The Rock's Record 37 - 00 - 07

It's time... Almost a month ago, Shane McMahon beat The Rock to make Shane the #1 Contender to The Rock's Heavyweight Championship. Almost a month ago, Almost a month ago, this inevitable fight between Shane McMahon and The Rock began.

WWH has set the match for Burnout. Shane McMahon Vs. The Rock. World Heavyweight Championship on the line. The Rock has deemed . Almost a month ago, The Rock said that he will never lose his World Heavyweight Championship, And now its time to prove to everyone why he is The Great One.

OOC: I'm going to try something new here for this special occasion. After the description in white right below this, the first scene of my roleplay will be just a video. Like one of those WWE Desire videos they used to do... but this is just for Burnout.

Anyway, The Rock's normally spoken words will be in This Color. The Rock's whispered words...or background words or whatever... will be This Color. Hopefully you enjoy. And now, to the roleplay.

Suddenly, "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback fills the arena while the Titantron illuminates with a video. It starts off with an image of The Rock, leaning against a counter in his locker room, gluing the crowd's attention to the video.

 

Since The Rock has got here, he's been The Champion.... No one has disputed him.. No one.... But now.... you have come, Shane McMahon... YOU... have Disputed The Rock...

( ^ Rock winning Title)

 

Since The Rock has got here, he's been CHALLENGED, he's been TESTED! And You, SHANE MCMAHON... YOU! ...Are TESTING... The Rock...

 

Shane McMahon, you have nothing... Nothing! That The Rock doesn't have! You are capable of nothing... NOTHING! ...That The Rock isn't capable of. Shane McMahon cannot GET TO... ...The Rock...

 

Mothers, fathers, wives, Your Game... Can't Stop The Rock... The Rock is beating you, The Rock WILL BEATyou! ...You can't Stop The Rock...

Shane Mcmahon has managed to become a Crisis...
Crisis...
TONIGHT!
The Rock...
Will end SHANE MCMAHON!

Tick Tock...

.......Tick Tock!

The Night before Burnout

Scene opens up at the fine, five star, Downtown Hotel, in London. The WWH has rented out a spacious ballroom to hold a press conference for WWH Burnout. Several superstars have already taken their time with the reporters. The WWH Promotion Director then walks into the room, and takes the podium.

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]- "Alright guys, our next superstar is going to be the WWH World Heavyweigth Champion...The Rock."

The Rock then walks out from behind some curtains, and steps up onto the podium as the camera men and woman standing in the back of the ballroom, behind the seated reporters, take pictures and pictures of The Rock. The Rock stands up on the podium, with a mic infront of him, and sets his World Heavyweight Title up on the podium next to him. As the camera men and woman begin to take less and less number of pictures, the press conference begins.

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]- "Alright, we are ready to begin. So let's start with the questions."

Right as Dave says it's time to start...the reporters shoot their hands into the air. The Rock scans the room, and then points to a woman sitting in the second row. The woman stands, and speaks.

-["Reporter #1" Stacy Lindsey]- "Hi Rock, my name is Stacy Lindsey from Wrestling World-Wide magazine, my question is: Since your return to WWH action, after a month lay-off, that started in March 2007, you have been on a roll so to speak. Highlighted by your World Heavyweight Title victory. What do you owe this success to?"

-[The "People's  Champion" Rock]- "The Rock owes this success to days and days of long hours, training hard. The Rock owes this success to busting the People's ass, day in, day out! When I decided to take some time off from the ring, it was because The Rock wasn't pleased with his in the ring performance. The Rock was average at best. So The Rock did what he had to do...took some time off. Rebooted the system, if you will. The Rock took the time off, but just didn't see at home. Oh no bay-bee, The Rock worked. The Rock worked from sun up, to sun down, busting his Hollywood money making ass!In result, The Rock has been on a roll, to say the least. The Rock has whooped candy ass after candy ass, and along the way...The Rock did indeed capture the World Heavyweight Championship!"

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]-"Okay, next question."

((With that, the reporters again throw their hands high in the air. The Rock scans the crowd, like before. This time Rock, picks out a young man sitting in the very front. The man stands, and speaks.))

-["Reporter #2" Richard King]- "Hi, my name is Richard King, and I'm with Behind Wrestling Magazine, and my question is: There have been many rumors going around, stating your are not in the best physical health right now. Any comments on this issue?"

