The scene fades in on Jayson Burros, sitting comfortably behind his desk. In walks Santiago, and Jayson knows what this will be over again. He goes ahead and puts his stuff down and looks up at him.
Santiago: “Is the new GM here tonight?”
Burrows: “No, they are not here tonight.”
Then there is a knock at the door.
Burrows: “Its open!”
A delivery man walks in with a package.
Delivery man: “Mr. Burrows, I have a package for you.”
Santiago jumps in front of Burrows, as he always has to know to everything when everyone else does.
Santiago: “Who is it from?”
Burrows pushes Santiago aside.
Burrows: “Look, just because Obama won the presidency, that doesn’t mean that slavery in a workplace is abolished quite yet, so sit your ass down.”
Santiago does as he is told. Burrows signs for the package.
Delivery man: “Here you go sir, and if you do not mind me asking, I am a huge fan of WU and I was wondering who the new GM is?”
Burrows laughs as he pats the young man on the back.
Burrows: “Just like everyone sir, you have to wait.”
Burrows dips into his wallet and gives the guy a tip.
Burrows: “Thanks, and keep watching.”
The delivery guys makes his way out of the room. Burrows takes the package over to his desk, and Santiago isn’t far behind him.
Santiago: “Who is it from Jay?”
Burrows: “I have no idea, there is not address on it.”
Burrows opens the package and when he gets through all of the foam, he looks down in shock.
Burrows: “What the fuck?”
He puts his hand down in it and pulls out a purple dildo.
Santiago: “That’s a dildo!”
Burrows looks over at Santiago.
Burrows: “Why doesn’t it surprise that you would be the first one to notice that?”
Burrows looks back in the box and sees a little piece of paper.
Burrows: “There’s a note.”
Burrows reaches down in the box and pulls out the note and starts to read it.
Burrows: “Dear Mr. Burrows, I hope that Santiago enjoys my little gift to him, and that he will not have to wait much longer for my identity to be revealed. Tell him that I have had my eye on him for quite some time and that I will let him use that little gift on me when we finally meet. Xoxoxo.”
Santiago looks at the dildo.
Santiago: “Does she mean what I think she means?”
Burrows hands Santiago the dildo and smiles.
Burrows: “Yes Santiago, I think they mean that you will finally get some.”
Santiago: “I have you know that I have laid lots of women in my day Jay.”
Burrows laughs.
Burrows: “Santiago, you haven’t seen pussy since you were born kid.”
Burrows walks toward the exit of his office
Burrows: “And Cybering with Cutie Pie doesn’t count
With that Santiago is dumbfounded as the scene fades into…
Last week flashing across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s Parental Advisory from highlights of DLS coming up from under the ring to cost Jinx the One Shot Championship inside the Hell in the Cell main event, to Barelai Von‘Vicious making his one night appearance as he filled in for his long time buddy Requiem, we also saw the crowning of a new number one Contender as Brandon Maddox defeated Doom to earn the right to face Requiem for the WU Championship at Thankful sins and in the same breath fired Doom from his Maddox inc. Contract. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows saying "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of WU’s brand new Co-Owner Eric Evans, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Hollywood sex tapes, A few scenes of a stripper on a stage at the world famous Scores strip club in NYC, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is shown
I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of mist and smoke takes over the entrance...
Yeah girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
I want to take my love and hate you till the end
its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit I cant take
its not like me to walk away
There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...
I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
yeahh!!!
There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..
I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again
its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit I cant take
just when I think I can walk away…
The shot switches to the skyline of Tokyo as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena
I'm so addicted…
...addicted to you
Eric: Welcome everyone to the sixth installment of Parental Advisory!
Alex: I’m your ring leader, Alex aka ‘Sexier then Lex Luthor’ Horn!
Eric: Tag Names now?
Alex: Damn right, think of it as my way to get us more pops
Eric: Or your way to pick up more Chinese hookers who don’t speak a lick of English
Alex: Dude your just made because your Eric ‘Fatter then Butter Bean’ Mark
Eric: I’m a bit surprised Lex
Alex: at what, that you haven’t seen your junk since you were five?
Eric: That Fat Fuck was the best you had.
Alex: Not at all, just the most civil and I really didn’t want to suffer through a Stalker Knight, Nigel match alone.
Eric: That Tag-team match should be great
Alex: Have you been hitting the Saki bar before the show E? Because watching the Schizophrenic personalities of Eric Draven is just torture
Eric: I can’t even disagree with that, which makes it that much more sadder
Alex: With that, lets start this unconventional round of torture, Sam…
Stalker Knight and Nigel Riechert vs. Spiral Dragons
Standard Tag-Team Match
Samantha: And now it’s time for tag team action!! First let me introduce to you making his debut here in WU…STALKER KNIGHT!!!
Alex Horn: ERIC DRAVEN!
The arena goes dark and suddenly there is a flash of red lightning, and red laser lights are flashing everywhere. Next there's a rolling maroon fog drifting through the arena Suddenly the same red lightning strikes the four ring posts and they are set aflame. Next we hear a very loud air horn blast as a big rig truck begins to roll into the arena, it to us spewing the acrid fog. Suddenly the roof opens and Stalker rises from inside it, he walks down onto the hood then walks right off into the ring.
Samantha: And his partner already in the ring…NIGEL RIECHERT
Alex Horn: Only Jobbers get no air entrances
Samantha: And their opponents…SPIRAL DRAGONS!
Alex Horn: Really do I need to sit through this? Both these teams did nothing all week, and I feel I should do nothing to help get this match over
Cypress comes running down from the back the way the rockers did, slides into the ring & climbs to the middle rope. Waiting for Drakoni who rather matter of factly walks Down to the ring she sits on the apron grabs the top rope and flips into the ring. At this time a set of explosions go off up the ramp.
Cypress and Stalker Knight start off, Knight gets the upper hand by manhandling Cyrpess with series of hard punches and some suplexes. The crowd start applauding Knight while Alex boo‘s him. After being suplexed several times, Cypress ducks a clothesline and tags in his partner Drakoni
Eric Mark: Tag made by Cypress
Drakoni gets in the face of Knight and starts badmouthing Knight. Drakoni goes for a big punch, but gets blocked by Knight, who start to produce several of his own. Knight goes for an Irish Whip, but gets reversed by Drakoni. Drakoni bends down for a back body drop, but Knight telegraphs that move and delivers a flying legdrop on the back of the head of Drakoni. Knight grabs Drakoni and starts pounding away on the back of Drakoni’s neck before dropping him with a vicious neck breaker. Knight gets on his feet and starts shouting at Drakoni while kicking her in the back of her neck.
