DT: We’re back in Seattle and up next we have a rematch from last week between “Phenomenal” Frankie Scott and the female Phenom herself, Nakita Dahaka.
DM: Yeah, last week Scott was really as a handicap due to his physical condition so this week I look forward to seeing more of the real Frankie Scott in there against Dahaka – and it’s a chance for her to continue her impressive opening streak of wins here in EPW.
DT: Let’s go up to the ring for Tony Fatora!!
TONY FATORA: Th’ following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first…
[CUE UP: “Gently” by Slipknot, as, through thick fog and flames, “The Dark Phenom” and her manager make their way onto the rampway]
TONY FATORA: Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona, and weighing in at one hundred, eighty five pounds… accompanied by her manager, Delilah Demonik, she is the Dark Phenom… NAKITA... DA-HAKA!
DT: She managed the win last time on Aggression, but Frankie Scott, her opponent again tonight, was running a high fever and that surely played a huge part in his loss.
MN: And his stupidity later that night, challenging Evers or Hart to a match.
DM: He’s nicely rested tonight though, so I don’t think Nakita’s going to have it as much her own way this time.
TONY FATORA: And the opponent…
[CUE UP: “Phenomenon” by Thousand Foot Krutch, as Frankie Scott steps out to a very good reaction from the crowd, letting the smoke clear a little before walking to the ring]
TONY FATORA: He hails from Atlanta, Georgia, and weighs in at two hundred and forty two pounds… Phenomenal… FRANKIE… SCOTT!!
MN: That should be germ carrying disease bag, with his finisher, the Sneeze of Death!
DT: I must admit that was a disgusting turn of events, but it could have been worse.
MN: Only if he’d puked up!
DM: Which would still have been worse.
DT: Deliliah Demonik giving Nakita some last minute instructions out there, and there’s the bell! Circling each other, Nakita very quickly stepping with a go behind, but Scott with the reversal, taking her down into an armbar! Nakita pulling her arm out of it though, both back up, and a hard forearm to the side of the head by Nakita!
MN: GO HOTTIE!
DM: Delilah directing traffic as Nakita just launches a flurry of kicks, sending Scott back against the ropes. Nakita backing up, charging in SCOTT BEHIND! Roll up!!
DT: One!!
Two!!
Kickout at two by Nakita.
MN: No way it’s going to end that early.
DT: Dahaka back to her feet though, as Scott quickly applies a side headlock! Nakita Dahaka trying to pull Frankie Scott to the ropes, but look how he’s sitting in low! Takes her down with a headlock take down, and look at him grinding away on the neck!
MN: The filthy swine!
DT: Not like that, Mike. I swear sometimes it’s like working with a fourteen year old.
DM: No, fourteen year olds know more about sex than Mike does.
MN: YOU BA
DM: Family show.
MN: … beeper beeping beep.
DT: Well, Mike’s practicing to be an android, and Nakita Dahaka’s having trouble trying to get back to her feet – she’s turned in, trying to get up, but Frankie Scott wrenching on the neck.
DM: He’s not going to win the match like that, but he’ll definitely wear her out.
MN:
DT: No, Mike.
MN: hmm.
DT: Scott bringing Nakita back to her feet, switching round to a hammerlock! Dahaka trying to fight her way round the back, but the Phenomenal one with a hard forearm to the kidneys! Kick to the back of the knee, Scott off the ropes… BULLDOG takedown!!
One!!
TWO!!
NO! So far though this has been all Frankie Scott, a far cry from last time on Aggression. This is the Frankie Scott we’ve come to expect.
DM: But that shot to the gut from Dahaka’s going to slow him down.
DT: Shot to the face by the Dark Phenom… handstand?
DM: Handstand headscissors.
DT: Going for a takedown… NO!!
One!!
TWO!!
Kickout!! HUGE running knee lift as Scott tried to get to his feet, and THAT was some impressive gymnastics from Nakita, going from the handstand, pushing herself up and over the shoulders of Frankie Scott, using her legs for leverage, and dropping down behind him for the sunset flip! And with that rather complicated manoeuvre, she’s in control. Picking him up after the knee, and some stiff kicks there! Kick to the gut, and a nice snapmare takedown, and a dropkick to the back of the head!
DT: Nakita’s got a lot of strength for someone her size, but as she’s shown, sometimes speed and agility count a lot more.
MN: No way! Strength and power is where it’s at!
DM: Then tell me why our Intercontinental and World Heavyweight champions have a combined weight of less than four hundred pounds, and the heavier of them is two hundred and eleven pounds?
DT: He’s got you there, Mike. Nakita Dahaka continuing the offence, dropping the elbow after a flurry of stomps. Going for the cover,
One…
TWO!!
