The camera cuts to the parking lot, where a familiar looking black limousine rolls up. As the limousine stops, and out steps the driver, and so does his passenger MEGAN BYRON, in an extremely quick manner.
DRIVER: MS BYRON, I am supposed to get the door for you. Is there some sort of problem?
MEGAN: Yes you fool there is. I am here on MASSACRE, with no one to back me up. So forgive me if I seem like I am in a bit of a rush, but I am here with no support and have a lot of work to do. Now get out of my way, I'll be back at the end of the show.
MEGAN then storms past the driver and makes her way towards the locker room. She walks around the corner, and finds SPICE ONE sitting down on a bunch of old crates smoking a joint.
SPICE: What's up pretty lady? You here for some SPICE loving?
MEGAN: Most defiantly not. If you want you future safe here in the XWF SPICE ONE, then you will sign this contract I have here, pledging your allegiance to THE DYNASTY.
SPICE: Alright, but what's in it for me?
MEGAN: You get this really cool DYNASTY t-shirt!
SPICE: AWESOME!!! COUNT ME IN
MEGAN hands SPICE the contract and a pen. SPICE signs it, then hands it back to her in exchange for his new DYNASTY t-shirt. He puts it on straight away.
SPICE: So what do you want me to do now?
MEGAN: First of all, go out there and beat MINI MANIX. After your match meet me here, and then accompany me on my next order of business.
SPICE: You got it boss lady.
MEGAN: I'm not THE BOSS. I am merely the spokeswomen.
SPICE: Then who is THE BOSS?
MEGAN: That is on a need to know basis, and right now you don't need to know. Now go out there and win your match, do THE DYNASTY proud.
SPICE ONE, the latest acquisition of THE DYNASTY, puts his joint out and makes his way to the ring. MEGAN BYRON stands there, and looks at her watch.
MEGAN: And for the love of God make it quick. I hate being back here alone.
We fade out, to somewhere in the backstage area, after that amazingly surprising news.
The SPICE ONE battle with MINI MANIX, is set to begin. The DYNASTY SPICE, is in the ring, fresh with a new logo on his shirt, or gear, how ever you want to call it. Then suddenly from over the speakers, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY!!” The music for MINI MANIX hits the speakers. Out from the curtain, and down the ramp, at little lower than three inches, walks MINI MANIX, the MINI Wrestler. MANIX walks to the steps and then into ring, as SPICE wastes no time. SPICE charges and kicks MANIX in the chest. RIGHT INTO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS MIDGET’S CHEST!!!
WINNER: SPICE ONE
SPICE ONE makes his way back to the same spot where he earlier met MEGAN BYRON and became a member of THE DYNASTY. SPICE walks around the corner and finds MEGAN there, still waiting for him.
SPICE: Can you believe that shit?
MEGAN: SPICE we don't have time to go over your match right now. Walk with me, we are on a tight schedule.
The two of them walk together, MEGAN setting an extremely quick pace, and SPICE keeping up despite being tired from his last match and pre-match joint.
SPICE: Where are we going?
MEGAN: To recruit our next member.
SPICE: Ok, who is he or she?
MEGAN: You ask to many questions SPICE
SPICE: Sorry
MEGAN: Were here now.
MEGAN knocks on the locker room door, her head blocking our view so we can't read whose locker room it is.
VOICE: Enter
MEGAN opens the door and walks in, with SPICE ONE right behind her. As the camera follows, it is then that it becomes apparent that this is the locker room of TRENT GEIN, who is sitting there applying his wrist tape.
SPICE: TRENT GEIN, I love this guy.
TRENT: The two of you better not have come in here just to tell me that. I'm up next, and don't have time for this sort of crap.
MEGAN: My time also MR GEIN is very short and I can assure you that I am not going to waste either of ours. SPICE, just shut up for the next five minutes or so. MR GEIN I will make this brief. I am MEGAN BYRON and I am the spokeswomen for THE DYNASTY. Now THE BOSS of THE DYNASTY is a huge fan of yours, in fact the two of you have previously worked together in the XWF back in 2005. He would like for you to join THE DYNASTY, not only that, but he would like for you to head up the MASSACRE CHAPTER. Now as you can imagine, we are all on tight deadlines MR GEIN, so we are going to need an answer by the end of tonight at least.
TRENT: You'll get your answer when I am ready to give it to you. Now\205leave.
MEGAN and SPICE both exit the locker room of TRENT GEIN, closing the door behind them.
MEGAN: That guy is one scary mother(BEEP)er.
SPICE: Whoa MEGAN, you just dropped an F-bomb.
MEGAN: SPICE I asked you to be quite for five minutes, and that was only three minutes ago. You still owe me two more minutes of silence. Come on lets go, I need to make a phone call.
