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Randy Fields |
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Role-Play #: Seventeen
Singles Match i beg of you - BELIEVE THE HYPE A New Champion Will Be Crowned " It Has Begun.. " Deception.. Deceit.. Disaster " THE FUCKING FUTURE " A Prophecy Fulfilled " I've Warned You All.. NOBODY Can Stop Me.. " The Beginning of A New Era " The NEW Era Begins NOW.. [ fade out ] now.. now.. " The Ends Justify The Means.. And so as the future continues his reign of terror upon all of WWH, the question must be asked.. who will stop him? who can stop him? can Randy Fields even be stopped? All these questions and more is what lingers in our thoughts day by day as GrindHouse is just around the corner now. Randy Fields will walk into his biggest WWH match of his career yet and hope to get gold around his waiste. Will Fields' simply look to make an example out of an old veteran and champion. For now those questions will go unanswered until the deciding time, but as we speak Randy Fields, Bobby Beverly, and Troy Chelsea (otherwise known as The New Era) are holding some Oregon Locals captive inside a local recital hall and the WWH cameras have just returned from the commercial break to see the two directors gaged and hog tied and the remaining actors scared senseless. April 31st 'THE FUTURE' Randy Fields: "So here we all are.. like one big happy family, sharing stories as if we have known each other all of our lives. You see, you fools dance around acting out past history not even knowing the real truth, the real reason why the pilgrims were the founding fathers and outlasted everyone else allowing this nation, these united states of america to become what it is today. But these "Pilgrims" didn't survive by being friendly or neighborly, no.. they were MURDERERS. " Randy paces back and forth, his arms crossed and hands concealed beneath his dark clothing. He looks down at the actors who are seated on a part of the set where conveniently a large dinner table has been placed. Randy stands at the foot of the table as his wife Sandy stands beside him, Bobby watches on from the stadium seats, making sure that nobody gets out of hand. 'THE FUTURE' Randy Fields: All Americans like to be so involved with their roots, their past.. they take pride in the old ways of their ancestors, but for what? Your ancestors were nothing but heartless, cold-blooded killers. They killed when someone opposed them, and they killed some more when they couldn't have what they wanted.. until they finally got it. And this is where you show your pride? For no good hooligans like The Pilgrims. You people sicken me.. " Randy looks down at one of the "pilgrim" men. 'THE FUTURE' Randy Fields: They Raped The Indiands of their lands.. " Randy takes a step further looking down at one of the pilgrim women. 'THE FUTURE' Randy Fields: They brought sorrow and disease the likes of wich no one has ever seen before to a land of peace and prosperity. " Another step. 'THE FUTURE' Randy Fields: They were a stain upon all of humanity as we know it. Beginning a hellish whirlwind of misfortune and mayhem the second that they stepped foot on different soil and claimed it as their own. Wich is exactly why they.. meaning YOU, must be punished. You will be the scapegoat for the attrocious acts your ancestors commited all those years ago, and your punishment.. well it starts, NOW. " Randy lifts one of the actors up onto his feet abd motions for him to walk up onto the stage where the "hangings" are supposed tot ake place. He hesitates at first, not entirely sure what Fields intentions are but realizes he has no other option and begins the long walk up the steps. Randy follows behind and raises his voice so all can hear it as it echoes throughout the auditorium.
' directed TRAINSPOTTING ' - Danny Boyle: Whatever you say champ. But the situation is; we need to shoot this scene. I handed you the script and I need to know your comfortable shooting the scene before we begin. ' the CORPORATE champ ' - The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa, you run your mouth like the Rock is some lily assed faggot? The Rock has beat Egyptians, one, two, three in the Scorpion King! The Rock has sung with Wyclef Jean! The Rock was cool in Be Cool! The Rock has layed the smackethdown in Welcome To The Jungle! The Rock has shoved his size 10 boot STRAIGHT UP AN ALIEN'S CANDY ASS! The Rock is not afraid to shoot a scene! The Rock is the scene! Enthusiastic: ' directed TRAINSPOTTING ' - Danny Boyle: Uh, great Rock. Let's head to it. Rocky reluctantly leaves his comfortable-looking chair and heads towards the set. His cowboy spurs jingly and jangling as he walks. He drops the script he was reading. As the scene fades away we see the scripts title page. It reads: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2: Bigger, Badder And Blacker The scene fades completely as the Great One is unaware of the terrors that await him. We fade back in to see The Great One on set. A DANNY BOYLE MOVIE The set is that of a Texan ranch. The Rock and some other jabroni are sitting on a wooden bench. Vast desert scours their backdrop. The actor/jabroni across from the Great One bows his head down (they're shooting a scene remember?) and looks upset. AND...ACTION! ' will do ANYTHING for cash ' - Jon. E Deep: Uhhh, Hi. I know you don't really know me but I know you, and I hate to be the one to say this. But we need to talk. Acting as poor as a wrestler ever could: ' the CORPORATE champ ' - The Rock: But... The Roc... I mean; I've never even met you before. Who are you? ' will do ANYTHING for cash ' - Jon. E Deep: Uhhh, my name is -- ' the CORPORATE champ ' - The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT -- Oh, umm, The Ro -- means -- Dropping character: ' will do ANYTHING for cash ' - Jon. E Deep: As I was saying .. my name is Johnny and your name is Rocky, right? ' the CORPORATE champ ' - The Rock: The Rock says -- ' will do ANYTHING for cash ' - Jon. E Deep: Hi... Rocky. Umm, I've got something I want to say to you man. I've been watching you for a long time. Not in a crazy stalker way, just, just, watching you. I doubt you'll remember me. But I have to tell you something otherwise I may just regret it for the rest of my life. It's something that's burning up within me. You rescued me once man. You gave me the kiss of life. That one kiss, saved me Rocky. It saved me. If one kiss could save my life, maybe two could just about complete me .. The homosexual pornstar (that we hope to never find out the true meaning behind his name) leans in and kisses the Great One, right on the lips! Tongue. Here comes the bombshell. ' will do ANYTHING for cash ' - Jon. E Deep: .. I love you. The Rock closes his eyes as his actors lips and tongue touch his own. The Great One takes a step back and analyses the situation. Remember back in 2000 Rock? Remember when you were The People's Choice, The People's Champion? Remember? Where are you now? Making low-budget adult movies? Well, The Great One, will NEVER kiss another man! The Great One is not a fan of the sausage. The Rock takes a dramatic pause and rather than delivering his next line, he delivers a spine-crunching ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM ON THE ACTOR! ' the CORPORATE champ ' - The Rock: Jabroni, The Rock doesn't care if you were acting. The Rock doesn't care whether you need the money. But the Rock does care about sharing his "Love Rock" with another man! The Rock knows his role! CUT! Several Paramedics And Minutes Later We hear the now familiar hustle and bustle of a production set. We don't fade back in. We just hear voices and a siren as our screen remains pitch black. ' directed TRAINSPOTTING ' - Danny Boyle: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! YOU BROKE THE FUCKIN' GUYS BACK! HE COULD HAVE FUCKIN' DIED! More importantly .. YOU'VE RUINED MY FUCKIN MOVIE! YOU FUCKIN' SAMOANS! RUIN EVERYTHING! GET YOUR BLACK ASS OFF OF MY SET! YOUR FIRED! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OUTTA HERE! No [white] man talks to the Rock like this. We don't hear a reply from the Great One. Just another crunch as the Director is another victim of the Rock Bottom. The Rock mutters something about "Genesis" and "Vic Grimes" and "Sending a message" as we fade out. Moral to this tale: Fool with the Rock, you hit Rock Bottom. Listen and learn Grimes. |