The Legacy...

Sunday July 1 2009
Vancouver Doctors office

 Cody Carson sat on the paper sheet in the doctor’s office. The room was big and the man had plenty of pictures on the wall. Cody shifted his body from side to side, slowly sliding off the bed. He moved to the wall with all the picture and started to look and read. This guy was the one that did a lot of births. He had plenty of pictures of him holding different babies. He smiled a little and then started to move around the room. Suddenly the door opened and Doctor Kessle walked in. He smiled at Cody. “Hello Mr. Carson.”

“Yo doc.” Cody said moving back to the bed and jumping up onto it. “How are you doing?”

“I’m good, and yourself?” Doctor Kessle asked as he pulled up a rolling chair and sat down.

“I’m okay.” Cody replied.

“I hear you have new stitches.” Kessle questioned.

“Yep.” Cody replied.

“You have had more tread in you then a knitting store.” The doctor tried at a lame attempt of a joke.

“Yeah,” Cody replied, with a scoff. “Probably.”

“So what can I do for you today?” Kessle asked getting down to business.

“Well, can you just tell Carmen that you checked me over?” Cody asked with a hopeful grin.

“Well Cody I would, but you see she already told me you would try that. Sorry.” Kessle replied.

“So she told you I have been getting pains in my chest then?” Cody replied.

“Nope.” The doctor replied with a big grin.

“You sneaky old man.” Cody replied.

“I learned from the best.” The doctor replied.

“I haven’’t been in here that much have I?” Cody asked.

“Cody, I see you more then I see my wife.” The doctor said with a laugh.

“Nice to know you love me that much doc.” Cody replied.

“Please Cody, its Andrew.” He said seductively.

“Sick old man.” Cody said as he took off his shirt.

“So you have been getting pains in your chest?” The doctor said moving closer to Cody and checking his heart rate.

“Yeah, it’s weird.” Cody started. “I tell Carmen and myself that its heartburn but I’m beginning to wonder. I was almost tempted to come down here myself and see you.” Kessle looked at Cody with a ‘Bullshit’ look on his face. “What?”

“Come on Cody. You’re as stubborn as your brother.” Kessle replied.

“In-law.” Cody added.

“You’re just mad that he’s not here.” Kessle stated and hit the nail on the head.

“Shut up. You know for a doctor you don’t know much” Cody laughed. “Well, you’re gonna have to go and get a chest examination.” Kessle started. “And an X ray.”

“Cool, maybe this time my whole body will glow.” Cody laughed as did Kessle. “Any ideas doc?”

“Well, it could be that the vesicles to your heart are closing.” Kessle said as he leaned back. “Dude that doesn’t sound good.”

“It’s not.” Kessle replied. “This could kill you Cody.”

“Oh goody.” Cody said with a sigh.

“I wish I could give you more news. We have to wait for the tests to come back.” Kessle replied, trying to put the young man at ease.

“Doc, can you please not tell Carmen?” Cody asked. Kessle took a deep breath and with a sigh he nodded.

“Yeah, I’’ll make something up and tell her its not serious. If you promise me something’s.” Kessle said. “Just two.”

“What?” Cody asked.

“First is that you will tell her on your own if it is what I think it is.” Kessle said then smiled. “Second if you die can I have her?”

Cody laughed and almost fell off the bed. “I will tell her and no you can’t have her, I don’t plan on dying.”

“Damn.” Kessle replied. “Ok man, I’ll see you in a couple of days.”

“Alright.” Cody replied, and jumped off the bed. He pulled the blue t-shirt over his body and smiled. The two walked out of the room and Carmen was waiting for them in the waiting room. She smiled and Cody smiled back. Kessle handed him a slip of paper for Tums and chuckled. “Thanks.” Cody said as he looked at the paper and laughed.

“Cody,” Kessle smiled at him and then at Carmen. “Look at the back.” He said through his teeth.

Cody looked confused then he looked at the back on it, it said five words. ‘Live like you are dying.’ Cody nodded and thanked him again. He moved to Carmen and smiled. He showed her the proscription and she laughed. The left the doctors with laughs and kisses, Cody Carson might just do it

Redemption 07/03/09
Tag team titles


IF I dropped dead tomorrow would anyone care?

If I where to just keel over and die would the FFP stars really miss me?

Damn right they would miss me. The fans would miss me, hell even Matt might miss me alittle. Who knows what’s going to happen with me. But all I know is that I got some shit to ay so Im going to say it. So you all can just shut the hell up for a minute and let me say what’s needs to be said we can all get back to living out shitty lives.

Sep mine. My life fucking rocks.

