DT: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, "Wisconsin" Bill is already in the ring awaiting his opponent. A lot is riding on this match, Bill's charge Mike Evers has a TV Title shot depending on his manager beating the champ here. 
MN: This will hopefully put an end to all this nonsense. Mike Evers has no place challenging for the Television title. 

[“Loose Yourself” by Emiem begins to blast as "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin makes his way slowly to the ring, smiling very smugly.] 

TF: Introducing his opponent. Weighing in at 245 pounds. He’s from the United Kingdom, and is the EPW Television Champion, “Yours Truly” Adam Benjamin! 

[Adam gets into the ring and hands the belt to referee Bryan Wetherby, who looks a little confused since the title isn't on the line, but holds it up at Adam's insistence. Bryan then calls for the bell.] 

DM: Well, I might as well just brace myself for the carnage here. This might be a technical display, but a terribly one-sided one. 

DT: Wait, Benjamin is stopping short, not going for the first attack... he's asking Wisconsin Bill to take the first shot! 

MN: What a guy! He's really being a sportsman here! We could all learn from this kind of British hospitality! 

DM: Bill looks like he's not buying it... but he takes the shot! And Adam Benjamin's head snaps back! 

DT: Uh-oh. He's still standing, though, and he does not look happy. And here comes the retaliation! Rapid punch after punch after punch! Bill has been pushed so far back into the corner you'd think he was plastered there! 

DM: From the look on Mike's face, he's hurting from this assault almost as much as Bill is! He really wants to get in there and help! 

MN: Well, don't hold your breath for it to happen, Dean. Mike knows better than to just get his man disqualified. Not only does it go against every sappy thing he believes in, he doesn't want to lose his title shot! 

DT: Oh, come on, if Mike really thought Bill was in serious danger, he'd do something! 

DM: He might have to do it quick, Adam just suplexed his manager right out of the corner, and he's going for the cover right here and now! 

DT: One... t- no. Adam's lifted Wisconsin Bill back up. He's not done yet! 

MN: Oh, this is going to be classic now! 

DT: Adam's picking his opponent back up, throws him to the ropes, and takes him down with a standard hip toss. And he follows it up with a classic ground arm bar. And look at him just lean into it! 

DM: This would be a wonderful "how-to" demonstration if the whole thing wasn't at the expense of someone who isn't even a fully trained wrestler! All it's turning out to be is a clinic on how to be a bully! Adam Benjamin should be ashamed of what he's doing here! 

MN: Oh, please! This is compelling! A lowly David taking on a tremendous Goliath in the ring! 

DM: Yeah, except this "David" has no proverbial sling to take this foe down with! 

DT: Benjamin releases the hold, finally, and Wisconsin Bill is in tremendous pain! And now Adam picks him back up.... HUUUGE German Suplex into a bridge!! One... two- no, Benjamin released his grip again! What is he doing here!? 

DM: This is going above and beyond merely "toying" with his opponent. He's trying to send a message to Mike Evers here! 

MN: Gee, do you really think so? 

DT: Now Benjamin is just having fun! He scoops Bill up, and sends him right onto his knee with a back breaker! And he still has his grip on him... POWER SLAM!! 

DM: Alright, already, you've proved your point, Benjamin! Just end the match! 

MN: Not even close, I'd say! Keep going! 

DT: Benjamin is now setting Wisconsin Bill up on his knees... SHINING WIZARD!!! 

MN: That's it, stick a fork in him, he's absolutely done. 

DT: But Adam Benjamin still isn't finished! He's picking his foe up, and has him in position for a power bomb... oh, no... he's not- 

DM: He is! Here comes Yours Truly 2K3!! 

DT: And back down to the mat!! This is terrible! And mercifully here's the cover, and- no! Benjamin didn't even let the referee count to one that time! NOW what is he going to do!? 

MN: Whatever it is, Mike Evers still won't get in the ring to do something! The sap still wants to stick to the rules! 

DM: Well, he's rolling Bill onto his back, and it looks like he's applying about half a surfboard on him. Pulling Bill's arms back... OWWW!! He just stomped him right in the head, knocking Bill into next week! 

MN: Benjamin was telling me about this! That's the curb stomp! What an exclamation point! 

DT: Now... he's leaving the ring?! Adam Benjamin is exiting the ring, and going for a mic! 

Benjamin: Get up Bill! Come on mate get up do it for Mikey!!!! All his dreams lie in your hands and you are laying there helpless. I thought you were going to get him a match at the PPV? Well Guess what Mike consider this your lucky day! 

[Adam rolls back into the ring, and suddenly lays down and put the helpless arm of Bill over him as the Ref looks down confused as Adam Yells into the mic....] 

Benjamin: Make the bloody count ref!!!!! 

DT: And here comes the count, 1....2.....3?? 

TF: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner is... WISCONSON BILL!!! 

DT: I... I don't get it. What is the story here? 

MN: Will you be quiet so he can tell us!?