Alex Horn: BORNING…BORNING…BORNING
Cyoress jumps on the top turnbuckle with one smooth move and performs a flying cross body block towards Knight, but gets caught and driven in the middle of the ring with a Spine Buster. Cypress rolls down in the ring in agony as Knight starts to focus back on Drakoni who has gotten slowly to her knees, Knight puts Drakoni in a chinlock and starts pulling on her head. Drakoni tries to get back on her feet and somehow manages to break the hold on her head by driving several elbows in the stomach area of Knight. Drakoni turns and is about to hit Knight, but gets blocked again and Knight hits a stiff kick in Draknoi’s midsection, followed up with a big time DDT in the middle of the ring. She goes for the cover, but Drakoni kicks out at 2. Knight gets on his feet and tags in his partner Nigel.
Eric Mark: Lets see what this guy can do!!
Alex Horn: I bet no more then what Eric Draven…I mean Stalker Knight can do
Nigel walks up to Drakoni with a smile on his face, knowing that his opponent is hurt and ready for the picking. He pulls Drakoni up to her feet by her hair and showboats a bit more before going for a supplex, but gets blocked by Drakoni and she reverses the move with one of her own. Nigel gets up a bit faster then Drakoni but gets a knee in the midsection by Drakoni who drops him Nigel with a stiff uppercut to the jaw. Drakoni is able to slowly move towards her partner Cypress, who has gotten back in his corner and standing on his feet. Cypress gets in the ring and starts whipping Nigel in the ropes and hits a standing dropkick, leveling Nigel.
Stalker Knight is starting to get angry, seeing his tag team partner getting his ass kicked by Spiral Dragons he dominated earlier on. He watches on as his partner gets beaten down by Cypress who performs a flying elbow from the second rope after being whipped into the ropes. Knight gets angry as he sees his partner getting double teamed where Drakoni kicks his partner straight in to his face. Drakoni celebrates in the ring with the fans, who are cheering her on. She turns around and drops a big legdrop across the back of the head of Nigel. Drakoni goes for the cover but Nigel kicks out at 2. Stalker Knight looks on at frustration as he sees Cypress getting tagged in and performs a legdrop from the top turnbuckle and goes for the cover, but again Nigel kicks out. Stalker Knight on the outside is pacing like a mad cat, looking on as Cypress whips Nigel in the ropes setting him up for a dropkick but misses. Both men are out on the mat as the referee starts to use the 10 count.
Eric Mark: Let’s not get a countout people!!!
Alex Horn: Please, Lets
Both men get to their feet at the same time as the referee has gotten to the count of seven, Cypress runs to the ropes and goes for a cross body block, but Nigel grabs him and drives him over the knee with a back breaker. Nigel dumps Cypress to the mat and slowly starts to walk towards Knight for the tag.
Just as Nigel is about to tag in Knight, Knight jumps off the apron and walks to the entrance way showing the finger towards his tag team partner. Nigel looks on in disbelief as behind his back Drakoni gets tagged in by Cypress, Nigel turns around and gets leveled him with a big clothesline. Drakoni grabs the head of Nigel Cypress comes in and hit’s the Angel’s Wings as Drakoni comes flying down with a Swanton!
One…
Two…
Three…
Samantha: Here are your winners…SPIRAL DRAGONS!
Alex Horn: THANK GOD the punishment is OVER!
The scene opens up backstage in the locker room area, more specifically, in the locker room of an unfamiliar man. He sits in a high-backed padded swivel chair behind a table. His back is to us as we walk into the room, but he slowly swivels, giving us a profile shot. The table is littered with papers and a black cowboy hat sits off to the right on the table. As he turns, we can see he's on his cell phone.
Man: Yeah, I made it....Naw, don't worry, I should be fine. At least for now. We'll see how things go and I'll let you know
....
Man: You know it. Shock and awe and all that fun sh*t
....
Man: Cool, cool. Say hi to my parents for me
....
Man: I know they won't care, but say it anyways
.....
Man: Oh, you're not in Fargo? Where are you?
.....
Man: Where?
....
Man: Whatever man. Anyways, I've got to go. They're here to invade my privacy already.
He hangs up the phone, turns the rest of the way around in his chair, and puts the phone on the table beside the cowboy hat. He gives us a smile as he does.
Man: Well, hello one and all. Come in, sit down. I'd offer you a drink, but I've only just gotten here myself. Had a bit of trouble with the security at the door. Apparently they didn't know I was set to arrive today. Kept trying to throw me out. But, nevertheless, I'm here, and I'm ready to do what I do best.
There's a slight pause.
Man: Oh, how could I be so rude? I haven't even introduced myself. For those of you who haven't clued in, and haven't figured it out yet, I'm C.J. Gates. I am the fastest cat to dance across the mat, the high-flying son-of-a-b*tch that you'll all learn to love. Two time UWO World Television champion. Former sole owner of the UWO. And now, I've come here, to Japan of all places, to hone my skills, and show this side of the world just what C.J. Gates has to offer. I mean, I've been here before, on world tours, but now, it will be for good. All I have to do, is rise above all the garbage going on, and I'll be back where I once stood. On the precipice of success. On the brink of being the next big thing to land above the fans with that gold title held high over my head.
There's another pause as Gates readjusts his position in the seat.
