MN: Smallz and Powers?

DT: No, Mike the OTHER highly anticipated fight of the night, one that hasn't already taken place.

DM: Priest and Pulsar?

DT: NO!! I'm talking about Cameron Cruise versus Christian Sands in a street fight!

MN: Oh, damn! I nearly forgot!

DT: Last week at Wrestleverse, the team of Sands and Troy defeated the Cameron Cruise Project for the Tag Team Titles but now we'll see how Sands and Cruise deal with each other in an environment with no holds barred.

MN: Kick ass let's go there now!

[Cut to an alleyway behind the arena. The exit door swings open and Cameron Cruise steps out into the night air, looking ready to fight while being dressed in plain jeans and a white t-shirt. He's followed by the referee.]

Cruise: Alright where is he?

[A voice suddenly comes from off-camera.]

Sands: Hey, Cammy.

[Cruise looks to his right just as Christian Sands bolts into the frame, blasting his opponent with a heavy punch to the jaw that sends him flying into a nearby brick wall. Sands laughs as he observes the effects of his surprise attack.]

MN: Looks like this match is underway!

DT: Sands seems to have gained an early advantage by catching Cameron Cruise off guard and now he moves in to capitalize on his edge, bringing a groggy Cruise to his feet. And Cameron fights back by charging into Christian, landing punches into the sides!

MN: And Christian Sands throws him back to the ground! The new Tag Team champion is definitely showing his control early in his match

DM: Street fight, Mike normal rules don't apply here.

MN: Whatever.

DT: Cruise is back on his feet, but is quickly PUT DOWN AGAIN by a sidekick from Christian Sands! Christian is just relentless tonight

MN: That or he knows how to manage himself in the streets. Sands must have been raised from the ghettos of Canada, man!

DM: Ontario, Rep-Ruh-SENT!!

DT: Canada has ghettos?

DM: Of course, man!

MN: Back to the match, Sands getting a dazed Cameron Cruise back to his feet TOSSES him back into the wall! And Sands comes down on him, laying into his sides and face with a barrage of punches!

DM: That's what I call a Grade-A pizzowning!

[Silence from the commentary feed.]

DM: what?

DT: What the hell did you just say?

MN: Yeah, what the hell is a 'pizzowning', Dean?

DM: You know its like, an owning, with a 'pz' sound in front of it?

DT: whatever, Dean. No more Canadian ghettos, and no more 'pizzowning', please. But back to the match, Sands, continuing to manhandle Cameron Cruise and now he has Cameron by the back of the head OH!! Slings him headfirst across the alley, and Cruise hits the asphalt after kissing the brick wall!

MN: God, that was sick but Christian Sands isn't finished yet. He's getting Cruise back onto his feet, and it looks like that last move has cut open Cameron's brow.

DT: Indeed it has. Blood has been shed, and we've only gone through the opening moments. Christian Sands now has Cameron Cruise by the back of the neck, and is leading him down the alley

DM: and right into a set of garbage cans! Cameron Cruise gets buried into the aluminum!

MN: That had to hurt

DT: Cruise slowly getting back to his feet, and Christian Sands breaks into a run Cameron Cruise back up, and GETS PUT DOWN AGAIN by a running dropkick, courtesy of the new Tag Team champion!

MN: What is going on with Cameron Cruise tonight? I expected a lot more from him in this match

DM: I as well, Mike but as it is, Christian Sands is in full control of this match, and it doesn't look like his grip will ease any time soon, unless Cameron Cruise can do something.

DT: Sands has Cruise up again locks him into a standing leg-scissor headlock immediately countered into a back body drop! Cruise DUMPS HIM onto a smashed trash can!

MN: Looks like Cruise is trying to do just that, Dean.

DM: Cruise now has an opportunity to turn this match around Sands on his knees as Cameron gets him to his ...NO!! Sands with a low-blow!!

MN: Aw, now that was just ABYSMAL!!

DT: Cruise had an opportunity, and lost it. Sands trying to regain control sets a stunned Cameron Cruise over his shoulders, and ...OH!! DROPS HIM INTO A NECKBREAKER over the knee!!

MN: Good night, Polly!

DM: Sands hooks the leg for a cover One Two NO!! Cameron Cruise kicks out.

DT: It's still too early to get an easy win over Cameron Cruise.

MN: I get the feeling Sands has hardly scratched the surface, either. He has Cruise back on his feet now takes him by the arm HARD WHIP into the brick wall! And wait, he continues to hold on!

