_-Caution| ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter the world of one Cody fuckin' Carson. Easily offended? Fuck off, before I traumatize you for life. If blood, violence, gore, stupid humor,religious jokes, sexist jokes, and a whole lot of fucking sound a little too outrageous for your tastes, then grab your purse, adjust your skirt and get the fuck out of my sight.
_-Pissed off Ranting| I have a penis. And *Bows to Yvette* I would like to thank my kick ass sister for the banner and the layout and for her help in general. In RPing and life. I also love you for getting me and Taryn together... *Drops to a knee* Thank you... My dearst friend and only sister.
_-Get Rich, and fuck trying.|
The cameras flood to life inside a somewhat busy mall. The cameras pan around the double decked mall, spinning spinning… And then suddenly stop and falls backward. They quickly cut to a second camera as The camera man from camera one staggers into the scene and falls into a water fountain in the middle of the mall. Cody Carson, Jalie Thomas and surprisingly Carmen Dumas get caught by the camera.

"Remember the plan…" Cody said. "The truck is in position and shit. You guys want to run over this one more time?"

Carmen looked at Cody blankly. "Go through what?" She asked. Jalie rolled her eyes and Cody sighed.

"The plan, Carmen. You know. The reason we're here."

"Oh right... Right. I thought we were shopping. Can we go shopping after this?" Carmen asked. Cody gave Jalie a pleading look.

"Hey, don't look at me. I graduated high school on grades, not by showing skin."

"No Carmen." Cody sighed and walked past her. Jalie quickly followed and Carmen stood dumbfound. "You coming?"

"You said we weren’t going shopping." Carmen said, honestly confused.

Cody Dropped to his knees and throw his head back looking at the sky. He throw his harms to the side and pleaded. "Dear god, please for your own sake, save our souls, and give her brains." Cody threw his hands toward Carmen and stared at her.

"I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer-"

"Or any drawer..." Jalie cut in. Carmen glared at her.

"But it's nice to see I can still bring you to your knees." She winked at Cody and put her finger under his chin, tilting his head upward. She softly kissed his lips then turned, swaying her hips while walking off to a nearby electronics store.

"Finally she’s back to normal." Cody replied as he got up and looked at Jalie. The two followed her. As Cody and Jalie walk into the store a younger man maybe nineteen tops stops them.

"You two have been banned from here befo…" The mans voice trails off as Carmen Dumas walks up behind them. He stares at her chest and the massive amount of cleavage she is showing. And her tight jean short shorts. Cody and Jalie sneak past him as Carmen walks up and runs her finger on his lips.

"Don't worry... We're just browsing." She smirked, looking him up and down. It was a wonder she hadn't taken up acting, due to the fact that this kid had the worst case of acne on the face of the earth.

"You know, I was thinking about getting a new video camera. The one I had got roughed up a bit when me and a friend were filming. It's a documentary on love between two models. I should show you the rough draft sometime..." She winked.

Cody breaks for the back down in a dead run. He slams shoulder first into it and it doesn’t open he lays on the ground, more from hurt pride. As Jalie walks up and pushes the door handle and opens it. Cody flips her off.

"Smooth Carson, real smooth." she said walking through the door and propping it open with a chair.

"Fuck you."

"Only in your dream hun." Jalie smiled and walked past him grabbing a stereo and walking through the door putting it into the back of Carson’s black truck. She comes back in to see him still sitting on his ass. She puts her hands on her hips and looks at him. "Are you going to help me?"

"Not until you say your sorry."

Jalie smirks at the little baby voice he used and then helped him up as they started loading stuff into the truck. Meanwhile, Carmen had this poor kid hook line and sinker. She pulled him out from behind the counter. "You see, look at this." She rubs up and down him like he was a pole and a small bulge became visible in his pants. She bent over and grabbed her ankles, sliding her hands up her legs slowly and then up the rest of her body and running her finger through her hair. "See, you really got to get the bend to get the full stretch."

"I…"

She turned back to him and put her finger on his lips. "Shhh." She turned back and rolled her eyes as she felt him growing harder. She slowly stood up straight and wrapped her arms around the back of his neck, gently sliding her hand down his side and grabbing the keys from his belt. She tossed them across the room into the waiting hand of Cody Carson, who was also mesmerized by the display.

"Cody, snap the fuck out of it and get the game cabinet open."

Cody shook his head and blink his eyes, turning to the cabinets and opening then up quickly, tossing games to Jalie and systems. He Grabs an Xbox an Xbox 360 a PS2 A Gameboy SP…

"Jalie, do we want a Gamecube?"

"Yeah dude, If we don‘t like it pawn it."

"Oh, in that case…" Carson starts grabbing every single game out of the cabinet, tossing them out to Jalie.

"Can I see your belt there sweet little boy." Carmen asked and we cut back to the distraction.

"Yeah…" He takes off the belt and hands it to her, She fold it in half and snaps it.