The two DYNASTY members walk away towards the car park area.
All four combatants are in the ring. TRENT GEIN and HUNTER RYAN both seem to be discussing tactics with one another, when suddenly they are caught off guard by SHADOW WARRIOR and DOWNFALL, who knock them both back into the ropes. DOWNFALL Irish Whips HUNTER RYAN across the ring, before hitting a quick clothesline, as SHADOW WARRIOR hammers away at TRENT GEIN in the corner, thrashing him with right hands and mudhole stomps. HUNTER RYAN is dragged back up to his feet by DOWNFALL, only for HUNTER to break away from the grip and fight back with some knife edge chops to the torso. SHADOW WARRIOR notices his partner is in trouble and rushes to his aid, only to be Back Body Dropped over HUNTER RYAN’S back, slamming the mat hard as he makes impact. TRENT GEIN gets back up to his feet, a little shaken. He heads right for DOWNFALL, who has now been picked up by HUNTER RYAN. They both hit a nice Double Suplex on DOWNFALL, before TRENT makes a cover…ONE…TWO…Too early for a pinfall at this time. SHADOW WARRIOR suddenly springs up and bulldogs HUNTER RYAN, his face smashing against the ring mat. TRENT goes after SHADOW WARRIOR, but DOWNFALL soon comes to SHADOW WARRIOR’S aid and the Double Team begins. TRENT GEIN whipped by both men across the ring, before rebounding into a Double Shoulder Block, before both opponents deliver elbow drops in unison to TRENT. HUNTER RYAN is back up and clubs SHADOW WARRIOR from behind, but DOWNFALL quickly goes after HUNTER and locks in a Full Nelson. HUNTER desperately tries to get away, but SHADOW WARRIOR begins to punch HUNTER in the chest viciously. From nowhere, TRENT GEIN rolls SHADOW WARRIOR up…ONE…TWO…DOWNFALL makes the save, releasing HUNTER RYAN to do so.
WINNER: DOWNFALL & SHADOW WARRIOR
The camera cuts backstage where JONATHYN is walking down a corridor. Walking in the opposite direction is SPICE ONE and MEGAN BYRON. JONATHYN clearly looks as if something is on his mind.
MEGAN: MR BROWN.
JONATHYN: What? Huh? Um yes.
MEGAN: I'm MEGAN BYRON, spokeswomen for THE DYNASTY. And I was wondering if I could perhaps have a brief meeting with you.
JONATHYN: The what?
MEGAN: THE DYNASTY
JONATHYN shrugs his shoulders.
JONATHYN: Never heard of it. I'm really busy, but talk to HELEN at the front desk, she is in charge of merchandise, and tell her that JONATHYN BROWN said to give you a few free posters for you and your son here. Have a nice day.
JONATHYN walks off, leaving MEGAN and SPICE both standing there confused.
SPICE: Wow, can't believe he thought I was your son. Either I look really young or you look really-
MEGAN: You finish that sentence, I will rip that mask off of your face and ram it so far down your throat that the next time you see SPICE ONE will be after your next bowel movement. JONATHYN clearly has his mind else where. I'll arrange a meeting at another date.
SPICE: Are we still going to collect the posters?
MEGAN just looks at SPICE as if to say 'What do you think?', she then turns and walks away, SPICE quickly follows.
TRENT GEIN is in his locker room preparing for his tornado tag match when suddenly the lights go out. When the lights come back up TRENT GEIN is face down and Shadow Warrior puts handcuffs on him and cuffs his hands behind his back before he pulls out a can of black spray paint. He sprays the the word "FINISHED" on his back and signs below with the initials S.W.
SHADOW WARRIOR: Have a good day TRENT
SHADOW WARRIOR drops the spray can on TRENT GEIN's back and walks out of the locker room.
CHAD is surrounded by various Massacre Staff Members. As he is dealing with the Lighting Director, Camera Director, etc. a man comes up to him wearing a hard hat and an orange vest like the guys on the Highway Department. He taps CHAD on the shoulder.
WORK FOREMAN: Excuse me, sir.
CHAD: Who are you? What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?
WORK FOREMAN: Yes sir, but I'm with the Public Works Department, we're doing a repave on the parking lot here at the arena, part of the Mayor's City Beautification Project.
CHAD: I'm not sure what this has to do with me. Go do what you need to do.
WORK FOREMAN: I would sir, but I need the guy in charge to sign off on the work order...they tell me that's you.
CHAD: Normally, yes, but with Jonathyn being here tonight, he'd have to sign off on that. Now, can you let me get back to work.
Chad turns around but the foreman is already gone.
SPICE ONE
vs.
