssa to get up. She does just that and she is groggy as all hell. Alyssa turns around and CJ connects with a missile dropkick that sends Alyssa across the ring. CJ climbs to his feet and he walks behind her before locking in a dragon sleeper. CJ pulls back to apply more pressure. Alyssa struggles to get to the rope as it is just out her reach.

Eric Mark: Could this be it?

Alex Horn: There is no way out of the hold

Just then Alyssa reaches her foot out to the bottom turnbuckle and she uses the turnbuckle to flip herself up and over reversing the move and locking in her own dragon Sleeper.

Eric Mark: HOW THE!? ALYSSA JUST REVERSED THE DRAGON SLEEPER WITH A DRAGON SLEEPER OF HER OWN!!!!

Alex Horn: That was some impressive shit there, I mean did you see her body twist like that, Shit gave me a chubby just watching it.

CJ manages to get out of the hold with a jawbreaker sending both Unplugged stars down on the canvas forcing the ref to start a mandatory ten count.

1……………

2…………..

3……………..

4………………..

CJ starts to move a bit, as he rolls over to the ropes to pull himself up.

5………………..

6………………..

Alyssa is to hr knees. Gates has a hold of the top rope now.

7………………..

8………………….

CJ is back up and he charges at Alyssa. CJ attempts a spear but Alyssa Jumps over the move and CJ goes flying to the outside. Alyssa now rolls out of the ring to join CJ. Alyssa still feeling the effects of the dragon sleeper picks up CJ as she hoists him up in a supplex and follows through with It Came From Japan on the outside. Alyssa now picks up CJ and rolls him into the ring, and she goes for the cover

1………………

2……………….

Eric Mark: KICKOUT BY CJ GATES!!!!!

Alyssa sighs as she picks up CJ and whips him into the corner. Now Alyssa backs up to the other corner and starts running at CJ looking for a big splash, CJ sees it coming and drops down to his butt as Alyssa misses and lands crotched on the top rope. CJ takes advantage now as he climbs up on the top turnbuckle beside her and tight ropes the top rope to drop Alyssa with a spinning Frankensteiner! CJ leaps to the top rope and flys through the air, crashing down on Alyssa Lee with a High impact Moonsault!

Eric Mark: What a match. This has been going back and forth

CJ picks up Alyssa, but the fatal attraction is out, as she fires at CJ with a left then out of now he spins around and connects with a spinning heel kick to the side of CJ’s head. CJ crumples to the ground, followed by Alyssa Lee who also falls back against the corner to catch her breath for a second. She then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a Shooting Star Press! She hooks the legs…

Alex Horn: The Sexiest Diva on the roster may have CJ here…

Eric Mark: Isnt she the only Diva on the roster?

Alex Horn: Makes her that much more important.

ONE

TWO

THR…

Eric Mark: and Gates once again kicks out

Alyssa now picks up CJ and applies a arm wrench as she puts CJ’s arm behind his back and hooks CJ up for a ddt. Alyssa connects with a Arm wrench into a DDT. Alyssa leaps off of CJ and is trying to tune up the crowed as Alyssa begins yelling for CJ to get to his feet. CJ does and Alyssa attempts the Key of Love, but CJ slides off and catches her with a spinning heel kick that damn near takes off her head

1…………..

2………………

Alex Horn: KICK OUT! CJ almost stole a victory there.

Alyssa flips to her feet as she catches a kneeling CJ Gates with a shinning wizard to the face. Alyssa now grabs CJ and she whips him into the corner. CJ bounces off and ducks a spinning heel kick as Alyssa bounces off the opposite ropes. CJ connects with a spear on her return. Gates now picks Alyssa from behind and connects with a reverse ddt. CJ now goes up top as he attempts a shooting star press of his own. He leaps into the air and he connects as Alyssa rolls around holding her stomach for a moment before finally standing back up. CJ attacks Alyssa and attempts a fireman’s but Alyssa knees CJ a connects with a pulling Powerdriver! She hooks his legs!

1………………

2………………

Eric Mark: CJ Gates gets his shoulder off the matt!

Alyssa is beside herself as she picks up CJ and whips him in to the corner. She charges in as CJ meets her with a straight Kick sending Alyssa Lee down to the matt. CJ goes for the cover. ONE

TWO

THR…

Eric Mark: No, Alyssa kicks out just in the knick of time!

CJ Gates shows some frustration, as he gets up and gets into the face of Weener.

Eric Mark: CJ better be careful before he faces disqualification!