DM: WHIPS HIM into the other wall! AND BACK for a third time!! Cameron Cruise is getting slung around like a sack of crap!

MN: That IS kind of all he's amounted to thus far in this match

DT: Sands takes him around the waist OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the concrete!!

DM: Christian Sands is decimating him, piece by piece! I don't know how much longer Cameron Cruise can go on like this without getting somewhere!

MN: Meanwhile, this match has been moving down the alley, and now they're nearly at the mouth where the alley opens into the street in front of the arena.

DT: Oh boy Sands brings a weary Cruise to his feet, and now he's leading him out onto the street! Sands scoops him up and SLAMS HIM to the sidewalk!

MN: Not technically a sidewalk slam, I guess you would say

DT: Christian is giving Cameron the boots now and it looks like this brawling is beginning to draw a crowd of spectators!

DM: Damn Kansans

MN: We're in Missouri, Dean.

DM: Well, whatever. I hope they don't interfere with this match.

DT: The crowd keeps its distance as Christian Sands continues to lay on the punishment. Now he grabs Cruise by the back of his shirt and yanks him onto his feet THROWS HIM into the street while ripping his shirt off!

MN: Not like the blood hadn't ruined it. Quite a crowd is gathering, by the way

DM: Security is on the scene as the two men continue fighting Cruise now on his hands and feet, crawling. Sands steps up to him grabs him around the waist, and OH.....HOISTS HIM INTO A GUTWRENCH BACKBREAKER!!

DT: WOW!! Incredible improvisation!

DM: Sands makes the cover!!

DT: One! Two!! Th.....NO!! Cameron Cruise kicks out!!

MN: Though it's doubtful he'll have longer to go, at this rate.

DT: Sands bringing Cameron Cruise to his feet again stands him up, and goes for a clothesline....DUCKED by Cruise!! Cameron with a book to the gut

DM: Follows through with a NICE VERTICLE SUPLEX onto the concrete!!

MN: He's certainly looking to gain an advantage, but would it be too little too late at this point?

DM: Sands and Cruise up at the same time Sands going in for a shot to the face, but Cameron Cruise quickly ducks and bulls him backwards!

MN: Where are they going?

DT: Looks like this fight is heading into the parking garage now as security keeps the crowd at bay Cruise finally tackles Christian Sands to the ground and goes into him with a series of punches!!

DM: It's good to see that Cameron is finally putting up a fight and now it looks like he's left Christian Sands with a bloodied nose!

DT: Cruise pulls him up to his feet takes him by the arm, and whips him.....REVERSED BY SANDS!!

*CRACK!*

DT: OH MY GOD, Christian Sands just whipped him through the wooden security bar!

MN: Man he had to have broken a few ribs on that, or something! Those things are reinforced to keep CARS from entering and exiting.....imagine how it must have felt for Cameron Cruise!

DM: Sands takes a moment to check his bleeding nose, and now he's going back to continue the attack on Cameron Cruise. Sands has him on his feet again and now he's leading him by the hair, to a parked BMW!

MN: Wait that's MY car!

DT: Uh oh!

*WHUMP!*

DT: AND SANDS bounces Cruise's head off the hood!

MN: DAMMNIT!! Do you know how much that's going to cost me to fix that dent?

DM: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Tough break, Mike!

MN: Up yours, Matthews

DT: Back to the match, Sands brings Cameron Cruise up again takes him back a distance, and grabs him by the arm uses the momentum to whip Cruise into the grill of the car!

DM: AND CRUISE, OUT OF NOWHERE, MOONSAULTS OFF OF THE HOOK OF MIKE'S CAR!! SANDS IS PASTED ON THE CONCRETE!!

MN: DAMN!!

DM: Heh heh heh

DT: Looks like your car is taking as much of a beating as these two are dishing out on each other but what bout that counterattack by Cameron Cruise! UNBELIEVABLE back flip off the hood of the car!

MN: Yeah, and instead of one dent, I have two!

DM: Sucks to be you, Mike!

DT: Cameron Cruise has had a lot of energy surfacing the past few minutes and in spite of being throwing through a wooden beam and having his head slammed into Mike's car, he's still fighting strong, and now he's looking to have control of this match

MN: Those bastards Cruise bringing Christian Sands off the ground and hoisting him onto his shoulder and Sands is fighting to break free!!

DT: Sands slides down Cameron Cruise's back grabs him around the waist.....BIG GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

DM: AND CRUISE LANDS ON HIS FEET!! He hooks Sands from behind......BIG REVERSE DDT!!

