Cody Carson ..{The Sensation}..

Camping With Cody

»The scene fades in to a beautifully wooded area. We're down in a small valley, surrounded by trees and right on the bank of a large pond leading down from a medium sized waterfall. The birds are chirping, the breeze is sweet, and Carson is screaming. We move downward where a campsite has been set up. Three tents. One, a large green four person tent, a slightly smaller two person tent and a single tent are tucked away between the trees, far enough away from each other not to disturb the inhabitants. The camera pans left to the water. Cody Carson and Seth Thomas are seen in their swimming trunks, wrestling each other, both attempting to drown the other. Hopefully only for a small period of time. Just on shore is Jalie Thomas, wearing a black string bikini and lying next to a brunette woman with a matching suit but slightly bigger.. Uh... Eyes. Who is she? Carmen Dumas. Jalie's twin sister. Hot, eh? Carmen looks up from her copy of Weekly World News.

Carmen: Lielee, do you think anyone will hook Bat Boy up with a good plastic surgeon?

Jalie: I don't know. Maybe you should marry him and deflect some of the attention from his giant ears.

»Seth lets go of Carson's head and he surfaces, gasping for air.

Seth: You hear that Cody? She's talking about you.

Cody: What did she say... I was getting drowned by a punk ass bi..

»Before Cody can finish Seth pushes him under the water again.Seth laughs maniacally as Jalie glances over at the two of them.

Jalie: Babe, have your fun but NO killing him!

»Seth looks relatively dissapointed, but doesn't let him up for another thirty seconds or so. The cameras switch back to the two women who are looking on in mild amusement.

Carmen: So what's the deal with Cody? Why's he single?

Jalie: Because his ex cheated on him and he wants nothing to do with the bitch. And no, I don't know why she cheated but I don't think it was his fault because she was a fucking bimbo.

Carmen: Ahh... So he isn't seeing anyone?

»Jalie drops her book and turns to face her sister.

Jalie: You are fucking kidding me. You're into Carson. Dear God...

Carmen: What?! Is there something I should know or is this just your usual 'ignorant common-folk' thing?

Jalie: No, I just... He's a good guy I just... I don't know. Whatever. The thought of my sister with the guy I used to hate is weird. But no, I no longer hate him...

»Carmen shrugs, gazing off toward the water.Seth Swims off toward a log As cody pops up. he looks around and he and Carmen lock eyes. Cody smiles at her and then swims off aftre Seth. Cody dives under the water as Seth pushes himself up onto the log.

Seth: Now where did you go you little...

»Cody pops up on the other side of the log and pulls Seth backward, holding him under for several seconds.

Cody: Ha. I win.

»Seth pops up.

Seth: Lucky shot. I'm hungry..

»Seth swims off toward shore as Cody follows. The reach the bank and climb out of the water. Jalie tosses Seth a towel.

Cody: And where's mine...?

»Jalie sticks her tongue out at him. Carmen grabs the extra towel and walks over, handing it to him. Cody smiles trying not to blush.

Cody: Thanks Carmen.

»Seth tries not to burst into laughs and Jalie looks at him. Seth gives a look like "What up with that" And Jalie motions for him to come close. he whips his chin and bends down. As Jalie whispers into his ear, an evil grin grows on his face. Cody looks confused.

Cody: What?

»Seth snickers. He glances at Carmen and shakes his head, heading over to the ice chest. He grabs three beers, tossing one each to Carson and Jalie.

Carmen: Just because i'm a model doesn't mean I don't drink. After all, i'm the sister of an alcoholic.

»Seth smirks and tosses her a beer. Jalie grabs her book and pitches it at Carmen, nailing her in the forehead.

Carmen: What the hell was that for?

Seth: Babe, I think we forgot the extra bottle of wine.

»Jalie gets a sudden case of shifty eyes. She hiccups, and turns to Carmen.

Jalie: Recovering alcoholic. There's a difference.

»Carson tries not to laugh, instead, he coughs. Opening his beer and chugging half of it.

Cody: So, Carmen how does it feel being the sister of a sadistic bitch?

»Another book is pitched through the air to hit Carson in the forehead.

Jalie: Babe... Bring me my books, pleeeeeeease.

»Seth grabs the two novels and tosses them back to her. She doesn't react quick enough, and both of them hit her in the face.

Carmen: Depends on her mood...

Cody: I see.

»Cody smiles.

Cody: Yo, I'm going to go for a walk. Anyone want to come?

»He looks at Carmen and raises his eyebrows. She blushes slightly.

Carmen: I'll go.. If you don't mind.

»She smiles. Jalie looks as if she's about to throw up. Whether from the alcohol or the sickening display of Carson's schoolboy crush is difficult to determine. As Codua nd Carmen wall by Cody flicks Jalie in teh back of teh head, and takes off at a dead frun for teh bushes,Carmen right on his tail. Jalie gets up and goes to go after them but Seth stops her.

Jalie: He HIT me!

Seth: Chill. God knows what they'e off to do... All I know is I wouldn't mind some time alone.

»Seth winks. Jalie simply stares at him in a deep state of confusion. The scene switches to Cody and Carmen, on a trail leading away from the camp site.

