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I feel like I wanna smack somebody Turn around and b*tch slap somebody But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no) I ain't givin' in to it (no, no, no) Anxieties bash my mind in Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no) I won't lose control bro (no, no, no) Neon blue lights now dart across the stage while the crowd sings along with the lyrics. Shackle and chained My soul feels stained I can't explain got an ich on my brain Lately my whole aim is to maintain And regain control of my mainframe Several action shots suddenly begin flashing across the scene everywhere from battles in the ring to battles on the streets on the Vegas Strip. My bloods boiling its beatin' out propane My train of thoughts more like a runaway train I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane In the rain and I'm might just hydroplane The strobe light begins to flash faster. I don't fear none of my enemies And I don't fear bullets from Uzis I've been dealing with something that’s worse than these That'll make you fall to your knees and that’s the… And suddenly blast of pyro goes off and the noise in the arena is deafening as the camera suddenly pans over various signs thrown up throughout the arena. The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry Paranoias brought me to my knees Lord please please please Take away my anxiety The sane and the insane rivalry Paranoias brought me to my knees Lord please please please Take away my anxiety The 96 logo flashes across the screen quickly as the cameras cut to Jayson Smith making his way into the arena Alex Mark: Son of a mother...Jayson Smith is in the house! Eric Horn: I'm surprised he's even walking after the attack he suffered at the hands of Jason Burrows. Alex Mark: I'm surprised the bitch would show his face after that smackdown, I mean he didn't even fight back Eric Eric Horn: He's the owner, that shit shouldn't happen Alex Mark: Are you kidding me? Everyone enjoys watching the man in charge getting his ass kick The camera shows Melissa Jones running up to Jayson Smith Melissa Jones: Jayson....Jayson...Can we... Jayson Smith: Not now Melissa Melissa Jones: But...No one expected you to be walking never mind showing up Jayson Smith: I'm here, nuff said Jayson storms off away from Melissa Alex Mark: Someone's got a bug up there ass Eric Horn: I got a feeling, shit is gonna fly *COMMERCIAL* Doom and Melody lock horns as soon as the bell rings, both looking for an advantageous position. Doom finds his as he allows Melody to muscle him into a corner, only to thumb her in the eye and knife edge chop him in the throat!! The fans boo as Melody drops to her knees, gasping for air as Doom stands tall. He goes to pick up Melody but Mel returns the illegal tactic with a low blow, doubling over Doom to her level and leaving "OHHS!!!" trailing through the arena. Melody gets up to her feet and picks up Doom for a DDT, but Doom counters with a bridging northern lights suplex!! 1... 2... Quick kick out Eric: Well these two certainly aren't holding back on the dirtiness Alex: It's all or nothing E4short. When you a fresh fish you gots to go to all extremes to get dat' paper. Eric: I assume so. Usually I just wait outside and my paper is delivered at 6 o' clock sharp every morning. Alex: ....Oh man. Doom lifts up Mel and tosses her to the ropes. Doom goes for a high kick but Mel hooks onto the ropes, leaving Doom to stumble a little. Mel flies forward with a flying elbow, knocking Doom to the mat!! Mel picks up Doom and hooks him from behind for what looks like a tiger suplex, but Mel releases the double hook with a big back kick to the groin!!! More "OHHS!!" from the crowd as Doom follows it up with an deadly powerbomb and goes for the pin!! 1... 2... Another close kick out Eric: If these two keep on going at it there might not be any children in their future!! Alex: Fuckin' without a condom and not havin' to worry bout' bein' a baby daddy is a good thing. Even if it do hurt like a bitch Eric: Well I don't know about you, but I'd like to bring a little Eric into the world some day. Alex: God help us all. Doom starts firing off several sharp boots to the chest, looking pissed off at Mel's tenacity. He rips up Melody from the mat and positions her standing, aiming for a flying enziguri. Mel ducks just in time and scoops up Doom for tombstone piledriver!! She goes to drop him but Doom kicks his legs, reversing the move!!! He goes to drop Mel but Melody kicks her legs, this time falling down with Doom and hooking on to the leg for a variation of the michonoku driver!! 