C.J. Gates: But for this past week, I watched the film that was sent to me, and I must say, it didn't really blow me away. I mean, granted, there are some talented guys in this place, set to explode on one another in this little war that’s going on. But when you really look at it, and when you analyze it and pick it apart....it's nothing special. You've got the monikers, you've got the face paint, you've got the fangs, you've got the graveyards. The tombstones, the masochistic nature, the horrible upbringing, the tears. You've got all those elements that are supposed to - as far as I can tell - portray the dark and demented lives of these people. And once you get by those long, boring, bed-time stories, you get to learn what they are all about. Nothing. They're all frauds. I mean, honestly. Do they think they're striking fear into anyone? Does anyone actually buy the sh*t that they're spouting out? Granted, it might be the big thing to do here, and it might actually work on some people, but with me....I've seen it all before. And not only have I seen it all before, but I've seen it done better before. Not that it matters, but I've had to work with, work against, and put up with the dark, sadistic, psychopathic antics of one man for...months before he was finally shipped out for good. His name won't be familiar here, unless you're all trying to emulate him. But enough about your downfalls. While I've got the time, I'll lay out my reason for being here. On top of becoming the next star to blow the roof off of Japan, I am also going to do my damndest to show each and every one of you just what you really are. I'm going to show you that you are the frauds I claim you to be. That you are all just getting by on luck and no skill. Are all of you ready? I don't care if there’s a war going on, either. Whether your part of the Sex and Assault or the Dark Karnage Plague or whatever you're calling yourselves...it doesn't matter. I'll teach all of you a lesson in the true art. The true form. The true way to act. Does it all sound like big talk? Good. I wouldn't have it any other way. After all, if there's one thing I do best, it's going big. After all, if you don't go big, you might as well go home. And I'm not ready to pay that much money to get back to Dakota. So, until then, I'll be doing what I do best. See you in the ring.
The scene fades out.
The winds of Tokyo are blowing around Twilight Rayn on this November night. He sits on a bench in the part of the city that makes everyone shake. He looks around at the homeless begging for some loose Yen. He sees everyone pass them by, not even acknowledging they exist.
Twilight Rayn: Last week, Jinx got a taste of true insanity, and I think he didn’t like it as much as he hoped he would. I can see his painted face, looking at me, almost as if he wanted me to show him some sympathy, but there is no sympathy in me. I only felt sympathy for Hallow Wicked, and you see where he is now, don’t you?
A homeless man comes up to Twilight Rayn and holds out his hand. Twilight Rayn gives him some loose change.
Twilight Rayn: Most of you might call that sympathy, but that is not sympathy. That is just doing the right thing, something that people seem to have forgotten how to do. Many of you might think that DLS felt sympathy for me last week and came down to help me, but that is not sympathy. That is just him wanting revenge against Jinx. I didn’t need his help last week to defeat Jinx. I need no one’s help to defeat anyone. I had Jinx right where I wanted him, so you could call DLS interference Jinx’s fate, I guess. Even if he would made the cover, he would have got a long two count at the most.
The same homeless man that Twilight gave the money comes walking down the street with a bite to eat. He holds it up to show Twilight what he did with his money, and in thanks to Twilight.
Twilight Rayn: You could call what is going on right now karma, I guess. I told the pathetic Hallow Wicked what comes around goes around, and Jinx is seeing that slowly. But in doing the right thing, there is no karma.
Rayn looks at his One Shot Championship lying next to him on the bench.
Twilight Rayn: Soon, very soon, this title will fade and a World Title will take its place. I have told all of you that I am rising star in this industry, and my time to prove it is drawing near. No matter who the champion is, whether it be Requiem or Maddox, they will find out just how painful being a champion can be.
A Japanese man wearing a trench coat comes up to Twilight and says something in Japanese. He then pulls his coat to the side and reveals a ton of needles, all holding heroin. Twilight looks up at him as if he is really angered by this man’s presence. The man sees the anger in Twilight Rayn’s eyes and walks away. Twilight watches him as he walks a little bit down the street, but stops as he sees that he has a buyer.
Twilight Rayn: Now this week, Maddox and myself must fight Requiem and Jinx, the people that call themselves the Plague. Now, it is time to find a cure for this Plague, and I am that cure.
Twilight picks up his title as he stands up. He looks at the junky who is still standing there, selling his venom to people.
Twilight Rayn: Now if you will excuse me, dinner awaits.
He walks off as the scene fades.
DLS vs. Cameron Drake
Standard Match
Samantha: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall
Killswitch Engage's "The End Of Heartache" blares over the pa sytem. Gold fireworks launch at the top of the ramp in front of the entrance way in the shape of an x. and more from the top making it look like its raining. Cameron comes walking out and stands in the middle of the sparks and poses (randy orton style). The crowd is mix, some Booing, while some cheer. He then gives his fans five as he walks down to the ring. he climbs the stairs and walks to the middle of the apron. then he grabs the top rope and launches himself up and over. then he goes to each turnbuckle climbs it and raises one fist facing the audience. when he gets to the last one he back flips off and removes his shirt.
Samantha: Please welcome back to WU…CAMERON DRAKE!
"Ready To Roll" By Jet Black Stare hits the arena and the lights start flashing blue and white as the main arena lights dim, then fireworks raise from teh side of the ramp and a few seconds later DLS and Crystal walk out and head to the ring.
Samantha: Also making his return to WU…GIVE IT UP FOR DLS!
Cameron starts talking trash, getting right in DLS’ face. DLS smiles for a moment and Cameron seems annoyed, talking even more trash before DLS slaps him so hard across the face that Cameron staggers backward a few steps trying to figure out what just happened.
Eric Mark: Good god, DLS may have just knocked Cameron’s fillings out!
Alex Horn: Welcome back Cameron
Cameron gets back in to DLS’ face again, adjusting his jaw with one hand while still talking trash. DLS slaps him again and it sets Cameron off who goes nuts, hammering away at DLS with several right hands and drive DLS back toward the ropes. Cameron grabs DLS by the arm, whipping him across the ring and leaping up, dropping DLS with a clothesline. He begins to get fired up as DLS quickly gets back to his feet and Cameron runs the ropes, leaving his feet again and put all his weight behind a second clothesline that knocks DLS down again. As DLS gets up a third time Cameron grabs him by the arm and whips him to the ropes, leaping up and nailing a massive but picture perfect dropkick to the jaw, dropping DLS down to the mat in obvious pain. Cameron begins to soak up the boos from the crowd, holding his hand to his ear to encourage them to boo him even more. He begins showing off to the crowd in every way that he can, getting them fired up against him as he pulls DLS up and drops him with a neck breaker, quickly hooking the leg for the pin.
Eric Mark: Cameron going for the pin early…
...ONE!
...T—
Alex Horn: DLS kicking out before Weener can even count to two. The Best thing Smoking is going for the pin way too early here; DLS is the future here, Cameron is the future of Jobbers, he has to realize this
Cameron tells Weener that should have been three and she holds up two fingers. The crowd respond by chanting “TTTTWWWWOOOOO” which gets Cameron fired up. He begins climbing to the top rope, signaling that he’s going to nail DLS with a huge move and leaps off, attempting a missile dropkick but DLS just casually walks away and Cameron hits the mat hard.
