Parental.Advisory.One

Parental.Advisory.One
September 22nd, 2008
Live from the Tsongas Arena, in Lowell, MA

The Wrestling Unplugged logo flashes on the screen before fading to the word Presents and then finally fading to the Parental Advisory logo. The scene then changes to a shot of three words that say, 'SEE NO EVIL' across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s Wrestling Unplugged's PPV See No Evil from highlights of each round of the Championship tournament, to David Gunn becoming the first ever Short Circuit Champion to shots of Chad Vargas becoming the first ever Contender Champion as will as the main event of the night...Requiem escaping the Cage to become the very first EVER World Champion. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows yelling "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of Chris Icon and CJ Rand is shown in the background, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Hollywood sex tapes, A few scenes of a stripper on a stage at the world famous Scores club here in Vegas, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is shown

I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of myst and smoke takes over the entrance...

Oh girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
i want to take my love and hate you till the end

its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit i cant take
its not like me to walk away

There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...

I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me

yeahh!!!

There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..

I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again

its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit i cant take
just when i think i can walk away...

The shot switches to the inside of the live Tsongas Arena, in Lowell, MA as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena

I'm so addicted...
...addicted to you

Eric Mark: "Hello Ladies and Gentleman and welcome to..."

Alex Horn: "PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!"

The arena erupts once again as the video screen replays a highlight of Requiem holding the belt and Abbz Ruiz calling him out

Eric Mark: "You see the harsh words shared by are new Champion Requiem and Abbz on the screen and it all comes to a head tonight."

Alex Horn: "Damn straight, Requiem is going to become the world's first Goth Pimp!"

Eric Mark: "Goth Pimp?"

Alex Horn: "Damn straight, Pimpin hoes from the graveyard to the corner!"

Eric Mark: "And the night just started..."

Alex Gray: "Pimp aint easy!"

Eric Mark: "Like you would know"

Alex Horn: "You didn't know E? I be having them bitches hit the corner HARD baby!"

Eric Mark: "My Ass!"

Alex Horn: "Shut Up bitch and say my name!"

Alex slaps Eric on the back of the head

Eric Mark: "What the fuck Lex?!?"

Alex Horn: "See Pimpin aint easy E"

The Camera cuts in and we are inside the office of Jayson Burrows, and he seems to be enjoying his job? I mean he is sitting at his desk and he is pounding the hell out of the oak wood top

Jayson Burrows: "Son Of A Bit..."

he grabs the ends of the desk...

Jayson Burrows: "Don't Stop...Aw Fuck....Here it comes!!!"

Burrows body goes limp and he lets out a stress relieving moan

Jayson Burrows: "You sure now how to get your point across"

Burrows pass a towel under the desk, and out pops Mrs. Ruiz. Looks as if she is cleaning around her mouth and licking her lips

Mrs Ruiz: "So...We clear for tonight right? World Championship is on the line...and Requiem must have his hand tied behind his back correct?"

Jayson Burrows: "How could I say no after that Hum Job babe"

Mrs. Ruiz: "Just keep in mind, you help me and I'll make sure it's worth your wild, and I'm not talking about a quick Blow under your desk"

Jayson Burrows: "Don't have to tell me twice. How bout you run along, get ready for you match"

Mrs. Ruiz goes in for a kiss, Jayson slaps her forhead with his palm

Jayson Burrows: "Your Crazy right? I kiss my mother with these lips, get going..."

Mrs. Ruiz looks dumbfounded but turns and waves and winks before she heads out of Jayson's office and walks by Santiago

Mrs. Ruiz: "Freak"

Santiago: "Slut"

Mrs Ruiz: "Don't Hate Faggo"

Santiago: "Said the women who has been treated for every STD at least twice"

She storms away, While Santiago rushes into the office

Santiago: "Sir...A Championship Match...For Her?"

Jayson Burrows: "You really have frogotten how to you your balls haven't you Santiago? I would have to be drunk, high, and beaten to give that Trash a championship match"

Santiago: "But She just..."

Jayson Burrows: "And I had better from a One armed, Mexican Midget, with one tooth. The day that landfill gets a championship match would be the day Hallow Wicked gets a tan."

Santiago: "So Nothing changes?"

Jayson Burrows: "Oh there is a Big change, you see if Abbz loses to Requiem tonight, which is a damn shoe in...Then Miss "I like to use my teeth" well be fired!"

Santiago: "That's Cold even for you sir"

Jayson Burrows: "And your a fagg, It's the way of the world"

Eric Mark: "Holy Shit Lex, Burrows is a total Jackass!"

Alex Horn: "What the hell are you talking about E, I take it back BURROWS is the pimp of WU!"

Eric Mark: "If you ask me what we just saw was Proof that women will in fact sleep with anyone just to get there way, It's really sad Lex."

Alex Horn: "Yet you can't even attract a crack whore. Let's get to the show ladies and gentlemen..."

Standed Match

Jinx vs. Cameron Drake

Samantha: "It is time for are opening match of the night! Introducing first making his debut here at Wrestling Unplugged, he comes in standing at 6'1 and weighing in at 225 pounds....JINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt"

The Words 'Deadly Jokes are Funny' flashes across the screen, followed by quick flashes of Jinx's face, it begins to speed up every time, then finally is explodes spilling blood all over the screen, followed by a ton of clips of Jinx in action as will as some very disturbing shots of him being himself.

"I wear this crown of thorns
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here"

The Lights begin to fade As the dim lighting remains three spotlights slam down over the entrance ramp almost in unison.

"what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt"

One after the other the spotlights illuminate the entrance way as a figure appears to vanish through the lights right as they begin to shine. Finally a spot light snaps down on the center of the ring illuminating a dark figure covered in a large purple cloak down on his knees reaching to the heavens.

"I will let you down
I will make you hurt"

"If I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way"

The Camera gets a close look and we see Jinx

Samantha: "And his opponent standing at 6'2" an weighing in at 220 pounds. Please give it up for "The Best thing Smoking" Cameron Drake!!!!!!

Killswitch Engage's "The End Of Heartache" blares over the pa sytem. Gold fireworks launch at the top of the ramp in front of the entrance way in the shape of an x. and more from the top making it look like its raining. Cameron comes walking out and stands in the middle of the sparks and poses (randy orton style). The crowd is mix, some Booing, while some cheer. He then gives his fans five as he walks down to the ring. he climbs the stairs and walks to the middle of the apron. then he grabs the top rope and launches himself up and over. then he goes to each turnbuckle climbs it and raises one fist facing the audience. when he gets to the last one he back flips off and removes his shirt.

Eric Mark: "This one looks to be an interesting match up. How do you see this one going Lex."

Alex Horn: "Well I think with enough vodka in her and a hotel room ready, I can get her to do me..."

Eric Mark: "What?"

Alex Horn: "You asked what do I think about Abbz?"

Eric Mark: "What....You mean you would sleep with her?"

Alex Horn: "Come on E, Pussy doesn't have a face when the lights are off baby!"

Eric Mark: "Forget I ask. Let's get to the match."

The bell rings and Jinx goes right after Cameron. He backs him into the ropes and then goes for a hip toss but Cameron lands on his feet. Cameron kicks Jinx in the midsection. Jinx backs into the ropes and Cameron quickly moves in after him, nailing Jinx with a forearm uppercut. He goes to whip Jinx across the ring but Jinx holds on to his arm goes behind Cameron and takes him over with a huge German suplex. Jinx quickly gets to his feet and goes to pick up Cameron but he kicks him away with both feet to the face of Jinx before quickly getting to his feet. Jinx is up as well and both wrestlers stare at each other.

Eric Mark: "Both wrestlers are just sizing each other up at the moment. Neither wants to be the first to make a mistake"

Alex Horn: "Have you ever dated a Spanish woman. Never mind I forgot who I was asking."

Eric Mark: "Dude, your still stuck on Mrs. Ruix? I mean....Can we just concentrate on the match?"

Jinx charges in and drives Cameron into the ropes. He whips Cameron drop and slides out of the ring. Jinx goes to reach over the top rope and grab him by his head but Cameron trips him. Cameron climbs up on the ring apron and looks as though he is going to catapult himself over the top rope but Jinx quickly rolls away and gets to his feet. He charges at Cameron but he catches him in the midsection with a shoulder. Cameron climbs in the ring and springboards off the ropes hitting A Reverse DDT on Jinx and then covers him for a pin attempt.

...1

...2

Jinx kicks out and slides out of the ring holding the back of his neck.

Alex Horn: "I bet she is a tiger in the bedroom."

Eric Mark: "Dude she isn't even here!"

Alex Horn: "Yea but I can't get the image out of my head of her coming up from that desk, it's like your favorite porn scene, no matter how many nuts you get off you still can't seem to shake that image!"

Eric Mark: "Are we gonna have to get you a towel again?"

Alex Horn: "That was only once and I...I mean I don't know what you are talking about?"

Jinx slides back in the ring and goes right after Cameron only to have Cameron trip him with drop toe hold. Jinx gets up holding his faces and Cameron takes him over with a head scissors. Cameron gets up and and waits as Jinx stumbles, puling himself up by the ropes and Cameron goes for a running tornado DDT. Jinx holds and manages to drop Cameron stomach first across the top rope. Cameron falls to the apron and Jinx nails him with a baseball slide kick, knocking Cameron to the arena floor before rolling out of the ring himself.

Eric Mark: "What's Jinx doing?"

Alex Horn: "I believe the correct term is trying to win the match...Dick"

Jinx pulls Cameron up and the referee begins to count

...1

...2

...3

Jinx fights back nailing Jinx in the midsection with a kick but Jinx grabs Cameron and takes him over with a belly to belly suplex right across the steel ring steps.

...4

...5

Jinx grabs Cameron and rolls him back into the ring, Cam is quick to his feet and take Jinx down and start to nail him with forearm shots

Eric Mark: "Cameron is all over Jinx"

Alex Horn: "That's what I like to see. He knows you can't give your opponent an inch if you want to win"

Jinx shoves Cam away and tries to crawl away. You see a bit of blood trickle from his nose as Cam is right back on top of him, nailing him with kicks. Cam pulls Jinx up and whips him to the ropes. Jinx comes back with a handspring into a head scissors take down. Both wrestlers get up and Jinx nails Cam with a stiff kick to the head that knocks him back into the corner. Jinx goes after Cam now nailing him with a spinning back kick to the midsection. Cam tries to fire back with a kickoff his own but Jinx catches Cam's leg and takes him down with a Dragonscrew legwhip. Cam quickly rolls out of ring for a breather

Eric Mark: "Cameron Drake just learned that you can't take your eyes off of Jinx for even a second"

Alex Horn: "He's deadly with those feet and on good kick and its lights out. Cam has to avoid those at all cost if he wants to come out on top of this one"

Cam slides back in the ring and goes right after Jinx. Jinx fakes a kick and Cam falls backwards into in the corner and covers up. Jinx quickly goes in the corner and pulls Cam up. He whips Cam into the opposite corner and charges in after him nailing Cam with 'Face full of Clown'. Cam stumbles out of the corner and falls to the mat as Jinx goes to the top rope. He leaps off nailing Cam with a double foot stop to the head and Cam rolls around on the mat in pain before once again rolling to the arena floor. Jinx goes to the top rope as Cam gets to his feet. Cam sees Jinx and quickly slides back in the ring only to get a Flying Spinning Heel Kick off the top rope as he tries to get to his feet. Cam looks to be out cold and Jinx goes for a pin

...1

...2

...3

No Cam shoots a shoulder off the mat at the last second.

Eric Mark: "Great testament to Cameron. Not many would have kicked out after that."