DT: MY GOD!! The head of Christian Sands just got BURIED into that concrete surface!!

MN: Cruise slowly rolls over for the pin.

DT: There's one TWO

DM: NAW!! Christian Sands kicks out

DT: I really have to say, watching this match early on, I was doubtful about how Cruise would handle himself in this match, but he looks to be putting up a decent fight now.

MN: That all depends on how long he can handle Christian Sands. Cruise took quite a beating early on, and if Sands gains control again that may be all she wrote.

DT: I would agree with you there, Mike. The match hasn't gone on for long, but in this environment under these stipulations a street fight can easily wear a man out in a short amount of time.

DM: Cruise is in control and now he's getting Christian Sands back on his feet. And now he's leading him too oh no

MN: Oh YEAH!!

DM: That's MY car!!

DT: Cruise takes Christian Sands to Dean's Nissan 350Z scoops him up, and OH MY GOD, DRIVES HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE ROOF OF THE CAR!!

DM: GODDAMNIT, NOOOO!!

MN: HAHAHAHAHAA!!

DM: SHUT THE HELL UP, MIKE!!

DT: Relax, you two! We have a match to call!

DM: But that's my CAR!!

MN: Tough break, Dean!! Cruise now climbs on top of the car to continue his assault on Christian Sands! Cruise brings Sands to his feet sets him into a standing headscissor!

DT: Going for a POWER........WAIT!! Sands holds on and turns it into a SPINEBUSTER!!

*CRASH!!*

DM: F**K!!!

DT: OH MY GOD!! SANDS WITH A SPINEBUSTER, SO POWERFUL IT BLOWS THE WINDOWS OUT OF DEAN'S CAR!!

MN: HAHAHAHA!! That's great!!

DM: Shut the hell up, Mike! This is a tragedy!

MN: I can't help it this is freaking hilarious!

DT: Just like that, Christian Sands has turned this match around. Now let's see how far he can carry it before Cameron Cruise comes back!

MN: Sands bringing a groggy Cameron Cruise to his feet grabs him by the neck

DM: Oh God

DT: Oh no!! Christian Sands with a CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP OF THE CAR!!

MN: GOOD GAWD!! CRUISE WAS JUST PLANTED INTO THE CONCRETE!!

DT: How the hell is he going to wake up from THAT?!

DM: well, at least they didn't do anything more to my car. But Jesus Christ, how am I going to hear my radio with the sound of wind blowing all around me?

DT: Prioritize, Dean! We have a match to call!

MN: Sands hops off Dean's destroyed Nissan and comes to the fallen Cameron Cruise he's looking to end this right here and now!

DT: Cruise hooks the leg for a cover

ONE!

TWO!!

THR.....OH NO!! Cameron Cruise just BARELY kicked out!!

MN: I don't know HOW, though especially after being driven into CONCRETE from that height!

DT: Neither of these men is willing to give up yet, and Christian Sands looks to be going for the kill!

DM: Sands pries a weary Cameron Cruise off of the concrete ground of the parking lot. How can he still be standing?

DT: Sands takes him from behind puts him into a COBRA CLUTCH.....OH MY GOD, SAND BLASTER!!!!!!

MN: DENIED!! Cruise breaks away before Sands could finish him!

DT: Cruise returns to take Sands down.....NO!! Christian Sands with a powerful clothesline that puts Cruise to the ground again!

MN: Sands is kicking ass, yet again.

DM: Cruise trying to get up and can't! Sands helps him up and takes him by the head runs him down the parking garage, and BULLDOGS HIM into the concrete again!

MN: Damn how can anybody bear that kind of punishment?

DT: Sands maintaining control rolling Cameron Cruise over again for a cover!

ONE!!

TWO!!

NO!! Cruise still kicks out

DM: He's not quite spent yet!

MN: Sands is getting frustrated! He wants this to be over!! Now he gets Cameron Cruise to his feet again and Cruise collapses to the ground!

DT: He doesn't even have the strength to stand!

MN: Sands brings Cruise to his feet again, and pushes him against the wall. Christian steps back OH MY GOD!! KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST, and Cruise goes down

DM: But Christian Sands isn't done yet! He brings Cruise up again against the wall A SECOND KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!

MN: JESUS CHRIST, that hurts just looking at it!

DT: Sands catches Cruise before he can fall again, and lifts him onto his shoulder looks like he's taking him to the streets again!

MN: Nah, he's taking him to SCHOOL!

