Match Talk I
Well Well Well, the day is fast approaching the rumors of me kicking my opponent ass
are flooding the FFP websites. Rumors of me being the next champion continue and with Hunter fuck
face gone, I might just take the tag titles for myself and defend them by myself. Wouldn’t be the first
time. Yet the funny thing is that not a single superstar in the back believes that I have what it takes to
beat the champion, or Alex for that matter.
Yet the boss man doesn’t seem to want my help. Doesn’t seem to want to give me a
shot at anything let alone a fucking title. Instead he puts me up against another worthless pathetic
opponent.
Ichy TakeShit... Or something close to that. Bro, yu better get that checked out you
fucking goof. Maybe your shit itches because off all those tatoos, or maybe because your translates
head is so far up your ass he migt as well be looking through your eyes. How does it sit with you
knowing that not a single fucking person in the locker room looks at you and sees a person. They look
at you and see a tattooed douche bag with a translator. How do you know he is translating what ever
you say. For all you know he could be stealing your thunder making yo say shit that you don’t mean.
So many people are looking forward to this match thinking that you might be able to
stop the legacy. Think you might be the new hope for the world. Then again isn’t that what everyone
thought for japan in WWII? Oh that’s right then you had two bombs dropped on your ass and you
started to wine and cry like a bunch of little bitches.
How does it feel to know your ancestor suffered a fate worse then death. They
suffered humiliation, defeat, and where made to look like a lesser race. Simply because you are. I’m
not raciest, I’m just saying what everyone is thinking and that’s why people love me. I’m not against you or the japs, say what you want think what you want,
but like I have said before I pride myself on not giving a fuck.
Just like your ancestors you will be humliated and become the laughing stock of the FFP.
Maybe then you will go to your home country. Maybe then you will just fuck off and leave. You are no
superstar, you are no legend. You are nothing but a worthless, noodle sucking, thong wearing, weird
talking, shit stain on the underwear of the FFP.
Live with it!
Doz/.
Cody pulls up into the parking lot, he is suddenly approached by a man with a
receding hair line and a twenty five dollar suit.“Mr. Carson, hurry, your
speech is up next.”
The man pretty much pulled Carson out of his car.“Huh? Dude, you said it wasn‘t till three its only two.”
“Yes, I know that, but one of our others canceled.”
“What prick would cancel on a bunch of kids.”Cody
scoffed. He quickly walked up a set up stares and went out onto the stage.
“Kids?” Beemer asked but it was to late, Cody was out onto the stage.
Cody moved to the mic and looked up. Strangely enough it was mostly men in
there mid twenties and thirties. He looked back at Beemer who gave him a goofy smile and the thumbs
up. “Hello people…”He started.
“I‘m here for the National Assistance in Child Safety … ”
Beemer quickly ran out onto stage and grabbed Cody by the arm.
“Mr. Carson. NACS isn‘t National Assistance in child Safety.”
Cody sighed, “Shit. What does it stand for?
”
Beemer looked at him with a puzzled look.“National
Anus Cancer Support.”
Cody‘s face went white and his eyes grow overly large.“Oh shit.” He moved back to the mic and
gulped.“Umm, ok…”He started and sweat
beads started to form on his forehead.“Anus Cancer is a very serious
thing…”
Suddenly everyone started to cheer.“Carson you rock buddy.”
Cody motioned with his hand for them to settle down.“Thank you all. Now, anus Cancer is a problem in our society today because there are to
many people contracting it… To prvent Anus Cancer, I suggest that…. Um…. You stop using latex
condoms in each others asses and start just sucking cock.”
Two gay men in the front start to giggle and smile.“Yeah baby.”
Cody wiped the sweat from his brow and suddenly just shook his
head.“No, you know why anus cancer is so fucking bad in this state, its
because people don‘t like to wipe there asses. It’s disgusting. You all know that you have done it,
taken a dump and not whipped you ass. So my idea is for you all to start using toilet paper.
”Cody nodded. And quickly made an exit from the stage. The fans
clapped and he pushed past Beemer and quickly made it out to his car. Beemer quickly
following.“Mr. Carson we need you for the photo shoot.”
Cody shook his head. “No fucking way.”
“you don‘t get all your money then, the eighty thousand…”
Cody pause.“Well…”He considered. “NO!” He screamed
and jumped into his car and quickly punched the gas.
Match Talk II
The first son?
What the fuck are you, high?
The first son of what? Of the hundred kids your daddy made? Of the million and one
your mother popped you? I mean jesus dude, you the first you got like a billion brothers and sisters yet
your race is still near the bottom of the food chain.
You and the other million people all look the same to me, you will most likely go on
about me being racist or some shit like that when we all know that your just mad because everything I
say is right. You know it and it pisses you off. I can’t wait for you to open that Japanese mouth for
something other then food. I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about me. That’s right you won’t
be saying shit. You can’t speak English. Get the fuck out of my country.
The funny thing about you talking all this shit about how you only want to fight and how
you really had a hard ass life, is funny because no one really cares. I don’t know how many times I have
to say it, maybe about has much as you have said it in your promos. NO ONE CARES ABOUT
YOU!!!
I however have grown accustom to your translates needless bitching and whining. I’m
use to people awing my greatness and then looking at their own lives and talking all this shit about having
it so bad. I know that you wish you could be with a man like me but ass jockey, its never going to
happen.
You want to be noticed and want to soar above all else. You don’t want to be some
stupid jap that is proved wrong every time. Plus you are probably thinkin I’m a weasel from my
comments about you and your ancestor.
Well, the old saying is Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
So in conclusion,
Fuck you.
The legacy…