Alex Horn: "But how much does he have left. Jinx the sick fuck seems to be cooking on all cylinders at the moment."

Jinx starts to circle Cam looking for a Dragon Clutch. He goes to grab Cam by the head but Cam fights away from Jinx and gets to the ropes. Jinx pulls Cam up and lifts him on his shoulders but Cam fights off of Jinx's shoulders. He hooks Jinx in a sleeper hold and then suplexes him over. Both men are down and the referee begins to count.

...1

...2

...3

...4

...5

Jinx gets up first and pulls Cam up with him, Cam kicks Jinx in the midsection and lefts him on his shoulders now. Jinx wiggles free but gets an elbow to the nose from Cam, Knocking him back in the corner. Cam charges in and tries to take Jinx over with a monkey flip but Jinx lands on his feet. Jinx turns around right into an overhead belly to belly suplex from Cam.

Eri Mark: "And this crowd is going wild. What great wrestling action"

Cam pulls Jinx up and nails him with forearm shots, backing him into the ropes. He goes to whip Jinx across the ring but Jinx reverses it. Jinx goes for a dropsault but Cam holds on to the ropes. Jinx lands hard on the mat but Cam quickly pulls him back to his feet. He locks Jinx in a headlock and then turns it into a modified back breaker before backing into the corner and measure Jinx nailing him with a toe kick to the head. Jinx rolls around holding his head and is rolled up in a pin attempt by Cam

...1

...2

Inferno manages to get a shoulder off the mat as a look of frustration sets in on Dusty's face

Eric Mark: "Another two count but look at Cameron Drake"

Alex Horn: "The last thing he needs is to lose focus. Especially against a man like Jinxx...The fucker well eat your nuts...He would"

Cam sits for a moment before getting up pulling Jinx with him. He backs Jinx into the corner and nails him with a straight right hand before going to whip Jinx across the ring. Jinx holds on to Cam's arm, lifts him up and nails Go To Sleep before Nipping right back up. The crowd gets to their feet. Cam struggles to get up. He tries for a kick to the midsection on Jinx but Jinx spins him all the way around and then nails him with a Shin Saikyou High Kick. Cam falls face first to the mat as Jinx stumbles around then drops to one knee. He crawls over and covers Cam for a pin attempt

...1

...2

Cam kicks out but Jinx is quickly to his feet and waiting on Cam to get up. Cam starts to stir and Jinx charges going for 'The Last Laugh' but Cam grabs Jinx's legs taking him down and turning him over into a sharpshooter

Eric Mark: "A Sharpshooter out of No where and Jinx is in trouble"

Jinx grabs the ropes and Cam gets up and pulls Jinx up. He whips Jinx into the ropes. Cam goes for a right hand but Jinx holds onto the ropes. He charges at Inferno but Jinx dodges a clothesline matrix style. Cam turns just as Jinx runs to the ropes. Jinx comes back kicks Cam in the gut and drops him with the 'Why So Serious!" Jinx makes a quick cover.

...1

...2

...3

Samantha: Here is your Winner by Pinfall JINXXXXXXXX!!!!!!"

Eric Mark: "The sudden high impact style of Jinx comes into play here"

Alex Horn: "Cam never saw it coming until it was to late and then it was lights out."

“AH FUCK OFF!!”

Eric: "What the hell?"

Alex: "Oh my god…could it be?"

A dramatic pause, then “Evil Scotsmen” by Billy Connoly begins to play and the crowd erupts in cheers.

Alex: "FUCK YES!! It is, it’s the Real Fucking Deal!!"

Eric: "Porter MacLeod is here in WU!"

Porter MacLeod steps out onto the stage area, a large smirk upon his face. He hoists a title belt on his shoulder.

Eric: "What belt is that?"

Alex: "Who fucking cares, it’s Porter FUCKING MacLeod. Do you know what this means?"

Eric: "No…"

Alex: "Of course not, you idiot. This means, we have Porter MacLeod AND Eric Evans…The EMP rules again."

Porter begins making his way down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. The fans try to reach out to him, but he doesn’t notice them, he keeps his eyes glued on the ring.

Eric: "Is that the JWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt?"

Alex: "It is…why in the hell does he have that here?"

Eric: "I don’t know but-"

Alex: "Be quiet, greatness speaks."

Porter holds the microphone to his mouth and prepares to speak, but the crowd hasn’t settled down yet. Their droning chants of “Pooooorrrter, Poooooorrrrter” echo throughout the arena. Some rows of fans are bowing to Porter, others are chanting “He’s the Real Deal”. Porter just takes a full look at the arena as the fans continue to chant. Porter motions for them to sit down.

Eric: "They’re treating him as if he is a legend."

Alex: "The hell are you talkin about, this man IS a legend. He’s one of the best talkers to have graced the ring."

Porter: "Alright lads and lasses. Let’s simmer down a bit now. Thank ya for the warm welcome, boyos. It feels good to be back. But one thing’s for sure, a man can’t stay in fucking retirement if he’s ever had any dealings with lads like John Hall or Jayson Burrows. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great guys…it’s just when you think you can hang up the boots for good, they come calling favors and waving contract clauses in your face."

“Welcome Back” chants start in the crowd.

Porter: "Seriously, enough with the chanting, I’ve got business to take care of. Now, surely you’re all wondering why I have this belt on this show. The answer is simple, but I must tell you a little story to get there. Shortly after the BLW folded, I got a call from one Joe Santifaggo saying to come on back home and give it a shot one more time. It lasted a month at the best. Well, we had a tournament to crown the new World Champion and the final two came down to Cyber Puke and yours truly. I called that third-rate scumbag out on a few controversies like how well he truly knew Santifaggo on the outside world of wrestling and how his success was based upon that “friendship”. Needless to say, he couldn’t defend himself. In what Johnny Hall said was one of the 5 greatest matches in JWF history, I demolished that lad. He had been undefeated for a year and a half, and Mr. Prime Time was there to hand him his first loss."

The crowd cheers once more, Porter’s face is beginning to get red.

Porter: "So after that, JWF closed ironically. Joe handed over rights to Johnny Hall and well…the lad had two other federations at the time and couldn’t run the third. So it folded for the 387th time. I am the last champion that the JWF had. Great men before me have held this belt, Crimson Skull, Johnny Stylez, Kaos. I look at this belt and it reminds me of how I started into the wrestling world here in America. JWF showed me how corrupt it is in the States, and I love corruption. Now, enough of the past…let’s do the now. What brings Porter MacLeod to WU? It’s simple…this place is pathetic."

There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Porter: "This place is worse than some razorblade romance novel. You’ve got lads with eyeshadow and fishnet stockings for sleeves running around here listening to music that wants me to gouge my eyes out with pencil erasers. It has no talent, only emotional little bitches. Give or take one or two lads here and there, other than that this place needs a reality check. Who better than Porter Fucking MacLeod to give it to them?"

The crowd begins to boo.

Porter: "I didn’t ask for your opinion on the matter. So the best thing that each one of you lads and lasses in the crowd can do is sit back down on your Government funded welfare Asses and eat some more popcorn. I said it’s good to be back, but it’s not good to once again see all those greasy faces out in the crowd with their tangled hair and missing teeth. What happened to people actually dressing up for public, oh wait…I guess this is how you dress nicely."

The crowd has erupted in boos and litter has begun to collect in the ring.

Porter: "Boo all you want, and throw shit at me all night long boyos…it’s not going to affect me. But so help me good if one of you fat smelly cross-eyed bastards throw something and it hit me, I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll be flossing with the hair on top of my toes. Now, moving right along. I didn’t come here as a favor to Jayson Burrows. I didn’t come her because of any contract clause…I’m here without anyone knowing except for one person. And that’s my good pal Eric Evans."

There are a few members of the crowd who being chanting “EMP” but only very few of them.

Porter: "No, the Evans-MacLeod Project isn’t in play at the moment. There’s a bigger agenda at work here. The only talent you have in this federation is Requiem, your champion. And from the looks of it, he’s going to stay champion, because there’s not even anybody on this roster with a flake of talent that could even come close to being worthy of facing him. This is where I come in. I am the Real World Champion. I’m the Real Fucking Deal, Mr. Prime Time. You’ll find out that I’m somewhere between fantastic and amazing, I’ll leave the rest for you to find out. I’m simply going to humiliate, obliterate, and dominate each and every person on this roster that isn’t worthy of tying my shoe, let alone stepping into the ring with a living legend such as Porter MacLeod. I can see now that when I walk to the back, behind those curtains. There’s going to be a line of lads just waiting to get their piece in with me. I’ll go ahead and tell you, lads. I don’t wrestle when they schedule me. Porter MacLeod wrestles when he wants to and he makes his own schedule. If I don’t feel like you’re even worth my time humiliating, I won’t even bother with looking your way. I’m going to make damn sure that this federation either cleans up its talent or it fails. A curse follows along with Porter MacLeod. I say what I want, when I want, and how I want and there’s no remorse. Most of the time, boyos can’t handle that and they crack under the pressure. Just like their businesses. So this time, there’s no more Mr. Nice Guy in Porter MacLeod. I’m not all about having fun anymore, I’m here to show the world just why I am the Real World Champion, because I’m the Real Fucking Deal. I’m Porter FUCKING MacLeod…and if ya try me lads, I might make ya famous."

The Camera come on and we see WU's newcomer Laura Seton walking towards the ring when Chad's manager Flashy steps in front of Laura.

Flashy: "Excuse me Miss, may I be a bother to ask where your headed to?"

Laura: "To the ring, I have a match for the Contender's Champion."

Flashy: "Well you see, I have a problem with that, as you See Chad feels..."

Laura: "The hell with what Chad has to sa..."

She is cut off with a shot to the head with the Contenders championship belt! Laura drops like a light. Chad smiles as he kneels down, lefts her head up off the ground.

Chad Vargas: "See, you really should care what I have to say. I mean if you listend you would know that I hate you..."

"I hate women who think there more then eye candy in this game, Also hate three dollar sluts, and I really can't stand faggots..."

"I hate preps, geeks, hippies, wiggers, punks, emos, goths, and trendy cultures"

"I hate Jews, Muhammad, Buddah, Jesus, L. Ron Hubbard, Anton LaVey, and all world religions..."

Chad slams Laura's face right into the arena floor, busting her nose and leaving a crimson puddle on the floor

Chad Vargas: "I do, on the other hand, like vanilla milkshakes and this here championship, which I refuse to defend with you in the ring tonight, instead you get a free nose job and some vacation time. Please don't get up, I'll show my self to the ring."

Contender Championship

T Tumble vs. Laura Seton vs. Chad Vargas (c)

Samantha: "I can't believe he just did that...He makes me sick, but nontheless give it up for the Contender Champion...CHAD "F'N" VARGAS!!!"

The scene opens up to a jam-packed WU arena. Many signs can be seen being held up by alot of the fans in attendence. All of a sudden Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” blasts over Wrestling Unplugged's P.A. system as Chad F’N Vargas emmerges from the darkness behind the curtain. The crowd boos immediately at the sight of Vargas. Dressed ready to wrestle, he's wearing his yellow and purple wrestling tights, and a black "King Cobra - World Tour" muscle shirt. He’s topped off with his signature purple tinted Ray bans. In his left hand, he clutches his personalized acoustic guitar. Vargas struts down the aisle mouthing obscentities to the crowd the entire way. He finally reaches the steal steps, and slowly climbs up them and into the ring. He climbs up onto each of the four turnbuckles, raising his arms and guitar high in the air. He climbs down after a few minutes and pyros blast off around him off of all four turnbuckle tops as soon as his feet hit the mat. He takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles for the crowd, as they boo louder. Vargas smirks arrogantly as he sets his guitar down, arrogantly awaiting his opponent

Eric Mark: "How the hell did that pile of shit get through the doors?! He shouldn't even be here! Did you see what he just did to poor Laura!!! Jackass is what he is Lex..."

