The crispness of the air was nice for once. No more long hot days but finally fall was on its way. Cody Carson had been waiting for this. being from Canada he really enjoyed the coldness and while others wore parkas, he would walk around in a pair of jeans and a hoodie. Today however Cody was dressed in a white quicksilver hoodie and a pair of black dragon jeans. A white dragon marked them as a dragon clothing line as it crested over the back pocket. Carmen was Out at her new modeling job and Alexandria was at day care so Cody had all the time in the world right now and nothing to do with it. Normally he would write but as he sat at the computer chair and stared at the empty screen he couldn't think about what to write about. Rumors had been floating around the locker room about him being the next RWA TV champion, and the RWA polls showed that the fans believed in his as well. His brain was killing him from the dreams that had been haunting him, but he pushed that to the back of his mind.

"What to do?"

He moved around to the computer chair that he had bought last month but still hadn't had a chance to plop his ass into it. As he pulled the chair over and was about to sit in it, the phone suddenly started to ring. with a sigh he pushed himself up and walked in top the kitchen. He grabbed the cordless and looked at the number, confused he pushed talk."Hello?"He asked in a questioning voice.

"Mr. Carson." An over joyed man on the other end said.

"Yeah, who is this?"

"This is Ron Beemer, I was just calling to remind you about your press conference and spokes person ad at three today."

Cody looked confused and shifted his weight onto his right leg."Come again?"

The man sighed."You agreed to do an interview with the NACS and be a spokes person for them. I have your signature right here. Cody James Carson."

Cody scratched his head. Maybe he was drunk when he signed. Hell, it gave him somethign to do."Sure, now it remember, I'll be down in a little bit."

The man's voice suddenly went higher and his spirits started to lift."Oh great. I'll see you in about an hour then?"

Cody smirked."An hour it is."

With out a goodbye, Cody hung up the phone and shook his head."NACS, hmmm." He scratched his head and thought."National Assistance in Child Safety." He smiled."Yeah that sounds right." He nodded and then started for the stairs to get ready.

Match Talk I

Well Well Well, the day is fast approaching the rumors of me kicking my opponents ass are flooding the RWA websites. The funny thing is that not a single superstar in the back believes that I have what it takes to beat her, or Johnny am for that matter. Shawn Walsh is being a bitch and not accepting my challenge, no surprise, he's a coward anyway.

Johnny Am, is thinking that he has his match in the back but I seen little Sara though down some sit his way. I hope he doesn't underestimate that fiery little girl, he might just suffer his first lose to someone other then me.

An for the nine hundred time we here that my opponent has nothing to lose. repeat, repeat repeat. That’s all you fucking do. I have to Address it in myself how badly I want this victory, well, if you can’t tell by all the shit i have said all the shit I have pulled up on you, you are more dense that I thought.

Really, how many times do you have to say shit like, "I have nothing to lose..." or "I like to fight..." Really girl, get more original shit or fuck off.

You call me a douche? what the fuck is this high school? Is that all you got? Have i made you so angry with yourself, that you can’t function and think of better shit to hit me with then Douche? Really, you sound like a grade nine school girl trying to fit in with the big boys and girls. You're never going to fit in and you're never going to make it so stop trying.

Yeah I kiss my Daughter with this mouth, so what? You don't like the fact that i bring up love? you don't like the fact that I bring up Shane? Too Bad.

Live with it!

Doz/.

Cody pulls up into the parking lot, he is suddenly approached by a man with a reseeding hair line and a twenty five dollar suit.“Mr. Carson, hurry, your speech is up next.”

The man pretty much pulled Carson out of his car.“Huh? Dude, you said it wasn‘t till three its only two.”

“Yes, I know that, but one of our others canceled.”

“What prick would cancel on a bunch of kids.”Cody scoffed. He quickly walked up a set up stares and went out onto the stage.

“Kids?” Beemer asked but it was to late, Cody was out onto the stage.

Cody moved to the mic and looked up. Strangely enough it was mostly men in there mid twenties and thirties. He looked back at Beemer who gave him a goofy smile and the thumbs up. “Hello people…”He started. “I‘m here for the National Assistance in Child Safety … ”

Beemer quickly ran out onto stage and grabbed Cody by the arm.

“Mr. Carson. NACS isn‘t National Assistance in child Safety.”

Cody sighed, “Shit. What does it stand for? ”

Beemer looked at him with a puzzled look.“National Anus Cancer Support.”

Cody‘s face went white and his eyes grow overly large.“Oh shit.” He moved back to the mic and gulped.“Umm, ok…”He started and sweat beads started to form on his forehead.“Anus Cancer is a very serious thing…”

Suddenly everyone started to cheer.“Carson you rock buddy.”

Cody motioned with his hand for them to settle down.“Thank you all. Now, anus Cancer is a problem in our society today because there are to many people contracting it… To prvent Anus Cancer, I suggest that…. Um…. You stop using latex condoms in each others asses and start just sucking cock.”

Two gay men in the first start to giggle and smile.“Yeah baby.”

Cody wiped the sweat from his brow and suddenly just shook his head.“No, you know why anus cancer is so fucking bad in this state, its because people don‘t like to wipe there asses. It’s disgusting. You all know that you have done it, taken a dump and not whipped you ass. So my idea is for you all to start using toilet paper. ”Cody nodded. And quickly made an exit from the stage. The fans clapped and he pushed past Beemer and quickly made it out to his car. Beemer quickly following.“Mr. Carson we need you for the photo shoot.”

Cody shook his head. “No fucking way.”

“you don‘t get all your money then, the eighty thousand…”

Cody pause.“Well…”He considered. “NO!” He screamed and jumped into his car and quickly punched the gas.

Match Talk II

Oh Shane, what do I have to do for you to see that I’m not this tough heartless bitch you have come to know, but I deep down really love you? Oh Shane, please darling tell me you love me too, please don’t hurt me again, please… please…. please…

But wait, I have heard this story before… in class back in tenth grade… Oh yes, Romeo and Juliet. First sight they fell in love, they have trouble getting together, banishment with the promise of death. Jesus, could it get any closer. But you cut out the best fucking part. When Romeo and Juliet die. Where art thou Romeo, does he love me or is it all just a spoiled boys game. You should really look at your life. You are a fucking fake, a fool, with pieces of a puzzle all put into one box. Shaken up and made into another sad story. Jesus woman, live with life, and kiss my ass.

The funny thing about you talking all this shit about how you only want to fight and how you really had a hard ass life, is funny because no one really cares. I don’t know how many times I have to say it, maybe about has much as you have said it in your promos. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!

I however have grown accustom to you needless bitching and whining. I’m use to people awing my greatness and then looking at their own lives and talking all this shit about having it so bad. I know that you wish you could be with a man like me but doll, its never going to happen.

You want to be noticed and want to soar above all else. You don’t want to be some stupid girl that is proved wrong at every turn. Plus you think I’m a weasel from my comments about Shane Clemmen’s and you.

the only saying is Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

So in clonclusion,

Fuck you.

The legacy…