-[The "People's  Champion" Rock]-"The Rock is most certainly in the best phsycial health! Sure, The Rock isn't at his prime wrestling condition, but The Great One is getting there! Yet, that doesn't mean The Rock isn't as, or more ready than any other jabronie. The Rock is more than ready to get in the ring, with any and every superstar in the WWH! You witnessed first hand tonight, that The Rock's physical health is in perfect condition. You witnessed tonight, that those rumors you are talking about...are just that...rumors. You will be witnessing tonight, a healthy Brahma Bull whooping Shane McMahon's candy ass! So to answer your question, Richie Rich, The Rock is in fine, hell The Rock is in more than fine physical condition."

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]-"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, next question."

((Like the two times before, the reporters shoot their hands in the air, once Dave says "next question". Rock then scans the room again, and picks out a man sitting in the far back row. The man stands and speaks.))

-["Reporter #3" Max Winfeild]- "Hello there, my name is Max Winfeild, from Wrestling Experience.net, and my question is: How do you feel about the fact that several WWH Superstars, and many experts believed you wont pull out this victory? What goes through your mind when you hear this?"

-[The "People's  Champion" Rock]- "The Rock doesn't give a damn what those jabronies think. Since day one, since day one The rock walked back into the wrestling world, The Rock has been doubted. Since day one, no one believed The Rock still had it in him. No one believed, The Rock could be a champion again. Yet day by day, The Rock proves them wrong. Day by day, The Rock goes out there and whoops any candy ass that gets in the ring with him! Day by day, the doubters decrease. Soon, soon enough, there will be no one to doubt the fact...that Rocky is back! The answer do your question Mad Max, The Rock doesn't feel anything towards the not know it alls. It doesn't matter what they think. The only thing that matters is everday The Rock walks out there and puts on a show, and picks up the victory. The only thing that matters is...The Rock...is the World Heavyweight Champion! So forget about the doubters. They can just kiss the People's ass!"

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]- "Alright, next question please."

((The reporters hands shoot back up into the air. The Rock scans the crowd, like before, and picks out a man sitting in the third row, towards the end of the row. The man stands, and speaks.))

-["Reporter #4" Alex Zane]- "Sup man, I'm Alex Zane, from The Men and Woman of Wrestling Magazine, and my question is: Rock after your victory tonight, what plans do you have for the future?"

-[The "People's  Champion" Rock]- "The Rock doesn't need to plan out the future. The future comes to The Rock. All The Rock is gonna do, is go out there everday, put out his best effort, whoop some candy ass, take some names, continue his title run, and have a little fun while doing it! The Rock hasn't made any future plans, just continue on filling up the Smackdown Hotel!"

-["WWH Promotion Director" Dave McKinnis]- "Okay, last question please."

((The reporters really hold their hands high now, considering it's the last question. The Rock picks a young lady sitting in the very front. The lady stands and speaks.))

-["Reporter #5" Meagan Hicks]- "Hey, my name is Meagan Hicks, with Bad Boys of Wrestling, and my question is: What are you doing tonight?"

((The reporters and camera men and woman, begin to laugh at the ladies question. The Rock smirks a little, as he looks down upon the young lady.))

-[The "People's  Champion" Rock] "What is The Rock doing tonight? Well The Rock is flying back to Maimi, Florida for the night. Yeah, The Rock is going to whoop Shane's candy ass and maybe catch a movie with ya baby."

((All the reporters begin to laugh, as Rock then gets up, and leaves. The reporters then sit and wait, for the next WWH Superstar.))

-[Scene Two]-

((Warzone is about to go on air, when the triton comes on. The scene opens with The Rock standing in his locker room, packing his bags, still dressed in his wrestling attire. Right then the sound of his door, flying open, is heard. The Rock quickly jerks his head, as a WWH Crew Member comes into picture. The crew member then begins to speak to The Rock, who just stares at him, confused on what the hell he thinks he is doing.))

-[WWH Crew Member]- "Hey Rock, I ju.."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What...in the BLUE hell, do you think your doing?"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "I just w.."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "No, no, no, no don't answer that! Second thought, it doesn't matter what you think your doing. Oh no, Jabronie. You just barged in here, like a bat out of hell. You don't do that. No sir, you don't walk into The Rock's locker room like that. You don't just open the door, and walk right in. No, no, not The Rock's locker room. The Rock could have been naked! Yeah, The Rock could have been naked! Is that what you want jabronie? Is that what you want? To see The Rock naked?!"