"MINI MANIX"
- - Standard Match - -
SPICE ONE smiles, and picks up the little man, going onto his knees striking the poor MANIX in his body with solid punches, pushing him into the corner and working him over good. SPICE lifts MANIX up like a child, and body slams him hard to the mat. MANIX arches his back, and doesn’t move. SPICE stands to his feet, and measures up that poor little midget. SPICE sticks his finger in his mouth, then up to the air, finding the correct air speed, the wind pattern, and the right velocity. The MINI MANIX rises to his feet like, almost kneeling, and SPICE rushes, and delivers a HUGE KRANIUM KICK!!! The kick sends MINI MANIX to the end of the ring, and falling down off the mat apron. The crowd, chants, and SPICE ONE pumps his fists with his clinched hands. SPICE rolls out, and lifts up that limp little midget, and rolls him into the ring. MINI MANIX rolls to the center, and spreads eagle. Looks like chalkline nearly. SPICE slides in, and cocky pins MINI MANIX, his back to the entrance, and he’s saluting all the crowd with some kind of diamond symbol he’s making with his hands! The referee reluctantly counts, ONE.. TWO.. THREE!
After the bell rings, SPICE lifts up the poor little bastard, and lifts him up into a power bomb position, and drops him with a death drop jackknife power bomb! But suddenly from the back, the faucet erupts, JOHN BECK, SULLY SILVERA, DEAN JAMES and MR WS rush the ring, as they’re all trying to attack SPICE ONE! The LORD OF THE RING, is starting early. MR WS, starts punching SPICE ONE, but from the crowd, CYREN slides into the ring, to help, and then from the back comes HUNTER RYAN, to drop CYREN out of the ring, to drop JOHN BECK out of the ring, and then SPICE ONE drops HUNTER RYAN with a big boot! SPICE slides out of the ring, holding his face, that mask, and everything, hurrying backstage. DEAN JAMES drops a leg drop on HUNTER RYAN, and HUNTER RYAN rolls out of the ring, to regain himself, as XWF OFFICALS come out to separate this battling group. If this is what LORD OF THE RING looks like, it’s going to be a WAR, not a BATTLE.
Hunter walks backstage...seems to be looking for someone in particular. Finally, he comes across his target. Codey Hart is talking to one of the stage techs when Hunter approaches him.
HUNTER: Helluva match last week, Codey. I think we both know that's to be expected from each other, though. I gotta say, despite the controversial end to last week's match...you showed me something, Hart.
CODEY HART: And what's that, Hunter?
Hunter extends his hand to his Lord of the Ring opponent.
HUNTER: You're on top of the youth movement in this fed, my friend. You have a great future in this business.
Codey takes Hunter's hand to shake it, but Hunter pulls him in close. The two are nearly nose to nose now.
HUNTER: But make no mistake, Codey...that match last week...as far as I'm concerned didn't have a true ending. You walked out of that ring last week still holding that Canadian Title because of a screw-job by the official. At Lord of the Ring, Hart...the real ending to last week's match will be Hunter Ryan walking out of there holding the Canadian Title high over his head.
He releases Codey and takes a step back, but their eyes are firmly locked on each other.
HUNTER: Now, if you'll excuse me...I have a match to win. Be sure to take notes...Champ.
We fade to the backstage hallway, as we've got SPICE ONE with MEGAN again.
The scene cuts backstage where FAMINE OF THE VILE is sitting down by the production truck drinking beer. NICK walks up to him visibly upset.
NICK: Where the hell have you been man? I've been trying to reach you for three days now wondering if you were going to show up tonight.
FAMINE: Well, here I am buddy. I'll be sure to be at ringside tonight so don't you worry about a thang my brother!
NICK: Haven't you had enough to drink?
FAMINE: Not nearly as much as I want.
NICK: What the hell has gotten into you man? First you don't return my calls, then I find out you're sitting back here drinking your ass off. Did you forget you have to be at ringside? You can't go out there if you're like this.
FAMINE: Look NICK, this isn't a goddamn AA meeting. I'll be fine and when it comes time to get out there I will be there so chill.
NICK: What about Lord of the Ring? We're going for the tag titles man.
FAMINE: Don't you worry about those titles. They are going to go to the most deserving group in that match. Everything is going to go exactly as planned.
NICK: Good. That's what I wanna hear. So I'll see you out there right?
FAMINE: Absolutely captain!
NICK leaves as FAMINE continues to drink
SHADOW WARRIOR & DOWNFALL
vs.