Alex Horn: Dick
Cameron struggles up as DLS seems to be casually waiting for him. DLS unloads with several shots to the head before Cameron attempts to cover up and DLS switches to shots to the midsection and ribs. With Cameron backed up in to the corner DLS whips him hard across the ring where he smashes in to the turnbuckles and bounces back off again, grabbing at his ribs in pain. DLS follows up, bouncing off the ropes beside Cameron and leveling him with a lariat that knocks him through a loop. He tries to get immediately back to his feet but DLS grabs him by the arm and whips him across the ring, dropping him with a drop Sault and standing up, taunting Cameron in the same way DLS did a few moments earlier to massive ovation from the fans. Cameron gets incensed, charging at DLS who easily sidesteps his charge and sends him crashing through the ropes and shoulder first in to the turnbuckle. Cameron pulls himself out of the ropes in agony, holding his shoulder in pain. DLS grabs his injured arm and wrenches it up behind his back, holding on to the arm before applying a modified front face lock and sweeping out his legs, dropping him in a modified DDT that gets a pop from the fans.
Eric Mark: That’s the Valor of DLS, and I think DLS is closing in on yet another win.
Alex Horn: Cameron seemed to let his temper get the best of him and you could just see it from the moment that he charged and missed the shoulder block that DLS was going to take control.
Eric Mark: Damn, you’re getting very analytical tonight when it comes to this match.
Alex Horn: Yeah well, one of us needs to pick up the slack around here.
DLS looks like he may be about to go for a cover but changes his mind, rolling back to his feet instead and grabs Cameron by the head, pulling him back to his feet. He lifts him up on to his shoulders, possibly looking for a DVD, but Cameron is able to counter out of the move and snaps off a kick to the head of DLS that staggers him back a few steps. Cameron runs the ropes, smashing in to DLS with a flying cross body block but DLS completely no-sells the move, leaping back to his feet before even Cameron has gotten up and leveling Cameron with a lariat as he attempts to get back up.
Alex Horn: HA!! Did you see that?! DLS just Reloaded!!
Eric Mark: I don’t think Cameron could believe that that didn’t work; he loves the cross body block! This match must really be shaking his confidence.
Alex Horn: How he has any confidence at all I don’t know…
Cameron gets back to his feet and charges at DLS again, attempting a lariat of his own but DLS just “Matrix’s” over backward and Cameron misses the shot entirely. He turns around in complete disbelief and DLS flips over in a handspring before catching Cameron with both legs and whipping him down with a Hurracarana. With him on the mat DLS grabs both arms and applies a standing reverse Indian death lock surfboard. Afterward DLS takes his free leg and places it behind the head of Cameron, releasing the surfboard and driving his head into the mat with his foot.
Eric Mark: CURB STOMP!!
Alex Horn: Somebody tell the EMT’s to get ready, I get the feeling this one is almost over.
As Cameron gets back to his DLS grabs him in what at first looks like an STO but he switches his position, flipping over and driving Cameron’s head in to the back of the match again with a DDT. Cameron looks done now as he reaches out to the ropes, desperately trying to pull himself back to his feet. The moment he does so and turns around DLS charges him, leaping up and grabbing him and dropping him with a Celtic Cross! Cameron’s body goes limp as DLS rolls over in to the cover.
Eric Mark: Darkfall!!
Alex Horn: Somebody stick a fork in Cameron, he’s done. Again!
...ONE!
......TWO!!
.........THREE!!!
The bell rings as "Ready To Roll" By Jet Black Stare rings out around the arena once again and DLS leaps back to his feet, as the fans pop for a big return victory!
Samantha: The winner of this match, DLS!
DLS raises his arm up again as he rolls from the ring and heads up the ramp as Cameron begins to come around in the ring, realizing what’s just happened and holding his head in both pain and frustration at another loss on his record. DLS reaches the top of the stage when he is dropped by a chair shot to the head. As Jinx is standing behind him, Jinx picks up DLS from the steel and drops him with the Last Laugh! Crystal tries to help her husband as she pushes Jinx away from DLS, Jinx smirks and grabs Crystal by her red hair, and drags her to DLS’ body, where he picks DLS head up and forces DLS to watch as Jinx licks the face of Crystal, before he pushes her to the ground and slams DLS head back to the steel.
Eric Mark: I can’t believe what Jinx has just done
Alex Horn: You sound surprised? It’s Jinx for crying out load
Jane’s Addiction’s Superhero hit’s the PA system as Jayson Burrows steps out on to the stage.
Eric Mark: What the hell is he doing out here?
Alex Horn: Damn it E, Shut the fuck up, I need this job to pay child support!
Jayson Burrows: We are moving into the next chapter of Wrestling Unplugged, I’ve been busy brining in fresh faces to fill that chapter. Last week I reached a deal with one of the hottest free agents on the RK network in CJ Gates! And tonight I’ve reached a deal with one of the hottest Diva’s that was ever apart of Barely Legal Wrestling…I believe these two pick ups can and will bring WU to the next level…Ladies and gents of Tokyo, I give you the newest pick up for Wrestling Unplugged!
Jayson Burrows points to the projection screen
Eric Mark: What the hell is he talking about?
Alex Horn: I have no idea, but where about to find out!
As the video ends, the following words flashes across the screen
"Coming soon, The Fatal Attraction, Alyssa Lee"
Eric Mark: NO WAY!!
Alex Horn: Oh my God I think I just had an accident in my pants E.
Eric Mark: I think every man in this arena did too!
Alex Horn: I cant believe it..
Eric Mark: Believe it cause the artist formally known as Jaden Lee is back bitches!!
Alex Horn: What about Jinx?
Eric Mark: You don’t think the Alyssa Twilight mentioned is her do you
Alex Horn: How many Alyssa’s do you know E, the name isn’t like a Jessica
The crowd continues to roar cheers after the sight of the video before the show fades to commercial.
Porter MaCleod (c) vs. Troy Gafgen
Prime Time Championship
Eric Mark: Now this is a match I still can’t believe is happening. We’re about to witness Porter MaCleod defend his Prime Time Championship
Alex Horn: I can’t wait to see this match. Porter never disappoints, unlike the other half of the WU Roster!
Samantha: The following contest is for the Prime Time Championship. On his way to the ring at this time, give it up for the Challenger…TROY GAFGEN!