Alex Horn: And your point? He’ll keep the belt if he loses via Count out.

Eric Mark: But Gates aims to be perfect, and a DQ lose would me a blemish on his undefeated run

Alyssa sits up and gets back to her feet

Eric Mark: Alyssa is back up on her feet.

Alex Horn: And doesn’t she look fine as hell, even after getting her teeth kicked in, I would still tap that!

Alyssa makes her way to Gates who finally turns his attention back on his opponent where he spots Alyssa going for a drop kick but CJ Gates saw it coming and dodges the maneuver sending Alyssa Lee’s feet to crash square into the face of referee Weener. And now Weener is out cold and this match up may briefly turn into a street fight!

Alex Horn: Street fight time!

Eric Mark: Would you stop it

Alyssa checks on the referee, she now turns her attention back to CJ, and CJ makes a run towards his opponent and clotheslines her over the top rope, right in front of the announce table. CJ gates runs off the ropes leaps onto the top rope and flys into the air crashing down on Alyssa Lee with the Whisper in the Wind sending the crowed into a uproar!

Eric Mark: What a move by CJ Gates!

Alex Horn: They don’t call him Mr. Go Big or Go Home for nothing

CJ Gates rolls away from Alyssa Lee and grabs a chair from that was next to Alex, as Alyssa Lee gets to her feet slowly.

Eric Mark: Looks like Gates is looking to officially make this a Street Fight

Alex Horn: So much for Alyssa‘s good looks, if Gates connects with that chair the Fatal Attractions gonna need a nose job.

CJ makes his way back towards Alyssa. CJ takes a swing at Alyssa, but Lee dodges the hit. CJ re-cocks and takes another shot but Alyssa counters this time she super kicks the Chair right into the face of CJ Gates! And the crowed jumps to there feet!

Alyssa throws the chair into the ring, she then picks up a battered CJ Gates and tosses him back into the ring. Alyssa follows by sliding under the ropes. Her attention is now on that chair as she grabs it and re-positions it in the dead center of the ring.

Eric Mark: Alyssa better be careful, because if that referee happens to regain consciousness and see’s her doing what she’s about to do, she will be disqualified!

Alex Horn: Good thing the referee is still out and in never-never land.

Alyssa waits for CJ to get to his feet, as CJ slowly starts to get back up and on his feet. Alyssa is now signaling for her new move The Key Of Love. CJ is now back on his feet. He turns around and Alyssa delivers a kick to the sternum and now has CJ’s head in between her legs.

Alex Horn: Lucky son of a bitch

Alyssa yet again signals for the Key of Love and this time follows through as she leaps over the back of Gates flipping Gates over and crashing head first into the Steel Chair!

Eric Mark: KEY OF LOVE!!! ALYSSA LEE JUST DELIVERED THE KEY OF LOVE RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT STEEL CHAIR AND GUNN MUST BE BROKEN INTO PIECES!

Alex Horn: For fuck sakes E, you don’t have to yell

Alyssa removes the chair from underneath CJ and tosses it outside of the ring, She hooks the leg for the cover…

Eric Mark: She can’t get the cover, because Weener is still out for the count. Come on! Can we get another referee out here!

Alex Horn: Apparently, we don’t have any more. Burrows only hired one.

Alyssa now releases the pin and attends the aid of the referee who is still out to lunch. CJ Gates is seen moving, but rolls on his stomach and lays there for a few more moments. And after a little shaking of his shoulders, looks like referee Weener has been awoken from his unconscious state. CJ on still on his stomach. Alyssa Lee returns her attention back on CJ Gates as she sees him slumped over on his knees Alyssa now grabs the hair of CJ and Gates hit’s a crotch punch to Alyssa Lee‘s crouch! CJ is now back on his feet he runs off the ropes and drops Alyssa with a knee to the face, CJ doesn’t miss a beat as he leaps to the top rope and connects with the Gatecrasher! CJ hooks Alyssa’s leg, the Referee slowly kneels to the mat to make the cover…

ONE…………

TWO……

THREE!!!!

Eric Mark: And CJ Gates picks up his first defense, and it wasn’t easy.

Alex Horn: I think I need to go give Alyssa Lee mouth to mouth.

Samantha: And here is your winner…And STILLL ONE SHOT CHAMPION…CJ GATES!!!



The camera turns on and we see Jinx sitting in a chair, but there is something different about Jinx, as the camera begins to slowly spin around him, we see that only have his face dons the trademark face paint. As the camera spins towards the paint side Jinx begins to speak with a very harsh, Jinx like tone:

Jinx: You’ve made your bed Champ, and Now the time of judgment is here. The time for revenge is here. Tonight I came up short against Crimson Skull, but it wasn’t him who I was looking for. I want your heart Champ, I want your sorrow to be spilt all over my hands.

