The scene fades in on Jayson Burrows, who is standing in the hallway. He is talking to a blond bomb shell.
Burrows: So what are you doing after the show tonight?
Girl: well, I thought about going to hotel with you and we could….
Hall steps in, looking right into the eyes of Burrows. Burrows looks at the blond.
Burrows: Get back to me after the show and we will definitely do that. Right now, I have to see what this dick with ears wants. Oh, and remember, next week is your big week. I suggest you start getting ready to take over.
The girl leaves as they both watch her walk away.
Burrows: I hate to see her leave, but god damn do I like watching her go!
Hall: Yeah, yeah, that’s great. Look, I need to talk to you about the new GM.
Burrows looks back at Hall.
Burrows: What about the new GM?
Hall: Do we have to talk out here? Can we go in your office?
Burrows: Sure.
Burrows turns around and is opens the door. He is then faced with Santiago, doing the Carlton dance to ‘It’s Raining Men’ and using a hair brush for his microphone. Hall and Burrows look on at it.
Hall: It is disgusting and repulsing, but I can’t look away.
Santiago turns around and sees them standing there, with their mouths open, appalled by what they have seen. He turns off the music.
Santiago: What do you think of this suit for the new GM?
Hall: What the fuck is wrong with you kid? Don’t you know that the new GM is a….
Burrows: FREAK! Yes, they are a freak in bed!
Burrows looks over at Hall and gives him a serious look.
Hall: Yeah, they are. I have heard some crazy shit on that psycho.
Santiago: So this is ok?
Burrows: I think they’ll like it. What about you Hall?
Hall looks over at Burrows.
Hall: Yeah, you are definitely going to get your dick sucked.
Santiago: Great, because I have it all planned. First, it is going to be a candle lit dinner, then some talk, then some action. I even got the supplies.
He pulls up a bag full of sex supplies. In it is condoms, lube, and hand cuffs. Hall and Burrows both laugh. Burrows picks up the lube.
Burrows: I think you’ll need this the most of it all.
Santiago: A pure one is she?
Hall: Tighter than an asshole.
Santiago: Guys, I have to be honest, I think she is my soul mate, I haven’t felt this way since..since…Cutie Pie
Hall Burrows die laughing at the little bastard. Hall, laughing his ass off still, looks at Burrows
Hall: Lets get the fuck out of here!
Burrows: O.k. Santiago, good luck. Only a week away.
They leave the office and it is on Santiago, who is smiling from dumbo ear to dumbo ear. He turns the music back on, and starts to dance again as the scene fades into…
Last week flashing across the screen and it shows highlights of last week’s Parental Advisory from highlights of DLS defeating Cameron Drake, and the attack that followed with Jinx licking Crystal as DLS watched in horror, to Twilight Rayn adding another defense to his road to the One Shot cash in, Porter MaCleod made short work of Troy Gafgen and in the same time challenged Twilight Rayn to a bout at Thankful Sins. CJ Gates had a few words for the roster of WU making sure everyone understood just what CJ was about and the main event saw Sex and Violence grabbing hold of the momentum heading into the showdown next Sunday as Maddox and company pick up a BIG victory over the returning Requiem and Jinx, a lose that has sent Requiem sliding down a even slippery slop. As the highlights speed up an explosion is shown on the screen and a big flashing PARENTAL follow by ADVISORY is seen on the screen. The shot then changes to a speeding collage of all of last weeks show highlights and it ends with an echo of Burrows saying "Parental Advisory is ADVISED!!!' A slow fade shot of Jayson Burrow is shown and an image of WU’s Co-Owner Eric Evans, and it quickly fades into clips of different arousing events. Clips of Japan sex tapes, A few scenes of a strippers in geisha houses, and a few assorted buildings being blown up. The highlights continue to quicken in pace until finally they are too fast to even recognize then they stop as the word 'XRATED' is shown on the screen for a few seconds, before it explodes and as the mushroom cloud fades into a Parental Advisory Warning is advised
I'm so addicted to
all the things you do
when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breath you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
The shot shows two stripper cages being lowered on to each side of the entrance gate as a thick cloud of mist and smoke takes over the entrance...
Yeah girl lets take it slow
so as for you well you know where to go
I want to take my love and hate you till the end
Its not like you to turn away
from all the bullshit I cant take
its not like me to walk away
There are Red, Green, Blue, and Gold lights spinning from under the cage follow by a laser impression of two sexy out lines of some fine curves...
I'm so addicted too all the things
you do when you're going down on me
in between the sheets
all the sounds you make
with every breathe you take
its not like anything
when you're loving me
yeahh!!!
There is a small explosion and the laser outlines are filled in with some of Boston's best strippers! And they are dancing there ass off inside the cages..
I know it was getting rough
all the times we spend
when we try to make
this love something better than
just making love again
its not like you to turn away
all the bullshit I cant take
just when I think I can walk away…
The shot switches to the skyline of Tokyo as multi colored pyro along the stage, runway and the ring all erupts at the same time and balloons and confetti is released into the already roaring crowd. The Parental Advisory logo is shown on the projection screen and the what we are calling Advisory girl's hit's the stage just as the cage dancers begin to shed there cloths, as do the stage dancers working the WU stage poles. The camera pans the crowd and it shows assorted signs the fans brought with them before finally settling in on Eric and Alex staring into the camera, ready to call another weeks ring action. Behind the logo we see the jam packed arena
I'm so addicted…
...addicted to you
Alex Horn: Did you see Santiago E, Hahanah Classic!
Eric Mark: I found it very disturbing to say the least.
Alex: Disturbing? That’s good TV right there E
Eric: It’s raining men is a catchy tune
Alex: You would find that a good tune, fruitcake
Eric: With the first insult of the night we kick it to Samantha for are opening bout of the night
Standard Match
Laura Seton vs. Stalker Knight
Samantha: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Stalker Knight!!!
Alex Horn: Would someone please Fire this dick already!
Eric Mark: I believe he’s on the road to the top here
Alex Horn: What the hell are you smoking E?
Eric Mark: Nothing
Alex Horn: Who the hell gave you that water? Because you have to be hallucinating if you believe Stalker Knight is a star here. The guy is on every blacklist there is, no federation wants the fucker. I’m not even sure why the hell Burrows still has him around!
Eric Mark: Everyone gets a shot…isn’t that are motto?
Alex Horn: Everyone but the many faces of Eric Draven
The arena goes dark and suddenly there is a flash of red lightning, and red laser lights are flashing everywhere. Next there's a rolling maroon fog drifting through the arena Suddenly the same red lightning strikes the four ring posts and they are set aflame. Next we hear a very loud air horn blast as a big rig truck begins to roll into the arena, it to us spewing the acrid fog. Suddenly the roof opens and Stalker rises from inside it, he walks down onto the hood then walks right off into the ring.
Alex Horn: BOOO! SOME ONE SEND THIS FUCK NUT INTO THE NUT HOUSE! Dude has 25 different personalities!
Samantha: And his opponent, making her return to WU…GIVE IT UP FOR LAURA SETON!
The opening strain of "Wild Thing" plays and as the song actually starts up, Laura comes out from behind the curtains in a navy blue tracksuit. Holding a cocky smirk, she slowly walks halfway down the ramp before going into a slight crouch. After holding for a second, she explodes upwards, holding her arms out to her sides, head facing straight up. Blasts of red, then white, then blue, then a mix of all three go off as Laura nods in time with each blast. She continues her way to the ring, diving under the bottom rope upon reaching it and jogs over to the, from the TV point of view, far right-hand corner.
"WILD THING!"
She jumps on the middle turnbuckle, holding her arms in an "L" shape taking in the crowd's reaction before hopping down and jogging to the diagonal corner.
"You make my heart sing!"
She jumps on the middle turnbuckle and goes with the "L" sign again, taking in more of the crowd reaction before hopping off and heading for her corner, ripping off the tracksuit in the process revealing her wrestling attire.
"You make everything...groovy!"
She slips a hair tie off her right wrist and ties her hair into a small ponytail then takes out her slim headband and slips that on as well. She slowly paces as the song fades out.
Laura paces one half of the ring as she watches Stalker step down from the ropes. The Tokyo Fans roar with anticipation of a great match up. And soon, Weener calls for the bell, beginning the match. Immediately, both stars began to circle, sizing one another up before clashing in the center of the ring in a tie up. It is Laura who gains the early advantage by tossing Knight into a side headlock, but Knight quickly shoves him forward into the ropes. Knight goes for a dropkick but Laura holds on to the ropes, causing Knight to hit nothing but air. Laura immediately capitalizes on this situation, running to Knight’s side of the ring and bouncing off the ropes to land on Stalker Knight with a guillotine keg drop. Laura remains on top of Stalker Knight for the count.
ONE…
TWO…
Knight kicks out!
Eric Mark: And Laura with the first pin attempt after a leg drop to Stalker Knight.
Alex Horn: Dude, I hope she rips the head case’s nuts off and hands feeds it to him
Laura leaps back to her feet and grabs hold of Knight, placing him in a front face lock, dragging Knight over to the corner in the process. Still holding onto Knight, Laura suddenly executes a jumping DDT, smashing Knight’s head into the mat, knowing that he is just returning from a head injury. The fans yell at the sound of Knight’s head connecting with the canvas loudly. Laura wastes no time, immediately stomping away at the fallen Stalker Knight. But Knight manages to roll out of the way and out of the ring for a moment’s rest. And it is only a moment indeed as Laura stalks across the ring and bounces off the ropes and connects with the Finish Line. Laura allows her foot to connect with every part of Stalker Knight it can reach before she pulls him to his feet and launches him into the steel staircase. Knight’s back smacks into the metal and he goes down immediately afterwards. As Weener beings his count in the ring, Laura kicks Knight once more for good measure before picking him up and tossing him back into the ring. Laura follows him inside, looking down at Knight who crawls around the ring on his hands and knees. Laura grabs Knight by his hair and yanks his head back, violently, and Knight tries to use this momentum to smash the back of his head straight into Laura’s nose, But Laura stays one step ahead as she drives Knight face first into the matt!
