_-Caution| ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter the world of one Cody fuckin' Carson. Easily offended? Fuck off, before I traumatize you for life. If blood, violence, gore, stupid humor,religious jokes, sexist jokes, and a whole lot of fucking sound a little too outrageous for your tastes, then grab your purse, adjust your skirt and get the fuck out of my sight.
_-Pissed off Ranting| Yeah, Take nothing to heart, if you do, its your own fucking fault.
_-Daggers and food.|
The cameras focused in on Cody Carson and Carmen Dumas’s apartment. The place looked like a dump and you wonder how in the hell someone with a rep and the money he has could live here. Cody Carson was sitting outside the place, in a t shirt that was unbuttoned. The design of a Tiger fading into marks of blue and black. He has on a pair of blue jeans that hung just below his hips and his old worn belt barley holding them in place. The knees of the pants where ripped as was the back pocket. A brand new belt buckle, that wasn’t really a belt buckle but a Pair of Brass knuckles completed the pants. He has a pair of Scooby Doo Boxers on under the pants and a pair of old raggedy skate shoes. He was staring at the railing as a spider slowly made its web. Cody Took a sip of the beer he had resting in his left hand and adjusted the dog tags on his neck. He never took his eyes off the spider. Even as Carmen Dumas walked up the steps and toward him. “Cody?” She asked, carrying a bag of groceries. She looked stunning in a pair of Cody’s only jeans, hanging really low, revealing the pink thong and a ACDC white tank top with no bra under it. “Hun?” She asked Again, looking at him. Suddenly she slapped him in the back of the head. “Earth to Cody?”

“Huh?” Cody said, as he fell to the side and looked up at her.

“Why are you sitting out here?”

“Forgot my key.” He explained. Carmen shook her head and turned the knob opening the door to the apartment. “Oh.” Cody said a little embarrassed.

“Come help me.”

“I will.” He said.

“Like now.”

With a sigh he stood up. “Women.” He mumbled.

“What?” Carmen asked not catching what he said.

“Huh?” Cody asked, playing the dumb card.

“What did you say?”

“I said nothing.”

“What did you say?”

“Nothing.”

“Liar.”

Cody smiled as Carmen started to get red in the face. “You look so cute when you start to PMS.” Cody ducked the loaf of bread and walked over to the railing to see it fall to the cement below. “Ha, you missed m….” As he turned around he got nailed in the head with a cucumber. He staggered backward and fall over the railing, falling into the pool below. Two girls started to giggle to themselves as Cody came to the surface gasping for air. With a growl he pulls himself to the edge of the pool and storms back to the second story apartment. As he pokes his head around the Corner, He dodges a can of tomato sauce. “What the hell is wrong with you?”

“So you pulled youself out of retirement?” She screamed as Carson dives into the apartment rolling for cover.

“Its my life…” Cody said. “Not yours.”

“Ohhhh….” She said in that female way, Suddenly as quick as the assault had Started it stopped and Carmen ran into the bedroom.

Cody, popped his head up over the back of the chair, scanning with his eyes. “Herman, Is the cost clear?” The lizard in the tank just stuck his tongue out at Cody and went back to eating flies. A soft sobbing can be heard from the bedroom and Cody Pushed himself up from behind the chair. He walked toward the room slowly, he baled beside the wall and slowly peeked through the curtain. He scanned the room and is suddenly smashed in the head with a can. He staggered backward and falls into the wall, turned and tripped on a cord to the TV, he stumbled backward and flipped over the railing falling back down into the pool. Carmen walked to the edge of the railing and looked down at her fiancé laying on his back out cold.

“We‘ll talk later.” With that she turned and walked back into the apartment.

_-Dos.| (Thats two for all you idiots out there).|
Cody Carson sat on his couch, it was an old beast of a couch but hell it worked. The duct tape held it together nicely. He held an ice cold beer to his forehead and was glaring at Carmen Dumas. “What?” She asked, with a smile.

“Why did you hit me?”

“Why did you come out of retirement?” She shot back.

“Carmen, the mill wasn’t cutting it anymore. I liked the grunt work but I need more. I need to be in the ring. ” Cody tried to explain. “The ring is who I am, its what I am.”

“You can’t stand the thought of just being normal, settling down and having a normal family?” She asked, as she opened a beer and took a swig. “I mean Baby, I want to just be normal.”

“I didn‘t say you had to come.” Cody retorted. The beer in Carmen’s hand slowly started to raise as she prepared to throw it. “I‘m just saying if you want to say here you can. I can control my career.”

“Why would I not want to be with you? I love you.”

“Hun, I‘m just suggesting if you wanted to live your normal life, you could stay here.”

“So you don‘t want me with you?” She questioned.

“No…” Cody replied. “Jesus, why are women so fucking confusing.”

“What’s that suppose to mean?”

“It means why do you and every other fuckin woman in this world make it so hard for us to live. Guys its two ways. The right way and my way. For women it’s a billion ways. Oh you want me with you so I have to drop my normal life for your career. Then we say no and its like, Oh So you don’t want me with you. And it goes on and on. For fuck sakes just make up your mind. You want to be part of my Career or not. Either way I’m fine with it. ” finally Carmen was taken back a notch surprised that Cody had a good point. She walked over to him and dropped down onto the couch beside him letting out a yelp as the spring poked her in the ass.

“I‘m sorry babe.” Carmen said, looking into Cody’s eyes. “I‘m just…”

“Worried I‘ll get hurt?” Cody said finishing what he thought she was going to say.