Perfect Insanity hits and the arena goes pitch black. We then see smoke from the entrance ramp. Then red pyro explode and Troy Gafgen walks out from the curtain. He waves to the fans and slaps some of the fans hands as he walks down to the ring. He then goes into the ring and raises his arms which sets off more pyro as the crowd cheers him.
Samantha: And his opponent, he is the WU PRIME TIME CHAMPION…GIVE IT UP FOR PORTER MACLEOD!
“AH FUCK OFF” is heard as the fans recognize it to be the voice of Porter. The fans begin their long, droning chants of “Poorrrrrter, Poooorrrrrrrter” and the first notes of the song play.
“If your looking for trouble
Your in the right place
Don't look at me like that, or I'll head butt your face
I'm a mean motherfucker
I was born that way
and just because I wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay
Cause i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jimmy is my name
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
and causing pain is my game
Porter peeks out through the curtains and looks around. He then steps out from the curtains. He slowly walks to down the ramp, chomping his gum arrogantly and taunting the crowd.
“Now if your a womanv married or not
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your m
i'll take your legs and spread them wide
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside
i'm an evil Scotsman
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock
He points to his chest, saying he is the Real Deal and walks up the steps. At the top of the steps he stalls, placing his hands on his hips he looks around nodding his head. He throws his hands up quickly and shakes his head wildly then quickly jumps over the top rope while holding onto it.
Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock
i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock
He motions for the camera to come closer and spits his gum on the lens. He laughs and then goes to the corner of the ring. He lies across the top turnbuckle and puts his hands behind his head, waiting for his opponent.
i don't care where you come from
if your big or your small
i've fought the best
and i beat them all
If your English or Irish
you wont have to die
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye
i'm an evil Scotsman
and Jock is my name
if you don't like the rules don't play the fuckin' game
yes, i'm an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" cock.
As soon as Troy turns around, Porter places floor shim with a lariat. He then picks him up and places Troy on the turnbuckle before he executes a front-layout Superplex. Weener quickly calls for the bell. Porter executes a headlock takedown just before Troy flips back to his feet. Gafgen kicks Porter in the stomach but Porter bounces back and executes a jumping sidekick on Gafgen. Troy pops back to his feet and jabs Porter before Porter slaps his arms around Troy and nails him with a belly-to-back supplex. Porter MaCleod then rolls onto Troy Gafgen, connecting with a knee straight across the throat, following up by heading to the top rope where he hits Troy with an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle.
Eric Mark: And Troy Gafgen takes an elbow drop from Porter MaCleod
Porter Macleod gets up and pulls Troy to his feet along with him before taking him back down with a drag screw. Porter then covers Troy, hooking the leg as Weener counts.
ONE…
Troy kicks out. Porter stares out into the crowd with the same angry looks he’s had nearly all week plastered to his face. Porter then gets his mind back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Troy. After coming back to his feet, Troy goes for a swinging neck breaker but Porter dodges the attack, only to walk into a drag sleep from Troy Gafgen. Weener looks on intently as Troy tightens the hold. Porter tries to escape but Troy tightens the hold even more, giving himself his first advantage in the match tonight. But finally, Porter drops to the mat, flipping Troy over his head to escape. Troy grabs Porter by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. MaCleod howls in pain and chops Troy across the chest before executing a swinging bulldog onto Troy, driving face into the mat. Porter tries for a full nelson face buster but Troy avoids it. He pivots around Porter and clotheslines him hard, sending them both over the top rope. Porter and Troy go to the floor Weener starts the count
1…
2…
Porter MaCleod knife hand chops Troy Gafgen
3…
Porter short lariats Troy, knocking him into the announce table but enabling Troy to stay on his feet.
4…
5…
Troy Gafgen slaps Porter MaCleod hard across the face.
6…
7…
Porter grabs Gafgen by the head and bounces his face off the steel steps. Porter then punches Troy in the head and throws him back into the ring, prompting Weener to end his count. Back in the ring, Troy Gafgen gets taken down with a corkscrew arm drag. Troy manages to get up again and surprise Peter with a vicious spear to the mat as Porter cheers him on outside of the ring. A dazed Porter shakes the cobwebs from his brain as both men stumble back to their feet. Porter hits a spinning leg lariat on Troy Gafgen, sending him to the mat once again. Peter once again covers Troy, hooking his leg.
ONE…
TWO…
Troy Gafgen flips over Porter, reversing the pin attempt!
ONE…
TWO…
THR…No! Porter kicks out!
Alex Horn: OOOHHH!! So close!!!
Climbing back to his feet, Porter hits Troy with the back of his elbow before giving him a reverse neck breaker. With Troy down, Porter unleashes a serious of random stomps to his body, yelling at him in frustration as he does so. He then leans over and grabs Troy around the throat with a vice-like grip, pulling his face to his as he chokes him with no remorse. Weener orders Porter to release him and he does so reluctantly before standing back up. Porter paces the ring as he watches Troy get to his knees before using the ropes to pull himself all the way back to his feet. Porter then nails Troy with a springboard dropkick as the fans eat up the brutality in the ring. Porter MaCleod measures Troy up and drops a closed fist directly to his face before flooring him with an inverted DDT. Troy is then pulled back to his feet only to get an elbow to his midsection from Eorter. MaCleod then locks on a front face lock. He looks out of the ring at Twilight who has snuck his way to ring side, daring him to interfere. Porter then looks out into the crowd, filled with more aggression than WU has ever seen. Finally, he looks to be heading for the ropes, trying for a springboard DDT but Troy manages to hold fast. Porter tries again but Troy still remains rooting to the canvas. Finally, Porter attempts to break him by dropping an elbow onto his back, but Troy returns the favor in a much more painful way with a low blow to Porter that goes undetected by the referee!
Eric Mark: And Troy Gafgen turns the tables with a desperate low blow! The ref didn’t see it!
The Prime Time Champion stands frozen in pain before Troy dropkicks Porter to the mat. Troy is laying the boots to Porter. He nails him with a stiff kick to the side before leaping onto him with a guillotine choke. Porter attempts to battle back but Troy, harboring newfound energy, swats the lame attempts away as he grabs a fist full of Porter’s hair and yanks him to his feet. He then throws the champion into the corner super kicks him nearly out of his wrestling boots with the move sounding throughout the arena loudly. Troy then hauls Porter back to his feet and nails him squarely in the nose with a closed fist, splattering blood from Porter’s face. As he brings his hands up to clutch his nose blood seeps between his fingers as it flows freely from his body. Troy grabs Porter in a front face lock, slowly pulling him back to his feet and playing to the crowd, signaling for the ending and running one hand across his waist as though he’s signaling a belt will be there.
