Camping With Cody 2
Jalie: Cody.
»He glances up from the flames to look her in the eye.
Jalie: If I find out you're fucking my sister... I'm going to kill you.
»Carmen rolls her eyes, grabbing a stick from the wood pile and opening up a bag of marshmallows. Cody appears to be worried.
Carmen: Oh please, Jalie. Like I’d ever have anything to do with that bum. Besides, you couldn't bring yourself to kill anybody.
»Carmen winks at Cody. Jalie looks over at her with one of those 'Try me...' expressions. Cody smiles at Carmen then garbs a sick and takes a marshmallow. He sticks it on the end of the stick. He holds it over the fire and stares into the fire. Carmen looks at him and he looks really serious. He can feel he looking at him but he doesn’t look up. Just stares. His marshmallow catches on fires and Cody still stares at it. He slowly raise it to his mouth still on fire and slides it in. He spits it out just as fast and holds his mouth.
Cody: It worked for the dude in the circus…
Carmen: Maybe you're just no good at swallowing.
»Seth chuckles and catches a marshmallow in the face. He places his own marshmallow in the fire and lights it before attempting to throw it back at Carson. Luckily, Cody ducks. Carmen grabs her water bottle and splashes the flame out, shaking her head.
Carmen: Boys...
Cody: He started it.
»Seth gives Cody a dirty look
Cody: On second thought... I started it, didn't I.
Jalie: You start everything. You should know that by now.
Carmen: Jalie, quit picking on him. You never know... One day he might be able to kick your ass.
»Jalie bursts into a fit of laughter, as does Seth. Jalie doubles over, singing her hair in the flames and apparently not caring. She sits up, wiping tears from her eyes.
Jalie: Talk about when hell freezes over...
»Cody stares at her blankly.
Jalie: But you are the National champion, and that counts for something. Calm down, tiger. You'll have an anurism.
»Cody stares at Seth. Cody smiles an evil little smile and Seth looks at him.
Seth: What?
Cody: Nothing… But don’t you have a fear of spiders?
»Seth jumps up and starts wiping at something that isn’t there.
Cody: I didn’t say you had one on you…
»Seth whips an empty beer can and hits Cody in the head. Cody, leaning back in his chair, loses his balance and falls backward.
Carmen: Alright enough! Enough... Who wants to play Truth or Dare?
»Carmen's eyes click to Jalie for a split second. Jalie looks away. Curious... Very curious.
Seth: Women always suggest that game.
Jalie: I don't.
Seth: That's because you seem to have some sort of phobia of it. But I'm in if Cody is. No stupid shit though.
Cody: I'm in but If I have to kiss him... I will kill myself.
Carmen: Fine. Okay.. Jalie. Truth or dare?
Jalie: ....I hate you. Dare.
Carmen: Aww I hate you too. Now... I dare you to uh.. Stick your hand in the fire.
»Jalie, unblinking, places her palm into the flames for about ten seconds without flinching. Cody stares at her as if she's a circus freak.
Carmen: Figured you wouldn't have a problem with that. Your turn...
»Jalie's eyes settle on Carson and a sadistic grin creeps across her features.
Jalie: Truth or dare..?
Cody: Um...Dare.
»Jalie looks like a bum that just won the lottery.
Jalie: I dare you to jump off the cliff!
Carmen: Jalie...
Cody: Okay, fine.
»Jalie looks somewhat surprised, yet excited. The four of them get out of their seats and head up a small trail toward the ledge.
Carmen: Cody, uh, I know you're like, a risk-taker and all but don't you think this is a bit extreme?
Cody: Nah don't worry. I live for the extreme.
»They reach the edge and Cody steps up to it. Jalie hops up and down, clapping her hands in glee. Cody stops at the very edge and turns around to face them.
Cody: Goodbye, cruel world...
»Carmen's eyes widen as Cody hops backward off the edge.
Carmen: CODY!
»She makes a dash for the ledge but stops when she notices his head poking over the edge. Jalie runs up and looks over. Carson is standing on a medium sized ledge just below the cliff, with an extremely cocky look on his face. He climbs up and gets to his feet. Carmen walks up and slaps him.
Carmen: Not nice!
Jalie: Yeah, not nice!