1... 2... 3!!! Samantha: Here is your winner...via PIN FALL at 4 minutes, 17 seconds...96's first and only Diva....MELODY!!! Eric: Doom kicked out at the last nanosecond, but that was one nanosecond too short for the ref's hand!! Alex: The fuck is a nanosecond? Ah who cares, Jinx comin' down fo' revenge!! Fans cheer as a Jinx races the best he can to ringside, rolling into the ring and slamming fist after fist into Doom!! Melody rolls out of the ring and makes his way up as Jinx goes to town on Doom!! But out of the blue, comes the former Wrestling Unplugged superstar DLS who runs through the curtains, breezing past Mel and sliding into the ring to even the odds! Eric: Jinx is getting his revenge but it looks like DLS is here in 96 and is keeping an eye out for his new friend!! Alex: DLS has friends? DLS doesn't get a chance to do anything as Rico Sutton comes charging through the curtains. The sight of him zooming into the ring gets DLS and Doom to retreat, with both of them looking on at Rico as a legit threat. Jinx and Rico stand tall in the ring as DLS and Doom walk up the ramp wanting none of the duo Eric: Could we be seeing a new alliance here between Rico Sutton and Jinx? Alex: I have no idea, but these two are set to face off later tonight!!! Eric: Let's get a quick commercial break in, stay tuned folks!! *COMMERCIAL* We return from commercial with Jayson Smith sitting in his office Jayson Smith: SBK vs. Nathan Lancaster vs. Colton Vargas...For the Revolution Championship? What the hell is Burrows up to, this has to be one of the worse PPV mainevents of all time Burrows: I was thinking about how much it would piss you off The camera spots Burrows standing in the door way of Smith's office Jayson Smith: What the hell are you doing here?! I swear to go if you even try to make a move, I will have your ass arrseted! Burrows: OoOH not the police, come on Smith if I wanted to kick your ass I would have done it before you entered the arena Jayson Smith: So why the hell are you here? Burrows: Could ask you the same thing, seeing as I own 96 Jayson Smith: Not after Thankful Sins Burrows: Sure...Because we all know how tuff you are Jayson pounds his desk Jayson Smith: Why don't you just tell me what it is you want Burrows: There's this office secret....Rumors if you would about you signing someone...Someone who could really throw a wrench into my plans for this promotion Jayson Smith: And your scared Burrows: Scared...of a move from you? Lets be serious here, I could give a rats ass about who you got in your corner. Because I also hit up the free agent market, and just like we saw your golden boy SBK fall last week, we'll all watch your secret boy toy do the same Smith: Your little games aren't doing jack to me, I could care less who you signed, because the person I have in my corner is gonna blow not only who ever you got, but he'll change the whole outlook of 9... Smith stands in the face of Burrows but is quicly knocked back into his seat by Osh Vaughan who is standing next to Burrows Burrows: Smith...Meet the future of 96 Promotions Smith looks shock as he watches the former NMW superstar Osh Vaughan and Burrows walk out of his office, he picks up his phone... Smith: Hey....We have a little probleum A pause Smith: Its Osh...He signed Osh Vaughan Another pause Smith: We really need to blow the roof off this motherfucker tonight He hangs up the phone as we cut to Carmine Vestieri is in his locker room lacing up his boots. Carmine looking slightly more intense than he had in the past few weeks. A slight knock is heard on his door, before Brandon Maddox walks into the locker room. Carmine turns to look at him for a moment, it almost looks like the patented death glare, before he returns to lacing up his boots. Brandon Maddox: Listen, I'm not here to start any trouble, Carmine. You know... I actually respect you because you are a hell of a fighter, and that's something I can't just overlook. I want you to know that I promise you that this is going to be a clean, competitive, good match. Carmine stands up and slowly turns to look at Maddox. He walks over towards him and just stares in his eyes for a moment before he walks right on past. Cut back to the booth Eric: From the looks of it Carmine is not too fond of Maddox. Alex: Oh don't mind him, he's just butt hurt cuz' he lost his butt buddy road dog. Now he gotta find him a new booty bumper to help him stick a needle in his ass. Eric: Do you have any idea of how much of an ass you are? Alex: I think a fair amount, no? Eric: ANYWAYS this should be a good athletic contest between a seasoned veteran and a