Eric Mark: Laura is in complete control
Alex Horn: Laura is giving me a hard on with this as kicking to Stalker Knight!
Eric Mark: Who you kidding, anyone with a set of breasts gets you aroused
Alex Horn: Not true, you’re rocking a size triple D over there and I only get nausea when I’m around you
Knight clutches his nose and almost instinctively checks his hands for blood, and to no surprise of anyone, his hands are covered with it. But his slight hesitation gives Laura all the time she needs as she spears Knight to the mat! Laura begins unleashing a barrage of punches to the head of Knight as the fans eat up every second of it. Laura then yanks Knight back to his feet and hauls him into the air only to drop him with a Deadly DDT. Knight rolls onto the mat, favoring his head, but without much time to recover from the attack. An energized Laura is soon on him again. She pulls Knight to his feet once again and places him in a side headlock. Laura then runs halfway across the ring and slams Knight’s head into the canvas with a running bulldog. She then flips Knight onto his back and goes for the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
TH…
Knight barely kicks out!
Eric Mark: That’s some punishment, Laura is dishing here tonight
Alex Horn: I’m more surprised it took someone this long to make Stalker Knight there bitch
Eric Mark: I couldn’t agree. If he’s not half retarded already he damn sure will be after this!
Laura once again pulled Knight to his feet, this time whipping him into the ropes. Laura then executed a high hurdle onto her prone opponent. A battered Stalker Knight lies in the center of the ring as Laura Seton gets back to her feet and begins pacing around him, staring down at him as she did so. When Laura reaches down for him again, Knight suddenly surprises her with a bell clap, stunning Laura in mid-motion. As Laura stumbles back Knight finds the strength to flip to his feet. Once up, Laura surprises him with a Superkick, sending him crashing into the corner! Laura places Knight on the top turnbuckle and drops Knight with a Hurracarana off the top rope. As soon as Knight hits the mat, Laura immediately picks him back up. Laura then drapes an arm over Knight’s neck and takes him down with a reverse underhook DDT, much to the delight of the fans. Laura keeps up with her momentum, attempting to lock on an Indian death lock that Knight uses the ropes to escape out of. Laura wraps a hand around the right ankle of Knight and drags him to the center of the ring before whipping him into the ropes. Knight returns, Laura immediately falls to the mat, tripping his opponent up with a drop toe hold that bounces his face right off the top turnbuckle. Laura then immediately hops to her feet and nails Knight with a shining Enziguri. Knight falls to the mat like a ton of bricks as Laura leaps off the second rope and lands across him with a springboard split leg moonsault into a cover!
ONE…
TWO…
THR…no!
Stalker Knight kicks out!
Eric Mark: Stalker Knight barely made it out of that one right here!
Alex Horn: Son of a bitch keeps me thinking it’s time to pop the corque on this bottle of crystal to celebrate his firing, and he keeps kicking out!
Laura remains still for a moment, breathing hard from both fatigue and frustration before she gets up once again, taking Knight with her in the process. Once again, she whips Knight into the ropes, preparing for a spear, but Knight surprises her with a flying knee to the jaw that snaps Laura’s head back violently! Both stars fall to the mat once again with Knight’s energy near depleted after that last surprise strike. Laura flips herself onto her stomach and pushes up on all fours before grabbing the ropes to pull herself to her feet as Stalker Knight struggles on the mat. Laura, now completely back on her feet, kicks Knight for good measure before yanking him up once again. Laura then sends Dark sailing into the ropes just before bouncing off the opposite side, clashing with Stalker Knight to nail him with a the PERFECTION out of no where! The volume in the arena immediately goes sky high as Stalker Knight hits the mat hard, Laura hooks the leg
ONE…
TWO…
Alex Horn: TIME TO PARTY E!
THREE!!!
Samantha: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner….LAURA SETON!
Eric Mark: And Laura Seton wins her return match!
Alex Horn: And we get to celebrate the last time we have to watch a Stalker Knight match!
Eric Mark: I’ll drink to that
Alex Horn: Only three more Eric Draven Character’s and we can really party…I’m talking Toga!
The camera cues backstage with Eric Evans standing next to Requiem.
Eric Evans: I promise you, Req. No more backstabs, this was all a big plan, you can ask Porter. Just bear with me here, I've found out some things while I had the trust of Maddox and Johnny Hall. They figured since HE had a hit on your head, Maddox and John would make room on their stable for their monster. Taking out Doom. Now, we all know that Maddox doesn't stand a chance against you this upcoming week, but I think that's part of the plan. To get you "warmed up" for this fucker ahead of ya. And--
At this point in time Clan MacLeod walks onto the screen. Porter is in the lead, holding his Prime Time Championship on his shoulder, Rueben standing behind Porter with his arms folded, and Percy in the rear looking stupid. Porter glares down Evans as does Rube. Evans gives a weary look back at Porter.
Eric Evans: Mac.
Porter MaCleod: E…
The two continue their stare down until they both burst out laughing and pound their fists together. Porter looks at Req and has his devilish smirk.
Porter MaCleod: I couldn't have told you ahead of time, lad. Because people would know what was going on. You can't control your emotions that well, and if you wasn't overly pissed, they'd know something was up. No offense lad, but seriously this was what was best. E knows all that shit I said about him last week was all in good fun and you know that we're going to go out there and have a hell of a time in the ring. I told you I've been looking for a good challenge...and guess what, you're the best of our time.
Requiem just stands there eying down Porter and Evans distrustfully.
Eric Evans: Req, seriously. Just give it up. We know what we're doing, well at least Porter does. He knows this fucker better than anyone on this roster and he knows how to really get to this guy.
Porter MaCleod: There's no tricking this lad. He's a sly fox. But he's like a fucking hound dog once he gets your scent. And don't be surprised if he shows his ugly mug around here. But I think now, you might be ready for him...at least I fucking hope so…
The camera begins to fade upon the Plague as they stand and talk out their plans.
The scene opens up backstage in the hallways, gathered around a central snack area. It is here that we can see WU newcomer C.J. Gates, wearing his wrestling pans, customized "Go Big Or Go Home" T-Shirt, and his black cowboy hat. He seems to be engrossed in conversation with a ring technician who is just trying to drink his coffee in peace. However, Gates is talking his ear off.
C.J. Gates: So you see, I was on the top. I had everyone bowing down at my feet, kissing my boots, getting me bottles of water. No one dared lay a finger on me. To put it short, I was the shit over there in the UWO. Man, those were some good times. I remember this one time, me and this guy named Davey got into a little tiff over his name, and it was the star attraction of the UWO...
It is at this time that returning WU wrestler Laura Seton walks into the shot fresh off her debut victory, obviously just trying to get from point A to point B, maybe grabbing some grub along the way. However, he ears perk as she passes by Gates and the technician. Laura, who is in her ring attire that resembles a beet-red basketball uniform, starts snickering. She turns her head away from the two, but it's almost no use as she can still be heard. Gates pauses as he hears the snickering and turns his attention to it.
C.J. Gates: This might be a stupid question, but what's so funny? I mean, yes, he is a ring tech, but still....
Laura turns towards him, stifling a big laugh as best she can.
Laura: You.....were at......UWO?
She can't hold it back and bursts out laughing. Gates looks a bit annoyed.
C.J. Gates: Of course I was in the UWO. As I was telling Billy here....
Technician: My name's Ted....
C.J. Gates: ...I ran that shit. I was THE top dawg in that place. No one dared touch me.
Laura: At UWO?
Eyes bright, but not with any sort of joy or hope - but out of amusement, she starts snickering again.
Laura: Let me get this straight; you have a fight with a guy over his name - and that made you popular there!? Ha ha ha ha! What a silly third rate place that really IS!
C.J. Gates: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phones there. The UWO is FAR from third rate. Some of the best athletes called that place home.
Laura: Are you serious!?
Not at all believing what she's hearing.
Laura: A small place like that? I was there for the last half year of my senior year of high school. Nobody worth anything was there. Ha ha ha...dude...
Going to an FYI tone
Laura: ...I was in the Big 12 for college. I played Kansas State. The real athletes go to Division 1, not Division III.
Gates pauses as he looks from Laura to Ted and back again.
C.J. Gates: To be honest, I haven't the foggiest idea about what you're talking about. UWO was a prime location. You want to talk divisions? The UWO was Division Better-Than-You. Besides you were NEVER in the UWO. I should know. I ran that place. I knew EVERYONE. As for real athletes, do the names of Peter Lenex, Sean Devereaux, Rob Awesome, Troy Wolfe, Scott Fyre, Ryan Magnum, Simon Patrick and Gavin Williams mean anything to you? THOSE guys are the real athletes. THOSE were my associates.
Laura: I was never there because I was better than that place. Were those the football players at that God-Forsaken place?
C.J. Gates: I guess you could call them a football team. They were pretty menacing. But quite frankly, I'm fed up to here
Raises right hand just over his head.
C.J. Gates: With your insults. That place was world class and the way you run my UWO through the mud, well, it's downright disgraceful! So, here's what I'm going to propose. I've been looking for an actual challenge, but no one's stepped up. So next week, why don't we have a match so I can show you what the UWO is all about.
Laura can only look on, her head tipped slightly to the right, looking on like "What the heck is with you..?"
Laura: Are you completely INSANE!? You DO realize whom you're challenging, right? I mean, you know who I am, right? You've watched since August right?
Gates stares at her and shrugs his shoulders.
C.J. Gates: I've seen your face once or twice before, but the name never sunk in. Besides, as far as I'm concerned, you challenged the pride and integrity of the UWO first...I can't let you get away with it.
Laura: Yeah, well -- we'll see about that.
She notices a diminishing plate of fruit out of the corner of her right eyes
Laura: Say, you like pears?
