Same old shit
The legacy...
The legacy has returned...
Miss me?
Didn’t think so.
Now in my first promo I know I might have come on a little strong about some people
and how they slept their way to the top, but frankly I don’t give a fuck. Through I do have to say that
she has been able to somehow keep that title around her waist so I’ll give her the benefit of the debut
and say she might have some talent...
HA HA HA HA
You really think I’m going that easy on you. Jesus Crist if you where that gullible I
would hate to see you when you have to face me. I would tear you limb from limb but you know the old
saying, let your actions do the talking or some bull shit like that.
Well there missy, now that your out of the way, lets talk about your opponent for your
title at Glory shall we?
Alexander Monroe. Sounds like a herpes infected cum bubble to me, but apparently
people are talking that he might just beat your ass down and take that gold from you. Those people
might be right from what I could see he looks soild . Yet, he is still just a wet dream compared to me.
I will rule this fucking fed some day soon and you all will see what I can do come glory.
Not to give away any surprises or anything. Alex man really if you do beat her then you have to give her
a rematch and the belt is going to lose all credibility because its going to go back and forth between two
second rate superstars while the real stars have to sit back and watch this. So here is what I’m asking
you to do. Take one for the fed man. Go back to the US division and start there because lets face it if
you can’t beat the joke of a champion there... Yeah well...
I have also heard rumors about people telling me to earn my shot. Its kinda funny you
should mention earning stuff when have of the champions haven’t earned shit. The belts were either
given to or taken without a fight from people or to people. Its kinda funny when a real competitor
comes into the fray all the champions just start hiding their gold like spoiled little rick bitches who don’t
want to play ball with the baseball players.
Anyway, back to my good friend Alex. Really man you haven’t done shit in the fed nor
will you, just like every other no body on the roster. Know I could go on and on and on about how
worthless and pathetic you are and how you are just a stepping strong on the path to greatness but really
I don’t give a shit what you say, so I’m ending this with a fuck you but have a nice day.
Look at that I stole a like from a movie and used it against you. I’m so fucking talented.
Jesus Crist people really. Matt Kraven is the man that found me and asked me to pull
my ass out of retired slash injured listings and come to his fed. I understand now why he asked me to do
that. Nothing against Matt and all but really, the roster is full of bad guys and this place needs a hero to
step up, this place needs hero that can leave behind a legacy.
Well Bitches, I am here and I am the legacy.
So for all those asshole who think they know me
You can all fucking blow me
For all the dicks that think their right
I’ll teach you all this boy can fight
And to all the whores so think I’m sick
Well you can all suck my... Pickle.
You all though I was gonna turn all WWE On you there didn’t you. Fucking goofs.
Eat shit.
The legacy...