»Jalie crosses her arms over her chest, pouting as they begin to head back toward camp. When the get back Cody sits down and looks at Carmen.
Cody: True or Dare?
Carmen: ...Truth.
»Cody smiles evilly and then glances at Jalie. She gives him a stern look and he changes his question quickly.
Cody: Where you really worried back there or was it all an act?
»Carmen blushes slightly and glances toward the fire.
Carmen: It was real. Because your little stunt was stupid.
»She sticks her tongue out at him.
Cody: You know, there's a saying I heard a while ago for when someone does that. 'Don't stick your tongue out unless you're going to use it.'...
»He glances at Jalie.
Cody: Not that I'm applying that to this situation.
»Carmen smirks and turns to Seth.
Carmen: Truth or dare, buddy.
Seth: Dare, I suppose.
Carmen: I dare you to strip down to your boxers and do the funky chicken.
»Seth looks appalled. He glances at Jalie for support, but she's simply grinning. Slowly he stands and takes his shirt off, followed by his pants. Cody shakes his head and looks off to the side. Seth begins dancing ridiculously, bobbing his head and making clucking noises.
Jalie: Woo, you are one funky little chicken babe.
»He glares at Carmen and pulls his pants back on, grabbing his shirt and sitting down.
Seth: Alright... Carmen. Truth or dare?
Carmen: ...Um... Dare?
»An evil grin grows on Seth's face.
Seth: I dare you to give Carson a lap dance.
»Jalie's eyes widen and she looks over at Seth. Cody seems conflicted, but decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Carmen glances at Seth with one of those 'you're gonna suffer for this' looks, and gets up. She glances at Cody.
Carmen: No touching!
»He holds his hands up and out to the side immediately. She steps in front of him and starts swaying her hips, dropping to the ground and slowly bringing herself back up before sitting on his lap. She grinds her hips in circles then turns to face him. She runs her hands down her body slowly as Cody appears to be in heaven. She stops there and flops back into her chair.
Carmen: Aright... Cody. Truth or dare.
Cody:...Um..........................Truth.
Carmen: ..Okay. What'd you think of the lap dance? Because there's more where that came from.
»She winks. Seth frowns, seeing as he didn't completely humiliate her. Cody looks at her and winks. Then looks at Seth with an 'I love you man' look on his face.
Cody: I liked it. Seth T or D?
Seth: Truth. And make it quick... I wanna head to bed.
Jalie: Me too.
»She and Seth make quick eye contact.
Cody: Is it true that I’m not going to be getting to much sleep tonight because of you and Jalie? Seth: No, that is not true. That's why the tent I imagine you and Carmen will be sharing tonight was conveniently placed way over there.
»Seth points to the double tent in the distance, as Carmen blushes. Cody smiles and moves closer to Carmen.
Cody: If you guys want, you can go to bed.
»Jalie gets out of her chair and grabs her water bottle. Seth does the same, grabbing her hand.
Seth: See you guys in the morning... Have fun kids.
»They begin heading back toward their tent. Jalie looks over her shoulder at Carson, mouthing the words "I WILL kill you", before the two slip into their tent. Cody looks at Carmen.
Cody: Do you think your sister will kill me?
Carmen: What she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?
»She smirks.
Cody: Right.
»Cody stands up and stars off towards the pound with a bucket He fills it with water and dumps it on the fire. He then walks off toward the tent taking his shirt off halfway there. Carmen runs and catches up to him and the to slip into the tent. The Camera cut to the inside where Carson is laying with his hands behind his head.
Cody: Carmen, do you think I could...
»She looks at him curiously.
Carmen: ...Could what...?
»Cody rolls over and with out warning kisses her.
Cody: Could that.
»She looks at him blankly, a bit surprised. She touches her hand to her lips and smiles.
Carmen: I guess I could let you get away with that.
»She smirks, leaning over and placing a kiss on his lips. She leans back with a grin and drops down on the sleeping bag, staring at the top of the tent and giggling.
Carmen: I am acting like such a slut. I've been totally into you since I moved next door to your place... I just don't want you to get the wrong impression.
»Cody jumps up and looks at her.
Cody: That’s where I have saw you before. »Cody winces at the thought of what happened after he looked at her that day.