C.J. Gates: They're alright I guess. Not my first choice but I don't mind them every so often.
Laura: So, you won't mind then...
She reaches her hand out towards last pear on the plate. She picks it up and takes a bite out of the fruit.
C.J. Gates: Hey! That was the last one! I was eying that sucker!
Laura swallows and quickly points straight ahead, her expression looking like a disaster is occurring
Laura: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!??
C.J. Gates: WHAT!? WHERE!?
Gates spins around, looking frantically. Ted scurries off angrily. Laura takes another bite of the pear, knowing she just "got" C.J. pretty good. She takes a bite of it as she walks by him, giving him a rather stiff smack on the back of his head.
Laura: (With her mouth semi-full.) Guess I was mistaken.
She chuckles again as she keeps walking down the hall. Gates watches her walk away, rubbing the back of his head eyes watered in pain.
Standard Match
CJ Gates vs. Red Dragon
Samantha: The following match is one fall. Give it up for Red Dragon!
Arena become pitch black as smoke starts to fill the arena as red spot lights move across the crowd. “I am the thorn” by Cradle Of Filth, starts to play over the PA system as flames erupts up from the stage as Red Dragon walks out from behind the curtain and stops at the top of the ramp. Dragon walks through the flames as the crowd starts to either boo or chant his name. The flames split and move to the sides of the ramp and he starts walking down the ramp. The red spotlights come together on Dragon as they follow him walking down the ramp but stops in the middle of the ramp as he glares around at the crowd before running his thumb across his throat. Dragon starts to head back towards the ring he looks back at the Torn and flame appears on the screen and an image of a Red Dragon flies through the flames. Red Dragon turns back around and heads toward the ring. When he arrives at the ring, he slides in and goes to the middle of the ring. The image of the Red Dragon appears again in the middle of the ring as he glares around at the crowd and announcers and flips them off. The spotlight goes off and flames come from all four-ring post. By the time, the lights are back on Red Dragon is found leaning against a ring post waiting for his opponent
Samantha: And his opponent making his debut here in WU , ladies and gentlemen please welcome CJ GATES!!!!
The lights dim down slightly as "Shooting Star" by Black Stone Cherry begins to play throughout the arena. After a few moments, C.J. Gates steps out from the back wearing his wrestling attire, custom "GO BIG OR GO HOME" T-shirt, and his black cowboy hat. He rushes out to the top of the ramp and pauses, looking out over the crowd before somewhat quickly making his way down the ramp to the ring. He climbs up the steel steps and between the top and middle rope - making sure not to knock off his hat. He bounces around the ring a few times before settling down and removing his cowboy hat and t-shirt, getting ready for action.
Eric Mark: Red Dragon is on his last leg and looks to prove himself against CJ Gates here tonight
Alex Horn: He’s a bum, CJ Gates is the FUTURE
Eric Mark: We are about to find out. Let's go to the ring
CJ and Red Dragon circle each other and then lock up in the center of the ring. CJ takes Red over with an arm drag but Red gets to his feet and charges only to get taken over with a second arm drag. Red springs up again but this time is met with a back elbow that knocks him back into the corner. CJ pulls him out of the corner and goes for a Russian Leg Sweep but Red holds on to the ropes and CJ crashes to the mat. Red goes for an elbow drop but CJ moves and both men get their feet and Red takes CJ over in a side headlock
...1
CJ Gates gets his shoulder up and gets t o his feet. He turns into the side headlock and then reverses it with a Head Scissors Takedown and hooks the leg
...1
Red Dragon kicks out and both men quickly to their feet.
Eric Mark: Both men are starting off with some impressive counter wrestling here
Alex Horn: Maybe so, but my money is still on CJ Gates. WU is gonna cut another talent less hack in Red Dragon
Both wrestlers get up but Red is bit quicker and nails CJ with a kick to the midsection. He hooks CJ and then takes him over with a snap supplex and then drops a quick leg drop across the face of CJ before pulling CJ up. CJ fights back with kick to Red's stomach and then bounces off the ropes only to get caught with a back elbow. CJ stumbles backwards and Red charges going for a clothesline. Red misses with the clothesline attempt and CJ drops Red with a Jumping Back Kick. CJ quickly goes to the top rope and leaps off going for a Moonsault but Red rolls out of the way. CJ manages to land on his feet and nail Red with an Enziguri as he gets up. Red crashes to the mat and CJ goes for a quick cover.
...1
...2
Red manages to get a shoulder off the mat before a three count.
Eric Mark: Red Dragon almost got caught there after a great move by CJ Gates
Alex Horn: Never the less, the match continues and we are getting a great show from CJ Gates
Eric Mark: WU 's talent has begun to reach new heights
CJ gets up and begins stomping away at Red. Dragon tries to get to his feet but eats a right hand from CJ that sends him right back down to the mat. CJ waits for Red to start to get up and then runs toward the ropes looking to nail Red with a Hurricarana. Red charges in after him and as CJ leaps up Red Dragon drops CJ with a deadly powerbomb over the top rope and to the outside. Red Dragon falls back into the corner as the referee begins his ten count
...1
...2
...3
...4
...5
...6
Red Dragon climbs up on the top rope and as CJ gets up, leaps off taking CJ down with a double ax handle to the back but over jumps CJ and leads in a bad way on the guard rail sending the Tokyo crowed into a roar
YOU FUCKED UP…YOU FUCKED UP
Eric Mark: CJ Gates has Red Dragon is a bit of trouble here
Alex Horn: It's almost as if Red Dragon underestimated CJ Gates Classic rookie mistake and it may be coming back to haunt him.
CJ rolls Red into the ring and continues to beat on Red as he whips him in the corner nailing him with kicks and right hands. He goes to whip Red across the ring but Red holds on to CJ's arms and pulls him but at the very last moment CJ leaps up and brings Red Dragon down with a Hurracarana. Both wrestlers go down. CJ is the first to his feet. Red stumbles around the ring and CJ looks for a super kick, but is caught and sent crashing into the corner, Red Dragon places CJ on the top turnbuckle looking for a deadly high risk move, but CJ elbows Red in the face, gets him to his shoulders and throws him down with a powerbomb, CJ still on the top rope looks around and leaps into the air, crashing down on Red Dragon with a Moonsault!
...1
...2
...3
No Red Dragon barely manages to get a shoulder off the mat
Eric Mark: CJ Gates almost ended this one suddenly after that Moonsault but Red proved he's here to compete
CJ pulls Red up and whips him into the ropes. He takes Red down with a back elbow. CJ slowly goes to the top rope but Red is up. Red goes after CJ nailing him with shots to the midsection. CJ fights back with a right hand of his own knocking Red down. He waits for Red to get back up and leaps off only to get a kick to the midsection by Red. Red quickly hooks CJ and nails him with a cradle piledriver. CJ lays on the mat and looks to be out of it. Red shakes off the effects of the right hand earlier and then locks CJ in a Boston Crab. CJ yells out in pain but quickly claws his way to the ropes causing the break. Red breaks the hold but quickly grabs CJ and tosses him over the tope rope to the arena floor.
Eric Mark: This may be a mistake here. Red Dragon had CJ Gates on the ropes but CJ is getting a breather on the outside
Alex Horn: I tend to agree. You have to put your opponent away when you have a chance
Eric Mark: The fact that you agree with me makes me want to rethink things now.
CJ slowly climbs back up on the ring apron and is met with a right hand by Red. Dragon hooks CJ and goes to bring him back in with a supplex. CJ drops down behind Red. hooks him and takes Red over with a German supplex. Red gets up and is met with a Samoan drop by CJ. CJ quickly pulls Red up and looks to be going for a leapfrog Bulldog but Red gets out it, and drops him with a stunner. Both men slowly gets up and charge at each other nailing each other with clotheslines and go down
...1
...2
...3
...4
...5
Both men get to their feet breaking the count. Red charges at CJ but CJ lifts him up and drops Red throat first across the top rope. Red falls back to the mat and CJ drapes an arm across him.
...1
...2
Red Dragon shoots a shoulder off the mat.
Eric Mark: And this one isn't over just yet.
Alex Horn: Look at the look on CJ's face. He thought this one was in the books
CJ pulls Red up and nails him with a right hand, sending Red back into the corner. He whips Red across the ring and then charges in. Red gets both feet up into CJ's face and CJ crashes to the mat. Red quickly recovers and goes for a springboard elbow drop but Red manages to move. Both men are slow to get up but Red is first and nails CJ with a right hand, CJ fires back with a right hand of his own and starts to back Red up. Red counters, grabbing CJ and nailing him with a spine buster. He drops a quick knee to the forehead of CJ and then heads to the top rope. Red stumbles to his feet and gets nailed with a flying clothesline. Red goes for a quick cover.
...1
...2
No Red Dragon rolls a shoulder off the mat.
Eric Mark: What great back and forth action from these competitors
Alex Horn: My money is still on the guy that gets the pin winning the match
Eric Mark: That' the general idea. Wait your not gonna do the whoever wins is the guy you picked routine again
Red picks CJ up and charges into the corner, looking to slam him head first into the corner turnbuckle. CJ blocks it and then slams Red's head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly. He does the same with the middle turnbuckle and then the bottom one and then drops a knee to the back of Red's head as he lay on the mat.. CJ pulls Red to his feet and looks to be setting for a reverse DDT. Red grabs CJ and counters by shooting himself off the mat and over Red catching him with a reveres DDT Instead. He slowly pulls CJ up and yells that's it before lifting Red up on his shoulder. CJ drops off of Red’s shoulders and now connects with a reverse DDT of his own
Eric Mark: Counter after counter. This one is gonna end suddenly
Alex Horn: Of course it is. It my expert opinion after all
Eric Mark: You didn't say anything. I just said that
Alex Horn: There you go taking credit for my brilliance again
CJ pulls himself up an waits for Red to start to get up. He goes for a big knee lift but Red avoids it and catches CJ with a thumb to the eye. CJ stumbles around and gets a high knee to the back sending him chest first into the corner. Red climbs to the top rope and hooks CJ as though he was going for a tornado DDT but as he dos. CJ blocks it and tosses Red off. Red lands on the mat hard and stumbles to his feet holding his chest. CJ kicks Red and then nails a spinning heel kick, Red drops to the matt, CJ leaps to the top rope and amazes everyone in the crowed with his paten The Gatecrasher
...1
...2
...3
Samantha: Here is your winner…CJ GATES!!!