HUNTER RYAN & TRENT GEIN
- - Tornado Tag Match - -
HUNTER goes after DOWNFALL once again, hitting a quick Scoop Slam before following up with a Leg Drop, whilst TRENT GEIN plants SHADOW WARRIOR with a Sidewalk Slam. HUNTER and TRENT look at one another momentarily, before lifting their opponents back up and dragging them over to opposite corners of the ring. They both go to Irish Whip SHADOW WARRIOR and DOWNFALL towards once another, but SHADOW WARRIOR counters and whips TRENT towards DOWNFALL, but TRENT nails a Spear! He makes another cover…ONE…TWO…SHADOW WARRIOR breaks the count! SHADOW knocks HUNTER RYAN off his feet, before going after TRENT GEIN. DOWNFALL slowly gets up to his feet and heads for HUNTER RYAN. HUNTER goes for a Super Kick, but DOWNFALL slides beneath HUNTER’S leg and plucks HUNTER up onto his shoulders before planting him face first with an Electric Chair Drop! DOWNFALL covers…ONE…TWO…HUNTER kicks out. TRENT GEIN and SHADOW WARRIOR are still jostling for an advantage, with SHADOW WARRIOR going for a Neckbreaker, but it is blocked by TRENT GEIN who nails a PLAINSFIELD DDT! TRENT covers…ONE…TWO…
…The referee stops counting…
TRENT glares at him angrily, demanding that he finishes the count. But the referee has spotted SHADOW’S foot on the rope. TRENT is irate! He rolls out of the ring, dragging SHADOW WARRIOR towards the apron. DOWNFALL suddenly runs at the ropes and surprises TRENT with a Baseball Slide, booting him into the guard rail. SHADOW WARRIOR slowly gets back up to his feet before climbing between the second rope and standing on the apron, moving towards the turnbuckle. Back in the ring, HUNTER RYAN clotheslines DOWNFALL to the mat, before slamming into SHADOW WARRIOR’S spine. TRENT GEIN spots this and catches SHADOW WARRIOR as he is sent hurtling off the apron, planting him with a devastating SPINEBUSTER on the concrete floor! SHADOW WARRIOR screams in agony, as TRENT seems to be out of breath after using that move. The crowd are in complete shock, but are cheering for the XWF Legend. HUNTER RYAN heads outside the ring to continue the beatdown on SHADOW WARRIOR, but DOWNFALL goes right after him, hitting him with a Reverse DDT on the outside. DOWNFALL then stares at TRENT GEIN, who is still recovering after that tremendous Spinebuster he connected with. DOWNFALL lifts TRENT onto his shoulders. He’s going for the Dragonslayer, but HUNTER RYAN is up and dropkicks DOWNFALL’S left knee, causing him to drop TRENT who lands on his feet. DOWNFALL tries to get back up, but is met by another dropkick, this time to the face courtesy of HUNTER RYAN!
HUNTER and TRENT both pick DOWNFALL up and simultaneously kick him in the gut before they both fling DOWNFALL up onto their shoulders. They’re going for a Double Powerbomb! Suddenly, SHADOW WARRIOR chop blocks TRENT, sending him down to one knee. DOWNFALL somehow wraps his leg around HUNTER RYAN’S neck and twists his body, hitting a Hurricanrana of sorts. SHADOW WARRIOR and DOWNFALL both pant, staring at their fallen foes before picking HUNTER RYAN up and rolling him back into the ring. DOWNFALL keeps an eagle eye on TRENT, as SHADOW WARRIOR locks in the SHADOW’S END on HUNTER RYAN! TRENT GEIN hears HUNTER’S desperate cries of pain, but DOWNFALL stops him from getting back in the ring by kicking at him. TRENT tries to outmanoeuvre his opponent, but eventually resorts to grabbing DOWNFALL’S leg and sweeping him down to the mat. TRENT slides into the ring and quickly punches SHADOW WARRIOR across the back of the head, causing him to release the hold and clutch his head in pain. TRENT GEIN then goes back to DOWNFALL, only to get hit by a Low Blow! TRENT collapses to the mat, holding his crotch in pain as DOWNFALL heads for the top rope. HUNTER RYAN is back on his feet and runs at the ropes, causing DOWNFALL to lose his balance and land with split legs on the top turnbuckle. His eyes bulge on impact, his face turning bright red before dropping down to the mat. SHADOW WARRIOR then charges at HUNTER RYAN, who runs back at him. They both extend their arms, taking each other out with a simultaneously connecting clothesline. All four men are down and out.
HUNTER slowly rises to his feet, and so does SHADOW WARRIOR, and HUNTER charges spearing SHADOW WARRIOR knocking, him, and himself out of the ring. That leaves TRENT GEIN and DOWNFALL, in the middle of the ring, both moving about in pain, and exhaustion. DOWNFALL crawls over, and grabs onto TRENT, as they both stand up, DOWNFALL side steps, and wraps TRENT GEIN's arms and drops down! It's sends TRENT to the mat, and the referee counts, ONE... TWO... THREE!!!!