young scrapper looking to make his way up the ranks. Will Maddox be able to shake off the rust and pull out a must win or will Carmine prove he's a threat and send Maddox to the ranks of Jobber? Let's find out. Carmine comes out of the gates like a determined horse, shoving Maddox backwards into the corner before opening up on him with open hand slaps to the chest. Maddox tries to fight him off but Carmine shows too much aggressiveness, the ref having to come in and break it up, forcing them out of the corner. Maddox locks up with Carmine, shooting the legs quickly after and yanking him down to the mat, sitting on Carmine's back and looking around, showing control. Carmine bumps him off, and the two square off again. They shuffle, Maddox getting an advantage as he hits a series of quick slams and takedowns before whipping Carmine across the ring, catching him off the rebound with a leaping dropkick straight to the chin, the crowd applauding his athleticism. He lifts him up quickly, wrapping both arms around him tightly and throwing him up and over with a belly-to-belly suplex. Eric: Beautiful suplex by Brandon Maddox there… Alex: Heyyo, he betta be careful starting a suplex contest with Carmine over there Brandon Maddox helps Carmine up to his feet, slower this time, but Carmine bursts up, wrapping one arm over the shoulder, the other under an arm, hitting Maddox with a modified Exploder Suplex, planting Maddox flat as the crowd boos Carmine but again, appreciates the move. Carmine helps Maddox up, locking an arm in standard suplex position. Maddox fires back with lifted knees to the gut, locking Carmine's head instead and lifting him straight into a stalling suplex, taking a few steps around the ring before planting him forward onto his face. Eric: Man…just like you said Lex, this thing has become a suplex contest! Alex: Both des foos are well-equiped Maddox lays a few stomps into Carmine before running to the ropes, using the momentum to leap into the air and plant a sharp elbow drop into the gut of the lion. Carmine pulls himself up with the ropes, getting clobbered by a charging Maddox, falling through to the outskirts of the apron. He stands tall and see Maddox charging again. Carmine lifts a leg through the middle rope, kicking Maddox in the side. He grabs Maddox's head and jumps down to the floor below, dragging Maddox's throat down onto the top rope. Carmine slides right back in and waves on Maddox as he struggles to get up, fighting for air. Maddox slowly turns around and gets kicked low and drilled to the mat with Carmine's famous Last Shot, draping over Maddox afterwords for the count… 1… 2… 3… Samantha: Here is your winner via PIN FALL at 6 minutes 14 seconds...The Lion...CARMINE VESTIERI!!! Alex: Big win by Carmine Vestieri here, he looks as sharp as ever! Fade to commercial. *Commercial* Returning once more from commercial break, the action is taken backstage as Jinx bumps into Rico Sutton who is preparing for his match in just a few moments. Jinx: Hey Rico, how are you? Got any good sub sandwiches around here? Jinx getting a slightly cheesy smile on his face, as the large behemoth known as Rico Sutton turns to look at him for a moment Rico Sutton: Really? You think for a single second if I did, I'd actually share them with you? Jinx: Listen, this isn't the NLWF, you're not protected here like you would be back there. You're nothing here, you're not a savior here. You're NOTHING. I don't even know why they would have -me- face off against someone like....You. Rico Sutton: You know if I was you, I'd be worrying about the lack of protection. Not me. Getting an indignant look on his face, Jinx steps up to Rico Jinx: Oh really? REALLY?! Well guess what, consider your next match an Hard Justice Match, I'd love to beat you in your own match Rico glares at Jinx and steps up for a moment as well Rico: Your mouth just wrote a check you can't cash. Jinx smirks and walks away leaving a seething Rico in his wake. Eric: Jinx is laying down his authority Alex: Betta respect tha mafuckas author-i-tie. Eric: Honestly does Jinx think he can stand a chance against this giant? Alex: Something is up that foo's sleeve, I know it. Eric: Well it better be something big because Rico is an undefeated killing machine thus far, and that match is NOW!!! Jinx dances circles around Rico, who stands in the center of the ring watching and waiting. When Jinx finally tries to attack, Rico slams his hand down like a gavel on top of Jinx's head, knocking the much smaller opponent flat. He grabs Jinx, lifting him up like a child before sending him with a hop toss to the other side of