Alex Horn: "Shut it, E! You need to respect a legend! Chad Vargas should be accepted into our company with open arms, he's the damn Contender Champion!"

Eric Mark: "I don't think so, Lex. Fella has no respect for anyone. He's your average american trailer trash."

At the sight of Chad Vargas in the center of a WU ring, the booing and taunting crowd erupts in a, "YOU'RE A JACKASS!" chant.

Eric Mark: "Amen to that."

Alex Horn: "E, your just mad this fucker can tell a broad, to go shit in a hat and she'll still blow him under the bar! Where you have to go home at night, download some cheap porn and reach for the cheapest lube to have a good time"

Eric Mark: "Said the man who wants to ride the STD train that is Mrs. Ruiz"

Samantha brings the mic to her mouth as Chad looks her up and down smiling, she rolls her eyes

Samantha: "And his challenge for tonight is T Tumble as Laura Seton well not be competing here tonight due to her injuries..."

She shoots Chad a cold look, Chad holds up his arms as if he has no idea what she is talking about

Samantha: "So give it up for a man who is making his Wrestling Unplugged's debut...T TUMBLE!!!"

The arena goes dark and spotlights roam through the cheering crowd as the intro to still figuring out plays. with an ear shattering bang the arena is illuminated into a blinding red light and T Tumble dives from behind the curtain. As he runs towards the ring he stops to shake hands with his adoring fans, before entering the ring he pauses to pray - before contuing to dive through the middle rope.

The bell rings and Tumble goes right after Vargas. He takes him down and begins raining rights and lefts. Chad managed to roll Tumble off of him but Tumble catches him with a clotheline. Chad gets up and gets an upper cut from Tumble. TT backs Chad into the ropes. He goes to ship Chad across the ring but Vargas reverses it, sending TT into the ropes and catching him with a knee to the midsection as he comes off the ropes. TT stumbles to his feet and gets taken over with a snap suplex but Chad. Vargas bounces of the ropes looking for an elbow drop but TT sits up. Chad kicks him in the back of the head and then goes for the pin

...1

Tumble quickly gets his shoulders off the mat.

Eric Mark: "I get the feeling this one won't be for the week at heart"

Alex Horn: "Indeed. Did you hear that kick?"

Chad Vargas stays on Tumble, Pulling him and backing him into the corner. He begins burying shoulder after shoulder the midsection of Nation but Tumble fires back, nailing Vargas in the head with a knee... Vargas stumbles away but is grabbed from behind by Tumble and taken over with a German suplex. Tumble holds on and gets back up with Vargas and takes him over with a second German suplex into a bridge

...1

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Chad kicks out both men get to their feet but Tumble is a step quicker. He sweeps the legs of Vargas out from under him and tries for another quick roll up.

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Chad Vargas kicks out.

Eric Mark: "T Tumble showing some great wrestling there but its much to early to keep Chad pears down"

Alex Horn: "I think its going to take a lot more wearing down on both these wrestlers. They are evenly match nobodies"

Eric Mark: "Would you stop. Both these competitors are great talents, for fuck sakes Chad is the Contender champion!"

T Tumble pulls Chad up and looks to be going for a piledriver. Chad manages to block it and send Tumble over with a backbody drop. Tumble gets up and is met with a dropkick from Chad. He gets up and Chad goes for a second dropkick only to have Tumble avoid it. Chad lands hard on the mat and Tumble goes for a huge elbow drop. Chad manages to roll out of the way and nails Tumble with a deadly low blow. Ref gets into the face of Chad, Tumble is back to his feet and grabs Chad and tries to whip him into the corner. Chad reverses it and sends TT crashing hard into the corner. Chad charges in after him and nails Tumble with a high knee strike. Tumble stumbles out of the corner and then falls face first to the mat. Vargas quickly grabs Tumble and locks in a sharpshooter

Eric Mark: "And there's a sharpshooter. This one may be over already!"

Alex Horn: "Tumble looks to be fighting to get to the ropes with all he is made of."

Tumble screams out in pain and looks to be inching himself toward the ropes. He raises his hand and looks as though he was going to tap only to manage to get his hand on the bottom rope. The referee calls for the break. Chad holds the hold as long as he can before he breaks the hold only long enough to pull Tumble back toward the center of the ring. He looks to be going for the sharpshooter again but Tumble kicks hi off. Chad avoid hitting the corner and climbs up on the top turnbuckle. He waits for Tumble to get up and goes for a Missile Dropkick but Tumble catches Chad by the legs and slams him hard into the mat before turning him over in a Boston crab.

Eric Mark: "And now it's T Tumble with the upper hand. Are we going to see Chad call it a night here, and lose his championship on his first defense?"

Alex Horn: "Could very well be look at the pain etched on his face...Almost the same look I give when I'm dropping a pain full shit!"

Eric Mark: "Your a sad man you know that Lex?"

Chad Vargas raises his hand and fights against the instinct to tap. He shakes his head no and manages to reach the ropes. Tumble breaks the hold but immediately begins dropping knees to the back of Chad. He pulls Chad up and nails him with an Inverted atomic drop before bouncing off the ropes and taking Chad down with a running forearm shot. Tumble goes to the top rope and waiting on Chad as he slowly gets up. Chad falls against the ropes causing Tumble to fall straddling the ropes. Chad takes Tumble over with a snapmare off the top ropes and then goes for a guillotine legdrop. Tumble moves and both men slowly start to get up. They both hit each other with clotheslines and the referee begins to count both men down

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Both men start to stir and get to their feet

Eric Mark: "This has been quite a competitive match. You have to admit"

Alex Horn: "Huh did you say something. Sorry I was trying to get the girl behind me to flash me."

Chad picks Tumble up but Tumble slips off his shoulders. Tumble spins Chad around and goes for a right hand but Chad ducks it. and picks Tumble up again, looking to nail a DVD. Once again Tumble gets free and drops down behind Chad. He dropkicks Chad in the back of the head sending Chad chest first into the corner. Tumble charges in looking to splash Vargas in the corner but Chad gets out of the way. Tumble stumbles around and gets a kick to the midsection from Chad. Chad Vargas picks Tumble up and holds him in the air for a few seconds before nailing him with a brainbuster and then floating over into a pin attempt.

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...3

No Tumble just manages to get his foot on the bottom rope before a three count

Eric Mark: "Another near fall but T Tumble showing great ring presence. Would you pay attention to the match. She's probably sixteen or so..."

Alex Horn: "Oh no can't afford to get arrested again"

Eric Mark: "Again? What do you mean again?"

Alex Horn: "Huh? Nothing nothing. Damn fake I.D.'s"

Chad sits up and you see frustration setting in as he pulls Tumble to fit feet. He looks around and then hooks Tumble going for another Brain buster. Tumble blocks it, lifts Chad up and drops him stomach first across the top rope. Chad drops back into the ring holding his midsection. Tumble goes to the top rope and waits on Chad to get up. He leaps off and Chad catches him, nailing him with a modified gutbuster. Tumble rolls around in pain but struggles to get up. Chad charges at him and Tumble sends Chad over the top rope with a back body drop before falling face first to the mat. The referee begins to count

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Tumble gets to his feet and breaks up the count before reaching over the top rope and grabbing Chad by the hair. He tries to suplex Chad as Weener is grabbed by Flashey, Chad brings his guitar up and knocks Tumble in the forhead laying him out, Chad rolls into the ring and hooks the leg, the ref leaves Flashey as makes the cover

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Samantha: "Hear is your winner...AND STILL WU CONTEDNER CHAMPION...CHAD VARGAS!!!"

Eric Mark: "One Down Four more to go for Chad Vargas!"

Troy Jackson: "Mr. Evans? Can I get a word?"

Eric Evans: "Why not? I have a few moments to kill."

Troy Jackson: "I was just wanting to first of all get your thoughts on Dean Wolf, and do you really intend on making him kiss your ass if he loses?"

Eric Evans: "You’re damn right I do. This little ball licker ran his mouth on the one person who will not tolerate it. I can think of nothing more humiliating that to have him kiss my ass in front of a live crowd, and that’s exactly on what I intend to make him do. He will learn that I am a force he is nowhere near ready to come face to face with. Humility has it’s way of showing people where they rank in the scheme of things, and next week, he’ll see he’s right there at the bottom with everyone else who has attempted to cross me."

Troy Jackson: "Very well. What about the new duo to Wrestling Unplugged? Doom and his manager, Brandon Maddox?"

Evans scoffs with laughter.

Eric Evans: "Maddox is just another punk who will learn where he ranks in the scheme of things. If he wishes to cross the irresistible force and the immovable object, being yours truly and Requiem, then he, and his little boyfriend, will meet their doom."

Double E grins.

Eric Evans: "Doom...Kind of a fitting name for him, don’t you think?"

Easy E laughs maniacally as he walks away from Troy Jackson.

Falls Count Anywhere

Requiem vs. Mrs. Ruiz

Alex Horn: "Time for the greatest match of the night!"

Eric Mark: "Dare I ask why?"

Alex Horn: "Dude I get to watch Mrs. Ruiz get manhandle, you know how hot this is going to be?"

Eric Mark: "I'll make sure they got the cold showers running for yea"

Samantha: "This match is a Falls Count Anywhere match, Pinfalls and Submission's can be counted all over the arena. Introducing first She is the first Lady of WU give it up for Mrs. Ruiz!!!"

Rob Zombie's Feel so Numb being to rock the house as Mrs. Ruiz comes out still thinking tonights match is for the World Championship, she has no idea her job is on the line instead of the championship, She struts her way down the ramp and into the ring and awaits Requiem

Alex Horn: "The things I would do to her, Fuck I would tell her to sit on my face baby"

Eric Mark: "You are one sick son of a bitch Lex"

Alex Horn: "I just know what the ladies love"

Eric Mark: "Dude you been divorced 6 times!"

Alex Horn: "Seven Bitch!"

Samantha: "And now its time for the Very First Wrestling Unplugged Champion to make his way down to the ring...Ladies and Gents give it up for you WU Champion 'The Sorrow' REQUIEM!"

The arena lights slowly fade from full light, to dead darkness. Nothing at all can be seen, minus the dancing cigarette lighters in the crowed from the anticipating fans. After but a moment, a distorted voice is heard over the loudspeakers, repeating the following cryptic tongued message.

Nad nehw draeh fo eht noitcerruser fo eht daed, emos dekcom. Rrehto dias; Ew lliw raeh eeht niaga no siht rettam.

A massive explosion follows the tongued sermon as the words to Boondox - Torn Possession kick in. Flames begin to dance upon the stage and the entrance ramp, and the same mysterious fog pours in.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

The fog fades as the chorus ends. Requiem can now been seen, towering on center stage.

I'm surrounded by the dark become a stranger to the light.
Put all my hopes into the fact that everything will be alright.
But as I sit here crippled nervous in a state of shock.
Times become my enemy I'm staring at a broken clock.
And every hour on the hour some thing strange is taking place.
Apparitions on the wall voices and my soul is raped.
I can't explain it am I burnin' in that fire pit?
Has the devil come to claim what's his for all the times I needed shit?

Requiem, with his head down and his long, grey streaked black hair in his eyes slowly walks from center stage onto the ramp through the fog and the dancing flames.