Carmen: So... I hear you're pretty hot in ewo right now. International champion sounds like a pretty important title.

Cody: You would think so. But they keep putting this talent against talent less fucks like Rayne Young and Matt Flash.

»Cody looks disappointed. Carmen smiles slightly.

Cody: I'm just sick of sitting back and being a rookie beater like this punk Jarvis was.

Carmen: Maybe so... But it's up to you to make the first move to make them think otherwise. Jalie always told me that the key to success is exceeding expectation. That's how I got into modeling, I guess. I got an offer from Playboy recently as well... Just keep pushing your limits. If you continue to do better, eventually others are gonna see it.

»She offers him a smile. He smiles back at her.

Cody: I'm sure playboy is going to be makin millions off your issue.

Carmen: That's sweet. I don't know, though. Just the fact that some three hundred pound hairy, sweaty inbred freak could walk up to me on the street and be like, "Hey, i've seen you naked!" is a little weird for me.

Cody: Yeah, but then I would have to kick his ass.

»Cody smiles and stares at her as she gets ahead of him a bit. He grins and rushes to catch up, running shoulder first with a tree. He looks up at her making sure she didn't see and then rushes up beside her a little embarrassed.

Carmen: Did you hear something?

Cody: What? No...

Carmen: Hm. Well... Who says you're gonna be around to kick his ass, huh? You gonna be my bodyguard?

»Cody smiles.

Cody: No... but if your hangin out with your sister and...hmm...I guess i can call him her husband... You will be seeing allot of me.

»Cody stares at the ground in shame as the scene cuts back to Seth and Jalie. Jalie is still looking confused.

Seth: Horizontal mambo. Getting freaky. Are you getting me yet?

»Jalie shakes her head no. Seth throws his hands in the air, giving up.

Jalie: Nack is like... A cool fucking word.

Seth: That’s good to know. You know what else is a good word? Tent.

»Jalie nods slowly and Seth smiles. Apparently she finally gets it.

Jalie: I made tents when I was little with the chairs from the table and my mom's sheets. It was soooo cool.

»Seth lets out a whimper of frustration, as the scene cuts back to Cody and Carmen once more. Cody is sitting on a shape rock that over looks the water. He sits with one foot dangling over the edge as Carmen comes up behind him. Cody sighs and tosses a rock down the cliff, its splashes in the water and Carmen is the first one to break of awkward silence.

Carmen: So, I guess things ended badly with um... Your wife? Girlfriend? Jalie mentioned some things...

»She sits down on the grass beside the rock and looks out at the water.

Cody: Yeah. She was sleeping with one of my buddies little ones. His name was Jay… I let the son of a bitch into my home. And he fucks my wife.

»Cody looks over at her with a grin.

Cody: She wasn’t any good in bed. I’ve gotten more hot in the ring then she could ever make me.

»Carmen raises an eyebrow.

Carmen: Sounds like you might have pretty high standards. A girl could have trouble living up to those.

»She smirks

Cody: Not really. She was lower then any ones standards. So, What else did you sister tell you about me?

»Cody raises an eyebrow.

Carmen: She said you were a pain in the ass, and an ignoramus. But those are her beliefs... Not mine.

»She smiles.

Cody: Yeah... That sounds like Jalie. She use to hate me... But I think she's starting to take a likin to me. I feel wanted around them to. It feels weird. See Before Seth and I would do anything to almost kill each other. I remember one time... I speared him off the top of a hell in a cell. In the middle of the fall, he hooked my head and slammed it into the ramp. The impact sent his arm over me and I lost. But I have and I will always respect Seth Thomas. Jalie on the other hand. She and I have had some heated battles, but nothing like Seth and I. She has got my respect, but not as much as Seth.

»Cody looks over at her.

Cody: Sorry to be boring you to death with this shit.

»He falls back into the grass and smiles, looking up at her.

Carmen: It's not boring at all. I love wrestling. I always thought about being a manager or something. I'd love to be around it... Jalie just didn't want to be responsible for me if I got hurt.

»She sighs, crawling over towards him and collapsing onto the grass to stare upward.

Carmen: I should be honest... I think I have a crush on you.. Stupid, right? Falling for a celebrity?

»Cody smiles.

Cody: I guess I should be honest to. I think I have a crush on you. And its not stupid, you falling in love with me. Its nice. And Jalie wouldn’t be responsible for you. Any cock-sucker in the back laid a hand on you and they would have to deal with the IN champion.

»Carmen seems to perk up a bit. She pulls herself up to rest on her elbows, turning to Cody.

Carmen: Well... What about you, then? Jalie has that bum guy. But I’ve noticed you usually go out to the ring alone... And allot of guys have their girlfriends as managers, we... Whoa. Sorry. I got a little ahead of myself there.

»She blushes, quickly averting her eyes to the water.

Cody: Yeah, I go to the ring alone because its less of a distraction. But hell, when Melory would come to the ring with me, at least I knew I had one fan. There people over here hate me. And I don't blame them. But if you want... You can come to the ring with me...

»Cody smiles and puts his hands behind his head.

