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Little Tornado
{I place the OWF Cruiserweight Title around my waist and look at myself in the mirror. Dang, this belt looks good on me. I'm suddenly brought back to my senses by the sound of my locker room door opening. Reina, the love of my life, stands there looking at me, a sly grin on her face. her sleek, sexy body is clad in a leather corset. A pair of red, leather pants sits upon her curvacious hips. The pants remind me of Brad Pitt's jacket from Fight Club. She parts her lipstick-covered lips and begins to speak to me.}

-Reina-: Dios, honey, are you ready to go yet? The limo driver is waiting in the parking lot. He'll be driving us to Las Vegas for OWF's Clash of Champions Pay-Per-View.

-Dios-: Yeah, I'm pretty much ready...Just let me grab my suitcase real quick.

{I walk over to the small closet and turn the brass handle. Before I can bend down to pick up the suitcase, I feel a pair of moist lips pressing against an exposed patch of skin on my neck. It has certainly been a while since I've felt something like that.}

-Reina-: You did great out there, baby. You just wait until we check-in at the Las Vegas hotel...You're getting a training session that you will never forget!

{I like the sound of that! I turn around and plant a short, passionate kiss on her luscious lips before picking up my suitcase. Reina and I then make our way out of the locker room and towards the parking lot. Once there, I spot the sleek, black limo Gunthor had rented for us to use. A man in a navy-blue uniform stands at attention beside an open door in the back. I allow Reina to slide in first while I take off the Cruiserweight Title that is still around my waist. I climb inside and look around. Wow, this limo is HUGE! Now, where is the tequila? I find an unmarked bottle of something, which I guess is tequila.}

-Dios-: Tequila, my queen?

-Reina-: Of course, my love.

{I pour some of the unknown liquid into two small shot glasses. Reina and I click glasses before downing the shots in one gulp...DISGUSTING! There is no way that this is tequila! I lower the separator between us and the driver before beginning to speak to him.}

-Dios-: Excuse me, sir...

-Driver-: Yes, Mr. Dios?

-Dios-: This is not tequila, which my friend asked for specifically when he rented this limo...

-Driver-: Sorry, sir, this limo service does not serve alcoholic beverages before, during, or after a trip.

-Dios-: Well, what the hell is this then? This tastes like a lime took a shit in a lemon's mouth, which in turn threw it up.

-Driver-: Actually, sir, it is Sierra Mist.

-Dios-: Like I said...shit...Next time, tequila...And I don't care what your policy is...I'll pay extra for it. Now, drive monkey.

{I raise the separator back up before the driver can reply. Reina suddenly speaks up.}

-Reina-: Well...ummm...you know how I am always prepared? Well...

{I watch as Reina opens her purse and pulls out a large bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila. I smile very widely. She pours us a couple shots, which we down very quickly. Good night, brain...See you in the morning!}