Eric Mark: Mental Breakdown... COUNTERED!!! Porter just pushed Troy off, and I think he smashed heads with Weener!!
Alex Horn: The back of Troy’s head hit him straight on the forehead. He is out cold!
Troy grabs at the back of his head as he turns to look at Weener out cold behind him. He gets back to his feet, turning around but Porter has recovered enough and is waiting for him...
Eric Mark: PAY THE PIPER!!! He just SNAPPED that off, Troy Gafgen must be seeing stars!
Alex Horn: He’s probably seeing little Porter MaCleod’s midgets dancing around his head.
Porter takes a look at the fallen Troy Gafgen and at the referee lying motionlessly behind him and a grin slowly crosses his face as he rolls from the ring and begins digging under the ring, pulling out a steel chair. The fans cheer as he looks at it for a moment before sliding it in to the ring and immediately begins looking under the ring again, quickly pullout out a second folding chair that again the fans pop for. He slides that one in to the ring as well before walking across a taking the microphone from Samantha, pausing as he turns around only to move her aside and pick up the chair that she was sitting on. The fans pop a third time as he rolls back in to the ring just as Troy Gafgen seems to be coming around. Porter drops the microphone in the ring and begins setting up the first chair, grabbing Troy as he finally gets back to his feet and whipping him to the ropes, catching him with a drop toehold as he bounces back off the ropes and driving him face first in to the chair. To his surprise however the fans not only don’t boo but they actually pop a fourth time.
Eric Mark: Wait... did they just cheer him?
Troy Gafgen struggles to get back to his feet as a small trail of blood trickles down his head. Porter picks up a second chair and waits for Troy to turn around before swinging it down across his head, denting the chair in a big way. Troy actually continues to stand there for a moment with his eyes totally glazed over before falling down flat on his face to a huge pop from the crowd. Porter ignores them yet again, pulling the first chair he set up toward the corner and setting up the second chair alongside it before grabbing Troy by the arm and dragging him across the ring, placing his head and upper body across the two chairs before grabbing the microphone and looking up at the stage.
Porter MaCleod: Rayn…yes you boyo!! You watching this? You see what I can do? I hope your happy Boyo, because you’ve actually gotten my complete and undivided attention. And call this a challenge for the PPV, Porter MaCleod vs. Twilight Rayn!
Porter walks across to where he slid the second chair in to the ring and picks it up, pacing back and forth for a moment before looking back at Twilight who still hasn’t budge from his spot
Porter MaCleod: I want a damn challenge and seem’s I have to make my own matches to get one. But you see Lad, I don’t want a wrestling match with you Twilight, I want to do to you what they’re afraid will happen when I‘m given a challenge. I want to break you, I want to hurt you, but I’m not going to kill you. No, death is too simple for you. I want you alive Twilight because when I’m done with you at Thankful Sin’s you’ll simply WISH that you’d died and that? That will be far more fitting a punishment.
Porter walks over to Troy who’s still lying unconsciously on the chairs. Porter tosses the microphone aside and climbs the ropes, holding the chair up in to the air for a moment before leaping off and executing a Leg Drop before crashing down with the chair underneath him, smashing it in to the back of Troy’s head and driving him through the other two chairs as well.
Eric Mark: OH. MY. GOD! LEG DROP THROUGH THE CHAIRS!!!
Alex Horn: ...that was pretty sick!
Eric Mark: Porter MaCleod putting his own body on the line to destroy Troy who in his eye‘s was nothing but a filler. He tosses the chairs aside and pulls Weener over.
...ONE!
......TWO!!
.........THREE!!!
The fans pop again as Evil Scotsman blasts across the PA system and Porter rolls off the carcass of Troy Gafgen and picks up the microphone again, screaming over the music at Twilight who has already begun to walk up the ramp.
Porter MaCleod: You and me Twilight. November 23rd at Thankful Sin‘s! No rules, no referee and no accountability. One of us walks away, the other doesn’t.
He throws the microphone aside as second time as Evil Scotsman blasts across the PA system a second time. Porter rolls from the ring and grabs the Prime Time Championship, walking off as several fans reach across to pat him on the back but he ignores them all, not even celebrating with the championship.
Eric Mark: Wow, I don’t even know what to say to that. Porter is still Prime Time Champion and has booked a great match up for Thankful Sins
The camera fades in on a very stressed out Jayson Burrows. He has his head in his hands as he is looking over the ratings of last week. His door is opened and you see Johnny Hall walk into his office and take a seat in front of the desk. He puts his foot up on the desk and is lounging.
Burrows: Can I help you with something?
Hall: No, not at all, just taking a front row seat for the Main Event.
Burrows looks around.
Burrows: What Main Event? The match is out there.
Hall laughs.
Hall: But there is another show in here. It is a prequel called ‘The Collapse II: The Jayson Burrows Story.’ Has quite a ring to it don’t you think?
Burrows: What the hell are you talking about?
Hall: Oh don’t play stupid with me. Just go ahead and face it that this company is just another skid mark. It will never live up to my company, BLWA. Stop denying it and just face the fact that this place is going under.
Burrows looks confused.
Burrows: I was just going over the ratings last week and they were amazing, so I think you are mistaken.
Hall laughs again.
Hall: Oh I do not think that I am mistaken. Just look at the past. You took BLWA over, and it failed. You took GCW, it failed, and now you are opening your own and you know that you will just fail again. I gave BLWA to you and expected you to pick up where I left off, and you failed MISERABLY. BLWA was the greatest promotion, and you killed our reputation by buying it and turning it into another Burrows failure.
Burrows: I think you were more responsible for the fall of Barely Legal Wrestling way before I cam along.
Hall: Oh please. Stop trying to hide the fact that you took that great promotion that gave birth to people Requiem, Eric Evans, Porter McCleod, Hallow Wicked, and completely killed it. I had it at the top, and then you came and took right to the bottom, a place where you will forever be.
Burrows: Wait, we are out rating BLW.
