Revisiting the Golden Trail ...
The revolution's here
No one can lead you off your path
You'll try to change the world
So please excuse me while I laugh (yeah)
No one can change your ways (rock with me for a second)
No one can lead you off your path (come on)
You'll try to change the world
So please excuse me while I laugh
"Beautiful Struggle "
"Beautiful Struggle " - Talib Kweli
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Next Stop: Golden Trails
by Anthony Michaels
With the shocking showings of Juan Ramirez and the Syndicate Inc. It seems like their back in control of this rollercoaster, bring that coaster to a reality check. With last week’s powerful message, many are left to wonder, “Are they for real?” Well if you ask Michael Carrington, Juan Ramirez, Shyne, and Jeremy Diaz, they all say “HELL YEAH!”. They feel better and prepared to take on any challenges
Although I didn’t get to sit with the “Golden Boy” as I wanted to ask him a few questions related to last week’s message, I however did talk to him over the phone, thanks to his handy manager. Thanks, Nick!. Anyways, Juan simply said enough was enough. It was time to stop being pushed over and begin pushing back, with greater force.
Since they changed over from the Dynasty to the Syndicate, it’s been an uproar. Everyone is trying to duck and dodge to keep from battling the powerful group, they choose to play mind games, shuffling themselves away from them, but their mission to that has seemingly failed. With Michael Carrington issueing out the challenge for the American Title, and Shyne being booked to fight for the Underground Title, as Diaz and Juan Ramirez continues to seek on a gold trail, it seems that by the end of the night at Tactical Error, Syndicate will once again stand tall against the fellow SCW’ers, as Carrington said it clearly, as SCW now meant “Syndicate” Championship Wrestling.
Lost.Within.
[ :| White and blue clouds were shown, misty fog made a thick screen as there stood a male figure in a robe as the figure began to show more as he came closer. A white cloth robe that layed on the puffy clouds as the figure stood. Black and sort of muscular. As the picture came closer and closer, it was seen to be the Black Jesus, as he stood with a Mohawk, around his neck hung millions of gold jewelry chains and necklaces, with a cup of Patron in one hand, and a blunt in the other, as Bob Marley played low in the background. |: ]
Black Jesus: You are not lost, fool! This is Black Jesus!
The clouds withered back and forth as it gave it that “dreaming on cloud nine” effect. Black Jesus slid the blunt back between his lips, as he took a few puffs before taking it back out.
Black Jesus: I hear you have a lot on your mind that you need to let off, Mr. Ramirez …
Juan Ramirez: Yeah, a bunch of fuckers messing with my time and money.
Black Jesus: Is that all, young Ramirez.
[ :| As Juan talked, Black Jesus took another puff, as he snapped his finger, two fine asian honeys popped on the side of him nothing but furry bikini tops and candy tart G-Strings. They began kissing on him. |: ]
Black Jesus: A little lower, could ya ….
Black Jesus: I am the black jesus, the one who works for you. I am the opposite of the regular Jesus, just much more of a ‘G’ than a ‘J’. See this, you can’t get much better than from Asians who know how the drill goes.
Juan Ramirez: I need some potions to bring the fans out of being stuck up Speed and Greg Cherry’s assholes. You see, I’m a professional wre ….
[ :| The Black Jesus stopped Juan before he could finish, as the Black Jesus did was nod his head up and down, before taking yet another puff, as the ladies whispered into his ears, while he held a smile.|: ]
Black Jesus: I know all about you kid. I am the fucking Black Jesus, ya dig? I know you’re the Golden Boy, the KO King, all that good stuff. I know your troubles. I know you’re with that stable. No need to worry, you want to get those innocent people’s heads out of Cherry’s and Speed’s ass …
[ :| He dug in his right side, reaching for something. There he pulled out a bottle that read in yellow letters with a thunderbolt strike that read …. |: ]
Black Jesus: Greased Lightning. It’ll solve the problem, and give Speed and Cherry one hell of a Rectum evacuation. They’ll then forget about the day they brainwashed the innocent people to stand with them for their bullshit reasons.
[ :| The two asian chicks giggled before whispering something else in his ear, as his eyes widened. He then looked at me, and at both of them, as he took another puff from the blunt. |: ]
Black Jesus: I gotta’ roll kid. It’s been real, but when Asian chicks speak in their lingo with a sexy voice and giggle, it tells you something. And I, I’m not missing out on that opportunity. Use that solution and it’ll pity those foo’s’ …. Till then, Sucka!
Juan Ramirez: Heh, thanks Black Jesus …..
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…. From last week on Baywatch …
“I’M COMING TO SAVE YOU ….”