The camera begins to enter the frame of his non painted face

Jinx: Maybe, you had your reason for doing what you did, for throwing out are friendship. I know of the heart ach that you suffer from, I’ve tried everything to be a supporting hand to you…

The camera is back to the side most children run from…The clown face

Jinx: I will not rest until I’ve add to your Sorrow, whatever you and Crimson Skull have going on, I promise I will make those dirty little secrets look like a fucking child picnic! Champ ask your self one…simple…Question…

Before Jinx spits out the question the camera is on the paint less side

Jinx: Requiem, I am sorry this is what we’ve became. I honestly felt like we could have been a force, lord knows I would have rode into this battle against Crimson Skull proud to wave your flag. Don’t say I wouldn’t, I’ve proved it time and time again Req. The Nut house…I was there…When Eric added to your Sorrow…I was there…The short lived Montimer relationship…I WAS THERE…Against Maddox…I was right behind you, following your every move. I made sure you were always the winner…Now your on your own…

The clean cut face has ran out of time as the camera is now in front of the face, getting a shot of them both. One Frame…One Question…

Jinx: How do you plan on surviving a battle against one who knows all about you, all your secrets, even knows things you have no idea still exist? How do you Survive that battle?

The camera begins to pull away…As a whisper is heard

Jinx: We’ll find out next week….



We watch as Chad Vargas and his Bodyguard aka Manager Mason Dixon walk out of Chad’s lockeroom.

Mason Dixon: Now, Chad we’ve been good drinking friends since we were little shits, and I’ve always had your best attentions forward. With that said Chad, I believe we should be barking up another championship shot

Chad smirks at Mason

Chad Vargas: Mason aint nothing I want more then to add another championship to my over stuffed trophy case. We’ve got are shot at Season Beatings, aint nothing more we can do

Mason Dixon: I hear yea brother, but Why not demand a One Shot rematch? Why not go get you some gold before the big game. Think of it as are sparring bout to help get you to that level of WU Champion

Chad Vargas: Sounds good Dixon, but how in the blue hell are we gonna get ourselves a One Shot match?

Mason Dixon: Don’t worry about that there, I’ll get it done. You just worry about handling tonight, and keeping that City boy playing Southern bell Bohnny in check

Right after Mason is done speaking, Red Dragon walks right into Chad. Dragon clearly not watching where he was walking as he had his head buried inside the paper edition of the Feed.

Mason Dixon: What in carnations?

Red Dragon looks up from his magazine

Red Dragon: My bad King Cobra, guess I was to into the feed’s host to see you two walking.

Red Dragon looks to walk off, but Mason isn’t having that shit. He grabs Red Dragon and throws the kid into the wall.

Mason Dixon: Aint your mother teach you any damn manners boy?

Mason picks up Red Dragon and spins him around slamming his head right into the concrete wall. Mason lifts Red Dragon’s bloody carcus up off the ground and brings him back down with a move called ‘The Line’ Mason gets back to his feet, and brushes the dust off of him

Mason Dixon: And Next time cock Tits, get his name right. He aint no damn Cobra, this here future champion happens to be the Confederate Icon!

Mason spits out his wad of tobacco on Red Dragon and the two make there way to the stage.





Bad Blood Tag-Team Match
Hallow Wicked and Twilight Rayn vs. Joey Bohnny and Chad Vargas

The camera cuts all around the ring as the Words MAIN EVENT flash across the screen

Eric Mark: It’s been a hell of a show thus far, and it is now time for the cap off the night…The Main event

Alex Horn: A tag-team match made up of enemies, I’m not sure were going to see a match but rather a massive brawl.

Samantha: It is time for are main event match of the night, and it falls under Tag-Team rules! Introducing first…He is a former One Shot champion…GIVE IT UP FOR TWILIGHT RAYN!!!

'Are You Afraid' is heard around the arena. as the keys of a piano begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. and the spotlight shins on the entrance where we see Twilight Rayn, playing the piano. As the question is heard again "Are you Afraid?" before Twilight stands up away from the piano and begins he walk down the steel ramp. the words "Only Afraid of Losing!" is heard before Twilight rolls into the ring.

Samantha: And his partner for tonight…HALLOW WICKED!!!