"See I was like this. And then I said, have you been a bad girl… And she nodded." Suddenly, the kid couldn’t take it anymore, He lunged at Carmen and grasped at her shirt.

"You like it bitch."

Carmen slapped him and went to kick him in the nuts, but he backhanded her before she ever got the chance. Jalie ran from the truck to save her sister but Carson beat her to the punch. He cleared the counter and tackled the guy into a brick wall. Punching him in the face a good 5 times before letting him drop in a heap on the floor. Cody turned to Carmen.

"Thank you…"

Cody scoffed and smirked. "I didn‘t do it for you. If people would have heard you scream we would be busted."

He dropped his head and walked toward Jalie with a smirk on his face. As he passed he gave her a little wink. Jalie hopped over the counter and glanced around, picking up a pricing gun and beating the unconscious clerk over the head with it repeatedly. When it fell apart she started looking for her next weapon, but Cody stopped her. He grabbed her arm and pulled her out from behind the counter.

“Enough, dude. Robbery is enough without murder, too.” Cody warned.

Jalie went out back to the truck grudgingly. Carmen gave Cody an unsure glance before slowly following her sister out of the store.

_-Fuck the Bitch. ¤ December 4th 2005 Vs. Brandi James. ¤|

Brandi James…

What can I say about her? Hell, I could sit back and run my mouth about her past, about Rick Young, about Shawn Walsh, about her using me to get what ever she wanted out of me, Hell, I could even make her say and talk about how she ruined Carmen and I. But in truth she didn’t. She didn’t ruin my life, nope,., I did a good enough job of that myself.

If anything I fucked up your life Brandi, but you know what? I really don’t give a shit anymore. You fucked with my brain, my heart, and my soul. Something I use to think you had. But look at you Brandi, your one step away from something you use to be. Back in RWA. But remember this, Rick young will never be Walsh, he will never be more then him. He’s not Josh… And well, he sure as hell could never be me. Rick is your fucking toy. Face it. Just like me, when you were finished and the toy got old, you tossed it aside.

To bad, you’re the queen of broken fuckin hearts right. Everyone feel sorry for Brandi James, she has had a rough life? How long are you and Rick going to be together? Forever right? Bull fucking shit. Guys like Rick go out, get drunk and fuck any piece of ass they can get they hands on. Go ahead, take a shot at me for doing it, but I could give to shits about what anyone thinks of my life. The only one that need care about my life is me. You can try and fool yourself and tell yourself that Rick’s different. But look at it this way, he betrayed his brother for you. Hell, I’m not even that bad to betray my own blood. What do you thinks he’s going to do to you? Something he could pick up at some bar for the price of a drink and some viagra?

So if you think I felt lust for you, I guess your right. I did have feeling for you, every time I kissed Carmen I saw your face, I wished it was you. But guess what, false hope gets a man no where. And you know what, seeing what you have become, one night stands aren’t all that bad eh? I mean hell, I’m the world fucking champion what the hell is Rick young? A one time champion with nothing to show for it. I have the tag titles, and the world title baby. Pussy is pussy babe, just like cock is cock, but you want mine and you know it. Just listening to me now, you getting wet. You just wished I would moan your name so for once in your life you could hear what it would sound like to be with someone who could satisfy your needs. Your little boy bitch thinks he can take my blood, go for it. You think you can, go for it. I’m un-fucking-stoppable.

Hell, I can’t remember the last time I lost a fucking match. Come to think of it. I have never been pinned 1...2...3. Josh Stevens made me tap… And all my other loses where by DQ. You think you can end that right Brandi. God damn girl, your just like every other hopeless bitch, no pun intended, in the back. But I have never been pinned. But enough about me. I mean sure, I can get off on my smexyness, but its much more fun when conceded bitches like yourself get off on it.

Brandi, its a plane and simple fact that there is no way in hell you can win this match. You fucked with Mike Young one to many time. And even though we have bad blood, I never took his brother away, I kicked the shit out of one of his brother, but I never took one away. I mean think about it, if you where in Mike’s shoes, you broke up Rick Young’s relationship with someone Mike cared for and treated like a sister. Then you proceed to infect Rick you’re your fucking poison. Making him fall in love you when all he really wanted was to get his head wet. Then, you start using Rick to fight your battles. You make Rick seem tough, yet your the flicking puppet master behind the puppet. And that dumb shit is to pig headed and abscessed with fucking you to realise it. You let Rick almost kill mike, his own fucking brother Brandi, his own fucking brother. And you know who’s to blame? When a toy breaks, its not the toys fault, it’s the handler. Seeing as your to fucking stupid to grasp what I mean by this, I’ll shoot the shit and tell you point blank. Its all your fault Brandi. YOU are the reason the young family is so fucked up, and Mike know it.

So Brandi, before you even start talking shit about me and about all the shit I could say, and I could do. Look in the mirror bitch and see what you have done And what you have said.

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