-[WWH Crew Member]-"No, no sir. I just wanted.."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Just wanted what?! An interview? Did you want an interview, with The Rock? Is that what you wanted jabronie?"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "No Mr. Rock, I didn't want an interview."

-[The "People's Champion" rock]- "No Interview? Then what...you want an autograph? Is that what you want? Give The Rock somethin to sign...lets' make this quick. Come on, hurry up."

-[WWH Crew Member]- "No, Rock, I didn't want an autograph."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "No autograph from The Rock?! You don't want an autograph?"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "No sir."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "So you barge in here. Interrupt The Rock when he is trying to get packed, without even knockin I might add, and yet you don't want an interview or an autograph?! Then what the hell do you want jabronie? Wait! Don't tell me. Are you...are you some kind of stalker? Is that what you are? Are you some kind of sick freak? Is that what you are pee-wee..some kind of sick freak?!"

((The fans laugh, as the crew member tries to plead his case.))

-[WWH Crew Member]- "No, no, not all Mr. Rock! I...I...I actually work here."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "What?! You...work here?! Has President McDermott completely lost his mind?! You...work here?! Is this some kind of affirmative action thing or somethin?! I mean I got nothing against retards, but I mean come on!"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "Well yes, I work here. In fact I was sent over here to tell you that you had been booked for a match on Burnout."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "I have been booked for a match on Burnout? That's what you bave been sent over here to tell me. You, Screech's little brother, was sent over here to tell me that? That's why you just walked right into The Rock's locker room?"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "Yes, that's..that's why."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well then, since you were sent over here to tell The Rock he has a match on Burnout, you must know who The Rock will be facing...so who is it? Come on homie, spit it out!"

-[WWH Crew Member]-"Well Rock you will be in singles action, going one on one against...Shane McMahon!"

((The fans watching, cheer, at the sound of The Rock versus Shane Mcmahon.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "The Rock versus Shane McMahon?! Really, Shane versus The People's Champ. The daddy bitch versus the man who's gonna whoop his candy ass!"

-[WWH Crew Member]- "That's right. The Rock versus Shane McMahon!"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well thanks for that information skippy, now turn around, and walk your skrunny ass on out of The Rock's locker room. The Rock's gotta get finish packin, bay-bee!"

((The crew member then turns, and leaves the room, as The Rock continues to pack, while the titron fades out.))

-[Scene Three]-

((The fans have finishing finding their seats, as the Warzone is about to begin. As the fans take their seats, many of them notice the seat, microphone, and guitar stand, with a nice acoustic guitar resting on it, all sitting in the middle of the ring. Once everyone has taken their seats, the lights dim, and out of no where "IF YA SMELLLLL" hits over the p.a system. The fans, who most just sat down, jump right back up to their feet! They begin to go absolutely crazy for The Rock! The Rock then steps out from the back, wearing a leather vest, some leather pants being held up by his Brahma Bull belt-buckle, and of course The Rocky sun glasses. The fans see The Rock, and they just get even louder with their reaction. The Rock hesitates at the top of the ramp way for a bit, just looking out into the sea of screaming fans. The Rock just smirks at the fans, and then begins to make his way down the ramp way. The fans next to the railing, reach out and try to touch The Rock. Some of them accomplish this, and slap The Rock on the shoulder or the back, as others fail at the attempt, but are still satisfied with the just the opportunity of being close to The Rock! The Rock finally reaches the end of the ramp, so he turns, and begins to head up the steal steps. The Rock then walks along the apron, looking out into the crazy WWH crowd. Rock then reaches a turnbuckle, so he climbs up the side of it. The Rock then raises one arm up high in the air, as the fans go nuts and cameras go off everywhere. The Rock then gets down, swings one leg into the ring, bends down, and enters. Once The Rock enters the ring, he receives a mic from the ringside announcer. The fans then begin to quiet down, as The Rock puts the mic up to his mouth.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "FINALLY...THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO LONNNNDOOON!"

