Match talk
Well well well, look at this I win the IC number one contender ship and then I get tossed in with yet another fucking jobber. What the fuck is this world coming two when A high profile superstar like me, gets tossed in against some punk ass bitch the Kleenex.
Or the phoenix or something like that.
This is fucking bullshit but what ever, everyone has to make sacrifices I guess and its just one more win under my belt right. I’m not trying to be cocky but the fans all know its true they just want to build my record so fucking high that when someone finally does beat me they will go down in the record books as the one that stopped AVP.
That isn’t want I want.
I want a championship belt around my waist and I want someone to step the fuck up and fight me like a man. Or in my opponents case a woman.
What my opponent is a man?
For fuck sakes is it getting to easy to tear into these guys I mean really.
Well here we go phoenix you about to get you ass verbally handed to you, are you really for this?
Look at you, you worthless excuse for a human. You think your some sort of hot shit because you won one match. You want a shot at AVP you got it kid, and know you don’t even open your mouth. We all know how you got this shot, by opening your mouth and sucking on something long and hard… You pop cicle eating bitch.
You really think that you can walk into that ring an expect to beat me. I mean I have fought people who have more talent in there baby toe then you do in your whole fucking body and they still got there asses kick and never once did it even look like I was about to lose. This is my fed bitch so get the fuck out.
I do have to admit, I like your style, the old saying is go big or go home, but there is a point to going big and being stupid. You want to come after the hottest superstar in the locker room, try to solidify your spot here, it works two ways. You either beat me and do the impossible, or like every other punk ass rookie bitch you get sent back down to the bottom of the totem pole. Don’t worry though, its not that bad of a fall for you because you’re already there.
So kid, you have only a few days to let my words sink in. Don’t worry no one will think any less of you if you wet your pants walking to the ring to face me. I know its scary to think about an ass kicking. I know its scary to believe that you are about to be made a fool of, just remember.
You fuck with me
And you will see
That I’M AVP.
And I’m cooler the Extacy.