Hall: Please, spare me. You have yet to out rank it, or GCW. Now you have a bunch of BLW rejects walking around like they own the place. For instance, Maddox. Where in the Hell did you find this waste of talent?
Burrows: How can you call him a waste? He is the new number one contender.
Hall: I do not care what title it is you give, whether it be number one contender or world champ, he is still a nothing. A nobody. The only guys on this roster that are keeping it open are the one’s I created. The rest of them are just trash to be it simply.
Burrows shakes his head in disgust.
Hall: Face it Burrows, you are a failure. Always have been, always will be. You are a disgrace to this industry and to this sport.
Burrows: I think I have heard enough from you. Get the fuck out of my office!
Hall smiles at him.
Hall: And what are you going to do if I don’t, make me? Hell, your just about as useless as the rest of these loser on your roster. The only thing that will happen is you come over here to me, try to fight me, key word, TRY, and I will beat like you two cent hooker in Vegas.
Burrows stands up.
Burrows: Get the hell out of here John before I have you taken out.
He picks up the phone and starts to call security. Hall stands up.
Hall: Fine, I will leave, but think about what it is I said to you.
Hall walks out of the room as Burrows puts the phone back on the receiver.
Burrows: I think are main event just became a tag-team hell in the cell match.
Requiem and Jinx (Plague of Karnage) vs. Brandon Maddox and Twilight Rayn (Sex and Violence)
One Shot Championship
Tag-Team Hell in The Cell
Samantha: It is time for are main event of the night! And it is for the One Shot Championship! If anyone on the team of Plague of Karnage pins Twilight they shall be crown One Shot Champion, but if Maddox or Twilight Picks up the cover then this match counts as a defense for Twilight Rayn! So now that we got the layout out of the way, lets introduce the challengers first….GIVE IT UP FOR JINX!
The Words 'Deadly Jokes are Funny' flashes across the screen, followed by quick flashes of Jinx's face, it begins to speed up every time, then finally is explodes spilling blood all over the screen, followed by a ton of clips of Jinx in action as will as some very disturbing shots of him being himself.
"I wear this crown of thorns
upon my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here"
The Lights begin to fade As the dim lighting remains three spotlights slam down over the entrance ramp almost in unison.
"what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt"
Jinx is now standing on top of the ramp, with a mic in his hand
Jinx: Cut the music, shit is very depressing even for my standards. Gotta look into changing that shit. Another issue for another night. Tonight I am giddy with joy, and not because I got to slip Dear Crystal a little tong, but because I have done the unthinkable!
I’VE FREED REQUIEM!
The Crowed gives off a Hugh pop for the mention of the WU Champion
Jinx: OoOoOo I just got a shiver of joy right there…I even think…
Looks down his trousers
Jinx: Yes sir, I’ve gotten a hard on with that pop! Think it’s about time I return the favor!
Jinx throws his arms in the air, and looks as if he is having a orgasm as the projection screen comes alive!
Eric Mark: Could it be true?
Alex Horn: Well I’ll be a pet monkey’s ass, Look who is standing in the ring!
Eric Mark: IT’S REQUIEM….REQIUEM IS FREE!!!
Samantha: Give it up for REQUIEM!
The Crowed jumps to there feet, as Requiem looks to shake Jinx’s hand, but Jinx gives the SOB a hug
Samantha: Introducing next, he is the current number one contender…BRANDON MADDOX!
"Backstabbers" hits over the speakers of the arena. The lights dim down. A green spot light is shined at the top of the ramp. Brandon Maddox walks out from behind the curtains with Darly Oates behind him.. He stands in the spotlight. He checks over the crowd. He holds his arms out, and looks up at the roof. Gold pyro shoots out behind him in a dollar sign. Brandon Maddox and Darly Oates walk down the ramp. Brandon Maddox slides into the ring, and walks over to a turnbuckle. Oates walks up the steel steps, and makes his way into the ring. Brandon Maddox looks over the crowd. He gets down and he walks into the middle of the ring. He does the same pose again with Oates standing next to him. "Bankin" comes down from the roof light up. The pyro burns while it is lowered from the roof. When Brandon Maddox looks back to the crowd, it cuts off. The lights come back on, and the prop is pulled back up.
Samantha: And last but not least, give it up for TWILIGHT RAYN!
Rob Zombie's Dracula begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. Once the intro is over a light shines up from the stage. A column of vapor begins to rise up. Twilight rises from the stage. His eyes remain closed as a pillar of vapor rises up around his body. After several moments pass he opens his eyes and walks down the ramp. He ignores the fan's reaction to him whether good or bad and slides into the ring
Brandon Maddox jumps the gun and gives Jinx a few strong right hands as Jinx tries to cover up. Rayn than goes after Requiem with head butt as Requiem falls into the corner. The Referee than motions to bring down the cell as the cage descends from the ceiling. Brandon than whips Jinx into the opposite corner than leaps into the air with a huge splash in the corner than a bulldog. Rayn than grabs Requiem by his shirt and pulls him to the ground and starts to punch him in the face. Brandon than grabs Jinx with a chinlock and executes a neck breaker. Twilight Rayn than starts to pick Requiem up and throws him over the ropes and crashes to the floor. Twilight than shouts something to the crowd about spitting the Nut case in half as he slides out of the ring. Brandon Maddox goes to pick up Jinx and than Jinx hits a European uppercut as Brandon flies into the corner. Rayn sees that the cell is still descending so he shoves half of Requiem’s body out from where the cell would land. The crowd is starting to get scared at the tons of steel are about to crush Requiem. Jinx out of no where hits Rayn with a big boot and quickly pulls Requiem out away from the descending steel. As the crowd starts to calm down with relief
Eric Mark: Oh my god Twilight Rayn just tried to cut the WU Champion in half!! I knew that he had a hated for the Plague but by god that would have been the end of Requiem in the WU right there. They are out for blood.
Alex Horn: This is far from over E!