The bell rings, as TRENT GEIN is kneeling, after rolling out of the pinfall. TRENT GEIN can't believe it, it was so fast, he couldn't believe it. DOWNFALL rolls out, to meet up to SHADOW WARRIOR, but SHADOW has a weird look in his eye.SHADOW WARRIOR picks up a chair as he and DOWNFALL make it up the ramp to leave the arena and smacks DOWNFALL in the back with it. Hitting him several times with it before it falls apart. He then begins to kick DOWNFALL in the stomach and the head.
SHADOW WARRIOR: You should have made sure they put me in that match at Lord Of The Ring with TRENT GEIN. I should be in that match so that I can take back my title.
SHADOW WARRIOR makes his way back to his locker room and gets his things gathered to leave.
Backstage, we see X-EFFECT, BRIAN CADY, he’s the capture of MASSACRE, since he’s won his chance at the move up, with winning the Golden Ticket, he didn’t win the whole tournament, but he won the left side. X-EFFECT, is at the Ring Attire station, making arrangements for his new Massacre attire, shirts and new wrist bands. CADY turns about, and sees someone standing before him, the camera doesn’t make out who it is.
EFFECT: Welcome to Mass….
All he can make out, before CADY is thrown into the air, and dropped to the ground, backfirst, his arm wrenched away from his body, the man’s legs, kicking at the chest and face of BRIAN CADY! That armbar, sinks in, and X-EFFECT yells out, in pain, as he’s slapping the guy’s leg! The man lets EFFECT go, and the camera shows EFFECT as it shows, the face of the assumingly injured CADY. His right arm and shoulder being rubbed, and his left eye, building a nice shiner. Cheekbone really smooth, and puffy. Looks like EFFECT got rocked by some Ultimate Fighter. We’ll try to figure out who that was, but first, we’ve got JONATHYN in the back!
JON BROWN sits in his office he is on the phone and a couple of wrestlers sit near his desk. JON is busy negotiating a new wrestler's entrance to the fed when his door opens and the Work Foreman from earlier steps into the room.
JON: Yes, yes, no, I understand, but this is the place where the Action Never Slows Down...your client is welcome to join the fed...but I have to see him in action first...if he isn't ready for the flagship shows he'll need to stay on Impact for a while...hang on...someone just barged into my office.
WORK FOREMAN: Sorry to interrupt, sir, but I'm with the Public Works Department...
JON: I cannot believe they would actually pay you to interrupt me.
WORK FOREMAN: They are not. We're doing a repave on the parking lot as part of the Mayor's City Beautifucation Project...I just need the guy in charge to sign off on the work order.
JON: That doesn't sound like anything I would have to sign...
WORK FOREMAN: But...
JON: ...But nothing...look if you need to repave go ahead...but that sounds like the arena manager is the guy you need to talk to.
WORK FOREMAN: Look, we gotta get...
JON: Then go get it done and have him sign off on it tomorrow!
WORK FOREMAN: You sure?
JON: Just go do it and stop bothering me, okay?
WORK FOREMAN: (Smiling) You got it, Mr. Brown
The Work Foreman leaves and shaking his head at the world's inefficiencies, Jon Brown returns to his phone call, and we cut to a commercial.
This NO DQ match starts off, with NICK RYAN already down at ringside, and he’s going into the ring. He looks about and no sign of FAMINE, RYAN looks disappointed. The music changes, as “My Name’s JON BROWN” plays, and out comes JONATHYN, and BOONDOCK SAINT. JONATHYN is sporting a BOONDOCK SAINT t-shirt, and he’s carrying a Pilgrim outfit, that he’ll be wearing probably on the Thanksgiving edition of ANARCHY this week. NICK RYAN stares down both of them, as BOONDOCK SAINT, slides into the ring, and jumps up onto the corner, and gives the fans a salute. JONATHYN BROWN, stands ring side, placing that Pilgrim outfit, at the corner and he pounds the mat, to get the attention of SAINT. JONATHYN points to NICK RYAN, trying to get this match over with, before it can get any further, then the bell ring.
WINNER: BOONDOCK SAINT W/JONATHYN
The camera cuts backstage again, where MEGAN BYRON and SPICE ONE are waiting by MEGAN'S limousine.
MEGAN: I guess TRENT'S answer is no. Well come on then SPICE, hop in and I'll take you to the bar where all the other DYNASTY guys are meeting up tonight for a drink.
SPICE: Awesome, I've always wanted to have a drink with DANTE, HAIN and SHAWN HUNT, and even SETH STEVENS come to think of it. Will THE BOSS be there?