((The fans erupt into a cheap pop for The Rock. Rock just continues on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "That's right The Rock is here, London England"

((Fans again give The Rock a cheap pop.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Now tonight is a special night in London,England! Yeah, tonight is a special night! You see not too long ago, The Rock was given an announcement. It was made known to The Rock that on Burnout, The Rock will be getting back into the ring. The Rock will be getting back into the ring and going one on one with the self-proclaimed, Shane O'Mac! With that being said, The Rock has decided to make tonight, a special night! Considering The Rock will be facing Shane McMahon in a hell in a cell for my World Heavyweight championship, in what can only be the match that will headline Burnout , The Rock has something grand planned for tonight! Tonight, isn't gonna be some ordinary house show. Tonight isn't gonna be some ordinary Rocky promo! Oh no, baby, oh no! Tonight! Tonight The Rock is gonna dedicate tonight's show to the WWH's best Daddy's bitch impersonator...Shane McMahon! The Rock is gonna dedicate tonight's show to Shane, but doing one of two things! First, The Rock is gonna hold a special Rock Concert!"

((The fans cheer at that announcement. The Rock just smiles, and carries on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Oh yeah, The Rock is gonna sing a few songs! Then, then The Rock did somethin special for Shane. The Rock did somethin special, by going out on the streets, and picking five, that's right five of the best suitable girls to marry....Shane!"

((Fans cheer at that announcement aswell. The Rock smiles, and then continues on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "So let's stop wasting time, and get started with Shane night! Let's start it off, with an ol' fashion Rocky Concert!"

((The fans cheer, as Rock walks over to the set-up in the middle of the ring. The Rock places the microphone on the microphone stand, and adjusts it a bit. Rock then takes a seat on the chair, and gets comfortable. Rock looks down at his lovely guitar, as the fans cheer even louder. Rock then reaches down, picks up the guitar, and sets it nicely up on his lap. Rock strums a few strings, clears his throat a bit, as he prepares to get ready.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Here we go...Rocky Concert"

((The fans cheer, as Rock begins to start playing a song. After a few bars into the song, The Rock begins singing.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "Tonight is the night, we praise Shane.
Despite his overuse of Preperation H.
Tonight is the night, The Rock is gonna sing for Shane.
Yeah, just a few days before The Rock puts him six feet under.
Cause tonight on Burnout, The rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass. Oh cause at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass.
He's big, he's ugly, he is the bitch.
Yet he doesn't even come close to The Rock's fame.
Shane thinks he can beat The Rock,
Well Shane can just suck The Rock's ----"

((The Rock pauses as the fans cheer, and laugh, knowing just what The Rock was about to say. The Rock then continues playing, and singing.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "Cause at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass. Oh at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass. I said, at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass!
All The Rock can say is Ahhh shucks,
cause Shane doesn't rock, oh no he totally sucks!"
Cause at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass. Oh at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's ass. I said, at Burnout, The Rock is gonna whoop Shane's CANDY aaaaaassssss!"

((The fans go nuts, as Rock finishes up the first song of the evening.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Yeah, you like that? Huh? You like The first Rocky song of the evening?"

((The fans cheer even louder for The Rock.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well don't worry cause there is plenty more where that came from bay-bee! Yeah, The Rock's got plenty more, so lets' not waste anymore time...how about a another classic from the Great One!"

((The fans go nuts again for The Rock. Rock just smiles and then starts playing the guitar.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "I know a man who is big and tall,
it's a wonder why girls don't give him a call.
He's big, he's strong, he's mean,
and he eats his green beans.
Yet he can't seem to get a date,
Oh now he'll never be able to mate.
The man I'm talking about is Shane. Oh I'm talking about Shaney, the B0y W0nder, Shane!
He loads himself with steroids,
yet he is still stuck at home every night...jerking off to naked Polaroid's.
The man I'm talking about is Shane. Oh I'm talking about Boy Wonder, the Boywonder, Shane! Oh yeah, the man I'm talking about...is Shane McMahon!"

((The Rock finishes with the second song, as the fans go nuts!))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "The Rock is gonna keep things rolling along with a few short songs. Now The Rock did his own spin on a few ol' Rock n' roll classics, so here we go."

((The fans cheer, as Rock against starts to play another song.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "You ain't nothing but a daddy's bitch, cryin all the time...
You ain't nothing but a bitch, cryin all the time..
Well you ain't gonna beat The Rock, your bitch ass is mine...
well if you think you're gonna beat The Rock...well than your candy ass...MUST BE HIGH!"

((The Rock finishes, and the fans laugh and cheer. Rock then starts up again, with a new song.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "Whip your ass again, The Rock can't wait to whip Shane's ass again...
Well I found love is whippin Shane's ass...
I can't wait to whip Shane's ass again...
No The Rock can't wait to whip your white trash lookin ass again.."

