DT: Back again and the Television Champ is in the ring with his challenger, Foxx.
DM: Look at that look on the face of Mike Evers! Look at him like he has nothing to worry about!
MN: Well duh, Foxx is a girl!
DT: That means nothing, if you haven't noticed Foxx can put on one hell of a match up!
SFX: DING DING DING!
MN: SOMEONE CALL THE MORGUE! Girls can't fight!
DT: I beg to differ, Foxx and Mike starting this off by squaring off. Foxx is approaching Mike Evers. They are standing toe to toe. And Mike Evers shoves Foxx to prove his strength! And Foxx out of nowhere pulls out a headlock on Mike Evers!
DM: Clever girl! Work his head and show him that she is more technically advanced! Wait! Mike Evers pushing Foxx to the ropes and shoots her off!. Mike grabbing his head! BIG SHOULDER FLYING SHOULDER TAKCLE AND MIKE EVERS STUMBLES TO HIS REAR END!
MN: Steroids! That girl is on steroids! Cheater!
DT: Mike Evers is looking at Foxx is complete confusion. Mike Evers stands up… HERE HE COMES FULL BLAST CHARGING AT FOXX… ARM DRAG FROM THE CHALLENGER!
DM: She is quick and she is smart! The title may just change hands tonight! Mike Evers to his feet! Clothesline attempt from Foxx, Mike ducks, he connects with a forearm to the face. Foxx is in trouble as Mike Evers has her against the ropes. Irish whip, Foxx on the rebound! MIKE EVERS LOOKING FOR A FLAP JACK!.
DT: NO! FOXX IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF EVERS!! Cover from Fox! One! kick out from Evers as he rolls to his feet, Foxx with a straight jab to the face of Evers, Evers is in the buckle a kick to the mid section from Foxx, and another, one more for good luck! And now a hard right hook from Foxx! Foxx going for a chop… no! Evers ducks and chops Foxx straight across the chest!
CROWD: WOOO!!!!!
MN: Where's sexual harassment panda at?
DM: That is fin in this sport, she agreed to the match. And Evers with a punch to the back of the head from Foxx as she was huddled over from that chop! Foxx standing up.. AND ANTOHER CHOP! CROWD: WOOO!!!!
MN: He just wants to touch her breasts! Not that I blame him!
DT: Pervert. And Mike Irish whipping Foxx to the opposite buckle, FOXX REVERSING THE WHIP! Mike heading towards the buckle, Foxx following! Up and over from Mike, Foxx goes under him and turns around! DROPKICK FROM MIKE EVERS AND FOXXX IS IN THE TURNBUCKLE!
MN: And Mike Evers is playing the crowd. Because he will not be beat by a girl!
DM: Mike charging Foxx looking to smash her in the corner! NO! FOXX WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Mike Evers face just hit that top turnbuckle! I think he may be seeing stars! Mike turning around! A CHOP FROM FOXX! Payback is a bitch!
CROWD: WOOO!!!!
MN: Sexual harassment! She just wanted to touch his nipple!
DT: Shut it! Mike Evers standing up. Foxx is right there waiting! SHE LEAPS ON MIKES SHOULDERS!!! HURRICARANA!!!! NO! Mike Evers stopping her, runs to the ropes and dumps her out of the ring!
DM: Smart move from Evers, get her out of the ring before her momentum picks up. Mike Evers reaching over the top rope and is now pulling Foxx onto the apron by her hair. Foxx is in a world a of pain, Mike hooking her head, looks as though he is going to suplex her back in the ring.. he's got her over! NO! Foxx floats over and lands behind Mike! School boy roll up! 1.. 2.. kick out from Evers!
DT: Wait! Evers turning around after that pin fall attempt from Foxx! Snap mare from Foxx! And she connects with a dropkick to the back of Evers head!
MN: SHE PULLED HIS HAIR!!!!
DM: No she didn't! Foxx picking up Mike, a shard forearm to the face of Evers, he is against the ropes! Irish whip from Foxx! NO! Evers reverses to an arm wringer! Kick to the midsection from Mike! SUPLEX!!!! NO! EVERS LIFTS UP FOXX AND DROPS HER STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! AND FOXX IS HOLDING HER GUT AND STANDING ON THE APRON!
DT: CLOTHESLINE FROM EVERS… FOXX DUCKS AND PULLS THE BOTTOM ROPE DOWN AND MIKE EVERS FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! EVERS ON HIS FEET!FOXX JUMPING ON THE SECOND ROPE-MOOONSUALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE FROM FOXX AND THEY ARE BOTH DOWN!!!
MN: Jesus Christ! he is losing to a girl! a freaking girl! You know those things that cook you food! yeah! a girl.
DM: That means nothing here! Foxx getting to her feet and is picking up Mike Evers. She rolls him in the ring and is sliding in after him. Pin fall…1...2.. And Evers gets his foot on the ropes! The crowd is on their feet! Foxx using the ropes to get up, she is tired. Mike Evers is on his feet, Foxx with a kick to the stomach of Evers NO! Mike catches it! DRAGON SCREW TAKEDOWN! Mike is back on his feet, Foxx rolls to her feet, she turns around, clothes line from Evers, she pops up, and another, she's up again Evers with a kick, now a fore arm, Foxx against the ropes! Irish whip! EVERS LOOKING FOR A FLAP JACK! NO! HEAD SCISSORS AS EVERS PUTS FOXX IN THE AIR!!!!
DT: What a display! Mike Evers is in the turnbuckle.. Foxx looking to shoot him off… And she does! Mike Evers taking the turnbuckle, Foxx runs full speed at him, Clothes line! NO! Evers ducks and lifts Foxx up and goes to throw her to the outside! BUT FOXX IS HOLDING ON TO THE TOP ROPE!!! She is on the outside! Evers turning around and Foxx slams his head into the turnbuckle with all her might and Evers hit's the matt!
DM: SHES CALLING FOR THE VIXEN DIVE!!!!!!
MN: She's taking to long pumping up the fans… she better hurry!
DT: AND MIKE EVERS IS ON HIS FEET AND ON THE SECOND ROPE!! A FOREARM TO THE BACK! AND ANOTHER! HE HOOKS HER ARMS!!!! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
DM: COVER! 1.!2.!3!!!!
SFX: DING DING DING
FATORA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL TV CHAMPION! MIKE EVERS!!!!
DM: Great job by Evers here tonight and a valiant attempt by Foxx!
DT: We’ll be right back!