MEGAN: Not tonight KIDD, now get in so we can get there already.
SPICE climbs into the limousine and the driver shuts the door before climbing in himself. The limousine starts to make its way out of the car park. As if rounds the final bend and starts to ascend up the exit ramp, the driver slams on the breaks. There, standing in the middle of the exit ramp, chainsaw in hand, is TRENT GEIN. TRENT starts to walk towards the limousine. MEGAN climbs out the rear door of the vehicle.
MEGAN: (whispers to the driver) If he starts that chainsaw you run that freak over MR GEIN, we were about to give up on you. Have you made your decision.
TRENT: I have I'm in, but I have some conditions.
MEGAN: Sure, we can go over those on the way to the bar. Would you like to join us.
TRENT: Sure thing.
MEGAN: Great, we'll put that chainsaw in the trunk and head on over.
TRENT: No the chainsaw stays with me.
MEGAN: Ok, but we better get a move on. THE BOSS has laid down a $500 tab but with the way SAM HAIN drinks, it might be all gone by the time we get there.
MEGAN climbs back into the limousine, and TRENT GEIN climbs in right behind her. The vehicle then drives off towards the bar where THE DYNASTY is having it's first ever get together.
TRENT GEIN and SPICE ONE are both now officially members of THE DYNASTY. Who else is in their sights? Who the hell is THE BOSS?
The bell rings, and SAINT charges NICK RYAN. SAINT hammers NICK RYAN back into the corner, as NICK RYAN is protecting himself. SAINT grabs onto NICK whipping across the ring, to the other corner, and NICK RYAN stumbles out walking to the center of the ring. SAINT grabs onto NICK RYAN and drops him with an arm drag takedown. SAINT applies a standing armbar, onto RYAN trying to work on that arm, and neck, getting it ready for that clutch hold SAINT does. NICK RYAN rolls about, standing up, and pushes SAINT backwards, but SAINT spins and whips RYAN across the ring, and SAINT charges and drops him with a vicious clothesline! On the outside JONATHYN goes under the ring, and grabs a kendo stick and tosses it to SAINT. NICK RYAN shakes off the cobwebs and stands, to see SAINT with that weapon, and RYAN looks over his shoulder to see still no sign of FAMINE! RYAN turns and takes a position to protect himself, and to try to evade SAINT’s swings. As SAINT does swing at NICK RYAN! RYAN moves, and SAINT MISSES!!
SAINT side steps and wraps that kendo stick about NICK RYAN, but NICK RYAN reverses it, and drops backwards dropping SAINT hard with a Russian legsweep! NICK RYAN rolls over and covers, ONE.. KICKOUT!
NICK RYAN rolls out of the ring, and goes under the ring, for a weapon on his own, grabbing a garbage can full, tossing it into the ring, as well as pulling a table out, setting it up on the outside! NICK RYAN slides in, and grabs a broom stick from the garbage can, and lines up, like A-ROD as BOONDOCK SAINT stands up, and finds himself looking down the barrel of a broomstick right over his head! SNAP! CRACK! SAINT drops backwards! NICK RYAN drops to his knees and takes the half piece of broom, to the neck of SAINT choking him! JONATHYN pounds on the ring, to get SAINT wilded up, and trying to build his confidence back, as SAINT rolls over throwing NICK RYAN through the ropes! JONATHYN rushes to the other side of the ring, to give directions to BOONDOCK SAINT! SAINT stands up, and reaches through the ropes grabbing up NICK RYAN, but NICK RYAN stabs SAINT in the throat with a punch! NICK RYAN grabs SAINT and smashes him with an elbow, before lining him up and hooking him! NICK RYAN lifts up SAINT, in a vertical suplex but JONATHYN hurries over and throws an elbow into the knee of RYAN who drops SAINT back down, and RYAN turns to JONATHYN! But no, SAINT grabs the head of NICK RYAN, and drops his throat over the top rope, throwing RYAN backwards through that table!!!! SMASH!!!
SAINT is regaining himself in the ring, and JONATHYN is jumping for joy, this seems like the end of this NO DQ style match, as SAINT slides out of the ring, and over to NICK RYAN, but NICK RYAN with a last resort, grabs SAINT’s tights tossing him head first into the barricade! RYAN pops up, and moves about the ring, getting away from that table wreckage. NICK RYAN makes out JONATHYN on the other side of the ringpost, and charges! JONATHYN hurries about the ring, and NICK RYAN stops, and walks back to SAINT, as SAINT comes walking over to NICK RYAN, and RYAN grabs his head throwing it down, to the apron of the ring! RYAN then pushes SAINT in, as he himself climbs in, as RYAN grabs that garbage can, up and waits for SAINT to stand up, as they both take a rush into each other! SMASH! That garbage can is flatted between them both! NICK RYAN flops face first to the mat, and SAINT drops backwards! They’re both out cold, and JONATHYN is slamming on the mat for them to get up, and move for the cover! They’re moving slowly, but not fast enough.