((Rock finishes, and the fans cheer. The Rock wasts no time, to start up another song.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- (singing) "And now with Burnout near...The Rock will face...the final curtain... Shane...one on on...I’ll win the match...of that Im certain..... I’ve lived a life, that’s full...... I can get pie..... and get it all day, much more..... than any of the horseman... Rock did it Rock’s way......Yes there were times...Shane had fun...when he beat..... the Great One... But all that is deep, in the past.... and now Shane can kiss the Rock’s ass... I will be bold and beat Shane cold… and do it Rockkkkkkkkk’s way........."

((The fans go totally nuts, as The Rock finishes with the last song! The Rock then sets the guitar on the guitar stand, and gets to his feet. Rock then takes the microphone off the stand, and puts it to his mouth, as the fans listen up.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "There you have it, an ol' fashion Rocky Concert!"

((Fans cheer for The Rock. Rock licks his lips, adjusts his glasses, and then continues on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Yet, the night isn't over with yet. Oh no, the night is far from over with. We still have to pick a lovely lady, a lovely lady to marry...Shane McMahon! So without further adue, let The Rock proudly present to you the final five, that's right, the final four contestants for a chance to marry...Shane! First off, this young lady is from Berkley, California. She is 5'6 and weights about...240 pounds...ladies and gentlemen give it up for Lauren."

((The fans all turn their attention to the ramp way, as Lauren walks out. Lauren is a short, heavy set young lady, not very attractive. Lauren then begins to head down the ramp way. She then enters the ring, as Rock holds the middle rope up for her. Lauren then stands in the ring, as the fans laugh and cheer her on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Contestant number one...Lauren. How do you feel Lauren?"

((The rock puts the mic to Lauren's mouth.))

-["Fat Girl" Lauren]- "I feel fine."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "You a little...nervous?"

-["Fat Girl" Lauren]- "A little."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Awww don't be nervous. There's only a thousasnd or so people watching you right now. It's ok. It's only your chance to win the opportunity to marry the WWH's most biggest bitch. Don't be nervous."

((The fans laugh, as Rock pauses for a second. The Rock then begins to announce the second contestant.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Our second contestant is from Oakland, California. There she is currently participating in the 8th grade...give it up for 13 year old, Stacy."

((The fans begin to give this reaction of, "oh no Rock, you might have gone a little too far", as Stacy walks out from the back. Stacy then begins to head down the ramp way, as the fans get louder with their uneasy reaction. The Rock then looks to the crowd.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Oh don't give The Rock that. It's not the Rock's fault. The Rock is just going by what Triple H likes. So don't hate The Rock, hate the game."

((The fans laugh a little at The Rock's comment, and ease up a bit. The Rock then goes to the ropes, and opens it up for young Stacy. Stacy then enters the ring, and goes, and stands by Lauren.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Hey, how you doing Stacy?"

-["Way too Young" Stacy]- "I'm good."

-[The "People's Champion" rock]- "Good, good. You enjoying school?"

-["Way too Young" Stacy]- "Yes."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "What's your favorite subject."

-["Way too Young" Stacy]- "Math."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Math, that's a good subject. Alright Stacy, just stand right there."

((The Rock then backs up from Stacy and Lauren and stands more in the center of the ring, as he begins to introduce contestant number three.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Next up, The Rock wants to bring out contestant number three! Please give it up for Gothic Goddess, Veronica."

((Right then a tall, skinny gothic dressed girl walks out from the back. She is deeply dressed in gothic, wearing nothing but black, with pale, pale white sking, black lipstick, and dark black hair. She then heads down the ramp way, and enters the ring, as The Rock holds open the ropes for her. Veronica then goes and stands next to the other two girls. The Rock then walks up to her.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "So Veronica...go outside much?"

((The fans burst into laughter, as they got The Rock's joke. Veronica just gives The Rock an evil stare. Rock then just backs up away from Veronica.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Alright then, lets' move on. The last remaining contestant is actually well known. I know you all know her. She is, a WWE wrestling hall of famer. Ladies and Gentlemen, let The Rock bring to you...Mae Young!"

((The fans all begin to cheer, as Mae Young's wrestling theme hits over the p.a system. Mae Young then walks out from the back, and slowly, and carefully moves her old body down the ramp way. The fans continue to cheer as Mae waves to all the fans. Mae then begins to enter the ring, as Rock holds the ropes with one hand, and his foot, and uses the other hand to help Mae into the ring. Mae enters the ring, and then stands next to the other three contestants.))