Eric Mark: CJ Gates pulls out win number One and let me guess you knew it all along
Alex Horn: Of course I did.
Twilight Rayn is standing in the middle of the WU ring, looking around at the empty chairs around him. He walks over to the ropes and places his hands on them.
This is where it all has happened. All the blood, the tears, the sweat, and the pain that has went on in here cannot be measured by anyone. Even if they tried to measure it, it would go off any scale.
He starts to walk down to the turnbuckle, rubbing the ropes on his way there.
I have bared witness to this pain. I have felt it, but I have dished more. I could stand here, talk about how I defeated Jinx and ended the career of a man that has been viewed as a fear, but I brought him out as a fable, but that is not my intentions. Everything I have done to this point doesn’t matter anymore. All that matters is what is in front of me.
He touches the turnbuckle and looks out at the empty.
Now, Porter, you find yourself in a situation, a situation you have no control over. This ring has seen pain before Porter. Pain that cannot even be imagined. But, there is always room for more of it. The pain you have to offer me Porter is nothing compared to the pain I have to offer you.
He puts his head into the turnbuckle and lets it rest there.
You want a challenge, and it will be a challenge you will get. But, I think you bit off a bit more than you can chew this time Porter. I think you came looking for a challenge, and instead, you got a predator who is hungry and looking for a new victim.
He goes back to the center of the ring and fall to his knees and starts rubbing the canvas gently.
This canvas has been painted red before. All the blood that has been spilled here is enough to make blood banks cry. I will spill it from you Porter, make you find that blood tastes a bit bitter than defeat.
He gets to his feet.
You want pain and a challenge Porter, you came to the right person. You say you want me alive, but I have to be honest when I say that I could care less what happens to you at Thankful Sins, whether you get crippled for life or you find that your last breath is misery, I don’t care, because your time in the light is over, and mine has just begun.
He goes to the ropes and crawls under them and make his way to the back. He scene fades.
The Camera comes on and we see Brandon Maddox lacing up his last boot with Darly Oates standing next to the number one contender
Darly Oates: Ay yo, You ready Brandon?
Brandon Maddox: Yeah I'm ready. This is a big fight. You know the gameplan man?
Darly Oates: Yeah man I got it.
Brandon Maddox: Well It is show time
Maddox gets to his feet and exit’s the lockeroom with Darly Oates right behind
Pick Your Poison
Brandon Maddox vs. Jinx
Samantha: The following match is the first match of are PICK YOUR POISON bout. Introducing first he is the poison pick for Requiem….JINX
We were running though the town
Our senses had been drowned
No place we hadn't been before
We learned to live and then
Our freedom came to an end
We have to break down this wall
Too young to live a lie
Look into my eyes
The Words 'Deadly Jokes are Funny' flashes across the screen, followed by quick flashes of Jinx's face, it begins to speed up every time, then finally is explodes spilling blood all over the screen, followed by a ton of clips of Jinx in action as will as some very disturbing shots of him being himself.
Ready, set, go it's time to run
The sky is changing we are one
Together we can make it while the world is crashing down
Don't you turn around
The Lights begin to fade As the dim lighting remains three spotlights slam down over the entrance ramp almost in unison.
We are looking back again
On loneliness and pain
Never been so wide awake
Breathe slowly in and out
somewhere beyond the clouds
I can see the morning break
Too young to live a lie
Look into my eyes
One after the other the spotlights illuminate the entrance way as a figure appears to vanish through the lights right as they begin to shine. Finally a spot light snaps down on the center of the ring illuminating a dark figure covered in a large purple cloak down on his knees reaching to the heavens.
Leave it all behind you now
The final wall is breaking down
We are all it's all about
Nothing can stop us now
I promise you right know
I never let you down
The Camera gets a close look and we see Jinx
Samantha: and his opponent , He is the current number one contender and will be facing Requiem at Thankful Sin’s next Sunday night…BRANDON MADDOX!!!
"Backstabbers" hits over the speakers of the arena. The lights dim down. A green spot light is shined at the top of the ramp. Brandon Maddox walks out from behind the curtains with Darly Oates behind him.. He stands in the spotlight. He checks over the crowd. He holds his arms out, and looks up at the roof. Gold pyro shoots out behind him in a dollar sign. Brandon Maddox and Darly Oates walk down the ramp. Brandon Maddox slides into the ring, and walks over to a turnbuckle. Oates walks up the steel steps, and makes his way into the ring. Brandon Maddox looks over the crowd. He gets down and he walks into the middle of the ring. He does the same pose again with Oates standing next to him. "Bankin" comes down from the roof light up. The pyro burns while it is lowered from the roof. When Brandon Maddox looks back to the crowd, it cuts off. The lights come back on, and the prop is pulled back up
The bell rings and Jinx goes behind Maddox with a Waist lock and takes him down. Brandon rolls out of it and both wrestlers get to their feet. Maddox grabs Jinx and takes him over with a side headlock but Jinx gets free. Both wrestlers up and Jinx grabs Maddox by the head and catches him with a jawbreaker. Maddox rolls around on the ring and gets up slowly. Jinx catches Maddox with an inverted atomic drop and then takes him down to the mat by the back of his head. Jinx pulls Maddox up and sets for a DDT but Maddox gets out of it, Maddox goes behind Jinx and looks to take him over with a German supplex but Jinx lands on his feet behind Maddox. Jinx quickly turns lifting Maddox up an nailing a full nelson slam. Jinx falls to the mat holding his face and Maddox goes for a quick pin only getting a one count
Alex Horn: Brandon Maddox trying to end this one quickly
Eric Mark: He’s gotta be thinking the longer the match goes. The more risks there are for Thankful Sins
Maddox pulls Jinx up and nails him with a few kicks to the midsection. He goes to whip Jinx into the corner and then charges in after him but Jinx leaps on the second turnbuckle and leapfrogs backwards over Maddox. Jinx hooks Maddox and nails him with an Inverted Face lock drop across his knee. Maddox falls to the mat and Jinx starts to go to the top rope but Maddox is up. Maddox nails Jinx in the back and pulls him down causing Jinx to get caught in the tree of woe. Maddox backs up and charges in going for a kick to the face. Jinx sits up and Maddox slides nailing himself between the legs with the ring post
Alex Horn: There’s only one word to describe that. OUCH!!!
Jinx frees himself and drags Maddox away from the corner. He drops a quick elbow onto Maddox before heading to the top rope. He leaps going for a moonsault but Maddox quickly moves. Jinx is able to recover in mid air and land on his feet. Maddox sweeps Jinx’s feet from under him but Jinx quickly gets to his feet one more only to get nailed with a dropsault by Maddox. Jinx hits the mat hard and rolls to the ring apron. Maddox charges diving over the ropes and taking Jinx down to the floor bellow with a sunset flip into a modified powerbomb. Jinx lands hard as the crowd begins to chant Holy Shit!!! Maddox quickly rolls back into the ring and starts to climb to the top rope.
Alex Horn: What a move by Brandon Maddox. Jinx may be out cold
Eric Mark: That is definitely a momentum swinger If I ever saw one
Alex Horn: I think Jinx just found out he isn’t the only one that can be dangerous in WU and now he has to figure out a way to recover or this one will be over fast.
Maddox leaps up and looks as though he was going for a double stomp but Jinx gets his foot up connecting with Maddox’s chin. Maddox stumbles away and rolls back in the ring as Jinx struggles to get up. Maddox gets up and charges at Jinx, trying to nail him with a baseball slide but Jinx manages to move. Jinx hooks Maddox and nails him a forearm shot before rolling Maddox back in the ring and climbing up on the ring apron. Maddox starts to get up and Jinx catapults himself over the top rope catching Maddox with a crossbody block. Jinx gets up slowly pulling Maddox with him. He whips Maddox into the ropes but Maddox leaps up on the top rope. Jinx charges in behind him and shoves Maddox off. Brandon lands hard against the guardrail as Jinx drops to one knee in the ring
Eric Mark: Jinx was on e step ahead of Maddox on that one and made Brandon Maddox pay for it
Alex Horn: So much for trying NOT to get hurt before Thankful Sins
Maddox struggles to his feet but Jinx is out and he grabs Maddox and rolls him back in the ring. Jinx climbs up on the ring apron and waits as Maddox struggles to pull himself up. He leaps up spring boarding off the top rope, going for a Hurracarana, but Maddox holds on and grabs Jinx sending him to the mat with a piledriver. Maddox gets up slowly holding his ribs in pain. Maddox goes to the top rope and waits as Jinx slowly pulls himself up. Maddox comes off the rope, taking down Jinx with a high-angled lariat. Picking Jinx up, Maddox clotheslines Jinx down to the mat once again. Jinx taking his time to get back up gets taken back down again. Maddox on a roll, whips Jinx into the ropes before quickly jumping up in attempt for a dropkick but Jinx hugs onto the ropes, watching Maddox drop to the mat. Jinx quickly bridges Maddox up for the quick cover.
One…
Two….