When the beginning of The Serpentine Offering starts, the lights go out and show complete darkness. Then the path lights up blue and fog starts to rise from the walk way. When the music hits, the lights come back on, but they are blood red. Hallow Wicked steps out from behind the entrance curtain and steps onto the stage with his trench coat on. He looks around at his crowd for a few seconds. He walks down the ramp when the words start in the song, and on he stops half way and looks at a selective few fans and smiles at them. When he gets to the ring, he takes off his trench coat and looks at Rayn and the two stand toe to toe

Eric Mark: And these two are supposed to be Partners?

Alex Horn: Tell me about it. There's so much heat between all of these people I'm getting scorched from over here! Tonight has been absolutely INSANE! I have absolutely no idea what's gonna go down next week!

Eric Mark: It's the anticipation that makes Unplugged what it is. And it just keeps getting better and better.

Samantha: And Introducing next the Challenger for tonight’s Tag-Team Main Event. I give you another former One Shot Champion…CHAD ‘THE COBRA’ VARGAS!

The scene opens up to a jam-packed WU arena. Many signs can be seen being held up by allot of the fans in attendance. All of a sudden Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” blasts over Wrestling Unplugged's P.A. system as Chad F’N Vargas emerges from the darkness behind the curtain. The crowd boos immediately at the sight of Vargas. Dressed ready to wrestle, he's wearing his yellow and purple wrestling tights, and a black "King Cobra - World Tour" muscle shirt. He’s topped off with his signature purple tinted Ray bans. In his left hand, he clutches his personalized acoustic guitar. Vargas struts down the aisle mouthing obscenities to the crowd the entire way. He finally reaches the steal steps, and slowly climbs up them and into the ring. He climbs up onto each of the four turnbuckles, raising his arms and guitar high in the air. He climbs down after a few minutes and pyros blast off around him off of all four turnbuckle tops as soon as his feet hit the mat. He takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles for the crowd, as they boo louder. Vargas smirks arrogantly as he sets his guitar down, and trash talks Hallow Wicked and Twilight Rayn as Chad’s manager/Body guard Mason Dixon

Samantha: And introducing his partner for tonight…

Timmy Gump comes out on to the stage, there is a red carpet and vegas style lights all around the ring, and a 50's style Paparazzi team standing by, along with a group of Roller bladeing, milk shack serving 60's style honeys all around the red carpet.

Timmy Gump: Settle down now, Don't make me get the hose out

Timmy looks at one Joey fan, points and winks

Timmy Gump: Ill be seeing you later honey. But right now its time for the KING BABY!

The opening strings are heard from a guitar

Timmy Gump: Ladies and gents...The King is in the house!

The Lights shut off, leaving a spotlight shinning on the entrance way

Timmy Gump: Its my pleasure to give to introduce...the man...the myth...JOEY BOHNNY!

Right then Joey Bohnny comes jimmy jiving onto the stage, playing the opening strings to his version of Hound Dog, As he strums the cords, the camera gets a shot of all the lovley senor citizens fainting in there seats.

You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

Joey Bohnny begins his trademark leg twitch as he makes his way performing his entrance theme, to the ring. With Timmy Gump sinning back up

Timmy Gump: AHHHHHHH....AHHHHHH....AHHHHH

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

Joey Bohnny gets to the steel steps and a lovely lady toss' him a handkerchief and Joey dabs his forehead before tossing back into the crowed almost causing a riot, there are false teeth, walkers and Cains being tossed all around in a frenzy

Timmy Gump: AHHHHHHHH...AHHHHHHH

You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
You aint nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time.
Well, you aint never caught a rabbit
And you aint no friend of mine.

Once in the ring, he beings to do the whole Jig, the legs start spazing and the arm goes in a circle motion as he winds down his performance

Eric Mark: And away we go!

The first two in the ring are expectantly Twilight Rayn and Joey Bohnny. There isn't a hint of a smile on Bohnny's face as he eyes Twilight Rayn. With the referee out of the way, Rayn and Joey lock up in the middle of the ring with the veteran quickly ceasing the advantage and slapping a side headlock on to Twilight, who struggles against it with elbow shots to the midsection. He finally breaks free by pushing Joey off to the ropes but Bohnny rebounds with a shoulder block, knocking Rayn to the mat. Joey Bohnny runs the ropes and catches Rayn as he attempts to get back up with a clothesline, stopping and charging at him again and once again knocking him to the mat with another clothesline the moment that Rayn has made it to his feet. Rayn gets up a third time and Joey kicks him in the midsection and grabs him in a front face lock, lifting him up high in to the air and holding him there for a moment before dropping him to the mat with a stiff supplex. The fans cheer as Bohnny nips back up to his feet and does a little jig dance before attempting to grab hold of him once again but Twilight slips out of Bohnny’s grasp and dives across the ring to make the tag to Wicked, who didn’t look like he wanted a tag