I tried sleeping but still I could feel it creepin.
Call off the deacon bloods leakin right from the ceilin.
I hear the rain fallin tappin on my window sill.
Shadows crawling babies crying make it all seem surreal.
And what's that tickin in my head.
I know for sure that I ain't dead.
If that's the case then why the fuck am I still sittin in my bed.
I'm tryna scream but no sounds so I'm reachin for the phone.
I need to call some one right now to tell me what's goin on.

Upon the finishing of the last sentence, Requiem comes to the end of the ramp. The view flies by, going left to right to catch the full view of the fog, the flames, and Requiem standing at a standstill.

I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.

Requiem now turns quickly towards the ring steps. His long, black trench coat flaps from the rapid movement. He makes his way up the steps.

Seven days and nights go by and I ain't seen the fuckin sun.
Layin here surrounded by a priest some crosses and a nun.
Speakin in a foreign language but I seem to understand.
Crucifix is burnin flesh right when they placed it in my hand.
Holy water feels like torture fallin on my head.
Demons whisper in my ear don't worry son your almost dead.
Moms cryin daddies packin pictures flyin on the wall.
I can hear my grandma talk in tounges some where down the hall

Once up the steps, Requiem wastes little time stepping over the ropes into the ring. He twirls around, showing his coat flap in the rapid wind once more. He slowly takes off his coat.

Next thing I noticed I'm wakin up I'm in an empty room.
Some what unfamiliar was I sleepin in an empty tomb.
And then a light from up above.
I heard a voice filled with love.
A lady dressed all in white I didn't who she was.
And I can't explain the calm.
After the shock pain in my arm.
All I know is I feel warm and I don't care what's goin on.

The Sorrow walks his coat to his corner, and drapes it across the top rope. Without a hurry, he turns back towards the better side of the ring, and awaits.

Eric: "This is a anything goes, falls count anywhere match I anticipate a hairy match to say the least."

Alex: "Hairy? E, What the fuck? This isn't the mystery Machine and were not trying out for the next Scooby Doo movie my firend, use terms that still have meret this time and age"

Eric: "What? You didn't hear the 70's are back baby!"

Referee Weener calls Ab and Requiem to the middle of the ring. He informs the two that this has no rules and that they can take the fight anywhere in or out of the arena, and that pinfalls and submissions count anywhere. And that he is just there to count to three, he also warns them that there will be no use of knives or guns in this match, just whatever other weapons of chance you might happen to come upon during the match.

Eric: "It appears Weener is going to be really strict in this match."

Alex: "Yea, how strick does it take to count to three? And guess what E?"

Eric: "Whats that Lex?"

Alex: "You said Weener!"

Eric: "I can tell that is going to be a weekly thing"

Alex: "What is? You love for Weeners?"

Eric: "You really do have the mind of a 1st grader"

Alex: "I just know how to have fun E, and stop your bitching, you now you love it!"

The two wrestlers come toward each other and just as Req lunges toward Abbz to lock up with him, Abbz side-steps his attempt, and slides out of the ring onto the arena floor. We see Abbz run up the Ramp and disappear backstage. Req, not quiet sure why Abbz left as quickly as she did, decides to follow her and we see him run up the Ramp and disappear backstage with Referee right behind him.

Eric: "What do you think is going on Lex? Why would Abbz bail like that?"

Alex: "To find Burrows and see if another quickie would be able to save her ass!"

We cut to the backstage camera and we see Abbz running down the hallway just as Req enters the hallway and he looks and watches Ab turn the corner and disappear. Req takes off running full speed and turns the same corner, only to run face-first into a Dildo that Abbz shoved in his face. Req drops to the floor as Abbz throws the toy cock on top of Req and takes off down the hall again. Req gets up just in time to watch Ab enter a room at the end of the hall. Req walks steadily toward the room and he notices the sign on the door which reads “Maintenance” and he cautiously opens the door and peeks in so as not to get blindsided again. He doesn’t see Abbz anywhere in the immediate vicinity so Req assumes Abbz is hiding somewhere in the room. Req sees a large Pipe Wrench on the table and he picks it up to defend himself with. With Ab not in immediate view, Req cautiously peeks into the next room. Just as he pokes his head through the door to look around, he hears a noise and backs out quickly. Just as his head clears the doorway he sees a large Blow up Doll come crashing down. Had he not backed out the Doll would have hit him in the head. Abbz picks up the pipe that Req drop and walks through the door and attempts to hit Req with it. Req counters with a swing of a crow bar that is next to him which causes the Pipe to shatter. Abbz, realizing she doesn’t have a weapon to counter the Crowbar Req has, leans down and hits a Tackle on Req causing him to fall backward and drop the Bar. Abbz is the first to get up and she runs out of the Maintenance Room and down the hall toward the Concession Stands.

Eric: "Oh boy, here we go again, looks like they are about to destroy a few concession stands!"

Alex: "At least the flow of Sex toys have stopped, I new Abbz was a freak but FUCK! You seen the size of that Dildo? I'm a well built man, but I aint black and I can't compete with that monster of a toy!"

Abbz runs to one of the Concession Stands and leaps over the Counter and ducks down so Req won’t know where she is. Req approaches the Concession Stands and starts at one end, leaning over the first counter to see if Abbz is there. He continues to the next Concession Stand, then the next, until he arrives at the Stand where Abbz is hiding. Req leans over the counter to check if Abbz is there and Abbz jumps up and surprises him with a spray of Coke from the Soda Dispenser. Req clawing at his eyes trying to get the soda out of his eyes. Abbz grabs a large spatula from the grill and whacks Req across the back with it several times before jumping over the Counter and heading off down the hallway again. Req finally gets the soda out of his eyes and Eric Evans informs him which direction Abbz went and Req takes off down the hallway after him. Req stops just long enough to pick up a Fire Extinguisher and he pulls it off the wall and carries it with him.

Eric: "Uh oh! It appears that Requiem has figured out a way to put Abbz’s chicken head self out"

Alex: "Oh, that was so damn funny I forgot to laugh! E, leave the sex jokes to the guy who is getting pussy would yea"

Eric: "For your information me and my wife have a great sex life"

Alex: "Dude, rolling around like two whales and playing grab ass isn't sex, and sticking it in her belly button of jelly roll doesn't count E"

Abbz passes a Souvenir Stand and they are selling Baseball memorabilia. She ducks into the Souvenir Stand and pulls out a wooden Baseball Bat. As She exits the Stand she comes face-to-face with Req who is holding the Fire Extinguisher. Abbz attempts to hit Req with the Baseball Bat but Req blocks the blow with the Fire Extinguisher. Abbz attempts another hit and Req again blocks the blow with the Fire Extinguisher. As Abbz goes for a third attempt to hit Req with the Baseball Bat, Req un-pins the Fire Extinguisher and lets Abbz have a spray in the face, temporarily blinding Abbz.

Alex: "That's how she would look after a night with me, yea boy!"

Eric: "You really are a sick puppy Lex"

As She claws at her eyes to get the mixture out, Requiem reaches back and lets go with a vicious midsection shot with the butt end of the Fire Extinguisher, causing Abbz to double over in pain then drop to her knees. Req adds several kicks to the side of Abbz head, and as Abbz slumps to the ground, Req attempts a pin. Referee for the count.

ONE…TWO…TH…and somehow Abbz managed to get enough strength to get a shoulder up.

Requiem attempts a pin again.

ONE…TWO…and Abbz kicks out.

Req kicks Abbz in the side with his Boots and then he heads off down the hall toward the Parking Lot.

Eric: "Requiem nearly had the win there but Abbz is not out of it enough to get over on her."

Alex: "I don’t even want to think of what’s going to happen out in the Parking Lot! I remember the last time some wrestlers went there it wasn’t pretty."

Req runs out into the Parking Lot and past the Valet Booth. As he passes the Valet Booth he grabs one of the signs which says Valet Parking Only and carries it with him to attack Abbz with and to defend against attacks by Abbz. Abbz recovered enough to follow Req into the Parking Lot. As she passes the Lot Attendant Shack she notices a Crowbar leaning against the wall inside the Shack to she picks it up to use as a weapon and as a defense device. Abbz looks up and sees Req running toward the Valet Parking and we see that there are a lot of very nice cars parked there, including very expensive cars like Mercedes, Jaguar, and Rolls Royce. Our attention returns to the Arena where we see a rich woman and her husband in the stands. She is yelling at her husband to get out to the Valet Parking and protect their Jaguar. Her husband tells her to sit the hell down and that he’s not going out to the Valet Parking and get in the middle of a Fight between A hoe and her pimp. The lady is beside herself with stress at the fact that her precious expensive car might get damaged during the brawl.

Alex: "Boy, that woman sure is upset! She would probably be more upset if it was the Rolls she owned instead of the Jaguar!"

Eric: "I know what happened the last time we had a match spill out into the Parking Lot, but I seriously doubt these two are going to destroy any cars."

No sooner had the words left E’s mouth than we return to the action in the Valet Parking Lot. Abbz is attempting to whack Req with the Crowbar and Req is blocking the blows with the Valet Parking Sign. They have fought over to where the Mercedes is parked and as Req reaches back with his Valet Parking Sign to hit Abbz with it, the sign pole goes through the window of the Mercedes causing glass to go flying everywhere. Our attention is taken to the Arena where another man just jumped out and is complaining that his Mercedes just got damaged. We then cut back to the action as Req and Abbz have fought close to the Rolls Royce. Abbz tries to hit Req in the head with the Crowbar but Req ducks the blow. He then tries to take out Req’s legs with the Crowbar only to have Req jump up on the hood of the Rolls while Abbz punctures the tire with the sharp end of the Crowbar. Abbz stands up and attempts to whack Req with the Crowbar but Req rolls off the Rolls and Abbz puts a huge dent into the hood of the Rolls. Again the camera cuts to inside the arena where some Rich White guy is livid that his Rolls just got damaged. We cut back to the action in the Valet Parking lot as we see the wrestlers fight there way over to the Jaguar. Again we cut back to the Arena where the Rich Lady is about to faint because Req and Abbz are so close to her car. Once again she demands that her husband to out and stop them from damaging her Jaguar and her husband basically tells her to leave him alone, that he’s not going outside and getting in the middle of a wrestling brawel.

Eric: "I honestly hate to see what this lady is going to do if they damage her Jaguar."

Alex: "She's going to look like you when you find out there are no more Jelly doughnuts"

Abbz and Req trading blows with the Valet Parking Sign and the Crowbar. Neither is able to get a clean hit on the other as both are effective in blocking the blows from the other. Req backs up against the Jaguar as Abbz approaches him with a sparkle in her eyes and an evil grin on her face. Req trying to figure out if he should bail to the left or to the right but he doesn’t want to commit to a direction until he sees from where Abbz will deliver her blow. Req inches toward the front of the Jaguar and just as he reaches the hood area, Abbz reaches out and swings the Crowbar as hard as she can. Req ducks and the Crowbar totally demolishes the windshield of the Jaguar. We switch back to the Arena and see the Rich Lady about to pass out from watching her Jaguar being destroyed. Her husband tries to comfort her, but it also appears he is amused watching his wife stress. Back to the action in the Parking Lot. Req manages a Body Tackle on Abbz causing Abbz to fall backward to the concrete. Req then stands up and gets into the Jaguar and closes the door behind him. Abbz reaches for the door handle to open the door and Req kicks the door hard, causing the door to fly open and knock Abbz to the ground again. Abbz is pissed and she gets up and grabs her Crowbar again and opens the door to the Jaguar and pokes around with the Crowbar trying to hit Req with it. Req manages to dodge the blows, but the upholstery of the Jaguar is getting torn up and stuffing is flying everywhere. We switch back to the arena and watch as the Rich Lady who owns the Jaguar lets out a sorrowful groan and faints. Her husband initially grabs her to keep her from hitting hard to the Arena floor, but then he lets her down softly then continues to watch the wrestling action.