-[The "People's Champon" Rock]- "Well if it isn't the lovely Mae Young. How you doing darlin?"

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "I'm doing great. How you doin, good lookin?"

-[The "People's Champion" rock]- "Whoa, hey, Mae, calm down baby. This isn't marry The Rock...no, no, no, this is marry SHANE MCMAHON. Just hold your horses wild thing."

((The fans all laugh, as The Rock takes a moment to lick his lips, adjusts his glasses and look over the contestants. The Rock then continues on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "There you have it ladies and gentlemen. YOur four contestants. Now, now before we move on. Before we let the people decide who marries Shane McMahon, The Rock is going to make it easier on them. You see The Rock is gonna eliminate two of you, right here, right now. So, the two ladies The Rock is going to eliminate are: First off, Stacy. Sorry Stacy, but your young, your still in school, and you need to keep it that way. Plus The Rock would hate to see you end up with some sick freak like Shane! So go on Stacy. Go home."

((Stacy then leaves the ring, to go back to the backstage. The Rock then continues on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Next, The Rock is gonna eliminate...Veronica. Veronica, The Rock is eliminating you because well...The Rock will admit it...you scare me. So go on, go home."

((Veronica then just exits the ring, as the fans cheer. The Rock then moves on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Now here we are. Left with the final two contestants. So now, it's your turn. It's the peoples turn. The winner, and future bride for Shane will be decided by your loud reaction. So lets' get to it. First off, the lovely, the oh so much of her, Lauren!"

((The fans begin to cheer for Lauren. Lauren raises her arms in the air, trying to get them to cheer louder.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Alright, alright. Next up. Mae Young."

((The fans cheer even louder for Mae Young, as Mae tries to get them to cheer even louder.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well then, The Rock believes the people have made their choice. Lauren, do you really want to win this?"

-["Fat Girl" Lauren]- "ye.."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS!"

((The fans erupt into cheers for The Rock.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "The only thing that matters is that the PEOPLE decided to go with, Mae Young. So please...exit the people's ring."

((Lauren begins to exit the ring, as Mae Young celebrates with the fans cheering her on.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Whoa, whoa, whoa there Mae. Hold on, you still have some business you have to take care of. In the back, in the womans locker room there is a wedding dress. You need to go back there, put on that dress, and get ready cause tonight your getting married...to Shane McMahon bay-bee! IF YA SMELLLLLLLALALALALALALAL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS...cookin!"

((The fans go nuts, as The Rock's theme blares over the p.a system. The Rock then helps Mae out of the ring, and back up the ramp way to the back.))

-[Scene Three]-


((The fans are enjoying tonights Warzone show, when suddenly the titron comes on. The titron shows The Rock standing next to the womans locker room. The Rock is seemingly waiting outside for Mae Young. The Rock looks around, takes a sip of the water he holds in his hand, and then decides to knock a few times on the door.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Hey Mae, everything ok in there? You didn't die did you?"

((Right then the locker room door opens, as Mae Young steps out, fully dressed in a very expensive wedding dress. The Rock looks Mae Young up and down, as the fans watching laugh at the sight of Mae Young in a wedding dress, actually going to go through with this whole marry Shane thing.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well, well, well, miss Mae Young, or should I say Mrs. McMahon, your looking quite....quite....quite...well you look like your getting married."

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "Why Rock, that's because I am getting married. To my hunky hunk, Shane McMahon. Now lets' rock n' roll!"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Alright then! Let's go find that future husband of yours."

((The Rock and Mae Young then begin to walk down the ramp way, heading towards Shane's locker room. The camera follows them, as the two just keep on walking. As the two are walking, The Rock suddenly stops, as he seems to notice something to the right of the camera. Mae Young keeps walking a few steps ahead of The Rock, intill she realizes The Rock has stoped. Mae then stops, as The Rock continues to stare off camera. The camera then pans out, and standing there is non-other than the XWL Champion! James Kidd is dressed in a normal WWH t-shirt, and some jeans, with the XWL Heavyweight Title draped over his shoulder. The Rock then continues to stare at James for a few more moments as the fans quiet down from their reaction of seeing their XWL World Champion. The Rock takes a sip of his water, and then continues to stare at Shane. Mark then begins to speak.))

-["XWL Heavyweight Champion" James Kidd]- "Well, well, well Rock! I didn't know you had a thing for older woman."