Eric Mark: And Rayn tags in Wicked

Alex Horn: More like forced a tag, He tagged Wicked’s boot for crying out load

Wicked walks to the center of the ring and he and Bohnny stare at one another for a moment before Joey attempts a slap across the face that Wicked blocks with relative ease, whipping him against the ropes and elevating him high in to the air with a back body drop. Bohnny grabs at his back as he gets back to his feet and Wicked grabs him from behind, throwing him effortlessly across the ring with a release German Supplex before sitting up and taunting Chad. Vargas tries to get in to the ring but the referee blocks his path allowing Wicked to roll to where Bohnny is lying, attempting to get back to his feet using the ropes, and push him throat down against the ropes. Chad still tries to get passed the referee as Wicked continues choking Bohnny, eventually letting go long enough to taunt Chad some more as Rayn drops a leg across the back of Bohnny’s head. Wicked drags Bohnny off the ropes and hooks the leg in the middle of the ring but Chad breaks up the pin before the referee can even count one.

Eric Mark: Looks like Rayn and Wicked can be a team.

Alex Horn: Rayn just wants a damn win, fucker been looking like the Detroit Lions these past couple of weeks

Joey Bohnny struggles back to his feet and it seems like Wicked is letting it happen. Just as he reaches out to make a tag to the Cobra, Wicked nails him in the back of the head, knocking him back down to the mat again and charging in to Chad, knocking him off the apron as well. Wicked continues stalking Bohnny, pulling him to his feet and throwing him across the ring to his corner where he charges at him, driving his knee in to his jaw before grabbing him by the head and hitting a bulldog to the center of the ring. Wicked gets back to his feet, knocking Chad off the apron again before he’s even fully gotten back to his feet before grabbing Bohnny by the hair and lifting him up just as he did to Twilight, stalling even longer with the supplex. Mason Dixon grabs the foot of Wicked, tripping him up a little, but Wicked is able to stay on his feet. But the move has given Bohnny some time as Bohnny begins to hammer knees to the head of Wicked however and drops back down, nailing Wicked with a spinning roundhouse kick as he attempts to grab back hold of him again. Joey slowly begins to crawl over to Chad as Wicked recovers, grabbing his leg to stop him from making the tag. Joey hops up to one leg, attempting an Enziguri on Wicked who ducks it but doesn’t see the mule-kick coming after he’s regained his balance Joey stumbles and Mason grabs his arm and pulls Bohnny to the corner allowing Chad to tag himself into the ring.

Eric Mark: And the tag is made with the help from Mason Dixon, Chad’s new protégé

Chad levels Wicked with a lariat, followed by a second one as Wicked struggles back to his feet, and gets up a third time Chad comes flying off the ropes and knocks him back down with a forearm directly in to the face. He gets the crowd fired up before grabbing a slightly groggy Wicked and snapmaring him back down to the mat, running the ropes and attempting a knee straight to the face but Wicked avoids it at the last moment and leaps back to his feet, dropkicking Chad down to the mat. Chad is actually back up again before Wicked is however. He grabs Wicked and drops him hard to the mat with an STO, looking over at Twilight Rayn on the apron who leaps off the apron and acts as if he is tying his boot

Alex Horn: I never thought I would see the day a Vampire feared a Red neck

Eric Mark: I think it had more to do with the lack of aid to Wicked then him being scared

Mason Dixon leaps on the apron. With the referee now distracted Chad knocks Twilight off the apron and Mason who slide a chair into the ring before grabbing the attention of the ref, Chad sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. Wicked struggles back to his feet but Chad quickly whips him to the corner, and with against the turnbuckles Chad charges at him with a running high-knee in the corner followed by a bulldog to the centre of the ring, driving his face down across the chair. He quickly kicks the chair from the ring as the referee turns around and fails to spot anything illegal has ever happened. With Twilight lying face down on the mat Chad begins to taunt the crowd, telling them that it's all over now. He kicks Wicked hard in the top of the head before pulling him to his feet and grabbing him by the head, Wicked shows some last mintue breath as he Low blows Chad and drives Chad’s head in to his knee in a Face breaker before reaching across and lifting him up, dropping him across his knee again with a Backbreaker. He then pulls Chad up once more, mocking the crowd as he does so, before locking his arms around their neck from the side and dropping him down to the mat with a side slam. Just then, as Wicked stands back up, Bohnny climbs back onto the apron and dives into the ring, hitting Wicked with a quick and secret low blow before downing him with a dropkick! The referee quickly screams for Bohnny to get back to his corner but his job has already been done as Wicked lies on the mat and Chad begins to make his way back to his feet.