Back to the action as Req crawls across the seat and pushes the door open only to find Abbz standing there waiting for him. Abbz drags Req out of the car and picks him up and DDTs him hard on the hood of the Jaguar. Abbz then gets up on the hood or the Jaguar and hits a vicious Piledriver on Req, ramming his head hard into the sheet metal. Req rolls off the hood of the car and lands on the pavement with a thud. Abbz has that sick grin on her face again as she looks down upon the helpless Req, Eric Evans is laughing to himself as Req the Sorrow himself seems to be struggling with a two dollar slut. Instead of climbing down off the car and finishing Req off, Abbz does the unthinkable as she leaps off the hood of the Jaguar to land a Knee to the Throat of Req. A door of a car is opened and out walks Chad Vargas, and as Abbz leaps in the air Chad nails her in mid-flight with a deadly guitar shot! Sending Abbz down HARD! Chad looks to also go one up on the champ, But Eric Evans steps inbetween them with a the crowbar Abbz had. Chad looks at his shattered guitar and smirks before backing off and we can see Abbz still rolling around in severe pain. Req sees the situation and gets to his feet, Req picks Abbz up and drops her with the a deadly last Ride, He grabs her by the hair and drags her lifeless body pass Evans, and pass Chad who begins jawing at the champ. Req smirks as he pays him no mind dragging Abbz back inside and straight to the office of Jayson Burrows, he picks her up and drives her through Burrows desk, leaving Abbz in a heap of blood and wood. Jayson is stunned at what he sees. Requiem places his foot on Abbz and Weener makes the cover

Eric: "Abbz is dead Lex, Requiem just put the final nail in her coffin and has hand delieverd her to Burrows for Burrows to fire her!"

Alex: "If Requiem wasn't so damn scary I would give him a piece of my mind!"

Samantha: "Here is your Winner...REQUIEM!"

The camera shoots back to Burrows office and Requiem has a mic in his hand

Requiem: "Now Jayson, Fire this trash or feel the sorrow yourself!"

Requiem shoves the mic into the face of Burrows...

Jayson Burrows: "Well...Well...I...I don't think we can afford to lose her Requiem, I'm sorry"

Requiem smiles at Burrows before grabbing him by the throat and slames his body against the wall

Requiem: "I'm not going to ask you again Burrows!"

Jayson smirks and points to Requiem's hand around his neck, he releases Burrows

Jayson: "I can see you don't enjoy jokes. So Abbz YOUR FIRED....and please allow me to show you the door...AND GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Burrows helps Abbz up and tosses her right out his office and looks at Req

Jayson Burrows: "Now if you don't mind, I have to find a new desk"

Requiem watches as Burrows leaves the office and we hear...

Jayson Burrows: "SANTIAGO!!!"

We open up on Chris Icon standing in the center of the ring, with the World championship within his left handed grasp, and a microphone in his right.

Icon: I am a man of my word. I told Eric Evans if Requiem won the championship, I would personally present him with the World Championship, and that’s what I’m out here to do. So, Evans…Requiem, if you would please, come on out here."

Icon lowers his mic, waiting for Evans and Requiem.

Evans: "You see, kid..."

Evans walks from behind the curtain to no music, with Requiem following close behind.

Evans: "I like a man who is willing to swallow their pride and do what needs to be done. It shows character, I like that."

Evans lowers the microphone as he gets into the ring. Requiem follows, Req still has the blood of Abby Ruiz all over him.

Evans: "But, could it be said that you do this out of fear? Not because you want to. Would that be a true statement?"

Icon: "I don’t fear you, Evans."

Evans: "I don’t expect you to fear me, you should just because of the creature I control, but just me as a person, no. I don’t need your fear, nor do I want it to be honest. My question is, do you fear Requiem?"

Chris Icon looks onto Requiem. Req. just stands there, with his lifeless eyes of macabre glaring towards the commissioner.

Icon: "I came out here to give Requiem this belt. He earned it at See No Evil. I’m here for nothing more, and nothing less. I don’t have to answer your questions, Evans."

Evans: "Is that so?"

Evans turns towards Requiem and nods his head. Requiem slowly paces towards Icon, getting right up on him to where a pinky finger couldn’t fit between their two bodies. The Sorrow peers down at his prey, with those same lifeless black eyes.

Chris Icon backs away from Requiem, but receives an earth shattering boot to the face.

Evans: "You see, Mr. Commissioner, you are no different that all the rest. You will respect me, and you will fear the Sorrow. That is your role in this cause."

Requiem, with brute force, pulls Icon up from the mat. He lifts Icon up into the air and delivers The Eulogy.

Evans: "This, you pathetic bastard, is what you get for being a man of your word."

Evans struts over to pick up the World Championship that lays upon the ring. He drapes it across his shoulder, while glaring down at the fallen Chris Icon.

After a moment, Evans takes the championship over to Requiem and fastens it around The Sorrows waist who is dripping the blood of Abby Ruiz all over the ring. The two then exit the ring, and make their way backstage.

Contendership for the Contender Championship

Drake Daniels vs. Skull Daze vs. Dean Wolf

Samantha: "The following is a Triple Threat Elimination Match, where the winner we'll face Chad Vargas next week for the Contender Championship! Introducing first making his way to the ring at this time Please give it up for Drake Daniels!!!!"

"Kids Aren't Alright"by The Offspring starts to play as the crowd gets pumped for Drake Daniels. The lights start to flicker on and off as a light dusting starts to crowd the entrance ramp. A set of pyro goes off as Drake Daniels makes his way out just as the guitar picks up. He makes his way down the ramp ready to go. He slides in underneath the bottom rope, then pops up to the crowds reaction. He runs the ropes one time before settling down in the corner and awaiting the match's start.

Samantha: "And his opponent making his way to the ring at this time, ladies and gentlemen please welcome SKULL DAZE!!!!"

Solitary Man Hits The PA System as Smoke comes from the stage quickly filling up the whole stage. Then Skull springs out of the smoke to the surprise of the crowd. He is holding a kendo stick. He hops on the guard railing and does the wingspan to the crowd, he then hops off, and goes to the other side and repeats. Getting down to the ring, he hops on the apron and raises his kendo stick as black smoke shoots out of the steel posts. He steps in and takes off his top hat, placing it in the corner; he also removes his coat and places it next to his top hat. Rubbing his hair back and tightening his ponytail, the lights come back on and he places his kendo stick in the corner with jacket and hat. He then awaits his opponent.

Samantha: "And their opponent making his way to the ring, please welcome the man known as DEAN WOLF!!!!!!!!!!"

Mist fills the Stage and then a man with a staff comes running out and into the ring. He howls to the audience

Alex Horn: "Would someone please tell this dick he isn't Sting and no one gives a rat's ass about him!"

Eric Mark: "This is quite and opportunity for these three competitors. Someone is going to make a great name for themselves here"

Both Wolf and Skull turn their attention toward Drake. They look as though they were making some king of Alliance an shake hands before charging in on Drake. They both began beating him down in the corner and stomping away at Drake. Skull begins reigning left hands down on Drake until Wolf shoves him out off the way. Dean begins repeatedly stomping DD but Skull shoves him aside. They stare at each other for a moment before Wolf nails Skull with a right hand. Skull fires right back with his own right hand and the two men begin trading blows as DD pulls himself up. Drake charges and takes both Wolf and Skull down with clotheslines and they quickly roll to the floor, leaving Drake standing tall in the ring.

Eric Mark: "Listen to this crowd. It's clear to see who they are behind in this match."

Alex Horn: "Of course but then what do the fans know about anything. They haven't got a clue what true talent is, Hell they still cheer you."

Skull and Dean look at each other. Dean tries to climb back up o n the ring apron but Skull quickly grabs him and takes him down hard on the floor with a Samoan drop. Skull gets up proud of himself. He climbs up on the ring apron and DD grabs him, bringing Skull into the ring with a hip toss over the top rope. Skull gets up and gets hit with a dropkick by DD. He goes own and rolls out of the ring but DD follows him. DD spins Skull around and nails him with a right hand. Skull stumbles away and is picked up by Dean. Wolf nails Skull with a Death Valley Driver as DD slides back into the ring.

Eric Mark: "Skull Daze may be out of this now after that vicious Death Valley Driver by Dean Wolf"

Alex Horn: "And then there were two. In my opinion smart move by this Dean Wolf. It's a lot easier to beat one man than two"

Eric Mark: "I'd have to agree with you there. It's now one on one for now"

Dean climbs up on the ring apron and DD quickly grabs him and catapults him into the ring. Dean lands hard but gets right back to his feet. DD backs him into the ropes and goes to whip him across the ring. Dean reverses it and sends DD into the ropes. DD holds on to the ropes and then goes for a superkick. Dean avoids it, goes behind DD and takes him over with a release german suplex. Dean quickly pulls DD to the ropes and whips him across the ring. Drake reverses it and sends Dean to the ropes. Skull Daze climbs up on the ring apron and pulls the ropes down and Wolf spills out of the ring to the arena floor..

Eric Mark: "Skull Daze with a bit of pay back on Dean Wolf."

Alex Horn: "You know what I always say. I underhanded trick deserve three in return."

Drake charges toward Skull but gets a back elbow. Drake Fires back with with a forearm shot and both wrestlers begin trading blows back and forth. Drake gets the upper hand with a stiff right and then looks to bring Skull in the ring with a suplex. Skull blocks up and lifts DD up as though he was going to suplex him in the floor. Instead he drops DD across the top rope and then knocks him back into the ring with a clothesline. Skull quickly gets in the ring and goes for a pin attempt.

...1

...2

Wolf breaks up the count by landing on both Skull and DD with a shooting star press. All three wrestlers roll around the ring pain.

Eric Mark: "What an athletic move by Dean Wolf"

Alex Horn: "Well if you want to impress the Executives in WU you have to pull out all the stops in a match like this"

Eric Mark: "WU has so much talent. If you want to succeed you have to be able to have that something extra"

Wolf manages to get up first. He goes after DD, pulling him to his feet and nailing him with an Enziguri. Dean quickly goes for a pin attempt.

...1

...2

Skull yanks Dean away from DD. He pulls Dean up then bounces off the ropes and nails DD with a super kick before now going for his own pin attempt

...1

...2

DD breaks up the pin. Skull gets to his feet and goes after DD but he ducks out of the way, grabs Drake and nails a huge DDT out of nowhere. DD goes for the pin attempt

...1

...2

Skull manages to kick out just before the three.

Alex Horn: "What I don't get is why they keep breaking up each other's pin"

Eric Mark: "Think about it. Wouldn't you like to be the guy that pins both of your opponents. That would certainly be making a statement now wouldn't it?"

Alex Horn: "I would be that cat who wants to WIN fuck pinning everyone"

DD slowly pulls Skull to his feet. He whips Skull into the ropes and then goes for a Samoan Drop but Skull drops down behind DD. Skull bounces off the ropes and nails DD with a vicious clothesline at the same time Dean catches DD with a chop block to the back of his knee. DD goes down and rolls around holding his knee. Dean gets up and begins stomping away at the knee of DD as Skull just watches. Dean grabs and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Setting for a big time super powerbomb. DD fights back kicking Dean away but Dean charges ring back nailing DD on his now injured knee. He lifts DD up but Skull yanks DD of the shoulders of Dean. Dean spins around a bit surprised and gets nailed with a paylay kick by Skull.