the ring, the crowd loving it. Rico stalks Jinx, lifting him up again and throwing him into the corner, hammering at him with powerful rights and lefts. He takes a few steps back and charges, looking for a crushing body splash, but Jinx rolls out of the way, Rico crashing into the pads. Jinx leaps towards him, lifting a boot to the back of his head, shoving him into the corner again. As the big man stumbles back, Jinx springboards off of the middle rope, shooting backwards with a back elbow into the chin of Rico. Jinx staying on the attack as he runs to the ropes and leaps, performing a running shooting star press onto Rico, going for a cover… 1… Rico powers out quickly, shooting Jinx up onto his feet. As Rico rolls over and gets up, however, Jinx is already coming at him with two feet in front, kicking the spit out of his mouth. Eric: What a massive kick from Jinx!! Alex: Rico Sutton is beastly, but he gonna have to get those denture shits from dat'. Jinx claps for himself as the crowd heavily boos the sick fuck. He begins to lift Rico up, but gets swept off the mat and lifted onto Rico's shoulder. The crowd pops as Rico runs around, looking for an Oklahoma Slam. Jinx shakes out of it just in time, lifting a boot from behind Rico straight into the uprights, Rico clenching down at his groin as he falls to his knees. The ref misses the call amidst the action. Jinx goes over to the corner, crouching away from the referee as he pulls a small bottle and rag out from his tights. He douses the rag and quickly tosses the bottle to the outside. He then leaps on the back of Rico Sutton, placing the rag over his face as the giant shakes to and fro to knock off Jinx. It's no use, and the giant's eyes flutter to a close as Jinx takes him down with the fake rear naked choke. The referee raises Rico's hand once, and that's all it takes. Samantha: Here is your Winner via SUBMISSION at 5 minutes 40 seconds...JINX!!! Alex: Big win by Mr. Jinx!! He done choked out Rico Sutton!! Eric: Don’t call him MR., he doesn’t deserve any respect. He won this one cheap, as always. Except this one was unbelievably cheap. Alex: Shit…a win is a win Eric: Well regardless of this injustice, we got to go to commercial The scene opens up to show SBK and Melissa standing in front of the camera, and next to them is newly signed Osh Vaughan, standing with his dark shades over his eyes and his arms folded. The fans cheer for his image as Melissa brings the mic up to her mouth. Melissa: Hello 96 fans, standing next to me is the future of the 96 promotion... SBK: And the resident emo, Osh Vaughan. As the fans cheer for his name and not SBK's comment, Osh cuts his eyes to her before he brings up a finger. Osh Vaughan: Before I speak, I have to just handle something really quick..quick, look! As SBK and Melissa look off screen, Osh grabs a near by chair and brings it up driving it into the back of the head of SBK, busting the future hall of famer wide open, EMT's that happened to be near by rush over to SBK, as Melissa stands there wide eyed, bringing her look back to Osh. Osh: Snobby fucks don't get to hear my voice, take your ass down the hall and learn some manners. Osh looks back to SBK. Who is being carried off, as Osh towers over him and is looking pissed off. He looks at Melissa and tosses out a fake smile. Osh: Proceed. Osh folds his arms again and looks down as Melissa brings the mic back up, and begins to speak. Melissa: Since you've signed to 96 it seems that Burrows has you pinned as the future of this promotion, but Jayson Smith the creator of 96 see's it a little different, even plans on brining in somone wh oin his eyes out ranks you here in 96, How do you feel on this? Osh looks at Melissa and then around. Osh: Smith doesn't have anyone, who is he going to send? Brandon Maddox? Look around Melissa, there isn't anyone around with the desire to lead this promotion, if you ask me, SMith is just blowing smoke out of his ass Melissa gets a confused look on her face as Osh shrugs and continues to talk. Osh: It doesn't surprise me at all really. Regardless of who Smith has it isn't going to change the fact that, I am the soon to be number one contender, they would try and take things away from me that they clearly, never will. But I guess I have to endure meaningless bullshit until I get my shot, huh? I am glad that he thinks for some reason he is going to 'pickpocket' my title shot, when my name is already pretty much set in stone, thanks to Jay Burrows. But he can say whatever he wants to get that willy of his at attention.. Osh removed his shades and tossed them aside as he grabbed Melissa's