There's FAMINE! He's finally shown up and he's got a chair in hand. He stumbles a bit as the crowd notices he's drunk. He hobbles into the ring as NICK and BOONDOCK continue to fight for a position, and NICK RYAN covers BOONDOCK SAINT, ONE.. TWO.. KICKOUT! SAINT stands up, and drops NICK RYAN with a clothesline, ONE.. TWO.. KICKOUT! SAINT moves off of NICK RYAN, and FAMINE is now in the ring with the chair in hand and takes a swing. WHACK!!! HOLY CRAP! He just leveled his own partner. FAMINE is so drunk he hit NICK and took him out. FAMINE realizes what he's done and looks at NICK who is laid out. BOONDOCK grabs FAMINE and tosses him out of the ring. FAMINE fights back to the ring ropes, as BOONDOCK SAINT covers that fallen NICK RYAN! ONE… TWO… FAMINE is up on the ring, as JONATHYN pulls FAMINE down, as the referee counts THREE!!!! JONATHYN’s choice, has pulled off this match, but can he this Sunday at LORD OF THE RING??!!!
The Main Event is now!! It’s BIGG RIGG and BIG SHANK! It’s all part of the WORLD TITLE war, between SHANK and RAVEN. RAVEN faced off with MIA SANCHEZ, this past ANARCHY, and now, SHANK faces his best friend, in BIGG RIGG! They tagged this month, and now, they’re forced to do battle. BIGG RIGG, comes to the ring, in an erupting roar of the fans! His Guns and Roses’ theme dies out, and the “Antidote” hits the speakers, and BIG SHANK steps out, with his World Title, over his arm, and his tights, tight. He walks down to the ring, shaking his head. You can tell he doesn’t want to wrestle BIGG RIGG, but this is a match, and they’re going to make the best of this. BIG SHANK walks up the steps, and has a few words towards RIGG, as RIGG sits on the rope to help him in. BIGG RIGG and BIG SHANK share a hand shake, and then they take position waiting for the bell.
WINNER: BIGG RIGG via COUNTOUT
You can bet that every seat in the arena, is empty, because everyone is standing! The World Title is taken, and given to the timekeeper, and the bell is rung. The referee lets both guys, both wrestlers, both Champions, both Legends, both competitors as they walk forward to lock up against each other! SHANK jumps quickly, locking BIGG RIGG with an arm wrench behind RIGG’s back! RIGG takes a stance, and reverses it, side stepping, and getting SHANK locked into an arm wrench of his own! SHANK looks about, and then grabs RIGG head, snapmarring him over as, RIGG and SHANK, stand up and all the crowd erupts into cheers and pops of handclapping! RIGG and SHANK share a smile, as they lock up again. RIGG pushes SHANK backwards, but SHANK reverses throwing RIGG into the corner, as SHANK steps backwards letting RIGG come out. RIGG and SHANK meet in the middle of the ring, locking up again, SHANK overpowers RIGG once more, getting his arm, and drops RIGG to one knee, after placing his feet behind the knee, driving it to the mat. SHANK wraps his arms and locks his hands, around the neck of RIGG. SHANK is applying pressure, pushing RIGG’s arm upwards. RIGG moves about, and SHANK continues to push down, driving that arm upwards to the air, the top of the arena, at a hundred and twenty-five degree angle! RIGG spins, and drops SHANK with a fireman’s carry! RIGG stands up, and SHANK pops up and they stare each other down, laughing. The crowd still erupting in cheers and pops.
SHANK reaches, forward, but RIGG slaps the arms down, grabbing at SHANK and whipping him to the ropes, as SHANK rebounds and rushes RIGG but RIGG drives his shoulder into SHANK with a shoulder block! It throws SHANK down to the mat, and RIGG runs towards the ropes and SHANK rolls over, as RIGG leaps over, and continues off the ropes, as SHANK leaps up for a dropkick, but RIGG rolls out of the way! But the referee didn’t and it connects the referee! SHANK checks on the referee, and BIGG RIGG rushes over to do the same, and SHANK points at RIGG and then at himself.