Jinx is in hot pursuit of Twilight as he fell from the boot to the face as he grabs Rayn and throws him into the cell as he bounces off the steel and down to his knees. Requiem is starting to shake the cobwebs out as he stands up. Inside the ring Brandon hits the far rope and gets a head start as he dives over the top rope onto Requiem to the approval of the crowd. Jinx than picks Rayn back up as Rayn tried to hit a few punches but to no avail as Jinx head butts him and than lifts him up onto his shoulder and drives him head first into the cage again as we watch Rayn bounce off the steel and than is leaning on the ring apron. Requiem than as Brandon Maddox tries to lift him drives his shoulder into Brandon Maddox gut and drives him into the steel. Requiem looks at Jinx and screams NOW!!! As they both go under the ring. Requiem pulls out a pair of bolt cutters and starts to break the chain off the cell door. Jinx to the amazement of the crowd pulls out a TABLE!! The crowd starts chanting WU!!! Requiem grabs the chain and lays it on the bar between the top turnbuckle and the ring post. When Requiem turns around he gets a huge right hand by Brandon Maddox and than a Dropkick bouncing Requiem into the cage. Jinx takes the table over to where the door is and is about to throw it into the ring but Rayn gets a running start from the other corner and jumps the ring steps and flies high in the air with a huge flying forearm crashing into Jinx and the table falls onto the cell door which is unlocked but not unlatched. Brandon from the other corner tosses Requiem into the ring and yells to the crowd as he mounts the turnbuckle waiting for Requiem to get up. Requiem starts emerging to his feet as Brandon jumps. Requiem hits the floor and in mid air Brandon grabs the top of the cell and is hanging there above Requiem. The Champ thinking Brandon missed gets up and Brandon releases and lands a huge Inverted DDT as he falls as the crowd goes crazy!!
Eric Mark: OH MY GOD!!! That was breaking the laws of physics right there what a amazingly athletic move by Brandon Maddox. Requiem never saw it coming and to tell you the truth Lex I didn't either!!!
Alex Horn: No one was expecting it and Brandon just blew the roof off the place!!!
Twilight Rayn than picks Jinx up and starts yelling some words to him as he whips him into the steel and as he whips him he runs behind him and just before he hits the steel Twilight drops kicks him for more momentum as Jinx crashes head first into the steel. Brandon than lifts Requiem up and Requiem than pokes Brandon in the eyes and than throws him into the corner and starts landing so chops. He than pulls him from the turnbuckle to the center of the ring and lands a Backbreaker and goes for the quick cover while Rayn isn't watching. Brandon quickly kicks out a two as Requiem applies a chinlock trying to take the air out of Requiem. Twilight than grabs Jinx and sits him on the ring steps with him head kind of leaning to the left. Rayn than lands a few right hands than walks over to the other corner and gets a running start. He than leaps to the ring apron at Jinx and leaps into the air and executes a Shattered Spine off the ring steps as Jinx snaps forward than recoils into the ring post. Twilight Rayn throws Jinx off the steps and stands on the top step and laughs watching the blood poor out of the back of his head. Requiem than from the chinlock starts unloading huge right hands and than lets go and Brandon rolls over. Requiem jumps up and sees Twilight on the top step looking at Jinx. He grabs the chain hanging from the turnbuckle connector and wraps it around Rayn’s neck and starts choking him. Jinx starts to get up and looks at Requiem who is yelling something at Jinx as he laughs with a evil smirk. Jinx than walks up to the side of the steps and looks at the crowd and than big boots the steel steps and watches Twilight Rayn drop with his feet hanging in midair as the crowd screams.
Eric: Oh no stop this Twilight is hanging from the ring post, by god The Plague just Lynched Twilight!!
Alex: The Referee needs to stop him he could kill Twilight right here!!
Brandon quickly jumps up and runs at Requiem and clubs him in the back of the head as we watch Twilight fall to the ground to the relief of the crowd. Jinx than picks Rayn up and places him leaning on the table of the cell door. Jinx looks so pissed he runs at the table and drives his body threw the table and the crowd yells as they go flying threw the latched door and to the floor to the outside. The crowd starts to chant WU again. Brandon than gives Requiem a turnbuckle smash and than walks outside the ropes grabbing Requiem head as he mounts the turnbuckle but Requiem than hits a right hand than jumps into the air and lands a DDT out of no where as Brandon’s neck lands on the turnbuckle connector to the ring post and than crashes to the floor as the crowd is in shock as Requiem is down on his knees on the ring apron. Brandon is screaming in pain holding his neck. Meanwhile Jinx gets up and grabs Twilight and throws him from the outside of the cell to the announce table as Twilight head bounce off the wood and goes crashing into Eric and Lex's laps. They get up and let go of their headphones and walk away from the table as Jinx walks over and jumps onto the table. He than lifts Twilight up onto his shoulders and gets ready to do the Last Laugh but as he releases Twilight lands on his feet and lands the True Blood dropping Jinx onto his head threw the table as the both lay there in pain.
Inside the cell is Requiem as he slides out and grabs Brandon by the head and than drives it into the cell. Requiem than throws Brandon into the ring and applies a full nelson on Brandon as he screams at Maddox getting pumped up. He than lifts Brandon up and whips him into the ropes…
Eric: Put your headphones back on Lex.
Alex Horn: EULOGY!!!! Brandon is down, Twilight is down, Jinx is down!!!!
Weener goes for the cover.
ONE..
TWO…
BRANDON FLIES UP WITH A SHOULDER TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!
Requiem is completely in shock as the crowd explodes again as Requiem gets up and yells at the Referee. Weener is yelling back and making hand gestures saying that is was a two count. Requiem is furious and than shoves Weener out of the way and picks up Brandon and looks for another Eulogy, as he whips Brandon, Maddox reverse the whip and sends Requiem towards the corner but than Requiem counters with his own Irish Whip as he runs as Brandon as Maddox’s momentum has him running at the turnbuckle. Brandon with one leap hits the top turnbuckle than leaps forward and latches onto the top corner of the cell. He than quickly pushes off with his legs and hits a huge Moonsault from the corner of the cell over the top turnbuckle crashing down onto Requiem. Maddox hooks both legs in his momentum
Eric Mark: Good god what a Moonsualt!!
Alex Horn: BALLIN!
Weener than drops to make the cover…
ONE.
TWO..
THREE!!!!
Brandon rolls over to his belly after the cover as Weener raises his hand in victory. Brandon starts to get up as Twilight slowly enters the ring along side Brandon as they stand tall over the Plague of Karnage
Samantha: Here is your winner and STILL ONE SHOT CHAMPION…TWILIGHT RAYN and BRANDON MADDOX!
Eric: That was by far one of the most incredible matches I have seen on Parental Advisory. Sex and Violence just took a big ego bust into next week and maybe into Thankful Sins
Alex Horn: We are out of time folks, see you next week!