hand and brought the mic up and looked to the camera. Osh: You see Sith, even when I don't bust my ass I still stand at the top of the food chain here in 96. Unlike you when I get a big shot tossed in front of me, I don't drop the ball. I actually pick it up and run with it. You've dropped the ball with 96 Smith, now your trying to save your own ass. Well Smith guess what, you still didn't amount to shit at the end of it. And if you don't like that little reality check for you, you can apply your nutsack flavored chapstick and kiss my right ass cheek. Osh smiles as he walks off the screen as the scene fades With SBK down and out, we have everyday ref Harrison take over as Colton looks weary as Nathan finishes making his elaborate entrance to the ring. Upon Nathan stepping up on the apron, two big men approach each other in the center of the ring. Nathan raises his title high to the elated crowd, all while maintaining eye contact with the monster in front of him. The referee takes the title from him, and signals for the bell. Right from the first ding both men are trading shots back and forth, neither men relenting in the opening slugfest!! Colton slips in a headbutt, which catches Nathan off guard and follows it up with a big knee to gut. From there Colton drives a thick elbow down into the spine of Nathan, dropping him down to one knee. Colton backs off a little bit and springs his back against the ropes, shooting forward for a rushing knee to the face. However Nathan moves out of the way and scoops him up with the momentum, planting him with a spinning sidewalk slam!! The crowd cheers as Nathan takes a brief moment to play to the crowd, screaming as he raises his fist. He goes to pick up Colton and Colton slams him with a low blow, eliciting boos from the audience as Colton counters the fan momentum. Eric: This was seeming like a fair fight until Colton stooped to such a cheap measure of fighting. Alex: Ain't nothin' cheap about a low blow E. Any move that turns the tables is a move you should be using. Eric: So there's nothing cheap about smashing another man's testicles? Alex: Eric, this is wrasslin'. Nothing is off limits. Colton keeps that arm crotched and stands up, delivering a ring shaking scoop slam!! He follows it up with a huge leg drop, and then while he's down there he starts hammer fisting Nathan in the face!!! Nathan throws Legs leg up and over his face and rolls away. Colton is all over him, landing boot after boot and not allowing Nathan to stand. He allows Nathan to stand briefly, but as soon as he's up to a crouch Colton grabs a side headlock and starts pounding away with lunchbox sized fists, slamming six into Nathan's face then flipping him over in a takedown. While on the ground Colton continues to pound away, landing fist after fist until Nathan is able to maneuver his body upwards and kick Colton several times in the back of the head. Those shots loosen up the hold, and allow Nathan to shift his legs up and latch on a figure four headlock as the fans squeal with delight!! Displaying great technique for a big man, Colton rolls his body over twice, switching his weight over so he loosens out of the submission. Both men stand at the same time and right away Nathan fires off a big punch to the jaw, staggering Colton and making him clinch to recover!! Eric: Did my eyes deceive me or did I just see a bit of chain wrestling from the two biggest men on the roster? Alex: I didn't slip any acid in your Diet Coke this time E. What you just saw was two mat masters showin' dese' fucks what's up. Eric: Folks you are truly seeing two of decorated veterans clashing for the first time, and they aren't letting up one bit!! Alex: Yet another reason why 96 is the best. Fuck the rest. Colton holds the clinch tight as Nathan slams several punches into his ribs. Colton goes for a trip takedown but Nathan blocks it with his leg, then he flings Colton up and down with a head and arms chokeslam varation!! On the way down Colton grabs onto Nathan, pulling him into guard and going for a Triagnle choke!! He's just about to lock on the rubber guard but Nathan slips out and goes to pick up Colton. For that he gets a huge upkick to the face, slamming Nathan in the jaw and knocking him back onto his ass!! Boos flow through the stands as Colton makes his way to his feet and walks over to Nathan. He grabs a hold of his hair and hoists him up, hooking him in a headlock. He then lifts him up in a suplex, then sends him crashing down over the top rope with a gourdbuster!!! "OHHHS" travel around as Colton measures Nathan, then flies forward with a lariat. However Nathan is still in the game and he ducks the shot, shoulder butting Colton in the gut through the ropes and soaring up and over with a leaping lariat, knocking Colton to the mat and getting some "LANCASTER!!" chants. Nathan takes several steps back, and follows up the lariat with a screaming, chest shattering elbow drop followed by the pin fall!!! 1... 