_-Caution| ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter the world of one Cody fuckin' Carson. Easily offended? Fuck off, before I traumatize you for life. If blood, violence, gore, stupid humor,religious jokes, sexist jokes, and a whole lot of fucking sound a little too outrageous for your tastes, then grab your purse, adjust your skirt and get the fuck out of my sight.
_-Pissed off Ranting| Yeah, Take nothing to heart, if you do, its your own fucking fault.
_-Fighting an losing fight.|
The scene fades into the apartment. Cody Carson is sitting on the railing out in front of it. He has his knees bent and his elbows resting on them with his arms straight out. He has an old Vancouver Canucks hat on and a pair of orange Oakley Sunglasses with a silver frame. He Breathes out and looks down Two nights ago a man he trusted so many years ago shot at him. But worse he shot at his girl. His fiancée. His fucking future wife. And for what, Why? Everything was so fucked up.

“Cody.” Came a voice behind him.

“Yeah.” he said through a dry voice.

“You okay?” Carmen asked Walking up behind him and resting her soft gentle hand on his bare shoulder blade.

“I‘ll be fine.”

“So, what buggin you?” She said, hoping up onto the railing with him and crossing her legs seeing as she was in a skirt.

“Nothin.”

“Cody tell me.”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Because you‘ll get pissed.”

“Now I want to know.”

“Hun, don‘t worry about it please.”

Carmen gave him the look. But Cody was tough and just stared he down through the sunglasses. He knew she would win. But hell, it might be his lucky day. “Tell me.”

“No.”

“Damn it Cody James Carson.” Carmen replied, thinking she would be smart.

“Damn it Carmen Marie Dumas.” Cody said smirking.

“Why won‘t you tell me?”

“I told you.”

“Besides that.” Cody sighed. He grabbed the dog tag around his neck and held them up for her. “What the dog tags I got you last Christmas?”

“The ones you got me I lost on the fire.” Cody replied.

“So…”

“Justin was in the army.” Cody said.

“Yeah.”

“When he joined I joined. But because I wrestled, they couldn‘t send me over. My term is up and all now. But When he said I ran with my tail between my legs he didn‘t know what direction I ran. I ran along side him.”

“Why…?” She started.

“Hun, Justin and I went to high school together. He‘s a fuckin psycho.”

“Maybe for real now.” Carmen added.

“Yeah, maybe.” Cody cracked his neck. “What time is that fuckin court thing.”

“Two.”

“This will be a change. I‘m not getting in shit.”

“Yeah.” Carmen replied. “Cody.. If I had of…”

“Shut up.”

“What..?” She asked.

“Don‘t even start talking about you getting shot and shit. It would have never happened. Anyway, if it had of I would have been going to jail for murder.”

“Ok Hun, we have to shower.”

“Okay.”

She pulls him off the railing and he smiles as he puts his arm around her and kisses her cheek.

_-Dos.| (Thats two for all you idiots out there).|

The court house was full. Everyone in suits and ties or dresses. Everyone that is except Cody Carson. He was in jean Shorts that where ripped and torn and had a grease stain on the leg. He also had on a Hawaiian shirt that was un button. Why would he care he wasn’t on trail. The laywer for Justin was sitting in a chair looking over the papers as Carson and Carmen walked into the place. Everyone looked at them and Cody smirked and walked to the other desk. He looked up and recognized the judge.

“Judge Flutely.” Cody said looking at the man and bowing like an idiot. “It‘s an honor to be here facing you and not getting in Sh… Crap this time.”

“Cody Carson.” The Black man said sitting forward in his chair. “Good to see your not causing trouble.”

“Hey judge, you welcome to come over and have a beer with me anytime.”

“My luck you would get us in some sort of trouble and I would be standing where you usually stand.”

Cody smirked. “Only live once.”

“And I like my life the way it is.”

Cody shrugged. “Your loss.”

Cody sat down and propped his feet up on the Table. The judge looked at him and Cody smirked, raising his arms out to his sides. “Court is now in session.”

“I object.” Cody yelled and got slapped in the head from Carmen.

“The prosecution calls one Justin F. Monity.”

Justin stands up and looks at Carson their eyes lock and Justin walks to the chair of doom and sits there. He stares at Carson, unblinking. “Mr. Monity, Do you know this man?” Cody stared at him also unblinking. Cody put his finger tips together and stroked his goatee, still staring trying to read each others thoughts. “Mr. Monity… Do you know this man?” The two continue the unblinking stare.

“Mr. Monity…” The judge said, slamming the gavel down.

The two continued the stare down.

“Yes.” Just said plain and simple.

“Who is he?”

Justin stared at his friend still unblinking. “He is Cody Carson.”

“A friend of yours?”

“I don‘t know.”

“Has he ever been your friend?”

“Yes.”

“So, if he was your friend… Is her still your friend?”

“I guess.”

“Who, Why did you take this 12 gauge Shotgun and aim it at your friend and his fiancée and pull the trigger?”

“Objection.”

“I didn‘t.”

“Sir, you aimed this gun at Cody Carson and his fiancée Carmen Dumas and pulled the trigger.”

“No.” Justin Said, Taking the stare from Carson to the Lawyer.