Eric Mark: "What a kick by Skull Daze"

Alex Horn: "It looks like he turned the lights out on Dean Wolf for good"

Eric Mark: "He definitely is proving that he will be a force here in WU."

Skull kicks Dean out of the ring but gets rolled up from behind by DD. Skull quickly rolls through it and both men get to their feet. DD catches Skull with a quick kick to the midsection. He goes for a t-bone suplex but Skull elbows his way out of the move. He turns and ducks a Clothesline attempt by DD and then nails him in the back with a dropkick. DD goes flying forwards, cracking heads with Dean Wolf. Dean falls back off the ring apron and DD falls back into a roll up by Skull

...1

...2

...3

Samanntha: "Drake Daniels has been eliminated from the match. It's now down two Dean Wolf and Skull Daze"

Eric Mark: "And just that quick, we find ourselves in one on one situation"

Alex Horn: "Dude you ever think how great Sam would look being T-Bagged?"

Eric Mark: "What?"

Skull gets to his feet and almost looks in shock that he got the pin as the referee begins to count Dean Wolf out. Skull stops the counts, rolls out of the ring and gets Dean back in the ring. Skull slowly goes to the rope. He goes for a moonsault but at the last second Dean moves out of the way. Skull lands hard and rolls on the mat holding his midsection as Dean pulls himself up. Dean now goes to the top rope an leaps off going for a moonsault of his own. At the last moment, Skull moves and Dean crashes into the mat.

Eric Mark: "Both men missing high risk moves but can either capitalize on an injured opponent"

Alex Horn: "Both men are getting to a vertical base and may be the first to strike that wins this one"

Both men slowly get up. Skull grabs Dean and goes for a back suplex but Dean lands on his feet behind Skull. Dean goes for a German suplex but Skull nails Dean with a back elbow. Dean staggers backwards and Skull charges in. Dean leaps up nailing Skull in back of the head and sending him chest first into the corner. Skull staggers backwards right into a release German suplex from Dean. Wolf waits for Skull to get up and looks to be going for a Tazzmission. Skull turns into it and takes Dean over with a back suplex and both men go down.

Both men slowly get to their feet Dean is a bit faster and nails Skull with a stiff uppercut that staggers Skull. Dean throws Skull into the corner, then rushes at him, looking for a splash! Skull brings his legs up, wraps them around Dean's neck and shoulder, then hooks his right foot behind his left knee. He tries to choke Dean out, but Dean manages to fall close to the ropes and grab the bottom rope causing the break. Skull breaks the hold but quickly hooks Dean for a pin attempt

...1

...2

Dean manages to kick out.

Skull pulls Dean up and looks to whip him into the corner. Dean reverses it and pulls Skull into a Short Arm Clothesline. Dean picks Skull up and sets him on the top rope before climbing up with him. Skull fights back nailing Dean with blows to his back, knocking him away. Dean turns around and gets both feet to his face, knocking him to the mat.. Skull leaps off going for a elbow drop but Dean rolls out of the way. Skull lands on the mat hard and Dean quickly locks in a rear naked choke out of nowhere.

Eric Mark: "This one maybe over soon for Skull Daze"

Alex Horn: "I agree. He's fighting but after a hard fought match, he's fading faster then you after you 7th plate at a buffet"

The referee picks up Skull's arm twice and drops. He picks his arm up three times and I drops. The referee goes to call for the bell when suddenly Skull moves and forces himself and Dean to their knees.. Skull gets up with Dean on his back and then charges backwards, slamming Dean into the corner. Dean releases the hold and Skull drops to his knees. Dean manages to grab Skull roll him up looking to gain a quick pin

...1

...2

Skull Daze manages to get a shoulder off the mat.

Eric Mark: "Another near fall in this one. What's it gonna take to keep either of these men down"

Alex Horn: "How should I know. These two men are new here or didn't you get that memo?"

Dean gets up and looks a but a frustrated. He yells at the referee before pulling Skull to to his feet. Dean backs Skull into the corner and begins burying shoulders into his midsection of Skull. Dean goes to whip Skull Daze into the corner but Skull reverse up. Dean almost crashes into the referee but manages to stop himself. Dean turns around and gets nailed with the Dazed Driver by Skull Daze. Skull falls back into the ropes from exhaustion but then quickly dives on Dean Wolf for a pin attempt.

...1

...2

...3

Skull Daze stands up, spits on Dean Wolf, then laughs.

Samantha: "And here is your winner and new Number One Contender for the Contender Championship...SKULL DAZE!!!!"

Eric Mark: "And Skull Daze gets his first victory here in WU."

Alex Horn: "In great fashion at that. I'm starting to like this guy."

A strong wind blows outside the arena, and we see a long haired man standing there allowing his hair to blow through the wind. He smiles as another strong gust blows through, and the camera loses its focus and the image of the long haired man can no longer be seen outside of the arena. Legit person or ghost from the past? You decide...

As the camera shots on to the same figure now walking along the graves of those who are no longer with us.

Twilight Rayne: "There are some men who find it interesting to pose as something he isn't. To act like a figure that some would fear, to instead of being a EMO child like most of the worlds cast-aways have become, he decides to don plastic fangs and put on a hollywood smoke screne for everyone. What would that man do if he came face-to-face with someone who really is WHAT HE DREAMS OF BEING? Hallow Wicked, answer me that. Could you not forgive and forget? No, of course you couldn’t. Why let the though of exposiuser go to the prom without a prom date? It’s fucking suicide. Don’t worry, there is no need for you to pay for your sins of wanting to be apart of the undead, as you see almost every Omins wants to be one, or wants to be the feed for us. Hallow Wicked you've been donning the act for to long, now you've ran into the only person who could see pass the Smoke and mirrors and see you for the goth kid you really are. You will pay what you owe me Hallow Wicked, think of this as a copy right lawsuit...You've been stealing your whole gimmick me and other Hemins, even if it means digging up the past to expose you sir."

Twilight Rayne stood amongst the countless gravestones that stretched farther than the human eye could see. Dirt covered his clothing and he gripped tightly in hand a shovel. Parked behind him a few feet away, sat an old pickup truck.

Twilight Rayne: "Do not try to say I am wrong, and that it is me who dons the gimmick, because that could cost to be a very...Very...Deadly mistake by you, as you see I've come here to the land of the dead Omins to prove a point and in doing so show you where your path of playing Boogy man shall lead. Now before you become angry, think about what I just said for a moment. No longer will you have to lie and pretend to be something your not, think of it as me setting you free my boy. And All you have to do is sit back and watch."

Twilight Rayne continued to shovel away the dirt. Thirty minutes passed and finally he struck the top of the casket with the end of the shovel. He chuckled to himself and tossed the shovel aside, but it never hit the ground.

Twilight Rayne: "Everyone watching tonight will finally meet Hallow Wicked's final resting spot"

He looks down at the casket, as if he wasn't expecting it to be there, he smiles to show his fangs

Twilight Rayne: "It seems as if I've picked a spot already take. Nontheless we shall remove this soul and save the room for you Mr. Wicked."

He opens the casket to revail a decade set of bones, and cobwebs, everything that is really distribing. Twilight sucks in the smell of death

Twilight Rayne: "You're final resting space. If you’re watching this, come home Hallow Wicked, come home for a little rest. Were all waiting for you."

Fade out.

First Blood Match

Hallow Wicked vs. Eric Draven

Alex Horn: "Now this is a match I wanna see myself! BLOOD!"

Eric Mark: "I'm still trying to hold down my lunch after that segment we just saw."

Samantha: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Frist Blood Match BUT unlike other first Blood matches, there must be a pin fall after you get your foe to bleed. Give it up for...HALLOW WICKED!!!"

When the beginning of The Serpentine Offering starts, the lights go out and show complete darkness. Then the path lights up blue and fog starts to rise from the walk way. When the music hits, the lights come back on, but they are blood red. Hallow Wicked steps out from behind the entrance curtain and steps onto the stage with his trench coat on. He looks around at his crowd for a few seconds. He walks down the ramp when the words start in the song, and on he stops half way and looks at a selective few fans and smiles at them. When he gets to the ring, he takes off his trench coat and looks up the ramp way and awaits his next victim

Alex Horn: "E, I got a question for you, man."

Eric Mark: "What’s up, Lex?"

Alex Horn: "Why do some of our superstars take all year to get to the ring?"

Eric Mark: "Because drama enhancing their performance?"

Alex Horn: "Naw, because if that was the case Abbz would be in the main event tonight instead of being unemployed. If drama enhanced performance that bitch would still have a JOB!"

A crow flies through the curtain cricles the arena about 5 times then Machine gun begins to play and Draven walks out and down the ramp.

Samantha: "And his opponent for tonight, GIVE IT UP FOR ERIC DRAVEN!!!"

Alex Horn: "Starting to think this place has gone 'Goth Gone Wild'

Eric Mark: "Why would you ever say that?"

Alex Horn: "Cuz maybe 60% of the roster are EMO kids?"

Before the bell even has the chance to ring Weener has stepped aside Wicked flies at Eric Draven and plants him in the mat with a spear. No sooner than he lands Wicked is pummeling him with hard fists shots straight to the head. The fans immediately erupt with cheer as the match gets underway.

Eric Mark: "And Hallow Wicked comes out SWINGIN’! He is playing no games tonight!"

After flooring Draven with his surprise assault, Hallow Wicked leaps off of him and grabs him by the back of the neck, dragging Draven to his feet as well. He then whips Draven into the ropes, only to have him return and dodge an attempted clothesline. As Draven bounces off the opposite ropes and returns, Wicked slaps his arms around him and tosses him over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Draven smacks the mat hard and begins favoring his lower back from the impact of the move. But Wicked doesn’t let up. He immediately climbs to his feet and runs over to Draven before stomping away at his chest and midsection mercilessly. He then hauls Draven to his feet once again, now in a crouched over position, and shoves his head between his legs. Wicked then Eric Draven up over his head and slams him right back down with a ring quaking powerbomb!

Eric Mark: "Hallow Wicked with a beautiful powerbomb to Eric Draven. This would be a perfect opportunity to go for the pin but neither one of these men can do that unless the other one is bleeding."

Alex Horn: "Which will probably be happening pretty damn soon."

As Draven rolls around the ring, obviously in pain, Hallow Wicked lifts him up once more. Wicked then goes for his triple suplex move but Draven holds fast. Wicked than begins to blast him with forearm shots to the head. He then grabs Draven by the wrist and sends him sailing across the ring into the opposite corner. Draven’s back slams against the ring post hard. Wicked immediately charges at him but Draven manages to lift his leg, smacking Wicked square in the chest with his boot. Hallow flies back just as quickly as he came and hits the canvas hard.

Eric Mark: "Finally! Eric Draven was in there getting his ass whooped."

With Wicked down, Draven takes a moment to recompose himself. Meanwhile, Weener circles the ring as Hallow pushes himself up on all fours. Draven takes this opportunity to bring his foot up straight into the chin of Hallow Wicked, placing him right back down where he’d just gotten up. Now going for Wicked once more, Draven gets him up and puts him into position, executing a Samoan drop onto him. It seems as though Draven is ready to go for a pin but he suddenly hesitates. Instead, Draven sits Wicked up and leans over top of him. He then begins to pound him in the face with closed fists over and over again.

Eric Mark: "I think Eric Draven is trying to bust Hallow Wicked open."

Alex Horn: "He’s not gonna do it with them bitch ass punches though!"