Which is more then I can say about Rori Macfuckface and her partner Shiteata.

I mean really girls i know you both seem to thinks its funny to sit back and try to piss off with your little rants about this and that but yeah go fuck yourselves. You want to call me the Golly Green Giant, go ahead, that’s three more G’s then I get then you. Oh wait that’s right, just like out pays.

You listen to me and you listen good your two vaginal blood-farts, you have nothing, nothing to be bitching about. I mean this is your first match and you have a title shot. Really if your not sucking some dick then there has to be a fucking conspiracy , but that’s besides the point, cause I’m not getting into that.

Your little nineties comment, good job on that, I’ll applaud you for your simple fact to point out something so out there and so little as to that. You really must love watching be to catch something so small as that. Then again your use to catching small things with your mouths right. Fuck once again going back to that. I really got to stop that. As for me having multiple personalities, I’m sorry if I don’t like my wife and child to see me like this bitching none stop about useless fucks who have nothing better to do then go to psych wards and prance around like they mean something because of past accomplishment. Wow girls really... Get bent.

As for you smashing my partner left and right walking about how she stole the world title and all that bullshit I think that’s he has defended it enough to make up for that and though she might not have won it in a match she has defended it successfully, so shut your mouths before you speak. You so much better when you got something in your mouth.

Points to Nickel back for that one... Fuck me, I have never listened to nickel back.

Funny thing about this whole match is everyone seems to think celeste and I are a disfuncinal tag team at best. That makes me laugh out loud every single time. We are not disfuncinal we just have our own styles, putting them together will do one of two things. Make us stronger, better and fast or... Well lets not think about that. I just know that Celeste and I will make a damn good tag team wether people like it or not we are the future.

Frick frick frick.. I’m speaking to geno now so I cant use to harsh of words for him. I don’t want his poor virgin ears to get fucked. Shit. Damnit... I did it again. Fricken hell I don’t think I can control myself. You want me to be fore professional, to show you that I am what ever I say I am. Well if I wasn’t why would I say I am. But if you really want me to prove it to you then I will. Right there in the center of the ring when I processionally make your ass Tap out. Damn it I said the word ass. Is ass a swear really I could have been talking about a donkey. Fuck it I don’t even give a shit anymore. Geno I want more then jst your blood sweat and tears... I want to hear you squeal like a bitch. I want to make the US champion submit, say I’m done, tap my leg or the mat quitting because its to much. You have two options and only two. You can tap it, or I’ll snap it. What is it Geno?

Now onto the so called Hall of famers.

I’m gonna break this down for you two

Cause you got about enough sense in you as my right shoe.

You to probably listen to rap

You would have to to come up with that crap.

Your promo was a fucking joke

Newstead and Morgan are simply gonna choke.

So let me rap it

For all you wiggers

all all you wanna be singers

Names Cody

I’m the legacy

I’m sick of these motherfuckers

Saying they Know me

Show ME

BLOW ME

You aint got shit

Your baffled with my wit

You’re a hall a Famer

You look like a fuckin flammer

Your girls gonna leave you

I don’t blame her.

So your to bitches want to talk smack and get it talken back, well you herpes infected cum bubbles got it. You think you could just walk in here and rule the fed again? Not this time motherfuckers. I’m going to put you back where you belong. On the shelf to collect dust like everything else. You Seem to think That I’m and asshole but for a hall of famer you really didn’t give the fans what they wanted. They where expecting this big come back promo to show everyone up teach everyone that’s imply the best wasn’t just a bunch of washed up bitches just here for a paycheck. Well guess what... You failed.

You guys think you are going to win the titles fuck I give Rori and her ditz for a partner a better chance then you two. Celeste and I are going to walk out of there with the title belts and there is nothing simply the best can do about it. Maybe after this match you will see that you are unwelcome here and get the fuck out. I’m simply better then you and you simply can;t hack it anymore.

The reason I’m better then every single fucker in this match is for the simple fact that I am Cody Carson. I am the legacy and I will make you pay if you start shit with me. So Eat your all bran buds, eats you corn flakes, or what ever the fuck you want to eat I don’t give a shit, I am the best there is so deal with it.

On a final note to everyone in this match including my partner, I’m here for one goal, that is the world title around my partners waist, Don’t worry hun I’m not coming after you in this match so long as the title stays with wicked Intentions I’m happy. But to everyone else in this match is a contender for what is one day going to be mine. I will not stop until it is and I will Take each and every one of you fucks out if I have to.

You don’t know me

You never have or will

I’m the man with the mad skills

But talk is cheap

We all in ball deep

So this Thursday we see

why they call me

The legacy.