Suddenly from the crowd, and the backstage, rush a bunch of guys from the LORD OF THE RING wargames style, battle royal! SULLY SILVERA, CYREN, JACK NATION and HUNTER RYAN! DEAN JAMES, MR WS and ULYSSES S. AUSTIN! RIGG gets pushed backwards, as MR WS and DEAN JAMES are giving into him with punches! SHANK gets thrown from the ring by JACK NATION and SULLY! ONE… TWO… They lay into SHANK but SHANK tosses JACK NATION into CYREN, throwing them into the barricade. JOHN BECK rushes down to the ring, and grabs SHANK whipping him towards the steel steps! THREE, FOUR… FIVE… Meanwhile inside the ring, WITNESS is there, and HARLEY VICE now, who came from the crowd, as they start a few kicks to BIGG RIGG! SIX… SEVEN … They are trying to loosen him up, and bring BIG SHANK down, so he’s not a force in the LORD OF THE RING battle! JOHN BECK and HUNTER RYAN start a series of kicks onto the chest of SHANK! EIGHT! BIGG RIGG, in the ring starts fighting back, and knocks WITNESS out of the ring, and then clotheslines MR WS out of the ring!
SULLY SILVERA jumps onto the back of BIGG RIGG, and RIGG launches SULLY up and over onto the top of JOHN BECK and HUNTER RYAN! SHANK stands up, and starts fighting JACK NATION and CYREN to the entranceway, throwing the rising HUNTER RYAN up, into them as well. BIGG RIGG turns and sees HARLEY VICE rushing towards him, as BIGG RIGG grabs him and tosses him up and over crashing into the group, as everyone is out!
Suddenly, from the ring right behind BIGG RIGG, the referee yells NINE…… TEN!!! BIG SHANK turns to the ring and the referee and can’t believe it! BIG SHANK was counted out! Behind the referee is ULYSSES S. AUSTIN he was rooting on the count! BIG SHANK slides into the ring, and BIGG RIGG looks at ULYSSES S. AUSTIN, as AUSTIN stands up, giving the superhero stance. And BIG SHANK leaps, SHANKSTOPPER!!! What a kick, it throws AUSTIN into the ropes, and AUSTIN stumbles into the area, and RAGE!!!!! BIGG RIGG levels AUSTIN!
But the damage is done! The referee signaled for the bell, and BIGG RIGG won, via a countout!
And at the top of the ramp, after CHAD’s theme plays, CHAD comes walking, he’s obviously still disturbed from what happened to his limo, as well as JONATHYN’s.
CHAD: Ladies and Gentlemen! WHY!? You want to start the LORD of the RING, without the main part! THIS IS MASSACRE! HALF OF YOU, SHOULDN’T BE HERE, AND YOU’VE ALL RUINED MY MAIN EVENT!
CHAD steps forward, and suddenly the X-Tron, spits on, and it’s MINI MANIX, and NORMAL MANIX! They’re inside the rafters, exactly fifty some odd feet above the ring floor, and ramp. He motions with his hands, THREE, TWO… ONE! And MINI MANIX waves good bye, as CHAD is watching.
The ramp, gives way under CHAD, and CHAD drops about six feet into the bottom of the ramp! The group, look at each other, and BIG SHANK looks on, as BIGG RIGG, looks about trying to find MANIX in the rafters. The Tron shows, MANIX still as MANIX holds up the rope, and scissors. He laughs to MINI MANIX, as MINI MANIX shows NORMAL MANIX something, and NORMAL MANIX looks scared, but then laughs pushing the button! It’s a trigger!
Pyrotechnics, or so they could be called, it’s really C4 explode the ramp way! All around the hole that was created where CHAD fell! The fire burns, around the hole, and then suddenly a metal pillar that was holding some lights on the left side of the ramp way of the entrance, falls and it crashes to the hole, as the lights crash and explode inside the hole! BIG SHANK and BIGG RIGG, rush to the edge of the ring, and out, they run through the crowd, as HUNTER RYAN follows, from the back DOWNFALL and CODEY HART enter from the entrance! This isn’t suppose to happen! This isn’t apart of the card. MANIX took this too far! HARLEY VICE comes from the crowd and step behind RIGG and SHANK beside HUNTER RYAN, as they look inside the hole and see CHAD inside, buried around burning metal, and dust and dirt, CHAD laying fallen between some cable boxes. BIGG RIGG and BIG SHANK turn to the rafters and see no one. No MANIX. MANIX is gone! But CHAD is nearly DEAD! CHAD is trapped, six feet deep, in metal, and fire and just completely one upped, but MANIX.
After the EMTs and Firefighters, rush over they spray out the fire with some extinguishers, and they all try to pull out the metal, and the lights and the speakers that crashed down around CHAD! SHANK drops down into the hole, along with CODEY HART from the other side. HARLEY VICE follows SHANK, as they start pushing everything around! What’s CHAD going to do!? Is CHAD injured? What’s JONATHYN gonna say about this? Tune in, at LORD OF THE RING!!!!