Eric Draven continues his assault but eventually grows tired of it. He then hits Wicked with a hard knee to the face and follows up with devastating pump handle slam. With Wicked down, Draven quickly hops off the second rope and lands on his opponent with a lionsault. At this point, a pin is still not possible. Draven crawls to his feet, tugging Wicked with him and begins to drag him over to the corner. With Wicked still in tow, Draven begins to ascend the turnbuckles one by one until his reaches the top, where he then sits a dazed Hallow Wicked. Up there, Draven begins slamming him with closed fists to the face once again as the crowd counts along.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Eric Mark: "Eric Draven still trying to draw blood."

Five…

Six…

Seven…

Ei…Hallow Wicked suddenly shoves Eric Draven off the top rope where he crashes into Weener!

Alex Horn: "Oh hell naw! Not Weener!"

Eric Mark: "Eric Draven just knocked out the ref!"

Completely caught off guard by the attack, Draven rolls around the ring for a moment as Hallow Wicked gets to his feet, still on the top turnbuckle. As Draven begins to get up Wicked flies from up top, headed for a flying cross body block but Draven catches him dead center in the nose with a superkick out of nowhere! Wicked goes down harder than Draven did! His hand immediately goes to clutch his nose as the camera closes in to see blood seeping between his fingers. Eric Draven has just bloodied the nose of Hallow Wicked!

Alex Horn: "Uh oh! There it is!"

Eric Mark: "And Draven draws blood with that superkick!"

Draven immediately sees what he has done as goes to cover Hallow Wicked, but there is no one to count. Weener is still laid out in the ring. Draven looks over his shoulder at Sarah and curses loudly, She is smacking the mat in frustration. Draven immediately goes to Weener's side, trying to make him come to. But the lights are out!!!

Eric Mark: "What the hell is going on?"

Alex Horn: "Someone borrow some cash from Evans, we need some fucking lights here!"

The lights return and Twilight is standing outside the ring and he has Sarah Mohr in his arms, he is smiling at Eric Draven, while all this is going on Hallow Wicked is finally getting to his feet. Somewhat out of it, he catches wind of Twilight holding Sarah, Twilight is sniffing the neck of Sarah sending Eric Draven into a fit and Wicked stumbles over to the corner. Wicked then rips off the turnbuckle’s covering, leaving the metal underneath exposed. He then drops to the floor and rolls out of the ring. Wicked eyes a steel chair and immediately crabs it up. With the chair in his grasps he slides back into the ring. Draven, still oblivious, receives a sound chair shot straight to his bald head, leaving a huge dent in the metal. Wicked then immediately hurls the chair over the top rope and out of the ring.

Eric Mark: "Wicked bringing out the hardware!"

Alex Horn: "That chair shot could’ve cracked Draven’s skull wide open!"

Wicked then keeps up his pace, grabbing up Draven and shoves him towards the corner. He then grabs the back of his head and slams his forehead straight into the exposed metal. The crowd cringes at what has to be nothing short of agonizing. But Wicked doesn’t stop there. He slams Eric’s head off the metal again, bouncing it off over and over again until Eric has a face covered in blood. Both men appear ghastly as the red liquid covers their faces. Somehow, though, Draven manages to toss an elbow into Wicked’s ribcage, but Wicked simply bounces his head off the metal once again. Draven elbows him in the ribs again before switching their positions. It is now Wicked’s head the knocks against the steel!

Eric Mark: "Wow, this is downright ugly. The hatred these men have for another runs deep and their letting it show here!"

Alex Horn: "I Love IT! Shit...I’m surprised their still standing. The blood is just pouring!"

Still bleeding profusely, the men break into an all out brawl in the center of the ring as Weener finally begins to awaken. He rolls out of the way just in time as Draven and Wicked clash in the center of the ring, elbows and fists flying. Draven manages to get the upper hand on Wicked as he maneuvers behind Wicked and locks in a dragon sleeper hold, but Wicked manages to reverse the hold, locking on a sleeper of his own. With the hold still in place, Wicked pulls him to his feet, locking the move in tightly on a slowly fading Eric Draven before hitting him with a reverse DDT, driving the top of his head right into the mat! Wicked gets Eric up off the matt and begins licking the blood of Draven as to send a message to Twilight as Rayne begins biting and sucking the blood of Sarah, Wicked drops Draven with the Death's Embrace, Wicked doesn’t waste any time as he hooks Draven's leg! Weener immediately drops onto the mat!

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

Samantha: "Here is your winner HALLOW WICKED!!!"

Eric Mark: "I think I'm going to be sick?!?"

Hallow Wicked gets off of Draven and spots Sarah down on the map, her eyes are a little glassy, she has a pale look on her face, but also a look of ectasy on it, as she slowly gets to her feet, doning two fang marks on her next, Twilight is no where to be found, that is until Hallow Wicked turns around and gets nailed by a soild steel cain! Twilight stands over Hallow who is down and out, Twilight runs his hand along the forhead of Wicked, takes a taste and smiles before rolling out the ring

Eric Mark: "That did it!"

Eirc ducks his head into a small trash bin yacking away

Our scene opens up on a fortune teller, waving wrinkled hands about her ancient crystal ball. She glances up, seeing the view, and her eyes light up with joy and bliss.

“Welcome! My curious brethren! You seek answers, do you not? ‘Tis answers I have for you, my children. Have a seat, clear your minds, open your hearts. Look into my crystal ball for the answers you seek.”

The witch closes here eyes whilst gently caressing her crystal ball.

“I see death.”

She pauses, still with her eyes closed, still violating the crystal ball.

“Darkness.”

She quickly stops, opening her eyes and flinging her hands back from the crystal ball. She screams violently in pain. We watch as the ball explodes into a burst of flames, then lay our eyes heavily upon her once again to see her hands are smoking, and burnt to the bone.

“IT’S HERE! THE APOLALYPSE IS HERE!”

The decrepit old woman flings herself in the floor, and cowers towards the corner of her hut.

“Be warned! The dark knights of the Apocalypse graze this area! Be warned, fools! Get out! While you still can! For they will show no mercy unto you should you cross their paths!”

The old woman begins to cry in pain from her scalded hands. The view pulls back, slowly fading.

Short Circuit Championship

DLS vs. David Gunn vs. Deacon Wolfe

Samantha: "The following match is a triple threat double Elimination match and it is for the WU Short Circuit Championship. Introducing first making his way to the ring at this time, please give it up for DLS!!!"

"Ready To Roll" By Jet Black Stare hits the arena and the lights start flashing blue and white as the main arena lights dim, then fireworks raise from teh side of the ramp and a few seconds later DLS and Crystal walk out and head to the ring.

Samantha: "And his opponent in the match making his way to the ring at this time GIVE IT UP FOR DEACON WOLFE!!!!!"

The arena darkens and on the screen is a man on a motorcycle. When you see his face, it is Deacon. He takes his sunglasses off and smiles. All at once, pyro goes off and "Mind Forest" can be heard blaring through the PA. Deacon and his manager, Dianna are seen at the top of th stage, arms raised in the air. The two join hands and confidently walk down the isle way towardthe ring. Arriving at the ring, Deacon gets on the apron and pulls the ropes open for Dianna to get in the ring. She gets in; Deacon behind her. The two pose for the crowd and then Deacon turn to the stage to see who is his opponent.

Samantha: "And there opponent. He is the currant WU SHORT CIRCUIT CHAMPION!!! Making his way to the ring at this time...GIVE IT UP FOR DAVID GUNN!!!!!!!"

The arena darkens and 420 by KottonMouth kings starts on the PA. Right as the 20 second mark starts, David comes out from behind the curtain. He is in a hoodie with the words "New York" across the front. He lifts the front of the hood and looks out and sees the crowd and they start going nuts! He starts his way down tagging fans hands. He gets to ringside and strips off his hoodie revealing his toned body, tossing it on the ring apron. He hops on the barricade facing the fans and poses, aiming finger guns at them before performing a back flip on to the apron and then skins the cat into the ring. He poses on the corner closest to him and then does an imploding senton landing on his feet turning around and starts getting ready for the match as the lights come up.

David Gunn and Wolfe stare at each and get face to face in the center of the ring. DLS begins cheering them on, telling them to hit each other. Wolfe tries to shove Gunn and Gunn shoves Deacon right back, knocking him back against the ropes, Wolfe fires back with a forearm shot the causes Gunn to stagger back a bit. Gunn fires right back with forearm shot of his own that staggers Deacon. DLS continues to cheer the two on, coaching Deacon and telling him to punch David Gunn. Both Gunn and Deacon suddenly turns and kick DLS. They grab him by his head and both charge for the ropes sending DLS over the top rope and down to the arena floor.

Eric Mark: "So much for the cheerleading efforts of DLS"

Deacon Wolfe and David Gunn lock up. Gunn gets the upper hand and Backs Deacon into the ropes. He whips Deacon across the ring but Deacon holds on and comes back with a kick to David Gunn's midsection. Deacon quickly runs to the ropes and nails Gunn with a springboard dropkick. David Gunn goes down but starts to gat back up. Deacon charges but Gunn catches him and sends Wolfe over the top rope with a back body drop. Deacon manages to land on the ring apron but DLS sweeps his legs out from under him. Deacon hits his head on the ring apron and is clotheslined down from behind by DLS. DLS looks back in the ring and David dives over the top rope rope taking him down with a somersault senton.

Eric Mark: "Talk about eyes in the back of your head. You need eyes all over your head for this one."

David Gunn slowly gets to his feet but is grabbed from behind by Deacon. Deacon spins David around and nails a X-Factor on him. David falls back into the guardrail and Deacon grabs DLS rolling him back in the ring. He quickly slides in the ring and runs for the ropes. DLS starts to get up and gets caught by Deacon with springboard back elbow as you see Dianna set up a table on the outside of the ring. He locks DLS in a grapevine ankle lock and DLS starts to scream in pain. He finally reaches the ropes and as the referee tries to force Deacon to break the hold Dianna nails DLS with a right hand.

Eric Mark: "Now this is ridiculous. There is no need for this on the part of Dianna."

Alex Horn: "What, The referee didn't see anything. So what's so wrong? Dianna is just trying to help Deacon"

Deacon gets up and smiles at Dianna not Noticing Gunn climbing in the ring behind him. Deacon turns around right into the Hallow Points from Gunn. Gunn goes for the pin but Dianna climbs up on the ring apron. Crystal goes around the ring after Gunn and the referee slides out the ring to stop Krystal. Dianna Slides in the ring and kicks Gunn in the face. The referee now goes after Dianna motioning for him to back away from the ring. DLS gets to his feet and sees both Gunn and Deacon down. He quickly covers Gunn as the referee slides back in

...1

...2

...3

No Gunn gets a shoulder off the mat. DLS looks on still confused before quickly going to cover Deacon and the referee counts

...1

...2

...3

No Deacon manages to get a shoulder up just before the three count.

Eric Mark: "Oh come on This is insane. Can some one please handle these ladies outside the ring?"

Alex Horn: "Hell If I didn't have to sit here with you I would be all over Dianna!"

Dianna and Crystal begin arguing distracting the referee once again and causingWeener to slide out of the ring. DLS rolls out the ring an grabs a chair. He slides back in the ring and nails Gunn in the head as he tries to get up. He then turns and nails Deacon with the chair as well before tossing it back out the ring and leaning back in the corner, pretending he was down as well. CJ Rand suddenly comes running down with security and starts to motion for Dianna and Crystal to go to the back. They both try and protest but are forced to leave as once again DLS goes for a pin draping an arm across both men

...1

...2

...3

No both men roll a shoulder off the mat and DLS can't believe it.

Eric Mark: "DLS with a look of total frustration as even with the damage done by Dianna and Crystal he filed to get a pin fall"

Alex Horn: "He can't get frustration when a title is on the line like this. Frustration leads to mistakes and he has this won."