Brandon Maddox kicks out…
Alex Horn: Just that quick, this one was almost over. It shows you the sudden impact that either of these men can make
Eric Mark: No negative comments thus far. I’m impressed
Alex Horn: Don’t be. I’m still buzzed over my celebration of Stalker Knights lose
Jinx pulls Maddox up and goes to whip him toward the ropes. Maddox reverses it, sending Jinx into the ropes. Jinx comes off the ropes and ducks a Clothesline attempt by Maddox but as he comes off the ropes again, Maddox is ready and connects with the missile Dropkick. Jinx drops like a rock in the center of the ring. Maddox goes to the top rope as Jinx struggles to get up. He leaps off and takes Jinx down with a shooting star press into a DDT, Maddox rolls Jinx over and goes for a quick pin attempt...Jinx tries to kick out but Maddox hooks both of Jinx’s legs and tries for another pin attempt.
One…
Two…
Jinx just manages to get a shoulder up
Alex Horn: Someone call NASA. I think Jinx’s head is somewhere orbiting the earth after that kick by Maddox
Eric Mark: It was definitely impressive but equally impressive is the fact Jinx managed to kick out
Maddox pulls Jinx to his feet and goes for another kick. Jinx ducks the kick and grabs Maddox dropping him to the mat with a reverse mat slam before slowly getting to his feet. Jinx knocks Maddox down with a kick to the gut followed by a clothesline as he tries to get up, chooses to hop the turnbuckle in high-risk state of mind. Anticipating Maddox to get back onto his feet. Jinx turns around before crossing his arms together pointing his index and middle finger in form of a pistol towards each other, leaping off in a corkscrew moonsault plancha, landing on Maddox before he could choose to dodge out of the way Jinx quickly springs to his feet, pulling Maddox up once more. He goes to whips Maddox into the corner but Maddox reverses it and charges in behind Jinx nailing a BIG SPLASH before falling to the arena floor as Jinx falls face first to the mat
Alex Horn: Jinx’s face puts me in the mood for a nice hamburger.
Eric Mark: Would you stop. This could definitely prove to be a turning point in the match
Alex Horn: With pickles and onions to.
Eric Mark: Shut up.
Out of nowhere Maddox explodes off the mat with a clothesline taking Jinx down. Jinx gets up and gets a kick to the midsection from Maddox who then takes Jinx over with a modified Butterfly Supplex. Maddox pulls Jinx up again but Jinx fires back with a forearm shot that sends Maddox to the mat. Jinx climbs up on the second turnbuckle but Maddox is up Maddox comes in but gets a kick from Jinx. He stumbles backwards but recovers, charging and hopping on the second turnbuckle. Jinx catches Maddox and hip tosses him over the top rope and down hard to the arena floor as the crowd gets to their feet. Jinx looks down in shock himself as Maddox lay motionless on the floor.
Eric Mark: Maddox looks to be out cold and even the referee is reluctant to count
Alex Horn: Why is Jinx, hesitating. Drag that lifeless body into the ring and pin him
Jinx rolls out of the ring and tries to get Maddox up. Maddox looks like dead weight as Jinx finally manages to roll him back in the ring. Jinx looks around for a moment and then goes for a pin.
One..
Two…
Thr…
No Maddox shoots a shoulder off the mat.
Alex Horn: How In the hell did he kick out?
Jinx can’t believe it as he sits up. Exhausted, both are giving it their all. Both Jinx and Maddox, looking to find a way to take victory. Both are being cheered on by the audience, appreciating the hard-effort from both. Maddox quickly grapples Jinx before torquing his head, hitting a swinging neck breaker out of no where. Maddox stumbles toward the ropes and climbs up, Maddox leaps off nailing a Senton splash across the stomach of Jinx. Maddox slips out under the bottom rope as he rubs his head. The fans automatically know what is soon to come. Maddox, looking under the ring apron as he smiles. Looking into the ring as he see his opponent stirring back onto his feet. Quickly finding what he wants, he pulls out a chair from under the ring as some began to automatically boo. Maddox slides back into the ring with the chair, cautiously before propping it up.
Eric Mark: This isn’t a no disqualification match is it.
Alex Horn: Last time I checked. This on should be over. Jinx should be the winner now. Maddox’s cheating
Eric Mark: Oh now you want to stick to the rules.
Maddox back into the ring, he snatches Jinx by his green hair before sending him face-first into the mat. Propping the chair by his opponent, Maddox backs up, sizing him. The audience on their feet, unexpected of what the man they call “Bankin Maddox” is up to. Maddox quickly runs towards the chair hopping onto it before launching off and into the face of Jinx with a crazy-looking Shining Wizard. Falling down, Maddox lands slightly wrong, as his knee begins to bother him. Maddox gets up and falls back into the corner. He drops to knee as his knee looks to have given away. The referee takes the chair from the ring as Maddox who covers Jinx
One…
Two…
No Jinx gets a shoulder off the mat.
Alex Horn: Jinx maybe should have just staid down. That had to do more damage to his head, he also has a big match this Sunday
Eric Mark: You know the caliber of athletes we have. Staying Down is not an option.
Maddox pulls Jinx up and then backs toward the ropes. He charges but gets a spin kick to the midsection from Jinx. Jinx nails the Headsprung out of nowhere and both men go down. Jinx begins to crawl toward the ropes and pull himself up. He tries to stand but ends up falling back against the ropes as Maddox starts to stir. Maddox gets to his hands and knees. Jinx makes his way to the top rope slowly as Maddox gets up. Maddox charges in but gets a flying heel kick from Jinx, laying Maddox out. Jinx crawls toward Maddox and drapes and arm across him for a pin attempt.
One…
Two…
Thre…
No Maddox just manages to roll a shoulder up
Alex Horn: And again neither of these men will stay down
Eric Mark: But how much do either of these men have left. And how much longer can Jinx take the pain
Both men start to stir and get to their feet. When Crystal and DLS comes rushing through the crowed, Crystal hops up on the ring to grab the attention of Weener, DLS slides into the ring and right when Jinx turns around he gets nailed by DLS‘ Barb wire bat! DLS sends Jinx crashing down with the Darkfall. DLS rolls out the ring as the impact sends Jinx bouncing from the mat to the corner, where Maddox stands him up in the corner, Maddox see’s the bat and drops to the matt, as Weener turns around and see’s Maddox down on the matt with the barb wire bat next to him and he calls for the bell.
Alex Horn: What the hell is this all about?
Eric Mark: I don’t know Lex, I’m not sure if we have a winner.
Weener gives the time keeper his decision who relays it to Samantha
Samantha: Here is your winner by Disqualification…BRANDON MADDOX!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Mark: Now that is just wrong!
Alex Horn: I believe we can add another name to Maddox
Eric Mark: What Cheater?
Alex Horn: The Smartest Mofo in Tokyo! As Maddox pulled a Eddie G. right there
Maddox is on his feet as Backstabbers hit’s the PA system. DLS slides back into the ring to add more punishment to Jinx, blow after blow DLS rains down on Jinx’s already bloody head. He then drops Jinx with another Darkfall!
DLS: Jinx I told you…I told you to leave Crystal out of this and you didn’t listen! Now look at you, laying there in a pool of your own blood. Just wait till you see what I have in store for you Sunday night!
DLS drops the mic as he rolls out the ring and makes his way to the lockeroom
The camera cues backstage with Troy Johnson with microphone in hand.
Troy: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am Troy Johnson and I have a special guest here with me right now. A man who we all have many questions for, but little answers...ladies and gentlemen, he is your Prime Time Champion, The Real Deal, Porter MacLeod.
Porter: Porter…
Crowd outside the backstage: [b]FUCKING![/b]
Porter: MacLeod, lad. Get it right. You forgot to add in Mr. Prime Time.
Troy: I'm sorry.
Porter: I'm sure your parents are too.
Troy: I'm not sure I understand that, but anyways. Porter, there has been a lot of speculation going around about this whole plan you had going on with Eric Evans and protecting Req by him switching over to Sex and Violence. Can you give us some more details?
Porter: Could you be any more annoying? I'll ya what Toy Johnsons....Me and Evans caught wind of Johnny Hall making a few calls from former clients...and whenever I heard the name Vic he spoke on one segment about a month or two ago, I flipped shit. It brought back a ton of memories about who it was...and then the cryptic messages started happening and started being directed towards Requiem. So we did the first thing we knew how to, cover it up and get Req the hell out of Dodge.
Troy: So you do know who it is?
Porter: Am I Percy? Did I speak with a stutter or a lisp? Of course I fucking know who it is...if you knew who it was, you'd be scared shitless too. But just in case this isn't all just a big scam, we're playing it safe and keeping the name under wraps. Lads with any wrestling history knowledge will know who this lad-thing is.
Troy: I see that that is all that we're going to get on that subject. Let's talk about your opponent next week, Twilight Rayne. How do you feel about that match.
Porter: Well, first off lad. Let's talk about my new merchandise. Fresh off the shelf is the new patented Porter MacLeod kilt. So all the little boyos at home can be just like their idol, Porter Fucking MacLeod and can sport their Scotch-Irish heritage.
Porter takes a kilt and drapes it over the face of Troy.
Porter: Now, I feel better. You know lad, as ugly as you are...you could scare an Ethiopian away from a Big Mac with that face. Anyways...about Twilight Rayne....I'm going to be watching him this week. I'm going to give him that much, but as far as being worried about the match? No, fuck no. I'm more worried about the pimple on me back that me wife tried popping the other night than I am about getting in the ring with him. I've got the challenge I've been dying for tonight.
Troy: One last question Porter. People have been saying that you're on kind of a slump in your career lately, what do you say to that?
Porter: I am in a slump. Look at who I've been facing these past few weeks. People think I'm in a slump because I don't see the effort in wasting my energy on lads I could beat with me big toe. If you want to see the real Porter Fucking MacLeod, you lads stick around...because things are starting to get interesting. And just when you thought you knew Porter Fucking MacLeod, I'm going to boggle your mind. Because the Real Fucking Deal is never predictable. So tonight, Req, I look forward to seeing you in the ring and as far as Sex and Violence goes…you can all go fuck yourselves with a cactus.
Porter walks off screen as Troy takes the kilt off of his head and looks at it wearily.
Eric Mark: Who the hell is that?