Cody: I wonder what Seth and Jalie are up to?

Carmen: I wouldn't want to distract you. So it's up to you. We should probably get going, though. It'll be dark soon so you boys should get a fire going. Be all manly and stuff.

»She stands up and brushes off her ass. She glances back and catches Carson staring.

Carmen: See something you like, buddy?

»Cody doesn’t answer only grins. He pushes himself up and the two start back down the path. After several minutes they emerge at the camp site. Seth looks like a puppy dog that need some loving and Jalie is talking about something to him. Cody walks up and smacks Seth in the back of the head.

Cody: We should get the fire going.

»The scene fades out as Seth chases after Cody for the smack in the back of the head.

Match Talk

Hmm, Rayne Young, the punk returns. The little bitch that I beat so bad that he left the EWO. Big balls, little brain. Right Young? I mean really, think about it... You walk in here, get yourself a match against me, and I slaughter you. Then you say the match was rigged, quit, I come back to the ring and smash you in the face with my title. The thought of you returning to face me is pretty amusing. You looked like Martha Stewart on her first day of prison. But you know what man, I really don't know why you came back for a second round. You see, while you where climbing out of the hole I put you in, I was retaining my title, and getting better, night in and night out. Just like I beat Matt Flash last week, your ass will be suffering the same fate. Now...

Mr. Jarvis, how's the head?

Hey Jarvis my old buddy. I really am deeply sorry for the bitch slap I gave you last week, all fun and games right? Ha, you make me fucking sick. You say your better than me, yet, every time we meet I take out your lackey‘s and proceed to beat the fuck out of you. Its funny, Seth and Jalie had you beat even without me. And you can't say they cheated, because I evened the odds, they where down by one player, so I evened it up with a late entry. You see Jarvis, I am capable of anything. I beat your ass, and there was nothing you could do about it. But you see, I want you to win this little match with Dunn, go on and get the world title, so then I can use that push that I have been waiting oh so long to get and take that title from you as well. It seems that everything you ever get or have I end up taking it away. Like what you might ask, well let me point them out. First, lets start with the obvious ones, I took your International championship, your undefeated streak, I made you go basically insane. Now, the less obvious, I pointed out that you haven't done shit in your career in the EWO, I took your pride, you dignity away, I made people in the back see you for what you really are, and what you have always done. Take advantage of jobbers. Maybe even in more ways than one. But let’s not go into that. You sit back and take on the little guys. People started to see what I meant, as did you. You started to snap, I got under your skin, I made you mean, I made the man that you didn't want anyone to see come out. And last week, I set the bar even higher. I set the bar so that if you say no to my challenge again, everyone will see you for what you have become. A washed up, yellow bellied, loser who is afraid of a good fight. But oh yes, you did accept, but I want to hear it. I know I felt the chair to the back, but I want you to say it. Say that you have accepted!

Now is the time for "The Dealer" to show his hand.

Yep, on to my good buddy Dylan Dunn. Dunn man, you haven't said shit about me. Its because your so fucking afraid that its going to get put back in your face that you keep your mouth shut. You know what if you deny any of the shit that I say about you, you would be a blatant liar. You would be lying to yourself. You are lying to yourself, aren't you? You're sitting back and making up reasons why you ran away from me. When really, deep down inside, you know that you‘re simply not at my level. That, and you‘re too cowardly to try and improve for fear of being shot down... Again. And again. You ran from me, so I wouldn't put yet another dent in your record. That's all you‘ve shown, Dunn. Fear.. You look at me and know that any man can run forever on pure hate. That's all I have for you Dunn, and when Jarvis kicks your ass, there will be nowhere to run.

Now, back to the "Young" blood.

Rayne, let me give you some advice man, come to the right and lay down. Its that simple man. I'm the only EWO superstar to make it past five consecutive wins. One of them being you. Do you really want to face the humiliation of taking a second loss to me. I mean sure, I am the hottest damn superstar in the EWO today, and rookies would kill to get recognized by someone of my stature in the fed. But I have seen you before, I have defeated you before, and there is no need for me to prove myself to a child. How long did you wallow in self pity? Simply because your dreams, your hopes, and your aspirations were crushed. That’s life, learn to accept it. Don‘t be a glutton for punishment... it‘s incredibly pathetic. I only accepted this challenge because you called the beating on yourself. You want to finish what we started last time? Newsflash, Young. It is finished. It was finished before the bell rang the first time. But you seem to have an ego, however crushed it may be. And I do believe you were the one that quit. So this match is to redeem your pride. You went missing after I beat you the first time. How long will you be gone this time?

You bother me.

You simply walk in and demand recognition. The only thing you're known for is taking a beating you little fuck up. But you know, I really like your big return, they way it ended was so priceless... In every fed I have been in I have heard someone say some stupid shit like that. Every.. Single... Day. The eWo's days are numbered, Hell has returned. The closest you will ever be to hell is in the ring with me. See, you have to earn respect here, you don't walk in, take a beating walk out, then walk back in and expect to have it. Its funny, you really think you’re something special, that everyone is going to be watching this match for you? Ha, they just want to see the Sensation put yet another talentless fuck head right back in his place.

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