((The fans give a little chuckle, as The Rock gives a sarcastic chuckle himself.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Yeah...yeah...that's...that's...that's real funny. Yeah, that's real funny. You know Jamie boy you should be a comedian. Yeah, you should be a comedian. Not just any ordinary comedian. Oh no, that wouldn't go well with a champ like yourself. No, you should be a stand-up comedian! Yeah, you would be great. Be one of the best stand-up comedians of all time. You'd be a great Robin Williams, or a Jerry Seinfeld. You'd make a great Chris Rock or Martin Lawerence. Nah, nah, you'd make a great Whoopie Goldberg! Yeah that's it...a great Whoopie Goldberg. You should look into that. Might be a great career move for you."

-["XWL Heavyweight Champion" James Kidd]- "Yeah maybe I will. After I'm done being the one thing you'll never be...The XWL Heavyweight Champion!"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Yes, yes indeed you are the XWL World heavyweight Champion...but you also forgot your ugly too, and well...let's be honest...you could use a breath mint aswell."

((The fans watching give a little chuckle, as James seems to be getting a little upset.))

-["XWL Heavyweight Champion" James Kidd]- "Enough with the jokes Rock! I just wanted to let you know somethin. I noticed that you are facing Shane tonight at Burnout! Well do me a little favor, and leave some for me! ."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Well then, The Rock will indeed leave a little piece for ya. However, you must do The Rock a favor aswell. Do The Rock a favor, and keep that XWL World title lookin nice, cause soon enough...The Brahma Bull will come for that title!"

-["XWL Heavyweight Champion" James Kidd]- "Give me a break Rocky! As long as this title is around my waist, you just simply are not good enough for it!"

-[The "People's Champion" rock]- "You know what James, your right. The Rock isn't good enough for that title, along as it's around your waist. Cause as long as that title is around your waist it's simply...a disgrace! So considering that the precious World heavyweight Title is a disgrace, around the waist of a hermaphadite like yourself, The Rock will tell you what you can do with that disgraced gold. First step, take the World Title. Take it, and hold it in your hands. Then, The Rock says you can shine it up real nice. Get it lookin nice and shiney baby. Yet, don't put it up somewhere and keep it lookin nice...oh no, you don't have to do that with a disgraced title. Instead, second step, take that newly shined title, and turn it sideways. Then once its shined up, and turned sidways...stick that son of a b*tch straight up your candy ass!"

((The fans watching on the titron, cheer for The Rock. James then gets in the face of The Rock.))

-["XWL Heavyweight Champion" James Kidd] "Don't...push...me!"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "First off, again...breath mint. Second, James don't sing it...JUST BRING IT!"

((Fans cheer, as James seems to be getting very impatient with The Rock, and looks like he is about to bash his head in. Mae Young then steps in.))

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "Sorry to interrupt this sausage fest boys, but I got a wedding to get to. Which means I got a honeymoon to get to, and I don't plan on missin it. This sexy momma is horny and ready to do somethin about it!"

((The fans all laugh at Mae Young's comments. The Rock and James just look at Mae with a very disgusted look apon their face. Mae Young then starts to pull on The Rock's arm.))

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "Come on Rock! I'm gettin hitched! Later champ!"

((Mae and The Rock then take off, again heading for  Shanes locker room. James stays in place, as the camera continues to follow The Rock and Mae Young on their quest for Shane's locker room. The two then suddenlty see Shane's locker room.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Here it is Mae. Your husband's right in there. Go get em."

((The Rock opens the door, and Mae rushes in, with The Rock following behind. In the locker room is a man standing in a corner seeminly fixing one of the lockers. The man has short, and his medium built. From behind he some what resembles Shane. The man turns around and it's obvious it's just some WWH crew member. Mae however doesn't realize that, and still thinks it's Shane.))

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "There you are my hunk of meat, you. Come to momma, big boy."

((Mae then throws herself on the man who is quite confused.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Whoa, whoa, waho wait Mae, that's not..."

-["The old Lady" Mae Young]- "So hot stuff, where do you want to constimate the marriage? Huh, tiger?"

((The crew member begins to look a little worried.))

-[The "People's Champion" rock]- "Mae that's not..."

-["The Old Lady" Mae Young]- "Rock if you'll excuse us, we have some business to take care off."

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Alright, if you wish."

((The Rock then begins to back out, and close the door behind him.))

-[WWH Crew Member]- "No wait, help m..."