Eric Mrk: Joey Bohnny with a low blow and dropkick to Hallow Wicked, giving Chad the chance to regain his composure!

Chad pulls Wicked back to his feet and delivers a few stiff chops to the chest that drive Wicked back in to the corner. He delivers one final chop across the chest before tagging out to Joey Bohnny who leaps over the ropes and instantly plants a chop of his own on Wicked. He begins to pull him out of the corner but Wicked drives a knee in to Joey’s gut and locks in a quick wristlock. Wicked then hurls Bohnny backwards in a German Supplex, keeping his hands locked as he pulls him back to his feet. He then changes position, hooking both arms behind him and nailing a Tiger Supplex, bridging his back so that Joey Bohnny is stuck in a pin but Bohnny rolls off his shoulders before the referee even realizes that it's a pin. Wicked keeps hold of his arms however, pulling him back to his feet with relative ease before lifting him up and dropping him on the back of his head with a high-angle supplex. He rolls across the ring and looks for a tag but Rayn turns his back to Wicked. Wicked gives Rayn a chop to the make forcing a tag. Rayn enters the ring with a WTF look at Wicked who gives him the bird.

Eric Mark: Looks like Rayn didn’t want to make the tag

Alex Horn: What are you talking about? Rayn’s in there right

Eric Mark: Because of Wicked’s forced tag

Rayn starts laying boots to the dazed Joey Bohnny. He then drags Joey to his feet as Chad watches with worry. Rayn grabs Bohnny by the arm and whips him into the ropes, but as The Elvis emposerenator returns he catches Rayn by surprise, grabbing him by the hair with both hands and nailing him with a swinging face buster! Joey Bohnny drives Rayn's face in to the mat with authority before pulling Rayn back to his feet and whipping him to the corner. He charges in after him but Rayn gets his feet up surprising Bohnny who runs face first in to them. Joey staggers backwards as Rayn ducks out to the ring apron, waiting for Bohnny to turn back around before leaping to the top rope and spring boarding off, catching Wicked in an absolutely perfect Hurracarana that whips Rayn across the ring to his own corner. Chad quickly leans over the ropes to make the tag and seeing that Rayn crashed into Wicked forcing another tag as Rayn falls to the outside telling Wicked he’s done

Chad doesn't seem to think too much of it as Wicked comes rushing towards him with a clothesline attempt, but Chad quickly ducks and hits Wicked with a quick knee to the side before smashing him into the mat with a Northern-Lights Supplex! Chad eyes the downed Wicked and seems to ponder making a pin attempt, moving down towards his legs... then suddenly he seems to decide against it and doubles around to pull Wicked up by his shoulders, then grabs both of the stunned Wicked's arms, deliberately ignoring Rayn on the outside as he pulls Wicked in the underhook position... then he rams a knee into Wicked's head- whether to keep him from struggling or whether to punish him further is hard to tell, then he lifts Wicked up so his back and shoulders are pointing directly downwards before drilling him head-first into the mat, the same maneuver he hit on Joey Bohnny last week. Wicked lies flat and still now, the powerful move having taken its toll as Chad Vargas stands over the fallen Wicked, eyeing him before calculating his next move.

Eric Mark: Damn! I'm surprised Wicked's brains aren't splatter all over the mat after that!

Alex Horn: I gotta admit I heard that shit way over here. And it didn't sound good for Wicked OR Rayn!

Eric Mark: I wanna see Hallow Wicked get up from that!

Chad glances over at Rayn before bringing his attention back to Wicked. He pulls Wicked to his feet and whips him into the ropes, only to take him right back down again with a Mawashi-Geri Kick. Chad shows no mercy as he curb stomps Wicked relentlessly, chasing after Wicked every time he attempts to scramble away from the battering. Finally, Wicked manages to roll out of the way of Chad's foot and uses the ropes to get back to his feet. As Chad approaches Wicked catches him in the chest with a stiff chop, following up with a series that sounds out loudly throughout the arena. As Chad backs up into the ropes, Wicked pulls his fist back, giving Chad a split second to duck underneath him and emerge on the other side with a spinning crescent kick! Rayn is absolutely beside himself outside of the ring, not at all knowing what to do as he feels the matches end drawing near! Seemingly without thinking, Rayn slaps the back of the fallen Wicked, tagging himself in with Chad's back turned to them!