“Yes you did.”

“NO.” He screamed. “You all just want me to go to Jail. So they can get me. They are here.”

“Sir…”

Sweat was pouring off of Justin’s forehead. “They killed them all. They killed them but not me. They are coming to finish me. They are here. ”

“Order…”

“They need to kill me to complete their mission. They will kill all of us. They are here.”

“Justin buddy, calm down. It’s Cody.” Cody said standing up. “No one here wants to hurt you.”

“Lies. You can’t see it. They are here to kill us. It’s your fault. ”

“Mine?” Cody siad puzzled.

“You where not there whne I needed you. They killed all of them. My men. They killed them. I hid. I hid like a weakling. If you where there…”

“I would have died too. Then what. What would it be worth.”

The gavel slammed down. “Order.”

“They are here. They are here for me. I do not want anyone else to get hurt.”

“Justin…”

“They want me.”

“JUSTIN!!!” Cody yelled. Everyone fell silent. “No one is here for you. ”

“They are going to kill me.”

Cody moved Forward and Justin jumped on him, Punching him in the face. “Trader.” HE started wailing on Carson. Cody couldn’t defend himself. His arms pinned the Police Rushed in and Grabbed Justin but One went flying through the table then other into the brick wall. Back onto Carson, Punching him in the face. Cody using his wrestling skill and Street fighter ability, kicked Justin in the back of the skull, Justin didn’t seemed face and started Punching Carson again. Every punch sending a wave of blackness over Carson. Finally the officers get him off. Cody Carson Lay on the floor a bloody mess. His right eye swollen shut and his nose bleeding badly. “Trader…” Was the last thing Carson heard before he fell unconscious. We fade to Static.

_-Shut the fuck up. ¤ July 16th 2006 Vs. El Masked Mecca ¤|

Holy Galactic Gonads Batman, if his lips get any closer to your ass he will be sucking the shit right out of your hole.

What the fuck do you think your doing? Kissing my ass like that. We are not buddies, nor will we ever be buddies. We are not friends and we are not even opponents. Because to call you anything other then a joke is giving to you much credit.

I don’t need to know my fucking achievements, I got them didn’t I. Honestly, you’re a fucking idiot. You are right about one thing I am Going to be SFT champion soon enough, but as for you making me tap, that’s fucking hilarious. I am nine and one in my career in submission matches. Nine and fucking one. That one loss was when I had a dislocated shoulder. You don’t even have a fucking chance kid. I’m sorry but it’s the cold hard fuckin truth.

How many fucking people say they are going to have a great match with their opponent. Everyone. They are all like, “Yeah, I can’t wait to have a great match with you… Blah Blah Blah.” In their mind they’re saying, I hope you don’t fucking kill me, because I really think you would be good in bed. Not every match is great, and not every superstar deserves to be in the fucking ring. This Power Puff Girl thinks he can fuck with me, he’s got another thing coming. I’m Cody Carson damn it. So some respect. You sound smarter when you lips are shut.

By the way, I can see that your are white under that fucking mask so act it you fuckin wigger. Holla is you here me…. What the fuck is that you white fifty cent. You think your something fuckin special because you wear a fucking mask. You think that match makes you look cool or look good? You don’t… I told you that last time so take the fucking thing off and face me like a man.

HA, I found your hole fuckign promo funny… Cody Carson you will never be El Masked Mecca… HA HA HA.

Faggot.

What make you think I want to be some greasy fucking Mexican that smells like shit because he doesn’t take that damn mask off ever? I’m perfectly fine being Cody Carson. You know why? Because even on your best fuckin day you aren’t even a in my league. You think that you are here to be on top. Well in order to be on top you either A) Have a desperate homo fall sleep with a boner 2)Climb a fuckin mountain… or C) Win a fuckin match. I know that you haven’t done C so you will never be on top. You Just can’t go around calling your self a curtain jerker, jobber, Dark match bitch an expect to get any where in this business…

PHAAHA…

Who the hell am I kidding, you weren’t going anywhere anyway. Hence the reason your new name is power puff Cause god knows that show didn’t go anywhere. And well, you kinda look like one. You also look like a walking talking condom. To bad you papa didn’t know how to wrap his tool. Then He wouldn’t have made such a fuck up like you. You don’t even fucking belong here.

SFT is where the big boys play junior. You just need to go home and suck on your momma’s tit.

Just because you know how to rhyme off submission moves doesn’t mean that you can lock them on. Have you ever been in one? I highly debt it. You know why? Because people that are in submission matches know just how much pain there is. I would sooner be in a hell in a cell barbed wire cage match then a fuckin submission match… After it you can barely move. You hurt more then any pain you ever have felt before. Your muscles feel like they are torn. Your body aches. But I’ll give you the most important information you will ever know… Don’t fuck up. Because you fuck up in a submission match, and you just slit your wrist and dropped it into a pool of sharks. One second that’s all it takes is one second and you will be squealing… Ha, doesn’t that just settle great in the stomach.

Judge me if you feel keen

Fight me if you must

But in the end it doesn’t matter

Cause even the Devil hasn’t seen

Pure evil like me.

Cody Carson.

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