“No.” She said plainly. Cody’s jaw dropped. “I know you can handle yourself in the ring Cody. I know that you are an animal… In and out of the ring.” Her face brightened and she kissed his cheek.

“Then what?” Cody asked truly puzzled.

“I just want us to still be together after all this is done.” She said as she looked at the floor.

Cody wrapped his arms around her; after opening his beer of course, and pulled her onto his lap, kissing her collar bone. “Babe, what makes you think that we won‘t?”

“Even time you join a federation, something between us happens. We fight more, we break up, we have to move… Something every time.” She sighed. “I just… Like life as it is.”

“So did I…”Cody said. “Until I was in a war with the cabbage family.” The two laughed at that. “But the minute we start fighting more, or we start acting like me are going to break up I‘ll leave the fed. Plus, I can‘t move from here. I have to many memories.” Cody said leaning back.

“What about the people in this fed?” Carmen said as she leaned on him. “I mean the ‘fantastic’ FOUR isn’t here with us. ” Cody smiled at the way she referred to Seth, Jalie herself and him.

“We only need us. Two out of four is better then one.” Cody looked down. “Besides, I don‘t know how fantastic we would be.”

“Come on your still not upset at Seth… Are you?”

“No, I beat his ass twice. I gained my respect.”

“Then what is it?”

“He still hates me.” Cody shrugs, “Maybe its better that way.”

“Jalie still loves you…” Carmen stated.

“Yeah, but she is his. You are mine. I’m happy with that. ”

“As am I.”

Cody kissed her passionately and dropped her down onto the couch spilling his beer. He continued to kiss her neck, sliding his tongue down here body he started to massage her breast when the door flew open. Cody jumped and turned to the door. “Who the fuck do you think you are?”

“Hey honey, I‘m home.” Came a males voice from the door way.

“Who are you?” A man walked in with a pair of Army pants on and a black wife beater.

“Cody?”

“Justin?” Cody asked shocked.

“Yeah fucking right bitch.”

“What are you doing here?” Cody said sitting up onto the couch as Carmen adjusted her shirt and sat up behind him kissing his naked shoulder blade.

“I‘m your new Neighbor.” The man replied Smiling widely.

“So go to your own fucking apartment. I was busy.”

“Oh…”He said, not catching on. “OH!!!” He exclaimed catching on. “I‘ll talk to you later then.”

“Yeah.” Cody said and Justin walked out and slammed the door behind him. Cody looked at Carmen.

“Who was that?” Carmen asked.

“Someone who should have died in Iraq.” Cody said falling back onto the couch as Carmen slowly pulled herself on top of him Mounting him. She rested her hands on his rippling chest and smiled.

“So…”

Cody flexed his chest and made her laugh. “So… ” The two smirked and Carmen pulled her shirt off as the screen fades to static.

_-Savoir. ¤ July 8th 2006 Vs. Galahad Alexander ¤|

How many times will we have to sit and listen to some jackass call himself our savior? It started thousands of years ago by some crazy hippie in a white robe. Look what happened to that guy. Public humiliation. Which is exactly what's gonna happen here. I've been through countless dopes who thought they were some sort of gift to the profession. Bull-fucking-shit.

How can you possibly think you're something special? You're just another nameless face in today's sea of unoriginality. And the arrogance you mix with it isn't fooling anyone. You're still a massive tool. As for me? Heh, I'm unlike anything you'll ever encounter. I'm not out there trying to proclaim a gimmick, or a fake fuckin' smile.

I am white desert trash. I live in a shitty apartment, sit on a couch I found on a curb, and drink cheap fuckin' beer. I wear flip flops and wife beaters. I may not be a genius, but I can sure as hell tell you that a twelve pack, plus me, multiplied by my woman is equal to a fuckin' party.

Now I ask you, what do you have friar fuckin tuck? Are you and robin hood going to go play with each others marry men? Who in the fuck do you think you are coming to a wrestling ring and thinking you can fight the good fight. There are only two ways to survive in this world lead or be lead. Everyone else is just fucked. So you think you can lead us to a higher place, ride us of all the evil in the SFT? Good luck you stupid fuck.

Your getting into the ring with someone half your age, your like sixty something and you still think you can wrestle.

Jesus,

Just what the SFT needs,

A makeshift version of Ric Flair.

You really think that there is the slighted bit of hope for you old man. I’m faster then you, Stronger then you and I have more experience in wrestling in my baby toe then you do in your whole damn body. Tell me asshole, do you know what if feels like to fly off a 50 foot hell in a cell to land onto land on five tables driving your opponent through them and still cracking your trailbone? DO you? I didn’t think so because if you jumped off a hell in a cell you would have a fuckin heart attack half way down.

Some may say this is old lion against young lion, the past against the present, but you know what this is to me? This is a mercy killing. Management doesn’t want there precise piece of shit world champion having any shot at me or viscera. So they put me in the ring with a man twice my age and tell me to don’t break him to badly, we still need him for the other rookies to beat on. And that’s all your going to be is a stepping stone. Yeah, but the funny thing against stones is they slowly wear down and break apart into dust.

Your not in my league old man, you have nothing on me and you never will, and come this Tuesday your going to finally get your Ticket to heaven, when your squealing and tapping like the old bitch you are.

Men strive for greatness,

Funny how they all strive to be me.

Your Resolution

Cody Carson

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