Alex Horn: The King Baby
Eric Mark: As if we didn’t have enough gimmick stars running around the back
Pick Your Poison
Requiem vs. Porter MaCleod
Samantha: It is time for are second Pick Your Poison match of the night…Introducing first the pick of Brandon Maddox…PORTER MACLEOD!
AH FUCK OFF is heard as the fans recognize it to be the voice of Porter. The fans begin their long, droning chants of Poorrrrrter…Poooorrrrrrrter and the first notes of the song play.
If your looking for trouble
Your in the right place
Don’t look at me like that, or I’ll headbutt your face
I’m a mean motherfucker
I was born that way
and just because I wear a skirt don't think I’m fuckin’ gay
Cause I’m an evil Scotsman
and Porter is my name
I’m a sheep shagger from Aberdeen
and causing pain is my game
Porter peeks out through the curtains and looks around. He then steps out from the curtains. He slowly walks to down the ramp, chomping his gum arrogantly and taunting the crowd.
“Now if your a womanv married or not
al take all your kit off and I’ll dive in your mot
I’ll take your legs and spread them wide
and then I’ll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside
I’m an evil Scotsman
and My name is Porter
and the girls are all gaggin’ for a portion of my 10” cock
He points to his chest, saying he is the Real Deal and walks up the steps. At the top of the steps he stalls, placing his hands on his hips he looks around nodding his head. He throws his hands up quickly and shakes his head wildly then quickly jumps over the top rope while holding onto it.
Yes I’m an evil Scotsman
and my name is Porter
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And I’m playing with my 10” cock
He motions for the camera to come closer and spits his gum on the lens. He laughs and then goes to the corner of the ring. He lies across the top turnbuckle and puts his hands behind his head’ waiting for his opponent.
I don't care where you come from
if your big or your small
I’ve fought the best
and I beat them all
If your English or Irish
you wont have to die
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye
I’m an evil Scotsman
and Porter is my name
if you don’t like the rules don’t play the fuckin’ game
yes, I’m an evil Scotsman
my name is Porter!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10” cock.
Samantha: Introducing next, he is the WU Champion…GIVE IT UP FOR REQUIEM!!!
The arena lights slowly fade from full light, to dead darkness. Nothing at all can be seen, minus the dancing cigarette lighters in the crowed from the anticipating fans. After but a moment, a distorted voice is heard over the loudspeakers, repeating the following cryptic tongued message.
Nad nehw draeh fo eht noitcerruser fo eht daed, emos dekcom. Rrehto dias; Ew lliw raeh eeht niaga no siht rettam.
A massive explosion follows the tongued sermon as the words to Boondox - Torn Possession kick in. Flames begin to dance upon the stage and the entrance ramp, and the same mysterious fog pours in.
I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.
The fog fades as the chorus ends. Requiem can now been seen, towering on center stage.
I'm surrounded by the dark become a stranger to the light.
Put all my hopes into the fact that everything will be alright.
But as I sit here crippled nervous in a state of shock.
Times become my enemy I'm staring at a broken clock.
And every hour on the hour some thing strange is taking place.
Apparitions on the wall voices and my soul is raped.
I can't explain it am I burnin' in that fire pit?
Has the devil come to claim what's his for all the times I needed shit?
Requiem, with his head down and his long, grey streaked black hair in his eyes slowly walks from center stage onto the ramp through the fog and the dancing flames.
I tried sleeping but still I could feel it creepin.
Call off the deacon bloods leakin right from the ceilin.
I hear the rain fallin tappin on my window sill.
Shadows crawling babies crying make it all seem surreal.
And what's that tickin in my head.
I know for sure that I ain't dead.
If that's the case then why the fuck am I still sittin in my bed.
I'm tryna scream but no sounds so I'm reachin for the phone.
I need to call some one right now to tell me what's goin on.
Upon the finishing of the last sentence, Requiem comes to the end of the ramp. The view flies by, going left to right to catch the full view of the fog, the flames, and Requiem standing at a standstill.
I can hear the devil callin but I can't find a way.
I can feel myself fallin but I can't find my way.
Angels in my ear tellin me don't 'let go.'
Demons in my ear tellin me to LET GO!
When I'm fightin for my soul and they both want control.
Requiem now turns quickly towards the ring steps. His long, black trench coat flaps from the rapid movement. He makes his way up the steps.
Seven days and nights go by and I ain't seen the fuckin sun.
Layin here surrounded by a priest some crosses and a nun.
Speakin in a foreign language but I seem to understand.
Crucifix is burnin flesh right when they placed it in my hand.
Holy water feels like torture fallin on my head.
Demons whisper in my ear don't worry son your almost dead.
Moms cryin daddies packin pictures flyin on the wall.
I can hear my grandma talk in tounges some where down the hall
Once up the steps, Requiem wastes little time stepping over the ropes into the ring. He twirls around, showing his coat flap in the rapid wind once more. He slowly takes off his coat.
Next thing I noticed I'm wakin up I'm in an empty room.
Some what unfamiliar was I sleepin in an empty tomb.
And then a light from up above.
I heard a voice filled with love.
A lady dressed all in white I didn't who she was.
And I can't explain the calm.
After the shock pain in my arm.
All I know is I feel warm and I don't care what's goin on.
The Sorrow walks his coat to his corner, and drapes it across the top rope. Without a hurry, he turns back towards the better side of the ring, and awaits.
Samantha steps out of the ring and the match begins with the sound of the bell.
DING
Eric Mark: Seem’s like everyone is on the same page as we saw Reqiem reunite with Eric Evans early in the evening, but how short lived would the packed be now that Porter and Requiem are set to battle it out?
Alex Horn: Are you retarded E?
Eric Mark: I’m…
Alex Horn: Shut your pie hole, no one wants to see you admit to being a Dumbass. Allow me to break it down for you. Maddox knew Double E couldn’t be trusted, that’s why they were never seen in the same room! He knew E would go back to his puppet Requiem, but what the Plague didn’t understand is that Brandon Maddox was one step ahead…thus Porter MaCleod vs. Requiem
Eric Mark: But..
Alex Horn: But nothing, I just had a breakthrough and your not gonna take it away from me!
Requiem and Porter lock up in the center of the ring. Requiem gets the upper hand and throws on a headlock, which gets synched in fairly quickly. Porter fights the hold off and pushes Requiem towards the ropes. Requiem bounces back and the two stand face to face. Porter grabs Requiem’s arm and goes behind him with a hammerlock before taking him over the big man with a snapmare and then locking in a headlock. Requiem quickly gets to his feet and backs Porter into the corner. He nails Porter with an elbow to the midsection and then goes to whip Porter across the ring. Porter reverses it sending Requiem into the corner hard. Porter charges in but gets caught by Requiem with a spinning forearm shot that knocks him to the mat. Requiem picks Porter up and backs him into the corner.
Eric Mark: This one starting off fast. I expect Porter to opt for a match of Rock, Paper, Scissors
Alex Horn: Grow up E would yea
He nails Porter with a few shoulders to the midsection and then a right hand that drops Porter in the corner. Requiem begins nailing Porter with knees to the head until finally the referee backs him away. Requiem goes back after Porter but Porter catches him with a head butt to the midsection. Porter grabs Requiem and nails him with a double arm DDT. He quickly rolls Requiem over and goes for the pin.
...1
...2
Eric Mark: Porter MaCleod trying to end this one early.
Alex Horn: I think Requiem caught him off guard and now Porter is trying to established his dominance in the ring more than trying to win this early.
Requiem manages to kick out. Porter pulls Requiem up and whips him into the ropes. He goes to nail Requiem with a dropkick but Requiem holds on to the ropes causing Porter to land hard on the mat. Requiem goes to drop an elbow on Porter but MaCleod manages to roll out of the way. Requiem gets up a bit faster than Porter. He grabs Porter and whips him into the ropes. Porter hold on to the ropes and takes Requiem over and out of the ring with a back body drop. Porter grabs the back of his neck before bouncing off the ropes and leaping out of the ring with a suicide dive, nailing Requiem as he tries to get up. Both men go down and the referee begins to count.
Eric Mark: Classic Porter MaCleod. Take the opponent out any way you can.
Alex Horn: I thought Classic Porter would be kicking your foe in nags when he’s down?
…1
…2
…3
...4
...5
Porter begins to stir. He grabs Requiem and rolls him back in the ring
…7
…8
Porter beats the count back in and grabs Requiem. He goes for a supplex but Requiem manages to drop down behind Porter, hooks him and take him over with a reverse supplex. Requiem rolls Porter over and goes for a pin
…1
…2
Eric Mark: What great counter wrestling by both men
Porter manages to kick out. Requiem gets up and backs into the corner. He waits for Porter to get up and charges going for a spear. Porter leap frogs over the spear. Requiem avoids hitting the corner only to get a dropkick to the back by Porter causing him to go chest first into the corner. Requiem stumbles backwards only to get a pele kick to the back of the head from Porter. He falls face first to the mat as Porter goes to the top rope. Porter waits as Requiem slowly gets up then leaps off catching Requiem with a flying crossbody. The referee quickly starts the count
…1
…2
Requiem gets a shoulder off the mat. Porter lands a clean elbow and goes for the pin again.
…1
…2
No again the WU Champion gets a shoulder up.
Eric Mark: Classic No pin but Requiem may be in deep trouble here.
Alex Horn: He better mount some offense here soon or Porter will be sending him home with another loss.
Porter gets up with a bi t of a frustrated look. He grabs Req, pulling him up and then goes to whip him into the ropes. Req holds on to Porter hand, goes behind him, and yanks Porter to the mat, by his head. Porter hits hard and both men go down. Req slowly makes his way over to Porter and drapes an arm across him. The referee counts
…1
…2
No Porter kicks out. Both men slowly get up. Porter is step faster and grabs Req going for a Brainbuster.. Req blocks the move by holding on top the ropes. He shoves Porter back into the referee, knocking the referee through the ropes and to the outside the ring. Porter turns to look at the referee and Req nails him with a low blow. Porter drops to the mat in pain as Req quickly bounces off the ropes nailing Porter with a Big Leg Drop and then covers for a pin. He counts himself but there is no referee.