Cody: You didn’t see me, get you know…
»Carmen laughs.
Carmen: Yep, I saw. You took it like a man though. Not allot of guys can take a slap shot to the nuts and walk away from it.
»Cody looks a little embarrassed then laughs with her.
Cody: They where bigger then they ever have been before.
»Carmen giggles.
»Cody smiles. She scoots over closer to him.
Carmen: Uhm.. Anyway it's a little cold out so... You think I could crash in here with you tonight? If not, it's fine..
Cody: No, you can’t.
»She goes to get up and he pulls he back down. See looks at him and he smiles. The cameras cut to Seth and Jalie’s tent where the laughter has carried over.
Jalie: I’m going to kill him.
»The scene fades out as Seth kisses Jalie to relax her.
Match Talk
Christ, and Jalie thought Jarvis was long winded. I've heard more intelligent speeches from an ape for fuck sakes. I mean really, you are the one man that's stands above the rest, the icon, the legend, what ever else you claim to be. You're nothing, you're a rookie with no accomplishments and a bad attitude. You have no career here. I'm not like you, I earned my name, I earned the right to be called an icon. You haven't earned shit. I have busted my ass in this fed and I have earned what I have gotten. Unlike you, who is so full of himself that he has enough balls to call himself a legend when he hasn't won a match against anyone who matters. Come to think of it, I don't even know if you have beaten anyone in this fed. All I know is that I have beaten people that matter in this fed, Johnny Legend, Lawrence Jarvis, hell, I could go on and on with people from other promotions. But you, you haven't beaten anyone. Your first match was against me... And it was your last match You jibber jabber away about how a god will be born, how a king will be crowned. Ha, the king has been crowned and this "crown" isn't leaving. You, you may think your are godly, you may think of yourself as a higher power, as someone who is better than all the rest, but if you really were godly, you would look at the pathetic form that you are and realize, you have nothing to live for. You should fucking die.
I have seen your kind before.
Someone who thinks the world of himself, but doesn't realize that he is no more than a man. You see, anyone that thinks like that, is setting themselves up to get shot down. People love to see heroes fail, but when a self proclaimed god fails, no one cares. I could be running around saying that I am godly because I haven't been beaten, but I know it takes a fraction of a second for all that to change. You think that you can't be beat. I have proven you wrong, so, you come back even more cocky then you were before. Where is your logic?
The original kid.
Getting a little ahead of ourselves are we. Standing at my grave, ha, that's funny. If anyone’s ending up six feet under, it’s you. I'm too "young" and popular to die. People love to hate me, and it's the funniest fucking thing I have ever had to see. I mean look at you, standing around already celebrating your big win, knowing full well that your days of pride are numbered. So in all actuality, you have dug your own grave, and I shall put you in it. You make me laugh kid, you really do. Did you know that ninety percent of men that brag about the size of their balls, really suffer from having small balls. Truth hurts, don't it? But the hell with your balls man, that’s not a topic I wanna stay on. But something you said woke me up from my deep dark sleep when I had to listen to you go on and on. That you are a changed man. Ha, a changed man my ass. It takes more than a coat of paint to cover up a shitty car, and it takes more than a somewhat new attitude to change a person. See, you have no right to talk about having raw talent. You have no talent, you are worthless.
Boring.. Boring.. Boring.
You plan to take out UF and TFA all by yourself. Christ man, are you full of yourself or what? You can't even take care of me and you expect to take them on. But yet another thing caught my attention. I quote... ".. Now I've been held in high regard by certain member's of the Cody Carson being called such things as "Little Punk" & "Big Balls, No Brains".. Well I for one am not either of those, Never have been & certainly never will be.." Dude... you just admitted to not having big balls. When early on in your promo you said something about how king kong would be proud of your set or something. Hmm contradicting yourself now, eh?
The ace of spades.
You have drawn the ace of spades, so wouldn't that mean your ass was the one that is going to get defeated. I mean honestly, if I drew it, it would be my fate, but you drew it, its your fate fuck head. You're stepping into the yard of a dog that hates people. I dog that will die before giving up the fight. You're stepping into my yard. The squared circle is my yard, people come in and get carried out. And to quote you, "let it be written, let it be done, your fate is sealed, the end has just begun. "
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