Eric Mark: And Twilight tags himself in without Chad even knowing

Chad looks over at Wicked for a brief second before stalking towards him, but he is not the legal man. Suddenly, a panicked Rayn flies into the ring and hits Chad with an Enziguri! Chad falls to the mat, stunned by the move, and a frantic Rayn immediately spring himself off the ropes and comes across Chad with a Lionsault! Joey Bohnny watches breathlessly outside of the ring as Rayn falls into full on survival mode. He leaps onto the top turnbuckle and hits a leg drop onto Chad, keeping him right in his spot on the mat, obviously not wanting the much more powerful and experienced opponent to get up. But finally, he hauls Chad to his feet! This could be it right here! RAYN prepares to hit the True Blood, then suddenly Mason trips Rayn and Chads arms flail out desperately, grabbing Twilight and pulling him into a vertical supplex, keeping his arm locked around him after knocking him onto the mat.

Eric Mark: Oh no! Chad Vargas just pulled Rayn into a vertical supplex!

A stunned Chad realizes what he's just initiated, and a look of reluctance crosses his face for the slightest of moments before he shakes it off, grits his teeth and lifts Rayn for the second supplex of the chain maneuver. Joey spins himself into a standing position again, pulling Chad up with him, then finally lifts him up for the final vertical supplex, holding him in a stalling position before finally bringing him back to complete the maneuver. The look on Chad's face is not one of satisfaction, but instead of necessity as he goes for the pin...

ONE...

TWO...

THR...NO! WICKED BREAKS UP THE THREE COUNT!

Wicked wastes no time dragging Chad off of his mortal emery. He yanks Chad to his feet by the hard and hits him with a hard, sharp punch straight to the gut, doubling Chad over! And he immediately goes for a fireman's carry with the weakened Chad. But suddenly Chad strikes out with the blade of his elbow, ramming it hard into Wicked’s face with full force! Wicked bows his head, hands over his face from the pain of the impact, which gives Chad a chance to grab Wicked’s head, his left arm reaching out to lock on... a front face lock? The crowd suddenly pop as they realize what Chad is about to do as his right arm locks on an inverted face lock... then he finally hits Wicked with his own DEATHS EMBRACE! Wicked drops flat onto the ground, taken completely by shock and surprise as he's now completely dropped out by his own finisher. Chad wastes little time scrambling to make the pin!

ONE...

TWO...

THRE...NO!!!

Eric Mark: And now Rayn saves the match for his team!

Alex Horn: This thing could go on all night! Chad Vargas is giving both of them the business though! I feel that big "L" coming on for the team of the blood suckers tonight!

Joey Bohnny immediately bolts into the ring and spears Rayn out of the way! Chad climbs the ropes now and leaps off, catching the recovering Wicked with a double-axe-handle to the back and driving him back down to the mat once again. He attempts to apply a sharpshooter but Wicked kicks him off, rolling back to his feet again only to suffer a stiff kick to the midsection. Chad follows that up with a chop across the chest that echoes throughout the arena, much to the delight of the fans. Wicked staggers backwards and Chad hits another chop, and another, and another before Wicked staggers out of the corner holding his chest in pain and collapses down to the mat. The fans cheer wildly and Chad stops to take in those cheers before pulling Wicked back to his feet once again and dropping him down hard to the mat with a Cradle DDT.

ONE

TWO

Twilight Rayn once again makes the save before the three.

Alex Horn: Twilight looking desperate to finally get a win

Rayn quickly dives back out of the ring again as Chad pulls Wicked back up but Wicked counters whatever Chad had planned with a rake of the eyes. He grabs Chad in a side headlock and leaps up, driving Chad’s head hard in to the mat in a modified side slam before rolling on top of the former One shoot Champion and unleashing a series of forearms to the face. The referee attempts to get him to stop but he pushes him off and continues unleashing blow after blow. Bohnny comes in and kicks him in the back to finally get him off of Chad but as he attempts to duck back between the ropes Wicked grabs him, throwing him back underneath the bottom rope so that he’s out of the ring once again. Angry now Wicked closes in on Chad, pulling him back to his feet and lifting him up in a cradle-like position before driving him down hard to the mat with a neck breaker.