2... Colton kicks out promptly and Nathan stands up to inflict more punishment. Eric: Nathan is bringing it right back to Colton but the young buck is determined to keep going!! Alex: C'mon Nathan, you's my nigga but you gotta know betta than to try to pin Colton after a fuckin' elbow drop. Shit, this ain't the 80's. Eric: You can't blame the man for trying. Nathan picks up Colton and shoves him to the corner, then starts nailing him with his trademark back elbows. Three hard shots to the side of the head follow as the crowd counts along with each shot. Nathan steps back for the big fourth, but that's where he fucks up. Colton ducks the big shot and spins Nathan up and over his shoulder, showing off his massive strength. He walks to the center of the ring and screams "MOONSHINER!!!" but just as he does Nathan slips out from behind and secures a dragon sleeper!! Nathan cranks back with the tight hold as the fans eat it up, wanting Colton to tap as he stands on his toes to alleviate pressure. Colton uses his massive leg strength to walk backwards, shoving Nathan with him all the way to the ropes. Colton then swings out his long leg and lays it on the bottom rope, getting the ref to jump in and break the hold. An exhausted Colton flops down to the mat in a sitting position as Nathan looks at him, looks to the crowd, looks at him again, then smiles wide to the crowd. He waves his hand against his ear as to get the fans to cheer, then he lunges down at Colton and yanks on both of his ears like crazy!!! The crowd goes wild as Colton screams from the painful submission!! Eric: Nathan Lancaster was telling me about that move backstage, he calls that the Hearing Aid and man oh MAN does it look painful!!! Alex: Wait hold up, he talked to you without givin' you a wedgie? Eric: Well... Alex: I thought so. Information for nerds comes at a price. Out of the bue LOBO comes rushing down to the ring Alex: Who the fuck is this? Eric: Former NMW superstar Lobo, looks like he also signed to 96 Alex: You think this is the fool SMith hired? Eric: I have no idea Lex Lobo grabs Nathan's prodigy championship, he slides into the ring and ducks a clothesline from Nathan and drops Nathan with a shot to the head, Colton gets to his and LOBO drops him with the Sacador del Corazón! Lobo begins dropping blows down on Colton, one after another and doesn't see Nathan slowly getting to his feet, blood trickling down his forhead, he looks to grab Lobo, but Lobo rolls out of harms way, and into the crowed still holding the Prodigy championship as Nathan stands dead center watching Lobo stand in the myst of the 96 fans Samantha: This match has been ruled a no contest!! Osh's appearance through the curtains only adds to the massive wave of boos blaring from the audience. Osh stands there looking at Nathan, before smirking at the Revoultion champion. Nathan leans on the ropes demanding Osh come to the ring, but without notice Nathan is dropped with the Moonshiner from Colton! Osh goes over to the timekeeper's table and rips the 96 Revolution Championship from his hands, then he slides into the ring. He waits in the corner preparing for the moment when Nathan recovers. Slowly but surely he rises to his feet, grabbing his head from the ear ringing shoot from Colton. That headache gets much worse as Osh flies forward, slamming the title into Nathan's already bleeding skull! Eric: Damn that devious man!! Hasn't Nathan been through enough!? Alex: Obviously not Osh stands over Nathan and barks at him, pointing to the title as the champ stirs on the mat probably concussed. Trash starts to litter the ring as Osh takes the belt, raises it high, then starts to strap it around his waist. But out of the blue "Remedy" by Seether hits the PA system sending the crowed into a frenzy! Eric: Who the hell? Alex: ITS SHANE HUNT!!! Eric: What is this, No Mercy Wrestling take over? He's the 3rd former superstar we've seen here tonight Alex: But look who is standing next to Shane Jayson Smith stands next to Shane Hunt as the two men look down at Osh Eric: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! SHANE HUNT IS SMITH'S PRODIGY!!! Alex: What a night!!! What a closing!!! The scene fades as Osh stands over Nathan Lancaster and Shane Hunt along with Jayson Smith look down at Osh |