The hairy chested diver runs into the water, saving the wanna-be rockstar from being eaten as Shark meat.
“I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP …IMA’ COWWBBBBOOYYYY BAAABBBEEEEEEEEE”
The water swishes back and forth as the hairy-chested diver tries to bring in the loudmouth rockstar.
…. And now …..
i'll be ready
i'll be ready
never you fear
no don't you fear
i'll be ready
forever and always
i'm always here
in us we all have the power
but sometimes it's so hard to see
when instinct is stronger than reason
it's just human nature to me
don't you worry
it's gonna be alright
cause i'm always ready
i won't let you out of my sight
i'll be ready
i'll be ready
never you fear
no don't you fear
i'll be ready
forever and always
i'm always here
cause i'm always ready
i won't let you out of my sight
oooh
i'll be ready
i'll be ready
never you fear
no don't you fear
i'll be ready
forever and always
i'm always here
forever and always
i'm always here
John: I am a sensation, Doe … you almost lost your life out there.
Doe: Fuck that, I lost all my cash.
John: You know that we both got upcoming monster challenges against us. We got to stick together to take down those challenges.
Doe: I can do bad all by myself. I have GOD on my side. I’ll always win the fight.
John: We got to stick together. I’m going to lose without my team. Without a team, I don’t exist. I am a sensation I know, but I’m a bad sensation. I’m nothing more than a punk ass white kid trying to act bossy. I need you and you know you need me.
Doe: Man shit on that. I am The Real Shit. No one can touch me. I don’t need a team to work and help me. I got it all!
A few ducks fly over the two guys heads, as they are on the sand, all of a sudden, white droplets smack them in their face and mouths as they look like they just got hit a million times with paintballs. Doe looks at John with shit all over his face, and if you look close enough theres a pattern within the shit droplets that laid over them and the sand. It simply read …. “From The Syndicate Wit Luv”
Doe: FUCK!!! WHERE IS GOD WHEN I NEED HIM!!!
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Chia-Speed
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia
The “Chia-Speed”
Give it water and watch it’s ego grows …
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia
The most wonderful piece of shit ever to be produced …
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia
Give it a try for yourself to see …
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia
If it’s ego grow out too far, slice it with a knife, and watch it start from scratch.
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chiaaaa
Enough.Bullshitin'.Around
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( Golden Crisp )
I'MMM SO HHOOOOOODDD....
... And I Got These Golds Up In My Mouth If You Get Closed Into My House Then You Know What I'm Taking about I'm Out The Hood
And If You Feel Me Put Your Hands Up (hood) My Hood Of Niggas Can You Stand Up (I'm So Hood)
If You're Not From Here You Can Walk It Out And You Not Hood Then You Don't Know What I'm Talking about
Too many choose to hate on somethin' this great ...
Like I give a flyin' fucckk!
I say, let em' keep hating. Their days are numbered. Their nights will become cold and lonely. What they thought they had will be no more. I'm on a unstoppable roll. Fuck a Jay Gold. I beat that bitch before. He's nothing. He's not a fucking master of the moments. His past moments are the only things holding him up.
This be part two of me digging out this gold mine. Taking what mine, and leaving him laid in lyme. I'm going to put him to rest, like I've done the rest. The Real Bitch will be next, only this time, I'm going to break his fucking neck.
So screw this punk ass blonde haired, Paris Hilton lookin' bama'. Jay Gold will be nothing more than burned residue once I'm finished knocking his head around like a wind detector. My lips have been tasting gold ever since those few losses to Speed. I've recovered though. It may be Jay Gold, then it may not be. It might be Sarah Punche or ir might be anyone who holds a fucking title. Well except for the chick's title. Any other title, I see thats doing nothing but gaining dust, I'm gonna' sweep it the fuck up.
In my possesion it will be.
Jay Gold moments will be shattered, and will no longer be needed. This is the second meeting between the two of us, and just like before, it's going to be a "sweep". You see Gold, you'll be my punching bag towards Glacier. You're my bowl that I'll pour my wheaties in, putting thawing Glacier's legacy into warm water. You're my step that'll take me to gold. Point is Jay, ... no matter how much of a title history or background you have, when facing Juan Ramirez, everything isn't the same. It's different. It was made to be different. You had your moments in this company, now it's time I make it mines and take whats mines.
Your historic history here doesn't mean shit now, kid. There's a new Golden Bear in town. He's a hungry fuck, and will eat your ass alive. The determination, the crazy mentality when he see's something he wants. That bear is I, Juan Ramirez, KO King, SCW's Golden Boy, Syndicate's threatening force. It's me, Jay Gold, and what you think may be a night in funtown, will become a nightmare on Elm Street for you.
Fade.To.Black