Eric Mark: Neck breaker to the former One Shot champion by Wicked, but we all know just how much punishment Chad can take

With Chad down Wicked ducks between the ropes, grabbing the top rope eagerly and waiting for Chad to get back to his feet. The moment that Chad is up Wicked springboards himself back in to the ring but instead of heading straight for Chad he springs again off the ropes at a 90 degree angle from where he originally jumped, firing himself off in to Chad in a moonsault that sends Chad back down to the mat again. There’s actually a few pops for the move but whatever respect he may have been building with the fans doesn’t seem to matter in the slightest to Wicked who begins firing off forearm shots to the face of Chad once again. The referee begins the count and stops at four as Wicked finally breaks the hold. He removes his elbow pad, taunting the fans and charging at the ropes as Chad gets up but it appears both men have the same idea and both catch one another with simultaneous lariats that take both men off their feet.

Chad Vargas and Hallow Wicked begin to brawl in the middle of the ring with Chad getting the upper hand and taking Wicked down with a double-leg, unloading rights and lefts on him in the centre of the ring. Wicked attempts to cover up and then somehow flips it over so that it’s Chad underneath and Wicked begins to power off forearm shots in to the face of Chad. Again Chad flips it and both men get tangled up in the ropes, still unloading everything that have on to one another. The referee literally has to pull the two men apart but no sooner are they separated than Chad is all over Wicked again, knocking him to the mat and stomping away on him. Wicked struggles back to his feet but Chad doesn’t give him a moment’s breathing space, eventually getting behind Wicked and lifting him up...

Eric Mark: THE STROKE!!! CHAD’S ABOUT TO END THIS…

Chad attempts the Stroke but Wicked somehow lands on his feet. Chad turns around to grab him again and Twilight Rayn forces his way in between them and slaps Chad across the face. He grabs him instead, looking to hit the Stroke on him, but Wicked drives his foot in to Chad’s gut before he’s even gotten him fully locked and quickly snaps off one of his favored finishers...

Alex Horn: DEATH‘S EMBRACE!!! IT CAN END THAT QUICKLY!!

Eric Mark: But Chad Vargas either just bounced or rolled over to the ropes, I’m not entirely sure which... AND LOOK OUT FOR JOEY BOHNNY!!

While this scrap has been going on Joey Bohnny has managed to recover and climb to the top of the turnbuckles. As Wicked turns he leaps off but he moves position slightly, catching him on his shoulders in a fireman's carry position before throwing him legs out behind him, pulling him off his shoulders by him head and driving him down toward the mat head first, catching the arms and hooking them on the way down as he drops to a sitting position, dropping Joey Bohnny squarely on their head in a spiked piledriver.

Alex Horn: Shit that looks like it hurt

Wicked rolls over to where Chad is lying as Rayn quickly rolls on Bohnny for the cover...

Eric Mark: Twilight’s got the cover!! I don’t think Hallow Wicked’s even noticed…

ONE

TWO

THREE

Alex Horn: Twilight Rayn just pinned Joey Bohnny!!

The referee calls for the bell as Samantha makes the announcement.

Samantha: Ladies and gentlemen the winners of this match, HALLOW WICKED AND TWILIGHT RAYN!

Hallow Wicked turns to see what happened, and Rayn kicks Wicked in the gut and Drops his partner with the True Blood! Rayn rolls out the ring, As Joey Bohnny is on his feet, and he sees Chad slowly getting up, looks like Joey is looking for some revenge, but Mason rolls into the ring and drops Joey with a guitar shot! Mason grabs Chad out the ring, leaving Wicked and Bohnny both laid out in the ring.

Eric Mark: That’s all the time we have for tonight folks!

Alex Horn: We’ll see you next week!



The camera switches to the front of The Budoken arena home of Parental Advisory where we see a limo pull up to the curb. The Driver exit’s the limo and opens the passengers door, where a older man is seen steeping out of the limo, He hands the driver a few bills for a tip, and stands in front of the building, as the crowed leaving the arena walk around the fella. A usher runs up to the man.

Usher: Excuse me sir, but Parental Advisory just ended. You can buy tickets for next weeks…

He is cut short as the fella holds his hand up

Fella: I wasn’t here to see the show.

Usher: Really? Are you lost, because the Budoken only has Parental Advisory booked, nothing else. Are you lost? Maybe looking for Fudoken House of Strippers?

Fella: Oh I’m not lost, I’m right where I want to be.

Usher: Then please tell me what the heck I can do for you.

Fella: You can show me to my office, I’m the temporary replacement for Jayson Burrows.

The camera gets a close up of the fella’s face as The Wrestling Unplugged logo flashes on the screen.