((The Rock then closes the door, and just stands in front of it, as the camera focuses on The Rock. After a few seconds some loud screaming, glass breaking, furniture being knocked over is heard. The fans all begin to laugh, as The Rock just shakes his head.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Not good."

((The Rock then just walks off, as the titron fades.))

-[Scene Four]-

Burnout

((Just moments away from the anticipated match between Shane and The Rock, the titron comes on once again. This time it shows WWH Senior Correspondent Rue standing in the WWH backstage interview area. The camera then pans out a bit, revealing the superstar standing next to him. The fans notice the man standing next to RUE is non-other than...The Rock! The fans all erupt into cheers once they see The Rock. The Rock is standing there already dressed in his wrestling gear, ready to go one on one with Shane. Todd then begins the interview, as the fans quite down.))

-["WWH Senior Correspondent" Rue]- "Rock tonight you get in the ring, and go one on.."

((The Rock throws the palm of his hand in the face of RUE. The fans cheer, as Rue stops in mid-sentence.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "FINALLY...THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO LONDONN!"

((The fans give The Rock a loud cheap pop, as The Rock continues.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "That's right, The Rock is here, LIVE, on Burnout at the home of the Queen! Now you were saying Rue. Somethin about...Shane?!"

-["WWH Senior Correspondent" Rue]- "Well Rock, I was saying, tonight on Burnout, you face Shane Mcmahon. You go one on one with one of the main event of this company. Your thoughts on this?"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "You know Ruey, it's funny you say that. It's funny you say how Shane is a main eventer here in the WWH. Like it means somethin. When in all reality, Rue, it means absolutely nothin jabronie! It doesn't matter one bit, that Shane is a main evetner. Oh no, baby, cause once he steps into the rign with The Rock, it wouldn't matter if Shane was Zeus, himself, The Rock would still whoop that candy ass! Shane better not be looking foward towards tonite. He better not be looking foward to what could happen if he wins tonites match instead of focusing on tonights match with The Rock. Cause if he is. Even for a second. The Rock will capitalize on that, and from the moment the bell sounds till the moment Shane's momma, that fat lady sings, The Rock will be whoopin that piece of white trash candy ass all over London!"

((The fans watching The Rock on the titron, go nuts.))

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "Last Thursday on Showdown, The Rock whooped both Frost and Black Viper candy asses. The Rock did that as a rebound match, a rebound victory. NOw The Rock is back on track. The Rock is ready to get right back into the thick of things. Starting tonight. Shane, Shane o Mac, the biggest bitch in the business is the very man, The Rock wants to face tonight. The Rock couldn't ask for a better match to show everyone that The Rock still gots it. To show everyone that even though The Rock is still World Heavyweight Champion, Shane McMahon is the perfect candidate, because he is a main eventer, like you said. Shane McMahon is considred a world title contender, so by The Rock, whoopin his candy ass. By the Rock doing all of that. The Rocks sure pleasure to take his size fourteen boot and shove it straight up Shane's candy ass! The bitch will be no match for the pie eatin...jabronie beatin...eyebrow raisin...trail blazin...trash talkin...girlfriend stealin...has a big present for ya like santa, in the form of a whoop ass...people's champ, The Rock!"

((Fans cheer, as todd begins to ask another question.))

-["WWH Senior Correspondent" Rue]- "Rock, what about that girl Gorgeous George. You know Shane will not be alone tonight, he will have his boys with him at ringside. What about that?"

-[The "People's Champion" Rock]- "What about it? What's the big deal? It doesn't mean anything. Shane can bring that 2 dolla hoe George to the ring with him. Shane can bring Adrian, Levinator, the two dime hoes, Sprit Fire and Melina. Shane can bring anyone aswell to the ring with him. Hell, Shane can go and get the Chinese Army and bring it with him. The Rock doesn't care. All it means is more whoop ass to be handed out, and more Smackdown hotel rooms to be checked in! Bottom line Rue, tonight, LIVE, ON BURNOUT, The Rock is gonna layeth the smack-a-down all over Shane's candy ass! IF YA SMELLLL..."

((The Rock stops, as he suddently notices a mystery person  walk up. The fans get excited waiting to see just what will happen between The Rock and this Mystery Person.))

-["Mystery Person]- "Well if it isnt Rocky. Its been a while bro, been a LONNG TIME...

((The Rock looks in shock... the scene then fades away.. Who is this mystery person will we find out this sunday at Burnout??? .))