Eric Mark: Req has Porter but no referee to make the count can.
Alex Horn: Requiem knows to win this one he has to do what it takes I admire that.
Eric Mark: You would.
Req rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He slides in and waits for Porter to get up, swinging the chair at his head. Porter ducks and jumps nailing a drop Sault and kicking the chair back into the face of Req. Porter quickly tosses the chair outside and covers Req as the referee slowly crawls back into the ring. The referee counts
Eric Mark: These guys are friends?
Alex Horn: Req is a confused little boy, almost like you every time your wife drops her size 92 panties
1… pauses a little then
2…pauses a little and Req gets his shoulder up just before the three.
Eric Mark: Req gets a shoulder up much to the surprise of the whole arena.
Alex Horn: Damn slow referee. He may have just cost Porter the match. He should be fired.
Eric Mark: He’s the only ref on payrole!
Alex Horn: Figures, every one else hires FAST working Mexicans and we get Weener, the slowest ref in Tokyo
Eric Mark: I’m sure getting knocked out of the ring played a roll in that.
Porter slaps the mat with his hand and then pulls Req to his feet. He whips Req into the ropes, setting for back body drop but Req bounces off the ropes and out of no where nails Porter with a high knee smash. Both men go down and the referee begins his count.
…1
…2
…3
…4 Both men start to stir
…5
…6
...7 Req stumbles to his feet jut long enough to break up the count before falling back into the corner.
Eric Mark: Yet again when you think some ones heading for a win, the momentum changes again.
Alex Horn: That high knee almost cut Porter
S head clean off.
Porter gets up and Req charges for a clothesline attempt. Porter drops out of the way and pulls the top rope down causing Req to drop to the arena floor. The referee tries to count Req out but Porter keeps stopping him allowing Req to climb back onto the ring apron. Porter goes to grab Req but Req grabs Porter and snaps his neck off the top rope. Porter falls to the mat and Req quickly goes for the cover.
…1
…2
…3
No At the last second Porter gets a shoulder up.
Eric Mark: This one was a half of a second from being over.
Req slaps the mat in frustration now. He picks Porter up and whips him into the corner hard. Req gets a running start and goes for a big splash but Porter drops out of the way. Req lands hard in the corner and Porter rolls him for a pin attempt.
…1
…2
…3
No Req kicks out just before the three and Porter can’t believe it.
Eric Mark: The Champion refuses to stay down and Porter just gets more and more frustrated.
Alex Horn: That isn’t a good sign. Porter needs to relax and just wrestle his kind of match. Frustration causes mistakes.
Porter pulls Req up and hooks him for a Fisherman DDT. Req manages to get out of it and shove Porter away. He goes to nail Porter with a clothesline but Porter ducks it, kicks Req in the midsection and then nails him with his trademark 3 stooges. Porter rolls over and covers Req after Req falls from hopping on one foot.
…1
…2
Req gets a foot on the ropes.
With a sigh Porter pulls himself to his feet. The crowd suddenly bursts with a loud, mixed reaction that Porter seems to pay no attention to. He pulls Req up to his feet, focused on getting a job done. The camera suddenly cuts to the crowd where WU superstar Twilight Rayn is shown creeping down the steps!
Eric Mark: What the…Twilight should be preparing for his championship match up next, not out here looking for trouble!
After a glimpse of a shiny object in his hand the camera cuts back to the ring where Porter has whipped Req into the ropes, but as Porter goes for a flying cross body Req suddenly surprises him with a back body drop right to the outside of the ring! Porter hits the floor HARD just as Twilight hops over the barricade! The object in his hand is a LEAD PIPE! As Req slumps against the ropes, taking a breather Twilight nails Porter across the skull with the pipe! He then hits him in the gut and nails him over the head once again! A wound opens up on Porters’s head as blood begins to pour out. Twilight drags him to the ring and then rolls him back inside as Req begins to stumble to his feet, and covers Porter
…1
…2
…3
Twilight looks to pull Porter out of the ring to add more injury but Requiem stomps down on Twilights hand, backing up the One Shot champion, Eric Evans rushes to the ring to chase away Twilight, and to check on Porter who is now on his feet.
Samantha: Here is your winner REQUIEM!!!!
Porter, Evans, and Requiem are standing in the ring after the holding up each others hands into the air as the fans cheer for both Porter and Requiem for their match. Evans grabs a microphone.
Eric Evans: I know all of you in Sex and Violence are pissed as hell, but I warned you, don't trust the man that can't be trusted. I can't help it you fucks are too dumb to realize that I was actually playing you all along. Porter knew the plan just as well as I did...and I must say, the Oscar for best actor goes to Porter Fucking MacLeod.
The fans cheer again.
Eric Evans: Some of you might still hate me, but I don't fucking care, you have to remember that. But, I can still remind each of you that I did this to protect your champion and I--
Requiem snatches Eric's hand and brings it to his mouth, breathing heavily and angrily.
Requiem: I...don't...need....protection.…
Requiem throws Eric's hand away and stands glaring at Porter and Evans for all the comments that's been made tonight. Evans hands Requiem the microphone and after a long pause, Requiem begins to speak.
Requiem: I am--
Requiem is cut short by a electric buzzing sound as the microphone goes up in flames. He tosses the microphone aside. Porter and Evans are standing guard, looking around the ring and into the crowd warily. Requiem just stands there laughing at what just happened. After Evans and Porter calm down they begin to exit the ring, but the lights short out and the arena is left to pitch black.
Alex: Leave it to the Japanese to have a power surge on national broadcasted television.
Eric: I don't think this has anything to do with modern technology...I think this is something much more primitive.
Alex: What the fuck are you talking about?
As soon as Lex finishes arguing with Eric we see a glowing green fog rise up from under the ring. It illuminates the arena faintly and we can see Evans and Porter looking frantically around, Requiem just stands in the center of the ring with his head hung low. After the fog has reached well out into the audience we hear inaudible whispering of a child and the tron cuts on to a message scrawled in blood.
"THE END IS NEAR"
The children whispering begin to giggle. The then begin a short nursery rhyme and they all sing in unison.
"A tisket, a tasket, The Skarecrow's out his casket...turn out the lights and lock the door, praying that he passes..."
The last word echoes throughout the arena and another message appears on the tron.
"IN SIX DAYS, REQUIEM, YOU WILL KNOW THE ONE...TRUE...EVIL"
The fog begins to swirl as the children are giggling still in their whispered voices. The lights slowly come back on...but hanging about a foot above Requiem's head is a reaper's scythe swinging back and forth like a pendulum. Requiem sees this and has no expression upon his face at all. The camera zooms in on the scythe and sees that blood has stained it. The camera fades on the scythe swinging to and fro.
The scene fades in focused on Jinx as he is walking down the halls of a hospital. He walks past all the rooms, looking inside at all the patients that inhabit them. He stops at one room in particular. A nurse is checking a coma patients vital signs. He peeks in at the door way. The nurse sees him and then approaches him.
Nurse: Sir, visiting hours are over.
Jinx: Well darn. I was hoping to visit dear old Uncle Benny, but since you are here, I do have a medical condition. It is an itch that I cannot scratch, a thorn in my side so to speak. Maybe you have heard of it, it is called DLS Syndrome.
The nurse looks confused.
Nurse: No, I can honestly say that I have never heard of it.
Jinx: It’s as if every time I get rid of the rash, the son of a bitch flares up again, and I have to scratch that embarrassing itch. Then it‘ll clear up, only to appear again the following week. I must admit, its begging to be a real pain in the ass
Nurse: I really never heard of such thing, are you sure its not a case of Hives or maybe a allergic reaction?
Jinx: Don’t you think I would have realize it was a case of Hives? And you call yourself a nurse. What kind of place are you running here?
The nurse seems to be offended by Jinx’s statement.
Nurse: What are the symptoms again?
Jinx smiles.
Jinx: Funny you should ask. Maybe if you were paying attention!
Jinx punches the nurse right in the face. He stumbles into the room of the patient that he just checked. He falls back on the wall. Jinx walks up to him and grabs him by the hair and throws him on the unoccupied hospital bed that is next to the coma patients. He straps him down.
Jinx: We wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself now.
Jinx laughs as he straps the nurse down.
Jinx: Who wants to be a male nurse these days?
Jinx goes to the cabinet where they keep the syringes. He pulls out a needle and goes back over to the nurse.
Jinx: Now hold still. This is going to hurt like the Dickens.
He laughs and jams the syringe into the arm of the nurse. He pulls it out and does it again, still laughing. He looks over at the lifeless coma patient.
Jinx: You see Nurse No Nuts, I have a theory…You see I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger
He laughs some more. He looks down at the patients catheter bag and sees that it is filled with urine.
Jinx: Why, that is no way to run a hospital. That is completely not sterile. Let me empty this for you.
He picks up the catheter bag and un-hooks the tube from it. He then dumps it all over the nurse, laughing while he does it.
Jinx: Oh My it seems you have lost control of your bladder.
He laughs some more. He then goes and puts gloves on and picks the syringe and takes it to the nurse’s face. Blood starts to flow from the nurses carved forehead. Jinx is still laughing. He then drops the syringe and goes and picks up a dose of morphine. He looks at the syringe.
Jinx: Why, that is not enough.
He picks up 6 others and at one time, jams them into the arm of the nurse. He releases the morphine into the nurse’s blood stream. He drops the needles, looks over at the coma patient.
Jinx: Looks like you guys got some company
Jinx grabs one of the coma victims.