DT: Sands back outside on the Kansas City streets DUMPS Cameron Cruise on the sidewalk, and here comes the crowd of spectators again!

DM: At least security is getting paid to do SOMETHING right

DT: Cruise is finally showing signs of movement as he tries to get to his knees, but Christian Sands lays the boots into him! This match is becoming more and more brutal by the minute!

MN: Sands has Cruise back on his feet takes him by the arm and the hair, and SLAMS him into the wall of the arena! Meanwhile, this fight is getting quite a good response from the fans that have 'front row seats', so to speak.

DM: Bah, they're all ticket scalpers, Mike. They're the scourge of the professional wrestling industry! I hope they get run over by a bus!

DT: Sands sizes up a weary Cameron Cruise, and LAYS INTO him with a heavy right! Cruise remains on his feet

DM: and comes back with a lamblasting left of his own into Sands' face!

MN: He didn't see THAT one coming! Sands returns with a left of his own!

DM: But Cruise refuses to go down!! And it's Cruise again back to Sands Cruise with a POWERFUL uppercut Sands with a chop across the chest

DT: And Cameron Cruise takes Sands to the sidewalk, and the two are beating the living hell out of each other with their fists!!

MN: Old-school brawl fest! I love it!

DT: Sands rolls over and puts Cruise on the receiving end as both men continue to beat each other bloody! And now it's Sands, using his forearm across his opponent's neck to cut off his air supply!

MN: He's choking the life out of him!

DT: Cruise struggling for air my God, he's going to kill him!

DM: NO!! Cruise with a KNEE TO THE GROIN out of nowhere!!

MN: OH GOD, that had to hurt

DT: Cameron Cruise knocks Christian Sands aside as he tends to his, uhm ...manhood. Cruise gasping for air as he struggles to his feet, and Sands wearing an expression of absolutely pain

MN: Wait a second, they're moving toward a busy road!

DT: Oh no! This could get dangerous! Cruise doesn't appear to know where he's going, as he's too busy trying to clear his head after nearly BLACKING OUT from a loss of oxygen! Sands is back on his feet, and now he sees him!

DM: Sands charging Cruise from behind Cameron turns around, and TRIPS CHRISTIAN SANDS INTO THE ROAD!!

*HOOOOOONK!!*

*BAM!!*

MN: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!

DT: CHRISTIAN SANDS WAS HIT BY A CAR!!

DM: SANDS ROLLED OVER THE TOP OF THE CAR LIKE A RAG DOLL!! GOOD GOD, IS HE STILL ALIVE?!

DT: The driver is out of the car, and he can hardly believe it what the hell JUST HAPPENED here?! Somebody call an ambulance!

MN: But the match isn't over!!

DT: Christian Sands JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR, damn you!!

DM: Wait, Cameron Cruise is stumbling over to where Christian Sands now lies motionless in the street and collapses on top of him!!

DT: THERE'S A COVER, AND HERE COMES THE REFEREE!!

ONE!!!

 
TWO!!!

THREEEEEE!!!

DM: CAMERON CRUISE WINS!! My God, I can't believe it!! WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH!! After all the fight-fighting and brawling these two have gone through, one stands thanks to his opponent getting run over by a motorized vehicle, of course!

MN: What a lucky frickin' break for Cruise, man!

DT: Here come the EMTs

[Cruise crawls away as an EMT comes to him to check him for injuries, and to close the wound in his forehead. The remainder, meanwhile, run into the street to tend to Christian Sands, who is beginning to stir.]

DM: Well, he's not dead!

[Security helps out by controlling the traffic flow. The EMTs put an oxygen mask over Christian Sands' face, and it's apparent that he has come back to consciousness. With an expression of pain, he manages to sit up.]

DT: It looks like Christian Sands will be alright after all.

MN: Thank God I nearly had a heart attack there.

DM: My God, Sands is somehow getting to his FEET with the help of the EMTs! How is he STANDING!!

[Cameron Cruise, meanwhile, is led away while Christian Sands leans his weight over two other men. A third checks out his nose.]

[Cut backstage where Troy Douglas is jogging in place lightly at the curtain entrance to the main stage waiting for his match to begin. A stagehand runs up gets his attention.]

SH: Sir!! Mr. Douglas, sir!!

[Douglas raises an eyebrow questioningly and looks in his direction.]

TD: Yeah?

SH: Sir, Mr. Ryan wants to see you in his office before the match. He said it was urgent.

TD: Really....this should be interesting.

[Cut to a commercial for CastLOL GB2/X/ motor oil...]