Kickout just after two by Scott, as Nakita brings him back to his feet by the hair. A stiff right hand there, sends Scott off the ropes, and a dropkick to the knee! Did you see how Frankie Scott spun in the air there?!
DM: Always a painful way to get taken down. I’ve had that happen to me a couple of times, and I’m not surprised he’s holding his knee, it’s very dangerous and could potentially rupture or break something.
DT: And if that doesn’t then this might! Nakita Dahaka with Scott’s leg over her neck in a Stretch Muffler!
DM: Also known as an Argentine leglock, this hold is using Scott’s weight to stretch the knee and thigh – it’s a very painful hold by default. Hurts bigger men more, but Scott can’t even get to the ropes.
MN: Then how’s the disease-bag going to get out of this?
DM: Whenever Nakita lets him go.
DT: Just listen to him screaming in pain out there! His face is twisted!
DM: This move hurts, I just told you that. The only saving grace is it can be tough to keep someone in it too long.
DT: Then he’s just got to wait?
DM: Or do that!
DT: Amazing feat of agility there by Scott this time! He managed to turn himself over and connected with a headscissors take down! He’s holding his knee on the canvas, but the spin there took Nakita to the outside! She doesn’t look too much worse for wear, more so shocked.
DM: Scott’s not known for his agility as much as his grappling, and who can forget the power he showed against Evers and Sergeant a few months back? But that was a very good counter to the Argentine leglock, I’ve never thought of trying that one.
DT: Nakita sliding quickly back into the ring, going after Scott, stomping on the knee. Picking Frankie Scott up by the hair, grabbing the leg… legbuster, down across the knee!
Going for the cover, hooking the far leg
TWO!!
Thno!! Frankie Scott with the authoritative kickout! Do you think she hooked the wrong leg there, Dean?
DM: It makes more sense to hook the good leg, and she didn’t. Gave him enough power left to still kick out.
DT: Dahaka with the pickup again, but a hard shove by Scott! Dahaka coming back in, but gets taken down with a power hiptoss! Frankie Scott into the cover
One…
TWO!!
TNO!! Nakita Dahaka way too fresh to be pinned just like that.
MN: Naturally. She’s hot dammit!
DM: I’m surprised he hasn’t rushed the ring to be honest, two beautiful women who could kick his ass and he’s still here.
MN: I do have some control you know.
DM: Good. The smell gets horrible after a while after you’ve wet yourself.
MN: I’m so going to go to Dan about the bullying that goes on back here, don’t think I won’t!
DT: Frankie Scott is in control here though, stopping Nakita from regaining control by slugging her there with a right hand before she got to her feet!
MN: I dunno, smacking a woman when she’s down.
DT: This is wrestling, Mike. Frankie Scott with Nakita up, and a hard slam in the corner! Frankie Scott still holding the knee as he climbs to the second rope… drops the elbow! The cover
One…
TWO!!
Kickout!
DM: He’s got to be a bit quicker here, he’s taking a long time with his knee.
DT: Scott still with the advantage though, picking Dahaka up and throwing her back into the corner. Driving the elbow to the side of the head, Irish whip, reversed! Frankie Scott hitting hard in the corner, Nakita Dahaka charging in… MISSES! Frankie Scott moves out of the way, small package as Nakita stumbles out of the corner
One
Two…
THREE!! THREE!!
MN: HE STOLE IT!!
[SFX: dingdingdingding]
TONY FATORA: Th’ winner of the match, Phenomenal FRANKIE… SCOTT!!
DT: Frankie Scott pulls out a quick win with a small package
MN: tee-hee!
DT: Frankie Scott getting his hand raised in victory, and I swear Mike needs his head examined. Scott celebrating in the ring – what’s Delilah doing?
DM: Delilah Demonik sliding in to the ring with a chair, looks like she’s
DT: NO! Frankie Scott just turned round and Delilah stops in her tracks. She’s got the chair still in hand though, talking to Scott… DRAGON SUPLEX BY NAKITA!! NAKITA DAHAKA WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX ON FRANKIE SCOTT AFTER THE BELL!
MN: YES!!
DT: Nakita picking Scott up… DRAGON SNAP!! DRAGON SNAP!! Nakita Dahaka falling backwards and wrapping her legs around Scott’s waist… someone stop this!
MN: NO! Leave that disease carrying vermin to get what he deserves for sneezing at her last time.
DT: Referee’s coming down, as Demonik is egging Dahaka on… finally they pry her off! What was she thinking?
DM: Getting some payback for losing like that?
DT: Delilah and Nakita backing up the rampway – look at that smile on Delilah’s face!
MN: And Nakita couldn’t look any further from that, she’s such a killing machine!
DM: She didn’t win the match, but she is the one standing tall right now.
[CUTTO: The ring, where Frankie Scott, being helped up by officials, is staring fiercely at the two women]
DT: I don’t think this one is over by a long shot.