Jinx: This is the look I’m going for next Sunday, DLS is already as pale as a ghost, I just have to render him helpless. Give his brain a swift kick, leaving his body to shake in a rather unpleasant fit. Then in one swift move, Ill snap the connection and leave his body motionless, but not in a coma state, at least not right away. You see it seems I have been getting closer, oh so closer in tasting the sweet taste that is Crystal’s forbidden fruit, I believe Sunday will be the night, I not only taste the fruit, but tear it into shreds!
Jinx licks and cuddles next to the coma patient
Jinx: I am getting all giddy with just the thought. Oh hold me will you dear!
He wraps the patients arms around him
Jinx: How does it feel DLS, to know you have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. You’re nothing but a helpless heap of nothing! Your merely a Turkey being lead to the slutter house. Happy Thanksgiving DLS.
He leaps off the bed
Jinx: Tootles
He leaves the room as the scene fades.
First Blood Match
One Shot Championship
Twilight Rayn (c) vs. Troy Gafgen
Samantha Jinx: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is are Main Event of the night! And it falls under First Blood rules and is for the One Shot Championship. Making his way to the ring first, give it up for the challenger…TROY GAFGEN!
Perfect Insanity hits and the arena goes pitch black. We then see smoke from the entrance ramp. Then red pyro explode and Troy Gafgen walks out from the curtain. He waves to the fans and slaps some of the fans hands as he walks down to the ring. He then goes into the ring and raises his arms which sets off more pyro as the crowd cheers him.
Samantha: And his opponent, The Current One Shot Champion…TWILIGHT RAYN!!!
Rob Zombie's Dracula begins to play. After the first break the lights dim and power down like there is a power outage. Once the intro is over a light shines up from the stage. A column of vapor begins to rise up. Twilight rises from the stage. His eyes remain closed as a pillar of vapor rises up around his body. After several moments pass he opens his eyes and walks down the ramp. He ignores the fan's reaction to him whether good or bad and slides into the ring
Eric Mark: And what a treat tonight. We’ll be seeing two great WU stars clash. Twilight Rayn is going up against arguably one of WU’s hottest young talents in Troy Gafgen
Eric Mark: Yeah, dude weird as hell but I gotta admit that Gafgen’s made his mark on this company. Definitely might be seeing him walk out of here the One Shot champion
The bell rings and Troy goes right after Rayn. Twilight ducks out of the way and goes behind Troy with a waist lock. Troy shakes his head, turns sideways and goes to take Twilight over with a hip toss. Rayn lands on his feet and nails Troy with a kick to the jaw. Troy stumbles back into the corner a bit, holding his jaw. He looks up and Twilight charges. Troy moves but Rayn leaps on the top turnbuckle and jumps off taking Troy down with a moonsault. Both wrestlers get up and Twilight tries for another kick. Troy ducks it, grabs Rayn by the hair and tosses him over the top rope to the arena floor. He begins to check on his mouth and is glad to see no blood but what he doesn't see is Rayn as he hops up on the ring apron.
Eric Mark: The strange style of Twilight Rayn may even be catching Troy off guard here.
Alex Horn: I doubt it, it’s just how good Rayn is, Gafgen is a straight shooter
Troy turns and Rayn catapults himself over the top rope and nails him with a missile dropkick. He begins to bring down the blows to Troy‘s head to get some sort of a blood flow, Troy pooks Twilight in the eyes. Both wrestlers get up. Rayn again charges at Troy but this time gets caught in Troy’s grasp. Troy lifts Rayn up and lets him fall face and chest first to the mat. Twilight stumbles to his feet and gets nailed with a chop by Troy that sends him crashing to the mat. Rayn stumbles to his feet, holding his chest only to be hooked by Troy once again. Troy lifts Rayn up and nails a textbook vertical supplex. He pulls Rayn to his feet again and whips him into the ropes. Rayn ducks a lariat attempt by Troy but gets nailed with a sharp elbow right to his chest as he bounces off the ropes. Rayn goes down hard and Troy begins to stomp Twilight to cause him to bleed, but gives up a few moments in
Eric Mark: Can Vampire’s bleed?
Alex Horn: You really believe this dick is a vampire?
Eric Mark: Shut up, asshole.
Troy pulls Twilight up and whips him hard into the corner. Twilight stumbles out of the corner and eats another hard chop to his chest from Troy that sends him crashing to the mat. Troy stands and waits as Rayn struggles to pull himself up using the ropes. He turns and Troy goes
………………..
Twilight holds on to the ropes and Troy; crashes to the mat. Twilight quickly begins kicking away at Troy, nailing him everywhere his boot can reach. Troy then manages to get, up only to stumble into a Lou Thez Press from Twilight. He gets to his knees and gets nailed with a kick to the face by Rayn that sends him hard to the mat again.
Alex Horn: What kinda cheap ass shit is that?
Eric Mark: What? You are the most contradicting person I’ve ever met in my life!
Alex Horn: What? I’m Catholic, we don’t believe in contradicting.
Rayn drops a knee to the bridge of Troy's nose and Troy rolls around in pain. He gets to his knees and gets nailed with a knee from Twilight right to his nose again. Troy rolls out of the ring but Twilight rolls outside after him. He grabs Troy and goes to try and whip him into the ring steps but Troy reverses it sending Twilight hard into the steps before rolling back in the ring. You see a bit of a sadistic smile on Troy's face a the referee looks around for blood
Twilight manages to roll back in the ring holding his back. Immediately inside, Twilight dodges Troy’s attempt at an exploder supplex, coming out on the other side of the challenger. Rayn leaps into the air and nails Troy right in the nose again, this time with the drop Sault! But to the surprise of Rayn no blood
Troy clutches at his nose and slowly begins to stand up, not noticing that Twilight is already on the top rope! Troy stands up and gets nailed with Shooting Star Press DDT!
Eric Mark: That has to be it, there is only so much punishment the human head can take before it begins to bleed
Both men are on there feet, and Troy in a last ditch effort tries for hip toss but narrowly Twilight avoids it. Rolling under the ropes, Twilight hits the floor outside and heads under the ring. As Troy approaches, Rayn throws a trash can at him, catching Troy off guard. However, a last minute shielding with his arms saves Troy much of the damage. Twilight gets up off the ground and climbs back into the ring, only to have Troy hit him with a flying dropkick. Troy Gafgen gets back to his feet and smashes Twilight with a diving elbow smash. Gafgen gets back to his feet and executes a corkscrew legdrop on Rayn. He then yanks Rayn back to his feet by the hair and springboard DDT's Twilight’s head straight into the mat! The fans scream in unison for the athletic young man as he continues his assault. He throws Twilight out of the ring, watching as he smacks against the floor hard. Troy then follows Twilight out of the ring and, once there, kicks him a few times in the midsection for good measure. He grabs Twilight by the hair and drags him towards the ramp.
Eric Mark: Now what the hell is Troy Gafgen doing all the way over there?
Alex Horn: Who the hell knows but this is a first blood match. Kill…kill…KILL!!!
Eric Mark: [Sighs] How the hell did you get this goddamn job?
Alex Horn: Shut it, bitch
With the crowd in awe, Troy executes a swinging bulldog onto Twilight, driving his face into the steel. Satisfied with the results, Troy grabs hold of his opponent and heads back to the ring. He tosses Twilight casually inside before following in after him. A flying somersault drop kick by Troy Gafgen keeps him in definite control of what has proven to be a epic bout. Troy then gets back to his feet, pulling Rayn up with him. He grabs Twilight by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Troy then jumps onto Twilight's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat as the fans surprisingly rally behind him. Standing to his feet, Troy stares out at the crowd with glee before dropping to him back and rolling out of the ring. He returns weapon in hand. Troy Gafgen swings his kendo stick and hits Troy across then back. He then cracks him over the back once again, breaking the stick in half. Troy tosses the destroyed weapon to the side and begins stomping away relentlessly at Rayn.
Alex Horn: Damn, Troy seems to have some aggression that he desperately needs to get out!
Eric Mark: And it seems to be with good reason.
Alex Horn: I never knew who he was before tonight’s match
Troy looks to send Twilight into the corner, but Twilight reverse the move and sends Troy hard into the corner, smacking his back against it which jolts him forward and straight into the mat, allowing Twilight to hit Troy with a elbow drop. Twilight gets back to his feet and stares down at the fallen, Troy Gafgen. With a smile, Twilight hauls Troy back to his feet and begins to ascend to the top turnbuckle, inciting more and more excitement in the fans with every step he takes. Signaling to the crowd Twilight leaps into the air and nails Troy with a top rope double underhook face buster!
HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT
Twilight crawls away from the broken Troy Gafgen as the ref rushes to check for blood. Twilight crewels up the guard rail when we see Porter walking down the ramp, Twilight looks up and Porter grabs his face, smiles and takes out a packet of Ketchup smears it on the forehead of Rayn followed by dropping the One Shot champion with the Pay the Piper! The ref turns as Porter slowly walks away from Twilight, the ref spots the reddish, crimson looking smudge on Twilight’s forehead and rings the bell
Alex Horn: There is no way Weener is that dumb
DING…DING…DING
Samantha: Here is your winner….AND NEW ONE SHOT CHAMPION…TROY GAFGEN!!!
Alex Horn: I stand corrected
Troy is trilled he has become champion but looks to be a little dumbfounded about the way he has become champion. He rolls out the ring with the One Shot championship leaving Twilight Rayn to fight with Weener, telling him that it’s Ketchup. Weener isn’t listing which pushes Twilight over the edge, as he drops Weener with the True Blood! The Camera gets a shot of Twilight looking up at Porter who looks to be laughing his ass off as Twilight.
Eric Mark: Troy Gafgen is the new One Shot champion
Alex Horn: At least we see Troy’s true colors, he isn’t some clean cut superstar, he saw what went down!
Eric Mark: Nonetheless, he is the champion and you can just picture the rage that Rayn will be looking to unleash this Sunday night!
The scene fades to the WU logo as we get one more shot of Twilight Rayn and Porter MaCleod