DLS rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring. He pulls what looked like a lead pipe from under the ring and slides back in. The referee immediately stops and DLS begins to argue with the referee. Gunn stumbles to his feet holding the back of his head. The referee takes the pipe away from DLS and turns right into the Hallow Point. Gunn lays across him and the referee counts as we see Deacon getting to his feet

...1

...2

...3

Gunn rolls out of the way just as Deacon flies off the ropps, nailing DLS with the 450 splash. Deacon covers DLS and goes for the pin

...1

...2

...3

Samantha: "DLS has been eliminated after having been pinned twice"

Eric Mark: "That has to be the fastest anyone has bee pinned twice in a match like this"

Alex Horn: "A. this is the first match like this in WU, and B. It's what happens when you let frustration take over."

Eric Mark: "And now it is down to Deacon Wolfe and David Gunn"

Deacon slowly starts to get up and you could see he was hurting as he held his back from the 450 splash. David Gunn stares at Deacon as the two move toward each other. Deacon nails Gunn with a kick to the midsection and looks to be going for a Destructive Force but David drives his back into the corner. Deacon stumbles out holding his back in pain and gets a kick to the midsection from Gunn. David nails what looks like Deacon's Destructive Force and rolls him over. The referee drops to make the count.

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No at the last moment Deacon got his foot draped across the ropes.

Eric Mark: "David Gunn almost pinned Deacon Wolfe with his own finishing move. Talk about humiliation"

Alex Horn: "Something tells me these two men are about to put on a show of a lifetime"
David Gunn pulls Deacon up and nails him with a forearm shot that knocks Deacon back into the corner. Gunn charges looking door a shoulder block but Deacon gets his feet up and drops down on the ring apron. He nails Gunn with a fore arm shot of his own and then catapults himself over the top rope at Gunn. Catches him and looks as though he was going to go for a sidewalk slam but Deacon blocks it and land on his feet. Deacon goes for another forearm shot but Gunn ducks it. Gunn turns into a back kick to the midsection from Deacon, he drops David with a deadly DDT, Deacon leaps up to the top of the rope and lands what looked like Gunn's Gunn Fire and then goes for the cover

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No David Gunn manages to roll a shoulder over.

Eric Mark: "And David Gunn manages to get a shoulder up after Experiencing his own finisher"

Alex Horn: "I think it's in the Gene pool. Don't you?"

Alex Horn: "What in gods name are you talking about?"

Eric Mark: "Well if you don't know I ain't telling."

Deacon pulls Gunn up. He goes for a spinning back elbow but Gunn ducks it. Gunn leaps on the middle rope and goes for a spring board moonsault but Deacon avoids it. Gunn lands on his feet and avoids a Gamengeri by Deacon only for Deacon to land on his feet and leap back up nailing the Gamengeri as Gunn turns around, sending Gunn crashing to the mat holding his face Deacon quickly goes for a Springboard leg drop but Gunn moves out of the way. Both men get up slowly. Deacon tries for a springboard Huricanranna but Gunn shows his strength and holds Deacon, sitting him on the top rope. Deacon kicks David Gunn away with both feet and then leaps off only to get caught by Gunn with a power slam.

Eric Mark: "What a powerslam by David Gunn"

Gunn pulls Deacon up and nails him with a kick to the stomach. He goes for a scissors kick but Deacon manages to avoid it. Deacon fires back, this time nailing spinning back elbow, staggering David Gunn. David falls back into the corner and Deacon charges only to have Gunnn move out of the way. Deacon catches himself and hops on the second turnbuckle. Gunn grabs him and looks as though he was going to nail him with a belly to back suplex off the top rope but Deacon counters in mid air and takes Gunn down with a modified reverse DDT. Deacon hooks Gunn's leg and goes for the pin

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David kicks out and then sit up holding the back of his neck.

Eric Mark: "David Gunn showing he isn't down yet but you still see he is visibly showing signs of neck problems."

Alex Horn: "And Deacon's back has to be screaming at him right about now. No way he's a hundred percent after that 450 spalsh that he landed in a bad way earlier"

Eric Mark: "I'll have to agree with that."

Both men get up slowly. Deacon holds his back for a second and then charges only to get a knee to the midsection from Gunn hat causes him to flip and land on the mat. Gunn drops a quick leg drop on Deacon and then pulls him back to his feet.. He lifts Deacon up and looks to be going some sort of Gutbuster but Deacon drops down behind him and nails David Gunn with a Chemira-Pelx. Gunn rolls on the mat, holding his back as Deacon gets to his feet. Deacon pulls Gunn up and looks to be going for the Destructive Force. David Gunn gets out of the move and and goes behind Deacon. Gunn spins Deacon around and goes for Hallow Point but Deacon breaks free and rolls out of the ring to the arena floor.

Eric Mark: "Smart move by Deacon. Gunn was definitely gaining momentum."

Alex Horn: "More like getting the hell out of dodge!"

Deacon looks up and sees Gunn running toward the ropes. He quickly slides back in the ring, not realizing Gunn was on the ring apron. Gunn reaches in and grabs a hand full of Deacon hair as he tries to get up and slams him hard to the mat on the back of his head. Deacon lays without moving and Gunn catapults himself over the top rope going for a somersault senton but Deacon moves. Gunn catches himself and rolls through it. Deacon again catches Gunn with a kick as he turns around and then slams Gunn's head into his knee. David stumbles around as Deacon climbs to the top rope. Gunn manages to catch him and get Deacon into a fireman's carry walking to the middle of the ring with him. He tosses Deacon in the air and brings him down into a double knees gutbuster before going for a pin.

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No at the last possible second Deacon kicks out.

Eric Mark: "It get's no closer than that. Forget the two falls in this match. We could see this one go all night with neither man being pinned"

Alex Horn: 'The fans are being treated to a match this is what classic wrestling is like and Deacon Wolfe showing he can hold his own without any help"

David Gunn pulls Deacon to his feet and takes him down hard to the mat with Russian Leg Sweep before heading to the top rope. Deacon gets up and charges into the corner nailing Gunn with a back fist to the midsection. Gunn shoves him back down to the mat and then leaps off looking for a flying thrust kick. Deacon rolls under it and as Gunn turns around he goes for Destructive Force. Gunn catches it and then turns Wolfe around taking him down with a back slide pin attempt..

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Deacon gets out and both men get to their feet. Gunn misses an Enziguri to the face but turns right into the Destructive Force by Deacon. Wolfe goes for the pin

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Samantha: "David Gunn has just been pinned meaning he is down one fall"

Eric Mark: "And Gunn goes down after that vicious move by Deacon"

Alex Horn: "Now what Deacon has to do is quickly finish this before Gunn can recover"

Deacon gets up quickly and waits as Gunn struggles to get up using the ropes. He goes for another Destructive Force but Gunn ducks it and takes Deacon's legs out from under him, sending Deacon landing hard on the back of his neck on the mat before falling back into the corner. Deacon slow gets up and David charges in leaping on Deacon and taking him over with a monkey flip but Deacon lands on his feet. Deacon waits for Gunn to get up and looks to nail him with a springboard move but Gunn charges sending Deacon over the top rope and crashing into the arena floor below. The referee begins to count

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Deacon stumbles to his feet and Gunn catapults himself over the top rope taking him back down with a cross body before picking him up and rolling him back into the ring.

Eric Mark: "Looks like the kid gloves are off as David Gunn can't afford to get pinned again"

Alex Horn: "If he does, Deacon is the new Short Circuit champion. It's a matter of survival but personal the bigger question here is when the hell will Dianna come back, I already miss watching her chest bounce..."

Gunn rolls back in the ring but is met with a elbow to the back of the head by Deacon. Deacon manages to pull Gunn up and whips him into the corner. He charges in after Gunn but Gunn puts his feet up. Deacon stops himself and then grabs both of Gunn's legs, yanking him out of the corner. Gunn lands hard on the mat. He tries to lock in the Texas Cloverleaf but Gunn manages to Deacon away and Deacon goes head first into the corner turnbuckle. Deacon stumbles out of the corner as Gunn gets up. Gunn grabs Deacon by the head, runs toward the ropes and nails the Hallow Point before covering Deacon.

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Samantha: "It is now even at one fall each. The next wrestler to pin the other will be the Short Circuit Champion!"

Eric Mark: "David even it up. Now we are down to sudden death!"

Alex Horn: "And Deacon is still down. This one may be over sooner than we think."

Gunn pulls Deacon up and chops him across the chest. Deacon falls back into the corner. Gunn goes right after Deacon nailing him with another chop that drops him into the corner. Gunn pulls Deacon up and goes to whip him into the ropes. Deacon reverses it and Sends David hard into the corner. Gunn stumbles out and is met with a kick to the midsection and then nailed with a arm breaker DDT.. Deacon crawls toward the ropes and pulls himself up. Gunn gets to his hands and knees and Deacon grabs him in a rolls up pin attempt.

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Gunn kicks but is quickly wrapped up in a schoolboy roll up for another pin attempt.

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Gunn once again kicks out.

Eric Mark: "Deacon is trying to end this one in a hurry now."

Alex Horn: "I think its more of a wear down tactic. He is trying to make Gunn use every ounce of strength he has left to kick out."

Deacon goes to pick David up when suddenly Gunn grabs Deacon by the arm forcing him to the mat and locking in a STF. Deacon yells out in pain and struggles to reach for the ropes... David Gunn continues to yank back on Deacon's neck and it looks as though he was going to tap but instead struggles to his knees. Deacon rolls free of the move and out of nowhere locks in a Fujiwara Armbar. David now begins to yell out in pain but manages to get to the ropes. Deacon referee to let go of the hold as the referee counts.

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Deacon lets go and rolls away.

Deacon gets up and pulls Gunn to his feet. He pulls Gunn up and backs him into the corner and now nails him with a backhand chop. Deacon nails a second backhand chop. Gunn stumbles out of the corner and Deacon goes for a spinning leg lariat. Gunn ducks it and hooks Deacon for a belly to back suplex. Deacon drops down behind and nails a reverse mat slam. He hooks David's leg and goes for a pin

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David kicks out and Deacon quickly pulls David up. David knocks Deacon's hand away and then nails him with a kick to the midsection. He goes for another scissors kick but Deacon avoids it. Deacon goes for a running lariat but Gunn blocks goes behind Deacon and lifts him up nailing his the Hallow Point. Gunn rolls Deacon over and goes for the Rolling Papers

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No Deacon manages to kick out!

Eric Mark: "The look on Gunn's face tells the story. He thought it was over."

Gunn pulls Deacon to his feet and looks for a spinning heel kick. Deacon ducks, trips Gunn and tries to lock in an ankle lock... Gunn rolls through it sending Deacon through the ropes and to the arena floor. Deacon quickly gets back up and slides back in the ring nailing David with a back elbow as he tries to get up. David stumbles back into the corner, Deacon charges in but is scooped up by Gunn and planted into the mat with a fall-away slam. Gunn pulls Deacon and goes for a powerbomb but Deacon manages to drop down behind him. Gunn turns and Deacon catches him with a springboard Hurricanranna and hooks both of Gunn's legs

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Gunn kicks out and quickly rolls up Deacon with the Rolling Papers!

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Deacon tries to kick out but it's to late

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Samantha: "The winner and STILLL WU SHORT CIRCUIT Champion...DAVID GUNN!!!!"

Eric Mark: "What a spectacular match on that really stole the show!"

Alex Horn: "As much as I hate to do it....But I have to agree E, that there was a GREAT mainevent, and A Hell of a way to end Parental Advisory!"

Eric Mark: "Tonight was a hell of a show, we'll see you folks next week!"

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